October 8, 2025 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi Taylor, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What hie?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Okay? So I have to tell every single one of
you over there, thank you so much for keeping me
saying yesterday. Let me just go down my little rabbit
hole of hurdles I had to go through yesterday. I
had to do a drug test for my new employer.
And the first thing I do is go straight all
(00:27):
the way from Phoenix to Tempe for this drug test,
show up there at nine am, wait there for like
an hour, and next thing you know, as soon as
I'm called, their systems crash and they can't do drug tests.
So I decided to leave there. Nothing can It's my
last day, by the way, for to take this drug
test for my work, and so I find another place
(00:51):
that can take me at twelve thirty, so I go
to this next place. I show up there perfect in time,
and they don't take my virtual ID because mine's in
the mail. So I'm like, oh my gosh, what do
I do? I literally am it's I took the last
(01:12):
appointment at this place. So I decide to go to
the DMV right down the street. I go to the DMV,
I go to pay from after signing up for everything,
taking my picture go to pay for it. They don't
take Apple pay because my card is in the mail.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Because did you explain to then that you're trying to
get a drug test? And they're probably like, oh yeah,
of course yea. So technology just like completely crapped on
your world yesterday, all all the new things.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I was feeling every karma that I've ever done in
my whole life. So I'm like, okay, do I go
and test out a different DMV real quick? Or do
I just go to Chase? So I go to Chase
and I show up there to get money. Guess what
they need an ID?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
What is your deal? Like? First of all, what's the
job that you need the drug test for?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm working for Mechanical Delta so or Delta Mechanical, my gosh,
selling water heaters. But yeah, you have to have a
drug test.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Okay, I thought you say. The airlines are like plan,
we've got a red flag. So how did we help you?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Okay, so wait, hold on, let me finish real fast.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yes, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So I start crying at Chase and then she's she's like, okay,
you said you you canceled your card and did they
update it in your Apple wallet? And yes, she goes,
Oh my gosh, our ATM takes it perfect. Okay, So
I go and get the money out of there. Then
I go back to the d M B get my
uh you know, receipt or whatever, and then of the
(02:55):
temporary ID. And then I'm like, okay, I already missed
my appointment at this one up here in North Phoenix,
which I already went from Tempe right the first one.
So I'm like, do I go back to the other one.
There's another one in Tempey that's like no appointments needed.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh my god, get to Taylor.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Get okay, I get there. Everything ends up working out,
but I can't be anyways. The reason that I have
to thank you, guys is because I listened to you guys.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I was wanting to curse everything in the entire world,
and I just kept turning my iHeartRadio on. I'm like,
I need something to help me, like soothe me before
I literally flip out, crash out whatever these kids are
words are they're using these days. So I have to
thank you guys.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh good God, I love that iHeart app got you
take us with you.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I mean, here you go.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
We off the air at ten. But you took us
with you and kept listening. That's awesome. Thank you so much, Taylor.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Well day. I love you guys.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
We are the number one app and the number one
show and podcast to listen to for people that are
giving drug tests. Ahiight titnor, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I have a great day.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Speaking of Taylor, Taylor Swift is engaged to Travis Kelcey.
Travis Kelsey has a podcast, was his brother Jason Kelcey,
and they just dropped a clip just a few minutes
ago and I was able to jump on it. I'm
gonna play it for you guys because it addresses the song.
Would right now, if you don't know the song, would Kyle,
how would you describe the song?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
What's the rumor with the song?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Would the rumor is it's about Travis Kelcey's junk?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Remember, okay?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
But really, I mean, if you listen to the song,
it can sound innocent and about superstitions.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It's not okay.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
So this is what I love about this new Heist
podcast because they're two brothers, so they're talking to each
other like they're not gonna say, don't ask me that,
you know what I mean? So Jason asked Travis about
the song. So listen to this carefully.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
How do you feel about what? It's a great song,
it's a great song. Do you feel so word I'm
looking for? Do you feel you feel cocky? Do you
feel cocky about the song?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
No, any song that she's not just It's not just
any song. This is a very specific you. I love
that girl, So what do you mean any song that
she would reference me in? Any just you? It's an appendage.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
It's not just you as a it's a very specific thing.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I think you're not understanding the song. You're out of
your mind.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Jesus Christ, Travis, Come on, Redwood tree ain't hard to see.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I thought redwood was a little bit.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
That's a generous word I think about me. It would
be like Japanese maple.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Sometimes can see he's awesome. Only do that? Yeah, don't
you think that clip is going to be all the way?
Brother should know he's like, stop trying to beat her
(06:01):
on the bushier trap. She's referring he was a tree man.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Come on, So now that's there's obviously the version they're
talking about a bit dirty, right, we have the radio
friendly version.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What what do they use instead what's the clean word.
The clean word is skies, but not clean word is thighs.
They changed out thighs, Yeah, they needed to. They need
because okay, well here it is. This is what. This
is the song they're talking about.
