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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Jah Jade Rich another round of silly ways you hurt yourself, Sylvia,
how'd you hurt yourself?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I was in a hurry cleaning my ear drums out
in the shower, or not my ear drumbs, but my
ears with some warm water, and I stuck my finger
in there swished it. I had a spray of water
go in and hit my inner ear and damage my
inner ear. I had therapy treatments where they stuck a
needle into my ear drum and injected me with steroid.
(00:38):
I had to sit in a dentish chair on my
side for twenty minutes with the sectioning thing in my mouth.
You can't swallow for twenty minutes. And at the end
of all that it was about it was about six
to eight weeks long every week, and never got the
hearing back in my ear. So I'm actually actually death
in my left ear. Take me, I know without the
(01:03):
cue tip, right, I.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Was gonna say, don't use a cue tip. That's supposed
to be dangerous, but you didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I didn't. I did not use the cube.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh that's crazy. Well, thanks for sharing that with us, yes,
I said, thanks for sharing that with us.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yes, you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Freedom. Silly way, you hurt yourself?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Hello, Yes, silly way, I hurt myself. I was a
kid and I was jumping around my house in a
pillowcase with my brother. My mom told uh, told me
stop it and we and I was a smart mouth
and I stuck my tongue out at her and proceeded
(01:48):
to jump up a step as I did it, and
I bit my tongue off.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Okay, your mom taking you a hospital, and she said,
I told you so that's what you get.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I know, she was nice enough to take me to
the hospital. She put a rag on my mouth, and
luckily we lived like five blocks from the hospital, so
she raced me to the hospital. They papoosed me to
a board so I couldn't move. They put the stitches,
and your mouth heeled so fast the stitches fell out
(02:20):
on the way home.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You know what I was hoping the story was going
to go, was that your tongue fell off. The cat
got it. And your mom's like trying to talk to
going what's going on.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I don't understand this cat cat got your tongue, and
you would have gone, yes.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yes, the cat has my tongue.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Say that, John dah.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Of course, story just reminded me of another stupid or
silly way that I hurt myself. I was swimming. It's
like in the summer is and it's so hot, right,
so we're always in the pool. And I remember my
friend's dog had jumped in the pool and I don't
know where the dog went, but apparently the dog had
gone back inside shook all the water out, and so
I ran back into the house. I slipped and I
(03:00):
fell backwards onto like adult chair, and my ear was
hanging off and I had stitches to sew it back.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I have a scar like show like flapping. Oh my gosh.
It was awful.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
And I remember I ran upstairs and I remember being
like looking in the mirror like, oh my gosh. And
my friend's mom came up and she was like, oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
He called my mom.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
But it was like right at the top of my
ear where my cartilage is so honestly, just felt like
cartilage piercing.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You know what I think would have made that story
so much better is that if the cat would have
grabbed your ear, you got your ear, and you'd be like,
I think mom is called cat got your tongue.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
My freedom. Thanks for calling in.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Thank you guys. Have a wonderful day too.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Hey, Reuben, silly way, you hurt yourself?
Speaker 7 (03:52):
Hey, Hey, So when I was younger, I was getting
ready for boy Scouts boy Scouts meeting, and my mom
is getting ready. She's putting her makeup on. I'm already,
you know, ready to go. I must have been seven
years old. I run in the room and I'm like, hey, mom,
watch this. I push all the blood to my face
(04:13):
and it ends up causing me to pass out. I
fall forward, hit the top of my head on the
handle of the cabinets, split my head open. We ended
up having to go to the hospital.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
No Boy Scouts for you that day. Nothing ever works
out well when you say, hey, mom watched this, Yeah,
thanks Ruben.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Ruben's mom is yeah, Hi, Hi, silly way, you hurt yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So I was around nine years old.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I lived in Phoenix, and I had a very big
backyard or no front yard.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
I'm sorry, and there.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Was a huge prompture that I was running backwards, turned around.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
And smack right into it face first.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
I ended up breaking my nose.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I had a black and I had little pieces of
palm tree embedded in my kit.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Horrible.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Did you get knocked out at all?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Surprisingly, it did knock me on my butt, but I
did not get knocked out.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Ouch that really.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I remember my sister walked into a parking meter. She
was the same height as the parking meter, and the
parking meter rattled and I laughed so hard. I couldn't
stop not laughing. She's probably so much and my dad was.
