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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kyle, What are the three things we need to know?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's Black History Month. President Trump announced the National Garden
of Heroes to pay tribute to the generations of black legends, champions, warriors,
and patriots who helped drive our country forward to greatness.
The National Garden of American Heroes will include statues of
Kobe Bryant, Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, Saretha Franklin, Frederick Douglas,
Jackie Robinson, Martin and Martin, Luther, King Junior, and Mohammad Ali,
(00:23):
among others. Netflix and Chill is turning into Netflix and Dine.
Netflix has just opened a restaurant in Vegas. It's called
Netflix Bite. It's reimagining some of the streamers' biggest shows,
like Squid Games, Stranger Things, and Love Is Blind in
culinary dishes between beverages.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
And the dishes.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
They've got Squid Games, Delgona, Candy, Stranger Things, stuff like, Yeah,
all the cool things that you've seen in the movies
turned into okay dishes.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I think you should be able to buy stuff like
I like the cups that they drink out of on
Love Is Blind.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
If you notice those, they're all kind of gold. Yeah,
those companies.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
That would be cool if you get dessert and when
you go to cut into it, it's a real thing.
It's not a cake.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
It's not cake.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's not cake you wanted. That is funny.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Or they should have like cakes that look like other
things so that you can have fun cutting into it.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
That's a genius there.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I mean, the possibilities are endless with this restaurant. So
I think it's it's it's probably a pretty great idea.
Amazon MGM now has full creative control of the James
Bond franchise blogs rights owners.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
They they're like, here you go, here's all the distribution rights.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Take it as you will.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So they get to pick the next James Bond.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
They get to pick the next James Bond.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I saw Jeff Bezos post that yes straight, and I thought,
I wonder if he, like, if I was Jeff Bezos
and you know, you got people running your company, I'd
be like, oh no, I'm picking the next James.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
But of course.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I know. And so it's pretty exciting to see where
they're going to take the franchise, if if maybe Jeff
Bezos will have a full hand in it, Like if
people are reaching out to him maybe, like you said yesterday.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
He's gonna he's gonna be it. I'm gonnahoot him.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yea, some my options no more a Martin James Bond's
gonna be driving around an Amazon truck that's electric, guys.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
On a scoop. Yes, the name new James Bond is
they already announced it?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Who Cynthia Rivo doing everything?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That'd be great?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
And that's three things you need to know.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
John here, But you know that is the number two
song in the world in the last year, number two
song in the last three hundred and sixt five days.
Do you know what the number one song is just
announced yesterday in the world Benson Boon.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Benson boomow number one song.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Okay, Grant Inman is in this studio but doing a
great job filling in for Peyton for horoscopes. Peyton always
has a different vibe every day and.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
You too, Yeah, dude, you too.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
So your vibe today, Grant my day.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Our vibe today is I'm going to tell you what
type of terrible person you are and how to be
the best worst version of yourself. Because if you guys
don't know, I do a podcast with my hot ass
wife called terrible person.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
What dude, Come on, we already learned this morning.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
People love to hear when you love your wife.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
It's okay, I'd be loving my wife.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
All right, so let's see Allison. Good morning. What's your sign? Alison?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'm aco ooh, a scorpio. I like it. Let's see here.
Forgiveness is for the week.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Actually, before I start this, Scorpios, you are the revenge connoisseur.
That's what type of terrible person you are. So remember,
forgiveness is for the week. Hold grudges like priceless antiques.
Plot vengeance, even if you never use it, it keeps
people on their toes if someone crosses you, subtly ruin
their life, one inconvenience at a time, A lost a
(04:00):
canceled reservation, a perfectly timed rumor the universe will never
prove it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I don't know what that.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Means, but you are just go ahead and get your
vengeance today. You've been scoped Scorpios. How to become a
terrible reader? Yeah, big time?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I know what that last sentence, Thomas, good morning, what's
your sign? Good morning?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I'm married Aries the ruthless trailblazer. Thomas, stop pretending to
be patient. If people can't keep up, that's their problem.
