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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Shoot us at tax text JJR.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Whatever you want to talk about the ninety six, eight
ninety three, Kyle on Funck.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Let's get the three things you need to know.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
All right.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
Jeffrey Epstein was on trial for sex trafficking at the
time of his death. Is widely known to have been
pimping out young girls to celebrities and statesmen, and yesterday
our US Attorney General released Phase one of the Epstein files,
the document that spans over one hundred pages that includes
a list of Jeffrey Epstein's contacts. Among the famous names
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on this list were Mick Jagger, Michael Jackson, Alec Baldwin,
Ethel Kennedy, which is the mom of RFK Junior, Former
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. I think that's how you
say his last name, supermodel Naomi Campbell, and rocker Courtney Love.
Like I said, that's just to name a few of
the names that were on there. Where was several several names.
The crazy thing is is our Attorney General said that
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the documents that have been given to her were not
all the documents that she requested. In the FBI's holding them,
and she's demanding they give her all the documents, So
we'll wait and see what comes out when those are released,
because she said those will also be released as well.
Yesterday we found out Gene Hackman and his wife were
found dead. Now we're finding out that the police, the
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authorities actually found.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
The deaths suspicious.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
So while it was first reported that there was no
foul play, they still feel that way, but because the
circumstances in the deaths were suspicious, they have ordered full
autopsies of both Gene and his wife, Betsy. They say
the way their bodies were found, they were discovered by
maintenance workers and when they were it was like a
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very interesting and strange circumstances. So Gene Hackman's wife was
found dead on the bathroom floor with body decomposition already
happening to make it a bit graphic, so so you know,
if you're not into this thing, just to not for
a second. But there was mummification in both her hands
and feet when she was found, indicating that they had
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been there for a while. Gene Hackman was found in
a different room. His body was in a similar condition,
and then one of their dogs was in a closet
ten to fifteen feet away. Now there was they thought
that maybe it could be carbon monoxide poisoning, but then
the other two dogs were alive, so that makes it
kind of weird and suspicious. There was a bottle of
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pills on the counter of Gene Hackman's wife that had
been spilled over, which indicated that she fell suddenly. So
they said, the autopsies are going to take a few
weeks to figure out what exactly happened. But like I said,
suspicious conditions.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So Grant is in here. Grant grew up in the
funeral home business, right since you were thirteen years old. Correct, bodies,
you've got a huge podcast about your funeral home stories.
Correct in your opinion, what do you think happened? If
a body's mummified?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Generally speaking? This is very general, but mummification takes about
seventy days too. Yeah, it's a very long process. But
if you think about your extremities, you know, your hands
and your feet, which were what we're discussed as mamafied,
that stuff kind of goes quicker. I feel like that's
not a professional like, that's just from my experience.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
That's from.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
It goes to d it'll.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Probably you may not take seventy days from but it's.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Still very strange to walk like it'd be more the
advanced stage decomposition that you talked about, that would be
you know, she was in mostly that makes sense for
a few days to maybe a week, but the mummification
thing is confusing. Because did anyone talk to Gene Hackman
and his wife for.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
The last He said his daughter talked to him a
month ago.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah, I mean that that could check out the dogs.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Dogs, well, they got out, maybeing found food somewhere. The
ones that were alive because they they found the dogs
in the backyard. The ones that were alive.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Boy, it's just dog. Yeah, was in a crate right.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
When, very suspicious circumstances.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I was gonna say, Kate, my wife and I were
talking about it last night.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And the pill bottle.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
You know, maybe one of the dogs got into the pills,
you know, the dog that died. That's and just after
after the spilled on the floor. Maybe a dog sees
out as a tree. I don't know, I'm no expert here.
You been through this.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I want to clean up.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
So we don't end on such a gruesome note. There
was big news in NFL world yesterday Travis Kelce officially
said he will be coming back next season. Here's what
I find very interesting. So he's dating Taylor Swift. Right,
this decision was up in the air. We didn't know
whether or not he'd be coming back to play, and
Number one, I thought he wouldn't want to end on
an l which you know they lost the Super Bowl,
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which is something he did mention in his statement saying
he's coming back. But this is gonna be his thirteenth season, thirteen.
Taylor supposed to lucky number who's in there like she's
like one more season, one.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
More season, that's thirteen.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
And then I mean, how perfect does that set it up?
Like it's his thirteenth season and they get engaged during
his thirteen days.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I was like picturing it all like like, oh, he's
just so perfect. But yeah, so he'll be back with
the Chiefs and so Taylor Swift will be at the
games again next season and we can all look forward
to that unless you're one of the people that boot
her at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
And that's three things.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I have to ask you something because your tea's for
three things that had me intrigued, and I don't think
you said the answer something about what's really.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Good for you and good for your hips and good
for your waist.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Oh your bedtime?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, how was I to know what that was? Like?
Your tea's worked for me.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Okay, so they actually found for your heart, your waistline,
and your brain. Your specific bedtime that you should be
going for is basically everything they've been telling us for
a long time. Whatever gives you exactly eight hours of sleep.
