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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o four to seven Kiss FM, John Jay and
rich Our phone numbers eight seven seven nine three seven
one oh four seven. The text line you can text
us anytime you text jj R and whatever is on
your mind. In ninety six eight ninety three. Big ups
and shout out to everybody that came out on the
Pride Parade yesterday. That was a lot of fun. Thanks
for supporting Pride and our beautiful float. Thanks to Pierre Forward,
(00:20):
Pat Hickey. Hey, you and your brother are awesome. Thanks,
so we have a good time.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We always like to walk the Pride Festival with some prices.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, and Rich, your wife's new business is beautiful.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, I'm really proud of her. She's a She is
a perfectionist when it comes to the details, as you
can see when you look around that joint. But she
is when it comes to herself too, And she was
telling me getting ready for this this event herself was harrowing,
and I thought I would bring her on to tell
you about her spraytan experience. Spray tan, Yeah, I have
(00:55):
not done a spray tan with where another person sprays
you down before the best. The last time I've done
that is when John Jay and I lost a bet
and we had to go into a spree tan booth.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh my gosh, you got sprayed like one hundred times, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Three times.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
And then we had to like I think that was
right in front of when my son was getting baptized
that we did so we were purple looking, our skin
turn purple.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And that was bad. But uh so the place, by
the way is called the Hazley. Hi, Stacy, Hi, Hello.
Let's say someone wants to rent out the Hazley. Where
do they go?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, they just go to www dot the Hazley dot
com and that's h A I s l e y
like Haisley, but with an H the Hazley dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So you have to put in the www.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
No, I only did that as a little like get
ready a website is coming.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Stacey says, nothing without purpose.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
That is absolutely true. That's why when I'm like, you
need to repeat that, I don't understand. I don't really
have to say that to her.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So Rich was and how you're getting ready for this event? So?
And when he raise a spray Tan and how you
so you've never had a person rich I've had that.
And I'd like to hear the woman point of view
because then I'd like to share with you the man
point of view. What's it like in a spray tan Stacy?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh gosh, I can't wait to hear your opinion on this,
John Jay, because I personally hate it, like I love
the outcome. Don't get me wrong, it is one of
life's greatest joys once you're done. However, However, before it
is the most awkward thing in the world, because, first
(02:36):
of all, you you know, to get a good one,
you need to strip down almost all the way. I
pretty much just wear underwear and that is it, and
that is it, and so it's like you are on
full display and it's just you and the woman standing there.
And first of all, it's always cold in those things.
(02:58):
So then so you're already uncomfortable. Then you have this
lady like looking at you, and you feel totally awkward
because she's trying to make small talk and I'm trying
to make the small talk back. But all I can
think of is how awkward I feel. And it is
so embarrassing when she's like, you know, so tell me
(03:21):
about your new place, and you know, like asking questions
and having me, you know, turn around and then be
like bend over a little more so I can get
your bottom. Oh my gosh, stop again. But here's the
thing I have noticed is the worst part, because I
get so discombobulated when I'm I'm in that situation. I
(03:41):
hate it so much that I don't want to talk.
I just want her to talk because I feel better
just listening. But I have noticed the last couple of
times i've done this that when I ask her a question,
sometimes she'll just you know, she'll spray. She'll answer, and
then she'll stop spraying and just keep telling you now,
(04:02):
so no talking.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
And working there.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
So you're like bent over and she's telling you about
her dog.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yes, and it's like no, now you're prolonging the agony.
He just like, get to your story and like you say, rich,
talk and work, talk and work, because otherwise it's just
now I've doubled the time that I'm standing there, completely vulnerable,
and it is terrible. So I finally just had to
(04:27):
learn that. Now what I do is I just praddle
on about everything and everything just so she'll keep working
while I talk and then it gets over faster. But
I feel like a complete and total idiot every time
that happens.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well at least you're with somebody who's atlasia, with someone
who's of the same sex. I've had to go through that,
and it's a woman, and they put you when you're
a guy. I remember the last time I did it,
and the only reason I did is because I was
going to Mexico with a bunch of people to the
beach and I know they wanted to go lay out,
and I hate laying out. So I thought if I
was tan already and be like, I'm tan, I don't
need to layut you guys. So I got spray ten.
(05:02):
So when I go there, I remember they give you
this paper, black paper thong to put on, and so
I put it on. And then she comes in and
the girl that did me, she was nine months pregnant, right,
and she doesn't care. I get it. She doesn't care.
