November 20, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for stacks and hacks. I have stax information, Rich
has life hacks, and I think this first piece of
information is going to stick with you all day today,
especially because Kyle doesn't like people touching your face right now.
Don't do your husband ever touch your face. Every single
person has face mites living on their face right now
(00:21):
their microscopic. They're currently swimming around in the oil in
your purse, and they even have sex on your face.
Last person on your face, they're on your face doing
it right now. Cock a pall by the American Christmas
Tree Association found that fake trees are now the overwhelming favorite.
Eighty three percent of people who plan to put a
tree up will use a fake one. Yeah, because you
(00:43):
can put it up right now. Who has a fake
one right now? It's Pyton, You have a fake one?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yes, well, I.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Don't have one up. Researchers say raccoons may be inching
closer to becoming pets, and one of the main developments
is that their facial features are evolving too.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
The cuter, huge, scary as hell. You see them dragging
through the crash durable.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Get this, A man who arranged to have his wife
frozen until science advanced enough to cure her lung cancer
has now moved on and he has a new girlfriend.
So his wife's just frozen and he's like, we got ah,
well wait too, you sure? Hey, I'm thinking of unfreezing Francine.
(01:29):
They got a brain, they got a cure, and has
there I.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Don't know, has there been successful unfreezing people?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, Okay, there's a place here that does it. It's
the one. It's really really fare people. But they don't
unfreeze him yet until they find a cure. There's a
new country song called cold Beer. You guys heard it?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
All sounds like every country song.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's funny. It's not really a country song by a
professional artist. It's this group of guys. They mashed up
fifty different country artists singing the phrase cold beer over
and over again, and they turned into a country song,
which is amazing because it sounds like a real country song.
But it's just the words cold beer from other country songs. Okay,
check this out, cold.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Beer, cold bear, cold beer, colber when the cold cold,
cold beer, cool cold.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I recognize a few of them.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's great. It's not even a like a real song.
But uh so, there was this runaway goat in Detroit recently.
He's running up and down the streets. But what's gone
viral about it is the girl like screams from the guy.
They got scared. He climbed on top of the car
all freaked out. So this is this is him screaming
once the goat showed up, and then him talking about it.
(03:08):
Smokey here is a neighborhood favorite.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
He's scared the female out of me. Just looks in
the window, make sure he was okay. And my mom
running outside with a knife, but she's so scared of
animals go trying to hump us.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I don't blame them. We laugh, but we'd all be
screaming in Florida. This video is going viral, and I'm
gonna describe the video then played for you. This is
so weird. So it's a it's a next door can
the doorbell camera of a guy. You see the video
of this guy rollerblading by this house, and there's like
a nice car in the drive like a Lamborghini, and
for some reda's the guy in the road blades feels
(03:41):
like he just turns into the driveway wants to talk
to the owner of the house about the Lamborghini. He
has no shirt on, he's got rollerblades, so he rolls
up to the front of the door rings or knocks
the door rings, the doorbell whatever to talk to tell
the guy, I love your car. But as he's waiting
for the guy to answer, he slips and falls off
his rollerblades and is now lying on the floor, and
(04:03):
he asked the guy to call it. The guy who's
the guy with the Lambeau woops the door and he's like,
can he call my wife? I bell, You're gonna hear
this shirtless guy fall, that's what you hear.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I'm sorry, No, I was gonna talk about cars.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Could you call my wife? Yeah? Man, you have like no,
I swept and twisted.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I saw you with your lamb Yeah. He was just
a super friendly guy.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
The white pot, though, is a white pot that I
think you can all relate to. But I could feel that. Yeah, okay. Also,
we've talked a lot about like the T s A.
Scanners going through the airport and stuff, right, and so
check this out. I don't know if this is true
or not. This happened to this woman. Uh, she got
detected because She says, it's the time of the month
and the radar detectors can pick it up. She explains
(04:59):
exactly happen. I don't know if that's true. Checks out,
So you TSA and it starts beeping.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
She looked at the grass, big.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Red box right on my crutch.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And it was not my pins.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I asked them, did you pick up my tampon?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Like seriously?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And they're like, oh, no, no, no, it's just it
detects extra lawyers, like why are you lying about it?