I remember my dad grabbing my arm and I was
always in trouble. But I just remember the cow like
if I let myself go there right now, I could
laugh hysterically.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
How she had a big bump on her forehead. I
probably did it look like a cartoon it was. Thanks,
thanks Saber, thanks for calling in.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Also, I remember, you know, Peyton telling her stories like
when you're a kid, you get hurt all the time.
I used to climb trees all the time. If there
was a tree, I'd climb in.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
I mean, trees is fun.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
And then I fell and get.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
The wind knocked out of it. And when you get
knocked get the nut wind what knocked out of you? If
you've done that as adult, had to win knock out
of you?
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Now?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I was an adult. Terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You feel like you're gonna die right like these when
you're a kid, you don't know what's wrong.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But I don't think dying. He's like, I think you're
It's the worst, right, Yeah, it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
The last time I was, I think I was doing
some UFC fighting and I got the wind.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
As an adult UFC fighting John Jay, Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Do you guys remember when I walked into the side
of my house? Yeah, I had a black eye from.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Like I actually was going to bring that story up
to start off this whole segment. I forgot about.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
But I was taking out the trash and I lived
in a neighborhood with not a whole lot of lights,
so there was no lights outside. But as I get out,
I'm like, I know my own house, right, So I
throw the trash away and I go to walk inside
and missed and literally walked into that hard stucco, and
I think I probably passed out for a second or two.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
It was. It was bad. God, Jay and rich high Brook, Hello, Hi,
what's going on?
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Thanks for holding I.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Had to call you, guys. I was listening to the
War of Roses from yesterday and we all know that
that lady was manipulating him, right, I.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Was gonna say that.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I felt like I was going to throw that in,
but I didn't feel that it was my place.
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Well, it's my place. I'm a counselor. And every single
thing she was saying, I was screaming at you guys, like,
red flag, please someone say something?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, what about this? What about next week's wrote War
of the Roses? We just keep you on the line
quiet and you listen.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
I think, huh, if you guys want to do that,
oh my god, that would be awesome. But I just
want the anxious myself.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Let's go, let's go over your credentials. How are you
a counselor? What kind of cancer?
Speaker 8 (07:47):
So I actually I used to be an individual family counselor,
but now I work out of high school, so I
do couples counseling a lot in high school. And uh,
you know, manipulation is something I'm definitely very very familiar with.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay, what are your initials after your title? I think
that's important. Is a great school, tid community.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
So what was the first red flag that you heard
where you're like, uh oh, when you were listening to.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
She was flecting the whole time, I mean the entire time.
She's just like, I don't even know why we're talking
about this. I don't want to listen to this. I
mean I didn't even I didn't finish closing to the
War of the roadses. I had to call at you guys.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Okay, let's can we get you on for next week?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Then sure, if you guys want to ye, yes, yes, okay, yes,
let's do it.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
That's sounds awesome.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Okay, hold on.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Next week's War the Roads is we will have a
counselor brook S mr VV two two one five, and
then she will be she will be our consultant.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Consultant counselor.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Awesome, sound good?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Okay, hold on, so we get your number. Hold on.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You know, we all do dumb things. Sometimes when we
do dumb things, we're little kids. Other times we're drunk adults.
Because you guys, you know that today is Friday.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
It's Friday. Just for you.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I asked these people to tell a story. You guys
have to guess whether they're a drunk adult or little kid.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Boom.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
I got kicked out of a museum for knocking over
an astronaut display, Peyton, little kid, Kyle, little kid, Richard
drunk adult.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I was a drunk adult.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
I had a few bottles of wine and went to
a museum with my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I climbed the security rope and tried taking a selfie
with a huge astronaut display.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
I lost my balance and fell into the display.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
The entire thing was destroyed. I started to drunk.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Cry, and we were quickly asked to leave the museum.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
A few bottles of wine will do that to you.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
That was like, who goes to the museums? What you're saying,
who goes to the museum as an adult? All kids
are dragged the museum little kids. The only adults there
are bringing little little kids.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Remind me to tell you my astronaut museum story. But first,
little kid or drunk adult.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
I got slapped in the mouth or calling someone half pint.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Peyton he drunk adult, Kyle drunk adult. That could be both.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
That could be a little adult as a half pint,
but I'm going to say little kid, little adult is
the recipient.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I was a drunk adult.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
A waitress was being really snarked to me and my boyfriend.
