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May 1, 2025 • 79 mins
Today on the show, WEDDINGS and SPERM! Not kidding... BUT FIRST! It's Thursday and that means an ALL NEW War of the ROSES! Then, Johnjay's got a DERBY GAME for Kyle's WATCH PARTY PLANS. Plus, SEAGULL NOISES, Joly's Blood Draw was EMBARASSING, and MUCH MUCH MORE TODAY on JOHNJAY AND RICH!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wakes up, John and Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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in your face to me and in the place to be.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
And you're listening to John, Jay and Rich wakes.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh man, are we starting already?

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
John?

Speaker 6 (00:29):
Our phone number is eight seven seven nine three seven
one oh four seven. The text line text jj R
whatever you want to say, the number nine six eight
ninety three. Listen to this. I got another free Starbucks today.

Speaker 7 (00:43):
That's exciting. Are you getting that much Starbucks that you're
earning that many points? I think that another reward.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I think so.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
And I feel bad because I should be saving money
because the radio station supplies us with coffee. But for
whatever reason, they don't have the espresso, which is Starbucks espresso.
Maybe it's a big old thing on the higher ups
with the Starbucks because now they're making me go to Starbucks.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
We should have a deal with Sabrina Carpenter. Well, we
always have espresso.

Speaker 8 (01:08):
I would love that if, like, every time you did
make your espresso, Sabrina Carpenter just started playing from the
coffee machine.

Speaker 9 (01:14):
That would be amazing to have the.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Own machine you're thinking about.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
So get the Speaking of machines and technology, I had
the weirdest conversation with my wife yesterday. So I've told
you guys about how she's always like when I call her,
she'll be like, oh, sorry, sorry it took me.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'm picking. I'm talking to you on my Apple Watch.
I'm talking on my Apple Watch. Right.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
She does that a lot, and then have the cot
and the Apple Watch doesn't sound very does well. Yesterday
I was trying to get my ten thousand steps in
and I was walking and I was using my Meta
my Meta glasses. What are those called Meta three sixty?
No Meta, just Meta, the Meta ray band glasses that
I got from the Learner and Row golf tournament. Right,
So I got my learning Row Meta glasses and I'm

(01:56):
walking and I'm like, let me call her. So I
call her and she's at Costco. He's like, oh, sorry,
I loud. I'm at Costco and I'm talking to you
on my phone. And I said, and I'm talking to
you on my glasses. Isn't that weird? But it sounded
on my end the glasses are perfect, like they sound

(02:16):
better than a freaking phone. I'm not lying, but she
was like, oh my god, and then we laugh for
a long time, and then I got too loud on
her end, and then I couldn't finish it. What do
you want from Costco?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
And then you gotta look insane just talking to people
while you're walking around with no.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
No because people do it all the time with the
little hit green pieces or.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Little ear but you can see the ear, like, you know, look, you.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Just see someone talking.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
So I'm so Then I get home and then I
know she's gonna come home from Costco and I have
to help unload the Costco thing, right, and so I'm
kind of like, I want to go watch TV, but
I also don't know when she's gonna come, like I
want to be there when she pulls up, So I'm waiting.
I'm waiting for her. I look in the three sixty
app but I can see where she's driving. Okay, she's
almost home. She pulls in the driveway and then I

(02:57):
walk out to greet her and help unload Cosco and
for some reason. You know how when you go to
Costco they put things in boxes for you. Yeah, there
were no boxes. It was everything was individualitting in there.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
And it was packed.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Because my son Kemp is coming home this weekend, my
son Jake is coming home this weekend. Dutch's got this
graduation party this weekend, the family's coming over, my sister's
coming in this weekend. So she went and made a
big Costco run. So I take a couple things out
of the car going to the kitchen. She goes in
the kitchen and she stays there. I think I got
my ten thousand steps going back and forth from her

(03:30):
car back to back, and the whole time I get
pissed off at Costco, like I'm grateful. And then I
also think she's buying stuff at Costco that's not necessary.
It's just like like when you go to Target, Like
we don't go to Target. Do you buy stuff you
don't really need to Target? But it's the reasonable size,
Like we don't need eight thousand alcohol pads, do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
We have lots of alcohol pads.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Eight years she could have burned through.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Those well, like I'm like, what is it? And then
she bought a whole bunch of sunscreen.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
I think the sunscreen we've had, we've had for ten years,
but she got a whole bunch of new sunscreen.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
You've got a stock up when all those people.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Are Costco doesn't really have mini supplies and you don't
know what you need until you walk into a Target or.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
A Costco doesn't have many supplies mini supplies, minies.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
But anyway, that was a big debate in my house,
A debate.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
My debate. I don't know what I got myself into,
but I feel like I unleashed the wrath of my wife,
Stacy and her sister Robin because of this upcoming wedding
that we're going to this weekend. So Stacy's nephew, Dustin, no,
Dylan is getting married. So they're two brothers, Dustin and Dylan.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
So are they twins.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
No, they're about three years apart. But they both have
had weddings recently, and one of them is this weekend.
So the big debate is and I should have kept
my mouth shut, but I was so curious as to
why this was a big deal that Stacy asked me
to take it to the air. She said, you, sir,
are unreasonable and you're a man. But Kyle and Peyton
will tell you why this is important. So with this
wedding's been on the schedule for a long time. In fact,

(05:00):
I think I told you guys about it, like first
of the year.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
So what happened is one of the brothers is getting
married and the other brothers baby is due the day
of the wedding. And so my wife and her sister
are all mad at Dustin' because they think he and
his wife were both in the wedding party. Were in
the wedding party. Now they can't go because they're somewhere

(05:23):
else getting ready to have a baby. And Robin the
mom and my wife Stacy are all mad because they
could have planned it out. And I say, a baby
shows up. When a baby shows up, and a baby
is a beautiful thing, and I say, I think it's
more important than the wedding. And both of their heads
whip around like veloci raptors at me and they're like,
you can plan for a baby. They should have planned.

(05:44):
They know this wedding was planned eighteen months ago. They
could time this. It's it's insensitive, it's not paying attentionally
makes sense.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I know, I mean you can try and try, you
can try to plan for a baby, but that doesn't
necessarily mean it's gonna happen when you I mean, we
try to have a baby for a year and a half.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
Some people it takes even longer. So it's not like
I'm not wrong.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
And if you're that other couple, every time you're gonna
make love, what about the wedding?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Now that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Wait, let's not do it. There's a wedding I'm saying.
I mean, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
They just got married, their newly weds and then well
they ended up, you know, getting pregnant, and that's when
the babies do.

Speaker 9 (06:25):
Yeah, I mean things happen.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
So is it not a possibility that they don't have
the baby on the day of the wedding and they're
still able to attend. Like, just because the babies do
doesn't mean that the baby's coming.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
The problem is is the wedding's not in the same
city they live in, so they can't make the trip.
And like she's she's like ready to ready to go,
like any.

Speaker 8 (06:43):
Second she's ready to well, at least I mean if
they're both in the wedding party. I mean, at leasta
both of them aren't there, the numbers aren't going to bed.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, okay, so I'm going to be so excited. I'm
not wrong for a change, because I really didn't get
what the big deal was. I'm like, Okay, yeah, they
can't make the wedding. I guess that's a big deal,
But having a baby's a bigger deal.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
I mean it's a bummer.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Both equally very big days, big milestones in each respective
couple's lives. So yeah, they're both really important days that
they you know, obviously they're not going to skip the
brother of the baby. Obviously they're not going to skip
their wedding. But it's kind of like that's just the
way the universe timed it.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
I wonder if that's if anybody else has had that situation,
Like that's a tough call, Like if you know, because
you're really close with your brother and your sister, you're
really close, unless, of course you're making it Reagan and
Maddie from You Season five, but you're really you're really close,
and you're willing to make absurd changes, like do you
go we we can push the wedding back. I mean,
do you have that conversation with your sibling. I would
think you would. But at the same time, you also

(07:39):
understand if you can't.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
Right, and it's a bummer book places in advance even
think about that.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
So it's almost like you can. But I also think
the baby's a little more important. The baby is a life.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yeah, I mean you can't really decide. I mean, besides
like a scheduling a c section and whatever, if you
want to get into semantics, but you can't really decide
when the baby comes.

Speaker 7 (07:58):
You do decide when the wedding is, but it isn't
just that easy.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
To move away.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
But the bride seem pretty mellow about him, Like, is
the bride upsett? She hasn't said anything about it one
way or another. So if she is bothered, she's just
going through with her wedding and doing her thing, which
I think is fine too.

Speaker 8 (08:14):
Okay, so rich So Robin is Stacey's sister. Yeah, so
if Robin's son has the baby on the day of
the wedding, does Robin leave the wedding and go to
the birth of the baby.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
She's committed to the wedding because it's again, she's in it.
She's in it, and she's got to be first grandchild,
second second grand.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Man.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
Yeah, that's a tough.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
And I think she I think grandma can be at
the wedding and because like and then after the wedding
fly out.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
To be with the baby. It's not like the baby's
gonna be like you weren't there the data.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I think that's pretty good. Talks like that.