Interrupt when walk dramatically away while they're still processing what happens.
If someone dares to challenge you, stare at them like
you're considering their survival potential and you weren't. H aries.
(04:48):
You have been scoped. Keep being ruthless out there, brother.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
He get that's my motto.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
All right, Tom, that's well good, I'm locked in today.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Well it's evil.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Laugh Jen, what is your signing?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Good morning morn Aquarius? Ooh Aquarius the detached genius.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I like this.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Uh be weird on purpose, ignore social norms, respond to
text and riddles, gaslight people into believing you never agreed
to that boring thing in the first place. If someone
calls you out, tilt your head, whisper something cryptic, and
walk away, they will think about it forever. You will
already have moved on and you win the day, Aquarius,
(05:30):
you have been scoped.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
All right? Thanks Sjen Dreve safe and Mike Mike, Mike, Mike.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I'm rolling with John Jay.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
I'm a virgo.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Ooh big Mike the virgo and John Jay the over
critical perfectionist is your type of terrible person.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Uh correct.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Everyone micromanage their failures whisper quote interesting choice when they
make a decision, keep a spreadsheeting people who owe you
an apology. If someone disappoints you, erase them from reality
like a glitch in the system. They were never on
your level anyway, virgos.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
You have been scoped. That's why John James got the Listen,
they're dead to me. Yeah right up here.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, so that sounds right, right, man.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I think I've been calling you guys for the past
couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
General. No, this is Mike.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Thanks Mike. Thanks, I have a great day, man, Thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I saw this thing about anger and it was like,
you need to let go and forgive people because you're anger.
I'm reading I'm I'm listening to this book or reading
this book, and the two books they both say the
same thing, and it was like, you have to forgive
and let go.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It could cause like heart problems, right.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
So I'm like going over the list of people have
pissed me off, like I just talk about and I'm like,
all right, I'm just good, forgive me.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And then I'm like I can't. I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take that chance, go for it. I'll just
start taking a stanton.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I'm not gonna There's lots of medicasions.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Like walking book.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I rewound the clip and I listened to it again
and like, no, screw those guys.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Hey, November, Good morning guys, November. The tourists.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Oh, the Taurus, obviously, the indulgent overlord.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Taurus is you work hard.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
So take what's yours, Eat the last slice, claim the
best seat. If someone wants you to do something, tell
them your quote recharging forever. If they push, simply look
at them in the eye while taking a slow, smug
bite of something delicious. You are immovable. They are irrelevant. Taurus,
(07:44):
is you have been scope?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
I love it. I think the last key.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Thanks November. How about Pisces, Pisces.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Let's see what we got? Is that is that Richie's signed?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
There?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
All right, give me a second here, Oh, there we go.
It's on the list.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
The dreamy escape artist. That's what type of terrible person
you are. Rich Reality is overrated. Ignore text, disappear for days,
then act confused when people are mad. Oh my god,
cry at art exhibits. So strangers think you're deep if
(08:24):
responsibilities start piling up, stare blankly into the distance and
say I just feel so much. Then float away before
anyone can ask you a follow up question. Occuracy the
virgo one hit.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hit him dead on.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Let's go libra, libra, let's see here, give me there
we go. The professional fence itter kind of close, I
think already.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Never make a firm decision.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
If forced, pick the option that benefits you most, while
pretending it was for the greater good. Flirt your way
out of consequences. If people get mad at you for
playing both sides, just smile and say I can see
your perspective.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
They'll be too.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Confused to stay mad. Libras, you have been scoped. Man,
this is good. No, I hope you're recording this today.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, up for my real dude.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
You're trying to be like I get a job somewhere else.
It's just not working. You cut out so much stuff,
but it's just not word.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
People congratulate Capricorns.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah, let's see what capricorn is, Oh, the ruthless ceo.
Capricorns treat friendship like networking opportunities.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Monetize your hobbies.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Never work for quote exposure, charge double instead success over everything,
even your soul. If someone gets you, it gets in
your way, politely smile as you dismantle their entire existence.
