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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wakes up, John and Rich. What's crack Ale like? And
this is the big boss dog snoopy deagle, double gisel
bang boom. What you don't do?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We're not talking about rid ten team.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
We're not talking about last year.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's the one and only dog, the last last they
pick smooth eagle, double jib in your face to me
and in the place to be.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And you're listening to John, Jay and Rich wakes.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh man, are we starting already? Huh?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
John?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Our phone number is eight seven seven nine three seven
one oh four seven. The text line text jj R
whatever you want to say, the number nine six eight
ninety three. Listen to this. I got another free Starbucks today.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
That's exciting.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Are you getting that much Starbucks that you're earning that
many points?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I think that another reward.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I think so. And I feel bad because I should
be saving money because the radio station supplies us with coffee.
But for whatever reason, they don't have the espresso, which
is Starbucks espresso. Maybe it's a big old thing on
the higher ups with the Starbucks because now they're making
me go to Starbucks.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We should have a deal with Sabrina Carpenter. Well, we
always have espresso.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
I would love that if, like, every time you did
make your espresso, Sabrina Carpenter just started playing from the
coffee machine. That would be amazing to have the.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Own machine you're thinking about.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
So get the Speaking of machines and technology, I had
the weirdest conversation with my wife yesterday. So I've told
you guys about how she's always like when I call her,
she'll be like, oh, sorry, sorry it took me.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I'm picking.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I'm talking to you on my Apple Watch.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I'm talking on my Apple Watch. Right. She does that
a lot, and then have the cot and the Apple
Watch doesn't sound very does well. Yesterday I was trying
to get my ten thousand steps in and I was
walking and I was using my Meta my Meta glasses.
What are those called Meta three sixty? No Meta, just Meta,
the Meta ray band glasses that I got from the
Learner and Row golf tournament. Right, So I got my
(01:54):
learning Row Meta glasses and I'm walking and I'm like,
let me call her. So I call her and she's
at Costco. He's like, oh, sorry, I loud. I'm at
Costco and I'm talking to you on my phone. And
I said, and I'm talking to you on my glasses.
Isn't that weird? But it sounded on my end the
(02:14):
glasses are perfect, like they sound better than a freaking phone.
I'm not lying, but she was like, oh my god,
and then we laugh for a long time, and then
I got too loud on her end, and then I
couldn't finish it. What do you want from Costco?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
And then you gotta look insane just talking to people
while you're walking around with no.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
No because people do it all the time with the
little hit green pieces or.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Little ear but you can see the ear, like, you know, look,
you just see someone talking.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
So I'm so Then I get home and then I
know she's gonna come home from Costco and I have
to help unload the Costco thing, right, and so I'm
kind of like, I want to go watch TV, but
I also don't know when she's gonna come, like I
want to be there when she pulls up, So I'm waiting.
I'm waiting for her. I look in the three sixty
app but I can see where she's driving. Okay, she's
almost home. She pulls in the driveway and then I
(02:57):
walk out to greet her and help unload Cosco and
for some reason. You know how when you go to
Costco they put things in boxes for you. Yeah, there
were no boxes. It was everything was individualitting in there,
and it was packed. Because my son Kemp is coming
home this weekend, my son Jake is coming home this weekend.
Dutch's got this graduation party this weekend, the family's coming over,
my sister's coming in this weekend. So she went and
(03:19):
made a big Costco run. So I take a couple
things out of the car going to the kitchen. She
goes in the kitchen and she stays there. I think
I got my ten thousand steps going back and forth
from her car back to back, and the whole time
I get pissed off at Costco, like I'm grateful. And
then I also think she's buying stuff at Costco that's
not necessary. It's just like like when you go to Target,
(03:39):
Like we don't go to Target. Do you buy stuff
you don't really need to Target? But it's the reasonable size,
Like we don't need eight thousand alcohol pads, do you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We have lots of alcohol pads. Eight years she could
have burned through those well, like I'm like, what is it?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And then she bought a whole bunch of sunscreen. I
think the sunscreen we've had, we've had for ten years,
but she got a whole bunch of new sunscreen.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You've got a stock up when all those people.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Are Costco doesn't really have mini supplies and you don't
know what you need until you walk into a Target or.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
A Costco doesn't have many supplies mini supplies, minies. But anyway,
that was a big debate in my house, A debate.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
My debate.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I don't know what I got myself into, but I
feel like I unleashed the wrath of my wife, Stacy
and her sister Robin because of this upcoming wedding that
we're going to this weekend. So Stacy's nephew, Dustin, no,
Dylan is getting married.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So they're two brothers, Dustin and Dylan.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So are they twins.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No, they're about three years apart.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
But they both have had weddings recently, and one of
them is this weekend. So the big debate is and
I should have kept my mouth shut, but I was
so curious as to why this was a big deal
that Stacy asked me to take it to the air.
