So Katy Perry really went to space, huh?

COUNTDOWN TO LAUNCH! React with us in REAL TIME as the launch took off, went to space, and returned during the 6' o-clock hour this morning. ALSO, Easton got on the bike and ADDY is up to no good, Kyle Unfug is in FULL Mom MODE (and she's killin' it) PLUS EASTER THEMED REAL OR FAKE and SO MUCH MORE including a BTS look at a taped tease for today's show gone AWOL

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
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And you're listening to John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Wake your ass sucks, John J. And Rich Our phone
numbers eight seven seven, nine three seven one oh four
seven the tax line. You text jj R whatever you
want to say to us to the number nine six
eight nine to three.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Here is a text from a four E zero number.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Referencing the new couples podcast that dropped yesterday, John J.
Rich Snooze Fast Couples Therapy, Snooze Fast. My bad, sorry,
what was really good?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Now?

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Of course this person snooze Fast. Yeah. Actually, this is
the first one I have read that was negative. I
got a lot of positive feedback.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
You should Yeah, you were laid back. I could tell
that it was the afternoon for you, and you were
much more chill than you are in here. But I
liked here on that so I thought it was cool.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
I think it's always fun hearing you guys talk, like
any like any of you. When I'm hearing you talk
and I'm not with you, it's like I'm I get
to eavesdrop on this conversation and it's kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, it was. It was like you're kind of like
listening in on what the Vanessa's do, like planning their dinner,
because I was listening to like the level of restaurant
that you were talking about eating at the Healthy like
you were like Peter Jungle Kafa or yeah, And it
was like listening in on like what happens at night
at the Vantasia.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
If you got that for you listen to the whole thing. Yeah,
the whole thing. Do you get the part where Blake
didn't have her headphones pluged in?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
It was hilarious to me. I didn't know it's supposed
to plug it in before she kept on calling the microphone.
I didn't know it's supposed to plug in my microphone.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
I know you think that you know your husband is
in this business, you would know something about it, but no,
she did not.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I did get a message this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Thing you didn't talk about the big fight, and I said, yeah,
because nobody asked about it. I was answering. We were
answering the questions people are messaging about. But you know
the thing is, next week it's Kyle. Then we're going
to rotate. Then it'll be Nick and his wife, then
Grant and his wife, and then it'll go back to
Rich and Stacy, then Peyton Kadem and then Blake and
Me again. So we'll do one. It's going to be
rotating every single Sunday. So it's the Couple Couples podcasts,

(02:20):
and you can get it on demand, John day Enrich
on demand.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Now let's get to something extremely important.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
I got so excited about this big time is that
Easton was riding a bike.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I saw that video yesterday. I got all excited.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
So I shared with you guys that I bought him
a bike because when when he was six, we tried
riding a bike. He fell and he refused to get
back on the bike and he said, I don't want
to ride a bike now, I'll do it when i'm seven.
So he is seven now, he'll be eight in just
a month. And I kept telling him like, hey, what
do you think about getting back on that bike? And

(02:55):
he was refusing until I bought a bike because this
other one basically broke.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
It was too small and no one looks cool. It
was a cool bike.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
I actually found it used at this bike store where
I got a little bit mom shamed for having an
almost eight year old who doesn't know how to ride
a bike, but just used that as motivation. And this
weekend I was like, Okay, we're gonna go out. We're
gonna go to the park. We're gonna get on some grass,
so if you fall, it's not gonna be a big deal.
It'll just be like a plush landing, like no worries.
And the thing is is he's been riding. You guys,

(03:26):
know those little tiny strider bikes that they give toddlers
and they're like probably like a foot and a half
high maybe, and they ride them. There's no pedals on them.
He's been riding that.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
He's way too big for it. But I kept telling.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Him, you've been riding the strider bike, so your balance,
you know, the balance of a bike. Instead of putting
your feet down and using those to move, just pedal
the pedals on the bike. So we get to the
park and he's so scared and I don't know this,
Like he's my most cautious child. I know the second
child is supposed to be the wild one, but he
is definitely not. So we get to the park and

(04:01):
he starts kind of going, and then Scott goes behind
him and is holding on and then does the thing
where he lets go and Easton doesn't know he let
go and he's just going and he's going.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
We're like, you're going, this is amazing. I'm so proud
of himself.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
And it was such like a it was like almost
the same feeling as when he.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Took his first steps, you know.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
It was like that type of milestone where I got
so emotional and I'm like.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
How many more of these little milestones do I get?
Because I know there's not very many more of them.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
And I was just so proud that he like overcame
the fear and he did it. So he was riding
a bike and we went for a family bike ride
last night and it was just the most amazing thing.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
I was like, this is.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
I loved watching that video. I actually went back in
like double commented. I was like, look at his smile,
like he is so proud of himself to ear that
was so cute, and then like seeing your story of
them all riding the bike and then you you're just
so happy in that peace. I loved it.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
It's funny with the youngest kid. When Dutch, my youngest
kid was six, he had a birthday party, and he
only wanted Kyle and Fish at the birthday party.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Right, do you remember that? Yeah, So they came to
this party, right.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
And now Dutch was at the University of Arizona on Saturday,
like touring the school and doing all the stuff. There
was all these things going on, and his brother, Jake,
oldest brother, came home this weekend.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
So Dutch stayed at Jake's apartment.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
And what happened.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
A huge party broke out.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
A Dutch home. Of course, Dutch had forty people in
Jake's apartment, of course forty people and had a party upstairs.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
And I'm not thinking, I'm thinking of Kyle teaching the
Eastern how to ride a bike.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
And I'm thinking of Dutch's six year birthday party when
kyleen Fish came over before they had kids, and I'm
looking at this little guy and I'm like, what happened?
And then and then yesterday he comes, he comes home
yesterday and something was wrong with my TV. I couldn't
get it right, so I had to reboot it. So I
turned off all the everything, which turned off the Wi
Fi and I hear, I hear a duch yell, Dad'd
you turn off the Wi Fi?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah? The Masters are on?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
What are you doing? Why would you turn off the
Wi Fi? And the Masters are on? And I was like,
I don't know. I didn't know we were a golf family.
I didn't know we're watching the Masters, you know? But
the Masters is big.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Too, the only thing that was on all weekend.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
In fact, I knew this was going to happen and
and so I should have not let it get to me.
But like Scott just disappears so he can watch the Masters,
and he's like gone, and then when he realizes he
can come back in and watch it because nobody's in
the living room. I walked out at the moment, at
the very moment at the end of the tournament when

(06:37):
this happens.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Not a way, how's this masterpiece?

Speaker 6 (06:47):
And Scott is on the couch and he's in truth.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
He loves Mary McLeroy and Rory McElroy has been trying
to win the Masters for like twenty years or something
like crazy like that, and this like cemented his legacy
in golf history because he won the Grand Slam. So
he's won every major now and there's only I think
seven other golfers.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Who have ever done though, it's only five other golfers.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Tiger Wood was one of them.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Yea.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
You know what's funny about golf is like this is
just my non athletic observation. Like they put on the
green jacket, they put on a baseball cap, right, they
call it a Grand Slam, Like do they want to
be baseball?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, like they got all these baseball terms.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
So yeah, I called it quad. It's not the Quad,
it's the Grand Slam.

Speaker 8 (07:33):
Yeah I thought it.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
It's like I actually thought that was tennis.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
So I was like, also they call it a Grand Slam.

Speaker 7 (07:39):
I saw Scott wearing his Master's jacket.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
You know that guy, the guy I think his name
is Jim Nantz Right, he's the announcer and he's the
guy that said he goes. Rory McRoy has his masterpiece
that he practices what to say about all these people
if they do win, because that piece of audio will
be played over and over and over again. A key practice.
Roy McElroy just won his masterpiece, Like that line his.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Master piece, but he's practiced that for McElroy, Practice another
one for the other guys, practice no one.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
So that those clips will be replayed for forever, because
what is that thing?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Fifty years old the masters or probably a hundred years ago.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
It would be cool to see what he had written
for the other ones. Have them do it on our show.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, very cool.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Anyway, Congratulations Kyle on fugg On Easton, Congratulations.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
On Roy McElroy.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
And if you want to hear the couple's podcasts, you
can get it on the after No No, No No
on demand. John Dey Rich on demand is Blake and
I answered a bunch of questions wherever you get podcasts,
what's covered? Three things you need to know?