So if you wake up at seven in the morning,
you're aiming for an eleven pm bedtime. If you're waking
up earlier than that, do the math. Get your eight hours.
That's the perfect time for the best, the most benefits
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in heart healing, your brain, and your waistline to keep
your metabolism up.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You have been hearing that for a long time. So
I'm love sleep and we're like the wrong profession. And
that's four things you need to horoscopes today.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Today's horoscopes are all about the little subtle revenge that
your zodiac sign does best.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
What my petty power is, Yes, okay.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Rich your petty power. You are the emotional blockbuster Pisces.
You will write a poetic, emotional social media post about
quoting letting go of toxic energy with just enough details
for you to know it's about you. And the worst part,
you're gonna get sympathy comments underneath it too. So whoever
you know you're trying to make your petty power move,
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they're gonna have to see that.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
I don't know that I've ever done one of those
cryptic emotional posts in my whole life.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Maybe you should try it. See what happens.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Sounds pretty petty power. It was like I could just
think free fallen better.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Petty plastic classic. Holdo, Jen, good morning, Jen, Jed, good morning.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
I am Aquarius.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I need to know how petty I am?
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Yes, Aquarius, So the type of petty move that you
would make, you are the ice cold ignore Aquarius. You
don't block you or even subtweet people. You just forget
that they even exist. And the pettiest thing that you do,
you just genuinely don't care anymore. That is so true.
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I know I hated coming up with this because my
boyfriend's and Aquarius and I'm a Leo and I just
like need to talk things out, and when he's mad
at me, he just like leaves me alone and doesn't
talk to me, and I'm like, why, but it's totally
because he's an Aquarius.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Have jen you do? Tracy, Hi, what's your sign?
Speaker 7 (07:42):
I am a.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Capricorn and I know how petty I am, so I'm curious.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Yes, okay, Capricorn, you are the career flexer. You're the Capricorns.
Don't do petty, they do calculated. They'll block you on
everything except for like LinkedIn, so that way the person
that you're trying to be petty towards can still see
you leveling up while struggle, like while struggling to get
their stuff together.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Right here?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Cool, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Hey, Mike, Mike, Mike, what's up? John Jay?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Rolling with you once again? All week as a Virgo
reading a horoscopes. Let's see how petty I am today?
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Love it? Okay, Virgos, you are the passive, aggressive, perfectionist Virgos.
You don't do petty, you do constructive criticism. They'll correct
your grammar and a clop back and then tell you
that they're just trying to help. Even their insults come
with a complete proofread like twenty times nice, nice, nice,
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I appreciate you guys. Have a blessed day and please
have have John Jay and Rich looking too. Ribbeans. Ribbons
are the bomb.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Oh yeah, you drive one. I work for a riban.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh awesome.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Yeah, I'm a big fan.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, take a look. Go for a demo drive. We're
opening today's the ribbon set a cutting ceremony and Tempe
opening a new service center opening up in Tempe. So
do a demo drive. Try them out there.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I'd like them if they were gas. You give me
a gas.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
One fifty horsepower coming from the truck.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Don't care about the power, dude, I don't want that
all that EMS stuff coming out and giving everybody break cancer.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
I did forget to charge my truck last night and
it was our yesterday and it was a nightmare, Like
I can't get to work, I can't get home.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I'm like, thanks, dog, have a great day, dude, all
you too.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
The Gemini, Hey, good morning everybody, Good morning. Okay, geminis
the petty move for you. You are the read receipt assassin. Geminis.
You will leave your text on red on purpose, and
then you're gonna go post a fire selfie so that
person knows exactly why you aren't answering, and then you're
going to caption hashtag busy.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Okay, thanks, I agree.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, Rick is online, but I think Rick, you're it's
your daughter, right your today's there?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Her birthday.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yes, she's a.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Leap your baby, so she gets to celebrate it today
and tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Oh what day was she actually born?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Like? On what day?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
On the twenty eighth February nine?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
That's wild? So you're like, how old are you right now?
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Three years?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
But how old is she in real life? Thirteen? Wow,
she's really three? That's wild. That's wild. Well, happy birthday?
So your piece is there? You already read it?
Speaker 7 (10:30):
Oh yeah, but luckily I have a leapier Pisces good
for today, horse right, yeah, so I got you so
for your horoscope for today. If you're a leapier baby,
your vibe, you are already the most otherworldly sign. So
this day just amplifies your magic. So expect some weird coincidences,
some day dreaming, and at least once a wait did
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that really happen?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Moment?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
And your loving relationships, they're going to be good all
day today. Career and money, You're gonna get some money
for your birthday and your social life.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Your friends are really going to come through you awesome.
All right, well, happy birthday, thanks for listening. Drive safe, guys.
All right, I we didn't get to you, so let's
get let's get Kyle. We did deliber did we deliver?
We didn't deliver?
Speaker 7 (11:11):
Yeah, Libra Kyle for you, your petty petty move would
be the undeniable upgrade. So a Libra will never fight
with you. They'll just date somebody hotter, richer and funnier
than you, and they won't say anything but their Instagram
craption will scream that you want that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We get your signed it. I'll post it on our website,
John Jay and Rich dot com