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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake you ass, John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's cracking like?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
What you don't do? J We're not talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Rin ten team, We're not talking about last year.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
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Speaker 4 (00:17):
Look last days last he mixed your eagle double jiggle
in your face to me and in the place to
be And.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You're listening to John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Wake you as John Jay and Rich our phone number
eight seven seven nine three seven one o four seven.
The text line you text jj R whatever's on your
mind to nine six eight ninety three. Did you guys
see what Peyton posted on her instagram A couple of
days ago or nights ago?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I lose track of time, but it was a Kadeem
somehopping your boyfriend Kadem fiance Kadem.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah, it was actually crazy. Kyle and Rich, did you
guys see my instagram?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
By chance?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I've seen many things on your Instagram? But what are
you talking about about?
Speaker 6 (00:51):
His food?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Yeah, I was found in his food. So check this out, Rich,
right in his thing of French fries, A dirty rusty
screw oh, but.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I did not see.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
That just looking at it was really good fries.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I was like, wait what?
Speaker 5 (01:08):
And it was kind of crazy because I actually was
asleep when it happened, and I didn't know about it
until the next day when.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
He just casually brought up that there was a screw
in his food.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I said, dude, did you throw the screw away? Did
you keep the receipt?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Did you take a picture?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Like that has to be some kind of major health
violation code.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Or something like that.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
But then also I was like, what if you weren't
paying attention and you were just being a big back
and shoving fries down your mouth to hate miss screw
or broke a tooth or something.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Which is yeah, I mean most of us don't even
look right fist full and yeah, so was.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It from a restaurant that we would know, like, don't
see the restaurant? It is? Okay, did you guys follow
up find out what happened?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
So I went online and I did write like a
formal like not a complaint but more a concern.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, just so you know. And then I did end.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Up calling the restaurant, but it was like almost a
full twenty four hours later because he didn't tell me,
and so I just let him know. I said, Hey,
there was some fries, or there was some fries, there
was a screw.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
In the fries. I'm just letting you know in case
you guys are looking for a screw.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, remodeling, Yeah, if there was a molt or a
nut in there.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
To be bizarre.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I was like, that's insane, and I posted it on
Instagram and I got an insane amount of response.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
People were like, sue them. I was like, Okay, I
don't think we need to sue them, but all sure,
rest screws and fries on purpose, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
I'm like, I don't think it was obviously probably over
a heat lamp or something like that. Accident's happened.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
But all I could think about.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Is like, well, what if, Like what if my nephews
had that and they weren't paying attention and then they
put it in.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
One of their We could think about it.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
When you're driving in a drive through and you just
passed the food back, don't you think.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Anything of it?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Would you chip a tooth or something?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Crazy?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Hey November, do you find something in your food?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh my god? She wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
But don't say in the restaurant. I don't want to.
I don't want to get in trouble out on the
naming restaurants. Okay, but what happened?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Oh okay, So I was, I was somewhere and I
had a rice bull of like veggies and rice and chicken,
and in there was a live tomato.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Worm extras like riggling around.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
That's not on the menu, right.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No extra proteins. So yeah, not on the menu, but
you have to pay two all those extra and secret.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Menu just kidding, So what do you do?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I freaked out, well because I was like fourteen at
the time.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
It was so gross.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
But I never went back there. I was with my cousin,
so we never went back there again. It was so disgusting.
I feel like I freaked out.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I feel like when you get like something like that,
like a bug or something like that, it does make
you not want to go back. I remember a couple
of years ago we had ordered food at this spot
and on top of it it was like placed in
the oven, so it was like goldenly crisp on the top.
But so was a fly that must have flew off there.
So it was like, I was like, actually, that fly
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has a really pretty color to it now, but it
was gross.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
What was in your food? That's not food?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, When I was growing up in Mexico, my my
my grandmother used to make themalist all the time, and
I mean like the way you make them, like from scratch,
and we would my job as a kid, and I
loved it. Would have to go through all the corn
and rip apart the corn thing looking for worms.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
And it was and did you find a lot of it.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
All the time, And my favorite thing in the world.
They're like caterpillars, these green catalyists. I would just collect
me and I couldn't. My grandma would say, make sure
you get them all because if it falls into the
corn meal and I make it tomorrow with the worm
in it, so I wass gonna get mad at you.
So I made sure I never ever, as far as
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
No worms got through.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, but that's very I can't imagin see to word
my food.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Thanks November.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It was big and green and juicy. Ah, I have
a great day, all right you too?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Eight seven seven ninety three seven one o four seven.