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Kyle, I'm going to tell you the reason you really
should never wear new clothes without washing them.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
Next with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
John Jay and Rich Comedy got for three things we
need to know.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
So we are literally t minus five minutes and thirty
three seconds of way from the Jeff Bezos.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Blue Origin launch.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
It is the eleventh crewed flight and it is the
first all female crew. This is the one where Katy Perry,
Gail King, Lauren Sanchez, and a couple of actual astronauts
are aboard to go up.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
Into well almost into actual space.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
They're hard get past the Kremlin line, which will give
them a few minutes of weightlessness. The whole ride is
going to take them ten minutes, and it is about
to launch from Texas. And it was funny because uh,
Peyton and I were talking earlier, like Katy Perry was
online saying her goodbyes.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
Uh Oprah is there.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
It was just interviewed about how like Gail was a
little nervous, but I paved the way. And the whole
point of this, they say, is to to just show
everyone that space is for everyone.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
So I.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
Would rather be at the bottom of the ocean than
in outer space going on out there.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
They're not in outer space. They're not in outer space.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
They're just passing like the Kremlin line, which gives weightlessness,
so they'll be able to like supposedly see Earth, but
it's not like they're going all the way to the
moon type thing.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, that's plane.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
That's why I said a high airplane ride.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
We'll only taken ten minutes, but it'll be interesting to
see their reactions.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
And ten minutes in space or ten minutes back, ten.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Minutes up and back, the whole flight is gonna be
ten minutes. They're going to go up, they'll spend a
couple of minutes weightless, and then they'll come back down,
kind of like how when we watch Jeff Bezos do it.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
They'll come back down and then they'll be.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Like, oh my gosh, I was supper the press after.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Yeah, here's a completely disgusting reason why you should never
wear new clothes without washing them. We've talked about this before,
and I always feel like you gotta wear them without
washing because they're fresh right for the first time you
wash them always. Then I saw this and I'm like, oh,
maybe I'm gotta start washing them. Because experts are warning
shoppers that ringworm is transmissible via clothes.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
They've had a couple of cases recently where people.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Are getting ringworm because they're wearing clothes that somebody tried
on that had ringworm. And it is credibly itchy and scaly,
highly contagious fungal infection caused by mold like parasites that
live on the cells of the outer layer of scanning.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
People try and clothes and then you try it on,
it could give you ringwork. So just wash the stuff
before you wear it.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
It's gonna it's gonna save you the trouble. So Coachella
videos online on social media. I was watching them all weekend.
I'm like, oh my gosh, looks like everyone have so
much fun to justin Bieber there and everything except for
you know, you see the video here there of like
the fire breaking out of Green Day and then people
complaining and I guess so many people were stuck in
traffic for like twelve hours before getting onto Coachella grounds.

(11:36):
They didn't have access to bathrooms, water, or gas.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
They waited in line.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
The meals from Coachella went viral because of how expensive
they were. One woman showed on TikTok that a taco,
nachos and lemonades for two people was one hundred and
two dollars.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
That's insane, insane.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
There's a lot of comments like Coachella seems like a
miserable money trap that everyone falls for because of the
social media.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, I have no desire to go.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
When I saw the line of people wait in line
for the bathroom, like I would never ever ever want
to go there ever, Thane, although I did hear Lady
Gagay the best performance of her career mash too, I know.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
And then you could run into celebrities. I mean, Stormy
Webster was there, so yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
I saw actually I saw one TikTok and it was like, wait,
celebrities literally just walk around at Coachella. I'm like, yeah,
like they're out in the wild. I would love to
go to Coachella.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
That's what people, That's what. That's cool people. And that's
three things you need to out paying.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
What's a fiber horse gropes today?

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Okay, I'm gonna tell you your inner child in one
word based on your zodiac sign.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Eight seven seven nine three seven one to four seven
paces predictions after the weekend.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
I'm John J. Rich right now. You can bring up
on my computer Rich to launch on their way.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
This is Katy Perry just took off into space. Say that. Listen.

Speaker 9 (12:56):
We're gonna peak at about twenty.

Speaker 10 (12:58):
Three hundred miles an hour. Were mocked three times the
speed of sound. Shortly coming up, we'll have Nico main
engine cut off.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
We will turn off the.

Speaker 10 (13:12):
Engine, but the two craft, the capsule and the booster
will continue.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
There's I'm watching Jeff Bezos.

Speaker 7 (13:21):
That's me too.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Watch he's watching his fiance's into space, holding on to
his shoulder.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
They're holding on very tightly.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
They're nervous at that time.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Oh, they must be weightless.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Now the.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Name engine is turn off.

Speaker 10 (13:35):
We're now going to separate the capsule from the booster.
And at that point, Christen, that's when all success aronauts
are going to start to feel the weightlessness.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
And shortly thereafter, Yeah, I think you're right, Rich. I
think they're floating.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Why are they screaming?

Speaker 5 (13:50):
And that right there is the critical milestone of this
whole assent.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oprah watching her best friend go.

Speaker 7 (13:59):
To christ Jenner.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
This is commercial, lame, lame boo.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
Oprah's crying.

Speaker 7 (14:06):
That's insane.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Anyway, well, that's kind of fun. I was reading the
comments that somebody's like, this is a my daughter's a physicist,
and this is a mockery, Like this isn't real space,
real sign.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
That's right. That's why I said they're not going to
outer space.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Right right, right, right, still, anyway, that's happening right now.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
The VIF horse GPS Peyton.

Speaker 7 (14:27):
I'm going to tell you about your inner child and
one word based on your zodiac.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Sign calls at eight seven seven ninety three seven one
oh four seven. Good morning, Megan, good morning. What's your sign?

Speaker 11 (14:39):
I'm an aries like your wife, and today's my birthday.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Happy birthday.

Speaker 11 (14:44):
Thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
Well, I'm going to tell you aries about your inner child,
and you should really bring this out for your birthday
today because your inner child, Aries is untamed. You're the
one that was jumping off furniture, turning every allway into
a racetrack, and somehow convincing everyone else to follow your chaos.
That bold, fearless energy is still in your bones. Make
sure you show it off today.

Speaker 11 (15:07):
Yep, that's true.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Do you know what celebrities you share your birthday with?

Speaker 9 (15:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
For you, Prince Junior's wife.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
I forget sir Michelle Geller. I was just looking at that.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
And Amber Breslyn and Rob mclarnny, the guy who's a
partner with Ryan Reynolds, and Anthony Michael Hall who is
the geek from sixteen Candles and Breakfastface Club. In fact,
they were all the whole Breakfast Club group was together
the other day since they filmed or something very cool well, Megan,
happy birthday, Thank you Rain, good morning.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
What's your sign? Rain?

Speaker 11 (15:47):
Cancer?

Speaker 7 (15:48):
Okay, Cancer, Rain. Your inner child is sentimental. You held
on to all of those birthday cards, you cried over
cartoon animals, and you made deep emotional connections with people
and your stuffed animals. Now, heart of yours has always
been huge. Make sure that you get into your inner
child today. Okay, okay, thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
What's up, David.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
What's your sign?

Speaker 8 (16:09):
Oh, David?

Speaker 4 (16:10):
The Tauruss?

Speaker 11 (16:11):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Everybody?

Speaker 11 (16:12):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (16:13):
Yeah? Okay. So for Taurus, your inner child is cozy.
You have the softest blanky, the best snack drawer, in
a deep respect for knaps. Comfort has always been the
goal for you, Taurus, and you are still living that
soft life I've been.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I'm still in the same basement I've been in for
like forty seven years.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Look at that very cozy, no need for concern.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Well, you know we're all little.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Bye, David, Thanks man, Mike, what's up? Mike?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
What's up?

Speaker 12 (16:44):
John Jay?

Speaker 13 (16:44):
Rongs?

Speaker 11 (16:45):
Do you want to get virgos?

Speaker 7 (16:46):
Okay? Virgo John Jay? And Mike? Your inner child is
a mini boss. You were the type that had all
of the Crans. You made your twist check out of work,
and you took your playtime very seriously. If somebody messed
with your vision, there was a problem. That CEO energy
started very early for you, Virgoes.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Thanks Mike have Ales.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Kyle, your inner child is charming. You could sweet talk
your way into an extra cookie. You had the best
style in kindergarten, and you know how to work a
room before you could spell your name. And you still
got it like that.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Okay, although I look back at my kindergarten pictures and
did not have the style. You weren't the e Cairl,
but I thought I was because I was wearing like
candy downs for my sisters and I thought they were cool.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
So you know, it's all in how you wear it.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Hey, I'm still watching the launch and I think they're
coming down again right now Katy Perry and who's is
Katy Perry? Guilt King and.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Lauren Sanchez and then like a couple of actual astronauts,
I mean, the last moments and there we can see
it from the state there comes the.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Rocket down is going to relight these engines.

Speaker 10 (17:51):
We also see a sonic boom or did you hear
that shortly here.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
And remember this is something that had never been done before.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Until just a few years ago.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
Truly the stuff of science.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Fas to make you have got to watch why because
breaking the sound.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Very I'm reading the comments that they're like you got
the commentators where they get a lot of grief because
they call their them astronauts. Yeah, it's just it's just landing,
just like normal. I thought it was gonna land in
the water like in the movies. It's just land right there.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
It's like a plane, right.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
Yeah, And I think the capsule that they are actually
in comes down via parachute.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
But they already landed though.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
You see they're not in that thing.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
They just landed.

Speaker 9 (18:36):
That's just like the rocket.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
They're in the capsule and then they'll that'll there will
be a parachute and it'll come down and then it'll
land on the desert floor.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
Wow. And it's an all female crew, right, that's perfect landing.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Right on target. See that dust, honey, Hey.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Damn what you're saying?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
He first song.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Ices? Okay, riches are picey in the room too. Your
inner child is dreamer. We know this though you floated
through childhood like you're living in a fairy tale, painting
your feelings and creating imaginary worlds. You have always had
your head in the clouds, pisces, and honestly you should
stay there so where you surrive.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Amen, Tim, you feel it?

Speaker 5 (19:17):
I feel it? Good?

Speaker 11 (19:19):
Good to me?

Speaker 4 (19:24):
All right, Tim, thanks for listening. Bro, thanks for calling
it for the first time. Have a great day. Okay,
So now Kyle's right. Now that the capsules come in
and there's a parachute.

Speaker 10 (19:33):
Next will be the main parachutes that get pulled out.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Yeah, I feel like Quen Jeff Bezos went out. There
was videos inside, like I want.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
To see them. I wonder if they released those videos later.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
So screaming is a little alarming, and they've been doing
a lot of that.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
It's like a roller coaster probably.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Yeah, what we're doing, we're watching the launch the landing
of this rocket ship with Katy Perry and a bunch
of people are now going to come Marshall, dang it,
stupid YouTube are you watching? Does go to commercial?

