Payton's Predictions

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Jay and Rich Payne. Whatt's a buye for horse
Gropes today?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Well, we're officially out of mercury retrogrades.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
I'm gonna let you know what this means for you,
Andrew zodiac sign. Also, if it's your birthday today, you
are Sagittarius. You share a birthday with Britney Spears, Charlie Pooth,
Aaron Rodgers, and Nelly Fertado.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh, Aria, when's your birthday today?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Happy birthday for Sagittarius.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
So this mercury retrograde had you tripping over your own
words and fighting with technology, But now your confident levels
have returned, your travel plans are smoothed out, and your
vibe goes back to festive chaos, but in a fun way.
So December is giving bold, adventurous and slightly unhinged as
your specialty.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
All right, you guys, Happy birthday, Bobby Joe, Good morning, Funny.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
What's your sign?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Cancer? Okay, Cancers? Mercury being out of retrograde means that
your emotions have stopped glitching long enough for you to
actually feel grounded again. So expect less spiraling, more clarity,
and better communication with your family and your friends.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
This holiday season. You're gonna be nostalgic, but in.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
A healthy Hahollmark movie, not in the full meltdown way.
Thank goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'm ready to get out of this retrograde.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
It's driving me crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Exactly. Well, good thing for us. We are officially out
of it.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Thank goodness.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Well, thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I listened to you all the time, and I love
you guys so much. Thank you so much for listening.
Have a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Thanks you too.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
How about libras?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, Kyle for my libra.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Your social life upgrades immediately now that communication mishaps have
calmed down for you, Invitations are going to flow in.
People have stopped being weird, and you're suddenly the charming
holiday butterfly again. So expect a month full of cute moments,
good conversations, and minimal relational chaos.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh I love that. Okay for me to be past
that moment.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
How about Pisces?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Rich for my Pisces.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Your intuition sharpens again now that retrograde isn't scrambling your signals.
Conversations make a lot more sense to you. Emotions have settled,
and you're less overwhelmed by everyone else's vibes. This holiday
is going to bring you softness, creativity, and one magical
moment that feels straight out of a movie.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh don't know what that is, like the Missiletoe Mishap.
That's a great movie on Netflix. Actually it's terrible movie,
but you should watch it Anywayne. How about for.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Leo's Yeah, I'm a Leo us Leo's We need to
get ready because our sparkle is back and we are
reclaiming our main character. Holiday arc Retrograde, how is feeling misunderstood,
overhyped and low key a little annoyed, and now people
are finally giving us the attention and appreciation we deserve?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
All right? How about virgos?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
John Jay retrograde?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Had your plans and shambles, your routines may have been off,
your patients was stretched thinner than wrapping paper on a
giant box.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
But now order is restored to you.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
You're going to glide into the holidays with a renewed organization,
clear thinking and feor why did nobody listen to me?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Moments?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Always? All right? If we need to sign there, I'll
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