Speaker 7 (08:52):
Grandma.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
You are grandma, You've got responsibilities.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
We need to know.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
If you are not following the one percent rule, you're
probably wasting hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 7 (09:07):
I'll tell you what that is. Next with John Jay
and Rich.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
At your day with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
I wake up with my favorite artists and.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
So it's Billy Eirish, it's Teddy Swims, and you're listening
to John Jay and Rich Kyl on FUDG with three
things we need to know. Everywhere you look, you see
all these companies embracing AI, and now your credit card
has as well. So Visa just announced Intelligent Commerce, which
allows AI to shop and buy on your behalf based
on your preferences. Meanwhile, MasterCard announced Agent Pay, which uses

(09:39):
a similar conversational platform for AI purchases. They said, basically,
picture yourself planning like a milestone birthday, and then you
just talk to your credit card and you're like, I
need something to wear, this is the venue, this is
what the weather is going to be, like, this is
my style, and go and they would curate like different
looks from different online boutiques and maybe even decorations for
the party and and whatnot. But yeah, I'm like, sounds

(10:02):
like you could get really pricey really quickly. But yeah,
so now your credit card can go shopping for you.
PayPal just announced a commerce AI this week in Amazon
is testing a similar.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
Service as well, so AI is everywhere. There is a
simple rule.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
It's called the one percent rule, and they say if
you use it, it could save you hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 7 (10:22):
They say, here's the rule.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
If you're about to buy something non essential that costs
more than one percent of your annual income, pump the brakes.
Just give yourself twenty four hours to think it over. So,
for example, if you make fifty thousand dollars a year,
that means anything over five hundred.

Speaker 7 (10:36):
Bucks would trigger a cool off period.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
No guilt, no pressure, just to pause before the purchase
to make sure it is not an impulse buy. They say,
this would definitely save you hundreds because a lot of
people just go for it, go for it, and they
don't really think about it.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
But did they really need that item?

Speaker 9 (10:52):
Maybe not.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, you don't really need a lot of.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
Stuff exactly exactly. So it's a really I think it's
a really good rule.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
This is probably probably happening more than we know, but
awkward footage has now gone viral of a guy being
confronted for secretly filming women on the street using the
Meta ray band smart glasses so online he he's known
as Rizcam.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
His real name is Christopher John.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
He was chatting up this girl, was like hitting on
her and she's like, no, I have a boyfriend, and
he's like looking her up and down.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
She starts walk away. He's looking at her button.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
This guy that they're calling him a hero comes in
and confronts him and it's like you're recording this girl
without her knowledge, Like what are you doing? And so
things got a little heated. What I found interesting is
this Christopher John guy posted the video on his own
account and was like, this is how you can de
escalate with people who come to confront you for things
and everyone's like backfire because everyone now thinks you're a

(11:45):
total creep.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Yeah, see it's weird as you can't like I did
that like yesterday, if you go to my stories on Instagram,
my son Dutch pulled up in the driveway and I
had him on and I hit record because you can
record for three minutes.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
I was like, what's up, man, what you been doing?

Speaker 5 (11:57):
He gives me a rundown of his day and then
he realizes that I'm filming him. But like if it
was a girl, like there's a distance, you know, it's
not like you're getting really really close, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
It's it's not like asserting yourself and that's somebody else's
space and they don't.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
But I wonder if they don't want that. But I
wonder how close he was.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
He was really close, like they were in conversation, probably
closer than you and I are, right because three feet
of each other.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Because there's oh that's close.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
So he's a close talker, because there's not like one
of these glasses don't have his zoom like I wish
that is, unless they do.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
I don't know about it. Maybe they do. I don't know,
because I don't I'm not.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Sure, but I'm definitely like something to be aware of.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
I don't know if it is illegal, because someone could
take their camera out at a public event and film
people and we've we've, I.

Speaker 7 (12:36):
Mean, you know, it's like a p s A. So
just be aware. People's glasses phone, I'm filming you.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
You can tell I'm filming you. If you've got the
glasses on. You really can't tell.

Speaker 7 (12:47):
You can only tell if you know where to look
and the light is on.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
So yeah, you say, just be awareas I know.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
And that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
What's a vipe for horse ghost, Peyton.

Speaker 9 (12:57):
I'm going to tell you how you act when you're angry, Halle.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Good morning. What's your sign or Haley Halle.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Or Haley Haley.

Speaker 8 (13:07):
It's sagitarious, okay, Haley for Sagittarius. When you get angry,
you get reckless, you start ordering food that you can't afford,
and you're threatening to move countries over a bad burrito.

Speaker 9 (13:18):
And honestly, it's kind of iconic for you guys.

Speaker 10 (13:22):
Oh my god, yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
Thank you, Bye.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Bye a net good morning, good morning.

Speaker 9 (13:32):
I am a Taurus okay, perfect. We are in Taurist season. Yes,
Oh my gosh, birthday month. I love that birthday vibes Taurus.

Speaker 8 (13:40):
You guys turn into a full diva when you are hungry,
like I won't be participating in life until somebody brings
me a snack energy, And honestly, it is understandable and
I get it.

Speaker 11 (13:52):
That is so true.

Speaker 12 (13:53):
It is so nice to hear my heroscope on the
same day.

Speaker 10 (13:56):
And I listen to you guys every day on the podcast,
so it's awesome to hear it on the same day,
and it is so true.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Thank you, and thanks for listening. Have a great day.

Speaker 10 (14:05):
Thanks YouTube, by bye.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
So she talked about the afterwards podcast I'm sorry, not
the podcast, the on.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Demand podcast Get quite a few John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
On demand is if you're listening right now live on
the radio, like, oh I want to hear the podcast,
you just go to iHeartRadio wherever you get podcasts and
search John j and Rich on demand.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Arnold, Good morning, what's your sign?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Even morning? I'm for the elite group of aries.

Speaker 9 (14:29):
You guys are really okay. Aries. You're not just angry.
You become an active threat.

Speaker 8 (14:35):
You go from I'm fine to I'm burning this place
down in a split second, feed and aries first and
then ask questions later.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I can do that sometimes, you know, but we sometime
I like to keep it pretty calm.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
You know you sound mellows.

Speaker 9 (14:50):
You seem like a chill guy.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Arnold.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Hey, Arnold, have you ever called our show before for anything?

Speaker 1 (14:54):
You know? I did once, but I ended up getting
you interrupting. I got kind of in the meeting.

Speaker 10 (15:00):
Something was coming up, so I was cutting close, so I.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Had to hang up. I think you know what.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Actually I did call one time. I was talking about
a hospital issue that I came up one time, but
I didn't make it on.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
But well, did you ever call about sunglasses?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yes, you know what I did, But like I said,
I didn't I didn't have the chancel that one meeting
thing that I all right.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
I'm just trying to figure so out.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
We have this line here, out of all the lines
we have, whenever someone calls up on this one line,
if you've called before, I think it says on the
screen what you called before? Because now it says Arnold aries.
But when Nick put up Arnold, it said Arnold sunglasses.
And I was like, what's up?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
I go?

Speaker 5 (15:36):
I said to Nick, I go, what's Arnold? For sunglasses.
You calling about the medaglasses, Nicholas, I have no idea
how why is this sunglasses?

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Up at it?

Speaker 5 (15:44):
So I'm trying to piece together this one line whenever
people call it. If you called before, it tells us
why you called. What a trip the technology?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
There you go?

Speaker 6 (15:52):
Heh.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I shoot my shot.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
So if I get it, I get it.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
It's not well all right, Well, good luck with those sunglasses.
Thanks brother, appreciate What are you for? Libras?

Speaker 9 (15:59):
Libra Kyle?

Speaker 8 (16:00):
When you are hungry, you try to stay cute, but
it's giving. I'm about to snap on you and crime public.
You want food but you don't know what food, and
the indecision.

Speaker 9 (16:09):
Is deadly for you.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
That just you nailed it. It's not good.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Can you do cancer real quick?

Speaker 5 (16:16):
My sister's a cancer and she's the most annoying human
being when she's hungry.

Speaker 8 (16:19):
Well for cancer, they are the emotional kind of hungry.
They'll cry because their fries took too long, and somehow
it spirals into it.

Speaker 9 (16:27):
Nobody ever appreciates me.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Nah, I get that from her anyway. But like when
she's hungry, though, it's the worst. But what about for pisces, Well.

Speaker 9 (16:36):
For pisces rich.

Speaker 8 (16:39):
You're emotionally fragile and dramatic when you're hungry, like a beautiful,
starving Victorian ghost. But the second that you do eat,
it's sunshine and rainbows, and then you're asking everyone for forgiveness.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
That is totally true.

Speaker 9 (16:51):
You're like sorry for being me too.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
As soon as they put the chips and salsa down.
It far you, queen, I'm a happy man.

Speaker 8 (16:56):
You're in a good mood Leo's I am a Leo
with Leo's we are dramatic about being hungry, but we
also make it everyone else's problem. We will announce it
like it's breaking news, and Heaven help anyone who.

Speaker 9 (17:08):
Tells us to just be patient and wait.

Speaker 8 (17:10):
This is so true for me because anytime I'm hungry,
I will repeat it like twenty times until I eat.

Speaker 9 (17:15):
Howbeve her it goes virgo, John Jay.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
When you're hungry, you pretend that you're fine, but you're
not fine.

Speaker 9 (17:21):
You're gonna start being passive, aggressive to everyone.

Speaker 8 (17:23):
Reorganize your fridge or rage text people about how mad
you are.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Why would I reorganize my fridge? Would just eat you?

Speaker 9 (17:30):
I don't know if there was nothing for you to eat,
you would just be rearranged.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
I hate reranged.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
All right, really get your signed there, I'll post it
John Jaynrich dot com.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Okay, let's get into this.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Peyton brought up to something and then I brought up
something off the air, and I didn't realize there was the
same thing Peyton brought up. I have WhatsApp, and WhatsApp
I talked to all my family in Mexico. It's, in fact,
it's too much. The good news about what's app is
I don't have an alert notification. I just look and
I'll have seventy five messages on the WhatsApp thread and
it's using my aunts goals, talking back and forth about
stuff going on. But I also make take notes on

(18:04):
what's app. And yesterday I went to What's Happened. It
had this thing that said, you know meta AI or something,
and it was like, uh, take a picture of yourself
and let do you want to see an AI of yourself?
Have you seen that yet?

