Travis kicking off a year of questionable DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Travis is going to kick off our first dirty little
Secret of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, Travis, Good morning, Good morning. So I got one.
It's a little juicy.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
So I was with this girl for a long time
and I had reconnected with the childhood friend of mine.
He was a good guy. Everything was going good, and
he started kind of being shady and like cheating on
his girlfriend and stuff. So we're going around. He panicked
and somehow convinced that his girlfriend that it was me
cheating and he was covering for me or something like that,
and then we're got around again back to my girlfriend.

(00:35):
It caused a really big problem between me and her.
Turns out there was a plots with because she was
cheating on ye. So yeah, yeah, yeah. This whole time,
the guy was a much older as that hurts. You know,
you're always scared of who's going to sleep with your
girl friend, and it turns out it could be anybody.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
I guess that's true.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Anyways, so we ended up breaking up. She kicked me out,
and a couple of days later I seen said guy
moving into the house and I was little of my parents,
which was just like two houses down, and so I
was outside and just like I don't know, just watched
it and I was like, dang, so I slept with

(01:16):
her boss a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Let me reach out, Let me, let me retell the
story to you and tell me if I'm hearing it right.
Your friend is cheating on his girlfriend. He makes it
seem like you're cheating on your girlfriend. Back to your girlfriend,
You confront, she confronts you about it.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
You find out.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
She's cheating on you. You guys break up. You guys
break up. You actually watch her, You watch the new
guy move into her house. So as revenge, you sleep
with her.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Boss several times? Right? Yes? Now is her boss a
man or a female?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Her boss is a female? Was it some some restaurant?

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Did you know it was her boss when you slept
with her?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Of course?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
And how how did you seduce her? Like? Is? Was it?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Were you going after the boss no matter what she
looked like, if she was a gorilla, you were going
to try to sleep with the boss.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Or was it just like I.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Mean, as long as she had strong hands, I guess? Wow?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Okay, okay, So what is she an older woman? Younger woman?
I could tell us a little bit about the boss.
She's cute, she's cute.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
It started with the DM.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
What line of work is your ex girlfriend in?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Waitress?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Okay, so how.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Would this be like revenge? Did your ex girlfriend eventually
find out you were sleeping with her boss or was
it just kind of like one of those things where
it was just for you.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
To know so her Yeah, yeah, eventually she found out
just because I got careless and was just kind of
not showing off a little bit. But I started to
not care who found out?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
You know?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay, Well, but the second part to the story, Oh there's.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
More, the seventh, seventh, the seventh part.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
That friend, okay, the friend of yours, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
He's the one I think who put me in this
big situation that I was in at the time. And
his mom was always flirty. And I saw her at
a bar and shot my shot and I.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Scored with your friend's mom.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, yeah, I bang the mom.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
And here's the thing. Here's the thing. You said. He
was a childhood friend, so she knew you when you
were young, right.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's gross kind of she wasn't really around. She wasn't
a good mom.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
She'd have to be around. But was she a good mom? Though? No,
I mean later was she a good mom? If you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I don't know any good mom that would do this.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I don't think that's what John.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
All right? So what is it about you, Travis A?
You're a really handsome guy.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I don't know. I guess sometimes I could be slick,
but I wouldn't say anything to write home about you.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Love.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Do you look like do you look like someone famous?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I feel like someone's famous.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
No, I'm trying to if.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Someone were to play you in a movie, who would
they pick that would be of your likeness?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I'm thinking Jill got to chill?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh, we got a picture of you here? Old paid
seeing it. Oh, I'm to see you. See how good
looking this guy is?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
No?

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Do you make video games?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, no, I am an engineer though a little miles teller.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
I can see it.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Look okay, yeah, I Miles Travis.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
If I was at a bar and you were sitting
next to me, I'd probably sleep with you too. I
would put me on my PC. Put me on that list.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
All right, man, thank you for sharing that story with this, Travis.
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Hey, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
All right, that's our first Dirtyottle Secret twenty twenty six,