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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Happy Friday. It's a wonderful day today.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Cawboedy have for three things, O gosh, I shouldn't do that,
and then you go into something horrific.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
For three things you need to know it's.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
A wonderful day.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
People are vandalizing Tesla's. Everywhere there is a hashtag trending.
It's called a hashtag take down Tesla, and across the
country people have been vandalizing Tesla's and Tesla dealerships and
now they're getting in big trouble. The Attorney General announced
charges against three individuals from Salem to Loveland and South Carolina.
Each defendant is facing serious charges carrying a minimum penalty
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of five years and up to twenty years in prison.
They say brain flossing is something that could totally help
you when everyone should start doing. It's a trend going
viral on TikTok, and experts explain brain flossing as a
mental well being phenomenon inspired by the idea of cleansing
your mind, much like flossing cleanses your teeth.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
It includes listening to eight.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
D audio sounds that switch between left and right ears.
Eight D audio apparently makes it feel like the music
is traveling from one ear to the other, pulsating around
your head and creating the sensation that.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You're clearing the brain.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Of unwanted gunk. And I was like, where does one
find eight D audio? Apparently you can just search eight
D audio on YouTube, SoundCloud, or Amazon Music and it'll
help you relax, help you sleep, help you unwind. I
think it's kind of annoying when you hear one thing
in one ear when you have headphones on it and not
the other. But apparently I've never really tried going back
and forth between the ears. Apparently it's uh, it's very
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beneficial to clearing out that gunk.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
That reminds me like I have the beats pros, like
the little headphones or whatever, and whenever I like turn
my head one way, all the music will go onto
one side, and if I turn it the other, it'll
go to the other side. And I can't stand.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
You can't turn that off?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
You can.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yeah, it's like the spatial audio thing.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
It is.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
The Apple AirPods have that.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
Yeah, so you got to set it up so that
when you're you know, like walking or doing whatever.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
That's different than brain flossing.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yes, okay, yes, great.
Speaker 8 (01:54):
I don't mean to shoehorn myself into this, but the
binaural beats is what you're talking about. Basically, it's how
you reprogram your brain, and the government and scientists have
been using it to connect to the after.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
World for years.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
So people who basically, uh, you can dream and sleep
and go places in the real world.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
It's a real thing.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
But that's how they do it is with this quote
unquote brain flossing thing.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
I think this is a trick. Guys. I'm very scared
a little bit.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Grant is like those experts that warn you about TikTok trends,
don't do it.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Yeah, I think there's some weird mind big time. I
think you might be onto something there.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Okay, well, I think we can all agree that, uh,
when it comes to getting tasks done, especially those tasks
that can be like you know, pretty big, overwhelming, or
really important, you want to get them done quickly and efficiently.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
A new study suggests.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
That going number two before doing something important or a
large task will help you get it done quicker and
more efficiently.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
In fact, they highly.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Recommend this for elite athletes before big games.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I was gonna say that's.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
The PGP I know exactly what you're talking about. The
pregame too. It really does the world so much lighter.
Like as soon as you said that, I was like,
that brings me back to playing basketball PGP.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
They say reducing pressure in that area enhances your cognitive judgments.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
So that makes sense.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
If you're, like, you know, an animal getting ready to
be chased by a like a cheetah, you better poove
so that you can get your run on.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But we have paint as the pg we said the PSP.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Yeah, apprecio.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
But there's something you said at the very beginning. How
do you start that story?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I said it if you have like a large task
at hand.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
What if going poop is your large task?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Take care of that task and anything that follows it.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Your your brain is going to be firing on all cylinders.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
That's the only thing on your to do list. You're
having a good day for me.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
That's all every day And that's three things you need
to know.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Horsecope time.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Peyton's today, I'm going to tell you about what your
sign says about your sleep habits.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Eight seven seven nine seven.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Thomas, good morning, good morning, are you what's your sign aries?
Speaker 9 (04:10):
Today's birthday? Thank you? Thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Well, I'm gonna tell you how kind of your sleep
habits go for your birthday as your little birthday present aries.
You guys treat sleep like a speed run. You'll be
up at three am making impulse decisions and then suddenly
you're gonna crash like a phone on one percent. When
you do sleep, it's or when you do sleep, you
wake up like you're in a battle scene. Blankets on
the floor, pillows across the room, and somehow a bruise
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from like an unknown source.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
That sounds about right.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Thank you for that. You welcome.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Happy birthday, have the best day.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
Thank you having a good day, Heidi.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Good morning? What you were? What's your signed? Heidi?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Oh, good morning.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I'm pis just like Rich Okay for my pisces. This
this is what your sign says about your sleep habits.