Speaker 9 (18:17):
I haven't seen that.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
That's what that was the thing. It said, do you
want to see an AI version of yourself? So I
said yeah, And so it makes you you know how
I forget which apps to do this? But you have
to maybe see your iPhone. You have to you hold
it up and it makes you turn your face right
left until the light until the light does whatever. So
I did this whole thing in my face and then
it says, okay, here you are, and it makes a

(18:39):
picture of me.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
And for some reason, I'm in a sweater in the library, right.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
I guess they think I read a lot.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
So then I says would you like another one? And
I said yes, it did another one and it goes,
would you like one more? I said sure. So I
posted those pictures up and what blew me away is
a response on Instagram was that a I looked like
John Cena and I looked like Kyle's husband Fish that
I like, And I'm zooming in. I'm looking at my nose,

(19:07):
I'm looking at his nose. I'm looking at him back
and forth. Rather I feel maybe the sweater. I don't know,
if I gotta look at you. If there's a picture
of fish with the sweater.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
It'll be interesting. Now have Fish do the same thing
and see if he looks like.

Speaker 7 (19:19):
That's what I was thinking too. We should do a
side by side.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
It was crazy. What was your experience with a capeyton.

Speaker 8 (19:25):
Well, so I was scrolling on Instagram and Instagram just
like inserts itself to its stories when it posts or whatever,
and it was a video of Mark Zuckerberg, the person
that does Meta, and he's like saying, hey, download Meta AI.
It's your personal assistant. It's gonna be like your friend
in your pocket.

Speaker 9 (19:45):
Talk to him about whatever.

Speaker 8 (19:46):
And eventually your meda AI is going to know your
name and your family and what you like and what
you do for a living.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
And I was like, oh, heck, that sounds amazing.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
Oh why why does that sound amazing?

Speaker 8 (19:59):
New friends in real life, real friends that have blood
in beating, hearts and brains, not a technological little pocket buddy.

Speaker 9 (20:06):
But did it say thank you?

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Did he say like why this would be beneficial? Like
why do you want like AI to know all that stuff?

Speaker 8 (20:12):
It said it was going to be like your personal assistant,
I like your personal AI buddy. And I was like,
there's a difference between MEDAI and chat gipt because I
feel like chat GPT for me is like my own
little Google MEDIAI would be like my little friend in
my pocket and I don't want any but chat.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Shopet you still say thank you? So much that right?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah, okay, So do you guys know that movie with
Sidney Sweeney and Glenn Powell.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
I can't remember what movie was anyone, but you right.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
And there's a there's a montage of them like in
the kitchen laughing and they're doing this is really cool.
They're having a great time. I saw this meme last night.
Who's like me and chat shoapy tea at midnight?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
I was like, yeah, that's me. All right.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
We got tacos and marks bar crawl tickets later to
you ice Cube tickets in less than two hours for
Stacks and rich what's coming to life hacks?

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The ultimate hack for Sinco demil because you're gonna eat
spicy stuff. What you can really do to come back
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And hats, stacks of hats.

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Speaker 5 (21:29):
A poll asked people if they could pass a polygraph test.
Sixty seven percent said yes, eight percent said yes if
they were lying, and six percent said no.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I think I could pass a polygraph test, you guys,
I think, so.

Speaker 9 (21:41):
That's just a lie detector test, right, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
I kind of feel like those things would just make
me nervous, and then like, because I'm nervous, it's gonna
say I lie about everything.

Speaker 7 (21:50):
That'd be nervous. Like, I don't know, have.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
You done one for a job I did when I
before I worked at a record store. But I think
they do that in rebaild, well, I think I think
I think they wouldn't see if you're going to rob people.
But I mean the questions are kind of basic. They
just kind of ask you your name to get a baseline,
and then have you ever stolen anything? And if you haven't,
then you say no.

Speaker 8 (22:09):
When you're going to busy yeah, when I mean, I
went to school for criminal justice, So when my senior year,
they had like the FBI come in and they had
us do polygraph tests and stuff, but it was only
like three questions.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
Women in Michigan called for help because her house had
become overrun.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
By more than sixty five rabbits.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
She said she bought a couple for her kids and
couldn't stop them from breeding.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
They were in the drywall, eating the drywall over the place.

Speaker 9 (22:33):
Yeah, what an expensive pet.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Oh, now this is I'm gonna play. This is a
This is a very emotional.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Woman came up with a really sweet way to tell
her husband that she's able to donate a kidney to him.
He's been battling kidney disease for fourteen years. He loves
baseball cards, so she had him flip through a few
of the baseball cards and then one of them she
had a custom one slipped in. It was an image
of him with a message about how she just found
out that she was a match to give him a kidney.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Troup, Oh, very nice latinum presence.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
New York Yankees Clint Frasier, Who.

Speaker 10 (23:09):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Let's sad backs had a lot on his plate with
his healthy She's he's.

Speaker 9 (23:15):
Been striking out a lot.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
He was not sure how he was going to wind
up his Wifefather thinks he is a great pet.

Speaker 11 (23:19):
So she's decided to go to batmar Now see will
be a rookie recipient?

Speaker 7 (23:23):
Have today, sweet.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Eighteen wheeler hauling millions of dimes overturned the highway in Texas.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
They were everywhere dimes. Ever, officials had to collect them
all using the bare hands, vacuums and rakes.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
But there's a clip here that I like, first time
we've ever seen that happen.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
I just saw a truck fucked over. There's a lot
of dimes. That many dimes as well. That's mine boggery.

Speaker 13 (23:56):
I almost came out here with like a bucket so
I can fill it.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Up with some.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
That's a lot of dimes, eight hundred thousand dollars worth,
which just a lot, it's a whole semi full, I
mean full.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Nepaul might change the world. Just kind of throws me
off a little bit.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
But you cannot climb out Everest anymore unless you've already
scaled at least once.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Or done another mountain into the country. So I'm not
gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Then on your list with your hip the way it is, it's.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Not my hip is my back. My back has a
has a bone spur which is causing a pain in
my hip. This is right up there in the rich
Barro School for the second year in a row, a row.
A ten year old British boy has won a seagull
screeching championship, beating out his younger sister. This is him
making seagull sounds. Here is rich making a seagull sound

(24:56):
with his nose.

Speaker 8 (25:02):
Well, I can't believe that came out of your body nose.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
I'm very Italian life rich. Well, Cinco demayo is coming
up and you are gonna be eating something spicy. And
I know we've talked about this before where people say
you should drink milk. I have to you eat something spicy,
But no, that is not what you should do. In fact,
where are you gonna go? Were you just happen to
have a glass of milk around you? That's not gonna
work for you. So really the best thing if you

(25:28):
have it in your fridge yogurt. If you don't because
you're out, experts say the sinko DeMaio carrying around a
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the sugar in the candy the moleculars buying to the
spicy stuff and helps it remove it from your tongue.
So a little bit of candy bring it with you.
The sinko DeMaio. You can eat whatever spices you want
and you will thank us later. All those hacks are

(25:50):
up at John Jaynrich dot com. It's the John Jay
and Rich Radio program.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Two names, four hosts.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
And a whole lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
John Jay and Rich, John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Our phone number is eight seven seven nine three seven
one O four seven. You can call us any time
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You can text us anytime as well. You text JJR.
You have to say JJR else we won't get it.
I don't know why you have to say JJR. Then
whatever you want to say to number nine six eight

(26:26):
nine three. We got War of the Roses in less
than fifteen minutes. We got ice Cube tickets, and then
two hours from now we start giving away money, we
start paying your bills.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
So you gotta be listening, very simple. A lot of
stuff happening on the show at all times. All right.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
So if you don't know, Rich, what does your wife
do for a living besides running the Miss Arizona pageant?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
What if her ninety five jobs she owns a medi
spa and she was all excited, call.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
It meddispa medspa.

Speaker 9 (26:49):
Hers is a medi spa.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Okay, what's the difference.

Speaker 9 (26:52):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I don't know either.

Speaker 9 (26:53):
Hers is definitely a medi spat.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Meddi oh Meddi sounds like a cross between many petty
do they do manny petties.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
As far as I know, but they do facials and
you know all the stuff that has to do with
skin and all that. And she was all excited. She said,
I am so excited. I've heard the Kardashians talk about this,
and we have got ourselves some salmon DNA and I say,
salmon like the fish and she said, yes, haven't you
seen the Kardashians talk about it. She said, it's not expensive,

(27:21):
and when you put it on your face after you
have a procedure or something like that, she said, it's
like as good as doing like stem cells. It works,
it glows. And I guess her and the girls tried it.
They bought it and they tried it, and everybody was
really impressed with the way it looked. So I thought
about I asked, I've asked Kyle and Peyton about it yesterday,

(27:42):
and I think it was a mixed bag where Kyle's like,
I think the Kardashians talked about it being, you know,
like salmon, salmon.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Sperm sperm they have both, like Chloe and Kim have
both said they've done like salmon sperm facials, and it's like, what.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
So, why does that sound appealing?

Speaker 4 (27:59):
But then it's like online it says, then it's like
these products are better than botox in a bottle.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah, that's what they're they're they're all raving about. All
the girls that that work with her say it's amazing.
But I say, I didn't know that even salmon did that.
I didn't think that they made it that way. I
didn't think they had that ability to create sperm.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
I thought, why there creatures, creatures that produced.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
I just didn't know that was the way it worked.
And I didn't know that the DNA was that. I
thought it was just like you cut up some fish stick.
I don't know. I don't think I can get literally
heard about it for the first time of my whole life. Yesterday,
who's a salmon guy?

Speaker 5 (28:39):
She said, God's got a different fish, bring.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Him over here. I need to come to your house.
Maybe I misread it.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Fish.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
I know we're friends, but I have some bad, bad
complexion and my kids just close.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Your eyes so have either of you.