She said, you, sir, are unreasonable and you're a man.
But Kyle and Peyton will tell you why this is important.
So with this wedding's been on the schedule for a
long time. In fact, I think I told you guys
(05:00):
about it, like first.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Of the year.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
So what happened is one of the brothers is getting
married and the other brothers baby is due the day
of the wedding. And so my wife and her sister
are all mad at Dustin' because they think he and
his wife were both in the wedding party.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Were in the wedding party.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Now they can't go because they're somewhere else getting ready
to have a baby. And Robin the mom and my
wife Stacy are all mad because they could have planned
it out. And I say, a baby shows up. When
a baby shows up, and a baby is a beautiful thing,
and I say, I think it's more important than the wedding.
And both of their heads whip around like veloci raptors
(05:41):
at me and they're like, you can plan for a baby.
They should have planned. They know this wedding was planned
eighteen months ago. They could time this. It's it's insensitive,
it's not paying attentionally makes sense.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I know, I mean you can try and try, you
can try to plan for a baby, but that doesn't
necessarily mean it's gonna happen when you I mean, we
try to have a baby for a year and a half.
Some people it takes even longer.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
So it's not like I'm not wrong. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
And if you're that other couple, every time you're gonna
make love, what about the wedding?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Now that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Wait, let's not do it.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
There's a wedding I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I mean, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
They just got married, their newly weds and then well
they ended up, you know, getting pregnant, and that's when
the babies do.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah, I mean things happen. So is it not a
possibility that they don't have the baby on the day
of the wedding and they're still able to attend. Like,
just because the babies do doesn't mean that the baby's coming.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
The problem is is the wedding's not in the same
city they live in, so they can't make the trip.
And like she's she's like ready to ready to go,
like any.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Second she's ready to well, at least I mean if
they're both in the wedding party. I mean, at leasta
both of them aren't there, the numbers aren't going to bed.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, okay, so I'm going to be so excited. I'm
not wrong for a change, because I really didn't get
what the big deal was. I'm like, Okay, yeah, they
can't make the wedding. I guess that's a big deal,
But having a baby's a bigger deal.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I mean it's a bummer.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Both equally very big days, big milestones in each respective
couple's lives. So yeah, they're both really important days that
they you know, obviously they're not going to skip the
brother of the baby. Obviously they're not going to skip
their wedding. But it's kind of like that's just the
way the universe timed it.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I wonder if that's if anybody else has had that situation,
Like that's a tough call, Like if you know, because
you're really close with your brother and your sister, you're
really close, unless, of course you're making it Reagan and
Maddie from You Season five, but you're really you're really close,
and you're willing to make absurd changes, like do you
go we we can push the wedding back. I mean,
do you have that conversation with your sibling. I would
think you would. But at the same time, you also
(07:39):
understand if you can't.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Right, and it's a bummer book places in advance even
think about that.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
So it's almost like you can. But I also think
the baby's a little more important. The baby is a life.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Yeah, I mean you can't really decide. I mean, besides
like a scheduling a c section and whatever, if you
want to get into semantics, but you can't really decide
when the baby comes. You do decide when the wedding is,
but it isn't just that easy.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
To move away.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
But the bride seem pretty mellow about him, Like, is
the bride upsett? She hasn't said anything about it one
way or another. So if she is bothered, she's just
going through with her wedding and doing her thing, which
I think is fine too.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Okay, so rich So Robin is Stacey's sister. Yeah, so
if Robin's son has the baby on the day of
the wedding, does Robin leave the wedding and go to
the birth of the baby.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
She's committed to the wedding because it's again, she's in it.