Speaker 6 (20:05):
It goes to a commercial on its back.

Speaker 10 (20:08):
The simulations going through all I have gone through, all
of the training they put you in the capsule that
simulates all of this including the sounds and when you
hear the mortars of the parishes pop out.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
That is the bost moment in light.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
Because I know Blue Origin does everything they can to
make this as safe as possible, as safe as possible,
and y'all have an impeccable safety record, but it still
has to.

Speaker 14 (20:31):
Feel really good when you know that you're coming.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
Back to Earth with those parachutes fully deplored.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
I bet you all those people are going to be
friends for life.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
Totally what an experience.

Speaker 7 (20:42):
Yeah, do you guys think that, Like Katy Perry was
like getting pumped up for this and was like playing
her song et over and over totally. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah, it looks like a little like a little dog
crate right now.

Speaker 7 (20:55):
I know.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
That's so crazy.

Speaker 7 (20:59):
That's pretty cool. The comments are unhinged.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
Yeah, the live chat.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
The comments in the live are the reason to go
watch the lives.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Somebody named William goes, if you don't enjoy this, I
don't want to know, and then someone goes, nobody likes you, William,
William there landed. It's so just landed proof right there.
There's a Kardashian.

Speaker 7 (21:29):
I wonder if they're going to be sore after that
landing because that didn't look.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
I know, it didn't look very tender.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
There's no Kardashian on the flight right, No, so the
Kardashians are all.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
There, probably because they want to go next. They want
to go next.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
Nobody see Chris and Chloe.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Nobody. None of the Kardashians have gone up yet.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
I would not actually be cool if you put all
the car geners up there.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
So you think if they would have got up, we
would have known about.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Maybe not. No, I know, Michael streethanded nice, He's not
a Kardashian. Rich, I'm where.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
I'm glad that it was a successful launch in landing.

Speaker 8 (21:58):
Yeah, I still I still think they have videos of
them in there and they haven't showed them.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Okay, so that it's landed, now, I wonder do they
just open the door and walk out or there?

Speaker 10 (22:15):
Everybody seemed to be just as ecstatic be back here
back on Earth.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Everybody looks like it landed in cave creek.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
Here desert in Texas.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Anyway, Rich, what you got for life hacks.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Well, there is a perfect night sleep life hack formula.
You probably haven't heard any of these before, so I'm
excited to share it with.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
You stacks and hacks. Next John, Jay and Rich, Hey go.

Speaker 9 (22:41):
A wake up.

Speaker 7 (22:45):
Jay and Rich.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
Wake you left.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
So all the celebrities, all the astronauts have landed.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
They're good. They had they come out yet of the rocket.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
I think they're they're literally coming out right now. Jeff
Bezos is opening the door for them.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Oh really yeah, like a gentleman.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
And I think his fiance came out first, and they're Oh,
she's got her hand to her hard. They're about to embrace,
big hug.

Speaker 10 (23:04):
We made it.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
We're alive.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Let's see hold on them, turn up breach. I got it, well,
not yet, I have a commercial. Stupid YouTube, keep pay
to not have Yes, you can't, Oh you can't.

Speaker 6 (23:13):
Katy Carry's next, she's out, got it, holding.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Something up, kissing the ground.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
I don't know what she held up.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
Then there's that girl, she's one of the official astronauts.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, why did she sound like she's freaking out?

Speaker 4 (23:40):
She's crying? These are all people coming out of the spaceship.
Looks like a tent. Was that a Jeff Bezos wool?

Speaker 5 (23:51):
There?

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Who is girl? All right, let's get the stacks and hacks.
I got sax information, rich, has life hacks.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Tax Day is tomorrow for most Americans. Everyone have their
tax is done?

Speaker 6 (24:12):
Yeah uh.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
In a survey, ninety percent of Americans say they regularly
use abbreviations in their daily messages, but a study found
that making texts too short makes people feel like they're
being brushed off. I get that too. I think I
totally feel that. Like if you get a THHX instead
of a thanks, or if you get like a sure
or okay, it makes you.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Just a kay yeah, is like oh jeeuz passive aggressive.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
A startup business in Los Angeles is launching the first
ever sperm racing league. They built a microscopic track so
guys swimmers can go ahead ahead and see who swim
the fastest. The first event will live stream April twenty fifth,
and yes you can vet on it.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Do we not have better things time?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
I don't think so. I think that's important.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Four people Louisiana were arrested after riding their horses through
a Walmart last week. Here is one of the guys.
He turned himself in. But here's why they did it.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Hey, that's my almost support animal.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
We just went in and roll. We always read Jamaica.
We just wanted to do it that day. I mean
it was fun. We went famous, that's all. We ain't
want to hurt no bod than nothing. This next thing,
I had no idea this was a thing, but this
is big. A pastor. His name is Andrew Isker. He
claims that he prefers to have airport security frisk him

(25:31):
then go through the scanner. You know why because he says,
when you go through the airport scanner, it turns you gay. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
I didn't know that, and I'd been through it before.
It makes a lot of sense now.

Speaker 15 (25:42):
I had to be molested at the airport to go
to Florida, right just to get on an airplane because
I'm not going to go through the the gay beam machine.
It appears having a guy touch you all over the
place is on his face seems worse.

Speaker 9 (25:55):
But you don't really know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Those things are doing to you, where the imaging goes
or whatever.

Speaker 15 (26:01):
Yeah, because it's like yeah, like yeah, they just take
a picture of me, like no.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
And then he turned gay. Okay, right when you go
through it, so be careful or you don't care. I
don't care. Somebody you go through gay and then you
go through the next time you're not gay, like it's
like severance with your sexuality. Oh my god, oh Richards.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
All right, well, there's say there's a hack recipe for
the perfect night's sleep before you go to bed. One
of these you've probably heard it, but I promise you
the next one you haven't. The hack to a perfect
night's sleep is you notice in your bedroom temperature between
sixty eight and seventy two degrees. You've heard that, right,
And you've heard about using a sleep mask because the
darker the room, the more sleep you get. But you
probably haven't heard about this one. Before you go to bed,

(26:43):
eat pistachios. Have you heard that? Anybody heard pistachios. So pistachios,
then that's just a handful. That's all you need. They
actually have something in them that naturally produces melatonin. When
you eat them. Twenty minutes later you digest it will
help you get to sleep in stay asleep. And it's
like natural melotone and not like taking melotonein so it's

(27:05):
not addictive or anything like that. Try it a couple
of pistachios before you go to sleep. That life hacking.
Many more on John Jay rich dot com.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I'm so glad you're here.

Speaker 9 (27:14):
As the person who currently occupies your attention, I would
like to thank you for listening to John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Shoot us a tax text JJR whatever's on your mind
to nine six eight nine three. Yesterday, Couple's podcast episode
three dropped.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
It's me and my wife Blake.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
You can hear that right now wherever podcasts are search
John j and Rich on demand. This is kind of
funny and clever, but I guess crosswalks in Silicon Valley
have been hacked. Have you seen this?

Speaker 6 (27:45):
What now?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
So you hit the button for the crosswalk and you
get a message from Mark Zuckerberg, right, and there's one
of Elon Musk, but I haven't heard that one yet.
But this is the Mark Zuckerberg's voice making fun of
artificial intelligence.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
So you hit the button to walk, and then.

Speaker 13 (28:00):
Ay, this is Mark Zuckerberg, but real ones call me
to zuck. You know, it's normal to feel uncomfortable or
even violated, as we force fully inserted AI into every
facet of your conscious experience. And I just want to
assure you you don't need to worry, because there's absolutely
nothing you can do to stop it anyway.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
See Yu we had nuts.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah, I think that'd freaked me out.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
A little bit.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
I can't if there's one of him and Elon Musk,
but I have not found the Elon Musk one, so
I thought that was that was a hohot.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
All right, Peyt, let's get to your weekend. What happened
with your boyfriend?

Speaker 7 (28:34):
So this weekend, my boyfriend Kadem. His family. They usually
like they stay out in like the Portland Seattle area,
but his mom's side of the family is really in Seattle,
and they had a huge family party for Kadem's aunt
and one of his cousins out here in Arizona, literally
like ten minutes away from our house, which was so nice.
I don't know why they chose to come here, but

(28:55):
I kind of enjoyed it because then we didn't have
to hop on a flight to Seattle. But they did
like an all white party. Everybody was all dressed up.
It was so fun, and it was really cool to
be able to meet his mom's side of the family
because I haven't really got to meet all of them yet.
I've met his family in Portland, but not his family
in Seattle, so it was really fun to be able
to put like the names to the faces, and I

(29:15):
mean next month is our five year anniversary, so it's
been like five years of learning about these people and
never meeting them before. But we took all the pictures
and I had them on my phone. So I sent
all the pictures to Kadem's granny, his mom's mom, and
I get on Instagram and she is posting all of
the pictures on Instagram and there's a picture of me
in Kadem's mom Crystal, and it's just us too, And

(29:38):
in the caption it says my daughter and my granddaughter
in law. I was like, I made it. I'm officially
a part of the family. If your granny is calling
me her granddaughter in law, yes, please as well get
the ring now.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
And isn't that also another version of why by the cow?

Speaker 4 (29:57):
When you get the milk for free, like you're getting all,
you're getting everything but a ring.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
It's true, we're giving the whole thing.

Speaker 7 (30:03):
You'll give it to me. Though I'm not worried about that.
I'm not. I'm not. It's not a matter of if,
it's a matter of when is it gonna happen. But
this white party, though, at this party was so fun
because I feel like I kind of discovered or not
necessarily discovered something. But I stand true in my transition
from drinking tequila to vodka because I was like a

(30:24):
tequila connoisseur, Like all I drank was tequila. I was
a tequila snob. About a year ago, I went to
the Nicki Minaj concert and had like the worst hangover
of my life.