Speaker 8 (29:01):
No, I have not, but I have seen it, like
a bunch of the makeup gurus that I follow on TikTok.
There's this one girl, Mikayla Nogara, I think it's her name.
She has this like crazy Boston accent, but she swears
by it.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah, and Stacy says, it makes your face look like plump,
like as if you've done a treatment with figured that out.
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
A salmon by himself doing something and like, whoa, hey.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
I have no idea. It's so weird.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
And how many other animals do they try before they
got the salmon? Why? Fish? You think? Maybe you go
with a bear, you try some like mammal before you did.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
It, you know, you go to the fish. Oils maybe
good for your skins. So maybe I could see the Yeah,
but it's still it's like all the rage everybody's asking
for it. So I just wondered if you guys have
heard of it and tried it.

Speaker 9 (29:50):
I've heard of it, not tried it. I don't know
if i'd be interested.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
I think I would be willing to try it, Like
if it's working for everybody, I would definitely try.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
Let me know if it smells like fish, because if
it smells like fish, I'm not doing it.

Speaker 14 (30:03):
Actually temporary, you leave him alone.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Fish is like all tired drain out of laying on
the couch, can move. What happened, John j W. They
have good skiin.

Speaker 9 (30:25):
You need to just stop.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
You know, it is weird, Like how do they catch that?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I don't know, it's so weird. The fact that it
is even more than I thought it was just fish,
That there's more to it than that makes it even weirder.
But you mean, it's more to it than that, Like
it's it's it's the stuff. It's DNA, like.

Speaker 8 (30:42):
You probably took a salmon scale and made a facial
out of it.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
But you know the other day, you know, I'm trying
to get my steps right, and I was meeting this
new guy, a possible new friend for lunch a couple
of weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
And I did meet him for lunch and it was great.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
But I got there early, and I had and I
had like twenty minutes for lunch.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
So it was in this.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Restaurant and there's like a huge parking lot strip mall,
so I thought, let me get my steps in.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
At the time, my hip was just starting to hurt
my back.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
So I was limping everywhere, and I walked all the
way around the strip mall and there was a vitamin
shop and I need I'm out of fish oil.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
So I went in. I go, hey, uh, I look
at I couldn't find an officials. It's all vitamins. I'm like,
you do know, not official here. And the lady goes,
Fachi oil is terrible for you.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
It's not good for you. I don't use fish oil
all the mercury, That's what I said.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
I said. I go, said, what you need to do hempseed?

Speaker 5 (31:28):
And I'm like, what, Like, oh, I've heard about my
entire life is Omega three Mega.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Three fish oil? Like, nah, it's bad.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
And I'm looking at this woman and I'm like, okay,
I've never heard this before. And I'm like, is she
really a judge of good health? And she did look great, okay,
but I was still I don't know, I've never heard
that before. I've never not seen so I google what's
the best source of getting Omega Three's When I'm walking
out the out of the place, says hempseed.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Huh never heard it before.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
Huh isn't that annoying.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
I feel like almost every day I'm like scrolling through
and the reels come up, and it's like all the
things that you.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
Heard were really good for you are like whatever you do.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
It was like, literally just the other day, whatever you do,
don't eat kale.

Speaker 7 (32:07):
I'm like, why, I know?

Speaker 5 (32:10):
I don't like kale. And then when it comes to butter,
now they're telling you do grass fed butter. So I
got a bunch of grass fed butter, and I'm overdoing
it because I heard it's good. Figure Like, I took
a spoonful of butter. It taste so good.

Speaker 7 (32:20):
It's still butter.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
John Ja just did it to me this morning. When
we're talking about electrolytes, He's like, well, you can't use
the salt regular salt, oh.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
I said.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
The electrolyte companies, the way they sell against each other.
It's like there's a brand I really like called Lement.
I like, I drink that every day, but they get
their salt from the ocean. Ocean is the microplastics, right,
so you're gonna go ahead and use element, but then
you get a microplastic. And then I found this other
company called relighte R E l Yte and their own,
but they get their salt from the Red mid mines

(32:50):
in Salt Lake, and you talk right outside of Salt
Lake Red mid mines, and that's like pure salt, like
there's no chemicals, there's no bad stuff in it, but
it's not as salt these element te So that's kind
of where I was going. And then there's another company
and they said, well if you get they get their
salt from somewhere and it's got chemicals in it or something.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
So those are the way they sell against each other.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
So to me, I like the taste of element tee,
but I like the whole Redmond salt mind thing, do
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, And then I saw videos.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
I went search and video the Redman Salt mine and
it's like this really cool, like it's dark and you'd
like lick the wall.

Speaker 9 (33:25):
Lamps.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Yeah, pictures is a tunnel of all that.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Right, That's why I.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Want to go there into some fish, DNA and some salt.
You're really good to go.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
They have those salt rooms now in the spas, you know,
like those they have like salt rooms.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
When I was a kid growing up a Chandler, there
was always you know, farms around me. And I remember
I used to go out and where the cows were
and I go lick the rock? Why because they got
salt rock'd this.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
It was like the cows need salt, so they licked
it was this big white.

Speaker 7 (33:57):
Block and salt licks. That's what they're called.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Yeah, and I'd go and I was like, like, where.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
The girl because their tongues were all over that, John Jay,
that actually explains so much about your I know.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Eire's something that I forgot to get to. There's a
TV show I really like on Paramount Plus. It's called Mobland.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Right.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
In fact, you know that it was the number one
stream show last week. This is before you came out.
Was Ransom Canyon. It was number one. Number two was Mobland,
which is on Paramount Plus. And it's got Tom Hardy
and it's amazing and it's all done by Guy Ritchie,
Guy Richie. You just signed on to do Roadhouse two
awesome with Jake Gillenhall.

Speaker 9 (34:41):
We wait and saw that in theaters.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
That was a good And then Nick, this is for you.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Fans of a Goofy movie can now experience a three
hundred and sixty degree virtual reality power line concert.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Did you know that, and it looks awesome. It's like
from power.

Speaker 15 (35:00):
Line, like Backup Dance reviews the backs and Goofy and.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
At some point that they let the Goofy thing go. No,
it's not like it's Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I feel like that Goofy roller coaster at Disneyland. It's
legit scary.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
That's a good one. That's a good rollers.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Because it starts way up high.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
All right, it's Thursday. That means we're catching cheaters. We've
got War of the Roses. So hallie, good morning. What's
going on with you?

Speaker 10 (35:26):
I think that my boyfriend might be cheating on me
with his boss or starting some kind of relationship. Yeah,
it's definitely suspicious vibes.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
We're gonna tell you this case.

Speaker 7 (35:35):
We've got to take tain this gaze.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
All right, War the Roses, we take it. Starts next
with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 9 (35:45):
Lucky.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Not only do you need to know if they're cheating,
you deserve to know the truth. War of the Roses
right now with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
John Jay Rich, time for War of the Roses. So
how they thinks somebody could be cheating on her and
we're gonna hear her story We're gonna find out if
they are by offering them a dozen red roses, and
hopefully this person says to Halle Halle, good morning, Hi,
what's your story?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Who's cheating on you?

Speaker 10 (36:16):
I just think there's something going on with my boyfriend Joshua.
He so he has this job that's stressful, and like
he's been saying he's been going out late for meetings,
like there'll either be at the office or like it'll
be like a dinner meeting, and he's just barely checking

(36:40):
in with me on those meetings. And like, I mean,
at first, I was really understanding, but I try to
brush it off, you know, like not let it get
to me during the day. But I just feel like,
intuitively something is.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Up with him.

Speaker 10 (36:58):
And I think what really makes me suspicious is the
fact that he has a newly divorced boss and he
works very closely with her, and he's like always talking
about her, and it's like, I get it, you're excited,
and it's awesome that like she's a woman and you know,
she's like leading the way, but it's just like he's

(37:20):
way too familiar with her, and it's just so it
just sounds like they're having some kind of an affair.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Honestly, they say, you always hear about the one, the
other one. They'll always drop the name somewhere, even if
it's in a friend context. Really yeah, yeah, because guys
like got to they don't want to confess, but they
can't keep their mouth shut. So most people say that
you'll always hear about who he's cheating with, because you'll

(37:50):
hear their names. It's not always going to be somebody.

Speaker 10 (37:53):
I rather did that with his wife, honestly.

Speaker 12 (37:55):
Like, not well, the woman he's cheated on, and his
wife was like to me, he kept talking about her,
so I was like, okay, this is clearly and then
eventually it came out terrible.

Speaker 9 (38:05):
So it's totally aligning with what you've got going on then.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
But I would also assume if you're working and you're
gonna talk about your boss, you know what I mean,
you got to.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Talk about it.

Speaker 10 (38:15):
So that's I'm like, I can't confirm it, right because.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
I can tell you I am not having an affair
with Mark.

Speaker 7 (38:23):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
You don't really staying out late with him, and then
like you know, ignoring your wife while you're hanging out
all that part.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
So they ignoring you when you you said, so he's
at a dinner and he doesn't text you during the dinner,
right yeah, And.

Speaker 10 (38:35):
He's like, well, I don't want to be rude. I
don't want to seem like I'm you know, my phone's
pulling focus, right, Okay, he's always got something to say,
you know.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Okay, that is that is good business. Like when you're
at when I my new thing, not new I you're
trying to do for a while. When I go to
dinner or a meal with someone, I try to put
my phone away, not on the table, because I heard
that's rude.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
So I'll try to put it in my pocket.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
But then I think I'm gonna get cancer, so I
try to put it somewhere far away from me, underneath
the chair. But I will get up to go to
the bathroom, and when I go to the bathroom, I
grab my phone and then I will text my wife
and then she'll say I'll be like, hey, I'm just
thinking about you. I'm at dinner, and she's like, I
know I'm at dinner with you. No, no, but you know

(39:14):
what I'm saying. Like, so there's ways around it, you know,
Because I'm sure he had to give him key at
some point.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Well, he definitely has his reasons for saying that, but
you're also right to be suspicious because if it comes
up too much, which it sounds like it is, you're like, wait, wait,
talk to me about us, don't talk about somebody else.

