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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's crack a leg?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
And this is the big boss dog snoopy diagle.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Double gigsel thing boom, what you don't do?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're not talking about rid ten team, We're not talking
about last year.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It's the one and.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Only dog y'all.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The glass has the big snoop eagle double jigsel in
your face to me and in the place to be
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your
ass suck.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
So Kayla send us the message. She needs advice.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Good morning, Kayla, good morning.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
How are you guys good?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
How can we help you?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Well? I need some advice. My a little backstory. My
mom died about ten years ago, and my dad is
getting remarried next eight and I'm his best man. So
I need to write a speech for a woman that
I'm not really fond of.
Speaker 7 (00:54):
I don't even know what.
Speaker 8 (00:56):
How come you don't like her? What do you find
not great about her?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Well, this is her fourth marriage and she.
Speaker 9 (01:05):
Has just been doing like she says like random little
like And I had remarked to me or my aunt
were my dad's mom, my grandmother. She is very you know,
if it doesn't go her way, it doesn't go anyway.
And she kind of just like she wants my dad
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to get rid of all of my mom's.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Stuff that he's had, like photos or.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Just like anything. She was at my wedding.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
I got married last April, and my dad was going
to give me my mom's wedding range and I thought
that was.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Really sweet and I loved it.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
But she was the one that like kind of pushed
him aside and made sure she was the one to
give them to me.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
So yeah, she's very.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Difficult woman.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Boy, that's tough. I've been there actually when my mom
passed away. My dad got remarried, I know, about four
years after my mom passed, and it's just not your mom.
You know, it's not like they got divorced. Your mom
passed away, so you've got all those fond memories. And
at one point I think I just thought, at least
he's not by himself, so you can be like he's
he's not a guy who can handle things by himself.
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He's got somebody that kind of kind of hang out with.
It's not going to be your mom, and she's not
replacing your mom. But you got to find the You
got to find the thing in her that your dad likes,
and you're you're really there for him, not necessarily her.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yet, may I jump in, please do Cayla what's her name?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Holly?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Okay? I went, because you call this asking for help
with the speech. I went in the chat GPT and
I said, the chat geept your situation, and it wrote
a speech for you and it says good evening everyone.
First of all, I just want to say how honored
I am to be standing here as the best man
or should I say best woman? Either way, I'm thrilled
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to be part of this beautiful, slightly unconventional day. Now
let's address the elephant in the room, or rather the
wedding in the room. This is in Dad's first rodeo,
and it's not what's her name Holly's, and it's.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Not Holli's either.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
In fact, between the two of them, we should probably
start a wedding consulting business. Their combined experience with Id's
is truly unmatched.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And that's give credit where credit is due.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Holly, you survived four husbands and still said sure, let's
try this again.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That's optimism.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
And Dad, well, you're lucky to have found someone with
such resilience, and such an excellent dress collection. Now, on
a more serious note, my mom, who he missed so much,
would have wanted my dad to be happy, and I
know she wants someone to make him laugh and keep
him on his toes and maybe even teach him a
thing or two about lifetime commitment, or at least fifth
time commitment. Dad, Holly, you're perfect for each other. You
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both learned a lot about love, marriage, maybe a little
bit about lawyers, and now you're choosing to spend the
rest of your life together or at least as long
as the paperwork holds up.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh God, So raise the glass to my dad.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
He's incredibled new wife and to love, because it's never
too late to find someone crazy enough to put up
with you.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Cheers. Oh my goodness, the shade, it's very sarcastic.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
If you can, I know I did.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That will not go over well. So here's my advice.
That's only the first take. You can put it in
a couple of times and modify it.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
You can respond to be like maybe a little less shade.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I've been there.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
Oh my gosh, the tease pipe and hot over there.
But here's my advice for your Kayler. So one of
my best friends, Treyana, she got married. I think it
was like three years ago maybe, and she married a
guy that she barely knew. Like they I think they
had been dating for like six months before they got
engaged and then they got married. I don't even think
it was.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Like a whole two years.
Speaker 10 (05:01):
And so this is like my best friend since I
was like the age of nine, right, and I had
to write a maid of honor speech. I didn't know
what the heck I was going to say about this guy.
Hadn't known him. I'd met him one time and it
was like briefly, like maybe for five minutes. And I
was like, how the heck am I going to write
a speech for my best friend and this man that
I don't know? And then I realized my speech wasn't
about the man that I don't know. My speech was
about my best friend. So the majority of my maid
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of honor speech was about my friend. And then I
kind of just gave a nod to him, and I
was like, she's the type of girl that you know,
God blesses you, so you know the meaning of loss. Eventually,
like I did something like that, and then I kind
of just like went back to her, So that would
be like my sound advice would be, like, make the
speech about your dad, not about.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I was still it's about your dad, so he wants
you to make it memorable. So you want to be
you want to be as nice as possible, as friendly
as possible, both ways, Kayla.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
She'd been married four times?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Why, honestly, I don't even know.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
I mean, so my dad of her dated and.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
He cool, Oh that happens years ago, right, and then
we moved to I'm from Tallahassee, Florida, So we moved
here when I was six, and then my dad moved
back for his family and they reconnected.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
She I guess, just uncompatibleness with men that she paid.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Okay, Well, she didn't kill anybody, right, It's not like
she's one of those people that kills the husband and
hears the money, kills the husband and heads the money.
