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April 10, 2025 • 7 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Before we get the three things you need to know,
you can text us.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You text JJR and whatever you want to say to
us to the number nine six eight nine three. There's
a text here about Kyle watching Dexter, because you remember
Dexter came out in like two thousand and eight, and
Kyle's watching it, just finished watching it, but she's seen
it before.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
It was the second time you've seen it, right the
whole series.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
She says, Hey, Kyle, I've never watched Dexter before, but
I'm ready to commit to the show. Can you start
this over so I have someone to talk to you
about it.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I would love to watch the series for a third time.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
It's that good.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I totally would, But then I think I wouldn't hear
the end of it from John Jay, I need you
to watch the new shows.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
What do you have for things you need to know?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
So it could be the end of an era.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Weight Watchers is preparing to file for bankruptcy in the
coming months as a part of a plan to hand
control of the business to its creditors. You can kind
of blame ozempic and weak gov all these weight loss drugs,
just with the fast fast skinniness or put weight watchers
out of his biness. It's time to do a well
check on your relationship, because it turns out more couples

(01:05):
call it quits in March and April than any other
time of years.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Experts say you can actually kind of blame the sunshine
and fresh air as we shake off the winter's chill
and like cozy Netflix nights, people are like, well do
we still fit in the warm weather. It's like an
emotional spring cleaning out with the old, in with the new.
But I mean, just because it's springing doesn't necessarily mean
your relationship is over. If it's strong and healthy, obviously
you're gonna be fine. But just like I said, just

(01:32):
do well check where are we at?

Speaker 5 (01:33):
I can see that because it's like it's like beautiful outside.
You're like, look at all this life I could live,
and you're in this toxic relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Boy bye. Yeah, I love exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
So I don't know a whole lot about Fortnite, but
I saw this and I thought it's absolutely hilarious. So
Sabrina Carpenter, she's actually headlining the Fortnite Festival season eight,
and so because of that, there's all these Sabrina Carpenter skins,
but it's causing absolute chaos on the game because Fortnite
players are breaking the rules by refusing to shoot opponents

(02:04):
in Sabrina Carpenter's skins. And apparently, like when this usually happens,
you could get like banned from the game, sometimes slowly
for three days, but if you do it a lot,
you could.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Get banned permanently.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
But there's this, like there's this new feature where it's
like people are banning together.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
It's the Emote Together feature.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
And it's allowing for this to happen and keep Sabrina
safe out here.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I know, I thought that was so funny. I was like, well,
people really respect and love Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
They don't even want to killar in a video game. Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
And last, but not least, I love I love this.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
But there was a nine year old who missed the
bus in Kansas and decided to take matters into his
own hands. He took his parents' pickup truck started driving
it to school.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Ah, that kid's gonna be just fine. God Dud with the.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Cops spotted this little kid driving your truck into the
elementary school and ended up investigating found out what happened.
He wasn't actually cited the cops, saying, look, he's already
in a lot of trouble with his parents.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
We're gonna let his parents take care of someone.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
But I thought the same rich being rich, like a
nine year old, he's like, I missed the bus.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
I gotta get to school somehow.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Very resourceful.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
You know, we're gonna get into horoscopes, but first, you know,
we have there's like regular people to call in the horoscopes, right,
like you know, like Shaney, like that guy Mike de
Virgo's new November. November. That's what I'm getting at November.
I haven't heard from her in a while. And her name,
November's first name is November. Right, there's a woman going
viral right now on social media because her name is November.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
That's why she's going viral.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well, it's like it's November June. Yeah, it's her name,
but she wasn't born in November or June.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Which is like November. She wasn't born in November.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
So this is her acting out how people constantly ask
about her name being November.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Your real name is November. Yes, were you born in November.
I mean, I've met in April before. But that's really cool.
I mend your name.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
My mom her name is April.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh, so it's like a.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Thing that you're going to tell me you've got like
a June or a January middle June is also my
grandma's name, and it's my middle man, and I'm going
to guess that neither of them.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
It's just a thing.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
I mean, April and June are pretty common. It's not
like you have a December in the family or something.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Right, my sister's middle name, man, it may.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Not be December, and she wasn't born in December, right,
coolly not you actually.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Got a choice in any of us me.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's like we have a listener named November. Have so
we could have all the times you've been around her,
we could have made something go viral with her. We
dropped the ball in that one. You guys, what's the
vibe of horoscope to Sday Peyton.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
We're going to talk about what everyone thinks you're like
versus how you actually are based on your zodiac sign.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Sane, Good morning.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Everybody thinks I'm mean, but I am so not. I
mean you're pretty spot on, Shanee. You always get called
two faced or mess see, like you're the villain in
some reality show. But if we're being real, you're just complicated.
You adapt to different people, and yeah, you might talk
fast and flirt with everyone, but that doesn't mean that
you guys are fake. You're funny, you're curious, and you're smart,

(05:12):
and you guys keep things interesting. Honestly, people wish they
had a Gemini's range.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, I think it's.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
I'm well rounded.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
You are, Hi, Julie, what's your sign?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
I am the Capricorn.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Okay, Capricorns. People swear you're cold and only care about
yourself and your career, but you're secretly one of the
most sentimental signs in the zodiac. You don't show emotion easily,
but you do feel it deeply. You're responsible, but you
also throw the best parties and get togethers, because if
you're gonna have fun, it better be high quality fun.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
That sounds great?

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Good?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Thanks truly, Thank you. Hi, what's up, Mic, Good morning?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I'm rolling with you, John Jay.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Let's see what she has for Virgos today.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Virgos people think you guys are nitpicky and a little judgy,
But it's not because you're mean. It's because you genuinely
remember everything and you have very high standards. You don't
forget what people said at like two forty seven pm
three Thursdays ago, because you guys pay attention. You're not cold.
You're just constantly processing, fixing, organizing, and trying to keep
the entire group chat alive.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Himp. The brain is always working.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Brain's always working. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Like, I think there's there's people that like don't like
me in this building, and I don't think it's out
of your anything mean to them.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I just remember what they said, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah,
I remember you remember? Oh yeah, you definitely remember more
than three weeks ago. John, Jay could go back to
eighteen years right.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Do you guys have a blessed day?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Thank you guys, Zia, Mike.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Hello, Jan.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
John, Hey, I am a Kyle.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
See what you got for Libras?

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Yes, and Kyle is a Libra and so are you John. Okay, Libras.
People think you're flirty and and decisive, just floating around
like the little social butterfly that you are. But you're
a lot deeper than that. You want peace and beauty
and connection with the people around you. So you're really charming.
But that might come off as fake, but that's not
the case. You care about people's feelings and that's a
strength for you. Guys. You're not avoiding conflict, you're just

(07:25):
trying not to ruin the vibe for the most part. Yeah,
he got the insis part very well.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. Just want everyone to get along.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, good time, Thanks John, John, all right, thank you,
Bye bye.
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