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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three things we need to know.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Okay, so this is kind of a big deal. There's
a big game happening on Sunday, and apparently Americans are
expected to legally bet one point four billion.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Dollars on the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And we've talked about all the kind of like weird bets,
the bets on the game, and now there's like bets
on the refs, like what's the ref's gonna happen? And
apparently it's like a huge thing. I'm I'm sure you've
seen all the different videos and stuff online. I know
I saw a video just yesterday that was like the
guy that has been picked as the head ref for
the game. Every time he refs, the favorite wins or
something like that, and the favorite is the Chiefs. So
(00:38):
everyone's going, oh, well whatever, And then like Vegas has
like the line, I don't know the whole betting terminology,
but the line is not changing, and so they want
people to bet against the Chiefs because they think the Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Are going to win.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
If the Chiefs win, is that a three Peatent's that
ever happened before, that has.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Never happened before. It will be Super Bowl NFL history.
At that point, it's funny because my son's obsessed with
the NFL, and so he printed up yesterday every single
winner of all the Super Bowls and he was reading
them off to me one by one, and so I
got a little lesson in that.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
No, that has never happened before.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
So they say a lot of people are addicted to
the Internet, and if you have your phone with you constantly,
that means you if you're like checking Instagram, you're checking
whatever all the time, you may need what they call
an exercise intervention because they actually found exercise reduces symptoms
of Internet addiction. Also, exercise does a lot of great things.
(01:35):
Reduces anxiety, loneliness, stress, feelings of inadequacy and fatigue, as
well as depression. So getting moving and getting that exercise
is definitely going to be great for your mental health overall.
They did say the best types of exercise specifically to
get rid of your Internet addiction and help with that
is like playing sports, basketball, soccer, swimming, weightlifting, that those
(01:56):
types of things are actually going to help the most
get your mind off of it and from it and
not need it. Jealousy is one of those feelings that
it's like it pops up and you don't want.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It to be there, like like everyone.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Cool, like damn the house like that, Like do you
know he's like, you don't want to feel like that.
So they actually found jealousy is linked to elevated cortisol
levels in your brain. Obviously it becomes psychologically distressing. They
said the flavonoids in dark chocolate actually reduce cortisol levels,
and so they say, once you eat some dark chocolate,
(02:30):
it can actually help reduce those jealous feelings. So if
you're feeling that, just grab some dark chocolate, munch away,
you know, delicious treat, and you're gonna start feeling better
about everything.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Also, gratitude helps.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Plus those people you're jealous up, they don't have chocolate
right now.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
So ha ha exactly, And that's three things you need
to do.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You Also, speaking of jealousy, you know, there's the romantic jealousy.
You're like, why were you dancing? Why are you talking
to that guy? And I saw this meme yesterday and
it said, I said, if Jesus had a girlfriend and
the girl's talking to Jesus, going, I just find it
funny or final odd that you were gone for three
days and here you are. Funny all right, just get
the horscopes, Peyton, what's the vibe today?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I'm gonna tell you if you are funny or not
based on your zodiac sign.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Abby, good morning, what's your signing?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Aquarius?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Abby? So you're like an aquar an Aquarius, so you're
nine times out of ten funny. So your comedy style
is random. It's bizarre humor that shouldn't be funny, but
it is. So you're the type to like say something
so weirdly profound that will all law first, and then
we get home and we question reality later.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
True.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Nine out of ten funny, though, like got a good
top of the list. Well, thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Thanks Abby, Kylie, good morning. What's your sign?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm a Scorpio. Okay, Scorpio's your comedy style is like
dry cutting humor that leads people questioning their life choices,
and you're seven out of ten funny. You'll say something
so savage that we don't even know, like if we
should laugh or if we should be calling for help.
That sounds about right.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Thank you, guys, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Hi Shana, Hey, Hi guys, how are you doing today?
Is this Shanne that runs security for waste management open.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
And that's Shanna.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I don't know one the Gemini.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
All right, Shana, I got you. Your comedy style is quick, witted,
sarcastic and the first to rosque and themselves bunny meter
good old ten out of ten, one hundred percent are funny.
Geminis what I'm talking about. Your brain moves at five
time speed, so your comebacks are unmatched and you'll start
a debate just for entertainment.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Show do all day, all day.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
All right, guys, have a great day, so much. See
you later. You got it, See you later, Victor, good morning.
