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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're gonna do some stacks and some hacks. I have
(00:01):
stax information rich as life hacks. Anybody here betting on
March Madness.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I made my bracket, but I'm not. I don't think
I'm actually gonna bet.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Who do you have to win?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
For men or for women?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I didn't do a men's bracket at the women's.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Why did you just tell me women?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Well, because I wanted to know women. I have South
Carolina winning.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Was talking to my son Camp. He has Florida winning
the men.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Dutch has no he has Houston winning, and Dutch has
Florida something like that.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I don't know anything about basketball, so I won't be
involved in that. But if, like, because you had talked
about John Jay, if we were going to do like
a like a show bracket or something, I was planning
on just copying Tim mcgrad because he posted his March
Madness picks and he picked Michigan to win it all.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
March Madness poll found most of us just wing it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Would we filled out our brackets, Twenty three percent said
the main strategies turning to friends or family for help.
Fourteen percent based it on a hunch. Twenty two percent
said they just do whatever vibes they are feeling. One
percent say they do whatever Tim McGraw does.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
In a poll.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
This is another thing that's I think somehow is going
to be related to Kyle and her husband. Five percent
of people say they need or want all of the
physical mail they receive.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Is Amain Scott. He still loves going to get the mail.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
There's a new trend of people going under anesthesia while
getting a tattoo. Doctors say they're serious, that some serious
risks come with doing that, and don't do it.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Apparently, I am now the spokesperson for not having general
anesthesia for tattoo procedures because y'all keep sending these videos
to me and it makes me so angry that people
are doing this. I don't think this was in America,
but anyway, y'all know that forty five year old influencer
guy recently just died on the table while he was
(01:45):
having general anesthesia for a tattoo, which is just ridiculous.
And then if they give him just a little too
much medicine or it's really long, and the medicine starts
to accumulate and he stops breathing. Well, you about to
have yourself a Michael Jackson situation.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah crazy. You know who did that? Who went under
anesthesia for your tattoo? Mellow ball? The mellow ball went
through under to get his whole back tatto.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well that's a big take. He's covered in tattoos.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
A woman in Texas hit the lottery for eighty three
point five million last month, but they won't pay her
because she bought the ticket through an app called jack Pocket.
Officials are looking into whether the wind should count. She
can't get paid until the investigation is complete.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
WHOA, she probably had no idea. She'd probably just having fun.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
A Georgia sorority girl's hot mugshot is trending online. She
got pulled over for speeding this month. The cop let
her off with a warning, then they caught her speaking
again minutes later and locked her up. The inner internet
thinks she's got a lead foot and a terrific smile.
She's beautiful and her uh, her mugshot is trending. Do
we post it?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, because she's smiling.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
She's like, hey, and she's a sorority girl and that
picture is giving sorority like she looks she's so pretty.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's on our John Jay Rich Instagram account, so you
can see it. Go to stories you can see it. Meanwhile,
I forgot I know what won't point. Kyle got put
in jail and arrested, and we had your mugshot somewhere.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Did we ever find it?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I thought, if we ever found it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I felt like we posted on our website like years ago.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Oh I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It would be great if someone can find it for him. Kyle,
what year was it? Do you remember?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Circa two thousand and six or seven?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Maybe were you smiling like the storty girl or not?
I don't think so, because I think that I were like,
don't smile.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I was like, can I smile?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Atari is now selling a smart watch featuring games like Centipede, Pong,
Super Breakout, and Missile Command.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Isn't that cool?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It was like one of the very first video games
back before the way I mean the way video games
are now crazy. But they used to have this game
called Pong. Any guys know what pong is. It was
just two white lines and it would hit a little
white dot slowly like tennis, and it would go big
back and forth, back and forth, it was. In fact,
I have the sound of pong. The sound of pong here,
it is.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
That's legit.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
That was cutting out video games.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It comes such a long way.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Now you got all the surround sound environments.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Thirteen percent of Americans have no interest in visiting the
Statue of Liberty. I went to New York. You want
to go get a boat and go to the no naggs,
no eggs. Happy International Day of Happiness. The UN made
it a holiday in twenty twelve to promote the idea
that happiness is a basic human right. So if you
woke up on the wrong side of the bed today,
(04:35):
you're doing it wrong. This season finale of Severance is tonight.
So if you could get a brain implant that made
you forget your entire workday.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Would you do it? Kyle? Would you?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Probably not, because you've seen.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Some fun here, because we have fun here.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I want to remember this stuff fun here.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
I don't know how you could do your job here
if you separated your home life, because we talk about
our homeworfe that's right.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Ten percent of Americans said.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
They would really, Yeah, I wonder if that's gonna catch
on now. I mean, if you watch the show you
definitely don't want that, right, what do you have for life?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Pack switch?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
It is the first day of spring, and you know
what happens when spring and summer comes hot weather, chap lips.
And you know doctors are coming all together now and
saying don't use the lip bombs because what they do
is they have an ingredient in it actually makes you
feel okay for a second, but then your lips get
drier and you need more and more lip bombs. So
(05:30):
what is the fix? It sounds a little weird, but
try it because it actually works. Soak a green tea
bag in warm water, then just press it against your lips.
Just tea bag against your lip for five minutes. Deal,
Tea bagging is the answer to not chip lips, That
is the answer. Well, green tea is loaded with antioxidants
in tannins that actually help heal and hydrate your lips
(05:52):
as opposed to drying them out like the bombs to
So try the tea bag thing and let us know
that hack can be found in ill Traded at John
Jane Rich dot com.
