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Speaker 1 (00:00):
In this world, man, Wake your ass up, John Jay
and Rich? What's crag a leg?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
And this is the big boss dog snoopy Deagle double
gigsel thing boom.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
What you don't do, John jam we're not talking about
rid ten team. We're not talking about last year. If
the one and only.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Dog, y'all look lass these lastly fixing Eagle double Jizsel
in your face to be and in the place to be.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your
ass sucks. Do you know what today is?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
What is today?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
The administrative professional's debt.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's just a secretary. I'm not a secretary. I'm not
your secretary. I am an assistant, not a secretary.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
The administrative assistant, an administrative assistant misspelled administrative and assistant
highly trained specialists.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's administrative half the administrative professionals date wonderful administrative supports.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
That Joe to our phone number eight seven seven nine
three seven one four seven. The text line text jj
R whatever's on your mind? Nine eight ninety three. It
is Administrative Assistants Day, which is very hard to say.
Used to be called secretary's Day.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, but that's that's not cool to say anymore. I
guess I know.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
In fact, I have all this like old Secretary's Day
stuff that is like that's all over the internet now
that everyone's posting because it's Secretary's Day, Like this is
real audio from from retro secretary's films.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
This is this.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
The clerical field is particularly important to women.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Women hold seventy percent of the job. Take a good
look at your career choices.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's what Patti McGrath did after four years of college
as secretary. You need to be the.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Best you can be, so pack administrative assistant. That's what
it is now that makes me roll my eyes.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I know. Just be grateful that we've.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh you have, celebrating you for you, con.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
On you.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
And things.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Some day so eight seven seven nine three seven one
four seven I think all morning, law, we want to
hear from you, like if i'd be cool to get
into like what's the weirdest thing or strangest thing your
boss ever asked you to?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Or what have you done for your boss? I read
a post we posted on Facebook, Las Side. I read
a post of somebody somebody said they came into work early,
they come into or before anybody else. One day, they
hurt somebody else in there, and they were like, what
the hell, And they went in and the boss was
in the bathroom going to the bathroom and ran out
of toilet paper and needed to oil the paper, so
she had to bring to the.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Good thing she was there.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I had a friend who used to every Friday drive
like one hundred and fifty miles to get steaks for
her boss from some ranch where he just liked the
ribbi that was. That was part of the thing. That's
just a part of her job. A part of the job.
I'm like, I don't know if that's a good job
or not. Then that seemed like that's what she didn't
seem to mind.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
It must be nice to be the boss.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I had a friend that has an assistant and pays her.
She makes a lot of money. And one of the
things that the company that he works for was like,
you guys are this position, so I want to pay
to have it. The company wants to pay to have
an assistant for you so you can just focus on
your job. So what that means is this assistant picks
up their meds, drives it, picks up their laundry, does
(03:37):
everything that so that you are just at work, working right,
so it's.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Kind of like, okay, cool, it's cool.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But like if I was the assistant, I would love
the assistant job because then you're like, all right, I'm
going to CVS to get your stuff, and then you're like.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Go get a smoothie.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, you're like on your own time doing whatever. So
I thought it'd be fun eight seven seven nine three
seven one o four seven. What is something strange that
your boss asked you to do? Or you did something
strange for your boss A B. I also thought about
assistants that have to answer the phone a certain way.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's a great day today, John Jaye Rich. That's what
we say whenever you call. That's what you will hear. Yeah,
that is the greeting.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
If Nick doesn't answer the phone that way, shame on you, man.
And then I thought it'd be fun to say who
has the longest greeting? If they still do that or
most of the time you probably just get a voicemail,
you get a run.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
There's some old school places I think to still pick
up the phone, you get the long, long, long greeting.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And then I thought we could test them out and
call them that work later today and if they answer that,
we will give them prize. So, anyway, did somebody here
have an issue with food? I was trying to remember.
I was something one of the emails that we send
each other at night about ideas for the show, there
was a food issue.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I had something about something healthy that's delicious. Life was
asking about it. There's somebody grows. I don't know cow.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Maybe it was cheese thing because I had something that
happened to me and I thought I could tie it
into it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Think it was what happened to you?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Well, I told you guys, I've been on this cottage
cheesecick where I'm getting like the algorithm sending me all
the different recipes that are really like they look delicious,
but they're made with cottage cheese, like there's extra protein in.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It and whatnot.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
And so I've been trying out different recipes and I like,
yesterday I made two different things that I thought were
just gonna be to die for. It was like cottage
cheese protein cookie dough and then cottage cheese protein chocolate
mouse and I was like, this is gonna be fantastic. Now,
the recipe called for chocolate protein powder. I had some
(05:29):
protein powder was a little expired, maybe circa twenty twenty,
but I figured protein powder definitely doesn't expire. Why would
that expire? So I used it anyways, and I'm like,
let's just test this out. So I make the chocolate moose,
I make the cookie dough, and I take it out
of the kitchen or the fridge, and I take a
(05:50):
bite of the chocolate moose. It's inedible.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It is so bad.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I can't even like I am so like. Growing up,
my parents were the ones that were like, you eat
everything on your plate. You don't waste food, you only
take what you're actually gonna eat, like that kind of thing.