Like that's such a weird thing to.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Lie about, Like why don't you just tell me that? Yeah,
with your tampa.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
They were getting all like hush hushy about it, like
I shouldn't even suggest something like that.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
It's like, it's life.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Who cares, it's life? Have you ever heard that before?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I know that it makes sense, though it's not you know,
you're looking for things that are where they normally would.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Like you're looking for metal, So is there like heavy
metals in her tampon? That's crazy, pretty scary. Actually, let's
try it next time rich you go through all right,
I'll try it, see what happens. Did you know that
cold weather makes us hungriier. The site study fines did
an article and waste to fight it. They say, you
add more spice to your food. Drink glass of thirty
minutes before meals, Eat the most high fiber food on
(06:03):
your plate first. It slows down digestion. It makes you
feel full faster.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I mean when it rains, don't you automatically think about
mashed potatoes or something like that?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No comfort food? Yeah, soup, I think soup, mashed potatoes.
Who little random? I do love potatoes, but I don't
necessarily associates outside. You got some soup and so next
Thursday's Thanksgiving, forty seven percent of Americans say sitting at
the kids table sounds more appealing than ever this Thanksgiving.
(06:33):
Millennials were most likely to agree sixty percent. So this
wine company pulled and said, you know, what would you
What are you hoping to avoid on Thanksgiving? Okay? Number
one answer? Politics, of course, money, appearance, or weight. Don't
shame anyone for what's on their plate. Don't talk about religion.
(06:54):
Avoid questions about anybody's ex Why isn't Jerry here this year?
Especially if a new person. Don't bring up work or
career issues. Don't bring up personal struggles. Don't bring up
current relationship status, and don't bring up other family members,
Like what the hell you got to talk about? Ye
oh you have life hacks? Rich?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
All right, Well, if your kitchen trash always smells like
a crime scene, I want you to try this. This
is so cheap and you guys are gonna love this.
Just drop a few squares of toilet paper in the
bottom of the trash can like you're tucking it into bed,
and then just add a couple of drops of essential oil.
So here's the magic part of that. The toilet paper
acts like a little secret sponge. It absorbs drips from
(07:35):
the leaky bags, and it holds onto the scent way
longer than those expensive trash cans that say that they
smell like deodorizer. So the toilet paper holds the lavender, lemon,
whatever you you put on it's oil a lot longer,
it's cheap, it's easy, and your trash can stops bullying
you in your own kitchen.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
So try that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Lifpack is up at John Jayandrich dot com.
Time for stacks and hacks. I have stax information, Rich
has life hacks, and I think this first piece of
information is going to stick with you all day today,
especially because Kyle doesn't like people touching your face right now.
Don't do your husband ever touch your face. Every single
person has face mites living on their face right now
(00:21):
their microscopic. They're currently swimming around in the oil in
your purse, and they even have sex on your face.
Last person on your face, they're on your face doing
it right now. Cock a pall by the American Christmas
Tree Association found that fake trees are now the overwhelming favorite.
Eighty three percent of people who plan to put a
tree up will use a fake one. Yeah, because you
(00:43):
can put it up right now. Who has a fake
one right now? It's Pyton, You have a fake one?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yes, well, I.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Don't have one up. Researchers say raccoons may be inching
closer to becoming pets, and one of the main developments
is that their facial features are evolving too.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
The cuter, huge, scary as hell. You see them dragging
through the crash durable.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Get this, A man who arranged to have his wife
frozen until science advanced enough to cure her lung cancer
has now moved on and he has a new girlfriend.
So his wife's just frozen and he's like, we got ah,
well wait too, you sure? Hey, I'm thinking of unfreezing Francine.
(01:29):
They got a brain, they got a cure, and has
there I.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Don't know, has there been successful unfreezing people?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, Okay, there's a place here that does it. It's
the one. It's really really fare people. But they don't
unfreeze him yet until they find a cure. There's a
new country song called cold Beer. You guys heard it?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
All sounds like every country song.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's funny. It's not really a country song by a
professional artist. It's this group of guys. They mashed up
fifty different country artists singing the phrase cold beer over
and over again, and they turned into a country song,
which is amazing because it sounds like a real country song.
But it's just the words cold beer from other country songs. Okay,
check this out, cold.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Beer, cold bear, cold beer, colber when the cold cold,
cold beer, cool cold.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I recognize a few of them.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's great. It's not even a like a real song.
But uh so, there was this runaway goat in Detroit recently.
He's running up and down the streets. But what's gone
viral about it is the girl like screams from the guy.
They got scared. He climbed on top of the car
all freaked out. So this is this is him screaming
once the goat showed up, and then him talking about it.
