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Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Jay and Rich Peyton. What is the vibe today
for horse gumps?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's National record day? So I'm gonna spill what kind
of drink each zodiac sign is. Some of you guys
are strong, some of you guys are like sparkling water
with a little bit of trauma. But if it is
your birthday today, you are a Libra and you share
a birthday with John Mayer and Naomi Osaka?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Is that a CARDI B thing?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
What?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Nashal okabe?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Okor licur? Cour like drink?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Like eight.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
This is a subject that I'm not familiar with, so
that'd be good court. Okay, let's say hello to call
it at eight seven seven nine seven four seven. Say
hello to Nicole, Good morning to Cole. What's your signing?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I am a Gemini? Okay, perfect? So Gemini the kind
of drink that you are? You're actually a Long Island
iced tea. You guys are fun, unpredictable, and somehow both
everyone's favorite and worst decision at the same exact time.
I can see that exactly. Thank you, guys.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Thanks, okay, all right, bye bye bye, Hello Amanda? Hi,
what's your sign I am an ari?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay? So aries when it comes to the kind of
drink that you are, you're actually basically a tequila shot
in human form, your fiery, bold and probably the reason
your group chat says never again, you don't drink, you perform.
That sounds about right perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Bye, let me ask you a stupid question because I'm
trying to understand. You're saying liqueur yep, and there's a difference.
I know you're gonna in liquor.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
There's a difference because tequila is that's not liquor. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
But I'm just giving you your drink because there's not
very many liqueurs that I can tell you that you are.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Okay, Like, what is a liqueur?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
A liqueur is like something that you would add to
a drink to like make it, like.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
You can add laqua.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, like you could have like an Italian like an
Italian liqueur, and like a lemon cello, you know. Okay,
So I'm gonna tell you what kind of drink you are.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
You don't know either, right, don't.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
There's a difference, definitely though, Okay, So what is libra well,
libra kai the kind of drink that you are. You're
a mohito, You're bubbly, balanced and flirty, and you can
charm your way into free drinks and out of a
sweeding ticket before happy hour ends. I love it. Look
a good one. I know. Moho is like mint, like vodka,

(02:16):
muddled muddled mint and vodka and yeah, liquor. I'm sure
you could add some liqueur into a pisces rich. The
drink that you are is actually rose with glitter, soft, sparkly,
crying in the club but somehow still the life of
the party. You're a vibe and a mess and we
love that. Is like you, you know that edible glitter

(02:40):
that you can like to your stuff. It's a beautiful drink.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
And what about Leo?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, so Leo's the kind of drink that we are.
We're champagne. Obviously, we sparkle, we pop off, and we
demand to be the center of the toast. And if
no one is filming us, what's the point?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I bet I can guess what a rgo is. What
do you think? Tall drink of water?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Actually, I feel like you guys have a pretty like
manly drink, gin and tonic, crisp, reliable and slightly judgmental.
You'd correct the bartenders poor if you could I back in.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
The day, ordered one of those when I thought it
was a grown up. I remember it was like can
I get a Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah. I feel that way about old fashions too, Like
there's those drinks that are like too sophisticated.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Just a beer anyway, Thank you pay. If we can
get your to your sign there, I'll post on your
website at John J. Rich dot com.