Payton's Predictions

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Peyton the vipe for horoscopes. Today, I'm gonna let you

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know if you are toxic or not based on your
zodiac sign. And I felt like this was fitting because
if it's your birthday today, you are officially a Scorpio,
and Scorpios are known for being some of the most
toxic signs out there. Can you share a birthday with
Drake and right? If it's your birthday today, Hi, Michelle,
what's your sign? Okay? So for a Taurus, you guys
are low key toxic because you never let go, not grudges,

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not people, not that hoodie from your ex from ten
years ago. You'll say you're just loyal, but it kind
of gives possession and not passion. Okay, yeah, my Taurus,
you guys, you're a little bullheaded. You guys are a
little crazy too. Do Tauruses know that they're toxic? I
don't know they do that. That's your toxic I didn't know. Well,

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there you go, all right, Michelle, thanks for listening. I
have a great day. Steven, Good morning. What's your sign?
Good morning? Yes, this is Steven. I'm recording. No, I'm
a Virgo. You're not on speak here, you're recording and
you're a virgo. I love it. Virgos. You're toxic in
a quote unquote fixer kind of way. You don't mean

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to control people. You just think your way is the
only way, so you'll edit someone's entire personality like it's
a Google doc or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're stoping.
I also don't believe you're not on speakerphone or you're
on a Bluetooth or one of those deals. No, no,
I am at work and I'm in this little little,

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itty bitty room that says phone calls, so there's a
little bit of an echo. I swear no, I believe
you now, because now you're speaking up like a man.
Now I can kill you. Don't worry. Jo just editing
your personality because it's a virgo as well, right there,
All right, Steve, all right, thanks guys. How about Leo's Yeah, Leos.

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When it comes to us being toxic us, Leo's we're not.
We're just addicted to attention. If someone's not obsessed with us,
we will make them obsessed. We call it confidence. The
rest of everyone else calls it like main character delusion.
But it's okay to live in the land of de Lulu.
Every now and then if you ask me, all right,
how about yeah, Rich for Pisces, you're the accidentally toxic one.

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You'll cry, apologize and cry again, but you still did
that one terrible thing. You're too self aware to be innocent,
and that's what makes it art. That's funny and delightful.
Bought you laughing at you being accidentally toxic? Yeah, what
are you gonna do? And Libris Kyle, you are the
sweetest kind of toxic, flirty and decisive and slightly allergic

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to confrontation. You'll go someone politely like sending luf though
byelightfully according to your horoscopes. Then Peyton, you're the only
one in the room that is not toxic. What can
I say? Curious, even though I would say I probably
am the only one in the room that is really
truly toxic down to that's all all those If you

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missed your sign there, I'll post it John Jay and
Rich No