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Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Jay and Rich. So a week or so ago,
Rich was pulling a wagon. That's right, and what did
you hurt? What did you injure?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I heard my SI joint came out of its socket,
which is very painful in my knee snap. So I
have a moniscous tear in a slight hamstring tear on
my right leg.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Not a cool way to get hurt. No, it was
a wagon.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
My wife's like, were you jumping up on stage? Were
you're playing with your band? I'm my no, No, this
was before I was pulling a little blue wagon. She's like,
that is not a good origin story for your injury.
So we want to hear for your cool ways you
hurt yourself. Eight seven, seven ninety seven one oh four seven.
Good morning Mary Kay.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Good morning guys.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
How are you.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Were you What's a cool way you hurt yourself?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Well, rich I heard about your story and I have
somewhat of a similar story. Although I wasn't pulling a wagon.
I was on roller skates. I'd play roller derby and
during practice I took a spill and ended up tearing
my mcl roller.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Derby not similar to Richard story. Wheels, which is freaking cool.
He's just pulling a wagon.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Wasn't even a big wagon, little wagon.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
I mean maybe it's the wheels.
Speaker 7 (01:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
That's great. Thank you, Mark. A cool way you hurt yourself.
Speaker 7 (01:24):
Okay, I've got I've got three, so I've chosen the
one where I was jumping off of the stairs and
I kept on going up the stairs and jumping over
all the stairs, and when I got.
Speaker 8 (01:36):
Up to the sixth stair, my grandpa said, don't do
it again. I did it one more time, hit the
top of the ceiling, got a concussion. As I was
coming down. I landed on my arm and broke it.
Of course, yeah, necessitating it. I was in third grade.
It was yeah, it was it was pretty Yeah, it
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was fun.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
All right, Thank you, Mark Ruby. Really cool way you
hurt yourself?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
TI, Good morning guys. Well, when I was like fifth grade,
sixth grade, I was trying to make a skid mark,
you know how you do that on your bike. And
I was on a mountain bike and I pushed on
the wrong brake. I did the front brake only, and
my supermanda over my handlebars. I got gravel and everything
under the skin on my palm and then the tip
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of my ring finger on my right broke, just a tip,
but it was pointing like it was pointing like a
different direction. And my brothers were laughing at me so bad.
They were older than me, and they came over and
they were just like looking at my hands and they
were like, go to uk Ra, Moses. Oh my gosh,
went to the hospital. They didn't do anything but put
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it in a splint. They didn't even break it back.
I had to have searcheg and everything on it. And
they put pins in my finger, and then when I
had to go back and get it, the pins taken out.
Oh my god, that hurts so bad. My finger's still crooked.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And you were just trying to do something cool to
pressure brows much cool?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah I did. They were like Mike skidmore Ruby and
I was like, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Underwear, thanks for make you ray cool. Way you hurt yourself.
So yeah.
Speaker 9 (03:16):
I was in the bathroom after work and I was
trying to take my work clothes off and there was
a fly in the bathroom and I kept trying to
bite me. So I picked up the shirt I had
and I went to go smack the fly, but instead
of hitting the fly, I basically punched the side of
the toilet with my hands, and yeah, and I broke
my finger.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
That's closer to mine, that's closer. I thought he was
trying to kill something. She's punching a toilet. Were just walking,
That's true. She was trying to kill another not like
you were trying to or anything. No, just getting rid
of the corner. Gerald cool Way. You hurt yourself, all right.
Speaker 10 (03:56):
So I was I was at home during the winter,
do it with a wood chipper. It was me, my
father in law, my wife. So wife was heading the
flot in law of the wood. He was put in
the chipper and I was picking it up. So he said, oh, yeah,
we're gonna stop for a second. So I so I
stood up to pick up, you know, to grab the
next one, and I got him in the head with
a log that was flying out of the chipper. Got
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knocked out, came to my father in law. My wife's
just laughing at me, and I'm like And the first
word out of his mouth was didn't you see that
log that flew by you? I'm like, what log? And
I don't remember nothing after that, and then I had
a headache for two days. Secondly, I didn't. I didn't
hurt my I didn't hurt myself. My wife and my
father in law hurt me.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
From a wood chipper.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
That's a no, yeah, gas power, you know, a gas
power wood chipper. And if you put the giant log
in there and it splits it and it shoots, it
shoots the piece, the piece that's on the bottom out.
