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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake up, John Jay, Rich what's crack alike?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big bulls dove snoopy deagle, double
gigsel bang boom.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What you don't do.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
We're not talking about written team, We're not talking about
last year.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It's the one and only.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
Dog y'all the glass the last they big smooth eagle,
double gibble in your face to me and in the
place to be.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich wakes.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
What was it that you and your husband did see?
Eyd eye on you?
Speaker 6 (00:28):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
This is turning into a whole thing. Is this is
unresolved as of this.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Morning between husband and wife.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Husband and wife, unresolved issue. And I'm gonna call it
an issue because it wasn't really a fight. It was
more of like jabs. So Addie and Easton both started
up flag football. So this week both of them had practices.
It is so hard to get the kids home from school,
let them have a little bit of downtime, finish their homework,
(00:54):
make them eat dinner before we get back out the
door to go to practice.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
And so that to my life.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
When I get home, he's still working, shows up and
wonders why are we not ready on time? Why are
we getting out of here late? So the last two
practices that we went to, we left the house five
minutes later than we probably should have, which means we
showed up about five minutes late to practice. To me,
I'm like, this is not like a serious This is
not a serious thing. So if it like, that's just
(01:25):
what happened, you know what I mean. It's not like
we're going to an interview or a doctor's appointment or
something serious. So for me, it's like, it's okay that
we're out the door five minutes late to go to
this practice that honestly doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
He's like, we need to be teaching the kids.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
They need to be on time to things.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He's like, we need to leave earlier.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And I was like, let's make a big deal about it,
shall we. That's my jet back, right, And he's like, yeah,
we should make a big.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Deal about it.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's important. It's like courteous to.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Be on time.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I'm like, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
He's like, well, what have.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
You been doing.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I'm like, oh my gosh, I feel like and this
is like while we're driving and I'm like, oh, I
don't know, just picking the kids of school, bringing the home,
try to get their homework done, try to get a
food in the body, trying to make them get downtime
so they're not like rushing everywhere. Oh, and then getting
them dressed for practice and then trying to get out
the door.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
What are you nowing?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Just working making a living so we could live our life.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
And every couple has had that still going this morning.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
What happened this morning?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Like literally we just got to practice and never tuk to.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Start her togad Oh my gosh, because like the coach
and me is like screaming, I'm like, you better be
at practice on time. But also it's like she's in
the fourth grade and it's flag football.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It's not that serious, and it's like a league that's
two months, Like it's a two month long season. Like
if she she was never late to dance when she
was in competitive dance, it's not like this is.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Like an on good thing. Yeah, you're not late for
stuff anyway, tend to.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Not be late to things.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
But there are times like today, I'm not really sure
what we're gonna do because there are games at four
ten and we usually.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Don't get home from school four.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Catt to check her out early tonight Friday on that one.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, I don't know we're gonna I'm like, you just
you're taking this season a little too seriously. Okay, you
know what you want to stop work and go get
them ready by all means, go for it.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's funny sometimes when you assume the other person's doing
something you know or whatever, like for us, Yeah, I
keep telling you I wanted to eat dinner early, so
we have this routine.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
My wife and I were like, I've told you guys
about my routine in the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Right now, I have the sauna. I sauna in a
hot tub and cold plunche.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well she started doing that too, no offense to her,
but I don't want to sauna with her.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I want to sign up by.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Myself because I watch TV and she wants to sauna
and listen to music and talk. I don't want to.
So now she son is either before after me. And
the other day we were getting ready to sauna, she
was a sauna before me. So what I do is
I feed the dogs while she's sonning. And then I
thought that while I was sonning, she would get dinner ready,
(04:01):
but she didn't. And then when I got out of
the saun on the hot tip. I was like, tell
I wish I had a camera that could show you,
because it was like I was pouting, Like I went in.
I just grabbed the bowl soup and I poured the
soup and with meat ball soup, and I put it
in the microwave and I turned on a road, and
she's like, is everything okay?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm like with a towler on my waist and I
closed the microwave door and I put it on for
two minutes and I'm waiting there and then and I
take it out.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
She's like, what's going on? Are we not having dinner together?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I thought we were. And she's like, what do you thought.
I'm in the sauna, I feed the dogs. You're in
the sauna. I feed the dogs and go I'm in
the sauna. I figured you'd get dinner ready. I didn't know.
And I'm like, we need to know.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Expect everyone to exactly what's going on in your head.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Everyone should think I figured then you know you're in trouble.