What's your sign? Victor?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Cancer?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Okay, cancers? Your comedy style is like emotional, dramatic and
overreacting to small things in a way that's hilarious. On
the funny meter, you're a little bit brother down with
a six out of ten and you'll ugly cry over
dropping your food, but also tell like the funniest most
emotionally chaotic stories.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Period. I heard was a six out of ten.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I gotta chick that I know, work on it today.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It'll be good.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
What do you got for Kyle? The Libra? Are they funny?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah? Kyle the Libra. You're charmingly funny, but ninety percent
of your jokes are low key flirting. You're like an
eight out of ten funny, so you don't try to
be funny, but your indecisiveness and dramatic storyteller always.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Deliver okay flirting eight out of ten.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Though, that's hi, all right, Richie, you're overly dramatic, and
you're unintentionally hilarious, and you're emotionally all over the place,
which is why you have a four out of.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Ten on the funny.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Said, you're just your present, You're just funny. Well, if
you look at it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You're not trying to be funny, just your train recomotional side.
It's hilarious people.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Your reactions to things just make us lol.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's all right, I think it's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
How about for Leos.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
And you, Yeah, Leo Leo's we have like attention seeking,
over the top comedy, and eighty percent of our jokes
are about ourselves. Funny meter, we're nine out of ten,
so we're up there. So are We laugh at our
own jokes, and somehow we all end up laughing to
main character humor at his finest I don't agree with this.
I think you guys are all funnier than me, and
I'm the highest.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I think you've got the highest for Uh okay, what
about Virgo?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Well, Virgo unintentionally hilarious because you're so serious about everything.
You're only one above rich out of five out of
ten the way you personally get offended when people are inefficient.
So that true, That is funny.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That's the whole thing for me.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, that's all you all right?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
If we didn't get to your sign, they're all posted
on our website at John Jaydrich dot com. I have
some interesting home. I'm gonna just kind of quickly ask
you guys. It's fact or fiction, all right? True or false?
About Super Bowl? Is like the one that just test
your Super Bowl knowledge. So it's the Eagles against the Chiefs, right,
So Philadelphia is the only city that's had four major
(07:17):
sports teams in the championship game in the same year.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Fact or fiction, fact fact fiction fact.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Wow, that seems like hard to.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Do, I know.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Factor fiction YouTube was inspired by the Janet Jackson justin
Timberlake wardrobe malfunctioned at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Fact fiction that is fact? Oh really, isn't that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Wow, it's like a four billion, hundred billion dollar business
in it.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, and we didn't think of it.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
We're watching, we're watching on TV. Factor fiction. The super
Bowl actually got its name after Kansas City Chiefs owner
Lamar Hunt saw his daughter playing with a super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I think that's fact. Fiction, It is fact.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
And that super Bowls on display at the Hall of
Fame in Ohio. Factor fiction. The first super Bowl didn't
even sell out.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Fact.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That is fact. There were thirty thousand empty seats for
the first three Super Bowls in Miami. There were no tickets.
Anyone could walk in and sit anywhere they wanted. Factor fiction.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Fact sounds like chaos.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Fiction.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
There were twelve dollars. Tickets were total dollars. Factor fiction.
They didn't start numbering super Bowls until the sixth one.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
That seems that seems like a fact. Fiction fiction.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
They started numbering them after the third one. Oh by
the way, at some point you think they'd be like,
you know, this roman numeral thing isn't catching on.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Regular numbers.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Because I don't even know which one it is right now?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
What is it? Fifty nine?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Factor fiction. The super Bowl trophies made by Tiffany Company.
Fiction that is fact.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Oh, that's cool, it's pricey.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Fact or fiction. Somebody taped over the only copy of
the first Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I've never seen it, so that could be a fact.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Is a fact? What suppose be the network? You reuse
the tape to record a soap opera?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I know my father in law was at that game.
He went to the first Super Bowl. I know. Isn't
that weird? Fact or fiction. Despite strong viewership each year,
no super Bowl currently ranks in the list of the
top ten shows of all.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Time fiction fiction, fact fiction.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Of the top ten most watched American television programs of
all time, nine of them are super Bowls. Super Bowl
forty nine Seahawks Patriots was the most watched sport event
in US history, with one hundred and fourteen million viewers.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Ye. Yeah, that's nuts nound crazy. That's why we should
have Monday off. I know.