(03:08):
Smokey here is a neighborhood favorite.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
He's scared the female out of me. Just looks in
the window, make sure he was okay. And my mom
running outside with a knife, but she's so scared of
animals go trying to hump us.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I don't blame them. We laugh, but we'd all be
screaming in Florida. This video is going viral, and I'm
gonna describe the video then played for you. This is
so weird. So it's a it's a next door can
the doorbell camera of a guy. You see the video
of this guy rollerblading by this house, and there's like
a nice car in the drive like a Lamborghini, and
for some reda's the guy in the road blades feels
(03:41):
like he just turns into the driveway wants to talk
to the owner of the house about the Lamborghini. He
has no shirt on, he's got rollerblades, so he rolls
up to the front of the door rings or knocks
the door rings, the doorbell whatever to talk to tell
the guy, I love your car. But as he's waiting
for the guy to answer, he slips and falls off
his rollerblades and is now lying on the floor, and
(04:03):
he asked the guy to call it. The guy who's
the guy with the Lambeau woops the door and he's like,
can he call my wife? I bell, You're gonna hear
this shirtless guy fall, that's what you hear.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I'm sorry, No, I was gonna talk about cars.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Could you call my wife? Yeah? Man, you have like no,
I swept and twisted.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I saw you with your lamb Yeah. He was just
a super friendly guy.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
The white pot, though, is a white pot that I
think you can all relate to. But I could feel that. Yeah, okay. Also,
we've talked a lot about like the T s A.
Scanners going through the airport and stuff, right, and so
check this out. I don't know if this is true
or not. This happened to this woman. Uh, she got
detected because She says, it's the time of the month
and the radar detectors can pick it up. She explains
(04:59):
exactly happen. I don't know if that's true. Checks out,
So you TSA and it starts beeping.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
She looked at the grass, big.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Red box right on my crutch.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And it was not my pins.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I asked them, did you pick up my tampon?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Like seriously?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And they're like, oh, no, no, no, it's just it
detects extra lawyers, like why are you lying about it?
Like that's such a weird thing to.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Lie about, Like why don't you just tell me that? Yeah,
with your tampa.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
They were getting all like hush hushy about it, like
I shouldn't even suggest something like that.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
It's like, it's life.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Who cares, it's life? Have you ever heard that before?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I know that it makes sense, though it's not you know,
you're looking for things that are where they normally would.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Like you're looking for metal, So is there like heavy
metals in her tampon? That's crazy, pretty scary. Actually, let's
try it next time rich you go through all right,
I'll try it, see what happens. Did you know that
cold weather makes us hungriier. The site study fines did
an article and waste to fight it. They say, you
add more spice to your food. Drink glass of thirty
minutes before meals, Eat the most high fiber food on
(06:03):
your plate first. It slows down digestion. It makes you
feel full faster.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I mean when it rains, don't you automatically think about
mashed potatoes or something like that?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No comfort food? Yeah, soup, I think soup, mashed potatoes.
Who little random? I do love potatoes, but I don't
necessarily associates outside. You got some soup and so next
Thursday's Thanksgiving, forty seven percent of Americans say sitting at
the kids table sounds more appealing than ever this Thanksgiving.
(06:33):
Millennials were most likely to agree sixty percent. So this
wine company pulled and said, you know, what would you
What are you hoping to avoid on Thanksgiving? Okay? Number
one answer? Politics, of course, money, appearance, or weight. Don't
shame anyone for what's on their plate. Don't talk about religion.
(06:54):
Avoid questions about anybody's ex Why isn't Jerry here this year?
Especially if a new person. Don't bring up work or
career issues. Don't bring up personal struggles. Don't bring up
current relationship status, and don't bring up other family members,
Like what the hell you got to talk about? Ye
oh you have life hacks? Rich?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
All right, Well, if your kitchen trash always smells like
a crime scene, I want you to try this. This
is so cheap and you guys are gonna love this.
Just drop a few squares of toilet paper in the
bottom of the trash can like you're tucking it into bed,
and then just add a couple of drops of essential oil.
So here's the magic part of that. The toilet paper
acts like a little secret sponge. It absorbs drips from
(07:35):
the leaky bags, and it holds onto the scent way
longer than those expensive trash cans that say that they
smell like deodorizer. So the toilet paper holds the lavender, lemon,
whatever you you put on it's oil a lot longer,
it's cheap, it's easy, and your trash can stops bullying
you in your own kitchen.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
So try that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Lifpack is up at John Jayandrich dot com.
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