Hi Taylor, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What hie?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Okay? So I have to tell every single one of
you over there, thank you so much for keeping me
saying yesterday. Let me just go down my little rabbit
hole of hurdles I had to go through yesterday. I
had to do a drug test for my new employer.
And the first thing I do is go straight all
(00:27):
the way from Phoenix to Tempe for this drug test,
show up there at nine am, wait there for like
an hour, and next thing you know, as soon as
I'm called, their systems crash and they can't do drug tests.
So I decided to leave there. Nothing can It's my
last day, by the way, for to take this drug
test for my work, and so I find another place
(00:51):
that can take me at twelve thirty, so I go
to this next place. I show up there perfect in time,
and they don't take my virtual ID because mine's in
the mail. So I'm like, oh my gosh, what do
I do? I literally am it's I took the last
(01:12):
appointment at this place. So I decide to go to
the DMV right down the street. I go to the DMV,
I go to pay from after signing up for everything,
taking my picture go to pay for it. They don't
take Apple pay because my card is in the mail.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Because did you explain to then that you're trying to
get a drug test? And they're probably like, oh yeah,
of course yea. So technology just like completely crapped on
your world yesterday, all all the new things.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I was feeling every karma that I've ever done in
my whole life. So I'm like, okay, do I go
and test out a different DMV real quick? Or do
I just go to Chase? So I go to Chase
and I show up there to get money. Guess what
they need an ID?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
What is your deal? Like? First of all, what's the
job that you need the drug test for?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm working for Mechanical Delta so or Delta Mechanical, my gosh,
selling water heaters. But yeah, you have to have a
drug test.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Okay, I thought you say. The airlines are like plan,
we've got a red flag. So how did we help you?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Okay, so wait, hold on, let me finish real fast.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yes, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So I start crying at Chase and then she's she's like, okay,
you said you you canceled your card and did they
update it in your Apple wallet? And yes, she goes,
Oh my gosh, our ATM takes it perfect. Okay, So
I go and get the money out of there. Then
I go back to the d M B get my
uh you know, receipt or whatever, and then of the
(02:55):
temporary ID. And then I'm like, okay, I already missed
my appointment at this one up here in North Phoenix,
which I already went from Tempe right the first one.
So I'm like, do I go back to the other one.
There's another one in Tempey that's like no appointments needed.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh my god, get to Taylor.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Get okay, I get there. Everything ends up working out,
but I can't be anyways. The reason that I have
to thank you, guys is because I listened to you guys.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I was wanting to curse everything in the entire world,
and I just kept turning my iHeartRadio on. I'm like,
I need something to help me, like soothe me before
I literally flip out, crash out whatever these kids are
words are they're using these days. So I have to
thank you guys.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh good God, I love that iHeart app got you
take us with you.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I mean, here you go.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
We off the air at ten. But you took us
with you and kept listening. That's awesome. Thank you so much, Taylor.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Well day. I love you guys.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
We are the number one app and the number one
show and podcast to listen to for people that are
giving drug tests. Ahiight titnor, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I have a great day.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Speaking of Taylor, Taylor Swift is engaged to Travis Kelcey.
Travis Kelsey has a podcast, was his brother Jason Kelcey,
and they just dropped a clip just a few minutes
ago and I was able to jump on it. I'm
gonna play it for you guys because it addresses the song.
Would right now, if you don't know the song, would Kyle,
how would you describe the song?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
What's the rumor with the song?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Would the rumor is it's about Travis Kelcey's junk?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Remember, okay?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
But really, I mean, if you listen to the song,
it can sound innocent and about superstitions.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It's not okay.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
So this is what I love about this new Heist
podcast because they're two brothers, so they're talking to each
other like they're not gonna say, don't ask me that,
you know what I mean? So Jason asked Travis about
the song. So listen to this carefully.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
How do you feel about what? It's a great song,
it's a great song. Do you feel so word I'm
looking for? Do you feel you feel cocky? Do you
feel cocky about the song?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
No, any song that she's not just It's not just
any song. This is a very specific you. I love
that girl, So what do you mean any song that
she would reference me in? Any just you? It's an appendage.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
It's not just you as a it's a very specific thing.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I think you're not understanding the song. You're out of
your mind.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Jesus Christ, Travis, Come on, Redwood tree ain't hard to see.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I thought redwood was a little bit.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
That's a generous word I think about me. It would
be like Japanese maple.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Sometimes can see he's awesome. Only do that? Yeah, don't
you think that clip is going to be all the way?
Brother should know he's like, stop trying to beat her
(06:01):
on the bushier trap. She's referring he was a tree man.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Come on, So now that's there's obviously the version they're
talking about a bit dirty, right, we have the radio
friendly version.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What what do they use instead what's the clean word.
The clean word is skies, but not clean word is thighs.
They changed out thighs, Yeah, they needed to. They need
because okay, well here it is. This is what. This
is the song they're talking about.
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