So I always feel guilty throwing any food away.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
But this was just so bad.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
And I don't know if it was the recipe or
the fact that I used.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Its extremely expired protein PA got to be something about
the proteins of the aminos that break down and get sour. Well.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, one of the things you said it in your
in your email was it was inedible and I feel
guilty thrown it away. And I read that three times
and I was like, I thought you said it was
incredible and I feel guilty thrown it away.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, And I'm like, why.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Don't you throw it away? If it was incredible? And
I had to read it three times since I saw
the word inedible. But what happened was for me very
similar is rarely. I was home and my wife we
had all just left over broccoli. So I took it
all in a food a pan. I put some grass
fed butter and some salt and pepper on, and then
I took four eggs and I mixed. I scrambled eggs
in and I sat down my wife and I was like,
(06:58):
this is like I was salad ay for right. So
as I'm talking and I'm eating, all of a sudden
there's like a hair in food. Now, that's happened many
times when you live with a red head with long hair.
So I was expecting when I pulled the hair out
of the broccoli to have a long red hair.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It was not. It was a short black hair.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
And that's where I was like, oh, And I had
a whole bowl of it, and my wife was like,
what aren't you still gonna eat it? I'm like, no,
it's not your hair. If it was your hair, I
still get grossed out on your hair. I don't know,
only black hair. I have or my eyebrows and they're
not that long. And I was like I was Dutch
was like good. Later he came home, he's like, it
(07:36):
was your hair. I go, it's not my hair. I
pulled it aside. I don't it's not long enough to
be my hair and it was too dark, So I
don't know if it was the person that washed the broccoli,
you know what I mean. Like, my brain started going
all these different directions of where that hair came from,
and I sat, I throw it in the garbage and
I just stared at it.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I was like, what a shame. Yeah, that's freggs. Such
a delicious broccoli.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Sounds so very similar to your story at any rate.
Eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
It is administrative Assistance Day. We want to hear from you.
We want to know about the crazy thing your boss
asked you to do or just something crazy you've done
for your boss. And also who has the longest greeting
on the phone when we call you
In this world, man, Wake your ass up, John Jay
and Rich? What's crag a leg?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
And this is the big boss dog snoopy Deagle double
gigsel thing boom.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
What you don't do, John jam we're not talking about
rid ten team. We're not talking about last year. If
the one and only.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Dog, y'all look lass these lastly fixing Eagle double Jizsel
in your face to be and in the place to be.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your
ass sucks. Do you know what today is?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
What is today?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
The administrative professional's debt.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's just a secretary. I'm not a secretary. I'm not
your secretary. I am an assistant, not a secretary.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
The administrative assistant, an administrative assistant misspelled administrative and assistant
highly trained specialists.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's administrative half the administrative professionals date wonderful administrative supports.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
That Joe to our phone number eight seven seven nine
three seven one four seven. The text line text jj
R whatever's on your mind? Nine eight ninety three. It
is Administrative Assistants Day, which is very hard to say.
Used to be called secretary's Day.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, but that's that's not cool to say anymore. I
guess I know.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
In fact, I have all this like old Secretary's Day
stuff that is like that's all over the internet now
that everyone's posting because it's Secretary's Day, Like this is
real audio from from retro secretary's films.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
This is this.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
The clerical field is particularly important to women.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Women hold seventy percent of the job. Take a good
look at your career choices.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's what Patti McGrath did after four years of college
as secretary. You need to be the.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Best you can be, so pack administrative assistant. That's what
it is now that makes me roll my eyes.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I know. Just be grateful that we've.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh you have, celebrating you for you, con.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
On you.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
And things.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Some day so eight seven seven nine three seven one
four seven I think all morning, law, we want to
hear from you, like if i'd be cool to get
into like what's the weirdest thing or strangest thing your
boss ever asked you to?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Or what have you done for your boss? I read
a post we posted on Facebook, Las Side. I read
a post of somebody somebody said they came into work early,
they come into or before anybody else. One day, they
hurt somebody else in there, and they were like, what
the hell, And they went in and the boss was
in the bathroom going to the bathroom and ran out
of toilet paper and needed to oil the paper, so
she had to bring to the.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Good thing she was there.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I had a friend who used to every Friday drive
like one hundred and fifty miles to get steaks for
her boss from some ranch where he just liked the
ribbi that was. That was part of the thing. That's
just a part of her job. A part of the job.