She snapped at him when he asked for another drink,
I told her that she needed to show respect, and
then I called her half pint. She slapped a hell
out of me. Within thirty seconds, we were the ones
being asked to leave by management. It was such a
crazy moment.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Little kid or drunk adult. I dropped hot cocoa on
my grandmother's buttocks.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Peyton a little kid, Kyle drunk adult, drunk adult rich kidding?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
No, you answered before you said your name. I was
a little kid. My grandmother had thrown out her back.
She was laying on her stomach, and she asked me
if I could get her some hot coco. I ended
up grabbing it for her and then tripping on a rug.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
So I spilled the coco all over her butt and
she started screaming and shouting my ass, my ass, you
burnt my ass.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
That's my Friday Gamey and John just got a game
for you.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Let me tell you my astronaut museum story real quick
to wrap up this whole segment. I'm seventeen years old.
I'm working at the check cashing place. The boss invites
me to this museum that's come in to town, an
astronaut museum.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Right her son goes, I'm the same age as your son.
The three of us go.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
She picks me up. I'm very low income at the time, seventeen.
I don't remember what I was wearing, but I think
it was Jean's flip flops and a T shirt. I'm
walking to the museum and the security guard walks over
to me and goes, how'd you get in here? You're
not supposed to be in here, and I or I
had a pass.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I go, I have a pass. Let me see that.
He takes the pass. How did you get this pass?
And I was like, uh, they gave it to me
like it might not supposed to be he and then
and then they let me in.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
You at once to like start thinking that you wanted
to sing that song from a Laddin riff raff.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
But it's one of those things where much later in
life I will get pissed. Yeah, like just because I'm.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Come back and you have your pretty woman moment at
that Astronaut museum. Yeah, I'll take every.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Come back in Astronaut and I might be in that
museum some day. It's John Jay Rich
Jah Jade Rich another round of silly ways you hurt yourself, Sylvia,
how'd you hurt yourself?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I was in a hurry cleaning my ear drums out
in the shower, or not my ear drumbs, but my
ears with some warm water, and I stuck my finger
in there swished it. I had a spray of water
go in and hit my inner ear and damage my
inner ear. I had therapy treatments where they stuck a
needle into my ear drum and injected me with steroid.
(00:38):
I had to sit in a dentish chair on my
side for twenty minutes with the sectioning thing in my mouth.
You can't swallow for twenty minutes. And at the end
of all that it was about it was about six
to eight weeks long every week, and never got the
hearing back in my ear. So I'm actually actually death
in my left ear. Take me, I know without the
(01:03):
cue tip, right, I.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Was gonna say, don't use a cue tip. That's supposed
to be dangerous, but you didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I didn't. I did not use the cube.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh that's crazy. Well, thanks for sharing that with us, yes,
I said, thanks for sharing that with us.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yes, you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Freedom. Silly way, you hurt yourself?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Hello, Yes, silly way, I hurt myself. I was a
kid and I was jumping around my house in a
pillowcase with my brother. My mom told uh, told me
stop it and we and I was a smart mouth
and I stuck my tongue out at her and proceeded
(01:48):
to jump up a step as I did it, and
I bit my tongue off.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Okay, your mom taking you a hospital, and she said,
I told you so that's what you get.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I know, she was nice enough to take me to
the hospital. She put a rag on my mouth, and
luckily we lived like five blocks from the hospital, so
she raced me to the hospital. They papoosed me to
a board so I couldn't move. They put the stitches,
and your mouth heeled so fast the stitches fell out
(02:20):
on the way home.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You know what I was hoping the story was going
to go, was that your tongue fell off. The cat
got it. And your mom's like trying to talk to
going what's going on.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I don't understand this cat cat got your tongue, and
you would have gone, yes.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yes, the cat has my tongue.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Say that, John dah.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Of course, story just reminded me of another stupid or
silly way that I hurt myself. I was swimming. It's
like in the summer is and it's so hot, right,
so we're always in the pool. And I remember my
friend's dog had jumped in the pool and I don't
know where the dog went, but apparently the dog had
gone back inside shook all the water out, and so
I ran back into the house. I slipped and I
(03:00):
fell backwards onto like adult chair, and my ear was
hanging off and I had stitches to sew it back.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I have a scar like show like flapping. Oh my gosh.