It's just business capricorns. You have been scope. Remember when
you quit and then you left.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah, I'm glad you never last. I'm glad you quit.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
You quit, you gave two weeks notice, and then I
remember you came back and you kind of almost started
crying and ask.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
If you can stay.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, dude, now I've made a series of poor decisions and.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's amazing you.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I make sure didn't have insurance. It turns out you
didn't have to.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
I mean I made four or five decisions that all
snowballed into each other.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah. So he put it in his two year notice. Yeah,
and it wasn't Nick on vacation that week. So it's
just you guys had to deal with me.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
For oh yeah, and we're not good agistrative STUFFA.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Glad he didn't actually quit.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Yeah, of course, grants a joy. He's the opposite of
a terrible person.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
That's what's up, dude.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
And you can check out terrible person wherever get your podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You charge for that sometimes.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah, So we have a we have the free version,
which goes up every Friday, and then we have of
a premium version, which is like a bonus episode every week.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
How much does that cost?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
It's two dollars a month.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
I found out yesterday that and and very grateful for
this that our podcast is the number one podcast in
Phoenix of all podcasts, right, So I was like, I know,
and I saw the amount of downloads I was. I
was talking to my trainer Chris, and I was like, yeah,
I guess our podcasts are really well doing amazing, can
I mage? I said, if we got a dollar podcast,
you wouldn't get a dollar podcast. He says, mean, we
wouldn't get a dollar. No one's gonna pay a dollar
(11:27):
for a podcast. And I was like, I'm just saying,
just generally speaking, imagine how much that would be. No
one's gonna pay that. And I was like, and I
started thinking about grand people get grants podcast.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Well, it's because we say stuff that we wont behind
a paywalls as it's our secret feed basically, and I
think people appreciate that because we get a little.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
While Well, my buddy Greg, who I spent a lot
of time with him the last four days, Greg says,
let me say to this podcast I'm listening to. It's
called Blinkly or something, and he goes, it's all motivation
stuff really inspires. I'm like, okay, he says it because
it's fifteen bucks a month, like a.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Fifteen tell it for us. Yeah, it's nuts.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I listened to podcasts for free. I think they should
be free.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
You get an episode every day with that.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
If it's access to these, I'm not that's like a
Netflix feed.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Could they be?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
That's that's way too bad to we Kate and I
thought about two dollars for a while. She was like,
I think it should be four, and I was like,
nobody's being fort We're lucky to get to.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Great job.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It was a fun week, hell of a finale.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, he's gotta gotta step up. Her game, is what
you're trying to say. Oh she's Leo.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Oh wait, Leo's yeah, give me a second here, oh Leo.
This shameless attention seeker actually score.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Every room.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Every every room you enter as a stage, demand applause
for existing if someone else is getting attention, faint dramatically,
or start an inspirational speech about yourself. If you don't
receive immedia validation, glare at the crowd until they feel
obligated to cheer. Love is earned, worship is mandatory. Leo's
you have been Scope. I cannot wait for you to
(13:10):
come back.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Everybody on this show, Oh yeah, that's what's up. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
We're just having fun here. There's having a good time.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Hopefully grand will put these up on John Jaders dot
com definitely before we get to sacked and X. What's
going on with your algorithm?
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Rich?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Well, you know, every now and then I host this
this overnight show that's all.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
About well it you host Coast Coast. I guess next
used the k It's on three thousand stations. I get it.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Ever since I've been doing that, not only do people
come up to me and want my take on like
you know, chemtrails and all that.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
My algorithm has changed.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
And there's all these conspiracy theories that are way out there,
like all of a sudden, Now I see people who
feel like they have captured dragons, breathing fire on their iPhones,
UFO sightings, things that have to do with the ocean,
and most of them might blow off. But every now
and then I'll hear something is it's so crazy it
just might be real. And so I saw this one
about dolphins that I never knew about. I don't know
(14:06):
if it's true, but now it's living rent free in
my mind, and I will play you this conspiracy.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
This is off topic. But what do the dolphins know.
