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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake up, John Jay, Rich what's cracker like? And this
is the Big Boss does snoopy Deagle.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Double gigsel dang boom?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What you don't.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
We're not talking about Rin ten team. We're not talking
about last year. It's the one and only does last
the lastly big smooth Eagle double jiggle in your face
to me and in the place to be And you're
listening to John Jay and Rich Wakes.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
We're new to our show. Let me just go over
some of the players the cast of the show. Kyle
on Fuguh, Peyton.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Whitmore, Rich barraw me. John j Van asked.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
You got Noah Lashley in the back like a little
audio producer. Then you've got Jenna who's new, and Grant
who's our video guy. Then you got Nick who is
our executive producer, if you will, right, yeah, yeah, And
then every once while all of us kind of like
pick each other's brains to see what's going on each
other's lives.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And something happened to Nick where I was like, you
need to tell that story on the radio, so please Nick.
Welcome guys.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I wouldn't consider myself like a hairy person. And right
like I've got I've got like hair in my head
and and normal you know, normal.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Normal hair on your arm yeah, beer beard. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
But I hate all the hair that is not on
my head, Like it's such a pain, Like I wish
that I could just get like.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
My entire body lasered.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
I cannot stand it, and specifically like my armpits. It
took one photo of me like raising my arms at
blink a last week and you can see the armpit
hair just kind of peeking out for.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Me to be like, I'm done with this.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
And it's weird because it grosses me out, and you
think that I have control over it. I just rarely
take advantage. So after I saw that photo, I was
I was in the shower the next day and I
was like, enough is enough. I'm done with this hair.
And so I decided, for the first.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Time ever, I'm gonna shave my armpits.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
I love that my dad shaves his armpits and always has,
so I'm here for that.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
When it's the first time you do it, maybe don't
use like an electric razor without any attachment onto it.
Because the second I started, I nicked the inside of
my armpit. Oh and so then now I'm like, well,
I've started, but it looks like a murder scene inside
(02:24):
the shower because there's so much blood. I got to
keep going, So I keep going, and then I use
and then I used my spoiler, my wife, Caitlin. I
use my wife's razor on my armpit and it's like
a straight razor and now I have a razor burn.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
So you save your whole arm bald, bald, That.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Wasn't the intention.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
The intention was to just kind of trim it up
with the electric. But I got too close to I
got too close to the sun, and it just it
just took a whole check.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
You say, your arm your armpit bald, it's.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I mean, I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Just in the bald armpit.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
He got hair on his chest and it looks like
a looks like a feather, a featherless chicken.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Hair I have on my body. It's in on my nipples.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
But it's funny you have all this hair on your
chest and then you have this like perfectly smooth armpits.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Would you would think that you should just go and
shake your chest to bring it all the way down. Sorry,
doesn't hurt when you put on your deodorant. That's what
I put on my deodorant. It is I'm dealing with
the razor bird and now it's starting to grow back
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So it's it.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
You did both armpits there. What time I wanted to
try a wax, I waxed. I thought, get my arms wax,
and so they put one on my this armor hair.
They put a little bit of wax and they did
one one part and I was like, thank you, that's enough.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
That hurts so bad.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I can't imagine that you went through and did both
ar pit and your dad does both arpits like with
a razor.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Racer, like like a straight razor.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Like shaves it til there's no hair.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
How come because he doesn't like the hair underneath his arms.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Man, But I wish I felt bad for.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
You, Nick, because I just don't because the razor burn
I can relate. I just don't feel bad for you.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I think that's just a cost.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Of being a woman.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
The hair and my armpit was like, as long as
your braids are.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
You should just go for it. Do the laser hair removal.
The dad should too, Payton I did that like years ago.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
And it's amazing. Your arp hair never go back.
Speaker 10 (04:32):
I get like every one.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
Well, you know what's actually funny is because I really
don't have to shave myripits anymore. But every once in
a while I'll give it a little look ski and
there's like just a couple of stragglers that like make it.
Speaker 10 (04:42):
Thrill and really long? Do you just pluck on?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Like shame? But literally it's like one or two you
know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (04:51):
It looks like Charlie Brown's head.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Why don't we get I'm sure there's an advertiser of
this radio station that does that laser hair removed?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yeah, I would get it done, like, get that worked out.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You get both armpits lasered, and you have to get
one leg, just one leg laser.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
That's fine as long as they don't.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, just.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
So the hair in my head is fine.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
We'll find get We'll get it done for you. I promise.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I crossed my fingers.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Maybe hit commercial on the radio. Nick, Hello, I'm hairless, Nicks.