Speaker 9 (39:31):
And she has that gut filling right.

Speaker 12 (39:33):
I don't need to hear this woman's mouth when we're
at Target on Sunday. I mean, I don't need to
hear this woman's name in his mouth, his mouth like that?

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Allright, Joshua, see who he sends the flowers to? Does
he send him to his wife, Hallie or his boss?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Will take a break, we'll come back and we'll see
who Joshua sends his flowers to.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Up this way, step that way.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Joji and Rich, we're in the middle war of the roses.
You got Hollie.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
She thinks her boyfriend Joshua is cheating on her with
his boss, who is newly divorced.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
And you know what they say about divorce women.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
What do they say?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
They're hot to trot, Hot to trot.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
They say in the nineteen twenties, that's right, she's hot
to trot.

Speaker 7 (40:23):
Hey inspired about Kentucky derby this weekend.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
So he's talking a lot about his boss and how
you just think something's up, especially when there when he's
at a company dinner or something and she's probably there
and he's not texting you or updating you on anything.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Right, so you're you you got all the reason to
be worried.

Speaker 10 (40:40):
Something definitely smells like trouble.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Okay, KYLEI are you ready?

Speaker 7 (40:45):
I'm ready?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Okay, let's call.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Hello, good morning.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
Is Joshua available?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
This is him?

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Oh perfect, It's kind of your lucky day. So hi,
josh wea. My name is Ada. I'm with a new company.
We're called JNR Flowers, and you've been chosen to be
a part of our social media campaign. I know you're thinking,
like what is going on here, but it's really cool
for you. You get to send our most romantic bouquet
for It's like a dozen red roses. You can send
them to anyone you want. It's totally free, and all

(41:23):
we kind of ask you return is that you post
about us on whichever social media platform you use the most,
so you're getting the word out about us, and then
you get to send our most romantic bouquet for free.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Okay, so you're like, you're like a local business. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Yeah, but we can send them pretty much anywhere, like
you know, we have contacts and ways to get it
wherever you need to go if it were out of
state or anything like that. But don't need any credit
card or any other personal information from you to get
this going. I am going to put a little car
where you just like attach it to the bouquet, and
that's where I tell people. You know, this is your
chance to personalize it. It is our pure passion bouquet.

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But you know, depending on the name ter of your relationship,
you may want to say something fun or flirty. Some
people get like dirty and stuff, but like you can
really just.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
Don't be shy, say whatever you like.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Give me the message on the card, and then we
can go like name, address, date and time that they'll
actually be delivered.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Oh, okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Could like I appreciate you more than you know.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
That's sweet, I appreciate you more than you know. Do
you want like a love Joshua at the end or
what kind of salutation?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
No, that's okay. I think the roses might might be
the might let them know.

Speaker 7 (42:46):
That's the vibe, you know, because you don't want to
sign your.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Name, maybe not love. You can just put my name.

Speaker 7 (42:52):
Okay, got it? And then who did you want me
to address this to?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Corean?

Speaker 9 (43:02):
Oh my, are you serious?

Speaker 10 (43:05):
Joshua?

Speaker 11 (43:07):
Are you being serious?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Aally? Wait, Hallie, listen, it's not what you think. Corean
is not just my boss. She's been helping me with
like the side project I've been working on. That's that's all.

Speaker 10 (43:26):
She's not just your boss. What the I don't understand
Why would you send her romantic flowers? What?

Speaker 7 (43:36):
Because she, like you know, helps you figure out how.

Speaker 10 (43:39):
To do back end work on a website and make
a spreadsheet.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
This is not what.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
It's not like that we've been spending time outside of work,
but like it's it's only because she's been mentoring me.
I'm like business stuff and like I've had all all
these ideas, so I've been like running by the buyer
and just she's been like really encouraging.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Joshua would on and tell you what, Joshua, you're on
the radio on the John Jay and Richard radio show.
Hollie thought you were cheating on her with your boss,
so she came to us to find out. Now, if
I go around the room. I mean, Kyle, you were
pretty just they're romantic roses. You were pretty good.

Speaker 7 (44:21):
Yeah, romantic roses.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Yeah, so you sent romantic passion roses to your boss
so you can understand how Hollie's feeling right now?

Speaker 10 (44:31):
Why didn't you send them to me? When's the last
time you sent me flowers? Do you mean I have
any idea how this feel?

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Like?

Speaker 10 (44:39):
What if I was gone every night, going to meetings,
not responding to my phone, not checking in with you,
and talking about some buss that had named Brian all
the time when we were buying sheets at Target, and
then you get.

Speaker 11 (44:50):
A call about setting flowers and.

Speaker 9 (44:53):
You don't pick me.

Speaker 11 (44:54):
How would you feel if the shoe was on the
other foot.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
I didn't, I didn't know was a loyalty test. I
just panicked. And when when for the person.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
That didn't sound panick has been helping me.

Speaker 8 (45:07):
No, you didn't sound panicked at all. And also like,
not only did you send the flowers to her? When
Kyle asked you if you wanted to put love you said,
I think that the flowers itself will send the message.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
That's she has every right to let.

Speaker 10 (45:21):
You up on that.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
I mean I don't want to make a big Why.

Speaker 7 (45:27):
Would you send your boss rose weird hr violation?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
And you know, if you are working on a side project,
that would be something you would be like, hey, we're
working on a side project. Your girlfriend would know about
it because you would have nothing to hide.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
You know what else too? I think you'd be like, hey,
this is great.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
I love the flowers, but I like to get something
less than roses because I'm working on a side project.
I want to send them to my boss. Do you
have chrysanthemums or something differently? You're him, you hear his motivation,
the boss.

Speaker 9 (45:57):
He got caught right, he is?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
He got caught right, He got caught.

Speaker 8 (45:59):
Yeah, you're busted, dude. I'm so sorry, Alix. I'm glad
that you're not married to him and that he's your
boyfriend so you can leave him.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Yeah, he got car.

Speaker 10 (46:09):
This is I'm he made it a secret. It's it's
you're not supposed to keep secrets from.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
People you like, I never left. It's like a birthday.

Speaker 10 (46:17):
Celebration, or maybe like a huge flower display. You're sending them,
then that would be a secret.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
He's got a lot of secrets. He's got a lot
of stuff. He's not telling you he got called.

Speaker 10 (46:31):
I mean, it's so difficult because I don't know here,
Like what do I do with all his in my house?

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Sell it, burn it, burn it all.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Well, I'm sorry to trouble.

Speaker 10 (46:42):
My mom told me that something was wrong with him.
I mean, he just he has communication problems to begin with.

Speaker 9 (46:48):
He was right. I'm sorry, girl, that's tough.

Speaker 10 (46:52):
It's fine.

Speaker 9 (46:54):
More hair for you.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
You are much better off without him.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
It hurts right now, but after you heal, you will
so glad to say goodbye.

Speaker 10 (47:02):
I just want him to say he's here, you know, Like,
why can't he just come out and say it? I
would respect him more.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Do you want to say that, Joshua?

Speaker 2 (47:11):
No?

Speaker 9 (47:14):
Well, I think you know you know so, Halle.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Sorry it turned out this way, Joshua. We're gonna let
you go. And by that, I mean we're speaking for
your boss. Today's your last day budget cuts.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Yeah, you got the.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
I did not expect this three my morning.

Speaker 10 (47:39):
I don't want to get off the phone. I'm really upset.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Okay, Halle, thank you. That's where the roses.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
It's John, Jay and Rich, Big big weekend, big day
on Saturday.

Speaker 9 (48:06):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
I've always wanted to go to the Kentucky Derby. I've
never gone to the Kentucky Derby. I probably I don't
know if I will ever go to the Kentucky Derby.
But like a couple of years ago, you guys remember
I went a little double date to Turf Paradise.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
That's as clothes as all get.

Speaker 9 (48:21):
You have the cute hat, right, it.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Was so fun.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Yes, it's fun to get like a fascinator and a
dress up and get into dress and Scott, my husband,
he doesn't ever want to do anything, so he was.

Speaker 7 (48:30):
Not thrilled about that.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
So I was like, it's Saturday, and like the last
few weeks whenever we've had a Saturday open, we have
friends of ours that have kids our same age and.

Speaker 7 (48:44):
We all hang out like it's just this thing we.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Do, right, and Saturday, we don't have any plans, and
so I'm like.

Speaker 7 (48:52):
Hmmm, I have a great idea in my head. I'm
planning at Kentucky Derby party.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Right, And yesterday I told Scott what was happening. I
was like, just so you know, Saturday night we're doing
a Kentucky Derby party.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
And he got so visibly irritated. He goes, what like,
who are you inviting to this thing? And I go everyone.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
And I did that on purpose because really, the only
people are the people we were gonna hang out with anyway.
It's like, it's not like a big giant party. We're
just like gonna dress up and have Kentucky Derby themed
food slash, maybe even beverages.

Speaker 7 (49:32):
Might try my hand in a mint Julip Scott like sermon,
so it would work.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
That's the drink I forgot.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
And so I did that on purpose because if he
thought a gajillion people were gonna be able at our
house and I just tell him it's just one family,
it would soften.

Speaker 7 (49:44):
The glow a little bit. So I told them.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
And then when the kids got home from school, I
was like, you guys, we're gonna do it. We're gonna
have a Kentucky Derby party on Saturday, and Easter goes,
I don't want to do that.