Three things we need to know.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Okay, so this is kind of a big deal. There's
a big game happening on Sunday, and apparently Americans are
expected to legally bet one point four billion.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Dollars on the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And we've talked about all the kind of like weird bets,
the bets on the game, and now there's like bets
on the refs, like what's the ref's gonna happen? And
apparently it's like a huge thing. I'm I'm sure you've
seen all the different videos and stuff online. I know
I saw a video just yesterday that was like the
guy that has been picked as the head ref for
the game. Every time he refs, the favorite wins or
something like that, and the favorite is the Chiefs. So
(00:38):
everyone's going, oh, well whatever, And then like Vegas has
like the line, I don't know the whole betting terminology,
but the line is not changing, and so they want
people to bet against the Chiefs because they think the Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Are going to win.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
If the Chiefs win, is that a three Peatent's that
ever happened before, that has.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Never happened before. It will be Super Bowl NFL history.
At that point, it's funny because my son's obsessed with
the NFL, and so he printed up yesterday every single
winner of all the Super Bowls and he was reading
them off to me one by one, and so I
got a little lesson in that.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
No, that has never happened before.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
So they say a lot of people are addicted to
the Internet, and if you have your phone with you constantly,
that means you if you're like checking Instagram, you're checking
whatever all the time, you may need what they call
an exercise intervention because they actually found exercise reduces symptoms
of Internet addiction. Also, exercise does a lot of great things.
(01:35):
Reduces anxiety, loneliness, stress, feelings of inadequacy and fatigue, as
well as depression. So getting moving and getting that exercise
is definitely going to be great for your mental health overall.
They did say the best types of exercise specifically to
get rid of your Internet addiction and help with that
is like playing sports, basketball, soccer, swimming, weightlifting, that those
(01:56):
types of things are actually going to help the most
get your mind off of it and from it and
not need it. Jealousy is one of those feelings that
it's like it pops up and you don't want.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It to be there, like like everyone.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Cool, like damn the house like that, Like do you
know he's like, you don't want to feel like that.
So they actually found jealousy is linked to elevated cortisol
levels in your brain. Obviously it becomes psychologically distressing. They
said the flavonoids in dark chocolate actually reduce cortisol levels,
and so they say, once you eat some dark chocolate,
(02:30):
it can actually help reduce those jealous feelings. So if
you're feeling that, just grab some dark chocolate, munch away,
you know, delicious treat, and you're gonna start feeling better
about everything.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Also, gratitude helps.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Plus those people you're jealous up, they don't have chocolate
right now.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
So ha ha exactly, And that's three things you need
to do.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You Also, speaking of jealousy, you know, there's the romantic jealousy.
You're like, why were you dancing? Why are you talking
to that guy? And I saw this meme yesterday and
it said, I said, if Jesus had a girlfriend and
the girl's talking to Jesus, going, I just find it
funny or final odd that you were gone for three
days and here you are. Funny all right, just get
the horscopes, Peyton, what's the vibe today?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I'm gonna tell you if you are funny or not
based on your zodiac sign.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Abby, good morning, what's your signing?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Aquarius?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Abby? So you're like an aquar an Aquarius, so you're
nine times out of ten funny. So your comedy style
is random. It's bizarre humor that shouldn't be funny, but
it is. So you're the type to like say something
so weirdly profound that will all law first, and then
we get home and we question reality later.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
True.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Nine out of ten funny, though, like got a good
top of the list. Well, thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Thanks Abby, Kylie, good morning. What's your sign?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm a Scorpio. Okay, Scorpio's your comedy style is like
dry cutting humor that leads people questioning their life choices,
and you're seven out of ten funny. You'll say something
so savage that we don't even know, like if we
should laugh or if we should be calling for help.
That sounds about right.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Thank you, guys, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Hi Shana, Hey, Hi guys, how are you doing today?
Is this Shanne that runs security for waste management open.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
And that's Shanna.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I don't know one the Gemini.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
All right, Shana, I got you. Your comedy style is quick, witted,
sarcastic and the first to rosque and themselves bunny meter
good old ten out of ten, one hundred percent are funny.
Geminis what I'm talking about. Your brain moves at five
time speed, so your comebacks are unmatched and you'll start
a debate just for entertainment.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Show do all day, all day.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
All right, guys, have a great day, so much. See
you later. You got it, See you later, Victor, good morning.
