October 6, 2025 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for stacks and hacks. I have stax information, which
has life hacks. This information I have is really good today.
If you ever want to embarrass your kid in public,
toss out a dad joke. It's still the most efficient
way to do it. One in six parents say dad
jokes and awful puns or the top things that can
make their kids cringe. Survey specifically look at family vacations
(00:21):
found the average parent embarrasses their child two to four
times per trip. And that is one way to embarrass
your kids. I wish that was just how my dad
chose to embarrass us, just a dad joke.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
He goes deep in the paint.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Come on, man, that man has no filter. A nineteen
year old college student damaged seventeen vehicles in August, and
he asked chat schipy t if he could go to
jail for the vandalism. The cops found the chat cheap
et conversation on his phone and charged him with felony
property damage.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Embarrassed like that, Come on, dude, if you're gonna be
like that, like at least think smart.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
But that's something I feel like people don't.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I don't really calculate, is it like chattypet isn't like
this private thing, Like they're taking stuff from your chattypeute
and giving you ads some very bad stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
There's a new health hack that I considered. When I
was reading about this, I thought maybe I could try,
but I don't know. It's on Tiktac TikTok. It's called
a fifty jump trend. The minute you get out of bed,
you jump in place fifty times.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's supposed to be a quick way to get your
blood flowing first thing after waking up.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I have seen the TikTok where they say that if
you jump one hundred times a day that you will
always have good muscles and you don't have to worry
about falling or any of that. Or not muscles but
goo good bone density.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, this I think is very relatable and hilarious. At
the same time, a woman paid seven hundred dollars. She
had a sound in her car. It was making a
weird noise. Took it to the mechanic and they could
not fix what was wrong with They couldn't he was
making a weird noise. Mechanics couldn't figure it out, so
(01:57):
they end up giving her a sixty thousand mile tune up,
which costs herself one hundred dollars. She brought the car home,
she realized that the sound was from her phone connected
to the Bluetooth and it was fireplace soundscaping. This is
the sound right here. This is sound of her car,
(02:19):
and the mechanics sit in the car and we don't
know what the hell it is.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
She's like, my car is making a warm and inviting tone, right.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
She probably just had that on to like go to
sleep at night. Amazon announced a new AI feature for
Ring cameras to help find lost pets. You'll be able
to connect with other RING users in your neighborhood and
let them know if your pet went missing. AI will
automatically detect cats and dogs and tell you if there's
a possible match.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Best horror movie from every year. It's official now every
year from two thousand and five until now. And I'm
not a horror movie fan, but I could tell you
I've heard you guys talk about like Insidious. Yeah, that
was number one scary movie in twenty ten. Drave you
the hell m that was two thousand and nine. The
Cabinet who was twenty eleven twenty twelve sinister, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
And it's all. I actually really liked those movies.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Twenty thirteen was the conjuring Love It, Get Out was
twenty seventeen Yeah, twenty nineteen was Midsommar. Yeah, that one's creepy,
twenty two was Nope, yep, and the scariest movie twenty
twenty four is called I Saw the TV Glow. Never
heard of it. I never heard that, never heard of it.
What do you got for live hats? Rich?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, let's talk about your iPhones. All your phones actually
so now more than ever, most people are on like
the five G network, and scientists say, we don't know
yet what that does to your brain. So of course
you don't want to have your phone to your ear
that much. Unless you're calling the show, then yes, please
do that. But they say the worst place is it
(03:45):
is by your bedside. So if you're one of those
people who use your phone for an alarm clock, and
that's your excuse to keep your phone by your bed,
experts now say, at least do us this favor. If
you don't have a separate alarm clock, keep your phone
across the room, set your alarm for as late as
you're gonna get up, so you don't have a bunch
of different alarms where you get you know, you just
(04:07):
hit stop or snooze or whatever. That way you don't
have that stuff going through your brain because they just
don't know in any time in history that anybody's ever
had that much stuff, that much electronic radiation five G
stuff going right into your skull. So please, if you
use your phone for an alarm clock, put it across
the room or maybe even in a different room, so
(04:27):
you have to get it up, get up, and then
turn it off. That hackened many more at John Jayandridge
dot com
Time for stacks and hacks. I have stax information, which
has life hacks. This information I have is really good today.
