January 8, 2026 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you know I forgot to bring up yesterday on
the show, and it was a big day yesterday, and
it was a big day. It was a little bit
of a sad day for people like me. Yesterday was
natural past gas day.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, Now, apparently videos are going viral. This is a
sad part of Jen Alpha kids, Jen Alpha. So that's
your kids, Kyle, right, correct. They don't laugh at farts anymore,
do great? Thank god, the type of tiktoks are going viral.
Check this out.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
So you're saying that nobody laughs if you fart in class, Yeah, nobody.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
It's normal.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
It's a normal bodily function.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
But but what if it's stinky.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'll just say, excuse me. If we farted in class,
we got made fun of.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So hard is the world healing?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
I still get so mad at Kadin whenever he like
toots in front of me. It makes me so mad.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, didn't you see that there was a new story
of a girl who held that in for it was
like two years and like she had to go to
the hospital because of it. You don't do that on
my leg, you have to Yeah, okay, well you didn't
mention that.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
That is not fun.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
It is very fun.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
That is not fun. Tries to trap me under the
coach too, I really want to find.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I don't kind of done that, kadeem.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
On a scale of one to ten, what's the worst
pain you've ever experienced? Fifty nine percent of Americans in
a new poll said at least an eight. That includes
one in four who've said a full blown tent. Anybody
here been in a level ten?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I might have been at a ten giving birth?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah? Was that a ten? Do you think that'd be?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, because it was like I was, yeah, for a
couple hours with no epidurls.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You've never been in more pain than that? No, then
you give that a ten? Okay, I had a procedure
done that long ago. Or they told me on a
scale more than ten, it was a three, And I
gotta tell you, I think it was a ten. I
think it was a terrible, terrible. I feel like I
can handle anything after that.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Really, would you do it again?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
No? God, no, no way, man. I'll rather just die
if anything like that wraps again. Thank you. I'm out. Well.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't know if any any guy should ever pipe
up after somebody says child birthpane and be like I
heard what I broke my hand? So no, I don't
think so, I kind of.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I mean car accident like that kind of stuff could hurt.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Pretty bad a breakup. Someone asked schatchuby tea what it
would do if it was human for a day. We
could do a lot of chatchuby tea talking. Guess what
it would do eat pizza. Now it's pretty emotional. Actually
I feel no, I'm all I want to ask my
chatchuby tea if it's true. The top things they would
like to experience include looking at the sky, looking in
(02:42):
a mirror, crying, and messing something up. They don't do that.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
They actually do a lot. In fact, Mine says you
better check because we make mistakes at the bottom of
the screen.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Now Mine mindes making mistakes. Mine's always right. Girl Scout
Cookie Sees is officially here. There's the new Girl Scout
cookie that came out Explore Moores. They're supposed to take
like Rocky red ice cream. Apple Bee's has a new
burger that comes pre dipped in cheese, so that weight
loss resolution just got a little harder. A poll found
(03:13):
the top things we buy every time we go to
the store. And I was just there yesterday at the
grocery store, and it's true. Milk, vegetable eggs, snacks, and
caffeinated drinks. I bought two of those things. A man
in his eighties fell from the fifteenth floor of a
building in China and survivor oh way, just like a movie. No.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I saw this thing on TikTok. There is I guess
some kind of way to hack your body to automatically
reset that you can take like an insane amount of
force and survive. It's like something crazy, like you have
to like pinch your thumb down and like cross your body.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Well, that didna happen, Peyton, If I could finish the story,
I said, just like a movie. No, someone on the
seventh floor had a clothesline drying and it caught him
on the way down.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Are you kidding that? Crazy?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
P fell boom, hit the thing and then let him
down softly like that.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
What looks crazy, not TikTok hack.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
And then a security guard tied to fire hose around
his waist and let himself down just like in the
movies and helped rescue the guy. Thirty nine year old
guy in Florida got arrested after cops caught him trespassing
at a construction site. You're not going to believe this,
the guy, you know what, I'm gonna play. This is
what this is what happened. This is what they found.
He's trespassing.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
But listen, this is Matthew Zacharino. He's thirty nineties from
Altamont Springs and he's on this construction site in a
vehicle by himself. And as our deputies reproach him to
see what's he doing on this construction site, we see
this dude wearing a red lace bra with prosthetic silicone brestuses.
(04:54):
He's wearing a G string. But you don't realize how
dangerous these situations are because under a prosdesis we found
a gun, so he was armed trespassing.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
That wild Florida man. What an outfit gratuate we got
for life acts.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It is decluttering season, after all, if you're doing it right,
are you still decluttering at all?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Kyle?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I haven't begun yet. Okay, I did start writing the
list of things I'd like to declutter.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Well, they say, the declutter experts say, don't do that
thing that most of us do in say could I
use this someday? In might I use this? You should
more ask yourself are you actually gonna use these things?
Because if an item hasn't earned a role in your
real world yet, it's not gonna in. Letting it go
(05:47):
usually feels better than holding on to the maybe. So
if for sure you're gonna use it, then yes. If
it's just a maybe, future you doesn't need more junk.
Future you needs breathing room.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Kyle, the problem is future me doesn't want to have
to go buy something again that I already had that
I threw away.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
That's true. It's like you just go check the annex building.