Do you know your dad did not figure that?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
But then then I like stopped for a second. I
was like, well, I didn't say anything to her. But
I just thought it was like a given, Like how
do you not know? I want to eat early? It's
five o'clock. It's now five point thirty, and there's cold soup.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Nobody's ever cared about our schedule because we get up
early in the morning. Nobody ever will. They're not going
to get it. They don't understand.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
But it took me a long time to decompress, and
I get angry afterwards, even after I acknowledge it delicious,
it was great. I even acknowledged that, like I was like, okay,
I understand and communicate.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
But even after I said that, I was still like, eat,
you're super angry. I was. I just quite if you
hear this spoon hit the ball car and she was
sitting next to me. She was like, can you wait
for me to warm up my soup so we can
eat together?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You know, the dogs didn't have to wait for me
to feed him when you were in Lisana.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I look back at that though, as a victim of
being tired. Of course, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Of course, because later, when I am well rested, I
look back again. Now I look back at it, and
I laughed. But how many times by the time, I
was like, I'm getting the car and I'm leaving.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
My goodness, are you gonna and apologize for your attitude yesterday? No.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
So many times where I'm tired and I will either
snap at like the kids or Scott, and I realize
it's because I'm tired immediately afterwards, and I'm like, sorry,
mommy's just really tired, and she gets to sleep and
we'll be all good.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
God.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I try.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I try to be good with it and like be
like I'm running on a few hours asleep, like sorry
if I'm a brat today, And then Kading calls me
crazy because apparently only crazy people give you a warning
on if you're going to be.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
A brag.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
On.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Oh hi, hi, I have such a story. My best
friend found out that her husband was cheating on her
through the iPad, of course, and she was eight and
a half months pregnant.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh that's such a bummer.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
So we find out that he's cheating. We find out
that it's one of her friends, and we figured out
that they were going to go on a date. So
another neighbor and I gotten our car, literally like two
little like Risconnaissance women, go to the restaurant, sit in
the parking lot, spy on this guy on his date
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with the other woman. And of course we're like on
the phone with my friend, just getting her the play
by play, and they were stupid enough to sit in
the front window and like kiss right there in front
of the parking lot, like just out in the open.
Everything's fine. He left her when she gave birth.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Wow, did he leave her for the woman he was
eating with?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Are they still together?
Speaker 8 (07:34):
No?
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Yeah, he actually he actually ended up leaving her woman
after having another baby with her? Why, yeah, Like where's
he going, No, he's going to the sushi plates. Okay,
let's go to the sushi place.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Going to the sushi place.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, we're going.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You need to start your own private investigation for them.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Yeah, we actually brought my my husband at the time,
We actually brought it, Like his binocular is it everything?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
By the front window. They didn't know you were spying
on him.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
If you were just walking by and you saw you
in the car with binoculars.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Would had a couple across the street. Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Also like at that point, like you're the one in trouble, Like,
don't get bat that's true.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's nuts, all right, Stephanie, Thank you boy. A lot
of people got this experience. Sarah, what happened to you?
Speaker 10 (08:35):
Oh my, I thought they were going to the mall
at nine o'clock at night, and I had an iPhone
and I looked up to find my iPhone and my
ex was actually down the street. So I pulled up
on this person and they were sitting in the front
seat of their car with their window down, making out
with somebody else.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
My friend, she said, kenye, can we get married at
the mall?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I bet you if you take your phone or iPad
to the iPad store or whatever they the Apple store
to get fixed, I bet you they bust stuff all
the time that they just have to stay quiet.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
About her.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Picked Becca, Becca, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 11 (09:21):
I have a iPad story as well. But I was
actually a nanny and they had it for.
Speaker 12 (09:27):
The kids and it was hooked up.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
To the dad's phone.
Speaker 11 (09:31):
And he was talking to another woman in his office.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
YEA, what did you do?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Like he said, where's the Ferguson file?
Speaker 11 (09:40):
So I didn't say anything, and they actually came to
me and they're like, have you been seeing weird stuff
on the iPad? I think it got hacked and I
just kept my mouth shut. I was like, I'm not
losing my job over this.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
You're like, right, those hackers are really creative about the
Ferguson files.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Thanks, thank you, Dana.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Is yours involved iPad?
Speaker 13 (10:08):
No, mine doesn't involve the iPad, It involves just a
regular PC. So I lost my wallet. So I went
on his PC to check on my transactions and he
has Facebook messager on his toolbox and I found out
through there that he was talking to his mom about
talking to a girl online for four months and wanted
(10:28):
to dump me.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Ooh ouch.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
And it's like the fact he was talking to his
mom about it, it's like, I feel like someone's cheating.
I'm not thinking to look through your text messages with
your mom maybe a friend or something, but that's wild.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, but you know there's so many different levels here,
because like, why would you read your private message with
this mom?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Right?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
She said?
Speaker 13 (10:53):
Just her message pops up and say so when are
you gonna tell d which is my nickname, And it
was around November, so I'm thinking, miss time he's buying
me something. I'm like, ooh, what is he gonna buy me?
And that's when I opened it up.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, I would have opened it up too.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You saw your name right, I d thank you very
much for calling in, Cassandra, good morning.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
You catch it on cheating.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
So a long, long time ago, I my son was
two months old and I kept having weird dreams. I
thought that they were just, you know, extra hormonal dreams.
I was just sitting there and this girl would walk by.
She didn't have a face, but she'd walked past me.
I was sitting in a chair and she slashed melash
this BlackBerry and I didn't think anything of it until
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about the third time. I woke up having a full
blown panic attack. And I woke up in the middle night.