I'd like to remind you that the government told us
that the aliens are living in the ocean, and they
also told us it's illegal to try and interact with
a wild dolphin, and I mean interact in any way, shape,
form or fashion. Don't try and talk to it, don't
try and elicit a response from it, don't feed it,
don't touch it, don't nothing. Now they say this is
to protect dolphins and humans alike, and I'll buy that,
(14:33):
because they're wild animals. Okay, but why can't I even
try to speak to it? Why can't I even just
try to elicit a you know, oh, out of it.
It is a felony to even attempt this behavior. There's
even a snitch line for it. Dolphins are too smart.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
They are self aware.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
They have shown signs of empathy because they'll help out
other creatures, including human beings.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
They can communicate.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Amongst themselves in a language that we don't understand at all.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
That means the dolphins no stuff, and if you try
to talk to them, they will tell you things about
the secrets they use.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Dolphins like to use the hit detonate bombs and stuff,
don't they.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yeah, dude, No, I mean we've all read Hitchhiker's Guide
to the Galaxy here right, Yeah, Craig, Yeah, DoD the
dolphins out of high school right before it, right before
the Earth is destroyed. The dolphins leave the planet, dude,
and they were here by choice the whole time. That's
the so long things, So long, Thanks for all the fish.
But yeah, I dude, I believe that fun fact.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
In high school, I checked out the book So Long
and Thanks for all the fish.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Couldn't get through the first two pages. Lost the book.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
And when I graduated high school, when I opened up
my diploma, it said library hold for that book So
Long and.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Thanks for all the fish.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
That's awesome, dude.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
No, I had to pay four dollars for the book
because I was like, yeah, my diploma, my dad, my mom,
and dad was so I never forget all my friends.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Everyone.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
You take till you open it up and there's a
yellow piece of paper, it's this library hole my diploma.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Don't try talking to a dolphin. Apparently it's a felod. Wow.
Kyle, What are the three things we need to know?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's Black History Month. President Trump announced the National Garden
of Heroes to pay tribute to the generations of black legends, champions, warriors,
and patriots who helped drive our country forward to greatness.
The National Garden of American Heroes will include statues of
Kobe Bryant, Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, Saretha Franklin, Frederick Douglas,
Jackie Robinson, Martin and Martin, Luther, King Junior, and Mohammad Ali,
(00:23):
among others. Netflix and Chill is turning into Netflix and Dine.
Netflix has just opened a restaurant in Vegas. It's called
Netflix Bite. It's reimagining some of the streamers' biggest shows,
like Squid Games, Stranger Things, and Love Is Blind in
culinary dishes between beverages.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
And the dishes.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
They've got Squid Games, Delgona, Candy, Stranger Things, stuff like, Yeah,
all the cool things that you've seen in the movies
turned into okay dishes.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I think you should be able to buy stuff like
I like the cups that they drink out of on
Love Is Blind.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
If you notice those, they're all kind of gold. Yeah,
those companies.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
That would be cool if you get dessert and when
you go to cut into it, it's a real thing.
It's not a cake.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
It's not cake.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's not cake you wanted. That is funny.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Or they should have like cakes that look like other
things so that you can have fun cutting into it.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
That's a genius there.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I mean, the possibilities are endless with this restaurant. So
I think it's it's it's probably a pretty great idea.
Amazon MGM now has full creative control of the James
Bond franchise blogs rights owners.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
They they're like, here you go, here's all the distribution rights.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Take it as you will.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So they get to pick the next James Bond.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
They get to pick the next James Bond.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I saw Jeff Bezos post that yes straight, and I thought,
I wonder if he, like, if I was Jeff Bezos
and you know, you got people running your company, I'd
be like, oh no, I'm picking the next James.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
But of course.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I know. And so it's pretty exciting to see where
they're going to take the franchise, if if maybe Jeff
Bezos will have a full hand in it, Like if
people are reaching out to him maybe, like you said yesterday.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
He's gonna he's gonna be it. I'm gonnahoot him.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yea, some my options no more a Martin James Bond's
gonna be driving around an Amazon truck that's electric, guys.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
On a scoop. Yes, the name new James Bond is
they already announced it?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Who Cynthia Rivo doing everything?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That'd be great?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
And that's three things you need to know.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
John here, But you know that is the number two
song in the world in the last year, number two
song in the last three hundred and sixt five days.