I guess that's fine, all right. That life hack and
many more can be fun to John Jane Richard dot
com
Do you know I forgot to bring up yesterday on
the show, and it was a big day yesterday, and
it was a big day. It was a little bit
of a sad day for people like me. Yesterday was
natural past gas day.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, Now, apparently videos are going viral. This is a
sad part of Jen Alpha kids, Jen Alpha. So that's
your kids, Kyle, right, correct. They don't laugh at farts anymore,
do great? Thank god, the type of tiktoks are going viral.
Check this out.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
So you're saying that nobody laughs if you fart in class, Yeah, nobody.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
It's normal.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
It's a normal bodily function.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
But but what if it's stinky.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'll just say, excuse me. If we farted in class,
we got made fun of.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So hard is the world healing?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
I still get so mad at Kadin whenever he like
toots in front of me. It makes me so mad.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, didn't you see that there was a new story
of a girl who held that in for it was
like two years and like she had to go to
the hospital because of it. You don't do that on
my leg, you have to Yeah, okay, well you didn't
mention that.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
That is not fun.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
It is very fun.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
That is not fun. Tries to trap me under the
coach too, I really want to find.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I don't kind of done that, kadeem.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
On a scale of one to ten, what's the worst
pain you've ever experienced? Fifty nine percent of Americans in
a new poll said at least an eight. That includes
one in four who've said a full blown tent. Anybody
here been in a level ten?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I might have been at a ten giving birth?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah? Was that a ten? Do you think that'd be?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, because it was like I was, yeah, for a
couple hours with no epidurls.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You've never been in more pain than that? No, then
you give that a ten? Okay, I had a procedure
done that long ago. Or they told me on a
scale more than ten, it was a three, And I
gotta tell you, I think it was a ten. I
think it was a terrible, terrible. I feel like I
can handle anything after that.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Really, would you do it again?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
No? God, no, no way, man. I'll rather just die
if anything like that wraps again. Thank you. I'm out. Well.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't know if any any guy should ever pipe
up after somebody says child birthpane and be like I
heard what I broke my hand? So no, I don't
think so, I kind of.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I mean car accident like that kind of stuff could hurt.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Pretty bad a breakup. Someone asked schatchuby tea what it
would do if it was human for a day. We
could do a lot of chatchuby tea talking. Guess what
it would do eat pizza. Now it's pretty emotional. Actually
I feel no, I'm all I want to ask my
chatchuby tea if it's true. The top things they would
like to experience include looking at the sky, looking in
(02:42):
a mirror, crying, and messing something up. They don't do that.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
They actually do a lot. In fact, Mine says you
better check because we make mistakes at the bottom of
the screen.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Now Mine mindes making mistakes. Mine's always right. Girl Scout
Cookie Sees is officially here. There's the new Girl Scout
cookie that came out Explore Moores. They're supposed to take
like Rocky red ice cream. Apple Bee's has a new
burger that comes pre dipped in cheese, so that weight
loss resolution just got a little harder. A poll found
(03:13):
the top things we buy every time we go to
the store. And I was just there yesterday at the
grocery store, and it's true. Milk, vegetable eggs, snacks, and
caffeinated drinks. I bought two of those things. A man
in his eighties fell from the fifteenth floor of a
building in China and survivor oh way, just like a movie. No.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I saw this thing on TikTok. There is I guess
some kind of way to hack your body to automatically
reset that you can take like an insane amount of
force and survive. It's like something crazy, like you have
to like pinch your thumb down and like cross your body.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Well, that didna happen, Peyton, If I could finish the story,
I said, just like a movie. No, someone on the
seventh floor had a clothesline drying and it caught him
on the way down.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Are you kidding that? Crazy?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
P fell boom, hit the thing and then let him
down softly like that.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
What looks crazy, not TikTok hack.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
And then a security guard tied to fire hose around
his waist and let himself down just like in the
movies and helped rescue the guy. Thirty nine year old
guy in Florida got arrested after cops caught him trespassing
at a construction site. You're not going to believe this,
the guy, you know what, I'm gonna play. This is
what this is what happened. This is what they found.
He's trespassing.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
But listen, this is Matthew Zacharino. He's thirty nineties from
Altamont Springs and he's on this construction site in a
vehicle by himself. And as our deputies reproach him to
see what's he doing on this construction site, we see
this dude wearing a red lace bra with prosthetic silicone brestuses.
(04:54):
He's wearing a G string. But you don't realize how
dangerous these situations are because under a prosdesis we found
a gun, so he was armed trespassing.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
That wild Florida man. What an outfit gratuate we got
for life acts.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It is decluttering season, after all, if you're doing it right,
are you still decluttering at all?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Kyle?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I haven't begun yet. Okay, I did start writing the
list of things I'd like to declutter.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Well, they say, the declutter experts say, don't do that
thing that most of us do in say could I
use this someday? In might I use this? You should
more ask yourself are you actually gonna use these things?
Because if an item hasn't earned a role in your
real world yet, it's not gonna in. Letting it go
(05:47):
usually feels better than holding on to the maybe. So
if for sure you're gonna use it, then yes. If
it's just a maybe, future you doesn't need more junk.
Future you needs breathing room.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Kyle, the problem is future me doesn't want to have
to go buy something again that I already had that
I threw away.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
That's true. It's like you just go check the annex building.
I guess that's fine, all right. That life hack and
many more can be fun to John Jane Richard dot
com
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