Speaker 11 (05:27):
I know somebody with a spot that has a laser.
Would you write to the laser Wait a minute, Yeah,
they'll do it for you.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
All right, Nick, thanks for sharing that. Grant walked in
here this morning. I did, and he said do you
cause hear what's going on? Do you know about the rich?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Are?
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Like?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
What right?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
The Zen shortage?
Speaker 11 (05:59):
Yeah, yeah, there's apparently in the valley here there's a
Zin shortage. The little nicotine pouches which I consume copiously.
Uh there apparently went in the gas station today the
grab grab a pair of cans and they said, uh,
there's there's a shortage.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
And I was like, well, how does that happen?
Speaker 11 (06:16):
And the lady, the kind lady at circle k told
me she said, apparently the warehouse burnt down here in
the valley. The supplier of Zin in the valley burnt down.
And she also then proceeded to tell me that she
had talked to other circle K employees and they said, uh,
you know, Zen's actually rolling out a new product, so
it may be a conspiracy that the you know, the
(06:37):
the warehouse was lit up that yeah. So I'm like, dude,
bring back the old stuff. Man. So I didn't know
you used nicotine patches till this very moment.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, you've never.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
Seen Grant with a big old Zin in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I see that. I thought.
Speaker 11 (06:51):
I gave one to Peyton one time and she ate it.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
I was like, where did the zin go.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I was like, oh yeah, not about that.
Speaker 11 (07:01):
I think, you know, God, this actually brings me into something.
As I mentored Peyton with the zen, I mean, I've
been on the show, what ten.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Years now at least.
Speaker 11 (07:11):
Yeah, and uh, I kind of the video department, kind
of the executive you know, kind of sigulated. I mean so,
and you know, I've been here ten years, and you know,
we just got Jenna. She's new to the video department,
(07:31):
our John Jay Ridge video department.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
To which you are, which I am the senior.
Speaker 11 (07:35):
CEO of the department, and I I've been trying to
give advice and be helpful. But I'm also I'm obsessed
with Cobra Kai, you guys obsessed with The new season
comes out November eleventh, So I'm just I'm just getting ready.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm months out.
Speaker 11 (07:53):
Mons dropped the season first half first half, and I
don't know, I've just been like rewatching Cobra Kai and
I I feel I am Johnny Lawrence. I'm like, I'm
kind of the bad boy here on the radio show.
A lot of people have been talking about how I'm
a bad boy in the radio show. So it's you know,
we record everything all The rooms in this building are
recorded at all times and someone's constantly going through it.
(08:15):
And somebody sent me this clip of me mentoring Jenna today.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Hey Jenna, what's up?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
Nothing much?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
The coffee machine's broken.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
That's okay, Jenna.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
You know sometimes in life coffee machines break, but we
don't let that break us. You know why, Jenna, because
we're champions.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
And you know what champions do.
Speaker 11 (08:37):
They go out and they win the All Valley Karate Championship.
Are you ready to win the All Valley Karate Championship?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Don't answer that.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I already know because you're a champion.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Because you know what we do here at the John
Jay and Rich Show.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
We win, We win championships.
Speaker 11 (08:53):
Specifically, we win the All Valley Karate Championship.
Speaker 10 (08:57):
Oh okay, Well what am I supposed to do about
the coffee? That was just wow that moment.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
You know, as a senior VP executive producer of the
John Jay and Resisting Department, I feel like, yeah, we
do need a mentor. And Cobra Kai comes out November
eleventh only on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
So now we are going into the Valley Championship Karate.
Speaker 11 (09:21):
Champions Actually, we're all I registered all all of us
for the All Valley Under eighteen Karate Champion.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Now you need to wear your geek. She's gonna we're
gonna get matching. Gee, dude, it's gonna be sick.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Well, thank you grant that. Yeah, today is National Slap
a Coworker Day. It's also National Croc Day, and it's also.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Peyton what is it National iPod Day?
Speaker 8 (09:46):
So the vibe, I'm gonna tell you which song matches
your vibe that you were probably playing on your iPod
back in the day.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Nikki, good morning? What's your sign?
Speaker 12 (09:57):
Good morning? I'm gonna query.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
Okay, Clarius, you have always been ahead of the curb,
but your iPod was filled with iconic anthems that have
definitely defined an era.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Mister Brightside by the Killers is.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
Your go to?
Speaker 12 (10:10):
I love that song?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
You know, that's the first song I ever heard on
an iPod.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Really look at this. I feel like this is like
a song that plays at every wedding. So it's pretty
on brand because everybody.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Loves my Aquarius is.