I didn't know how to use a BlackBerry, so it
took me a minute to figure it out. Got on
there and found out that my son's mother had been
cheating on me, and I feel like it was the
universe telling me I had never checked his phone before
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and just kept seeing this chick holding a BlackBerry, and
sure enough it was true.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Wow, what happens? Are you still with him?
Speaker 8 (12:08):
We were on and off over years. BOTTI grew up
found out he didn't, so no, we're definitely noted.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Did you ever meet the girl there?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Were so many Oh wow, oh wow, because I was
gonna say, you saw her, You're the girl with that
face you came to me in my dream.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Yeah, although there were other times where I did run
into them and I would fill them with kindness, with
really snarky remarks like oh my god, thank you so much.
You have the most beautiful breast I've ever seen. Those
kind of comments like if you saw nuts. Yeah, very
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uncomfortable for.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Them, and I was it was uncomfortable to him.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Okay, Adam, thanks for holding.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You said you're the villain, right right, Yeah, you got
caught cheating playing please and thank you for holding. Okay.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
So I got a tablet and I'm not in tune
with the technology, so I didn't put a password in
and I went on vacation with my girlfriend and I
was still keeping in touch with an X, not physically,
but you know, text text wise, and she kind of
found my and saw my conversations and things didn't really
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pan out too good.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, inappropriate conversations.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Caught you.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Your ex girlfriend caught you. What's your girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
No, the new girlfriend kind of texting's ex girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Yeah, that's no good, all right, Adam, Thanks brother. I
have a great day. Yeah, all right, good morning John,
Jane rich Hire.
Speaker 14 (13:53):
You guys doing the segment with the cheating.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Ax, Yeah you got one.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (13:57):
So I actually was dating a stripper her and we're
at my We were we both had the same birthday,
November eighteenth, and we were in Hawaii and I had
just gotten back from getting us food down in the
lobby and she was on the phone with one of
my ex best friends business partners, and uh, we got
back from Hawaii and I found that she was cheating
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on me with him, and I had rented a rental
car where I could sit in the marking time because
they were noted in my truck. And he said he
needed to go change the entire entire pressures for low
And the only reason I knew he was talking about
but my ex was driving is that I let me retire.
And so that's how I found out that she was
cheating on me. Yeah, they broke up and she had
(14:46):
he ended up dating her mom up.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh my gosh, she said, Cyrus.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Cyrus for real.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well, I'm glad you told us her ex occupation. She
was an extra rest important story. He was, like, I
tated this she was an ex carpenter.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah that right, there should have been you.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Know, thank you brother. So Lisa sent a text.
Speaker 13 (15:16):
Hi, Lisa, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Was it easy to text us?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Super easy?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
So you just text jj RN whatever you want to
say in nine six eight ninety three.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Was that easy?
Speaker 12 (15:25):
Yes, that's easy.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I just see your text, Nick, So you got Jenna
is looking at text messages. Nick is looking at text
message and I'm looking at text messages. So Nick, Nick
went and called you what was your text? What can
we do for you?
Speaker 12 (15:35):
Yeah? So this is I feel like this is kind
of a not relevant topic. He's not with the times.
But I was watching Daniel Tiger with my two year
old and I was with my husband, and I was like, this,
this dad, Daniel Tiger's dad sounds just like Kyle's husband.
And he was like, who's Kyle? And I was like,
(16:00):
from her husband, that's totally his voice. And he was like,
I have no idea what you're talking about. So I
feel like I know exactly what he sounds like, his
inflection and everything, and I was like, that is totally him.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
But okay, I try to.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Look it up and I couldn't, So we have it
so let's we'll play a clip of Daniel Tiger and
then we'll let's all guess and see if it's Kyle's husband.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Fish.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Did you ever notice these little buildings around our house?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
They're called models. I made them. Damn like him.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
I hear it.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I think it sounds like him too. But you're the
one that's closest to him. I believe Kyle not Are
you sure him?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
But I would like I would come in bragging to you,
guys if Scott was Daniel Tiger's dad.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
True that you bragged about Jef Leppard, you on Jovi,
you bragged about.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Any of the Diamondbacks games. You will see the commercial
for the Green Day Tour and that's his voice.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Well, he sure sounds like that Daniel Tiger.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I know I'm gonna tell him he needs to try out.
Speaker 8 (17:02):
He needs to kick that guy out.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
It's weird. He also sounds like Tiger king.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Wow, could catch the Lisa, even though you didn't catch anything.
I hear that too.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
In fact, do you.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Have a clip of Kyle's husband if you just think
any of the games, like we're gonna play a.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Game, celebrity who said that like it's usually hurt his voice.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Can you until the celebrity who said that Daniel Tiger?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
That does But it's like the Daniel Tiger just sounds
like your husband when he's just talking.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Notice, yeah, who is that guy? What if you got
a side hustle you don't know about it? He's gonna
surprise you a well at Lisa, thank you for listening
so much. Thank you, it's awesome and thanks for touching.
