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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Peyton Whitmore, what's the vibe for horoscopes?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Well, I know there's a lot of people who are
heading into their work holiday parties this weekend. So I'm
gonna tell you the energy that you're gonna bring based
on your zodiac sign. Also, if it's your birthday today,
you are Sagittarius and you share a birthday with Regina.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hall, So what's what energy you're gonna bring to.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
The work holiday party? Are backed out? Who knows? Ray?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm okay. So for my Taurus, the energy that you're
bringing to like your work holiday party is you're posted
up by the food table like it's your full time job.
You're gonna be chilling, cozy, and you're gonna be absolutely
judging all of the drink options, and you're gonna leave
early with multiple plates of leftovers. That's what's That's what's
happening for my Tauruses.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hey, that's what that sounds about, right?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I love food. I wish that was mine. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Ray. You might have like a rising John Jay or
a moon like good morning?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
What's your sign?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Good morning? My sign is Leo?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh just like me?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, so us Leo's when it comes to like the
work party. We actually treat it like it's our very
own met gala. Our outfit's gonna be popping, our hair
is gonna be flawless, and we are camera ready. By
hour two, we have fully taken over the dance floor
and the DJ knows us by name. HR won't, but
the DJ will because we behave I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Thank you, Isabella.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
How about yeah, Rich you at the holiday party your
tipsy off of one drink, and that is so accurate.
Have a drink actually, and you are living in that
rom com fantasy that you always do, and you're falling
in love with the idea of the charcuterie board. You're
gonna cry, laugh, You're gonna hug everyone, and you're probably

(01:39):
gonna forget your wallet.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Boy, that's kind of spot off.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, Kyle, you at the holiday work party, you are
effortlessly charming. You are kind of making your way around
the room and somehow talking to three people at once
without breaking on contact with any of them. All of
your coworkers are gonna leave wondering if you like them
or love them, because you just gas everyone up. You
have stemming behavior at the work holiday parties. Always love it.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
And Virgo.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, John Jay, you're the only responsible adult in the room.
You're the one that's not drinking. You're politely reminding everyone
where the ubers are at, and you refuse to get messy.
But you will take pictures for proof later Monday morning.
Everyone's gonna act shocked like what they did last night
wasn't jarring. But you did witness it first.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
See, I do take pictures. I told you guys, I
crashed that company Hollioparty we weren't invited to. I took
videos of it. Yeah, I said, love to see it.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
If I did proof.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
If you missed your sign, it's posted right now on
our website, John Jynrich dot com