There'd be a Netflix series on her.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I mean, put that out of your speech.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
We don't know what happened to the four guys. Oh
there's Joe and they're here tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's cool. You live in Tallahassee. You listen to our show?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Oh, I live in Arizona.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Now, oh, I guess that's sounds okay, you live in Arizona.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You listen to our show.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
I listen to you guys every morning.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Awesome, Well thank you, well, good luck, good luck.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Or you know, if you want, I can go to
the wedding and I'll do the speech for you.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
You know what, that would be amazing.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
We do like the serrhoebersion Ac. I'll hide behind the
bushes and tell you what to say.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Awesome.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I'd be happy for your dad that he found somebody
that he can hang with.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
For a little bit.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
All right, Kilea, have a great day. Thank you so
much for listening. Thank you, Alma, good morning, Thanks for holding.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Yeah. So I was.
Speaker 11 (07:19):
I was so excited for my company's dinner party, and
my boss invited all of us.
Speaker 12 (07:25):
You know, we were like a small group of four employees,
and she told us we could bring our boyfriend and
our husband, and we just we picked such like a
nice like bougie steakhouse downtown, you know, the kind of
place where the menu doesn't even have any prices. Well,
my boyfriend, we all got dressed up. We were so
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excited and really you know, the place was great, the
vibes were immaculate, and the food was insane too. But
then the bill came and the plot twist is literally
the my boss only covered the employees, so all the
people that came this plus ones like yeah, they were
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on their own, and so our total came out to
be two hundred and thirty.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Dollars for one person.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Wow, you were not expecting that because your boss said
invite your significant others.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 11 (08:24):
I was not thrilled.
Speaker 12 (08:26):
And I just sat there and I was like, is this.
Speaker 11 (08:30):
Really my life? Like we're gonna be paying two hundred
and thirty dollars And so the night wait went like terrible,
Like really fam.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, because that's that's kind of a pain because he's
gonna I'll take care of them, not him, separate Bill.
I'll take care of them, not him, separate Bill.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
But it's weird.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Had to be a long kind of uncomfortable, and.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
To get no heads up about it too, like.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Just surprise and a two hundred and thirty dollars dinner,
like that's something you have to budget for. Yeah, that's
not something that's not a normal night out for dinner.
You know, it's not like you guys went to chill
and your meal's forty but.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Not normal for one birdy says.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I said, So if there was a heads up, if
it was like, hey, there was a heads.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
Up, then you could at least choose like, hey, I'm
not going to bring my significant other because we don't
want to drop cash on this obviously, but.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
If there was a heads up, would you guess we'd too? Hey, Also,
weird whole things weird were your husband, but I'm not
paying for him.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
The whole thing is definitely kind of right, Like why just.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Just say don't bring sign another? It's just the crew
of the staff.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Yeah, but then that's also kind of weird when you're like,
don't bring a significant others, because then that's.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Kind of like no, you got to find the right
way to say, because companies do that all the time. Yea,
for Hey, for budget reasons, we can't afford to pay
for everybody in our family. So this is gonna be
a company. Just like today, we're having our little barbecue here.
But we wouldn't mind if spouse's came in a partner.
But you know what, he would invite it, we would
have charged him. I'm many seven dollars for that brisk.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Oh my gosh, so bad for you. That's such an
awkward position to get in.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That's tough, I know.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah, you should have had your husband or your boyfriend
just eat a salad and bread.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
She would have known you probably would have have gotten for.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Maybe they're paying attention, like I want to see who's
gonna try to take advantage? All right, well next year, note,
don't invite Alm to the Christmas party. All right, all,
I have a great day, Merry Christmas. Thanks for listening, Peyton.
What's the vibe for horse gropes today?
Speaker 10 (10:25):
The holidays are here, so I'm going to tell you
what kind of shopper you are based on your zodiac sign.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Angel's up, I'm a Scorpio.
Speaker 10 (10:34):
Okay, I got you for Scorpio. So I'm going to
be telling you, guys what kind of shopper you are
based on your zodiac sign, especially because the holidays are
right here. So for Scorpio, you guys are the mystery
shopper a Scorpio's gifts they are always unexpected, but somehow
they're always spot on. You guys keep your plans a
secret until the big reveal, which adds an element of
suspense all the time when you're handing out gifts.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
That's all about right.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yes, all right, have a great day.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
You all have a wonderful day too.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Hi, Stephanie. What's your sign?
Speaker 10 (11:05):
Hey, Donja, Rich I am a Taurus Okay, So for Taurus,
you guys are the luxury gifter. Taurus, You guys go
quality over quantity, and you pick gifts that are fancy
and indulgent. So if you have a Torus in your life,
expect something cozy, expensive, or food related from them.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
So true.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
Thank you, Peyton.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Hello, good morning.
Speaker 13 (11:27):
Hello, Hi, Hello.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
That just reminded me of the Gridge.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
You've actually been watching that.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
I'm a cancer and I'm calling from Idaho.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
Okay, Well for cancer, Stacy, the type of gift giver
that you are is the sentimental gifter. Cancer's gifts. They
will always make you cry.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
In a really good way.