It was awful.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
And I remember I ran upstairs and I remember being
like looking in the mirror like, oh my gosh. And
my friend's mom came up and she was like, oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
He called my mom.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
But it was like right at the top of my
ear where my cartilage is so honestly, just felt like
cartilage piercing.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You know what I think would have made that story
so much better is that if the cat would have
grabbed your ear, you got your ear, and you'd be like,
I think mom is called cat got your tongue.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
My freedom. Thanks for calling in.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Thank you guys. Have a wonderful day too.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Hey, Reuben, silly way, you hurt yourself?
Speaker 7 (03:52):
Hey, Hey, So when I was younger, I was getting
ready for boy Scouts boy Scouts meeting, and my mom
is getting ready. She's putting her makeup on. I'm already,
you know, ready to go. I must have been seven
years old. I run in the room and I'm like, hey, mom,
watch this. I push all the blood to my face
(04:13):
and it ends up causing me to pass out. I
fall forward, hit the top of my head on the
handle of the cabinets, split my head open. We ended
up having to go to the hospital.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
No Boy Scouts for you that day. Nothing ever works
out well when you say, hey, mom watched this, Yeah,
thanks Ruben.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Ruben's mom is yeah, Hi, Hi, silly way, you hurt yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So I was around nine years old.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I lived in Phoenix, and I had a very big
backyard or no front yard.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
I'm sorry, and there.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Was a huge prompture that I was running backwards, turned around.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
And smack right into it face first.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
I ended up breaking my nose.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I had a black and I had little pieces of
palm tree embedded in my kit.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Horrible.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Did you get knocked out at all?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Surprisingly, it did knock me on my butt, but I
did not get knocked out.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Ouch that really.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I remember my sister walked into a parking meter. She
was the same height as the parking meter, and the
parking meter rattled and I laughed so hard. I couldn't
stop not laughing. She's probably so much and my dad was.
I remember my dad grabbing my arm and I was
always in trouble. But I just remember the cow like
if I let myself go there right now, I could
laugh hysterically.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
How she had a big bump on her forehead. I
probably did it look like a cartoon it was. Thanks,
thanks Saber, thanks for calling in.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Also, I remember, you know, Peyton telling her stories like
when you're a kid, you get hurt all the time.
I used to climb trees all the time. If there
was a tree, I'd climb in.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
I mean, trees is fun.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
And then I fell and get.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
The wind knocked out of it. And when you get
knocked get the nut wind what knocked out of you? If
you've done that as adult, had to win knock out
of you?
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Now?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I was an adult. Terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You feel like you're gonna die right like these when
you're a kid, you don't know what's wrong.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But I don't think dying. He's like, I think you're
It's the worst, right, Yeah, it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
The last time I was, I think I was doing
some UFC fighting and I got the wind.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
As an adult UFC fighting John Jay, Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Do you guys remember when I walked into the side
of my house? Yeah, I had a black eye from.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Like I actually was going to bring that story up
to start off this whole segment. I forgot about.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
But I was taking out the trash and I lived
in a neighborhood with not a whole lot of lights,
so there was no lights outside. But as I get out,
I'm like, I know my own house, right, So I
throw the trash away and I go to walk inside
and missed and literally walked into that hard stucco, and
I think I probably passed out for a second or two.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
It was. It was bad. God, Jay and rich high Brook, Hello, Hi,
what's going on?
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Thanks for holding I.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Had to call you, guys. I was listening to the
War of Roses from yesterday and we all know that
that lady was manipulating him, right, I.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Was gonna say that.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I felt like I was going to throw that in,
but I didn't feel that it was my place.
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Well, it's my place. I'm a counselor. And every single
thing she was saying, I was screaming at you guys, like,
red flag, please someone say something?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, what about this? What about next week's wrote War
of the Roses? We just keep you on the line
quiet and you listen.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
I think, huh, if you guys want to do that,
oh my god, that would be awesome. But I just
want the anxious myself.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Let's go, let's go over your credentials. How are you
a counselor? What kind of cancer?