Do you know what the number one song is just
announced yesterday in the world Benson Boon.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Benson boomow number one song.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Okay, Grant Inman is in this studio but doing a
great job filling in for Peyton for horoscopes. Peyton always
has a different vibe every day and.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
You too, Yeah, dude, you too.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
So your vibe today, Grant my day.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Our vibe today is I'm going to tell you what
type of terrible person you are and how to be
the best worst version of yourself. Because if you guys
don't know, I do a podcast with my hot ass
wife called terrible person.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
What dude, Come on, we already learned this morning.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
People love to hear when you love your wife.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
It's okay, I'd be loving my wife.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
All right, so let's see Allison. Good morning. What's your sign? Alison?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'm aco ooh, a scorpio. I like it. Let's see here.
Forgiveness is for the week.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Actually, before I start this, Scorpios, you are the revenge connoisseur.
That's what type of terrible person you are. So remember,
forgiveness is for the week. Hold grudges like priceless antiques.
Plot vengeance, even if you never use it, it keeps
people on their toes if someone crosses you, subtly ruin
their life, one inconvenience at a time, A lost a
(04:00):
canceled reservation, a perfectly timed rumor the universe will never
prove it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I don't know what that.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Means, but you are just go ahead and get your
vengeance today. You've been scoped Scorpios. How to become a
terrible reader? Yeah, big time?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I know what that last sentence, Thomas, good morning, what's
your sign? Good morning?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I'm married Aries the ruthless trailblazer. Thomas, stop pretending to
be patient. If people can't keep up, that's their problem.
Interrupt when walk dramatically away while they're still processing what happens.
If someone dares to challenge you, stare at them like
you're considering their survival potential and you weren't. H aries.
(04:48):
You have been scoped. Keep being ruthless out there, brother.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
He get that's my motto.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
All right, Tom, that's well good, I'm locked in today.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Well it's evil.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Laugh Jen, what is your signing?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Good morning morn Aquarius? Ooh Aquarius the detached genius.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I like this.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Uh be weird on purpose, ignore social norms, respond to
text and riddles, gaslight people into believing you never agreed
to that boring thing in the first place. If someone
calls you out, tilt your head, whisper something cryptic, and
walk away, they will think about it forever. You will
already have moved on and you win the day, Aquarius,
(05:30):
you have been scoped.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
All right? Thanks Sjen Dreve safe and Mike Mike, Mike, Mike.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I'm rolling with John Jay.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
I'm a virgo.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Ooh big Mike the virgo and John Jay the over
critical perfectionist is your type of terrible person.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Uh correct.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Everyone micromanage their failures whisper quote interesting choice when they
make a decision, keep a spreadsheeting people who owe you
an apology. If someone disappoints you, erase them from reality
like a glitch in the system. They were never on
your level anyway, virgos.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
You have been scoped. That's why John James got the Listen,
they're dead to me. Yeah right up here.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, so that sounds right, right, man.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I think I've been calling you guys for the past
couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
General. No, this is Mike.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Thanks Mike. Thanks, I have a great day, man, Thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I saw this thing about anger and it was like,
you need to let go and forgive people because you're anger.