Speaker 7 (49:59):
I don't like the Derby. I you don't even know
what the Derby is.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
I know what the Derby.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
So what I did was I was like, Okay, I
got to get them psyched about this, because if they're
into it, like like, it's just gonna be more positive
vibes that way. So last night I googled what is
the best Kentucky Derby movie for kids? And apparently it's Secretariat.
So I find out that Secretariat, which I had never
seen before.

Speaker 7 (50:27):
No, I think that's Sea Biscuit.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Oh, that's a good Oneiscit.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Okay, So I was thinking Seabiscuit, and then when I
googled which one was the best for kids, Secretariat came up,
and so found out it's streaming like free if you
have Disney Plus. So I turn it on at dinner
time and the kids are like, what is this because
it's kind of an older movie, right, like the and
it's set back in the times when Secretariat was racing,
which was in the nineteen seventies, so it just looks older,

(50:54):
which you know with kids, that's sort of a gamble.
To my surprise, the kids were totally into this movie
and I had never seen it either. They kept asking
me all these questions. They were totally engaged in the movie,
and I'm like, I kept having to say, I don't know, I've.

Speaker 7 (51:08):
Never seen this movie either. I'm watching it for the
first time.

Speaker 9 (51:10):
With you guys.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Administrative.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
A secretary joke is made in the movie because because
in the movie, it's like this lady and her mother
passes away, and her mother and father have this horse farm,
and she she ends up believing in the horse farm
instead of just selling it off, and ends up raising Secretariat,
who is still known to this day as like the
most iconic prolific racehorse in the history of racing.

Speaker 7 (51:35):
Like still holds the record. It's a true story.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
This horse still holds the record at like he's the
he had the Triple Crown, but at the Derby he
won by thirty one horse length lost time, and that
distance of win has never happened again. So it was
like like we watched the movie and the end the movie,
Secretary wins the Derby and then wins the Triple Crown,
and like the kids are into it now. So then

(52:00):
she's like, I want to draw a betting board, and
so the kids are in the only one was not
in a Scott, but that's fine.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
That w ever happened.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
You said, Saturday night. Isn't in a daytime a race?
Isn't that race?

Speaker 7 (52:09):
Yeah, I said Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
And then Scott's like, we can't do it because the
race is well, like at three o'clock and I had
seen that it was at seven, but apparently that's Eastern time,
so I go, you know, that doesn't really matter.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
I just move the time that everyone comes over.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
By the way, Seabiscuit I remember, because I remember Sea
Biscuit won all these Academy Awards and I was like,
are you serious?

Speaker 3 (52:31):
And I went to watch it and it was freaking fantastic.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
Toby maguire, maybe that's when what we got to watch.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Really really good.

Speaker 9 (52:37):
I don't remember, like Spider Man, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
Yeah, like it's a rocky movie, like you're at the
I remember being like standing up going go like something
like that. You know, But anyway, do you remember do
you know any of the names of the horses in
the race?

Speaker 3 (52:48):
This this wey?

Speaker 7 (52:49):
Do you know the number one favorite to win the race?

Speaker 4 (52:52):
The horse's name is Journalism, And then there's another one
that they think could beat him, called something Gambit. And
then it's funny because Addie was doing betting board and
she was riding out all the names of the horses,
and she loves horses. She had a horse ride once
and that horse apparently was named Sandman. And there is
a horse named Sandman in the.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Well I have a list.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
I put together a game for the Kentucky Derby and
a game for you because a lot of the horses
names are funny and very interesting names. So I'm gonna
go back and forth. This game is called horse or hooker.

Speaker 7 (53:31):
Oh my gosh, okay, this is he the.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Name of a horse that's been in the Kentucky Derby
or a hooker.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
That sounds sounds like a fun game for your party.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Example Kyle Classy Bridget.

Speaker 7 (53:43):
I'm gonna go horse.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
It is a horse. Peyton, Queen Goddess.

Speaker 9 (53:47):
I'm gonna go hooker.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
It's a horse.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Rich Voodoo Lily is a horse.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
It's a horse.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Kyle Foxy Lady Horse the horse, Peyton riding Miss Daisy.

Speaker 9 (54:01):
I'm going with a horse.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
It's a horse. Rich Cinnamon Pearl.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
That is a hooker.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
That is a hooker, Thank you, thank you. Kyle rock
Hard ten horse horse. It is a horse. Peyton, mister Frisky.

Speaker 9 (54:26):
I'm going with horse.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
It is a horse.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Rich Cowboy, cow Cowboy cow horse horse, Kyle Naughty Robin Hooker, Hooker,
Peyton Destiny Diva.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
I'm going hooker, hooker, Rich.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Winnie Houston horse Horse, Kyle Hey Girl hey, horse horse,
Peyton horse or hooker pasture bedtime.

Speaker 9 (55:00):
That's funny. I'm going horse.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
It's a horse, rich hoofhearted, hoof hearted, of course, that's
a horse.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Kyle, Yes, lady hunks horse. It is a hooker.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
How are we doing better at this game than any other?

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Peyton Candy Diamond.

Speaker 9 (55:21):
Oh geez, I'm going horse.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
It's a hooker.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
You knew it was a hooker.

Speaker 9 (55:26):
I wanted it to be a horse, though.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
Rich tricky tricksy, Ah, that is a hooker. That is
a horse, Kyle angel of Envy.

Speaker 15 (55:40):
Horse hookers, Peyton rider jack horse hooker what rich Lusty
Gray Lusty Gray hooker hooker.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Kyle Daddy long legs horse horse, Peyton magnum moon hooker horse.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Rich Sir gallops a lot, Sir gallops, a lot is
a horse. Yeah, you're right, and.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
That's my father.

Speaker 9 (56:10):
Horser hooker.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
You guys horse hooker. You we got some entertainment news
going down. Nick Cannon, Megan the Stallion Kanye.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
I think it was a big surprise to Kanye, Like,
my son Dutch is a Kanye fan and I text
him this morning. He was like what and He's like,
I'll investigate I'll get back to you.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
We'll get some of that stuff next. John Jy and
Rich Up.

Speaker 15 (56:38):
Get up is John Jay and Rich John Jane Rich.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
I was telling you that Kanye an album.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
Got released last night, like in the middle of the night,
and it's a it's a it's called don to two.
A lot of controversy behind it. People try to get
yanked off the shelves or off.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
The shells offline. My son Dutch is beside himself right now.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Yeah, Kanye just doesn't have He's not short of headlines, right,
so he actually caused a bigger headline like okay, okay,
people want.

Speaker 7 (57:10):
To get his music off the internet.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
But when he does a live stream last night and
he starts going off about his custody battle with Kim
Kardashian in like an unhinged, very Kanye esque rant.

Speaker 7 (57:21):
Now I will say I have audio.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
From the rant, but Kanye was wearing one of his
like masks that looks like he's wearing a nylon like
covers her entire face. So you have to listen very
closely to get what he's actually saying. But he's complaining
about how he's not with his kids.

Speaker 7 (57:36):
He wants to go get him. He's lawyering up.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
It's so important to me.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
He loves and brought him everything to him.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Oh go dick these kids. Man, I'm gonna go get
these kids.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
Bro on top of to the lawyers these to get
us to that.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
My kids like here, it be okay.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
I'm not here to be worse.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
And as a lead, I'm saying, how's.

Speaker 16 (57:59):
Supposed to lead.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Quickly to continue what we're doing.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
It's kind of sad what's going, like, Honye, we want
to you know, people want to know what exactly you're saying.

Speaker 7 (58:14):
It's really hard to understand when you've got the little matter.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
He went on to complain about his celebrity friends that
have not had his back in this whole situation, in
this and that.

Speaker 7 (58:21):
But if you're not interested.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
In downloading any of the new Dawn to two songs,
I will say Tomorrow Selena Gomez and Bennie Blanco are
releasing the deluxe edition of I Said I Love You
First on it. There's like new collaborations. Glorilla is going
to be on there. It's going to be pretty awesome.
There was kind of a crazy room about Selena Gomez
that she unfollowed a friend of hers, because Bennie Blanco

(58:43):
had subscribed to this friend's OnlyFans page, and then she
had this friend had I guess posted something of herself
over at Benny's house, like having dinner with him alone
or something, and so unfollowed from Selena Gomez. But besides
that rumor, it seems to be okay hey with Selena
and Benny, because she just did an interview where she
kind of like admitted, you know, wedding plans are still

(59:05):
in full force, They're still they're still solid.

Speaker 7 (59:08):
Have you chosen the music?

Speaker 9 (59:09):
Few first sumps?

Speaker 17 (59:10):
I don't think we're looking at having one of those
because they're a little be shy. I feel embarrassed. I
will have a special dance with my pop Bom my grandfather,
and he's my mom's father. He never got a chance
to walk my mom down the aisle, because good for
my mom, she decided to go to Vegas and be
like oooh, and she's still been with them ever since

(59:32):
they were like twenty six.

Speaker 9 (59:35):
That'll be fun at the wedding.

Speaker 8 (59:36):
I hope she does decide to do the dance with
Benny Blocka because I feel like the videos of that
would like go so viral, amazing and.

Speaker 9 (59:42):
Be so fun to watch. But I'm really excited.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
Have you guys seen that Megan the Stallion is opening
up her own Popeyes?

Speaker 7 (59:48):
So it's so good.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
You had to pickle Popeyes yet?

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (59:51):
I have, I have, But Megi's about to open up
her own Popeyes and I'm pumped.

Speaker 13 (59:56):
Okay, so's today we are visiting mom Papa's.

Speaker 10 (01:00:01):
It's just bones, but in a few months, it'll be
chickens right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
In the back.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
See, everybody want you hoping you're gonna come make some chicken.
I'm gonna come make some dreams really do come true.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
You know. It's like all these artists they make tequila,
they make alcohol, or they get into restaurants because you know,
Drake's got Dave's Hot Chicken, right, and then Shaq's got
Shack's Big Chicken yep.

