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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Five Horoscopes, Part one of Stranger Things Season five has
been officially been out for a week, So I'm gonna
let you know your character match and if you survive
the upside Down based on your zodiac sign. Also, if
it's your birthday, you are a Sagittarius. You share a
birthday with Ozzy Osbourne, little Baby, Amanda Sea Free, j
T Austin, and Tiffany Hattish.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Good morning, Donna.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
What is your sign?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I'm a Capricorn. Okay, so Capricorn's when it comes to
your Stranger Thing character match, you're Joyce Byers. You're the
mom of the group. You're determined, focus and absolutely tear
dimensions apart, and you protect your people. You would survive
the upside down because you refuse to let anything ruin
your plans. You're powerful in a don't mess with me
today way. I like that.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, me too, Based Donna, thank you, Tyra. Yes, Hey,
what's your sign?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Libra? Okay, Libra? You're a character match when it comes
to Stranger Things. You guys are Robin. So you're funny, flirty,
easily distracted by vibes. You're Robin and you would probably
survive the upside down. But you'd complain about the lightning,
the smell and the aesthetic first, but you would absolutely
charm your way out of danger.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Makes perfect sense.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I know, Robin's like one of my favorite characters.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
She's so fun me too. If she dies, be riot.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I know, right, I really do think she's gonna go.
I think she's I was telling you Rich, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
So.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I was telling Rich yesterday that you know the song
Radio good Rady, that song, that song they plays when
Robin's there, and everyone's saying that when Robin dies, that
that's what song is gonna play. And I'm like, oh no.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Wait, that song's f.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, it's in it. It is at least that TikTok.
That's what I was on.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
That's ridiculous. They better not.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Because it ties in with the radio stuff. That makes sense.
I know she is the radio girl.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
That does tie into it. But I didn't. I didn't
hear that song. That doesn't make it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay. Maybe TikTok is just what's it called predicting what song?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Fat?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I saw a thing on all the songs of all
the seasons.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
In fact, I'm gonna go look it up really quick.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, look it up.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Let me know, I think that's bs.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well what it Wouldn't that be amazing if that was right?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh my god, well it was no, No, it wouldn't
be amazing.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Gone, I know, I.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Know, I know. Okay, that's my home Season five.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I'm gonna go over the Here are the songs for
season five that they've aired so far. Okay, Rock and
Robin pretty in Pink Psychedelic, First upside Down, Diana Ross
Running up that Hill, Kate Bush, Fernando Abba, mister Sandman
to each his own. I think we're alone now, Tiffany.
Oh yeah, by Yellow, Premature Plans by Elmer Bernstein, Shaboom
(02:56):
by the Chords.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
That's it. There is no, there is no and it's Dick.
That's just scam. We fell for the clear, all right, Tyra,
I have a good day. Thanks for listening. Thank you
guys so much.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
By you too.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Bye. How about Pisces?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah? Rich your character also another one of my favorites
is Max. You're emotional, you're intuitive, you're artistic, you're mysterious,
and you are Max Energy. You can survive the upside down,
but only if you have your walkman and your trauma
playlist ready, Your feelings will literally save your life.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh yeah, let's go. Max is one of my favorites too.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
She's pretty dope.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I walked in, you know, I was out of town
the other day and when I came home, my son
Jake was sitting at the kitchen table on his phone.
My wife is on the other side, and I walk
in and my wife says, hey, say hello to two
of your boys.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Now only Jake. I only see Jake and my son.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Kemp is a redhead, right, and Jake is watching rewatching
Stranger Things, and it's a scene with Max, who's a redhead,
and I go, I only see one kid, and she goes, well,
Kemp is on FaceTime, and I go, that looks like
Max with Stranger Things. And Blake was on the other
phone on the other side of the table. Jake was
watching Stranger Things.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That was Max.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
She said, no, she's I didn't see her talking to Camp.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
She was on a separate phone talking to Camp.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
And I see Jake watching Max on Stranger Things, and
I was like, what I thought you were.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Going to go with the mister what's it? Blake saying, mister,
what's it over there?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
What do you got for Leo's.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm a Leo. Yeah, Leo's we are Steve Harrington because
we have the iconic hare, surprising leadership and unexpected softness,
and we definitely survived the upside down because even the
monsters love us a little bit. We would act annoyed,
but we would secretly enjoy being everyone's protests.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Awesome, I know it's Steve's.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Dope, all right?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
How about for virgos?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, John Jay, you're a Nancy Wheeler because you're smart,
you're strategic, you're organized, and you're slightly terrifying when you're focused.
You survived because you made a plan and you stuck
to it, and you carried the entire team on your back.
The monsters are more scared of you than you are
of them.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Perfect Have you seen the meme where it's like, how
did mister Wheeler rope in that Battie?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Nancy is definitely her mom's daughter for sure.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
If we didn't get your sign there, I'll post it
on her website. John Jayne Rich dot com