She's done this a thousand times. But as the person
getting spray ten, it's terrible. And they do this pose
and say, tell me, you know, it's where you put
your leg out and you got to turn it in,
(05:22):
so they get the inside of your calf and your
thigh and she's on her knees. She's on her knees,
and I've got this paper thong that does not I
mean it covers everything. So it's embarrassing enough because you
wish it didn't cover everything. I wish I had to
go well, so I got to use two hands, so
I just like, and she's just spray that. She put
your other foot out. Then you got to do that
(05:42):
thing where you put your hands up and you turn around.
You do these weird poll you know the names of them.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It was the last post call.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
It's like star, but you can't go full up. Your
arms have to be slightly bent.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But as embarrassing as that is, I think getting waxed
has got to be war. My wife tells me about
the positions they put her in to get waxed.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You do the butterfly, the butterfly, the butterfly.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You ever you has ever done the butterfly.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I've ever wax butterfly like this? Oh I do that
to sun. I do that outside the backyard and called that's.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Called like happy baby, and you'll go.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Like to me, that's something like when you're a guy
to the lay. Were explaining to me one time at
a at a at a wax place, the guy the
positions they put the guys in which again they don't care,
but as the person getting wax, I don't want to be.
In fact, there's a friend of mine real quick he
posted on Instagram one time he was going to get
wax and he said, I love this place to get wax,
and I go. I messaged him because I wouldn't mind
trying to get like, you know, not my not my privates.
(06:40):
But I go, why do you go to this place?
It's so far away. He's like, honestly, she's older and
she's unattractive. I don't care if she sees my juncket.
You know that point. Yeah, he goes, have you seen
these girls that wax? They're really good looking? Not this person.
So I drive forty five minutes out of my way.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
To get something to like being comfortable out of stacy.
I've had that experience so many times that I don't
get spray tan anymore. I just do self tanner at home.
Then I'm only awkward around me.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And when just tan elbow and Kyle or.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
It's the darkest edge because when you guys see me,
I haven't rinsed yet, it's still developing.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's why you do it, because you don't want to
sit there.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, no, I don't want the machine. I don't like
the machine. I feel like doesn't the color doesn't stay.
And also like there is an extra added convenience. Not
only is it not awkward, but I just do it
at home, like I don't have to leave my house.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Next time I go get spray tan, I'm gonna get
the Kim Kardashian thong.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Oh my gosh, that's so funny jump scare.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well. Thank you Stacy for sharing that wonderful story.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, and thank you guys for supporting me at my
special events and the grand opening.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Always love you, Love you Bye. Booby Booby Booby, I
mean I call her Booby. That's the spray Tam
One o four to seven Kiss FM, John Jay and
rich Our phone numbers eight seven seven nine three seven
one oh four seven. The text line you can text
us anytime you text jj R and whatever is on
your mind. In ninety six eight ninety three. Big ups
and shout out to everybody that came out on the
Pride Parade yesterday. That was a lot of fun. Thanks
for supporting Pride and our beautiful float. Thanks to Pierre Forward,
(00:20):
Pat Hickey. Hey, you and your brother are awesome. Thanks,
so we have a good time.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We always like to walk the Pride Festival with some prices.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, and Rich, your wife's new business is beautiful.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, I'm really proud of her. She's a She is
a perfectionist when it comes to the details, as you
can see when you look around that joint. But she
is when it comes to herself too, And she was
telling me getting ready for this this event herself was harrowing,
and I thought I would bring her on to tell
you about her spraytan experience. Spray tan, Yeah, I have
(00:55):
not done a spray tan with where another person sprays
you down before the best. The last time I've done
that is when John Jay and I lost a bet
and we had to go into a spree tan booth.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh my gosh, you got sprayed like one hundred times, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Three times.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
And then we had to like I think that was
right in front of when my son was getting baptized
that we did so we were purple looking, our skin
turn purple.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And that was bad. But uh so the place, by
the way is called the Hazley. Hi, Stacy, Hi, Hello.
Let's say someone wants to rent out the Hazley. Where
do they go?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, they just go to www dot the Hazley dot
com and that's h A I s l e y
like Haisley, but with an H the Hazley dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So you have to put in the www.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
No, I only did that as a little like get
ready a website is coming.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Stacey says, nothing without purpose.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
That is absolutely true. That's why when I'm like, you
need to repeat that, I don't understand. I don't really
have to say that to her.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So Rich was and how you're getting ready for this event? So?
And when he raise a spray Tan and how you
so you've never had a person rich I've had that.
And I'd like to hear the woman point of view
because then I'd like to share with you the man
point of view. What's it like in a spray tan Stacy?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh gosh, I can't wait to hear your opinion on this,
John Jay, because I personally hate it, like I love
the outcome. Don't get me wrong, it is one of
life's greatest joys once you're done. However, However, before it
is the most awkward thing in the world, because, first
(02:36):
of all, you you know, to get a good one,
you need to strip down almost all the way. I
pretty much just wear underwear and that is it, and
that is it, and so it's like you are on
full display and it's just you and the woman standing there.