So I went to just pick I went to grab it,
and it didn't go straight. It came up and hit
me in the head and I hit the side of
the build, you know, the woodshed, and that's how you know.
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And then I had a headache for two days and
a lump on the top of my head.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I thought, maybe you fell into the ship or died.
Speaker 10 (05:13):
Hey, what are you talking about? The white Look at this,
she's trying to call me right now because she knows
we're talking about her. She's literally calling me right now.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
What's her name, Gerald, Her name is Christine?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Do you want to pick her up? And then put
us on hold? All right, All right, Sharman, cool way,
you hit yourself?
Speaker 10 (05:38):
Good morning, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I believe I was in either fifth or sixth grade,
and they have these bars that you can play on
Well I was doing. It was called the death around.
So what you do is you put your legs up
at the bars, no hands, and you fly yourself backwards
and you just keep spinning because your your legs are
around the bar. Well, I guess I grew and when
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I went to do it, I hit my head on
the ground and knocked myself out and they had to
take me to the hospital in an ambulance to make
sure that I didn't break my neck or something like that.
I did not break my neck, but yeah, it was.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
It was.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I thought it was cool at the time, but I
know that move.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Thanks for charming.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
We got the couple's podcasts that we drop every Sunday
at ten. It drops on the same place so you
can listen to this podcast. It's our on demand channel,
John Jon, John Matt And this last weekend or yesterday,
it was Rich and Stacy.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, I got a little heated. We had a little
had a little a little heated discussion. Here's a little clip.
I want to unpack this because I think it's intriguing. Okay,
and it's in the past. Oh no, you kept a
secret from me, A big one, A big secret.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
That's something that's happened since you've been married, or something
about her before.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
She was no no up in about six months ago,
So a little context here. So sometimes on the weekend,
I host a show called Coast to Coast AM. It's
overnight and one of the things that I wanted to
talk about is they're talking about angels that show up
in your life at the right time, and then they
disappear after they help you. And I said, you know,
when I was about seventeen, I got stalled in my
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dad's car, was like below zero. The car just stopped
in the middle of the road and there was nobody
on the road. But as soon as I stepped out
of a car, somebody pulled up and said, do you
need a ride? And I said yes, I got in
the car. They were the nicest person, and I got
to ride home. And my wife starts laughing and she's like,
that did not happen to me recently, and I did
not tell you about it because I knew you'd be
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mad at me. She ran out of gas and she's like,
I didn't call you because I didn't want you to
become the gas police for the rest of my life.
So she's like, I called Triple A. But the second
I ran out of gas, this really creepy guy and
a big truck pulls up and said, you're out of gas.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
You need help.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
He pulls out chains and he started putting chains on
her car. He said, I'm towing you to my house
and we can get dinner and you can figure out
what to do about gas later.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
And she was.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Really freaked out and locked herself in her car, called
the police so that they would come and sit by
her until the Triple A came over. And she never
told me about it.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
How far did the guy get told her.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
He didn't get anywhere, because she's like, no, I'm leaving
my brakes on, please, Triple A's coming here. And he
just he put the chains on and he waited for
a few minutes did the police come. The police came,
and then they asked him to take off, and then
Triple A came and gave her like enough gas to
the gas station.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
And she never told me about it.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
She's like, I knew you would be mad at me
because I ran out of gas, and I knew you'd
be like super protective and make me, you know, carry
you know, guns in my car to protect me he
gets people. She's like, I knew you'd freak out, so
I didn't tell you. And I thought, well, that's a
pretty big thing to leave out, don't you think, Yeah,
that's pretty.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Huge your life event.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, I mean scary, right, and I would. It's almost
impressed at how she never told me. I don't remember
her acting out, like how did you end up finding
out about it? Well, because I was telling her about
how I got rescued in the cold where Friday night
at dinner, She's like, well, that didn't happen to me
six months ago.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I just never told you about it. I think, like
that would bother the hell.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It's it's kind of I kind of get why she didn't,
because I would be preachy. I would be very bothered.