Have a great day. It's John Jay and Rich. New
research says what the number one dream job dream job
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is in the United States and the number one dream
job in the world worldwide? One dream job, I'll go
top five nurse, pharmacist, police officer. Number two is an attorney,
and the number one dream job in the world is
a pilot.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Oh, I was gonna guess, like a pilot or a
flight attendant because you get to travel a world.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Like, how cool is that flight attendant is number one
in the United States? Yeah. Fun.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
A study found that parents do treat their children differently,
and their favorites are more likely to be daughters. Agreeable
kids as well, and apparently birth order does not play
a significant role.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Oh my gosh, I totally disagree. Middle childs are definitely
the best. Tell me why. I was on Instagram the
other day and my sister posted this picture of this
candy that my mom got her, and she was like,
thanks for thinking of your favorite daughter, and I swept up.
I was like, what an odd thing to say, because
you were not the favorite.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
I am definitely your favorite.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Have you ever met my mom and dad? Do you
see the way they talk about me. They're so proud
of me. They love me so much. No, I'm joking,
they love us all the same, But I'm definitely the fave.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Pinly have a favorite of my kids, and it's the
one who is whoever is being nicest to me at
the time, because it switches a little bit and then
they become my favorite.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I feel like the best parents make every kid feel
like they're their favorite.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, gen Zers, gen Zers are already suffering a midlife crisis.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
I didn't click on the article, but apparently that's what's
going on with.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
In life man.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
A report says aggressive baby.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Names are trending, such as blade, cannon, cutter, dagger, gunner, danger,
and arson that's like like a prison names. Arson is
extra popular because it sounds like our sun.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Okay, not good timing for that name, though.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Two Swedish table tennis enthusiasts now table tennis is ping
pong right, yeah, everything, They said a new world record
for the longest rally thirteen hours and thirty seven minutes.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Holy, that's a long time, long time.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I played ping pong with my son last week. I
can only I only was interested for about thirty seconds.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I was done. No inten do not like that game.
The number one restaurant chain in America.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Is Nope, McDonald's Nope, not fast food restaurant, Chaine Chili.
Number two is Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Number one is nothing
butt cake?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh sure, can you sit down and get cake in there?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
What? Butt cake?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Nothing but cake.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I wouldn't consider a restaurant. It's food dessert.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
So they're delicious and I love them.
Speaker 15 (20:25):
We don't have Chilis on their list. They're good, they're delicious.
Maybe they are on the list, but they're not number one.
A thirteen year old's bucket list is going viral online.
The kid's parents posted anonymously, and it's gone way crazy.
Become a millionaire, Meet an alien, help make a movie,
go snorkling with a shark, go on a fossil dig
save an animal species, get married, meet JK. Rowling, Prove
(20:49):
the existence of goblins.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Have a YouTube channel, get a cool jeep, eat an octopus,
discover a new species, Become a published author.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Go to New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Number one on this kid's list is to get a
full taxidermy alligator.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Kid with a big imagination, isn't.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
There discovering a new species you think would be really hard?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Get this now? Listen carefully. This comes in London.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Saved a woman who called nine one one whatever they
call her nine ninety nine and pretended to order a
pizza because she was in trouble and she couldn't say
she was in trouble. The operator realized what was going
on and asked yes or no questions. She also asked
her to say Pepperoni if she was in danger. So
this is the call.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
I like police books your emergency, Peter pizza delivery. Do
you require pizza liverery or do you require the police
if the police? Yes, yes, it's the person that's scaring
you at the pooperty. Now my problem. Police are coming, Okay.
If he threatened to hurt you, tell me pepperoni. If
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he threatened to hurt.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
The children, tell me cheese.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
The police will be with you very very shortly.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Okay, crazy right, that's a sharp operator.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
What do you have for life hacks?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Rich? Do you all drink copious amounts of water? I know, Kyle,
you're trying.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
With your I always try, but then I come with
a full Stanley, I leave with a mostly full sad Peyton.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I don't know if I see you hitting the water
a ton, but you got some today.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
I drink at least a water a bottle of water
every morning.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
So I learned this hack to see your body will
tell you if you need water. I know John j
drinks like five gallons of it, so I'm going to
be shocked if this doesn't work for you. So as
we're sitting here, I'll show you the trick right now.
Take your right hand and put it like a palm
facing down. You can have it in the air, and
then with your left hand, I want you to pinch
the skin in between your first finger and your thumb,
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pull it up, and then let it go. If it
goes down right away, John Jay's went down. Kyle stayed
up a little bit. Peyton went down right away. If
it stays up a little bit like Kyle's, does you
need to drink some more water?
Speaker 10 (22:53):
And I've been.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Accused by my ten year old daughter of having the
same hands as my grandma.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Oh well, Rica, this hack is not about below water.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
You didn't grow up here in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Huh you always need water?
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Yeah, I know, I grew up here, right, And like
this is something that they taught us like when we
were kids.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
To really yeah, I didn't listen until.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Like last night when we're dehydrated. And so basically, if
like your skin sticks together, then your behydrates.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Well, we're also in the other parts of the country
where they need water as well. So now now you
can take the Arizona hack and apply it elsewhere. That
hack and many more could be found to John Jainbridge
dot com.