And first of all, it's always cold in those things.
(02:58):
So then so you're already uncomfortable. Then you have this
lady like looking at you, and you feel totally awkward
because she's trying to make small talk and I'm trying
to make the small talk back. But all I can
think of is how awkward I feel. And it is
so embarrassing when she's like, you know, so tell me
(03:21):
about your new place, and you know, like asking questions
and having me, you know, turn around and then be
like bend over a little more so I can get
your bottom. Oh my gosh, stop again. But here's the
thing I have noticed is the worst part, because I
get so discombobulated when I'm I'm in that situation. I
(03:41):
hate it so much that I don't want to talk.
I just want her to talk because I feel better
just listening. But I have noticed the last couple of
times i've done this that when I ask her a question,
sometimes she'll just you know, she'll spray. She'll answer, and
then she'll stop spraying and just keep telling you now,
(04:02):
so no talking.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
And working there.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
So you're like bent over and she's telling you about
her dog.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yes, and it's like no, now you're prolonging the agony.
He just like, get to your story and like you say, rich,
talk and work, talk and work, because otherwise it's just
now I've doubled the time that I'm standing there, completely vulnerable,
and it is terrible. So I finally just had to
(04:27):
learn that. Now what I do is I just praddle
on about everything and everything just so she'll keep working
while I talk and then it gets over faster. But
I feel like a complete and total idiot every time
that happens.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well at least you're with somebody who's atlasia, with someone
who's of the same sex. I've had to go through that,
and it's a woman, and they put you when you're
a guy. I remember the last time I did it,
and the only reason I did is because I was
going to Mexico with a bunch of people to the
beach and I know they wanted to go lay out,
and I hate laying out. So I thought if I
was tan already and be like, I'm tan, I don't
need to layut you guys. So I got spray ten.
(05:02):
So when I go there, I remember they give you
this paper, black paper thong to put on, and so
I put it on. And then she comes in and
the girl that did me, she was nine months pregnant, right,
and she doesn't care. I get it. She doesn't care.
She's done this a thousand times. But as the person
getting spray ten, it's terrible. And they do this pose
and say, tell me, you know, it's where you put
your leg out and you got to turn it in,
(05:22):
so they get the inside of your calf and your
thigh and she's on her knees. She's on her knees,
and I've got this paper thong that does not I
mean it covers everything. So it's embarrassing enough because you
wish it didn't cover everything. I wish I had to
go well, so I got to use two hands, so
I just like, and she's just spray that. She put
your other foot out. Then you got to do that
(05:42):
thing where you put your hands up and you turn around.
You do these weird poll you know the names of them.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It was the last post call.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
It's like star, but you can't go full up. Your
arms have to be slightly bent.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But as embarrassing as that is, I think getting waxed
has got to be war. My wife tells me about
the positions they put her in to get waxed.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You do the butterfly, the butterfly, the butterfly.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You ever you has ever done the butterfly.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I've ever wax butterfly like this? Oh I do that
to sun. I do that outside the backyard and called that's.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Called like happy baby, and you'll go.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Like to me, that's something like when you're a guy
to the lay. Were explaining to me one time at
a at a at a wax place, the guy the
positions they put the guys in which again they don't care,
but as the person getting wax, I don't want to be.
In fact, there's a friend of mine real quick he
posted on Instagram one time he was going to get
wax and he said, I love this place to get wax,
and I go. I messaged him because I wouldn't mind
trying to get like, you know, not my not my privates.
(06:40):
But I go, why do you go to this place?
It's so far away. He's like, honestly, she's older and
she's unattractive. I don't care if she sees my juncket.
You know that point. Yeah, he goes, have you seen
these girls that wax? They're really good looking? Not this person.
So I drive forty five minutes out of my way.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
To get something to like being comfortable out of stacy.
I've had that experience so many times that I don't
get spray tan anymore. I just do self tanner at home.
Then I'm only awkward around me.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And when just tan elbow and Kyle or.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
It's the darkest edge because when you guys see me,
I haven't rinsed yet, it's still developing.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's why you do it, because you don't want to
sit there.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, no, I don't want the machine. I don't like
the machine. I feel like doesn't the color doesn't stay.
And also like there is an extra added convenience. Not
only is it not awkward, but I just do it
at home, like I don't have to leave my house.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Next time I go get spray tan, I'm gonna get
the Kim Kardashian thong.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Oh my gosh, that's so funny jump scare.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well. Thank you Stacy for sharing that wonderful story.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, and thank you guys for supporting me at my
special events and the grand opening.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Always love you, Love you Bye. Booby Booby Booby, I
mean I call her Booby. That's the spray Tam
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