Speaker 8 (07:47):
So I actually I used to be an individual family counselor,
but now I work out of high school, so I
do couples counseling a lot in high school. And uh,
you know, manipulation is something I'm definitely very very familiar with.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay, what are your initials after your title? I think
that's important. Is a great school, tid community.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
So what was the first red flag that you heard
where you're like, uh oh, when you were listening to.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
She was flecting the whole time, I mean the entire time.
She's just like, I don't even know why we're talking
about this. I don't want to listen to this. I
mean I didn't even I didn't finish closing to the
War of the roadses. I had to call at you guys.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Okay, let's can we get you on for next week?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Then sure, if you guys want to ye, yes, yes, okay, yes,
let's do it.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
That's sounds awesome.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Okay, hold on.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Next week's War the Roads is we will have a
counselor brook S mr VV two two one five, and
then she will be she will be our consultant.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Consultant counselor.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Awesome, sound good?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Okay, hold on, so we get your number. Hold on.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You know, we all do dumb things. Sometimes when we
do dumb things, we're little kids. Other times we're drunk adults.
Because you guys, you know that today is Friday.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
It's Friday. Just for you.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I asked these people to tell a story. You guys
have to guess whether they're a drunk adult or little kid.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Boom.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
I got kicked out of a museum for knocking over
an astronaut display, Peyton, little kid, Kyle, little kid, Richard
drunk adult.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I was a drunk adult.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
I had a few bottles of wine and went to
a museum with my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I climbed the security rope and tried taking a selfie
with a huge astronaut display.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
I lost my balance and fell into the display.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
The entire thing was destroyed. I started to drunk.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Cry, and we were quickly asked to leave the museum.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
A few bottles of wine will do that to you.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
That was like, who goes to the museums? What you're saying,
who goes to the museum as an adult? All kids
are dragged the museum little kids. The only adults there
are bringing little little kids.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Remind me to tell you my astronaut museum story. But first,
little kid or drunk adult.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
I got slapped in the mouth or calling someone half pint.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Peyton he drunk adult, Kyle drunk adult. That could be both.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
That could be a little adult as a half pint,
but I'm going to say little kid, little adult is
the recipient.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I was a drunk adult.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
A waitress was being really snarked to me and my boyfriend.
She snapped at him when he asked for another drink,
I told her that she needed to show respect, and
then I called her half pint. She slapped a hell
out of me. Within thirty seconds, we were the ones
being asked to leave by management. It was such a
crazy moment.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Little kid or drunk adult. I dropped hot cocoa on
my grandmother's buttocks.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Peyton a little kid, Kyle drunk adult, drunk adult rich kidding?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
No, you answered before you said your name. I was
a little kid. My grandmother had thrown out her back.
She was laying on her stomach, and she asked me
if I could get her some hot coco. I ended
up grabbing it for her and then tripping on a rug.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
So I spilled the coco all over her butt and
she started screaming and shouting my ass, my ass, you
burnt my ass.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
That's my Friday Gamey and John just got a game
for you.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Let me tell you my astronaut museum story real quick
to wrap up this whole segment. I'm seventeen years old.
I'm working at the check cashing place. The boss invites
me to this museum that's come in to town, an
astronaut museum.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Right her son goes, I'm the same age as your son.
The three of us go.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
She picks me up. I'm very low income at the time, seventeen.
I don't remember what I was wearing, but I think
it was Jean's flip flops and a T shirt. I'm
walking to the museum and the security guard walks over
to me and goes, how'd you get in here? You're
not supposed to be in here, and I or I
had a pass.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I go, I have a pass. Let me see that.
He takes the pass. How did you get this pass?
And I was like, uh, they gave it to me
like it might not supposed to be he and then
and then they let me in.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
You at once to like start thinking that you wanted
to sing that song from a Laddin riff raff.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
But it's one of those things where much later in
life I will get pissed. Yeah, like just because I'm.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Come back and you have your pretty woman moment at
that Astronaut museum. Yeah, I'll take every.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Come back in Astronaut and I might be in that
museum some day. It's John Jay Rich
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