Wake up, John Jay, Rich what's crack alike?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big bulls dove snoopy deagle, double
gigsel bang boom.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What you don't do.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
We're not talking about written team, We're not talking about
last year.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It's the one and only.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
Dog y'all the glass the last they big smooth eagle,
double gibble in your face to me and in the
place to be.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich wakes.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
What was it that you and your husband did see?
Eyd eye on you?
Speaker 6 (00:28):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
This is turning into a whole thing. Is this is
unresolved as of this.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Morning between husband and wife.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Husband and wife, unresolved issue. And I'm gonna call it
an issue because it wasn't really a fight. It was
more of like jabs. So Addie and Easton both started
up flag football. So this week both of them had practices.
It is so hard to get the kids home from school,
let them have a little bit of downtime, finish their homework,
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make them eat dinner before we get back out the
door to go to practice.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
And so that to my life.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
When I get home, he's still working, shows up and
wonders why are we not ready on time? Why are
we getting out of here late? So the last two
practices that we went to, we left the house five
minutes later than we probably should have, which means we
showed up about five minutes late to practice. To me,
I'm like, this is not like a serious This is
not a serious thing. So if it like, that's just
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what happened, you know what I mean. It's not like
we're going to an interview or a doctor's appointment or
something serious. So for me, it's like, it's okay that
we're out the door five minutes late to go to
this practice that honestly doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
He's like, we need to be teaching the kids.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
They need to be on time to things.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He's like, we need to leave earlier.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And I was like, let's make a big deal about it,
shall we. That's my jet back, right, And he's like, yeah,
we should make a big.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Deal about it.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's important. It's like courteous to.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Be on time.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I'm like, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
He's like, well, what have.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
You been doing.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I'm like, oh my gosh, I feel like and this
is like while we're driving and I'm like, oh, I
don't know, just picking the kids of school, bringing the home,
try to get their homework done, try to get a
food in the body, trying to make them get downtime
so they're not like rushing everywhere. Oh, and then getting
them dressed for practice and then trying to get out
the door.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
What are you nowing?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Just working making a living so we could live our life.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
And every couple has had that still going this morning.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
What happened this morning?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Like literally we just got to practice and never tuk to.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Start her togad Oh my gosh, because like the coach
and me is like screaming, I'm like, you better be
at practice on time. But also it's like she's in
the fourth grade and it's flag football.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It's not that serious, and it's like a league that's
two months, Like it's a two month long season. Like
if she she was never late to dance when she
was in competitive dance, it's not like this is.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Like an on good thing. Yeah, you're not late for
stuff anyway, tend to.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Not be late to things.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
But there are times like today, I'm not really sure
what we're gonna do because there are games at four
ten and we usually.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Don't get home from school four.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Catt to check her out early tonight Friday on that one.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, I don't know we're gonna I'm like, you just
you're taking this season a little too seriously. Okay, you
know what you want to stop work and go get
them ready by all means, go for it.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's funny sometimes when you assume the other person's doing
something you know or whatever, like for us, Yeah, I
keep telling you I wanted to eat dinner early, so
we have this routine.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
My wife and I were like, I've told you guys
about my routine in the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Right now, I have the sauna. I sauna in a
hot tub and cold plunche.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well she started doing that too, no offense to her,
but I don't want to sauna with her.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I want to sign up by.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Myself because I watch TV and she wants to sauna
and listen to music and talk. I don't want to.
So now she son is either before after me. And
the other day we were getting ready to sauna, she
was a sauna before me. So what I do is
I feed the dogs while she's sonning. And then I
thought that while I was sonning, she would get dinner ready,
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but she didn't. And then when I got out of
the saun on the hot tip. I was like, tell
I wish I had a camera that could show you,
because it was like I was pouting, Like I went in.
I just grabbed the bowl soup and I poured the
soup and with meat ball soup, and I put it
in the microwave and I turned on a road, and
she's like, is everything okay?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm like with a towler on my waist and I
closed the microwave door and I put it on for
two minutes and I'm waiting there and then and I
take it out.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
She's like, what's going on? Are we not having dinner together?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I thought we were. And she's like, what do you thought.
I'm in the sauna, I feed the dogs. You're in
the sauna. I feed the dogs and go I'm in
the sauna. I figured you'd get dinner ready. I didn't know.
And I'm like, we need to know.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Expect everyone to exactly what's going on in your head.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Everyone should think I figured then you know you're in trouble.