Speaker 9 (30:32):
And I was like, never again.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
But you said that a lot of mondays in here.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah, she said no more tequila.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
I said no more tequila. So I'm I'm only drinking
vodka for a year. And I probably had a little
bit too much to drink on Saturday hanging out with
all of Kadem's family, And I definitely had a hangover yesterday,
but it wasn't anywhere near as bad as my hangovers
when I take when I drink tequila, and I think
tequila needs to be changed to to kill you, because

(30:59):
that's how les over from tequila takes you out all day. Yesterday,
I had a little baby hangover and I was up
and moving at like two and was like ready to go,
and so I was, yeah, no responsibilities yesterday, just nursing
my hangover as I'm watching East and ride his bike.

(31:21):
I'm no buddy, go but no, it was fun and
I have to do this like walk of shame to
my car every day because as I got as I
got home, I low key yacked, like in the like
little grass.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
She goes, at what point? When did you?

Speaker 4 (31:41):
When did you throw up? What time?

Speaker 7 (31:42):
But I like it was probably like ten, Like you.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Got up in the morning from your house and walked
your car.

Speaker 7 (31:47):
No, no, no, no no, So we had gotten back
to our apartment after the party. Yeah, like ten pay.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Did you ever throw up on tequila all the time?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Oh? Really all the time?

Speaker 7 (32:00):
Oh yeah, and it wasn't fun. But the fact that
I was able to yack and then be up and
moving at two the next day, you guys, that's a
big deal.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Did you ever react?

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Because I feel like part of that you're throwing up
is one of the reasons that you felt better the
next day because you got out of your system that night.

Speaker 7 (32:15):
Yeah. But I can do that with tequila and still
feel like crap for two business days.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
You can't do that anymore.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
I can't do it anymore. I can't hang. I'm getting
too old. I can't drink.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
I can't drink like that anymore.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
So after you drank and you threw up and you
got it yesterday, have you drank alcohol since then? Since yesterday?

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Or no?

Speaker 7 (32:33):
No, I haven't. I did consider though, I was like,
I think I need a peanut Colada, right, But I
ended up rowllying through. I ended up being fine. But yeah,
I stand true in my decision to switch, and I
encourage everyone else to join me too.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Fair enough, that's all right?

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Stars, good wouldn't you drink it?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Vodka?

Speaker 4 (32:50):
What do you drink it? Just vodka?

Speaker 3 (32:51):
And what like?

Speaker 7 (32:52):
Oh like a dirty Shirley Okay, yeah, so like a
Shirley temple with.

Speaker 9 (32:55):
Like a vodka shop.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Let's ship gears real quick from your psycho party into
ky An Easter baskets.

Speaker 6 (33:01):
Yeah, I couldn't have any worlds right now. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
I kind of like got in an argument with Scott
a little bit because he spent four days on a
golf trip with my with my brother and our other
brother in law, and he comes back and we start
talking about I was like, yeah, so Addie came to
me and she said, can I get a different Easter basket?
Because she hates her Easter basket? And I'm like, she

(33:29):
doesn't need a new Easter basket.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
It's like, why why do we need to spend money
on another seat?

Speaker 5 (33:34):
It's a beautiful easter basket. It's very nice. And Scott's
like laughing, and I'm like, what are you laughing at?

Speaker 6 (33:40):
He's like, you like to like hyper control Easter, like
who cares?

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Just get her a new basket. And I was like,
I'm sorry, who are you?

Speaker 6 (33:47):
And where did you put my husband? Because he would
never speak to me in this.

Speaker 16 (33:53):
Oh yeah, A couple podcasts I like to hyper control
Easter were like I'm like, the problem is is if
I didn't, Easter wouldn't happen around here.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
I mean, he has risen that would still happen. But
the little basket is to money stuff. Yeah, that's not happening.
That's not happening. And he's like, just get her a
new Easter basket. I'm like, who's this laid back dude? Okay,
we'll just do that then, no big deal.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
So you guys have the same Easter basket use every
year every year.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
I just use the same one. It's white.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
No, I don't even know. I couldn't even tell you
what the hell we well we ever did my kid's childhood.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I didn't know. I didn't know. Maybe we did the
same thing.

Speaker 7 (34:36):
My mom still gives me an Easter basket at the Easter.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Bask My wife does the same thing. Yeah, but I
don't recall us having the same Easter basket. If we might.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
We when they were very young, we ordered or the
Easter bunny ordered personalized baskets. So my daughter has decided
she hates her name. She hates the name Addison and
all the Easter basket it says Addison. And I know
that's why she doesn't want to screw you.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
You're getting the.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Basket question for you, Kyle about Easter since you're a
hot Easter screw you, since you're the hyper controller of
Eastern than you are. So my daughter Audrey's back in
town from spring break, so her, my son Christopher, and
I are sitting it to drive through at in and
out Burger, and my son Christopher says from the backseat, Hey, question,

(35:26):
Easter bunny human size or bunny size? What is the
answer to that.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
I've seen him human size.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
We've had we've had that discussion, and we we have
opted in our house to say it's a little Easter
bunny size because that makes it less scary.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Well, all the pictures I have with my kids in
the Easter Bunny the East Buddy is pretty damn big,
pretty big, pretty big.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
I thought the.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Pictures of any little time in midget us buy.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Well, you can't catch that guy on camera.

Speaker 6 (35:50):
Yeah, it's gonna be a great holiday, guys.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
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features me and my wife Blake. We answer your questions.
We call our son Dodge.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
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Speaker 4 (36:03):
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iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Here's Beyonce. Hi, Colleen, thanks for holding.

Speaker 11 (36:18):
Fali, thanks for having me on today.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Well what's going on with you? So?

Speaker 11 (36:22):
I'm actually a longtime listener, first time caller, and seriously
I love.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
All of you.

Speaker 11 (36:31):
I'm really excited to talk to you. Hopefully you know
you have some feedback for me. I went on a
first date last night with this guy that I really
like and we just totally vibed. It was really great conversation,
just everything was flowing. He asked about my family and
I told him about my Nana a few months ago,

(36:53):
and honestly, I've been struggling with her passing and he
was just he was really sweet, really understand and I
felt so comfortable that I I took out her ashes,
not like a whole thing of her ashes, like I
carry a small vial of her ashes in my purse,
and I had showed him and he was kind of surprised,

(37:13):
but like not in a bad way. He just like
laughed a little and he was like, oh, nice to
meet you, Nana, which I just I thought was really
sweet and it was funny, and we ended the night
with like a pretty solid makeout sessh though I figured
it went wow. But then I got home. I told
my roommate and she's like, Colleen, what she thinks, It's
like weird and creepy that I carry me in his

(37:36):
ashes around and even weirder that I like whipped them
out on a first date. So like I get it,
but like now I'm kind of like spiraling. So I'm like,
oh my god, Like was it that weird? Like do
you guys think it was too much? Like is he
just like never gonna call me again? Because it didn't
seem like a big deal.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
But like, is it a big deal? Well, are you
seeing him again?

Speaker 11 (37:58):
I mean, I haven't heard from him yet, but I
would like him.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Call the guy and be like what happened?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
But she can't do it yet.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
Yeah, no, she's got to give us the time.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Solid makeout is pretty much you're probably gonna get at
least a callback. I don't think he bothered him.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
I kind of feel like you know when you're on
a date, and like you just feel the chemistry, You
feel the vibe of the date. Things that things that
happen may seem weird people outside of the situation, but
in the situation, it felt right for you. And he
didn't like he didn't freak out at the time, So
I feel like that wouldn't be a deal breaker for him.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Also, I thought maybe if you slept with him, then
he'd be like, yeah, I'm on the stay of this grocery,
bust out her mom or grandma's ashes, and then we
slept together and be like, great, then i'll see her again.
But she busts up grandma's ashes and nothing happened. I'd
be like, hmm, that's a little weird. Also would have
been something if he just thought it was like, that's
your sense of humor. And he takes the little vile
ashes and oh this is great, hey man, that pours

(38:54):
it on his food like it's and then and then
queen on it, and he's like, oh my god, that's real.
These are really your grandma's ashes. I thought it was
a joke, and that was you had to say. I
thought it was like, you know, Emily in.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Salt and then O, mother of god, I do think
you got a good tell in there, Colleen, because you
said that when you pulled them out, he said, oh, hey, Nana,
nice to meet you. I would have said something like
oh okay, and was a little standoffish. You wouldn't know
what offendive. But since he rolled with it, he didn't
seem bothered by it, and you got the makeout, I
think you're fine.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
But if he was like, yeah, it's funny you did that.
I have my wife's ashes in my pocket. Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (39:33):
Honestly, I've been like, I did not sleep last night,
so thank you, because I was like, oh my gosh,
I might have messed this up.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
So I feel a lot better now.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
You should say to your roommate you're just jealous because
you don't have a date. You're just jealous and started
to big fighting the roommate.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
I loved him.

Speaker 7 (39:54):
Right, Well, let us know if he gets back to you.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Is it weird to carry to grandma's ashes in your
purse with you?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Is it weird anyone?

Speaker 7 (40:00):
So as you were, as she was telling this story,
I was thinking about how like when my dog Busta died,
we all got necklaces with his ashes and we all wore.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
I'm like, I don't think how could a worm anymore?

Speaker 7 (40:11):
Well, because I don't know, I just I started to
wear gold jewelry and not silver jewelry. Sorry, Busta, I
still have it.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
I just do you still have it?

