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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Morgan. Hey, good Morgan, Good Morgan. What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Okay, So, and then this like weird situation and I
need advice on what to do. I hear you guys
do that.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, we try to give advice. I mean we're not professional,
but you can give you advice.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, let's hear it. So I like block my cat.
She's like one of those weird ocats that like loves
a harness and like a leash or whatever. And while
we're out the other day, I'm drinking my coffee outside,
she's like on a leash.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Sitting next to me, like on the like ground and
another family's game and sat right next to us at
another table, and I guess my cat got off hold
of this like little plush toy.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
It was on like one of those kids backpacks or whatever.
She only had it for like a few seconds before
I realized it and like handed it back to the parents,
but they refused to take it because a cat touched it.
And I was like, okay, I'll, like, you know, replace it.
Sorry about that for like the link for the toy
or whatever. And when they started over, it was one
(01:04):
of those like goofy rare laboou plushy things that you
can only get on resale for like one hundred and
fifty bucks. So I was like, uh, I'll like get
the toy profresionally cleaned or whatever and turn it because
it wasn't like damaged or whatever. But now they're like,
you're inconsiderate.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I need to buy them a new one, and like,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I just like reely kind of torn or whatever, because
like obviously it's my fault because my cat did like
get her paws on it and touch it. But I
just like don't feel like I didn't have to pay
that much when like the original one was not ruined.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Was did you say this is like at a restaurant.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
You said, coffee shop?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, okay, I mean they they sat there, they saw
the cat. I mean they should have moved the toy.
I'm assuming that the kid that they have is allergic
to cast That's.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
What I was probably, Yeah, the reason they'd probably freak out.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I was talking to a friend of mine who's allergic
to cats, and he was telling me when he started
his business, he used to be a carpet cleaner and
he would have to go in he was he's a
one man carpet show, and he would go into some
apartments ahead cats and he'd start wheezing. He was so
allergicate you couldn't even but he had to get the
job done, so I know how serious that allergy is.
So if your kid is allergic, then at the same
(02:13):
time they probably should have been there's a cat there,
Let me get the Lululemon whatever the what's it called? Yeah,
but lemon toys are really I would stop talking to
him and don't go to that coffee shop anymore. You
would just avoid him, Yeah, I would. I would avoid
I run from all my problems.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
You were If you were in a courtroom, how would
you admit that? How would they go? Would they file
against you?
Speaker 7 (02:34):
Morgan? Do you think they'd make you pay for the
La Boo Boo?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I think offering to get it professionally cleaned is really
nice of you. I mean, the the labuobo wasn't ruined.
If there's an allergy, cleaning it would would help. I
think that would be the solution over buying a new one.
I think you could be like, hey, I really want
to reconcile this situation. But I would just be like,
that's not in my budget right now to pay however much.
The stupid labooos are like, this is to.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Get you offered to get it clean. That legally, I
bet you. Any judge would be that's fine. It wasn't ruined,
It wasn't a ruined Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
I think they'd say, yeah, she offered to get a
clean that's that's what you get.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
And plus, if there was an allergy, you would think
that the parent would say, my kid's allergic.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
You know here there? Yeah, we're not right there. Maybe
be aware of your surrounding.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, the judge would be like, why you sitting next
to a weirdo that has a cat in a harness?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Mortgan didn't think that was funny.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
People don't have a good sense of human No, they're not.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Funny about that.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
It's weird. I know he was kind of cute.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I have a friend of mine. He's got a Bengal cat.
You ever heard of those?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You ever heard a Bengal cat? Like huge? Your mom
has one? A Bengal cat? Is it is kind of big?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Like it looks like a snow leopard and has like
bright blue eyes?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Does it? Does it not drink water?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
It drinks water?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh, his, He says, the breed doesn't drink water, and
he has to feed him wet food because they left
out in the wild. They get their food from fish,
they get their water from fish. So he has to
have this special food for they had to eat because
it doesn't drink water. And so I thought that was
so interesting. And he plays catch with it like a dog.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Hilarious, right you No, Aspen doesn't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Are you sure, Bangle?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Are you sure? I am sure. Haven't you ever seen
a picture of her?