First of all, your dreams are straight up movies. You
guys wake up with visions like full blown plot lines
and emotional damage from things that didn't even happen. You
could literally write a best selling fantasy novel based on
your sleep adventures.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
That's so true.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Yeah, and I don't know about you, Heidi, but mine
have a full soundtrack and everything.
Speaker 9 (05:21):
Oh they have everything.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I wake up.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You know, I'm either mad at the husband for cheating
on me, or that's so real.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
You know.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
I've heard a dream expert say that if you're dreaming
about the person that you love cheating on you, it's
everything that you dream about is all part of your personality.
So you're mad at yourself for like cheating on something
or cheating yourself with something interesting.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I can see that last part definitely, Heidi, thanks for
calling in.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
There's a stamp. Comedian Andrew Schultzen.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
He dropped the special last week and he talks about
his wife having nightmares that he cheated on her, and
he was like, well, so in your nightmare, tell me
what happened. Give me the details, like did the girl
do this? Was it more than one girl. She's like, no,
she didn't do that. He goes, oh, so in your nightmare,
it's also my nightmare, like she doesn't do all these
things that he wants her to do.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Try to watch that Andrew Schultz stand up and I
couldn't because he looks so weirdly like my cousin Geo.
I was watching and I was like, I got to
turn this off. This is so weird, so I'll have
to show you.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
The comparison, specially if you've ever gone through infertility treatments
and struggled to have a baby. He's whole specials about
what him and his wife went through to have a baby.
And it's funny because my wife and I watched it
and it's kind of like, wow, that's at some point
or another I've told the same version of that story.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It's it's pretty amazing. Shee.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
Good morning, Good morning, Gemini.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Okay, Geminis, your sleep schedule is straight up chaotic. One
night you're out here pulling an all night or watching
conspiracy theories, and the next you're knocking out at seven
pm like a grandma. And let's be real, you just
can't sleep without scrolling through your phone for at least
an hour.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Oh my gosh, that is so mean.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
For the maritime twenty nine hour shift.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
I've been great, tired and wired. They come home tired
and wired. Yep, can't sleep, can't stay awake.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
Absolutely that shit. Have a good one, Mike.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Family.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Happy Friday, and let's see what has for Virgos today.
Happy Friday, Okay, Virgos, John Jay, you really need to
listen up. Because I know you're all about your sleep
and stuff, But Mike, your sleep routine is scientifically optimized.
You have a set bedtime, a skincare routine, and a
perfect below to body ratio. By the second you laid down, boom,
your brain decides it's time to overanalyze every decision that
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you've made since twenty twelve.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Uh, nailed it, nail to get big time that one,
dead on, dead on.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
All right, Mike, have a great day, dog you day.
N How about for Libras.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Libra Kyle, you have the cutest sleep setup, fluffy blankets,
aesthetic fairy lights, maybe even a pinterest worthy nighttime tea routine,
But actually falling asleep really struggle because you're too busy
replaying old conversations throughout the day and making up fake
scenarios where you finally say the perfect comeback.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
That may happen if we didn't have our schedule. But
I feel like I'm out in two seconds or less.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I feel if we get your sign, they'll post it
on our website, John Jaybridge dot com.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Now, in three things you need to know, had it
was a big poop story.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
It was basically you should number two before any big
task that you need to accomplish because it helps your
brain like cognitive function better.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I believe David agrees with that story, right, David, Yeah,
John Jay, what's the story?
Speaker 6 (08:36):
I grew up.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
I grew up in Michigan, and I used to work
for dog shows. At dog shows, and before the owners
would take their dogs into their rings, they would take
a match and put it up their butt to make
them poop because apparently the sulfur and the match made
the dogs once you get rid of it, and the
only way that can get rid of it would be
to poop it out.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
So when you say they wouldn't light the match, right,
to just stay a match up there?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
No, No, that would be cool.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Either way.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I'm gonna try that later today. I'm gonna try a match.
I'm gonna try a remote control. I'm gonna try uh tongs. Yeah,
I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try lots of stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
I'm gonna test that theory out, thank you to.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Let us know how it goes.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I'm gonna try a pizza roller, pizza slicer, I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna make a text me all the things I
can put up there to test if to make that happen.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Thanks Dave, all right,