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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's the well, I'm going to tell you your holiday chaos
level if you're mild, medium, or extra spicy based on
your zodiac sign, and we are officially out of Scorpio
season and we are now in Sagittarius season. So if
it's your birthday today, you are Sagittarius and you share
a birthday with Sarah Hyland and Catherine.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Eagle Clarissa, good morning. What's your sign?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
My signs a Scorpio. I also wanted to also shout
out my nephew, my godsend, Jaden from Edinburgh, Texas.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
He's also a Scorpio as well.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Then both share the sign perfect.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, So Scorpios, I'm letting you know about your holiday
chaos level. So for you Scorpios, you're actually pretty mild
this holiday season. You're staying low key, You're avoiding drama
and quietly judging everyone from a safe emotional distance. Your
chaos is internal, so you have a lot of those
deep size, intense thoughts and plotting like a peaceful holiday
exit strategy. So this holiday season you are as serious,
(00:57):
but it's going to be effective.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Ooh, I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I think we're both kind of the same.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yes, I agree.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Thanks. I have a great day you two guys. Thank
you byite Hello November.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Hello, what's up?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
What's your sign? Taurus?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Of course perfect? Okay, so for Taurus. Your holiday chaos level,
you guys are also sitting at mild. You're keeping it cozy, controlled,
in drama free, or at least you're pretending to do so.
You're ignoring the chaos by wrapping yourself into blankets of carbs,
and honestly, I think that's the most elite strategy out there.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Cars.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Let's carve it up this week, oys, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I mean, it's a Turkey week.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
We're here, load up, I'm here for it and pie,
thanks a great day by.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
How about yeah, Rich?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Your holiday chaos level extra spicy. You are overwhelmed, overthinking,
over feeling, and very near offestive breakdown, but you're doing
it beautifully. Your chaos is whimsical and dramatic, like holiday
moving with really bad timing. Everyone forgives you because you're
just so adorable, even though you're kind of the worst
right now.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You know, I know that Pisces men and women are
a little different, but that very much sounds like oy
Stacey right now because she is panicked over the company
that we're having because they're all a little extra and out.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Of their minds.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well, yeah, because you're having your Black Friday swore.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
But Thanksgiving on her one of her aunts is like,
could you just not do thanks Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Up Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm not in the mood what she's like, just changing
the way.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You just don't go.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
No, we're doing Thanksgiving up Thanksgiving. That's what everybody does. No,
I'm not feeling it moving.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
How about libras.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, Kyle, your holiday chaoss level, you're actually at a medium,
so you're right in the middle. Your holiday chaos comes
from trying to please everyone, your friends, family, coworkers, partners,
stray acquaintances. You end up triple booked and still apologizing,
but you make everything look so no one really notices,
like your mouthdown, that you're.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Having good I don't want anyway to know about that, exactly. Virgos,
John Jay, you're the same.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You're at that medium level because your chaos is organized chaos.
So you have a couple of backup plans and maybe
like a strict timeline, and you're trying hard to keep
the season perfect that you accidentally become so stressed out.
So just remember to breathe this holiday season.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
For me, this Thanksgiving is going to be one of
my favorites of all time because my wife had to
hysterect me last week and we can't go anywhere and
no one's coming over pretty.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Excited, so you don't get Thanksgiving fu.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
She tried.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
She ordered some from somewhere. You know, there's not like
a lot of Boston Market. I was like, there's go
to bust and Market, but they're.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Not, like I know, that's really sad. I love busting. Yeah,
so she ordered from somewhere. I don't know where, but
I got to pick it up.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I'm just glad no face any family members, but I'm
so excited to not see you, just because my sister
wall to do it at her house and she was like,
you know, if Blake's feeling better, she goes, maybe you
could bring her, or if you just want to come
by yourself, And I was like, who's gonna be there?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You start lifted off.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Family was like much, I'm assuming Kem's not coming home
because he's embassa and we don't get to come home
during Thanksgiving, which is such a bummer, but it's Dutch
coming home because I.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Shall be home, Jacoby, home would you be and you
get you got your turkey like from somewhere.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah somewhere, I don't know where, but yeah away. What
about for you? For Leo's Leo's.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
We're on the same vibe as the Pisces. We are
extra spicy this holiday season. Are like dramatic La la la.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
La la la.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
We are we are the dramatic show stopper of the holidays.
We have to coordinated outfits, curated photo ops and a
gift revealed like it's the Metcala. We have zero chill
with maximums tarkle. If everyone loves our chaos is holiday.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Season that is tat zero chill Maximum's puckle that that
sums it up nice. There it is.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
If we do get your sign there, I'll pust it
on our website John Jay and Rich dot com.