I would be very scared because I've kind of overreacted before.
When you know, she's talked about somebody hanging around her
store on Sundays kind of looking like they're you know,
they're stalking through the window. I got her security, I
got new cameras put up, I got her you know,
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like what it was, Berna pepper Launchers. I'm like, all
that you have to keep, you gotta you gotta be
so aware. So I'm very hyper vigilant, and she's probably like,
you know what it happened, It went away, I got gas,
I got to the gas station. But I think she
was more concerned about me preaching about not having enough
gas in your car.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Okay, So if she would have called you and said
I ran out of gas, yeah, what would you? What
would what's your p post story?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
What I have told you?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I would have called Triple A And so they can
probably bring you out the part that she's worried about.
Would you have done what she was worried about?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Probably a little bit.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, Okay, because now she's told you yes, so it's
still the same problem. Yeah, she told you, So how
how are you reacting to that? Well, of course you're like,
what else did I know?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Be the gas police? She's told you the story, so
now the gas police. I wasn't even on the podcast.
I was like, you know, now, you know you should
keep track of things. But I also know that she's
sort of scattered in her outside life, so that kind
of thing is probably gonna happen with.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Her, is I don't even know? That's the part it
bothered me that she like if it was my wife.
How do you not call me?
Speaker 10 (10:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
How do you not call?
Speaker 8 (10:41):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
And that's what I feel the worst about. How do
you not when you come homego, you're not gonna beie?
What happened to me today? That's what I said bad about.
Like the fact that she called nine to one one
or whatever number she called. She called the police like
she was scared. Yeah, that's so weird. She's like, I
knew where you were. She's like, you were nowhere near
where I was. She's like, I was in Chandler off
the one oh one in Arizona and you were like
in Tempeed. She's like you couldn't have gotten there in
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five minutes. Yeah, at least call me until something happens
in that wild. So we unpacked that whole thing in
the podcast, but it's like, what did you find out
later that.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Makes you go?
Speaker 9 (11:15):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
It made me, It kind of made It's still sticking
with me a little bit. Do you have a huge
story that you found out later about somebody?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I have something similar, but nowhere near that. Mine is
like my sister she had dinner with stallone and didn't
tell me till three days.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Well, that's pretty big.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
How do you not tell me a you're going to
dinner with? How do you not call me during dinner?
How do you not call me? Or why does it
take you three days to tell me? I love Sylvester Stallone.
I loved in my entire life. His name in all
the Rambo movies is John J. That's only after other
John J. Ramble from Arizona. I'm in eighth grade. My
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entire life. When you go to travel and you go
to these little little stores, they've got you know, your name,
like they got a litt coffee mug says mate, or
a license plate that says Kyle or something that says rich.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
There's never a judge eighth grade Sylvester Stallone to go.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
They pull his name tag to go, oh look here,
I can tell you the whole name, because look at here,
old Harry's got a name. He pulls his name tag
Rambo John Jay, and I went.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
What.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
A time.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
I can't wait to meet him to let him know
that my name is John Jay.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
And my sister, oh my god. You know a couple
of days ago had dinner with Syvesiter salone. What what
Sylvester Stallone?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Her and Gordon ramsay what.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
We call this burying the headline, huge, burying the headlight
and all these.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, who buried the headlight? Her life wasn't on the
line like your wife does.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, Like he could have been living in that absentia, right,
she could have been like a prisoner in a an aquarium.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I'm like, is that what you want?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Like?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
What would I have done if you just disappeared? Your
wife totally could have disappeared totally.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I mean that sounds like that's that's kind of like
what was about to happen if she wasn't, you know,
locking the doors and hanging tight.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Who knows