STACKS and HACKS

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for stacks and hacks. I have stacks of
information and Rich has life hacks. I guess there's this
online betting site. They're crunching the numbers to figure out
what your child's chances are getting different types of candy
and Halloween are.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh, that's so funny because that's one of That's one
reason why Easton does not want to go trigger treading,
because he says, and I quote, I never get candy
at Nike.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
What's he like?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
He likes Mike and Ikes, Starburst Skittles and Sarah Punch.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Kids, and Halloween candy is mostly.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Solid patch kids. Your kid's got a fifty five percent
chance of getting Soara Patch. Okay, all kids, the other
ones you said so far are in here. But you
have a sixty seven percent chance of getting a Reese's
Peanut butter cups, forty five percent chance to get a
Milky Ways, fifty percent chance of Hershey's Chocolate bars.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yes, but I want to compliment h Kyle's son, Easton's
taste in candy because Mike and Ikes is the.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Stuff so good?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Does he like sours? I've never given him sours. I
love sourer too. He does like sours, so I think
he would about.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Nerd clusters have introduced them to the nerd cluster world.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yes, I have. He's not into him, surprisingly, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I take it back everything I said. He's very picky.
There is a new TikTok trend.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
This is so weird, but people are taking pumpkins mini
pumpkins to Starbucks and having the burists to kill them.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Have you seen this in the drink order?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Some workers are happy to do it, someone not so
much because I guess what You just bring your cup?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Is that the rule?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah? So basically you bring like your personal cup and
then you put that cup inside the mini pumpkin and him.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's a cute little photo op. Here's one of the
biggest TikTok's got like three million views. Y'all can put
the drinks so like my own cup, right, Yeah, I
have a pumpkin. Can you put it in my pumpkin?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
That is so cute?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Do you know how any ances that is?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Let's just do a tall already, so it's tall I
anything else?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Don a bill? They filled my pumpkin? How cute? Okay,
we gotta do a taste taste.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Dum pumpkin cute out of a pumpkin, probably delicious, crazy milestone.
You guys have steady found over half of online articles
are now written by AI or mostly AI.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
That's crazy. Fifty two percent of articles are written by
an AI.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
You can kind of tell because I read a ton
of the of the papers that are out there, You
know a ton of them, and some of them just
don't talk like the way people talk.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
There's some tell tale signs, wow.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Like when they get really simple things wrong, little errors wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
People are sharing the wildest things they've had to explain
to another adult, another grown adult, like that the sun
always rises in the east and sets in the west,
or that service dogs aren't dogs that have served our country.
It reminds me of like when Peyton had explained what
an everything shower was to me. I mean, if you

(02:44):
got something like that you've had to explain to an
adult calls at eight seven seven nine three seven one
o four seven.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
What's the wildest thing you had to explain to another
grown adult? That was very simple? That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
This story is one of my favorites. A seventy year
old men in Italy was caught after pretending to be
blind for over fifty and collecting over a million dollars
in disability payments.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
It's a lot of hard work.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, that's like a full time job. In a full
time job, you might as well just work.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
What do you for life hacks? Rich? Okay?

Speaker 4 (03:13):
So, uh, yesterday we had to come back for a
big ol' meating. Later in the afternoon, I saw Peyton
walk in and I said, oh, did you just take
a nap?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
And she said to me very groggily.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, So I looked up some tricks.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Did you know?

Speaker 4 (03:27):
They call this hack the caveman waking up trick when
you're groggy, and it works for the morning too. What
is it? And they say, really, even if you can't
get outside, you should get outside for two minutes.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
If it's cold, doesn't matter, if it's cloudy, doesn't matter,
if it's rainy for two minutes because your DNA is
set up to wake up with some sort of sunlight
or something like that. So before you have caffeine or
anything like that, even if you can just get to
the window for two minutes and just do that for
two whole minutes, walk out and I wake up. I know.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
How do you how do you morph?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
That into.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Like vampires. You live like the immortals, You live like vampires.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I will say, though, like I sometimes I'm still tired
when I arrive here at work, and every day I
walk from my car and right before I come inside,
I turn around and We've got a great view of
like the mountains and the sunrise, and I literally I
just like express gratitude for all my blessings. Yes, and
like taking in that minute of sunshine. I feel she's

(04:34):
delight than I am, so I will definitely be taking that.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
We're like any red.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
So anyway, disco nap in the day when you wake up,
walk over to the window for a little bit in
that live act. Many more can be found at John
Jay and Rich dot com.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Disco nap in the day? Is that you said? Yeah? Disco?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, just like a little quick like you know, get
rid of party, get.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Rid of the dams.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I have never heard that you said disco or just
go nap, Disco nap in the middle of the day,
Just go nap.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
In the middle of the day, And wouldn't I didn't
sure what phrase I heard.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Usually they say disco nap is a little nap to
get you fired up, so you can go back and
party Okay, can't you sh