What's the well, I'm going to tell you your holiday chaos
level if you're mild, medium, or extra spicy based on
your zodiac sign, and we are officially out of Scorpio
season and we are now in Sagittarius season. So if
it's your birthday today, you are Sagittarius and you share
a birthday with Sarah Hyland and Catherine.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Eagle Clarissa, good morning. What's your sign?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
My signs a Scorpio. I also wanted to also shout
out my nephew, my godsend, Jaden from Edinburgh, Texas.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
He's also a Scorpio as well.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Then both share the sign perfect.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, So Scorpios, I'm letting you know about your holiday
chaos level. So for you Scorpios, you're actually pretty mild
this holiday season. You're staying low key, You're avoiding drama
and quietly judging everyone from a safe emotional distance. Your
chaos is internal, so you have a lot of those
deep size, intense thoughts and plotting like a peaceful holiday
exit strategy. So this holiday season you are as serious,
(00:57):
but it's going to be effective.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Ooh, I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I think we're both kind of the same.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yes, I agree.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Thanks. I have a great day you two guys. Thank
you byite Hello November.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Hello, what's up?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
What's your sign? Taurus?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Of course perfect? Okay, so for Taurus. Your holiday chaos level,
you guys are also sitting at mild. You're keeping it cozy, controlled,
in drama free, or at least you're pretending to do so.
You're ignoring the chaos by wrapping yourself into blankets of carbs,
and honestly, I think that's the most elite strategy out there.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Cars.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Let's carve it up this week, oys, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I mean, it's a Turkey week.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
We're here, load up, I'm here for it and pie,
thanks a great day by.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
How about yeah, Rich?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Your holiday chaos level extra spicy. You are overwhelmed, overthinking,
over feeling, and very near offestive breakdown, but you're doing
it beautifully. Your chaos is whimsical and dramatic, like holiday
moving with really bad timing. Everyone forgives you because you're
just so adorable, even though you're kind of the worst
right now.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You know, I know that Pisces men and women are
a little different, but that very much sounds like oy
Stacey right now because she is panicked over the company
that we're having because they're all a little extra and out.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Of their minds.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well, yeah, because you're having your Black Friday swore.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
But Thanksgiving on her one of her aunts is like,
could you just not do thanks Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Up Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm not in the mood what she's like, just changing
the way.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You just don't go.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
No, we're doing Thanksgiving up Thanksgiving. That's what everybody does. No,
I'm not feeling it moving.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
How about libras.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, Kyle, your holiday chaoss level, you're actually at a medium,
so you're right in the middle. Your holiday chaos comes
from trying to please everyone, your friends, family, coworkers, partners,
stray acquaintances. You end up triple booked and still apologizing,
but you make everything look so no one really notices,
like your mouthdown, that you're.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Having good I don't want anyway to know about that, exactly. Virgos,
John Jay, you're the same.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You're at that medium level because your chaos is organized chaos.
So you have a couple of backup plans and maybe
like a strict timeline, and you're trying hard to keep
the season perfect that you accidentally become so stressed out.
So just remember to breathe this holiday season.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
For me, this Thanksgiving is going to be one of
my favorites of all time because my wife had to
hysterect me last week and we can't go anywhere and
no one's coming over pretty.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Excited, so you don't get Thanksgiving fu.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
She tried.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
She ordered some from somewhere. You know, there's not like
a lot of Boston Market. I was like, there's go
to bust and Market, but they're.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Not, like I know, that's really sad. I love busting. Yeah,
so she ordered from somewhere. I don't know where, but
I got to pick it up.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I'm just glad no face any family members, but I'm
so excited to not see you, just because my sister
wall to do it at her house and she was like,
you know, if Blake's feeling better, she goes, maybe you
could bring her, or if you just want to come
by yourself, And I was like, who's gonna be there?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You start lifted off.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Family was like much, I'm assuming Kem's not coming home
because he's embassa and we don't get to come home
during Thanksgiving, which is such a bummer, but it's Dutch
coming home because I.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Shall be home, Jacoby, home would you be and you
get you got your turkey like from somewhere.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah somewhere, I don't know where, but yeah away. What
about for you? For Leo's Leo's.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
We're on the same vibe as the Pisces. We are
extra spicy this holiday season. Are like dramatic La la la.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
La la la.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
We are we are the dramatic show stopper of the holidays.
We have to coordinated outfits, curated photo ops and a
gift revealed like it's the Metcala. We have zero chill
with maximums tarkle. If everyone loves our chaos is holiday.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Season that is tat zero chill Maximum's puckle that that
sums it up nice. There it is.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
If we do get your sign there, I'll pust it
on our website John Jay and Rich dot com.
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