Payton's Predictions

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Paid. What's a bye for horoscopes?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Well, today's horoscopes are all about love, and we're finding
out which signs are total lovers and which ones are
absolutely ruthless. And if it's your birthday today, you are
a Libra and you share a birthday with Usher and
Ralph Lauren, it's.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
All about love. Good morning, Joseph. What's your sign? Hi?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I am any a Capricorn. Okay, So Capricorns, you're actually
a strategic lover. You're slow to open up, but once
you do, you're actually all in. But until then you're
emotionally on do not deserve. So basically, if you're a
Capricorn and you're dating someone, that's probably your end all
be all.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh okay, okay, well that's actually kind of a steals
them some blanks for me. I think perfect love. That
for you, Thanks Joseph, Thank you. So you're you're letting
us know what kind of lover we are.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Well, if you're a lover or if like you're ruthless,
just in general, like you're not like that, love stuff
not for you.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, So Kyle's birthday is just a couple days away. Yeah,
you shoot ruthless.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Or a lover.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Well, honestly, I feel like Libra as we all know
that they are lovers and they'll romanticize someone's basic text
message like it's Shakespeare, So you believe in love even
when you should not.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, you're like reading the sect. He said, yes, I'll
get back to you. How great is that?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Kyle's like, he may have texted K, but at least
he texted you back.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
It was a capital K.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
How about Pisces, rich for my Pisces. You're a certified lover.
You're crying to songs, journaling about your crush and planning
the wedding before date two. It's unhinged and honestly a
little bit adorable.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Mm hmm. Yeah, when you get chills when you hear songs,
then you're a romantic.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, totally. Les Leo's we love big, bold and loud,
but if someone doesn't match our energy, we can go
ruthless real quick. So we're either obsessed or unbothered and
there's no in between.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I agree with that totally. We got a text ask
you for Scorpios.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh yeah, I got you on Scorpios. I feel like Scorpio.
You guys have the stingers, so Scorpio. You're ruthless one hundred.
You give all your love to the right person, but
cross you once and they'll never emotionally recover. It's giving.
I love you, but also I hext you.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Hey, how about virgos Virgo?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
John Jay, You're a ruthless lover in disguise. You'll do
everything for someone until they mess up once and then
you're like delete block.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Good day.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Dead to you, John call Us at eight seven seven
nine seven one four seven. We have another horoscope right here.
Uh Zahara Zaharia.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Hello, what's your sign aries? Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Perfect aries? When it comes to you being a lover,
or if you're ruthless, you're also a ruthless lover. If
it's not fiery, passionate or slightly dramatic, you're bored. You'll
fall hard, fight harder, and still text. What you do
in five minutes after you break up with someone.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
That's definitely me. I'm a little toxic.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I was about to say, sounds a little toxic to me.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Just a little toxic, though, all toxic, just a little
just a little scocha.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
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