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yeah, that's my dog. Of course I have that dog.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
But you don't have the ring in your championship ring.

Speaker 7 (40:24):
No, my grandma would not be happy if I lost
a Busta. But I don't think that's weird to carry
it around.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
That's sentimental.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, first you had like like you had a first
day with that guy. He will never forget because I
thought that's never happened to him before. Ever.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Hopefully, if it's into like a great relationship, he calls
you back. Yeah, So well, thank you calling. Thanks for
calling in.

Speaker 11 (40:47):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
I love you guys.

Speaker 11 (40:49):
Have a great day.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Thanks for calling in.

Speaker 7 (40:51):
Calling.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
It's John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Squabble Squabble, Squabble, squad out Jo. Hi, Hi, you're on
the air.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
I've got something that I kind of wild I need
your take on again. Ah Well, I'm a tattoo artist,
and you know, I've been building up like a solid
little following lately. And yesterday, this woman walks into the
shop for one pm appointment. And you know, I swear

(41:26):
I recognized her at first, but I couldn't place it,
you know, so I checked the name and then it
hit me. You know, it's my old friend's mom, Like
we're talking middle school, like middle school homie his mother.
And she's in her fifties and she's clearly had work done,

(41:50):
you know, like you look young, definitely giving like mid
life crisis energy. Right, and guess what she wants? What
tattoo starts on her lower back and dips down onto
the top of her butt.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
She wants a tramp stamp.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Tramp stamp. Legit she knew exactly.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
I actually saw somewhere that they're coming back, Like more
people are getting them right now.

Speaker 6 (42:15):
I'm like, why why are we doing this?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
But it was weird, like she knew exactly who I was,
and apparently she got my name from one of her
friends who's also a client. And you know, she was
super chill about the whole thing. And I don't have
a problem doing it. But here's the weird thing. Like
her son, my old buddy, is now a full time minister.

(42:40):
Like we're talking preaching on Sunday's Bible and the hand
minister and we recently, you know, reconnected on Facebook and
all that. So the whole thing is just it's just
very weird.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
What's the tattoo she wants put a little cross there?
Maybe maybe she's getting.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
It for him.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Cheeks.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
It's just something laying like some palm trees, kind of
like island motif.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Type of thing, weird samp.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
Or something a tribal or like a butterfly or something.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
You reach out to your friend and be like, I
think you need to call your mom, see what's going
on in her life.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
I think she is she okay.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
For connection right now.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
They're not going to not do it though, right I'll
do it.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
You know, I got no problem with it. It's just
that it's kind of I feel a little caught in
the middle.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Well, when she when you do a tattoo on a
tramp swamp, does she have to just take off the
back of her shirt, her shirt so she lays down?

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Or do you have to remove her Does she have
to remove her pants and stuff?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
I mean, you gotta like you gotta kind of pull
it down a bit.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
But yeah, may you see what you want? Maybe you
can be like, you know, I'm gonna need you to
remove your bottom half of your clothes. She's trying to
flirt with them. Maybe she wants to.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
She did look you up. I mean, maybe she's interested.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
That's just weird.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
It's sexy. Oh yeah, what does she look like? Is
she attractive?

Speaker 7 (44:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
You could tell like she you know, like I said,
she has had work done and yeah, she's doing.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Her thing, but work done, Like what kind of work done?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I could tell some notes stuffs going on. Maybe a
little bit of a facelift.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah, she's a bad another she looks like she was
a Scottsdale.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Yeah that's fine. I'd be like, yeah, that's what do
you want? Let's go drop drop the trow that's how
I work. I need to rest my elbows.

Speaker 7 (44:41):
That is a weird situation though you couldn't rest your
like the logistic of elbows very awkward.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
She's laying long ways and then you'd be like, elbow
on the lower butt cheek, right, and then.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
You get yeah, I get to do one elbow and yeah,
you don't have.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
You got to put the pants so you just have
to remove them and you can put a sheet over
like the bottom half of the legs, and then you
got your elbow in the butt sheet. Tattoo. Well, that
is it's weird, I guess, yeah, And I'm glad you
called us that to talk to us. A lot of
tattoo artists that listen to is that. Probably I'd love

(45:25):
to hear about any more situations like that. Like the
tattoo guy Prince that did Blake's tattoo. He's got so
many beautiful pictures of tattoos that he's done. He's probably
had the weirdest. It probably unfazes them. You're a rookie
tattoo artist, r Because I gotta believe people have been
doing tattoos for a while've probably seen it all, you
know what I mean? Because I've seen some crazy tattoos.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Because I used to be a tattoo artist. All Right, dude,
thanks for calling in man, I appreciate it. Thanks.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
It's John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 7 (45:56):
Good judgment. Oh no, I have good taste.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
John Jay and Rich Our phone numbers eight seven, seven
nine three seven, one oh four seven. We dropped the
couple's podcast yesterday, So wherever you get podcasts and search
John Jay and Rich on demand and you can hear
episode three of the couple's podcast. First episode was Rich
and his wife Stacy, second episode was Peyton and her
boyfriend Kadeen. Third episode is Blake and Me and it

(46:29):
dropped yesterday. In fact, my wife is on the phone.
Good morning, beautiful, Good.

Speaker 7 (46:34):
Morning, hey, Blake.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
So I wanted to ask, was it when you sat
down with John Jay in the studio and the conversations
all formal? Was it a all awkward because it's different
from when you guys do you know, just talk on
your walks?

Speaker 7 (46:47):
You know what I have to say.

Speaker 14 (46:49):
I sat in your safe Kyle, sorry, and I saw
your calm, fun, exciting vibe while I was there, and
it was really easy for me, like it was just
a conversation. So it felt like it didn't feel stressed
or anything like I normally do. I normally sweat, I
can't sleep the night before, but it felt it felt natural.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Question, as you talk to John Jay, the difference between
talking to him at home and then talking to him
on the radio, is it different? What part does he
stop paying attention to the most the soonest at home he.

Speaker 14 (47:26):
Tuned me out like that, that's it. I have to
say things a bunch of times. But he was actually
engaging and listening.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Well. It was working podcast, so I think.

Speaker 14 (47:36):
I think a great therapy. I think it was actually
a great therapy session. Every time we have trouble, I
think we needed to sit down and cash it out
with headphones on.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
There was a lot of questions we got after the podcast,
and I was going to just host a hold of
them for the next time you and I ever do
the podcast, But one of them was like, how does
Blake sleep with your seatpap noise and Chony's over your
head at night every night?

Speaker 14 (48:00):
Actually, so, I actually think those things are a blessing
because I used to have to get up and sleep
in a different room because there was a lawn mower
next to me. The entire night. Oh, I have to
wear earplugs anymore. So I'm actually very grateful for those things.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
All right, Well that's a good question. All right, have
a great day.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
The couple's podcast is available on our on demand channel.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Where do you get podcasts? John and Rich Shall on demand?

Speaker 3 (48:26):
All right, talk you later, John, Jay and Rich.

Speaker 7 (48:30):
I do the same thing.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
I tell you that.

Speaker 17 (48:32):
I'll ne's John Jay and Rich so Bibar kilar Roy
hanging out Coachella.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Lots of Coachella stuff. You go to our website or
go to social media, you can see much so much Coachella. Okay,
so we just talked to Blake. But I'm going to
be honest with our audience. Okay, that happened on Friday.
That interviewed Blake happened on Friday, And there was some
something that happened behind the scenes that was really funny

(49:06):
that we thought we should play because what happened was,
I don't even remember why. We were just got done
talking to somebody and we got Blake on the phone
for something, and then we and then Rich had this
idea to get Blake on the phone to tape a
call with her to run today to promote yesterday's podcast
you follow me? Does that make sense?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
But then, so what you're gonna hear right now is
kind of the way that came up. So we said
goodbye to this girl Jen. I think he name is Jen.
We said goodbye to Jen, and then Rich has this idea.
And then my wife was having breakfast with her dad
and stepmom. Right, she just walked away and she tells
us something. So, so what you're about to hear is

(49:46):
literally behind the scenes, just happened Friday. All right, Jen,
thank you for calling in, Blake. You have a great day.
Hopefully I'll see you later.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Yes, okay, Well have an idea.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
All gonna say goobye to you, Blake, and and we'll
call me right back. No hold on, all right, it's
a thank you, Blake, Thank you Rich Kiss FM.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Come on wait wait Blake. The idea of is that
we have Blake on is a guest to promote the
buck guest. Oh you mean after it airs, yes, after
after it drops on Sunday. We have her on Monday
is a guest to promote the bunk.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Okay, So forget that call ever took place?

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Got it?

Speaker 11 (50:23):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (50:24):
And guess what guess who's guess who joined my breakfast
with my dad and Diana and he won't be There's.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Somebody I know, Yes, somebody joined your breakfast and he
won't leave.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Okay, like he sat down at your table.

Speaker 14 (50:40):
I'm trying to my left for thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Can I guess who is sure?

Speaker 9 (50:48):
I just assume it's Noah.

Speaker 14 (50:54):
I would welcome.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
That is a delight.

Speaker 11 (50:59):
All right, Well, I welcome.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
I can tell you, guys who it is. I know
I know for sure, rich No, No, I mean, I'll
write it down.