I'm reading I'm I'm listening to this book or reading
this book, and the two books they both say the
same thing, and it was like, you have to forgive
and let go.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It could cause like heart problems, right.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
So I'm like going over the list of people have
pissed me off, like I just talk about and I'm like,
all right, I'm just good, forgive me.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And then I'm like I can't. I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna take that chance, go for it. I'll just
start taking a stanton.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I'm not gonna There's lots of medicasions.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Like walking book.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I rewound the clip and I listened to it again
and like, no, screw those guys.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Hey, November, Good morning guys, November. The tourists.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Oh, the Taurus, obviously, the indulgent overlord.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Taurus is you work hard.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
So take what's yours, Eat the last slice, claim the
best seat. If someone wants you to do something, tell
them your quote recharging forever. If they push, simply look
at them in the eye while taking a slow, smug
bite of something delicious. You are immovable. They are irrelevant. Taurus,
(07:44):
is you have been scope?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
I love it. I think the last key.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Thanks November. How about Pisces, Pisces.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Let's see what we got? Is that is that Richie's signed?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
There?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
All right, give me a second here, Oh, there we go.
It's on the list.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
The dreamy escape artist. That's what type of terrible person
you are. Rich Reality is overrated. Ignore text, disappear for days,
then act confused when people are mad. Oh my god,
cry at art exhibits. So strangers think you're deep if
(08:24):
responsibilities start piling up, stare blankly into the distance and
say I just feel so much. Then float away before
anyone can ask you a follow up question. Occuracy the
virgo one hit.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hit him dead on.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Let's go libra, libra, let's see here, give me there
we go. The professional fence itter kind of close, I
think already.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Never make a firm decision.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
If forced, pick the option that benefits you most, while
pretending it was for the greater good. Flirt your way
out of consequences. If people get mad at you for
playing both sides, just smile and say I can see
your perspective.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
They'll be too.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Confused to stay mad. Libras, you have been scoped. Man,
this is good. No, I hope you're recording this today.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, up for my real dude.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
You're trying to be like I get a job somewhere else.
It's just not working. You cut out so much stuff,
but it's just not word.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
People congratulate Capricorns.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah, let's see what capricorn is, Oh, the ruthless ceo.
Capricorns treat friendship like networking opportunities.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Monetize your hobbies.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Never work for quote exposure, charge double instead success over everything,
even your soul. If someone gets you, it gets in
your way, politely smile as you dismantle their entire existence.
It's just business capricorns. You have been scope. Remember when
you quit and then you left.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah, I'm glad you never last. I'm glad you quit.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
You quit, you gave two weeks notice, and then I
remember you came back and you kind of almost started
crying and ask.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
If you can stay.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, dude, now I've made a series of poor decisions and.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's amazing you.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I make sure didn't have insurance. It turns out you
didn't have to.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
I mean I made four or five decisions that all
snowballed into each other.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah. So he put it in his two year notice. Yeah,
and it wasn't Nick on vacation that week. So it's
just you guys had to deal with me.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
For oh yeah, and we're not good agistrative STUFFA.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Glad he didn't actually quit.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Yeah, of course, grants a joy. He's the opposite of
a terrible person.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
That's what's up, dude.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
And you can check out terrible person wherever get your podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You charge for that sometimes.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah, So we have a we have the free version,
which goes up every Friday, and then we have of
a premium version, which is like a bonus episode every week.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
How much does that cost?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
It's two dollars a month.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
I found out yesterday that and and very grateful for
this that our podcast is the number one podcast in
Phoenix of all podcasts, right, So I was like, I know,
and I saw the amount of downloads I was. I
was talking to my trainer Chris, and I was like, yeah,
I guess our podcasts are really well doing amazing, can
I mage? I said, if we got a dollar podcast,
you wouldn't get a dollar podcast. He says, mean, we
wouldn't get a dollar. No one's gonna pay a dollar
(11:27):
for a podcast. And I was like, I'm just saying,
just generally speaking, imagine how much that would be. No
one's gonna pay that. And I was like, and I
started thinking about grand people get grants podcast.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Well, it's because we say stuff that we wont behind
a paywalls as it's our secret feed basically, and I
think people appreciate that because we get a little.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
While Well, my buddy Greg, who I spent a lot
of time with him the last four days, Greg says,
let me say to this podcast I'm listening to. It's
called Blinkly or something, and he goes, it's all motivation
stuff really inspires. I'm like, okay, he says it because
it's fifteen bucks a month, like a.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Fifteen tell it for us. Yeah, it's nuts.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I listened to podcasts for free. I think they should
be free.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
You get an episode every day with that.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
If it's access to these, I'm not that's like a
Netflix feed.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Could they be?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
That's that's way too bad to we Kate and I
thought about two dollars for a while. She was like,
I think it should be four, and I was like,
nobody's being fort We're lucky to get to.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Great job.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It was a fun week, hell of a finale.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, he's gotta gotta step up. Her game, is what
you're trying to say. Oh she's Leo.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Oh wait, Leo's yeah, give me a second here, oh Leo.