We're gonna do some stacks and some hacks. I have
(00:01):
stax information rich as life hacks. Anybody here betting on
March Madness.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I made my bracket, but I'm not. I don't think
I'm actually gonna bet.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Who do you have to win?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
For men or for women?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I didn't do a men's bracket at the women's.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Why did you just tell me women?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Well, because I wanted to know women. I have South
Carolina winning.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Was talking to my son Camp. He has Florida winning
the men.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Dutch has no he has Houston winning, and Dutch has
Florida something like that.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I don't know anything about basketball, so I won't be
involved in that. But if, like, because you had talked
about John Jay, if we were going to do like
a like a show bracket or something, I was planning
on just copying Tim mcgrad because he posted his March
Madness picks and he picked Michigan to win it all.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
March Madness poll found most of us just wing it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Would we filled out our brackets, Twenty three percent said
the main strategies turning to friends or family for help.
Fourteen percent based it on a hunch. Twenty two percent
said they just do whatever vibes they are feeling. One
percent say they do whatever Tim McGraw does.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
In a poll.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
This is another thing that's I think somehow is going
to be related to Kyle and her husband. Five percent
of people say they need or want all of the
physical mail they receive.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Is Amain Scott. He still loves going to get the mail.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
There's a new trend of people going under anesthesia while
getting a tattoo. Doctors say they're serious, that some serious
risks come with doing that, and don't do it.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Apparently, I am now the spokesperson for not having general
anesthesia for tattoo procedures because y'all keep sending these videos
to me and it makes me so angry that people
are doing this. I don't think this was in America,
but anyway, y'all know that forty five year old influencer
guy recently just died on the table while he was
(01:45):
having general anesthesia for a tattoo, which is just ridiculous.
And then if they give him just a little too
much medicine or it's really long, and the medicine starts
to accumulate and he stops breathing. Well, you about to
have yourself a Michael Jackson situation.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah crazy. You know who did that? Who went under
anesthesia for your tattoo? Mellow ball? The mellow ball went
through under to get his whole back tatto.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well that's a big take. He's covered in tattoos.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
A woman in Texas hit the lottery for eighty three
point five million last month, but they won't pay her
because she bought the ticket through an app called jack Pocket.
Officials are looking into whether the wind should count. She
can't get paid until the investigation is complete.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
WHOA, she probably had no idea. She'd probably just having fun.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
A Georgia sorority girl's hot mugshot is trending online. She
got pulled over for speeding this month. The cop let
her off with a warning, then they caught her speaking
again minutes later and locked her up. The inner internet
thinks she's got a lead foot and a terrific smile.
She's beautiful and her uh, her mugshot is trending. Do
we post it?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, because she's smiling.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
She's like, hey, and she's a sorority girl and that
picture is giving sorority like she looks she's so pretty.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's on our John Jay Rich Instagram account, so you
can see it. Go to stories you can see it. Meanwhile,
I forgot I know what won't point. Kyle got put
in jail and arrested, and we had your mugshot somewhere.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Did we ever find it?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I thought, if we ever found it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I felt like we posted on our website like years ago.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Oh I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
It would be great if someone can find it for him. Kyle,
what year was it? Do you remember?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Circa two thousand and six or seven?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Maybe were you smiling like the storty girl or not?
I don't think so, because I think that I were like,
don't smile.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I was like, can I smile?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Atari is now selling a smart watch featuring games like Centipede, Pong,
Super Breakout, and Missile Command.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Isn't that cool?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It was like one of the very first video games
back before the way I mean the way video games
are now crazy. But they used to have this game
called Pong. Any guys know what pong is. It was
just two white lines and it would hit a little
white dot slowly like tennis, and it would go big
back and forth, back and forth, it was. In fact,
I have the sound of pong. The sound of pong here,
it is.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
That's legit.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
That was cutting out video games.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It comes such a long way.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Now you got all the surround sound environments.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Thirteen percent of Americans have no interest in visiting the
Statue of Liberty. I went to New York. You want
to go get a boat and go to the no naggs,
no eggs. Happy International Day of Happiness. The UN made
it a holiday in twenty twelve to promote the idea
that happiness is a basic human right. So if you
woke up on the wrong side of the bed today,
(04:35):
you're doing it wrong. This season finale of Severance is tonight.
So if you could get a brain implant that made
you forget your entire workday.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Would you do it? Kyle? Would you?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Probably not, because you've seen.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Some fun here, because we have fun here.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I want to remember this stuff fun here.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
I don't know how you could do your job here
if you separated your home life, because we talk about
our homeworfe that's right.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Ten percent of Americans said.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
They would really, Yeah, I wonder if that's gonna catch
on now. I mean, if you watch the show you
definitely don't want that, right, what do you have for life?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Pack switch?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
It is the first day of spring, and you know
what happens when spring and summer comes hot weather, chap lips.
And you know doctors are coming all together now and
saying don't use the lip bombs because what they do
is they have an ingredient in it actually makes you
feel okay for a second, but then your lips get
drier and you need more and more lip bombs. So
(05:30):
what is the fix? It sounds a little weird, but
try it because it actually works. Soak a green tea
bag in warm water, then just press it against your lips.
Just tea bag against your lip for five minutes. Deal,
Tea bagging is the answer to not chip lips, That
is the answer. Well, green tea is loaded with antioxidants
in tannins that actually help heal and hydrate your lips
(05:52):
as opposed to drying them out like the bombs to
So try the tea bag thing and let us know
that hack can be found in ill Traded at John
Jane Rich dot com.
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