Speaker 14 (51:05):
I know rich knows who it is, don't Okay?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
All right, We're gonna promote your appearance on the A
couple of therapy podcasts.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
I know this is Richard's idea. What now?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Well again, so we're promoting the Couple's therapy podcasts and
then dropped yesterday special guest, special guest, Blake And so
we've like booked her on the show about the podcast.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
All right, uh, special guest on the line, you guys
the star of the most recent Couple's Therapy podcast, Blake
Van asked, nice job.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Year.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
If you missed any of the podcast, you can listen
to it on our on Demand channel. But good morning,
Blake Van asked, good morning, and then you heard what
happened on Friday, and that's that. Then you heard the
rest of it. But that was some of the.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
You know, it's interesting about the guy that sat down
with her. It's just having a Friday.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
I just the balls and some people like to me,
the guy goes there, stands at you know, Blake's eating
breakfast with her family, and he stands there and she
introduces him, and then he says, this is the part
of those doing. He goes, do you mind if I
pull up a chair and then pulls up a chair
then stands for forty five minutes. Forty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
That's terrible, I know, right.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
It was a politician who's trying to raise money for
his run, which I thought we were over. I didn't
know politics are still going on. I thought that whole thing.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
They're kind of always going on, right, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Man, So anyway, so it's just a little behind the
scenes saying, real quick, let's get into some TV, uh
Rich the show on Apple TV with John Hamm.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Yeah, your friends in Neighbors, Yeah quick. John Ham's like
and everything. He's like Nicole kidman.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Now he started outlive.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Oh he did, I didn't see it yet.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Yeah, it's it good.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Yeah, you know I got this thing now.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
It was started night live where I watched the opening,
I watched the news, and then I watch the artists,
like Lizzo.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
I know Lizzo's canceled, but damn she's good. Is she
still canceled?

Speaker 7 (52:59):
I think I think so.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
But she is so talented though, and she looks amazing.

Speaker 7 (53:03):
She's doing a good job though with her cancelation, though,
she's staying under wraps, which is what she needs, right.

Speaker 6 (53:07):
Right, yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
No.

Speaker 6 (53:08):
In the middle of John Ham's monologue, Karen Cole kid.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Yea kid.

Speaker 10 (53:14):
Here.

Speaker 18 (53:16):
I know.

Speaker 9 (53:17):
I'm just just making a cameo.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
I'm a huge, huge star and I'm doing really well
all by myself.

Speaker 9 (53:24):
All right, I'm sorry, man, Hey, I'll make it.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Up to you.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Okay, cool man, just give you your asker.

Speaker 9 (53:28):
But don't you have enough, man, I've seen those photos
of you in your grace Westmans.

Speaker 7 (53:34):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
This show's pretty good. So his show is he's like
some Wall Street guy that loses everything and he lives
in this foofy neighborhood. So he decides to start stealing
stuff from his friend's rich houses to sell like on
the slide. So there's only two episodes out. But it's good.
It's good.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I'm almost done with the second episode.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
I think it is good. It's just kind of a
slow build.

Speaker 6 (53:54):
I think I'm in the middle of the first episode.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
I mean, I feel like this slow build is kind
of necessary because you see his life all apart and
how he gets to the point of where he's so desperate.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
It starts off with his dead body and blood.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
I'm like, Okay, how's he gonna get to there? But
right now I'm not even I'm almost done with the
second episode, and he hasn't got to the part where
like anything's happening yet. You know, he just starts stealing
watches right now. But anyway, nineteen twenty three ended two
right season two?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Did you watch the finale?

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Season one?

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Let me just say that is as good as any
movie I've ever seen. In fact, I think I may
rewatch the whole thing that I thought it was so
well done. Big budget looks great. Harrison Ford only has
two speeds for acting. Now he's either whispering like I.

Speaker 9 (54:37):
Think we're going to get invaded, We're gonna have to protect.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
The land or he's yelling at the top of his
lungs about nothing. You gotta put up that fence by free.
But he's great. The whole cast is great. Highly recommend.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Okay, you know what I can't get into right now
is Black Mirror. I don't know why, I you know what.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
I started watching the first episode of it, and I'm.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Like, really, I don't think I would expect to be
number one on Netflix, but it's.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
I just feel like Black Mirror has lost its like
fizzle like it was, like, so I feel like the
episodes in the more recent seasons aren't as like jaw
dropping right first one.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
I mean they're still disturbing to think of, like if
you put yourself in the shoes of like that that position.
Like the first episode is basically about this woman who
she she faints and ends up being possibly brain dead, right,
and they have like this new technology where they can
upload part of your brain to the cloud and then
you have to pay a subscription and if you go
out of the coverage area, she like faints again yet

(55:33):
literally like her brain.

Speaker 6 (55:35):
Yeah kind of in away and I was just like
watching it going I don't think I need to finish
this episode right now.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
She starts doing ads because she's not paying for the
tier that gets you no ads, So in the middle
of the day she'll be like espresso beans from Canada
and like she'll do an AD and it starting to
get her in trouble at work because she's a school teacher.
But I thought it was decent.

Speaker 7 (55:57):
I liked it. I mean I genuinely like Black Mirror.
I think it's fun to be able to like think
about things like that sometimes. But have you seen this
stuff where it's like people who haven't seen season one
or season two of Black Mirror and they're starting on
season three, episode one. All the people are like, no,
you need to go start watch episode one, season one
and be traumatized like.

Speaker 12 (56:14):
The rest of us, right, But you can watch them
out of order, yeah, gret The thing that is crazy
in the first episode of this most recent season is
what the husband does to pay for the subscription.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
That's true wife, and you're like, the things you would
do to keep your wife subscription on and to keep
her alive.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
He starts cutting out his teeth on the internet for pay,
like on like an onlyfan style thing, and it ends
in the Darken Kyle, I'd be like, you know what
it looks like vegetable.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
You would never let that in the play.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Speaking of Blake, Blake and I are on the Couple's podcast.
It's on John j. Rich on demand channel on the
iHeart RADIOPP where if you get your podcast, where we
get some entertainment news, com Painting Can Spill the Tea
on Coachello this weekend, Ryan Secret, Damy pull Or so
much to get to next, John Jaye Rich, John Jaye
Rich gets some entertainment news. Chris Jenner. I know she

(57:12):
was at the launch of the Space Shuttle thing today,
but what else she was.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
She was also on a podcast called The Burnouts, and
she shared some really interesting advice that she had given
to some high school kids to keep their cars clean.

Speaker 6 (57:25):
And here's why she said that.

Speaker 19 (57:27):
I wish that it was legal if I was interviewing somebody,
to have somebody sneak down and look, go look at
the inside of the car and how does that look?
Because it just kind of represents organizational skills and discipline,
and you know, just the way that you feel about
yourself and that you you know, it's like, you know,
going out into the world.

Speaker 6 (57:46):
How do you want to present yourself when you go
out into the world.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
And I thought, oh my gosh, like my car, John
Jay's car. Pay We've talked about our cars. You got
just total disasters.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Only higher rich.

Speaker 6 (57:58):
Yeah, I like Chris Jenner would be disgusted.

Speaker 7 (58:02):
By the car.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
It's never been dirty, dude, never.

Speaker 6 (58:04):
Your car's always spotless.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
It smells really good now too, it smells like berries.
I put some new air freshen you're in.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
The beds, Beyden, Why did you say Coachell is going
viral for all the wrong reasons?

Speaker 7 (58:13):
Well, because did you guys see all the camping situations.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
Like of it was like the cheap way to go
to and then like what people are sleeping there?

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Yeah, they were literally explaining them as if like they
were districts in the Hunger Games, like they were like
because some of these camp tent situations, like they are
really going through it. And then on the other side
of like rich Coachella, they're in these like beautiful air
conditioned tents Like it was insane and it's going viral
for how bad.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
So the people situation is in the air conditioned tents?
Is that like celebrities like be burning and they probably
have to deal with traffic and deal there. They helicoptered in,
helicoptered out.

Speaker 7 (58:48):
Ten thousand dollars to book a tent for a room
like that.

Speaker 6 (58:50):
Oh my gosh, collars pocket change for Kendall Jenner.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Is there anything that we should get into? And Cochella,
we hit it all and I saw Bens and Boon video.
He was he's freaking.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
Amazing him flipping on stage and then he brought one
of the guys from Queen out to seeing Bohemian Rhapsody.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Pretty awesome.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
What I found interesting is you got Kylie Jenner and
Timothy shallow May walking all around Coachella making out like
PDA to the Nines, and then her daughter Stormy.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
At her exus Travis Scott's show. I'm just like, oh,
it's just like the dynamic. There was probably a little awkward.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
Right has to be when I saw that, because I,
for some reason forgot that Travis Scott was like headlining.
I don't know why I'm so worried about Lady Gaga,
but I was like, you know, that was a conversation
between Kylie and Timothy like totally you know, she was like, hey,
you know physical touch. That's our love language. But really,
let's amp it up. Yeah, you know Trav was out
there looking.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
For that, for sure.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
I saw Bieber there.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
But I'm curious because you know, I have a lot
of clothes from him, Drew House, I mean never had
my crocks right there, right and I I have a
shirt one of my favorite pairs of some trunks is
Drew And is he not doing that anymore?

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
He's not doing it anymore, And there must have been
some major drama because he literally went online and was like.

Speaker 6 (01:00:08):
I am not associated with Drew House anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
If rocked with me, he said, if you he literally said,
if you rock with me, do not waste your money
on that brand. And he's but he's he teamed up
with a new clothing company that he actually instagram I
was like on stories or whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
It's called Skylark, and so that's his new that's his
new brand that he is associated with.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Well, okay, I know, I.

