Poop etiquette...for pups

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
The text line you text jj R whatever you want
to say to the number nine six eight ninety three.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Couple texts. I was just telling Rich, I think it's
so interesting.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
We've got a lot of text messages on our new
on demand podcast Icon. I love the new on demand
podcast icon. Really Yeah, well that's cool because it's a
picture we took. I don't think we posted anywhere of
the four of us on our logo. Another text, tell Peyton.
In some cultures, owls do not bring good luck. They're
considered messengers for bad luck and something bad that is

(00:32):
about to happen.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Well for you. Why would we want to spread that.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Let's just keep saying it's a positive moment, John Dane Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I didn't hear the first part of Horoscopes, so maybe
I missed something. But isn't Mean Girl's Day tomorrow on
October third?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah, Mean Girls Day is tomorrow, but this morning for Horoscopes,
I wanted to tell you guys if you guys were
a mean girl or a nice girl from Mean Girls Day,
because tomorrow Taylor Swift drops her album and that's all
that's going to take over. So I had to give
my mean girls some love.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
So the Insect Scope.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
By the way, you say, tomorrow she dropped problem and
she's actually dropping it tonight, right, Yeah, So it'll be
out probably nine o'clock our time, and we could all
listen to but yeah, we didn't. We want to make
sure nothing got in the way of tomorrow's album, so
we could play stuff and get your thoughts on it.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Hey, Bree, good morning, what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I well, I'm on speak your phone because I have
my four year olds.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
You don't yell at me.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
But she was listening to John Jay and Rich during
her nap yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well what was supposed to be her nap?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Did it work? Did it work? Did it put her
to sleep?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
It did quite the opposite.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
So that I sent John Jay in the video of
me watching.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Her through her monitor, and I'm like, those stingers don't
see napping, but she's listening to John Jay.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
How did did she turn us on? I?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, I mean I think so obviously.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
A child genius? What a genius child? Alexa turned on
John J.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Rich next, Yeah, the next I heard, I'm like, that's
really funny.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
That's beautiful. Brie, thank you for calling in and you're
raising a great child.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh, I thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Guys. Speaking of children, Kyle, what's the ladies with you
in youth sports?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Youth sports?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
So well, Addie is doing flag football still and Easton
is doing baseball. And yesterday after school the kids had
this like fun after school event. The whole school was
going to KTR so they did. They went and jumped
around and had so much fun, so much fun so
that we were a little bit like in a hurry
when we were leaving.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Because we had to get to practice.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
We hopped in the car and on our way, I
realized the kids drank all their water and their water bottles,
and I'm like, oh my gosh, you're gonna be at
practice and you're gonna be all thirsty and I'm gonna
feel this terrible mother like it's Arizona.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Like you need water, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
So I'm like contemplating what to do, and I'm like, okay, Well,
Scott was meeting us there at the field because he
was actually helping coach, which has never happened.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
This was an amazing thing.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
So he met us at the field and I'm like, okay, Addie,
I'm actually gonna drop you off. And then I'll go
grab some water and I'll bring it back to practice.
And she's like okay. So I drop her off and
I'm driving out and I see my friend pulling in
and I'm like, oh my gosh, she was just out
of town. She just went on a trip. I should
ask her how it is, but I'll just tell her
that I'm coming right back. So I pull up next
to the car and I roll down the window and

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the car slows down and rolls down the window, and
I see her and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Addie, Eddie has a lot of water. I gotta go
get her water.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
And she looks at me she goes okay, and it clicked.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
It was not my friend. I do not know this person.
She looks like my friend.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
She's wearing sunglasses, and she drives the exact same car
as my friend. So you kind of flag her out,
literally flag her down, made her pull over and roll
her window down so I could tell her I was
going to get.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
My daughter water. She doesn't care, she doesn't know my daughter. Yeah,
what do you need? She was like okay.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I'm like, oh my gosh, you're not my friend. I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
You were like a Karen, Oh, this Karen's gonna complain
and oh, it was so embarrassing. So that happened.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
It was just one of those moons. And then I'm like, okay,
let's just go get the water. I don't run into
that lady again.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
You know you should go like, hey, I got the water.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Everything's something embarrassing similar not similar, but it's just an
embarrassing that happened.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
The other day. So my wife was out of town
and it was the weather was starting to get a
little bit better. So I decided to walk our dogs
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
But she'll walk all like a bunch of dogs at
the same time because we have six dogs, and that's
why her arm's hurt.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Because it pull it pulls her whatever.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
So I'm walking one dog at a time, and I'm
walking Pablo, the Bernie doodle rescue that I rescued from
where we were adopted from Kyle's father in law. Right,
he's an amazing dog, but there was a dog ahead
of us, and he was just like pushing to go
get that dog. And I had the poop bag in
my pocket and I was like, so I got turned

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down this cold de sac. I forget it going down
this cold sack and I'm walking down the could sack
and I realized there's a very famous baseball player that
lives in this cul de sac. And I was like,
I hope Pablo doesn't poop in his yard, right. I
always have a problem with the dog's poop in the yard.
So you gotta pick it up, and you know what
I mean, And you got to look like a good
dog parent. And I always pick it up. And I

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have the poop bag. So it's a cold de sack
and I'm walking towards the ball player's house, and sure enough,
Pablo gets in position to poop and I'm like, oh no,
So I go to grab the poop bag.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
The poop bag is not in my pocket.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
And now I'm like, oh my god, what am I
gonna do if the ball players home and sees my
dog poop in his front yard and I don't pick
it up, right? So I start to stress. Then I
see a car coming down the drive, coming down the
could sack. I'm like, I look at this car and
I'm like, oh god, I hope they're not it's not
this house. And Paba's getting in the you know, you know,
the dogs they sniff, they sniff, they they get in

(05:53):
a circle and I'm like, no, paba.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Wait, don't poop here, don't poop here, don't peep. And
the car is coming down.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
The car and I see my poop bag in the
street roll across in front of the car, and I'm like,
excu's boot bag, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Like, really quick. I have a split decision.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Do I stop Pablo from pooping and run and get
the bag with him, or do I let him poop
then go get the bag and then go back and
pick up the poop. But if he poops and I
go pick up the bag, what's the ball player comes?
I goes, hey, man, pick up your dogs, crab, and
then I'm like, oh, this way, the poop PEG's over here.
So the poop bag now wind blows it into the

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guy's house, the front yard of the house. The dude
pulls into the driveway. It's not the ball player pulls
in the driveway of where the poop bag is. So
I grabbed Pablo, do the thing with the least right
and move his neck and I ruin his poop.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
He's not gonna poop, and I go pick up.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
The boot bag, and I gotta go in the front
yard of the guy's house, and he never looks at me.
Nothing ever happened, and Pablo never pooped.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
That whole confrontation that was driving you insane.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Driving me your heart saying the different levels of embarrassment
had that happened.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I would never be able to go to that in
a cold a second game. I don't go down there
all the time, but I do every once in a while, right,
and then.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I would hate.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
People can get really upset if your dog goes to
the bathroom in their yard. Our our neighbor actually put
up little signs that look like graveyards. And it's not
a Halloween decoration. It literally says, here lies the last
dog that pooped in our yard.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Who wow, is.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
It that you share wol No, No, it's actually actually
I've met this neighbor and they're very nice, but they
don't like poop in their yard.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Well as they pick it up.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I think it's okay for your dog to poop in
the yard, but don't you got to pick it up?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh my god, I know