Speaker 10 (11:50):
You guys will spend hours creating personalized presents or finding
that one thing that brings back all of the memories
for whoever you're gifting for.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Sounds about right, Thank you, Tina.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
What's your sign?
Speaker 10 (12:03):
Pisces?
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (12:04):
Rich is also our pieces in here and you guys
are the dreamy gifter Pisces. You put your heart into
every gift, so whether that's homemade or inspired by a
pinterress board, your presence are magical, sentimental and just straight
out of a fairy tale. You guys always win the
gift givings. O.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Is that true for you, Tina?
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I don't think I've ever.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Done anything homemade though.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Have you?
Speaker 10 (12:26):
Well?
Speaker 14 (12:26):
Actually make bread, some cookies and fudge and stuff for
my neighbors.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (12:29):
Yeah, that's perfect.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Would do for whoever I get secret Sanda, I'm gonna
make them some bread.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
I'm sure we'd love to go.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Thanks, guys.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
How about for Libra?
Speaker 10 (12:40):
Yeah, Libra, Kyle is our Libra. The gift giver that
you are is the aesthetic gifter Libra's. You guys shop
with an I fair beauty, so you pick out gifts
that are visually pleasing as they are thoughtful. So think
about candles home to core or in like an artsy
coffee table book.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Or if the gift isn't necessarily aesthetic, make the wrapping
that way, Yes, exactly, Carly.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
What's your signing? Good morning?
Speaker 14 (13:04):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
I'm a Sagittarian.
Speaker 10 (13:05):
Okay, so for a Sagittaries, you guys are the last
minute shopper. Sagutaries. You thrive on that adrenaline of like
a Christmas Eve shopping. You guys might show up with
random items from a gas station, but somehow it always
works and the person that you're gifting is always appreciative.
Speaker 14 (13:20):
Awesome, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
How about Virgo?
Speaker 10 (13:23):
Yeah, John, Jay are Virgo. The type of gift giver
that you are is the spreadsheet shopper. So Virgo, you
planned your shopping list all the way back in September.
You organize your budget conscious, and you love practical gifts
that people will actually use.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
So me, Marcia, what's your signing?
Speaker 14 (13:40):
Good morning, Good morning? I'm a Gemini.
Speaker 10 (13:42):
Okay, So Gemini is the type of shopper that you are.
You are the one for me and one for you
shopper Gemini. You guys get easily distracted by shiny objects,
so while you're shopping for others, you accidentally end up
buying half the store for yourself, and then you forget
who you're shopping for.
Speaker 14 (13:58):
Yeah, that sounds totally right. That's why I can't go
shopping anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
All right, marshall, have a great day. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 14 (14:05):
Wait, can I tell you guys something real quick?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Sure.
Speaker 14 (14:09):
I always am. I'm a night person and I'm awake,
you know, at night on scrolling Facebook and all that,
and that's when I see you guys say what's your
what's your dotiac sign? Call me in the morning, and
I'm all wide awake and jazzed up. And then this
has happened so many times. I'm like, you know, I
post my sign, I'm like, call me, and then I
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wake up the next morning and it's like eight o'clock
or whatever, and you guys have texted me like, hey,
can we call you? And I like, I tried to
send you a text message one day to call myself
out and be like, I'm not going to do that
anymore because every single time I just can't wake up
in the morning. But somehow today I woke.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Up right.
Speaker 14 (14:52):
All right to me a great day, Yeah, guys, to
talk to you and have a beautiful day.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Thank you to get your sign there posted on our
website John Jay Rich dot com.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Cindy, good morning, good morning, what's up? How are you good?
Speaker 7 (15:08):
How are you I'm good, I'm good. I'm just calling
I'm shocked that Kyle doesn't love Spirited. I'm totally obsessed
with Spirited. I thought for sure that John Jay and
Kyle were gonna love this movie. And Kyle was like,
that's all right, I mean it's good.
Speaker 13 (15:25):
I don't I do think that I probably should watch
it one more time, all the way through in one sitting.
But there are I mean, I feel like Sidy, even
you have to admit the first hour and a half,
you get like you're like, okay, where's this go?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Like it gets a little long. That's the part for
me that was hard.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
I didn't find it long, and I was fis like
from the first ten minutes, but I don't, I don't know.
But I also watch it with close captions so then
you can see what they're singing about. Yea.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I always watched that time with you. I got ja
that's what. Yeah, And I watch it like that too.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I would say the one part, you know, the part
in this Inspirited when Ryan Reynolds comes out of that
guy in the very beginning. I didn't understand that. It
took me a second to understand what's going on. Remember that,
I was like, and then and then Ryan Reroolds says
that dance routine. In the beginning, I was like, what's
happening here? I didn't understand what was happening. But as
the storyline goes, I'm like, oh, okay, and then the
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then you kind of just let go and you let
them be Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell and I just
enjoyed it so much. Ian said to my wife last
night when were going to bed, I was like, I
was like, we need to watch Spirited as a family
when everybody comes home for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I want to watch it.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Everybody forced everybody as a family to watch this holiday movie.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, I want to. I want to watch.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Because I think it's just I think it's going to
get better and better. Like again, it just came out.