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
Think there was some major drama there. That's what.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Like the person he co founded it with he met
through Scooter Braun. If you guys remember at the beginning
of this year, he followed Scooter Braun and a couple
other people, and that was one of them. So he
probably had some like dirty business dealings.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Well, in one of the documentaries He's or Somewhere, I
saw he's hanging with that guy. They seemed to be
friends forever, the guy that does runs the clothing line.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
Yeah, not anymore named after him, I know, I know.
So that's why he's making it very clear that he
has nothing to do with it anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
I do ride with him, but I also have has
already bought from him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
So for you to buy a Skylark one, he's not
gonna worry about the swim trunc already in. He was
that he was in, then you're fine.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Okay, what else about Charlie xx I saw her too.
She looked great.

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
Yeah, Charlie XCX, she I thought, probably had one of
the best sets of weekend one of Coachella. She brought
out Billie Eilish and they sang their song Guess, and
then she brought out Lord and I was like, yes,
giving us everything that we want. I think everyone was
pretty happy with her set.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Good morning, John Jay and Rich Can I help you?

Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Is this John Jay?

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
Hi? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:01:39):
Hi, Bhye you used your really nice soft.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Voice when you used to work at the check cashing store.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
But anyway, what's your name?

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
You guys are totally hi.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
My name is Flaudia.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
What's going on?

Speaker 11 (01:01:56):
You guys were just talking?

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
You know, you just got into nineteen twenty three, and
I just want to to tell you that the guy
that plays Spencer, the actor, he is actually going to
play Batman in the next.

Speaker 9 (01:02:08):
Batman movie.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Oh that's good, that's I I agree with that. Yeah,
that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Wait wait, wait, hold on, what about Robert Pattinson? Is
he not doing it? No?

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
So they just announced that he is.

Speaker 14 (01:02:21):
He's going to be taking it over Brandon Skelner, And
it's uh, is it gun.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Is it that I don't James Gunn is the director
on it?

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
So, and yeah, I mean with those eyeballs, how can
you not? Yeah, he's handsome as hell. Well wait a second.
Nick seems to be confused, because Nick is all about
this whole world.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
What do you got, Nick? You don't think so.

Speaker 9 (01:02:44):
Brandon Skilner wants to play Batman. There's been no announcement
on who's playing Batman.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
Oh roasted. Sorry, I agree with that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
He'd be great, He would be great.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
But what I heard was that Rob Pattinson's doing Dune
three and they were afraid that they're gonna have to
delay the Batman too.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
Really, I can't see him.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
In just well, I like that guy, and I was
telling Rich he looked so familiar and I couldn't place
where I knew him from. And then I ended up
googling him and I realized, you guys know where I
know him, this guy from. He's the guy that was

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doing all the press about it ends with Us. He's
like the third guy. It's like there's Jason Baldoni and
then there's Blake Lively, and there's this guy doing all
this press. He's got a mustache.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
I'm like, that's him. I didn't finish it ends with Us.
Do you see him?

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
I recognize?

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Funny? Thanks, thank you for calling in, Thanks for listening.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Hey, yeah, and no problem being wrong, but thank you
for Nick for correcting me because it was over the
internet the other day.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
It's all over the internet, Nick, are you sure you're not?

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
You don't know for sure it is.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
I just googled it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
I should have googled it before I called you, And
it is been de Blond And he says that he
never said that, and it's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
I think we need to do a segment about stuff
that Claudia is kind of heard to be true.

Speaker 19 (01:04:20):
Yes, But also though I wanted to say that, I
was sitting here out loud as Peyton was talking about
that cute little movie that's on Netflix, like I watched
it on Sunday afternoon, just like for something to watch.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
And I'm over here and I'm like.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Oh, yes, you're so right.

Speaker 14 (01:04:32):
It was just a little different.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
It was so good.

Speaker 15 (01:04:34):
I was having a whole conversation over here just.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
About this TV show.

Speaker 14 (01:04:40):
So I love you guys, guys for years and years
and years.

Speaker 15 (01:04:44):
So you guys are super awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:04:47):
All right, guys, have a great day, guys.

Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
Buy That's how.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
We need a contestant. We're gonna play a game. What
can we play? We're gonna play real fakes.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
We need to contesta tickets to see ADDIE's the World
Tour Glendale August twelve was a diamond arena. We got
your tickets. You're gonna play. We need you to call
it right now. Eight seven seven ninety three seven more
four seven. Now we already talked about the highs and
lows or the highs of like Kyle Sun Easton riding
a bike.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
But now, also, I mean, this is like pretty scary.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
I think it's.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Probably like one of my worst nightmares as a parent.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
So Addie has a tablet and she's ten years old,
and she has recently downloaded this game. It's like a
horse game. So in the game, you basically tame horses
and you collect them. Seems innocent, right, So I was
sitting next to her, this is about a couple months ago,
and she was acting kind of weird about me seeing

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what was going on on the screen. We'll come to
find out there's like a chat feature that I had disabled.
But apparently she figured out the parental like code to
get into the settings chain and opened up the chat
feature and I was like, you know you're chatting was
a perfect stranger. You have no idea who's on the
other end of this, And so I went in and
I disabled again. I changed the password and thought everything

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was fine. Then over the weekend, I I was in
my closet and Scott came in and he's like, hey,
I just wanted to know that. I was like, Addie
and Eastern are doing their quiet time. I passed Addie
a couple times, and she seemed like very weird about
me seeing what was going on the screen. Turns out
she reset the profile, which then reset the password, then

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opened up the chat again and was chatting with who knows.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
So I went in and I'm trying not.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
To be like hysterical, because what I really want to
say to her is like that's so bad.

Speaker 9 (01:06:45):
On the other hand, and start growing.

Speaker 6 (01:06:47):
In and like, you know, like really give her a nightmare.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
So she gets scared of this because it's terrifying to
me because you do not know who she's talking to.

Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
But I like kept my cool.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
I was like, so, can you help me understand why
you would go in and put the chat on when
I already told you this was not acceptable. She's like, well,
there's this girl on here that's really nice and this
is the only way I have to chat with her.
And I said, okay, can I see the chat? She
shows me the chat and it's like it's innocent talk

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about the game, but also it's the beginning of the chats,
which is the grooming period, which wouldn't She's like, they're
not asking me my address or personal questions or anything
like that, and I said, well, I appreciate that you're
aware of that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
I said, but let me ask you a question. How
do you know that this is a girl you're speaking with?

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
And she's like, well, her name is Amber, And I
was like, how do you know her name is Amber?
She said, well, I guess I don't know. And I'm like, okay,
let me ask you another question. How do you know
it's a kid on the other end? And she's like, well,
look how they spell were? And I was like, you
don't think adults misspell words ever, And she's like, I

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guess they could. And I said, Addie, I love your
innocence so much, but this is what predators do online.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
They pretend to be kids. They pretend to do this.
They pretend to like the things that you.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
Like to gain trust in you, and then eventually may
ask you those other things.

Speaker 6 (01:08:13):
Could it be a kid?

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
Sure? Could it also be someone very dangerous? Yes, Retchie's
why we disabled.

Speaker 6 (01:08:19):
This chat feature.

Speaker 5 (01:08:21):
So she was like crying, and she was like she
gets she gets like very disappointed in herself because like
she hold herself to a really high standard and she's like,
I'm so stupid and I'm like, no, you're not stupid.
Was it not a smart decision?

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Now I had to take away her tablet, and I'm like,
she said, are you gonna throw it away? And I'm like, no,
I'm not gonna throw away the.

Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
Tablet and it's a perfectly good tablet.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
But now I'm literally, like I told her, I just
have to decide if I'm gonna let her play that
game anymore or if I'm deleting it all together.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
You should have somebody here, like, have Nick or somebody
here call her and she'd be like, Hi, is this adding?

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
Hey, this is ever seeing on the game.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Last couple of days.

Speaker 6 (01:09:05):
What's out there?

Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
So scary?

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
You totally played it. I would have flipped out. I
totally would have if.

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
Ficked out that she wouldn't show me the chat.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Yes, so scary. It's so scary because you also think,
why is Amber's mom let her do that?

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
Total who charter online and do whatever she wants?

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Did Amber tell her how to reset it? Then that's
an adult?

Speaker 6 (01:09:30):
No, No, I don't know who told her that idea,
but yeah, that's where we're at right now.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Well, let's say how to Rick? Good morning, Rick? Hey,
this is all right, you're gonna be our contestant. Nick.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
What game we got?

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
Nick?

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
And Rick?

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
Nick?

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Rick and Rich? Okay, what game will you playing? Nick?

Speaker 9 (01:09:47):
We're playing real or fake today?

Speaker 19 (01:09:49):
Guys.

Speaker 9 (01:09:50):
I like to theme my games. What's a good theme? Okay, okay,
we did go with Easter? Yes, it's Easter theme. I've
got some Easter traditions here. Some are real and some
are ones that are just made up. Your goal is
to guess which is which. Okay, Rick's ready to all right,

(01:10:15):
So here we go. We're gonna start off round one
with John Jay. John Jay the Great jelly Bean Toss.
At sunrise, Participants line up in pairs and toss jelly
beans into each other's mouths increasingly ridiculous distances, catching five
in a row without dropping. And he is said to
bring a month full of sweet surprises.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
I mean that sounds fun and real to me, so
I will say that is real.

Speaker 9 (01:10:40):
You're gonna go with real? You would be incorrect? Yeah,
I think now that's that'll be a tradition for us
in here, guys. Rickord Bunny Suit Parade of Regret. After
Easter dinner, everyone puts on the most ridiculous bunny costume

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they can find and parades through the neighborhood. The last
one to get honked at by a passing car must
host Easter next year.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
That's gotta be real. That sounds very New Jersey.

Speaker 9 (01:11:11):
Okay, and again you would be incorrect.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Wow, we're missing out of some great traditions that could
be happening all over.