This shameless attention seeker actually score.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Every room.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Every every room you enter as a stage, demand applause
for existing if someone else is getting attention, faint dramatically,
or start an inspirational speech about yourself. If you don't
receive immedia validation, glare at the crowd until they feel
obligated to cheer. Love is earned, worship is mandatory. Leo's
you have been Scope. I cannot wait for you to
(13:10):
come back.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Everybody on this show, Oh yeah, that's what's up. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
We're just having fun here. There's having a good time.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Hopefully grand will put these up on John Jaders dot
com definitely before we get to sacked and X. What's
going on with your algorithm?
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Rich?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Well, you know, every now and then I host this
this overnight show that's all.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
About well it you host Coast Coast. I guess next
used the k It's on three thousand stations. I get it.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Ever since I've been doing that, not only do people
come up to me and want my take on like
you know, chemtrails and all that.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
My algorithm has changed.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
And there's all these conspiracy theories that are way out there,
like all of a sudden, Now I see people who
feel like they have captured dragons, breathing fire on their iPhones,
UFO sightings, things that have to do with the ocean,
and most of them might blow off. But every now
and then I'll hear something is it's so crazy it
just might be real. And so I saw this one
about dolphins that I never knew about. I don't know
(14:06):
if it's true, but now it's living rent free in
my mind, and I will play you this conspiracy.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
This is off topic. But what do the dolphins know.
I'd like to remind you that the government told us
that the aliens are living in the ocean, and they
also told us it's illegal to try and interact with
a wild dolphin, and I mean interact in any way, shape,
form or fashion. Don't try and talk to it, don't
try and elicit a response from it, don't feed it,
don't touch it, don't nothing. Now they say this is
to protect dolphins and humans alike, and I'll buy that,
(14:33):
because they're wild animals. Okay, but why can't I even
try to speak to it? Why can't I even just
try to elicit a you know, oh, out of it.
It is a felony to even attempt this behavior. There's
even a snitch line for it. Dolphins are too smart.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
They are self aware.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
They have shown signs of empathy because they'll help out
other creatures, including human beings.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
They can communicate.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Amongst themselves in a language that we don't understand at all.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
That means the dolphins no stuff, and if you try
to talk to them, they will tell you things about
the secrets they use.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Dolphins like to use the hit detonate bombs and stuff,
don't they.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yeah, dude, No, I mean we've all read Hitchhiker's Guide
to the Galaxy here right, Yeah, Craig, Yeah, DoD the
dolphins out of high school right before it, right before
the Earth is destroyed. The dolphins leave the planet, dude,
and they were here by choice the whole time. That's
the so long things, So long, Thanks for all the fish.
But yeah, I dude, I believe that fun fact.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
In high school, I checked out the book So Long
and Thanks for all the fish.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Couldn't get through the first two pages. Lost the book.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
And when I graduated high school, when I opened up
my diploma, it said library hold for that book So
Long and.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Thanks for all the fish.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
That's awesome, dude.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
No, I had to pay four dollars for the book
because I was like, yeah, my diploma, my dad, my mom,
and dad was so I never forget all my friends.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Everyone.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
You take till you open it up and there's a
yellow piece of paper, it's this library hole my diploma.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Don't try talking to a dolphin. Apparently it's a felod. Wow.
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