Speaker 8 (01:00:22):
And then post Malone has canes. He has his own
cane store in Dallas, which is cool.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
He does I know he partnered with Canes for like something.
I know he had his own.

Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
Yeah, so all really good exciting things for them, but
not so exciting things did he We have his trial
coming up here pretty soon, and there was something that
just came out that Diddy when he goes to his trial,
he's going to be able to wear nice clothes. He's
gonna be able to wear suit. He's not gonna have
to wear his jail outfit, which I'm like, hmm, I
feel like we should see him for the monster that
he is.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
That's just my I too, but and I'm so bummed
that it's not going to be like televised.

Speaker 9 (01:00:56):
I know, but I get it, but also we want
to see that.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Yeah, Joeline, good morning, Thank you for holding.

Speaker 13 (01:01:07):
Good morning, You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
What's going on? How can we help you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:01:11):
Well, you know, I was basically calling because I'm literally
just dying of secondhand embarrassment and I don't really know
who to.

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
Talk to you about.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
Well, I think you've come to the right place, really
good at firsthand embarrassment.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
All right, already.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Yeah, So I went to.

Speaker 13 (01:01:29):
Get my blood drawn and got some blood tests done,
and basically the phlebottomus comes up to me and says,
I'm ready to take your blood in what I thought
was a full on Dracula voice, you know, thinking that
she was being funny, and so I immediately was.

Speaker 10 (01:01:49):
Like, uh, I'm going to be you know, and I
kid you not.

Speaker 13 (01:01:56):
She just stared at me and like its completely serious
because that's actually.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Her voice, Like she was like a Romanian phlebotomist.

Speaker 13 (01:02:07):
Yes, she literally was like I don't understand what you're doing.
And I was like, oh crap, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
The whole thing was bad.

Speaker 13 (01:02:17):
It got worked on as she was talking, and I
realized like, oh no, so I had just wanted to disappear, and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
I needed to share that.

Speaker 10 (01:02:28):
In moments where where you just like can't recover from
anything because he is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
I have this friend of mine.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
She is one hundred percent Korean, but she's born and
raised here, okay, And she was on a flight and.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
She she didn't know she was pregnant at the time, but.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
She found she passed out and she you know, she
finds out lad it's because she was pregnant. But she's
on a flight and she passed out a little bit
really quick, and she when she came to the flight
attendant was like, ma'am, ma'am, do you speak English?

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
Oh my god, ma'am.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
And she waits She's like, yes, I speaking Lasia. I'm
from Jersey.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
That's exactly how that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
She could go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Yeah, what do you do your track?

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Yeah, there's no recovering, Yeah, just a slowly walk away.

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
Also, the bottoman should work on her intro line. Somebody
at the workplace should be like, hey man, since you
got that thing, as you might want to not say,
are you ready? Can I take your blood?

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Keep telling me?

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
She said, like you need to come down.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
I need to get to the blood.

Speaker 13 (01:03:33):
And I was just dying.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
I was shaking. She's like, you must have shaking. It's terrible.
She's like, I'll be right back in ten seconds. One.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Oh my god, that's kind of amazing though, that that
happened to you. You've got a story forever now.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
I just don't. I can't ever go back to that office.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
I go back every time because it's so great.

Speaker 10 (01:04:02):
I'll try to.

Speaker 9 (01:04:02):
Plant a recorder and see if he gets near it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
We'll have a great day. And thank you so much
for making a smile today.

Speaker 13 (01:04:09):
Oh my god, thank you for letting me get that
off my chest.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
I'm dying over here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
I have a great day, and thanks you too.

Speaker 16 (01:04:15):
It's John Jay and Rich John Jay and Rich. A
couple of text messages.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
You text JJR whatever you want to say to the
number nine six eight nine three.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Hey, John J. Richard.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
You know that Penn Bagley who's Joe Goldberg and you
was also on Gossip Girl as Dan Humphrey. Yes, in fact,
we talk about that in our afterwards podcast. We'll be
dropping shortly today. We'll get into us I have some
issues with you season five. We'll get into that. Here's
a five too oh number of John J. Richie, also
entertaining and funny. Thank you so much for making my morning.

(01:04:55):
Thank you for listening. Here's a five oh three number,
John J. Rich It's not it's element not element.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
T excuse me?

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Really?

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
Yeah, John Davids listening to the podcast and remembering a
couple of years back when John Jay would go to
bed at ten thirty or eleven. Now he goes to
bed earlier. I'm so proud. I didn't know how you
functioned back then. I know John Jay and rich rich
answers the horse or hooker questions with so much confidence.
It's like he knows all the hookers in the world. Oh,

(01:05:31):
we got we got a text with Stephanie. Hi, Steffie,
what's your text?

Speaker 11 (01:05:35):
Hey, and I just texted about I've been.

Speaker 17 (01:05:41):
Stalking your guys's blind for four days. Trying to get
those Bark Crawl passes.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
You want to go to the Bark Crawl so bad
done deal, We'll look.

Speaker 11 (01:05:51):
You up really yeah, Oh my god, you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
I love you said so much.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Thank you, Stephanie. Hold on, hold on, okay, we'll set
you up. Can you set her up? Thanks? Nickley can
come by and pick up. He'll pick up on the
way the bar. Call hold on. Very cool. Uh okay.
So there's a lot of talk about we're gonna have to.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
Do a photo shoot coming up for the show, and
Kyle has a rule six weeks of exercise before we
do the photo shoot. So let's go around with everyone
working out.

Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
I am not.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
Even though I do believe did we actually set a date?

Speaker 7 (01:06:30):
And actual Richie text first?

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
He said it went up way way way the fares.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
He was like, how about how about May? Second, We're
like whoa, whoa, whoa, So yeah, you said to date
and I have been meaning to work out. I know
that I want to work out, except the problem is
if I start working out more, I'm gonna have to
shower more. And that's annoying because I can't fit a
shower into my schedule right now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
That's a busy person.

Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
I can't fit more. I should say I can't fit
more showers into the schedule. I do shower.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
How many how many days?

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
But like because we've got like like kids sports almost
every night, Like right now, it's like I'm showering Sunday
and Thursday, and that's like mostly whenever I can get in.
If I start working out on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, like
I'm just gonna stink, this stink and it's not gonna
be worth Like, so.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Now I'm like shower on Monday, and that's well, usually those.

Speaker 7 (01:07:26):
Are the only days where we don't have like kids.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Sports stuff, So I know that's probably the only day
that I'm I don't want to sacrifice sleep, like if
I if I end up like.

Speaker 7 (01:07:36):
Waking up earlier during the week.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Before work to shower, like I had to wake up
a whole almost hour earlier because it's like half hour
to shower and then half hour to dry my hair.
Like it's just too much time. It's a whole process,
the showering. So that is why I haven't worked out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
So by the way we can coast, we need a contest.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
We're gonna play a game eight seven seven nine three seven,
one oh four seven.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
We got ice tickets on the line, not payt Where
are you on the working out?

Speaker 8 (01:08:02):
I'm working out right now. I'm working out. I'm doing
my little hot works workouts, which has been good, and
I've been pretty consistent. I shower every day. Yes, I
don't know how Kyle.

Speaker 9 (01:08:12):
You don't every day.

Speaker 8 (01:08:13):
But I'm actually kind of excited. Have you guys heard
of this thing. It's called high Rocks. It's like a
tour kind of that you go around and you like
get with like a friend and you train together and
then you do these workout things and you race.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
Oh yes, yes, it's hydrox right or something.

Speaker 9 (01:08:29):
I thought it was like, I thought that, I know
it is my r o X.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
I think as what, well, maybe I typed in hydros
because I looked at it because it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Was a tour. Yeah, it comes.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
It's like it's like the guy we had in here,
the Spartan like Spartan race yes, yes, and you gotta
do the rolling machine and you got to do yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
The guy whose house I went to in Atlanta, Jesse. It'sler.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
He just did that the other day. I watched him
do it with with a group of people.

Speaker 9 (01:08:51):
Oh, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 8 (01:08:52):
Two people Like one of my best friends, Kelsey, she's
like totally in her fitness journey right now. She shredded
and I was like, maybe if I get in shape,
we should do this. So now we're like kind of planning,
maybe we're going to do this High Rocks tour and
I'll be ready for our photo shoot in six weeks.

Speaker 9 (01:09:05):
We'll see.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Are they coming here at High Rocks Space?

Speaker 9 (01:09:07):
I think so, yeah, they come here pretty soon.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:09:09):
We haven't done a lot of research on it. I'm
kind of scared of it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
It seems kind of doable, not that I'm not. I'm
not gonna say you can do it, but when I
have seen the videos, it's like you're on a road machine.
I can do the road machine. Then there's a thing
where they do the they do what's this thing they
pulled down?

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
They're gonna pull down pulled the spartan.

Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
Race inside a gym.

Speaker 9 (01:09:23):
Yeah, yeah, and you like move to the next one.

Speaker 8 (01:09:26):
And it's a race like you're racing and you have
a partner who's like motivating you and pushing you to
do all these things.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
But do you get their points? Like is it the
best score overall wins with your friends.

Speaker 9 (01:09:34):
Oh, I haven't done.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
So if you picked Chelsea, she's crushing it. If you
don't crush it as much, you could still win.

Speaker 9 (01:09:39):
I think. So what I can like piggyback off of
her success.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
Okay, I don't hate that. Let me go another quick thing.
Did you shower today?

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Peyton?

Speaker 9 (01:09:46):
I didn't shower today?

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
You did not shower today.

Speaker 9 (01:09:48):
I'm going to shower later.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Which did you shower today?

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
I did?

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
How did you shower today?

Speaker 7 (01:09:53):
I showered last night.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Did you shower today?

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
I did not?