What'd you find in your food? This just happened a
couple weeks ago. My son Jake and I were at
one of our favorite pokey bowl places and Jake's eating
the bowl, I mean the bowl. Were sitting at the
table and uh, there was a Jake goes, look at it,
spits this thing out and it was the It was
the scooper. It was a plastic scooper they use to
pick up the pick up the pokey and it broke
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in the pokey. It was about this big and it
was in Jake's mouth. He spin it out and then
Blake was like. My wife was like uh because it
was all a young gen Zers working there, and I go, hey,
this was in the food. And they took it back
and like, oh, sorry about that, and I go, yeah,
no problem. I go, I think that's free pokey for life, right,
and they're like ha ha.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
And then Blake was like, they should have offered you
in free bowl. They just young, they don't know. It's
not the owner of the place.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
It was just like to a manager, maybe a manager,
but you were probably really nice about it.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
If you were angry about it.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Then they would do something about it, which doesn't make
sense to me, like they should just do something about it.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Well, it's a good opportunity right now, you guys to
play little games. Found in food or fake. I'm gonna
tell you a story. Your answer must be found in
food or fake. I will not accept any other answer.
Kyle condom and a burger, Pennsylvania man allegedly finds a
condom in a fast food burger.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Found in food or fake.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
That's disgusting, but I believe it found in food.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Found in food? Yeah, that case was dismissed.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
While enjoying a double Paddy and hamburger at a chain restaurant,
a man discovered a deteriorated condom in his burger, who
Upon reporting it to the managers the man employees, they
reacted with laughter but offered no explanation.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Police were called.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
The incident led to a lawsuit filed in nineteen ninety
eight against the fast food giant.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
The lawsuit was dismissed as no actual harm was proved.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
No, that's bodily fluid, that's it.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
No fit Biticini fit bit in the Feticina, a French
financier in Florida said he found a Fitbit fitness tracker
tangled in his fetucini.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Miss say fake.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It is fake?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Who has fitbits nowadays?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
You rich lizard had salad in twenty In two thousand
and three, a customer at a chain restaurant Illinois found
a lizard head in his Santa Fe chicken salad.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You know, if that were Florida, I would say that
was true. But since it's Illinois, I'm gonna say that's fake.
It is found in food.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
After an investigation, the restaurant's parent company extended their apologies,
assuring that it was an isolated incident. To prevent future
uninvited salad guests, the restaurant switched to pre cut, pre
cleaned lettuce. Kyle dentures in the Donuts, a legendary donuts
store in the West coast of Florida, has made headlines
twice this year as the eighty year old owner has
dropped his dentures into his famous Boston Cream donuts. Both times,
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the customers who found the dentures were regulars. The donuts
are so good and the owner is so beloved, no
one is suing. The joke around town has made the
local news twice.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I'm gonna say, because it's Florida, found.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
In foods, peyton chicken head in the wings. A woman
in Newport, Virginia discovered her chicken wing order had a
whole breaded and fried chicken head, complete with beak, eyes
and whatever the.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Thing is on the top of it.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, I've seen that's that's real.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
That's true. Found in food.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I've seen a couple of bitch cell phone in the chips.
A man bought a bag of potato chips from a
local grocery store only discover a blue and silver Nokia
phone nestled among the chips.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, that's gotta be true. Founding food. How smartphone in
her soup?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
In twenty twenty five, women was working a smart found
a working smartphone in the bottom of her suit.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I usually opene found in food. It is a fact
for left hand.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Payin wig in the waffles, shoppers of All Waffles of
Wisconsin were shocked to find the hair instead of waffles
of breakfast. Prior to a strike at the waffle factory,
employees replaced the beloved waffles and pieces of women's wigs offwardly.
The whigs were not discovered until after the labor dispute
was resolved.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
That's silly but fake.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
That is fake rich frog in soda.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
The summer two thousand and nine, a guy named Fred
popped open a can of Major Diet soda took a swig.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Founding food. I remember that was story. He just gave
up given it because I knew it was so real.
I don't won. Yeah, that's so gross too. Kyle. Finger
licking salad.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
A customer to Salad Chain filed a lawsuit after finding
a piece of human finger in her salad.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Oh my gosh, we just had a collar say they
lost their finger and it ended up in someone's fod.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
So I'm gonna say real found food.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Founding food. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
The woman alleged she discovered she was chewing on part
of the human finger and half of April seventh, twenty
twenty three, in New York, the manager had accidentally severed
a piece of her left pointer finger chopping arugula, which
ended in the solid The incident let the customer experience shock,
panic attacks, migraine, cognitive impayerment, nausea, dizziness, neck and shoulder pain.
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She seeks unspecified monetary giomogy for the ideal. The restaurant
was fined nine hundred dollars by the Westchester County Health Department.
This case underscores the importance of stringent safety protocols in
food handling and preparation in the restaurant industry.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That is my game.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
That's a situation where you should go get your check
because that's disgusting, like the mentor that you have to
go through that you ate a finger, all right, John
Jay and Rich