Do you know your dad did not figure that?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
But then then I like stopped for a second. I
was like, well, I didn't say anything to her. But
I just thought it was like a given, Like how
do you not know? I want to eat early? It's
five o'clock. It's now five point thirty, and there's cold soup.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Nobody's ever cared about our schedule because we get up
early in the morning. Nobody ever will. They're not going
to get it. They don't understand.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
But it took me a long time to decompress, and
I get angry afterwards, even after I acknowledge it delicious,
it was great. I even acknowledged that, like I was like, okay,
I understand and communicate.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
But even after I said that, I was still like, eat,
you're super angry. I was. I just quite if you
hear this spoon hit the ball car and she was
sitting next to me. She was like, can you wait
for me to warm up my soup so we can
eat together?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You know, the dogs didn't have to wait for me
to feed him when you were in Lisana.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I look back at that though, as a victim of
being tired. Of course, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Of course, because later, when I am well rested, I
look back again. Now I look back at it, and
I laughed. But how many times by the time, I
was like, I'm getting the car and I'm leaving.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
My goodness, are you gonna and apologize for your attitude yesterday? No.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
So many times where I'm tired and I will either
snap at like the kids or Scott, and I realize
it's because I'm tired immediately afterwards, and I'm like, sorry,
mommy's just really tired, and she gets to sleep and
we'll be all good.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
God.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I try.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I try to be good with it and like be
like I'm running on a few hours asleep, like sorry
if I'm a brat today, And then Kading calls me
crazy because apparently only crazy people give you a warning
on if you're going to be.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
A brag.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
On.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Oh hi, hi, I have such a story. My best
friend found out that her husband was cheating on her
through the iPad, of course, and she was eight and
a half months pregnant.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh that's such a bummer.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
So we find out that he's cheating. We find out
that it's one of her friends, and we figured out
that they were going to go on a date. So
another neighbor and I gotten our car, literally like two
little like Risconnaissance women, go to the restaurant, sit in
the parking lot, spy on this guy on his date
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with the other woman. And of course we're like on
the phone with my friend, just getting her the play
by play, and they were stupid enough to sit in
the front window and like kiss right there in front
of the parking lot, like just out in the open.
Everything's fine. He left her when she gave birth.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Wow, did he leave her for the woman he was
eating with?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Are they still together?
Speaker 8 (07:34):
No?
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Yeah, he actually he actually ended up leaving her woman
after having another baby with her? Why, yeah, Like where's
he going, No, he's going to the sushi plates. Okay,
let's go to the sushi place.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Going to the sushi place.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, we're going.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You need to start your own private investigation for them.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Yeah, we actually brought my my husband at the time,
We actually brought it, Like his binocular is it everything?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
By the front window. They didn't know you were spying
on him.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
If you were just walking by and you saw you
in the car with binoculars.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Would had a couple across the street. Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Also like at that point, like you're the one in trouble, Like,
don't get bat that's true.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's nuts, all right, Stephanie, Thank you boy. A lot
of people got this experience. Sarah, what happened to you?
Speaker 10 (08:35):
Oh my, I thought they were going to the mall
at nine o'clock at night, and I had an iPhone
and I looked up to find my iPhone and my
ex was actually down the street. So I pulled up
on this person and they were sitting in the front
seat of their car with their window down, making out
with somebody else.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
My friend, she said, kenye, can we get married at
the mall?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I bet you if you take your phone or iPad
to the iPad store or whatever they the Apple store
to get fixed, I bet you they bust stuff all
the time that they just have to stay quiet.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
About her.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Picked Becca, Becca, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 11 (09:21):
I have a iPad story as well. But I was
actually a nanny and they had it for.
Speaker 12 (09:27):
The kids and it was hooked up.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
To the dad's phone.
Speaker 11 (09:31):
And he was talking to another woman in his office.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
YEA, what did you do?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Like he said, where's the Ferguson file?
Speaker 11 (09:40):
So I didn't say anything, and they actually came to
me and they're like, have you been seeing weird stuff
on the iPad? I think it got hacked and I
just kept my mouth shut. I was like, I'm not
losing my job over this.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
You're like, right, those hackers are really creative about the
Ferguson files.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Thanks, thank you, Dana.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Is yours involved iPad?
Speaker 13 (10:08):
No, mine doesn't involve the iPad, It involves just a
regular PC. So I lost my wallet. So I went
on his PC to check on my transactions and he
has Facebook messager on his toolbox and I found out
through there that he was talking to his mom about
talking to a girl online for four months and wanted
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to dump me.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Ooh ouch.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
And it's like the fact he was talking to his
mom about it, it's like, I feel like someone's cheating.
I'm not thinking to look through your text messages with
your mom maybe a friend or something, but that's wild.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, but you know there's so many different levels here,
because like, why would you read your private message with
this mom?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Right?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
She said?
Speaker 13 (10:53):
Just her message pops up and say so when are
you gonna tell d which is my nickname, And it
was around November, so I'm thinking, miss time he's buying
me something. I'm like, ooh, what is he gonna buy me?
And that's when I opened it up.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, I would have opened it up too.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You saw your name right, I d thank you very
much for calling in, Cassandra, good morning.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
You catch it on cheating.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
So a long, long time ago, I my son was
two months old and I kept having weird dreams. I
thought that they were just, you know, extra hormonal dreams.
I was just sitting there and this girl would walk by.
She didn't have a face, but she'd walked past me.
I was sitting in a chair and she slashed melash
this BlackBerry and I didn't think anything of it until
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about the third time. I woke up having a full
blown panic attack. And I woke up in the middle night.