Elf came out twenty years ago. You give it time.
I think it's going to be people will enjoy this.
Speaker 13 (16:48):
IM like, I wouldn't show that.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I wouldn't show that to my little kids, right, I
would show to my little kids either, but I wouldn't
my kids they watch Elf. So it's like it's different.
It's a different movie, but.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
It's you when you have a different movie. But I
think by like it's standing up to elf means like
it'll be here for a long time.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, I think it's gonna be around.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
It'll be We'll watch it every year.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I will. I think it's great.
Speaker 13 (17:11):
I'll watch it again and then see if maybe I
feel differently. I'm I'm open to feeling.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I'm not like against the movie.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
What's your favorite song for the movie, Sindy? Are there
any to stand out?
Speaker 7 (17:22):
I've seen Good Afternoon all day long, and we're bringing
back Christmas. As soon as I walk in the house,
I tell Alexit a turn on the soundtrack. My teenagers
are like, here she goes.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Good Afternoons Afternoon.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Much all right, Cindy, have a great day, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Everybody shoots a text whatever's on your mind? Text us
text j g R. Whatever's on your mind? Ninety six
eight ninety three. Time for stacks and hacks. I have
stax in information, which has life hacks. A poll found
the average person spends forty minutes a day wishing they
were somewhere else or planning their next vacation.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
The top ten places we wish we were.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
At right now, anyone, anyone, the beach, the beach number one,
Good job Kyle. A study found using abbreviations like LOL
and OMG and text messages can make you smarter, funnier,
more likable, insecure, seem insecure. If you want someone to
know you found something funnier shocking, you're better off using
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full words instead.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I disagree, disagree An OMG covers a lot.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
You're like in a hurry you kind of want to
like just kind of you know, It's like sometimes LOL
is like when someone's telling the story to go that's funny.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, but you're not laughing, you're saying that's funny.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
The top things people would change about their marriage proposal
include the location, the delivery, the weather, and what they said,
but fifty percent of couples wouldn't change anything. A McDonald's
employee won't take an order because he's in the bathroom.
This has gone viral, this video. So he was still
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having his headset on and somebody went through the drive through.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
You're admitting to a customer you're in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I'm in the bath from so I can't order a
small ride?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
You have the weeks and minutes I have to please,
So can I just wait?
Speaker 15 (19:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
You aren't telling a customer through the headphone set.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
And taking your orders at the moment me And because
you're on the toilet, I have to pee.
Speaker 15 (19:37):
How can I take an order if I'm.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
In a bath fall? This is a bit much truth.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
I'm not entired to move to the bathroom because you
want a small.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Fall, all right.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
The Australian government released an app called Chart Your Fart.
They're asking people to track their flatulence for three days
to help scientists with a study. It tracks fart frequency, duration,
loud this and stench I'm.
Speaker 16 (20:02):
In the sound and how loud it was or if
there was much of an odor to it. It's not
something that everyone's comfortable discussing, but it is a normal
function of the body and it's healthy.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
It's a sign that you're healthy.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
That is the research director of the company that's doing that.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
That's good work out there.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
A twenty eight year old man for South Korea got
arrested at an airport in Peru after trying to go
through security with three hundred and twenty translors strapped to
his body. He also had one hundred and ten cent
piece plus nine bullet ants, known for having the most
painful sting of any insect. The translors, they say, were
bigger than your fist.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, my god, what to sell them?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Oh, here's some habits you can pick up to become happier.
Practice random acts of kindness like love up, nurture your relationships,
and express gratitude.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
This is kind of funny.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
A plane in Portugal is grounded for five days after
one hundred and thirty hamsters escape from their cages. If
humans go extinct, which animal would take over the world?
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Good question.
Speaker 10 (21:10):
The apes?
Speaker 15 (21:11):
No monkey, beach nope, dogs nope, cats a nope, sharks
octopus to evolve and form their own civilization.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
And they're so smart.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
There's a new Popeye movie coming out. It's a horror
movie with the evil Popeye as he's menacing a bunch
of councilors trying to open a summer camp, coming out January.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Okay, sure, Why.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Did they keep making like these pure.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Things into horror? Like they get they get the rights
to them. Now it's like there's no copyright anymore, So
just go for it.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
What do you got? Ritual liffects?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
All right, let's talk about coffee, John Jay, you're new
to the coffee world. I'm new to the coffee world,
and you drink it for health reasons, not because it
tastes good.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Right, Yeah, just I think coffee tast terrible. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Well, so here's a little hack that you can do.
I found this on the website study Fines, So if
you ever want to learn about healthy stuff, that's a
great website to go to. So they say coffee, you know,
they've proven that.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
It's good for you, good for your heart.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
But now instead of sugar, they say, add natural maple
syrup because that will make it sweeter. Plus everything maple
is amazing. But it also lowers your blood pressure, it
can help mobilize abdominal fat, improve your gut health, and
controls your blood sugar. So put a little bit of
the maple syrup in your daily cup of coffee and
live forever that life back amity more. It can be
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found at Johnjayandridge dot com.
Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's crack a leg?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
And this is the big boss dog snoopy diagle.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Double gigsel thing boom, what you don't do?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're not talking about rid ten team, We're not talking
about last year.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It's the one and.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Only dog y'all.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The glass has the big snoop eagle double jigsel in
your face to me and in the place to be
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your
ass suck.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
So Kayla send us the message. She needs advice.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Good morning, Kayla, good morning.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
How are you guys good?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
How can we help you?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Well? I need some advice. My a little backstory. My
mom died about ten years ago, and my dad is
getting remarried next eight and I'm his best man. So
I need to write a speech for a woman that
I'm not really fond of.
Speaker 7 (00:54):
I don't even know what.
Speaker 8 (00:56):
How come you don't like her? What do you find
not great about her?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Well, this is her fourth marriage and she.
Speaker 9 (01:05):
Has just been doing like she says like random little
like And I had remarked to me or my aunt
were my dad's mom, my grandmother. She is very you know,
if it doesn't go her way, it doesn't go anyway.
And she kind of just like she wants my dad
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to get rid of all of my mom's.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Stuff that he's had, like photos or.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Just like anything. She was at my wedding.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
I got married last April, and my dad was going
to give me my mom's wedding range and I thought
that was.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Really sweet and I loved it.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
But she was the one that like kind of pushed
him aside and made sure she was the one to
give them to me.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
So yeah, she's very.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Difficult woman.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Boy, that's tough. I've been there actually when my mom
passed away. My dad got remarried, I know, about four
years after my mom passed, and it's just not your mom.
You know, it's not like they got divorced. Your mom
passed away, so you've got all those fond memories. And
at one point I think I just thought, at least
he's not by himself, so you can be like he's
he's not a guy who can handle things by himself.
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He's got somebody that kind of kind of hang out with.
It's not going to be your mom, and she's not
replacing your mom. But you got to find the You
got to find the thing in her that your dad likes,
and you're you're really there for him, not necessarily her.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yet, may I jump in, please do Cayla what's her name?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Holly?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Okay? I went, because you call this asking for help
with the speech. I went in the chat GPT and
I said, the chat geept your situation, and it wrote
a speech for you and it says good evening everyone.
First of all, I just want to say how honored
I am to be standing here as the best man
or should I say best woman? Either way, I'm thrilled
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to be part of this beautiful, slightly unconventional day. Now
let's address the elephant in the room, or rather the
wedding in the room. This is in Dad's first rodeo,
and it's not what's her name Holly's, and it's.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Not Holli's either.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
In fact, between the two of them, we should probably
start a wedding consulting business. Their combined experience with Id's
is truly unmatched.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And that's give credit where credit is due.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Holly, you survived four husbands and still said sure, let's
try this again.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That's optimism.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
And Dad, well, you're lucky to have found someone with
such resilience, and such an excellent dress collection. Now, on
a more serious note, my mom, who he missed so much,
would have wanted my dad to be happy, and I
know she wants someone to make him laugh and keep
him on his toes and maybe even teach him a
thing or two about lifetime commitment, or at least fifth
time commitment. Dad, Holly, you're perfect for each other. You
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both learned a lot about love, marriage, maybe a little
bit about lawyers, and now you're choosing to spend the
rest of your life together or at least as long
as the paperwork holds up.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh God, So raise the glass to my dad.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
He's incredibled new wife and to love, because it's never
too late to find someone crazy enough to put up
with you.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Cheers. Oh my goodness, the shade, it's very sarcastic.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
If you can, I know I did.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That will not go over well. So here's my advice.
That's only the first take. You can put it in
a couple of times and modify it.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
You can respond to be like maybe a little less shade.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I've been there.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
Oh my gosh, the tease pipe and hot over there.
But here's my advice for your Kayler. So one of
my best friends, Treyana, she got married. I think it
was like three years ago maybe, and she married a
guy that she barely knew. Like they I think they
had been dating for like six months before they got
engaged and then they got married. I don't even think
it was.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Like a whole two years.
Speaker 10 (05:01):
And so this is like my best friend since I
was like the age of nine, right, and I had
to write a maid of honor speech. I didn't know
what the heck I was going to say about this guy.
Hadn't known him. I'd met him one time and it
was like briefly, like maybe for five minutes. And I
was like, how the heck am I going to write
a speech for my best friend and this man that
I don't know? And then I realized my speech wasn't
about the man that I don't know. My speech was
about my best friend. So the majority of my maid
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of honor speech was about my friend. And then I
kind of just gave a nod to him, and I
was like, she's the type of girl that you know,
God blesses you, so you know the meaning of loss. Eventually,
like I did something like that, and then I kind
of just like went back to her, So that would
be like my sound advice would be, like, make the
speech about your dad, not about.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I was still it's about your dad, so he wants
you to make it memorable. So you want to be
you want to be as nice as possible, as friendly
as possible, both ways, Kayla.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
She'd been married four times?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Why, honestly, I don't even know.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
I mean, so my dad of her dated and.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
He cool, Oh that happens years ago, right, and then
we moved to I'm from Tallahassee, Florida, So we moved
here when I was six, and then my dad moved
back for his family and they reconnected.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
She I guess, just uncompatibleness with men that she paid.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Okay, Well, she didn't kill anybody, right, It's not like
she's one of those people that kills the husband and
hears the money, kills the husband and heads the money.
