STACKS and HACKS

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Jay and Rich I have some health news, and
this is big news. It looks like butt breathing might
actually become a thing. What a doctor from Japan won
a Nobel Prize for discovering that we can absorb oxygen
and breathe through our backside. New study found it might
be helpful for people that have lung problems, so it

(00:21):
could become a real treatment soon.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
It seems like something you should get at a prize for
learning that you can breathe out of your butt.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I think I already do that. Okay. This kind of
reminds me of a situation Kyle was in not that
long ago. It was about your dad staying with you, right,
So they did a bunch of research. They asked two
thousand Americans of how long will they be willing to
host somebody? What's the time before it gets too much?

(00:48):
My dad had a saying that guests and fish both
smelled after three days, so he would never stay longer
than three days anywhere in someone's house. According to the survey,
people say days, six days, and when they're like, all right,
that's enough, and then they start dropping hints, they start
dropping hints and they say that it's time to go.
They claim that sometimes they just might outright just tell

(01:11):
the guests that they've stayed long enough. In laws and
family members they should cut off at five days. But anyway,
most people in the survey say they do love hosting.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, it's good, but it gets to be too much.
Like when my cousins stay stay they start like moving
in and rearranging things like they live there, Like I
just moved that thing that you needed. I just thought
got rid of it.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
There's a new wellness trend called dark showering, because showering
in the dark is supposed to make you calm and
improve your sleep. It also sounds inefficient, I think, but I.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Feel like you could miss some spots that way.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I just don't know. I think I'd slip and hurt
myself trying to turn the light on when I was done. Anyway,
it is called dark showering all right. Since it is
like Thanksgiving time and Christmas time the holidays, of course,
it's time for the annual worst families in the history
of television, the Terrible Family. So who do you think
are the worst TV families of all time?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
The Lanisters from Game of Throats, Game.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Of Thrones, the gray Joy family is number ten. The
Targerian family is number seven. The Lanister family is number four.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Family what the Creek Family, They're good.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Shameless Family is number thirteen. The Bird family in Ozark
is number twelve. The Salamanca family from Breaking Bad, the
Brown family from Sister Wives, the Jemstone family from Righteous
Jemstones Kingdom, The Soprano family for the Sopranos, number five,
the Meyer family from Veep. The roy Family from Succession

(02:48):
is number two and the number one worst family in
the history of television. The Bolton Family and Game of Thrones.
The Bolton family, which what he got for life? Hicks?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I mean, that's pretty bad. That's pretty bad. Okay, So
this is a little hoode. In fact, so many people say,
you give all these tips for how to have a
great day, but they're all too hard because they take
too much effort. So I have taken this and I
have taken it to the internet and looked for the
easiest hack to improve your day. On a cold morning,
if you if you park outside at then you park
outside Peyton, right, yeah, I do. You walk to your

(03:18):
car and you're, oh my god, I'm so cold. I'm
so cold. I'm so cold. Okay, this is the easiest
hack I can give you for your life before you leave.
Throw your hoodie in the dryer for three minutes before
you leave the house. That's it. Worm Hoodie Instant emotional
support garment feels like the universe itself is saying, Hey, Peyton,
you're you're doing good. I like it. Yeah, it's really nice.

(03:40):
Try It's the cheapest therapy that you'll ever ever have.
It's basically a warm hug without actually having to talk
to anybody. Try the worm Hoodie Dryer Trick at John
Jaynrich dot com