She's in it, and she's got to be first grandchild, second,
second grand man.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Yeah, that's a tough.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
And I think she I think grandma can be at
the wedding and because like and then after the wedding
fly out.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
To be with the baby.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
It's not like the baby's gonna be like you weren't
there the data.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I think that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Talks like that, Grandma.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
You are.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Grandma. You've got responsibilities.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
See
Wakes up, John and Rich. What's crack Ale like? And
this is the big boss dog snoopy deagle, double gisel
bang boom. What you don't do?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We're not talking about rid ten team.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
We're not talking about last year.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's the one and only dog, the last last they
pick smooth eagle, double jib in your face to me
and in the place to be.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And you're listening to John, Jay and Rich wakes.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh man, are we starting already? Huh?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
John?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Our phone number is eight seven seven nine three seven
one oh four seven. The text line text jj R
whatever you want to say, the number nine six eight
ninety three. Listen to this. I got another free Starbucks today.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
That's exciting.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Are you getting that much Starbucks that you're earning that
many points?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I think that another reward.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I think so. And I feel bad because I should
be saving money because the radio station supplies us with coffee.
But for whatever reason, they don't have the espresso, which
is Starbucks espresso. Maybe it's a big old thing on
the higher ups with the Starbucks because now they're making
me go to Starbucks.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We should have a deal with Sabrina Carpenter. Well, we
always have espresso.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
I would love that if, like, every time you did
make your espresso, Sabrina Carpenter just started playing from the
coffee machine. That would be amazing to have the.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Own machine you're thinking about.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
So get the Speaking of machines and technology, I had
the weirdest conversation with my wife yesterday. So I've told
you guys about how she's always like when I call her,
she'll be like, oh, sorry, sorry it took me.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I'm picking.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I'm talking to you on my Apple Watch.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I'm talking on my Apple Watch. Right. She does that
a lot, and then have the cot and the Apple
Watch doesn't sound very does well. Yesterday I was trying
to get my ten thousand steps in and I was
walking and I was using my Meta my Meta glasses.
What are those called Meta three sixty? No Meta, just Meta,
the Meta ray band glasses that I got from the
Learner and Row golf tournament. Right, So I got my
(01:54):
learning Row Meta glasses and I'm walking and I'm like,
let me call her. So I call her and she's
at Costco. He's like, oh, sorry, I loud. I'm at
Costco and I'm talking to you on my phone. And
I said, and I'm talking to you on my glasses.
Isn't that weird? But it sounded on my end the
(02:14):
glasses are perfect, like they sound better than a freaking phone.
I'm not lying, but she was like, oh my god,
and then we laugh for a long time, and then
I got too loud on her end, and then I
couldn't finish it. What do you want from Costco?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
And then you gotta look insane just talking to people
while you're walking around with no.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
No because people do it all the time with the
little hit green pieces or.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Little ear but you can see the ear, like, you know, look,
you just see someone talking.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
So I'm so Then I get home and then I
know she's gonna come home from Costco and I have
to help unload the Costco thing, right, and so I'm
kind of like, I want to go watch TV, but
I also don't know when she's gonna come, like I
want to be there when she pulls up, So I'm waiting.
I'm waiting for her. I look in the three sixty
app but I can see where she's driving. Okay, she's
almost home. She pulls in the driveway and then I
(02:57):
walk out to greet her and help unload Cosco and
for some reason. You know how when you go to
Costco they put things in boxes for you. Yeah, there
were no boxes. It was everything was individualitting in there,
and it was packed. Because my son Kemp is coming
home this weekend, my son Jake is coming home this weekend.
Dutch's got this graduation party this weekend, the family's coming over,
my sister's coming in this weekend. So she went and
(03:19):
made a big Costco run. So I take a couple
things out of the car going to the kitchen. She
goes in the kitchen and she stays there. I think
I got my ten thousand steps going back and forth
from her car back to back, and the whole time
I get pissed off at Costco, like I'm grateful. And
then I also think she's buying stuff at Costco that's
not necessary. It's just like like when you go to Target,
(03:39):
Like we don't go to Target. Do you buy stuff
you don't really need to Target? But it's the reasonable size,
Like we don't need eight thousand alcohol pads, do you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We have lots of alcohol pads. Eight years she could
have burned through those well, like I'm like, what is it?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And then she bought a whole bunch of sunscreen. I
think the sunscreen we've had, we've had for ten years,
but she got a whole bunch of new sunscreen.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You've got a stock up when all those people.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Are Costco doesn't really have mini supplies and you don't
know what you need until you walk into a Target or.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
A Costco doesn't have many supplies mini supplies, minies. But anyway,
that was a big debate in my house, A debate.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
My debate.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I don't know what I got myself into, but I
feel like I unleashed the wrath of my wife, Stacy
and her sister Robin because of this upcoming wedding that
we're going to this weekend. So Stacy's nephew, Dustin, no,
Dylan is getting married.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So they're two brothers, Dustin and Dylan.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
So are they twins.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No, they're about three years apart.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
But they both have had weddings recently, and one of
them is this weekend. So the big debate is and
I should have kept my mouth shut, but I was
so curious as to why this was a big deal
that Stacy asked me to take it to the air.