There'd be a Netflix series on her.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I mean, put that out of your speech.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
We don't know what happened to the four guys. Oh
there's Joe and they're here tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's cool. You live in Tallahassee. You listen to our show?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Oh, I live in Arizona.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Now, oh, I guess that's sounds okay, you live in Arizona.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You listen to our show.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
I listen to you guys every morning.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Awesome, Well thank you, well, good luck, good luck.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Or you know, if you want, I can go to
the wedding and I'll do the speech for you.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
You know what, that would be amazing.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
We do like the serrhoebersion Ac. I'll hide behind the
bushes and tell you what to say.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Awesome.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I'd be happy for your dad that he found somebody
that he can hang with.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
For a little bit.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
All right, Kilea, have a great day. Thank you so
much for listening. Thank you, Alma, good morning, Thanks for holding.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Yeah. So I was.
Speaker 11 (07:19):
I was so excited for my company's dinner party, and
my boss invited all of us.
Speaker 12 (07:25):
You know, we were like a small group of four employees,
and she told us we could bring our boyfriend and
our husband, and we just we picked such like a
nice like bougie steakhouse downtown, you know, the kind of
place where the menu doesn't even have any prices. Well,
my boyfriend, we all got dressed up. We were so
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excited and really you know, the place was great, the
vibes were immaculate, and the food was insane too. But
then the bill came and the plot twist is literally
the my boss only covered the employees, so all the
people that came this plus ones like yeah, they were
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on their own, and so our total came out to
be two hundred and thirty.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Dollars for one person.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Wow, you were not expecting that because your boss said
invite your significant others.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 11 (08:24):
I was not thrilled.
Speaker 12 (08:26):
And I just sat there and I was like, is this.
Speaker 11 (08:30):
Really my life? Like we're gonna be paying two hundred
and thirty dollars And so the night wait went like terrible,
Like really fam.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, because that's that's kind of a pain because he's
gonna I'll take care of them, not him, separate Bill.
I'll take care of them, not him, separate Bill.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
But it's weird.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Had to be a long kind of uncomfortable, and.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
To get no heads up about it too, like.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Just surprise and a two hundred and thirty dollars dinner,
like that's something you have to budget for. Yeah, that's
not something that's not a normal night out for dinner.
You know, it's not like you guys went to chill
and your meal's forty but.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Not normal for one birdy says.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I said, So if there was a heads up, if
it was like, hey, there was a heads.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
Up, then you could at least choose like, hey, I'm
not going to bring my significant other because we don't
want to drop cash on this obviously, but.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
If there was a heads up, would you guess we'd too? Hey, Also,
weird whole things weird were your husband, but I'm not
paying for him.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
The whole thing is definitely kind of right, Like why just.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Just say don't bring sign another? It's just the crew
of the staff.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Yeah, but then that's also kind of weird when you're like,
don't bring a significant others, because then that's.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Kind of like no, you got to find the right
way to say, because companies do that all the time. Yea,
for Hey, for budget reasons, we can't afford to pay
for everybody in our family. So this is gonna be
a company. Just like today, we're having our little barbecue here.
But we wouldn't mind if spouse's came in a partner.
But you know what, he would invite it, we would
have charged him. I'm many seven dollars for that brisk.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Oh my gosh, so bad for you. That's such an
awkward position to get in.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That's tough, I know.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah, you should have had your husband or your boyfriend
just eat a salad and bread.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
She would have known you probably would have have gotten for.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Maybe they're paying attention, like I want to see who's
gonna try to take advantage? All right, well next year, note,
don't invite Alm to the Christmas party. All right, all,
I have a great day, Merry Christmas. Thanks for listening, Peyton.
What's the vibe for horse gropes today?
Speaker 10 (10:25):
The holidays are here, so I'm going to tell you
what kind of shopper you are based on your zodiac sign.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Angel's up, I'm a Scorpio.
Speaker 10 (10:34):
Okay, I got you for Scorpio. So I'm going to
be telling you, guys what kind of shopper you are
based on your zodiac sign, especially because the holidays are
right here. So for Scorpio, you guys are the mystery
shopper a Scorpio's gifts they are always unexpected, but somehow
they're always spot on. You guys keep your plans a
secret until the big reveal, which adds an element of
suspense all the time when you're handing out gifts.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
That's all about right.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yes, all right, have a great day.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
You all have a wonderful day too.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Hi, Stephanie. What's your sign?
Speaker 10 (11:05):
Hey, Donja, Rich I am a Taurus Okay, So for Taurus,
you guys are the luxury gifter. Taurus, You guys go
quality over quantity, and you pick gifts that are fancy
and indulgent. So if you have a Torus in your life,
expect something cozy, expensive, or food related from them.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
So true.
Speaker 9 (11:24):
Thank you, Peyton.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Hello, good morning.
Speaker 13 (11:27):
Hello, Hi, Hello.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
That just reminded me of the Gridge.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
You've actually been watching that.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
I'm a cancer and I'm calling from Idaho.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
Okay, Well for cancer, Stacy, the type of gift giver
that you are is the sentimental gifter. Cancer's gifts. They
will always make you cry.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
In a really good way.