Speaker 7 (04:14):
No, I want to see beautiful.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I love cats, and they're bigger than normal all cats.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Yeah, but she's like a run she's not.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
She's not a Bengal.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Then, yes, and.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
They have the big ear. It's like the bigger ears.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
She drinks water, she's not a Bengal. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Okay, Marian, dish your cat drink water.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yes, you guys are so weird.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
I know we're weird. You've got a cat on a leash.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I have a little boo boo problem. I just need
help with things.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I say washing, just offer to wash it, and then
if they decline, then you're just like, well, I'm sorry,
you're gonna have to deal with it on your own
then totally okay.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I have a great day. Thank you for calling to us.
I hope we gave you the right advice Kyle.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Did.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Sometimes I just.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Can't John Jaye Rich, We've got a text here. I
want to call them. I specifically want to call this
person live on the air because they have a small
complaint about our show. Yeah, yeah, hello, Hello, y Hi, Hey,
(05:38):
it's John Jay and Rich. Cond about your text? Oh hi, Hi,
what's your name?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Joseph?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Joseph? So could we go over your text real quick? Yeah,
certainly you have a small complaint. Yeah, go on.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
It was just about when you dial phone numbers on air, like.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You like you just did. Yeah, Well, what's your the
way it?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Oh? I mean it's totally fine, But just certain people,
myself included, we can recognize that each number that you
press is set to a different tone, and so we
can actually figure out what numbers you are calling. So
I was just like, maybe you just don't do it live.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
On the air.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I try to call those numbers that you guys are calling.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Always wondered about that, always wondered.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
About let's just say that you're listening. You you Joseph
you're hearing me call somebody on the air, and you
hear the dial tones you said you have. You're the
kind of person that pays attention to that. So what
are you going to do? Are you going to call
this person up and go kill them? Like? What? Like?
Like like that's what I'm saying, Like what so? So
if you have if I called up a person that
that texted me on the air, why would you call them?
(06:51):
What would you do? Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I mean me personally, I wouldn't because I don't really care.
But some people will just use it for like prank
calls or whatever else.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
I guess that's true.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
It's like a privacy issue.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Possibly, Well maybe we could.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Maybe we can just like eliminate part of that audio
so you can't complete the you know, you don't really
hear the first part of the number.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
He says, Please consider never dialing live while it is
a lost art probably these days, that's true.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
You're right there now.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
How upset would you be if I told you that
I just dialed you live on the air.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Oh, I'm not upset at all.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Good, But you get prank calls anyway?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
No, No, I've never gotten prank calls, but I have
so many businesses trying to call me all the time.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay, so let me ask you this then. If so,
if I called you on the air, can you figure
out your phone number by what I dialed?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I probably could.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, give me one number in your phone number?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Number one number two.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh my god, He's right, guys, totally right.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
The secrets out.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Let me see, let me call, Let me call. If
I call Kyle right now on the air, can you
make out what her what her number is part of it?
Part of it? Can you make out part of the
Uncle Rich? If I call Rich, can you figure out
his number?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I probably could event changes weekly.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Okay, Okay, if I called you, could you hear one time?
You'd get it?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
I'm not necessarily on the first time.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Okay, say it.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Over of your life like that. Don't get in a
car and drive to the mall. Someone might follow you
and kill you.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
I think you might. You might be thinking of regular phones,
but our phones are terrible. They don't even make the
right noes.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Call numbers a different tone, I call.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
The wrong number. You answered right anyway? All right, Joseph.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
It's just like the newer phones like iPhones and smartphones,
like they don't like have different tones anymore, but those
older style phones with landlines, they definitely.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Yeah, that's why whenever you call like whatever and they
ask you to press the number on your phone, you're like,
I'm sorry, I didn't get that because we're on our
iPhones or whatever.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
They don't work very well.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I'll be careful that. I'm sorry I called you live
on the air. Okay, all right, take care of man.
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
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