Wallet Update for Kemp

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:46):
Remember I told you my son camp lost his wallet.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, Remember I told you we were waiting like a
long time to see if anyone charged on it, and
before my wife canceled anything. So we waited a long time,
but he never found it. So my wife decided to
cancel everything. And I guess some credit cards are like
connected to other credit cards, right, so so I don't
know she canceled everything, like, uh, let's say, I'm gonna
say five.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Days ago, she canceled everything.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Jake, my son, lives in Tucson, goes to the University
of Arizona. He was gonna come home for the weekend
and I said, well come home, and he goes, can
I can't get gas?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
What do you mean you can't get gas because my
credit card doesn't work? Wouldn't mean your credit card does
don't work because mom canceled it.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
And I said, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
So I asked Blake.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
She goes, oh, his credit cards connected to our credit
card or because of the camp thing? You know, I
canceled Camp's credit I'm like, oh, so you finally cancel
all the camp stuff. She was canceled everything, got new
stuff for camp. So all of a sudden, charges start
getting charged on Camp's credit card that we canceled. Really yeah, right,
how do you figure that out? Well, guess what happened.

(01:48):
She canceled her credit card. She canceled all her credit cards,
not camps my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
And now whoever took it is actually had.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Oh no, we kept credit cards, but she canceled Jake's
credit card. She canceled my credit card. She canceled her credit.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Card, So you guys are frozen.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
She did you buy one hundred and forty one dollars
worth of alcoholic safely. Kep's like, no, did you buy
forty six dollars worth of something at CBS.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
He's like no, But now that they're using it, isn't
that Does that make it easier for them to catch them?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I don't know, but the bank said that we're not
going to get charged for it. She like, you know,
she she made all those calls, was on the phone forever.
But I just thought it was so funny how she
canceled all her stuff, all my stuff. I mean, there
is a difference I think between Blake van Ass and
camp van As.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
She distracted.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I like how Jake doesn't have a solution either, can't
get Gass. I guess I'll just stay here. But that
is your son right there, That is what your kid.
I don't think you wanted to come home anyway. I'll
just stay here then.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
And then, so you guess a couple other updates. So
if I talked about my hip hurting on the air
a little bit, so oh yeah, okay, Grant says, I
have So yeah, my hip started hurting about three weeks
ago and I didn't know why, and then my doctor
finally said that she thought it was my my l
two or my spine because it's connected to your hip.
The nerves connect to your hip. So I got an MRI.

(03:20):
I Friday night, Friday night, that bad seven o'clock at night.
I got an MRI. It's no wild places up untill ten?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
What crazy Friday night you have?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I know, we end up getting sushi. It was what
a great date night.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
So I got the results back and it turns out
I have a bone spur.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You get a bone So the doctor.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Said wear and tear, like I don't do anything from
the middle of watching season of You, season five, like
I said on the couch.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Could it be from when we ran in the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
No, it was already hurting before that.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh okay, it was hurting before that, because I mean,
you have heard yourself doing physical things before when we
played softball, if you like ripped your old bleaker.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
So I got a bone spur, and I'm supposed to
get so immediately was like, I have to get PRP
in my back and all this stuff, and I'm like
looking into it and I don't know who to go. So,
by the way, if you're a PRP person, you know,
hit me up p r P.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I'm surprised you don't have somebody can meet you in
the parking lot. I'm looking for that right now. I'll
do PRP in the bone spur in your hair? Is
that why you haven't been walking on the treadmill in
here in the mord?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Because it hurts when I walk on that treadmill.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
So then it's like yesterday, my wife's like, our handyman's
got his truck in our driveway and there's nowhere to park.
And so Blake comes home from this dinner last night
and she's like, can you move Dutch's car.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I'm like, I got a bone spur.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
He's not going like I hear Dutch in the other
room playing video games, get him to move his car.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Its his car. I got a bone spur. I must heal, Blake.
You're gonna in rerunt my healing process.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
And then she comes to bed than me.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
We're laying in bed, and you know how you when
you're in bed with your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your husband, whatever,
your wife, you're like, you know, face to face kind
of pillow talk. So she's like she's getting ready to
read I'm getting ready to sleep, and I'm like, you know,
looking Bill talking like you know, I got a bone spur.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
It didn't work. Maybe go go the other way around.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I got a now. Also, I do have another thing
this morning, you guys. I brought the liquid panty dropper that.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Oh the cologne, that the hot cologne.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
This is the cologne that Dutch, my eighteen year old son,
and Gavin, his eighteen year old friend, bought from a
guy Chipotle Bottles and he says it works. And we
talked about it yesterday and you guys showed me to
bring it in. Yeah, you know, I thought it would
be funny. Smell you smell. I think it smells pretty good.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Watch Okay, Oh it's actually really nice.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
That's why I said you I thought would be funny.
Wait wait before me, before you, I thought it be funny.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
So if you ask Kyle and Peyton to smell it,
then you have that Willy Wonka whistle as if their
pants dropped, what like like what like?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Okay, okay, you have an you're like, that'll be funny.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Lit's see, because it's called liquid penny dropper, liquid penny remover,
liquid penny remover.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
So you go, ohky, smell it? What do you think?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Whoa, it works the magic of radio.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
It's strong.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
I feel like I could smell it from here.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I can smell too, smell. It does smell good, right,
it's fresh.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Gives me a lot more clean than I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I know from you think it'd buy it from a
guy at Chipotle.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Yeah, it sounds like a very like I don't have
a word for what that title reminds me of, but
I just don't feel like it would smell as fresh.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, it's it actually smells like really clean. I wouldn't
say it's citrusy or anything, but it's got a very
clean smell to it.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Ye. See, So next time someone approaches you in a
parking lot wants to sell you something, Hey, it's called
liquid penny remover.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
How does it smell? Oh my god, sir, put your
pants on.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
It works.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
You really rich to put your pants on anyway, So
I don't know. I don't know how you could buy it.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
But oh, somebody Chipotle in town.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Somebody sent me a.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Reddit thread about this stuff like there's it's got a
huge following.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Really yeah, okay, does anyone explain why you have to
keep it in the refrigerator. Anyone explain why they're selling
it on the side of the road.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
I glanced at something I didn't totally read the whole
article about why I kept You keep it in the fridge,
and I think because it's boot leg, and if it's
not in the fridge, it'll turn into water. I'll keep
it here in our little fridge here if anyone ever
needs a sprits.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
So there's not real science behind the putting together. I
bet you every bottle smells a little different then.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah, Dutch's friend wants it, like was just holding it
for him. He was, but his parents come by and
look for sprits and it's not good.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh, I'll take it home today. I hope they don't
need it right now.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's kind of a thing with the high school kids,
like my son Christopher's way into shopping for fragrances. Now,
they all want to smell good, like they all got there,
you know, the the crease protectors in their shoes, and
they all want to smell good. They're all putting it
together boys, because.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
When I was in high school, all the boys were ripe.
They were steel, and the hallways

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Smell like axe they need LPR, LPR