Speaker 10 (11:50):
You guys will spend hours creating personalized presents or finding
that one thing that brings back all of the memories
for whoever you're gifting for.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Sounds about right, Thank you, Tina.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
What's your sign?
Speaker 10 (12:03):
Pisces?
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (12:04):
Rich is also our pieces in here and you guys
are the dreamy gifter Pisces. You put your heart into
every gift, so whether that's homemade or inspired by a
pinterress board, your presence are magical, sentimental and just straight
out of a fairy tale. You guys always win the
gift givings. O.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Is that true for you, Tina?
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I don't think I've ever.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Done anything homemade though.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Have you?
Speaker 10 (12:26):
Well?
Speaker 14 (12:26):
Actually make bread, some cookies and fudge and stuff for
my neighbors.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (12:29):
Yeah, that's perfect.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Would do for whoever I get secret Sanda, I'm gonna
make them some bread.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
I'm sure we'd love to go.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Thanks, guys.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
How about for Libra?
Speaker 10 (12:40):
Yeah, Libra, Kyle is our Libra. The gift giver that
you are is the aesthetic gifter Libra's. You guys shop
with an I fair beauty, so you pick out gifts
that are visually pleasing as they are thoughtful. So think
about candles home to core or in like an artsy
coffee table book.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Or if the gift isn't necessarily aesthetic, make the wrapping
that way, Yes, exactly, Carly.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
What's your signing? Good morning?
Speaker 14 (13:04):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
I'm a Sagittarian.
Speaker 10 (13:05):
Okay, so for a Sagittaries, you guys are the last
minute shopper. Sagutaries. You thrive on that adrenaline of like
a Christmas Eve shopping. You guys might show up with
random items from a gas station, but somehow it always
works and the person that you're gifting is always appreciative.
Speaker 14 (13:20):
Awesome, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
How about Virgo?
Speaker 10 (13:23):
Yeah, John, Jay are Virgo. The type of gift giver
that you are is the spreadsheet shopper. So Virgo, you
planned your shopping list all the way back in September.
You organize your budget conscious, and you love practical gifts
that people will actually use.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
So me, Marcia, what's your signing?
Speaker 14 (13:40):
Good morning, Good morning? I'm a Gemini.
Speaker 10 (13:42):
Okay, So Gemini is the type of shopper that you are.
You are the one for me and one for you
shopper Gemini. You guys get easily distracted by shiny objects,
so while you're shopping for others, you accidentally end up
buying half the store for yourself, and then you forget
who you're shopping for.
Speaker 14 (13:58):
Yeah, that sounds totally right. That's why I can't go
shopping anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
All right, marshall, have a great day. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 14 (14:05):
Wait, can I tell you guys something real quick?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Sure.
Speaker 14 (14:09):
I always am. I'm a night person and I'm awake,
you know, at night on scrolling Facebook and all that,
and that's when I see you guys say what's your
what's your dotiac sign? Call me in the morning, and
I'm all wide awake and jazzed up. And then this
has happened so many times. I'm like, you know, I
post my sign, I'm like, call me, and then I
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wake up the next morning and it's like eight o'clock
or whatever, and you guys have texted me like, hey,
can we call you? And I like, I tried to
send you a text message one day to call myself
out and be like, I'm not going to do that
anymore because every single time I just can't wake up
in the morning. But somehow today I woke.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Up right.
Speaker 14 (14:52):
All right to me a great day, Yeah, guys, to
talk to you and have a beautiful day.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Thank you to get your sign there posted on our
website John Jay Rich dot com.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Cindy, good morning, good morning, what's up? How are you good?
Speaker 7 (15:08):
How are you I'm good, I'm good. I'm just calling
I'm shocked that Kyle doesn't love Spirited. I'm totally obsessed
with Spirited. I thought for sure that John Jay and
Kyle were gonna love this movie. And Kyle was like,
that's all right, I mean it's good.
Speaker 13 (15:25):
I don't I do think that I probably should watch
it one more time, all the way through in one sitting.
But there are I mean, I feel like Sidy, even
you have to admit the first hour and a half,
you get like you're like, okay, where's this go?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Like it gets a little long. That's the part for
me that was hard.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
I didn't find it long, and I was fis like
from the first ten minutes, but I don't, I don't know.
But I also watch it with close captions so then
you can see what they're singing about. Yea.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I always watched that time with you. I got ja
that's what. Yeah, And I watch it like that too.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I would say the one part, you know, the part
in this Inspirited when Ryan Reynolds comes out of that
guy in the very beginning. I didn't understand that. It
took me a second to understand what's going on. Remember that,
I was like, and then and then Ryan Reroolds says
that dance routine. In the beginning, I was like, what's
happening here? I didn't understand what was happening. But as
the storyline goes, I'm like, oh, okay, and then the
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then you kind of just let go and you let
them be Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell and I just
enjoyed it so much. Ian said to my wife last
night when were going to bed, I was like, I
was like, we need to watch Spirited as a family
when everybody comes home for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I want to watch it.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Everybody forced everybody as a family to watch this holiday movie.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, I want to. I want to watch.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Because I think it's just I think it's going to
get better and better. Like again, it just came out.