I'm like, I don't know if that's a good job
or not. Then that seemed like that's what she didn't
seem to mind.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
It must be nice to be the boss.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I had a friend that has an assistant and pays her.
She makes a lot of money. And one of the
things that the company that he works for was like,
you guys are this position, so I want to pay
to have it. The company wants to pay to have
an assistant for you so you can just focus on
your job. So what that means is this assistant picks
up their meds, drives it, picks up their laundry, does
(03:37):
everything that so that you are just at work, working right,
so it's.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Kind of like, okay, cool, it's cool.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But like if I was the assistant, I would love
the assistant job because then you're like, all right, I'm
going to CVS to get your stuff, and then you're like.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Go get a smoothie.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, you're like on your own time doing whatever. So
I thought it'd be fun eight seven seven nine three
seven one o four seven. What is something strange that
your boss asked you to do? Or you did something
strange for your boss A B. I also thought about
assistants that have to answer the phone a certain way.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's a great day today, John Jaye Rich. That's what
we say whenever you call. That's what you will hear. Yeah,
that is the greeting.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
If Nick doesn't answer the phone that way, shame on you, man.
And then I thought it'd be fun to say who
has the longest greeting? If they still do that or
most of the time you probably just get a voicemail,
you get a run.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
There's some old school places I think to still pick
up the phone, you get the long, long, long greeting.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And then I thought we could test them out and
call them that work later today and if they answer that,
we will give them prize. So, anyway, did somebody here
have an issue with food? I was trying to remember.
I was something one of the emails that we send
each other at night about ideas for the show, there
was a food issue.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I had something about something healthy that's delicious. Life was
asking about it. There's somebody grows. I don't know cow.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Maybe it was cheese thing because I had something that
happened to me and I thought I could tie it
into it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Think it was what happened to you?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Well, I told you guys, I've been on this cottage
cheesecick where I'm getting like the algorithm sending me all
the different recipes that are really like they look delicious,
but they're made with cottage cheese, like there's extra protein in.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It and whatnot.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
And so I've been trying out different recipes and I like,
yesterday I made two different things that I thought were
just gonna be to die for. It was like cottage
cheese protein cookie dough and then cottage cheese protein chocolate
mouse and I was like, this is gonna be fantastic. Now,
the recipe called for chocolate protein powder. I had some
(05:29):
protein powder was a little expired, maybe circa twenty twenty,
but I figured protein powder definitely doesn't expire. Why would
that expire? So I used it anyways, and I'm like,
let's just test this out. So I make the chocolate moose,
I make the cookie dough, and I take it out
of the kitchen or the fridge, and I take a
(05:50):
bite of the chocolate moose. It's inedible.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It is so bad.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I can't even like I am so like. Growing up,
my parents were the ones that were like, you eat
everything on your plate. You don't waste food, you only
take what you're actually gonna eat, like that kind of thing.
So I always feel guilty throwing any food away.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
But this was just so bad.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
And I don't know if it was the recipe or
the fact that I used.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Its extremely expired protein PA got to be something about
the proteins of the aminos that break down and get sour. Well.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, one of the things you said it in your
in your email was it was inedible and I feel
guilty thrown it away. And I read that three times
and I was like, I thought you said it was
incredible and I feel guilty thrown it away.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, And I'm like, why.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Don't you throw it away? If it was incredible? And
I had to read it three times since I saw
the word inedible. But what happened was for me very
similar is rarely. I was home and my wife we
had all just left over broccoli. So I took it
all in a food a pan. I put some grass
fed butter and some salt and pepper on, and then
I took four eggs and I mixed. I scrambled eggs
in and I sat down my wife and I was like,
(06:58):
this is like I was salad ay for right. So
as I'm talking and I'm eating, all of a sudden
there's like a hair in food. Now, that's happened many
times when you live with a red head with long hair.
So I was expecting when I pulled the hair out
of the broccoli to have a long red hair.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It was not. It was a short black hair.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
And that's where I was like, oh, And I had
a whole bowl of it, and my wife was like,
what aren't you still gonna eat it? I'm like, no,
it's not your hair. If it was your hair, I
still get grossed out on your hair. I don't know,
only black hair. I have or my eyebrows and they're
not that long. And I was like I was Dutch
was like good. Later he came home, he's like, it
(07:36):
was your hair. I go, it's not my hair. I
pulled it aside. I don't it's not long enough to
be my hair and it was too dark, So I
don't know if it was the person that washed the broccoli,
you know what I mean. Like, my brain started going
all these different directions of where that hair came from,
and I sat, I throw it in the garbage and
I just stared at it.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I was like, what a shame. Yeah, that's freggs. Such
a delicious broccoli.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Sounds so very similar to your story at any rate.
Eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
It is administrative Assistance Day. We want to hear from you.
We want to know about the crazy thing your boss
asked you to do or just something crazy you've done
for your boss. And also who has the longest greeting
on the phone when we call you
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