What's your sign? Victor?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Cancer?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Okay, cancers? Your comedy style is like emotional, dramatic and
overreacting to small things in a way that's hilarious. On
the funny meter, you're a little bit brother down with
a six out of ten and you'll ugly cry over
dropping your food, but also tell like the funniest most
emotionally chaotic stories.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Period. I heard was a six out of ten.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I gotta chick that I know, work on it today.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It'll be good.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
What do you got for Kyle? The Libra? Are they funny?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah? Kyle the Libra. You're charmingly funny, but ninety percent
of your jokes are low key flirting. You're like an
eight out of ten funny, so you don't try to
be funny, but your indecisiveness and dramatic storyteller always.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Deliver okay flirting eight out of ten.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Though, that's hi, all right, Richie, you're overly dramatic, and
you're unintentionally hilarious, and you're emotionally all over the place,
which is why you have a four out of.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Ten on the funny.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Said, you're just your present, You're just funny. Well, if
you look at it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You're not trying to be funny, just your train recomotional side.
It's hilarious people.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Your reactions to things just make us lol.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's all right, I think it's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
How about for Leos.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
And you, Yeah, Leo Leo's we have like attention seeking,
over the top comedy, and eighty percent of our jokes
are about ourselves. Funny meter, we're nine out of ten,
so we're up there. So are We laugh at our
own jokes, and somehow we all end up laughing to
main character humor at his finest I don't agree with this.
I think you guys are all funnier than me, and
I'm the highest.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I think you've got the highest for Uh okay, what
about Virgo?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Well, Virgo unintentionally hilarious because you're so serious about everything.
You're only one above rich out of five out of
ten the way you personally get offended when people are inefficient.
So that true, That is funny.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That's the whole thing for me.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, that's all you all right?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
If we didn't get to your sign, they're all posted
on our website at John Jaydrich dot com. I have
some interesting home. I'm gonna just kind of quickly ask
you guys. It's fact or fiction, all right? True or false?
About Super Bowl? Is like the one that just test
your Super Bowl knowledge. So it's the Eagles against the Chiefs, right,
So Philadelphia is the only city that's had four major
(07:17):
sports teams in the championship game in the same year.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Fact or fiction, fact fact fiction fact.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Wow, that seems like hard to.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Do, I know.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Factor fiction YouTube was inspired by the Janet Jackson justin
Timberlake wardrobe malfunctioned at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Fact fiction that is fact? Oh really, isn't that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Wow, it's like a four billion, hundred billion dollar business
in it.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, and we didn't think of it.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
We're watching, we're watching on TV. Factor fiction. The super
Bowl actually got its name after Kansas City Chiefs owner
Lamar Hunt saw his daughter playing with a super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I think that's fact. Fiction, It is fact.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
And that super Bowls on display at the Hall of
Fame in Ohio. Factor fiction. The first super Bowl didn't
even sell out.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Fact.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That is fact. There were thirty thousand empty seats for
the first three Super Bowls in Miami. There were no tickets.
Anyone could walk in and sit anywhere they wanted. Factor fiction.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Fact sounds like chaos.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Fiction.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
There were twelve dollars. Tickets were total dollars. Factor fiction.
They didn't start numbering super Bowls until the sixth one.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
That seems that seems like a fact. Fiction fiction.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
They started numbering them after the third one. Oh by
the way, at some point you think they'd be like,
you know, this roman numeral thing isn't catching on.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Regular numbers.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Because I don't even know which one it is right now?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
What is it? Fifty nine?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Factor fiction. The super Bowl trophies made by Tiffany Company.
Fiction that is fact.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Oh, that's cool, it's pricey.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Fact or fiction. Somebody taped over the only copy of
the first Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I've never seen it, so that could be a fact.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Is a fact? What suppose be the network? You reuse
the tape to record a soap opera?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I know my father in law was at that game.
He went to the first Super Bowl. I know. Isn't
that weird? Fact or fiction. Despite strong viewership each year,
no super Bowl currently ranks in the list of the
top ten shows of all.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Time fiction fiction, fact fiction.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Of the top ten most watched American television programs of
all time, nine of them are super Bowls. Super Bowl
forty nine Seahawks Patriots was the most watched sport event
in US history, with one hundred and fourteen million viewers.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Ye. Yeah, that's nuts nound crazy. That's why we should
have Monday off. I know.
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