She said, you, sir, are unreasonable and you're a man.
But Kyle and Peyton will tell you why this is important.
So with this wedding's been on the schedule for a
long time. In fact, I think I told you guys
(05:00):
about it, like first.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Of the year.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
So what happened is one of the brothers is getting
married and the other brothers baby is due the day
of the wedding. And so my wife and her sister
are all mad at Dustin' because they think he and
his wife were both in the wedding party.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Were in the wedding party.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Now they can't go because they're somewhere else getting ready
to have a baby. And Robin the mom and my
wife Stacy are all mad because they could have planned
it out. And I say, a baby shows up. When
a baby shows up, and a baby is a beautiful thing,
and I say, I think it's more important than the wedding.
And both of their heads whip around like veloci raptors
(05:41):
at me and they're like, you can plan for a baby.
They should have planned. They know this wedding was planned
eighteen months ago. They could time this. It's it's insensitive,
it's not paying attentionally makes sense.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I know, I mean you can try and try, you
can try to plan for a baby, but that doesn't
necessarily mean it's gonna happen when you I mean, we
try to have a baby for a year and a half.
Some people it takes even longer.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
So it's not like I'm not wrong. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
And if you're that other couple, every time you're gonna
make love, what about the wedding?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Now that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Wait, let's not do it.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
There's a wedding I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I mean, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
They just got married, their newly weds and then well
they ended up, you know, getting pregnant, and that's when
the babies do.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah, I mean things happen. So is it not a
possibility that they don't have the baby on the day
of the wedding and they're still able to attend. Like,
just because the babies do doesn't mean that the baby's coming.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
The problem is is the wedding's not in the same
city they live in, so they can't make the trip.
And like she's she's like ready to ready to go,
like any.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Second she's ready to well, at least I mean if
they're both in the wedding party. I mean, at leasta
both of them aren't there, the numbers aren't going to bed.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, okay, so I'm going to be so excited. I'm
not wrong for a change, because I really didn't get
what the big deal was. I'm like, Okay, yeah, they
can't make the wedding. I guess that's a big deal,
But having a baby's a bigger deal.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I mean it's a bummer.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Both equally very big days, big milestones in each respective
couple's lives. So yeah, they're both really important days that
they you know, obviously they're not going to skip the
brother of the baby. Obviously they're not going to skip
their wedding. But it's kind of like that's just the
way the universe timed it.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I wonder if that's if anybody else has had that situation,
Like that's a tough call, Like if you know, because
you're really close with your brother and your sister, you're
really close, unless, of course you're making it Reagan and
Maddie from You Season five, but you're really you're really close,
and you're willing to make absurd changes, like do you
go we we can push the wedding back. I mean,
do you have that conversation with your sibling. I would
think you would. But at the same time, you also
(07:39):
understand if you can't.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Right, and it's a bummer book places in advance even
think about that.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
So it's almost like you can. But I also think
the baby's a little more important. The baby is a life.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Yeah, I mean you can't really decide. I mean, besides
like a scheduling a c section and whatever, if you
want to get into semantics, but you can't really decide
when the baby comes. You do decide when the wedding is,
but it isn't just that easy.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
To move away.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
But the bride seem pretty mellow about him, Like, is
the bride upsett? She hasn't said anything about it one
way or another. So if she is bothered, she's just
going through with her wedding and doing her thing, which
I think is fine too.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Okay, so rich So Robin is Stacey's sister. Yeah, so
if Robin's son has the baby on the day of
the wedding, does Robin leave the wedding and go to
the birth of the baby.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
She's committed to the wedding because it's again, she's in it.
She's in it, and she's got to be first grandchild, second,
second grand man.
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Yeah, that's a tough.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
And I think she I think grandma can be at
the wedding and because like and then after the wedding
fly out.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
To be with the baby.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
It's not like the baby's gonna be like you weren't
there the data.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I think that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Talks like that, Grandma.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
You are.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Grandma. You've got responsibilities.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
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