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Neither, Tod. That's okay, Rich, you're the outlier.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
I know daily, probably twice a day.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
It's too la.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Wednesday heard his leg and couldn't go to his baseball game,
so I had an early shower, opened up the door.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
So are you still do you want me to push
back the photos more because of the shower.

Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
Just keep the day and I'll figure it out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
Maybe the photo shoot could be the shower.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
You know what, though, I have started like eating a
lot better, So I felt like that was the first step.

Speaker 7 (01:10:26):
Because abs are made in the kitchen.

Speaker 9 (01:10:27):
Yeah, that's a big part of it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Hey, Crystal's ar chitested. Good morning, Crystal.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
Okay, we're gonna play games time.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
Okay, Crystal, this is a fun game. Hopefully every single
one of you have your creative hats on, because you
got to be quick to win this game. I will
le John j Richard Payton go before you give you
a feel for the game, so we'll give you a.

Speaker 7 (01:10:48):
Leg up on the competition. We begin with you, John Jay.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Katie Perry recently quote unquote went to space address the
online haters by saying, Wow, people are vicious.

Speaker 7 (01:10:58):
Can't you just be happy for me? Least I'm alive,
John Jay.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
You've got ten seconds to name as many things as
you can that can backfire.

Speaker 18 (01:11:07):
Go relationship, cars, stoves, funny jokes, speaking in public, marriage, golfing, baseball.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
Okay, a pretty decent start. Rich The Kentucky Derby is Saturday.
Ten seconds on the clock for you to name as
many things as you can that are related to horses
in any way, shape or form.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Go apples because horses like apples, brushes, tails, horse feathers,
horse glue. People make glue, horsepower from cars, the Mustang.

Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
Pretty good, pretty good start for you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:46):
I like how you're trying to prevent the argument. So
you're giving the answer and why you take that and
wasting time.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Apples like apples, chill do.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
We're not fighting you, okay, Payton Europe. So Travis Kelce's
barber said the internet is wrong about Travis Kelsey getting
a hair transplant.

Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
So Peyton, you've got.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
Ten seconds on the clock to name as many possible
rumors you could see coming out about Taylor Swift and
Travis kelcey go that they're.

Speaker 8 (01:12:17):
Having a baby, that they broke up, that Taylor rob Travis,
that Travis hates Taylor, that Taylor hates Travis.

Speaker 9 (01:12:23):
Taylor's mom doesn't like Travis, that Travias' mom is like Taylor.
Very good.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Okay, you've got a good idea for how the game goes, Crystal.

Speaker 7 (01:12:33):
It is your turn.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Visa and MasterCard announced AI shopping tools that will just
go buy whatever you need for you. So, Crystal, there's
ten seconds on the clock for you to name as
many things as you can that you.

Speaker 7 (01:12:47):
Would maybe like your credit card to buy for you.

Speaker 9 (01:12:49):
Ready, go a boo drop card.

Speaker 11 (01:12:54):
Us per SE's my cake the house.

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
Wow. Okay, a really good start for you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
After round one, John Jay and Crystal are tied for
the lead, so we move in around two.

Speaker 7 (01:13:10):
John J.

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
Pedro Pascalis, Hollywood's favorite new cool dad thanks to the
Mandalorian and the last of us. Ten seconds for you,
John Jay, to name as many fictional dads in movies
and TVs that you can.

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
Go, Tony Soprano, Bill Cosby, Peter Griffin, Mike Brady, the
dad from Family Matters, Michael Keaton.

Speaker 7 (01:13:34):
Okay, a decent go at Round two for you, Richard,
over to you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
So they announced a Desperate Housewives reboot is being produced
by Kerry Washington.

Speaker 7 (01:13:46):
So rich please name as many moves that people make
that could be considered desperate. You've got ten seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Go a pickup line, running to somebody with your car,
bumping into somebody at the grocery store, falling over somebody
at the bar, uh, trying to buy some dinner, to restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
It's pretty good, really really good, rich Peyton, unto you,
Beyonce kicked off her Cowboy Carter tour featuring her two daughters,
So Peyton, you've got ten seconds to name as many
adorable celebrity kids that you can go.

Speaker 8 (01:14:20):
Roomy Carter, Sir, Carter Blue, Ivy Carter Apple. Oh my gosh,
why my brain fart A Saint.

Speaker 9 (01:14:29):
Chicago. Why did I forget the Kardashian.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Kid that you are gonna like blow everyone out of
the way.

Speaker 17 (01:14:35):
I do that?

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
I thought we said apple because apples like horses.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Okay, So Crystal, this could be very easy for you
to pull into the lead to win Pop ten Today.
So KFC announced they are bringing back chicken and waffles
after five years. Ten seconds is on the clock, Crystal
for you to name as many delicious food combos that
you can. You're gonna get a point for each answer

(01:15:03):
as long as it's a combo.

Speaker 7 (01:15:04):
Ready go.

Speaker 11 (01:15:07):
Kicken and right, ticket and horn kicking and potatoes, potatoes
and corn.

Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
That is good enough for the wind, Crystal.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Hold on the live.

Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
We're gonna set you up Kyble's code of three days
you need to know, I'll tell you.

Speaker 7 (01:15:28):
The color that your dog prefers. Next with John Jaye Rich.

Speaker 13 (01:15:34):
John Jayne Rich are live on the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
It's John jay and Rich.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
A new couple's podcast drops on Sunday at ten am,
and he's with producer Nick and his wife Kate Caitlin
and you're probably gonna go wait a minute, Are Nick
and Grant married to the same woman?

Speaker 7 (01:15:50):
Yes, no, different women, same name.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
Are three things we need to know.

Speaker 7 (01:15:55):
Thanks John Jay.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
Turns out your dog has a favorite color. Studies have
found that dogs see the world in shades of yellow, gray,
and blue, similar to some colorblind humans.

Speaker 7 (01:16:06):
For their limited range.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Of perceived colors, dogs actually tend to strongly prefer yellow.
But if you look at a lot of the dog toys,
a lot of them are red, and they're like, why
And that's mostly for humans because the red stands out
to you at the store, so you buy it, But
just know your dog wants the yellow one.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
How do they know that the dogs only see certain colors?

Speaker 17 (01:16:26):
I know?

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
How do they know?

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
I know?

Speaker 7 (01:16:27):
I don't know how crazy figure this out?

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
This actually is for the Grants and Nix of the world.
If you love yourself some WWE, I mean, there's a
bunch of you out there. It's number one on Netflix
every time Monday Night Rock comes out, right, fans are
actually slamming the WWE, calling the wrestling company greedy for
its Summer Slam ticket prices.

Speaker 7 (01:16:49):
Check this out.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
There is premium tickets available for this two night event
at MetLife Stadium for forty thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
This is not the Super super Ball. This is Summer Slam.
Granted it is the VIP section.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
You're in the front row, blah blah blah, But like
fans are going this is not even realistic, Like you
need to make these tickets available and like accessible to
us normal people, because who do just as forty thousand
dollars laying around to go to Summer Slam.

Speaker 9 (01:17:18):
Not very many people.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
Yeah, general tickets haven't gone on sale yet, so maybe
those will be a little more pleasing to the fans.

Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
This is interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
Being bougie just got a little bit easier because Sax
Fifth Avenue is launching a storefront on Amazon called Sax
on Amazon instead of Sex.

Speaker 7 (01:17:39):
On Fifth Avenue, It's Sex on Amazon.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
It's gonna sell all its high end designer products, lusury
luxury goods and whatnot. Your dull chagabana, you're Stella McCartney,
all your good stuff that you can get at Sex
fifth Avenue now very easily on Amazon, which is kind
of cool because you know, like I feel like I
usually tend to go to Amazon because I know that
I'm going to be able to get stuff shipped to
me quicker than probably a regular department store. Right, if
I can find on Amazon and get two day shipping

(01:18:04):
rather than they're three to five shipping that sometimes it
isn't even.

Speaker 7 (01:18:07):
Free, I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
So but it's just to me very interesting that like
a high end store like SAX is like, we're going
on Amazon. But it's happening, and I'm sure that this
is going to start a trend and all of the
high end department stores are going to end up doing
this as well.

Speaker 7 (01:18:20):
And that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
My son Jake is starting an internship with McCarthy the
building company. Right. It's really cool, and he obviously needs
clothes because all he does is worth the same T
shirt every day. So Blake texts me to the day
or she called me. She goes, I'm going with Jake.
We're going to Sacks. And I was like, whoa, only
the kid needs sacks.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Yeah, and she's like, we're going to sacks to get
a sandwich. It's the sacks that sandwich stores, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
But I was like, oh, you're going to go buy
him fringing Bulchi Gabana chill out.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
He needs Miller's outposts.

Speaker 7 (01:18:56):
A turkey, Sammy.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
Yeah, here's a quick text, real quick sumber. He text
jj R or whatever you want to say to nine
six eight, nine and three. And I read it and
I thought it was about Peyton. I was like, Oh,
it's so nice. But then I read it again.

Speaker 9 (01:19:08):
Is it not very nice?

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
No, it's nice, but I.

Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
Just read it wrong, it says John y Ridge, a
longtime listener, first time text her listening one week behind
on the podcast. How is it that no one agreed
with Kadeem when he told Peyton that she gives love
type vibes? And I thought love, Like, oh I love you.
But she goes on to say she's totally love. She
wants to wear his skin, she wants to wear him
like a coat. If that's not obsessed like love, I

(01:19:32):
don't know what is. I think she's talking about love
from you we talk about Yeah, yeah, I know, but
reading I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
What I was saying was that I was reading it
she was Peyton give vibes. Oh she does.

Speaker 9 (01:19:44):
I'm crazy she does.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
She is psycho.

Speaker 9 (01:19:48):
But it's just because I just love him so much,
you know,
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