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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Peyton, what's my for horoscopes?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's National Horror Movie Day, so I'm exposing how every
zodiac sign would act in a scary movie. Also, if
it's your birthday today, you are officially considered a Scorpio.
We are out of Libra season and you share a
birthday with Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hello, Megan, what's your sign here?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Cancer? Okay, so cancers. When it comes to being in
a scary movie, you're crying before anything even happens. You're
not dying first, though, because you're too busy guilt tripping
everyone into staying together.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
All right, Thanks Megs, thank you.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hi Shelby, Hello, what's your sign?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm an Aquarius?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay? So Aquarius the kind of person that you would be,
like if you were stuck in a scary movie, you
would be the one trying to reason with the ghost
like it's a social experiment. You're like, what if we
just coexisted? You're not scared of them, You're just curious
and maybe a little too confident.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, like, what's the game?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
How are we getting out of it?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Exactly? All right, Shelves, have a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Before I know, I just wanted to mention my mom.
Her birthday's actually today, so I just wanted to give
her a big shout out. She actually passed away in
twenty twenty two, and she was a huge fan of
the show. I remember listening to it every morning. You know,
she would call in and talk to you guys about
your memory. So that's when I'm doing today, listening to

(01:26):
Day and Rich.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Happy birthday in Heaven, Mama. Well, thank you, Shelby, and
I can definitely do her for Shelby's mom.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh yeah, definitely. Okay, if you are stuck in a
scary movie you are running from the killer in designer shoes,
you will die beautifully though, because like main characters, they
fall with good lighting beautifully.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, lift glass and a good terror heel.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Exactly. All right, Shelves, thanks for calling us.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Have a good day too.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
How about uh pis season Pisces Rich for my Pisces.
You are the one who knew this place was haunted,
but you went anyway for the vibes. You'll die dramatically,
holding a candle and probably crying, but it'll be cinematic.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yes, that's right, with some great Danny Elpmon soundtrack In
the background. Don't don't don't, don't, don't do that's the
way to go perfect. Okay, how about for leos.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, Leos, we are one hundred percent the dramatic one.
We'd be filming a reaction for TikTok mid action saying
if I don't die or if I die, let's make
it viral. So we might not be live, but we will.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Trend and virgos virgos.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Jon Jay, you would survive by logistics alone. You've already
drawn up before plan Escape rout and color coded a
weapon chart. The killer is actually scared of you and
your comebacks.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I love that, Ahi. If we get to your signed there,
I'll post it on our website, John Jaynrich dot com