I didn't know how to use a BlackBerry, so it
took me a minute to figure it out. Got on
there and found out that my son's mother had been
cheating on me, and I feel like it was the
universe telling me I had never checked his phone before
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and just kept seeing this chick holding a BlackBerry, and
sure enough it was true.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Wow, what happens? Are you still with him?
Speaker 8 (12:08):
We were on and off over years. BOTTI grew up
found out he didn't, so no, we're definitely noted.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Did you ever meet the girl there?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Were so many Oh wow, oh wow, because I was
gonna say, you saw her, You're the girl with that
face you came to me in my dream.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Yeah, although there were other times where I did run
into them and I would fill them with kindness, with
really snarky remarks like oh my god, thank you so much.
You have the most beautiful breast I've ever seen. Those
kind of comments like if you saw nuts. Yeah, very
(12:45):
uncomfortable for.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Them, and I was it was uncomfortable to him.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Okay, Adam, thanks for holding.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You said you're the villain, right right, Yeah, you got
caught cheating playing please and thank you for holding. Okay.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
So I got a tablet and I'm not in tune
with the technology, so I didn't put a password in
and I went on vacation with my girlfriend and I
was still keeping in touch with an X, not physically,
but you know, text text wise, and she kind of
found my and saw my conversations and things didn't really
(13:29):
pan out too good.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, inappropriate conversations.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Caught you.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Your ex girlfriend caught you. What's your girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
No, the new girlfriend kind of texting's ex girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Yeah, that's no good, all right, Adam, Thanks brother. I
have a great day. Yeah, all right, good morning John,
Jane rich Hire.
Speaker 14 (13:53):
You guys doing the segment with the cheating.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Ax, Yeah you got one.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (13:57):
So I actually was dating a stripper her and we're
at my We were we both had the same birthday,
November eighteenth, and we were in Hawaii and I had
just gotten back from getting us food down in the
lobby and she was on the phone with one of
my ex best friends business partners, and uh, we got
back from Hawaii and I found that she was cheating
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on me with him, and I had rented a rental
car where I could sit in the marking time because
they were noted in my truck. And he said he
needed to go change the entire entire pressures for low
And the only reason I knew he was talking about
but my ex was driving is that I let me retire.
And so that's how I found out that she was
cheating on me. Yeah, they broke up and she had
(14:46):
he ended up dating her mom up.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh my gosh, she said, Cyrus.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Cyrus for real.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well, I'm glad you told us her ex occupation. She
was an extra rest important story. He was, like, I
tated this she was an ex carpenter.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah that right, there should have been you.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Know, thank you brother. So Lisa sent a text.
Speaker 13 (15:16):
Hi, Lisa, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Was it easy to text us?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Super easy?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
So you just text jj RN whatever you want to
say in nine six eight ninety three.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Was that easy?
Speaker 12 (15:25):
Yes, that's easy.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I just see your text, Nick, So you got Jenna
is looking at text messages. Nick is looking at text
message and I'm looking at text messages. So Nick, Nick
went and called you what was your text? What can
we do for you?
Speaker 12 (15:35):
Yeah? So this is I feel like this is kind
of a not relevant topic. He's not with the times.
But I was watching Daniel Tiger with my two year
old and I was with my husband, and I was like, this,
this dad, Daniel Tiger's dad sounds just like Kyle's husband.
And he was like, who's Kyle? And I was like,
(16:00):
from her husband, that's totally his voice. And he was like,
I have no idea what you're talking about. So I
feel like I know exactly what he sounds like, his
inflection and everything, and I was like, that is totally him.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
But okay, I try to.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Look it up and I couldn't, So we have it
so let's we'll play a clip of Daniel Tiger and
then we'll let's all guess and see if it's Kyle's husband.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Fish.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Did you ever notice these little buildings around our house?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
They're called models. I made them. Damn like him.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
I hear it.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I think it sounds like him too. But you're the
one that's closest to him. I believe Kyle not Are
you sure him?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
But I would like I would come in bragging to you,
guys if Scott was Daniel Tiger's dad.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
True that you bragged about Jef Leppard, you on Jovi,
you bragged about.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Any of the Diamondbacks games. You will see the commercial
for the Green Day Tour and that's his voice.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Well, he sure sounds like that Daniel Tiger.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I know I'm gonna tell him he needs to try out.
Speaker 8 (17:02):
He needs to kick that guy out.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
It's weird. He also sounds like Tiger king.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Wow, could catch the Lisa, even though you didn't catch anything.
I hear that too.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
In fact, do you.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Have a clip of Kyle's husband if you just think
any of the games, like we're gonna play a.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Game, celebrity who said that like it's usually hurt his voice.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Can you until the celebrity who said that Daniel Tiger?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
That does But it's like the Daniel Tiger just sounds
like your husband when he's just talking.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Notice, yeah, who is that guy? What if you got
a side hustle you don't know about it? He's gonna
surprise you a well at Lisa, thank you for listening
so much. Thank you, it's awesome and thanks for touching.