Elf came out twenty years ago. You give it time.
I think it's going to be people will enjoy this.
Speaker 13 (16:48):
IM like, I wouldn't show that.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I wouldn't show that to my little kids, right, I
would show to my little kids either, but I wouldn't
my kids they watch Elf. So it's like it's different.
It's a different movie, but.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
It's you when you have a different movie. But I
think by like it's standing up to elf means like
it'll be here for a long time.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, I think it's gonna be around.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
It'll be We'll watch it every year.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I will. I think it's great.
Speaker 13 (17:11):
I'll watch it again and then see if maybe I
feel differently. I'm I'm open to feeling.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I'm not like against the movie.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
What's your favorite song for the movie, Sindy? Are there
any to stand out?
Speaker 7 (17:22):
I've seen Good Afternoon all day long, and we're bringing
back Christmas. As soon as I walk in the house,
I tell Alexit a turn on the soundtrack. My teenagers
are like, here she goes.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Good Afternoons Afternoon.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Much all right, Cindy, have a great day, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Everybody shoots a text whatever's on your mind? Text us
text j g R. Whatever's on your mind? Ninety six
eight ninety three. Time for stacks and hacks. I have
stax in information, which has life hacks. A poll found
the average person spends forty minutes a day wishing they
were somewhere else or planning their next vacation.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
The top ten places we wish we were.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
At right now, anyone, anyone, the beach, the beach number one,
Good job Kyle. A study found using abbreviations like LOL
and OMG and text messages can make you smarter, funnier,
more likable, insecure, seem insecure. If you want someone to
know you found something funnier shocking, you're better off using
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full words instead.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I disagree, disagree An OMG covers a lot.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
You're like in a hurry you kind of want to
like just kind of you know, It's like sometimes LOL
is like when someone's telling the story to go that's funny.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, but you're not laughing, you're saying that's funny.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
The top things people would change about their marriage proposal
include the location, the delivery, the weather, and what they said,
but fifty percent of couples wouldn't change anything. A McDonald's
employee won't take an order because he's in the bathroom.
This has gone viral, this video. So he was still
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having his headset on and somebody went through the drive through.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
You're admitting to a customer you're in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I'm in the bath from so I can't order a
small ride?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
You have the weeks and minutes I have to please,
So can I just wait?
Speaker 15 (19:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
You aren't telling a customer through the headphone set.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
And taking your orders at the moment me And because
you're on the toilet, I have to pee.
Speaker 15 (19:37):
How can I take an order if I'm.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
In a bath fall? This is a bit much truth.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
I'm not entired to move to the bathroom because you
want a small.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Fall, all right.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
The Australian government released an app called Chart Your Fart.
They're asking people to track their flatulence for three days
to help scientists with a study. It tracks fart frequency, duration,
loud this and stench I'm.
Speaker 16 (20:02):
In the sound and how loud it was or if
there was much of an odor to it. It's not
something that everyone's comfortable discussing, but it is a normal
function of the body and it's healthy.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
It's a sign that you're healthy.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
That is the research director of the company that's doing that.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
That's good work out there.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
A twenty eight year old man for South Korea got
arrested at an airport in Peru after trying to go
through security with three hundred and twenty translors strapped to
his body. He also had one hundred and ten cent
piece plus nine bullet ants, known for having the most
painful sting of any insect. The translors, they say, were
bigger than your fist.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, my god, what to sell them?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Oh, here's some habits you can pick up to become happier.
Practice random acts of kindness like love up, nurture your relationships,
and express gratitude.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
This is kind of funny.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
A plane in Portugal is grounded for five days after
one hundred and thirty hamsters escape from their cages. If
humans go extinct, which animal would take over the world?
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Good question.
Speaker 10 (21:10):
The apes?
Speaker 15 (21:11):
No monkey, beach nope, dogs nope, cats a nope, sharks
octopus to evolve and form their own civilization.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
And they're so smart.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
There's a new Popeye movie coming out. It's a horror
movie with the evil Popeye as he's menacing a bunch
of councilors trying to open a summer camp, coming out January.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Okay, sure, Why.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Did they keep making like these pure.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Things into horror? Like they get they get the rights
to them. Now it's like there's no copyright anymore, So
just go for it.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
What do you got? Ritual liffects?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
All right, let's talk about coffee, John Jay, you're new
to the coffee world. I'm new to the coffee world,
and you drink it for health reasons, not because it
tastes good.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Right, Yeah, just I think coffee tast terrible. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Well, so here's a little hack that you can do.
I found this on the website study Fines, So if
you ever want to learn about healthy stuff, that's a
great website to go to. So they say coffee, you know,
they've proven that.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
It's good for you, good for your heart.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
But now instead of sugar, they say, add natural maple
syrup because that will make it sweeter. Plus everything maple
is amazing. But it also lowers your blood pressure, it
can help mobilize abdominal fat, improve your gut health, and
controls your blood sugar. So put a little bit of
the maple syrup in your daily cup of coffee and
live forever that life back amity more. It can be
(22:29):
found at Johnjayandridge dot com.
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