Speaker 9 (01:11:23):
No points for John Jay, No points for Rich Peyton.
The bloom basket quest On Eastern morning, families hide small
hand woven baskets filled with seasonal flowers instead of eggs.
Each flower represents a different blessing, joy, renewal, love, or luck.
Whoever finds the basket with the rare white tulip gets

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to make one spring wish for the year.

Speaker 7 (01:11:47):
Hmmm, I'm gonna say that's real.

Speaker 9 (01:11:50):
Okay, that's a very good guess and it is correct.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Jaya.

Speaker 9 (01:11:56):
One point for Peyton, officially on the board, Kyle. The
boiled egg whispering ceremony. Each person holds hard boiled egg
to their forehead and whispers for their hopes for spring
into it. The eggs are then buried in the backyard
to hatch the dreams, though the smell in a week
suggests otherwise.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
Oh, why would anyone do that that's a bad idea,
So I'm gonna say, gonna say a fake.

Speaker 9 (01:12:27):
One point for Kyle, one point for Kyle, one point
for Peyton Rick the carrot crown ceremony after the egg hunt,
children gather leftover carrots and weave them into playful crowns
with vines and ribbons or grass. The child with the

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most creative crown is dubbed the spring Monarch and gets
to choose the day's activities, usually something chaotic like egg
toss dodgeball.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
I don't that sounds fake.

Speaker 9 (01:13:01):
It sounds fake, it does, but in fact it's real.

Speaker 7 (01:13:06):
I feel like we need to see more carrot crowns
on social media.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Isn't real, but the carrot thing IS's wrong with people?

Speaker 9 (01:13:13):
I don't write these rich, but you do. Round two,
the only people on the board are the ladies in
the room. We'll kick things off with John Jay. How
about the peep Stacking Championship? John Jay? Contestants compete to
see who can stack the most marshmallow peeps into a
single tower before gravity or ants bring it down. The

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current world record forty three peeps and a sugar induced blackout.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
I mean that seems real to me. Didn't we do
a peep eating contest in here.

Speaker 9 (01:13:50):
Okay, that's a very good guess. You had a fifty
to fifty chance and you got it wrong, So sorry,
John Jay Rich. The midnight carrot offering children leaves just some.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 9 (01:14:03):
Children leave carrots on their window sills the night before Easter,
hoping the shadow hair will visit. If the carrot has
gone in the morning, the hair has blessed their garden.
If it's still there, someone's been naughty.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Interesting. The carrot thing seems like it's got Easter origins,
so I'm gonna go with that. It's one hundred percent real.

Speaker 9 (01:14:24):
All right, good guess Rich, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
It is a fake on You sucked.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
I don't know my Eastern goose eggs.

Speaker 9 (01:14:33):
For John Jay and Rich. Today we'll move on to Peyton,
the Lantern of the Long Hair. On Easter Eve, a
lantern is lit with a candle in the shape of
a rabbit. It's placed in a window. It's placed in
a window to guide the mythical Long Hair, a forest spirit,
to bring clarity and renewal. In the morning, if the
candle's wax has dripped in a perfect circle, it means

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the year ahead will be filled with harmony.

Speaker 7 (01:14:57):
I'm gonna say real or fake, Peyton. You know, I
don't think people really play with like their luck and
stuff like that, so I'm gonna go with that's real, okay,
something someone would do.

Speaker 9 (01:15:07):
For the first time ever. Peyton has two points in
my game, taking a commanding lead, Kyle. How about the
the Resurrection Relay race, a mix between an egg and
spoon race and interpretive dance. Teams must resurrect a fallen
chocolate bunny by carrying its broken pieces across the field

(01:15:28):
and reassembling it with frosting glue, all dressed as Roman centurions.

Speaker 6 (01:15:35):
Wow, that is that game takes a lot of planning.
I'm going to say fake.

Speaker 9 (01:15:41):
Okay, two points for Kyle.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
You guys are good.

Speaker 7 (01:15:44):
Knocking you guys out.

Speaker 9 (01:15:46):
Rick, You're gonna go see eighties if if you can
get this right here, that's how you say eighties eighties
eight Wait a minute, is it at ease? And then
I had to go look it up.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Is it eighties music or is it military music?

Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
It is a band?

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
Okay, be careful, so we're gonna back up.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Oh yeah, I don't know. People coming out to me careful.

Speaker 9 (01:16:12):
Go down that road, Rick, Rick save us eggshell messages.
In the weeks leading up to Easter, family members write
little notes, jokes, wishes, are confessions and slip them into
carefully cracked and cleaned out eggshells. These message eggs are painted,
hidden and open during Easter brunch, revealing heartfelt or hilarious surprises.

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Oh I'm gonna go with real, Rick Wins again.

Speaker 18 (01:16:41):
All You're gonna go see eighties Eighties a tease, Hold
hold onless.

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
I'll tell you why Instagram and Facebook may need to
break up. Next with John jan.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Rich combostan.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
So comblest John Jaine Rich Kyle, what do you have
for three things we need to know?

Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
This could be huge, like historic.

Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
The Federal Trade Commission is set to take Meta to trial,
and they're accusing Mark Zuckerberg of creating a social networking
monopoly through years of anti competitive product.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
Now, if if a judge like rules on the side
of the FTC, Meta.

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
Which owns Facebook, could be forced to sell off Instagram
and What's App. A lot of people are speculating that
this is why Zuckerberg has made efforts to form an
alliance alliance with President Trump in hopes that maybe he
could stop this or help with the situation. But this
is gonna be very interesting to see what happens, because
if they have a monopoly, they can't have all of
those huge social media apps.

Speaker 6 (01:17:46):
And then someone new, I guess we'll own Instagram and what'sapp.

Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
I'm not sure that that will be or could potentially be,
like I said, historic, So several brewing companies have entered
the cannabis industry with non alcohol beer infused with THHC.

Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
Just in time for four twenty. You can bring it
to your Easter celebrations.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
I guess they advertising by saying in social drinking occasions
or end of the day unwinding after the kids are asleep,
a low dose of THHC brings you right to that
special floaty place without.

Speaker 6 (01:18:16):
Trading feeling good and having fun for a hangover.

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
The cannabis infused booz free bruise contain about five three
to five grams of THHC. Where they are legal, they're
about twenty bucks for.

Speaker 6 (01:18:28):
A six pack.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Turns out the key to a successful marriage may be
money in the sense that you two are aligned about it.
They found couples who are overly focused on money, tend
to communicate less effectively about finances and are actually less
satisfied in their marriages. However, couples who share similar money
related beliefs tend to have better financial communication, which may

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benefit their relationship overall.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
Just says, you know financial.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
Attitudes, you better like it's good to Peyton when you're
in the position you are with Kadie before you're married,
discuss the finances, have those uncomfortable conversations and make sure
you're on the same page, because it could be the
key to the longevity of your relationship in the future.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
You know what's funny about that is that sometimes I
look back at how lucky I am in life with
certain things pretty much my whole life. But like when
it comes to relationships, like my wife, not once did
we ever talk about finances? Do you ever talk about politics?

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
We ever talk about religion?

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
Or we ever talk about how to raise our kids?

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Do you know what I mean? And I think we
just I lucked out on all those categories.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
You just's gonna it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Just happened, Yeah, without it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:33):
Could you imagine if those things weren't around?

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
I can't imagine that. I can't like blows my mind
you know, so to have that conversation, like my advice,
we don't have it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
See what happens?

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
What could go wrong?

Speaker 6 (01:19:45):
Not all of us have dumb LUCKI like John dumb
Lucky's right.

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
It's like I forced gumped my way into yeah, totally
okay relationship totally.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
And that's three things you need to know now.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
On the heels of your other story, you guys, I
was telling you, guys, how a week ago I tried
some gummies right to go to sleep, some marijuana gummies,
yeah with THHC. So there were five milligrams, and then
Peyton got me some. There are ten milligrams. So I
decided to try it Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Ooh, because you don't have to get up on a
Sunday for a show. Exactly how do they work?

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
It was terrible, didn't work at all.

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
Oh God.

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
I took a ten milligram. The only thing that I
could think of that that was at all different, But
it just might have been my mind. I took it.
I waited forty five minutes, nothing happened. I decided to
go to sleep, so I put my seedpop mask on.
I closed my eyes to go to sleep, and the
animation in my dream was fantastic, so I can only
think that. Like I was like, this animation is better

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than Pixar, And I was like, is that the weed?
But wait a minute, it's not like a hallucinogenic, So
maybe it's just my mind making up this dream and
it's a really cool dream. But I'm thinking it's the weed.
Does that make sense? It's a really good Literally, I
was like, I'm gonna put Pixel out of business.

Speaker 7 (01:21:00):
Sleep. No, you might need to take more than a
ten milligram because I would take a ten miligram and
I'm you're a bigger human.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
Then you're also immune probably too.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
You need to take but it works for you, it
works for me. I did nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:21:16):
Dad takes like three of them, if that says anything
of the one because the ones I gave you are
the same ones I get my dad.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
So you take three of them and then you just
kind of wait, did you start to feel anything? Because
I mean my point was I wanted to go to sleep.

Speaker 7 (01:21:27):
You don't need to wait and feel the infectious, right,
So but what I.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
Want is like I want to take it and go
to sleep and wake up nine hours later. But what
happens is I wake up three or four times, I'm like, of,
this gummy doesn't work, and if I don't take the gummy,
it's the same thing. Except yesterday I felt a little like, oh,
I need to go take a sna get this weed
out of my system. Oh really I felt I felt
like I don't feel like ye. So anyway, that that

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was my two cents on

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
The on the weed A good update, Yeah,