Have a great day. It's John Jay and Rich. New
research says what the number one dream job dream job
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is in the United States and the number one dream
job in the world worldwide? One dream job, I'll go
top five nurse, pharmacist, police officer. Number two is an attorney,
and the number one dream job in the world is
a pilot.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Oh, I was gonna guess, like a pilot or a
flight attendant because you get to travel a world.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Like, how cool is that flight attendant is number one
in the United States? Yeah. Fun.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
A study found that parents do treat their children differently,
and their favorites are more likely to be daughters. Agreeable
kids as well, and apparently birth order does not play
a significant role.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Oh my gosh, I totally disagree. Middle childs are definitely
the best. Tell me why. I was on Instagram the
other day and my sister posted this picture of this
candy that my mom got her, and she was like,
thanks for thinking of your favorite daughter, and I swept up.
I was like, what an odd thing to say, because
you were not the favorite.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
I am definitely your favorite.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Have you ever met my mom and dad? Do you
see the way they talk about me. They're so proud
of me. They love me so much. No, I'm joking,
they love us all the same, But I'm definitely the fave.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Pinly have a favorite of my kids, and it's the
one who is whoever is being nicest to me at
the time, because it switches a little bit and then
they become my favorite.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I feel like the best parents make every kid feel
like they're their favorite.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, gen Zers, gen Zers are already suffering a midlife crisis.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
I didn't click on the article, but apparently that's what's
going on with.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
In life man.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
A report says aggressive baby.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Names are trending, such as blade, cannon, cutter, dagger, gunner, danger,
and arson that's like like a prison names. Arson is
extra popular because it sounds like our sun.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Okay, not good timing for that name, though.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Two Swedish table tennis enthusiasts now table tennis is ping
pong right, yeah, everything, They said a new world record
for the longest rally thirteen hours and thirty seven minutes.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Holy, that's a long time, long time.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I played ping pong with my son last week. I
can only I only was interested for about thirty seconds.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I was done. No inten do not like that game.
The number one restaurant chain in America.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Is Nope, McDonald's Nope, not fast food restaurant, Chaine Chili.
Number two is Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Number one is nothing
butt cake?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh sure, can you sit down and get cake in there?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
What? Butt cake?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Nothing but cake.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I wouldn't consider a restaurant. It's food dessert.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
So they're delicious and I love them.
Speaker 15 (20:25):
We don't have Chilis on their list. They're good, they're delicious.
Maybe they are on the list, but they're not number one.
A thirteen year old's bucket list is going viral online.
The kid's parents posted anonymously, and it's gone way crazy.
Become a millionaire, Meet an alien, help make a movie,
go snorkling with a shark, go on a fossil dig
save an animal species, get married, meet JK. Rowling, Prove
(20:49):
the existence of goblins.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Have a YouTube channel, get a cool jeep, eat an octopus,
discover a new species, Become a published author.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Go to New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Number one on this kid's list is to get a
full taxidermy alligator.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Kid with a big imagination, isn't.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
There discovering a new species you think would be really hard?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Get this now? Listen carefully. This comes in London.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Saved a woman who called nine one one whatever they
call her nine ninety nine and pretended to order a
pizza because she was in trouble and she couldn't say
she was in trouble. The operator realized what was going
on and asked yes or no questions. She also asked
her to say Pepperoni if she was in danger. So
this is the call.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
I like police books your emergency, Peter pizza delivery. Do
you require pizza liverery or do you require the police
if the police? Yes, yes, it's the person that's scaring
you at the pooperty. Now my problem. Police are coming, Okay.
If he threatened to hurt you, tell me pepperoni. If
(21:52):
he threatened to hurt.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
The children, tell me cheese.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
The police will be with you very very shortly.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Okay, crazy right, that's a sharp operator.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
What do you have for life hacks?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Rich? Do you all drink copious amounts of water? I know, Kyle,
you're trying.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
With your I always try, but then I come with
a full Stanley, I leave with a mostly full sad Peyton.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I don't know if I see you hitting the water
a ton, but you got some today.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
I drink at least a water a bottle of water
every morning.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
So I learned this hack to see your body will
tell you if you need water. I know John j
drinks like five gallons of it, so I'm going to
be shocked if this doesn't work for you. So as
we're sitting here, I'll show you the trick right now.
Take your right hand and put it like a palm
facing down. You can have it in the air, and
then with your left hand, I want you to pinch
the skin in between your first finger and your thumb,
(22:41):
pull it up, and then let it go. If it
goes down right away, John Jay's went down. Kyle stayed
up a little bit. Peyton went down right away. If
it stays up a little bit like Kyle's, does you
need to drink some more water?
Speaker 10 (22:53):
And I've been.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Accused by my ten year old daughter of having the
same hands as my grandma.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Oh well, Rica, this hack is not about below water.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
You didn't grow up here in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Huh you always need water?
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Yeah, I know, I grew up here, right, And like
this is something that they taught us like when we
were kids.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
To really yeah, I didn't listen until.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Like last night when we're dehydrated. And so basically, if
like your skin sticks together, then your behydrates.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Well, we're also in the other parts of the country
where they need water as well. So now now you
can take the Arizona hack and apply it elsewhere. That
hack and many more could be found to John Jainbridge
dot com.
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