If you ever want to embarrass your kid in public,
toss out a dad joke. It's still the most efficient
way to do it. One in six parents say dad
jokes and awful puns or the top things that can
make their kids cringe. Survey specifically look at family vacations
(00:21):
found the average parent embarrasses their child two to four
times per trip. And that is one way to embarrass
your kids. I wish that was just how my dad
chose to embarrass us, just a dad joke.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
He goes deep in the paint.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Come on, man, that man has no filter. A nineteen
year old college student damaged seventeen vehicles in August, and
he asked chat schipy t if he could go to
jail for the vandalism. The cops found the chat cheap
et conversation on his phone and charged him with felony
property damage.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Embarrassed like that, Come on, dude, if you're gonna be
like that, like at least think smart.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
But that's something I feel like people don't.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I don't really calculate, is it like chattypet isn't like
this private thing, Like they're taking stuff from your chattypeute
and giving you ads some very bad stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
There's a new health hack that I considered. When I
was reading about this, I thought maybe I could try,
but I don't know. It's on Tiktac TikTok. It's called
a fifty jump trend. The minute you get out of bed,
you jump in place fifty times.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's supposed to be a quick way to get your
blood flowing first thing after waking up.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I have seen the TikTok where they say that if
you jump one hundred times a day that you will
always have good muscles and you don't have to worry
about falling or any of that. Or not muscles but
goo good bone density.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, this I think is very relatable and hilarious. At
the same time, a woman paid seven hundred dollars. She
had a sound in her car. It was making a
weird noise. Took it to the mechanic and they could
not fix what was wrong with They couldn't he was
making a weird noise. Mechanics couldn't figure it out, so
(01:57):
they end up giving her a sixty thousand mile tune up,
which costs herself one hundred dollars. She brought the car home,
she realized that the sound was from her phone connected
to the Bluetooth and it was fireplace soundscaping. This is
the sound right here. This is sound of her car,
(02:19):
and the mechanics sit in the car and we don't
know what the hell it is.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
She's like, my car is making a warm and inviting tone, right.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
She probably just had that on to like go to
sleep at night. Amazon announced a new AI feature for
Ring cameras to help find lost pets. You'll be able
to connect with other RING users in your neighborhood and
let them know if your pet went missing. AI will
automatically detect cats and dogs and tell you if there's
a possible match.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Best horror movie from every year. It's official now every
year from two thousand and five until now. And I'm
not a horror movie fan, but I could tell you
I've heard you guys talk about like Insidious. Yeah, that
was number one scary movie in twenty ten. Drave you
the hell m that was two thousand and nine. The
Cabinet who was twenty eleven twenty twelve sinister, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
And it's all. I actually really liked those movies.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Twenty thirteen was the conjuring Love It, Get Out was
twenty seventeen Yeah, twenty nineteen was Midsommar. Yeah, that one's creepy,
twenty two was Nope, yep, and the scariest movie twenty
twenty four is called I Saw the TV Glow. Never
heard of it. I never heard that, never heard of it.
What do you got for live hats? Rich?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, let's talk about your iPhones. All your phones actually
so now more than ever, most people are on like
the five G network, and scientists say, we don't know
yet what that does to your brain. So of course
you don't want to have your phone to your ear
that much. Unless you're calling the show, then yes, please
do that. But they say the worst place is it
(03:45):
is by your bedside. So if you're one of those
people who use your phone for an alarm clock, and
that's your excuse to keep your phone by your bed,
experts now say, at least do us this favor. If
you don't have a separate alarm clock, keep your phone
across the room, set your alarm for as late as
you're gonna get up, so you don't have a bunch
of different alarms where you get you know, you just
(04:07):
hit stop or snooze or whatever. That way you don't
have that stuff going through your brain because they just
don't know in any time in history that anybody's ever
had that much stuff, that much electronic radiation five G
stuff going right into your skull. So please, if you
use your phone for an alarm clock, put it across
the room or maybe even in a different room, so
(04:27):
you have to get it up, get up, and then
turn it off. That hackened many more at John Jayandridge
dot com
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