Payton's Predictions

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Pain with the bib of horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm gonna tell you what your holiday red flag is
based on your zodiac sign. Also, if it's your birthday today,
you are Sagittarius. You share a birthday with Hailey Seinfeld, Alexadimi,
Colleen Hoover, and Mooneye.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Good morning, John, what's your sign? Good morning? I'm a
cancer okay.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
So for my cancers, your guys' is holiday red flag
is that you cry over every single commercial sentimental ornament
or even the temperature change you spiral if someone doesn't
react dramatically enough to your homemade cookies too. But your
emotional support energy does make this season feel cozy, even
when you're melting down half the time. Oh no, I
don't want to be a crawbaby, I know, but you are.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'm sorry, just like you cancer man, I tell you,
I know. Thanks for listening. John, have a great day, brother,
absolutely got to see. I love you all. Thanks Man,
have a great day, Jill, Good morning. Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
So for my scorpios, your holiday red flag is that
you hold grudges from Christmas back in twenty seventeen and
you make everyone feel it. You give incredible gifts, but
you also give off the don't talk to me unless
you're also giving me an incredible gift, and when you
disappear from the family party early, nobody questions it because
your vibes they low key take up the energy in
the room.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
That that is a thousand scorpiosis are super spicy around
the holiday season, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
A Hi, Jill, you have a wonderful day.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Thank you too.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
By now, how about pisces?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, rich for pices. Your holiday red flag is that
you romanticize December so much that no reality can match
that Hallmark movie in your head. You cry at the party,
then you recover instantly, and then you cry again at
the end of the night after having too many Moscow mules.
People forgive you because you're adorable, but you are exhausting
during the holiday season.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Seemed oddly pointed, Libras Kyle.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
For my libras, your holiday red flag is that you
say I don't need anything, and then you're disappointed when
literally everything you unwrap. You over commit to plans because
you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, and then you
cancel all of them. Just just stay home and chill.
It's charming, but in a chaotic way.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I could probably see myself doing those things.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, John Jay, your holiday red flag is that you
micro manage the holidays like you're some annoying corporate manager.
You judge every dish, every decoration, everyone's inefficient wrapping techniques,
but somehow you still fix the entire event and pretend
you hated doing it.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
How about you for Leo's us.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Leo's our holiday red flag is giving main character energy
at everyone else's holiday parties. We turn the gift exchange
into a performance, and we force people to compliment our
wrapping paper. We don't mean to steal the spotlight. It
just naturally leaps into our arms. It's not our fault.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
All right, very good. If we did get your sign there,
I'll post it on our website right now at Johjnrich
dot com