Speaker 10 (10:25):
Just like everyone loves his song.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Go, Nikki, good way to start today.
Speaker 12 (10:31):
That is a great way.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
You're so positive. Thanks, Thanks, have a good day, Bree,
good morning, what's your sign?
Speaker 8 (10:40):
I am a Libra. Okay, A Libra's iPod was always
stacked with the classic songs that made you feel romantic
even when you are like super single, So you're still
here for those feel good, soul soothing hits and the
perfect balance for you, guys is Crazy in Love by Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Kyle.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Did you have Crazy and Love on your iPod? Worse?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Of course I love this.
Speaker 12 (11:08):
I'm going through a divorce right now and this is perfect.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yes, so perfect.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Crazy and love.
Speaker 9 (11:14):
Just like Peyton said, even when we're single, we're going
through we want.
Speaker 10 (11:17):
To hear the love stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Good luck, Breeze, thanks for listening.
Speaker 9 (11:20):
Thanks Steve.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
What's your sign?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Good board you guys, I have a cancer cancers.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
You love a good nostalgic moment, and you are the
kid with the iPod blasting sad.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Girl anthems, and today is no different.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
So crank up those emotional bops and relive your teenage
feelings because Avril Levine face never ends complicated.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
So it's a great playlist right now.
Speaker 10 (11:47):
That's funny, such a hit.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Cancers are so complicated, they are.
Speaker 12 (11:54):
That is very complicated, but that's funny.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I thank you. Guys very much. You get a good day,
Dara or Dara.
Speaker 12 (12:03):
Hi, Dara, good morning. I'm a virgo, okay, Virgo.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
You are always in your feelings, but in a productive,
let's get organized kind of way. Your iPod was curated
with zero skips and everything has its place. But the
song on repeat for you was Boulevard Broken Dreams by.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Green Day, but it is a good song.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I have a great day.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Thanks fired up for something.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I don't know what. I got an iPod after Rich
and I you know, I'm a virgo and that song
was on my iPod. You know why?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Because I didn't want to deal with it. I just
gave mypod to Rich and he downloaded all his music
on iPod.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Hi Gemini, Gemini, You guys are chaos and your iPod
is going to be as of every genre ever, but
somehow it works. You're the type of shuffle between bubblegum
pop and punk rock and one sitting leading people guessing
which Gemini mood they are getting. But the song on
repeat for you is Oops, I Did It Again by
Britney Spears, Think.
Speaker 10 (13:26):
Coming Love, Oh Gosh, wait to start our more gosh?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
You just keep playing the rest?
Speaker 10 (13:40):
What funny is that on my Amazon music on my soundtracks,
it is a little bit of a mix.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
That song always comes on every day as it should
a good reason day. Thanks for listening. I have a
great day.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
If you missed your horoscope today, they are all up
at John Jenrich dot com. It's John Jay and Rich.
So the number wheneow on Netflix is the worst ex ever?
Francis is on the line. We'll go by Francis. She's
keeping her name, you know on the QT. Good morning, Francis.
(14:15):
You have a worst ex ever story?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Right? I do?
Speaker 8 (14:18):
Indeed?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 12 (14:21):
I was married to a man once and I got
out of the marriage without too much damage, and then
a couple of years later I realized he was having
more issues. And one day he called me and asked
me to meet him for coffee and I said no,
thank you, And I asked him not to be angry
(14:44):
about it, because I knew when he told me that
Hitler was his favor, he had kind of lost it,
and so he asked me. He texted me later and
asked if I still believed in prayer and asked me
to play for him, and I said of course, and
then he ended up taking the life of the woman
he was living with, her daughter, her daughter's baby, and
(15:07):
then her daughter fiance, and then himself. Oh my god,
thank god every day that that would have been me,
you know.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Yeah, Wow, that's insane.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Was this guy in the news?
Speaker 12 (15:21):
Oh yeah, the news called me for three years to
try to get me to make a comment because our
marriage was public record. But I just say no comment.
I didn't want to disparage or take anything away from
the innocent vibes that were lost. Yes, and you know
how people can misconstrue.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Your words, so right, Oh yeah, but what a heavy
thing to just keep with you.
Speaker 12 (15:43):
Yeah, it tripped me out for quite a bit of time.
I had some healing to do from that, for sure,
because he came here because of me, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, do you think about that every day a lot.
Speaker 12 (15:57):
I met him when I was young. We we're both
on scholarships in Germany, and speaking of which I'm also
half Hispanic and half white. My dad's Swedish. So people
have often said, oh, you remind me of John Jay.
I'm like, oh my god, but yeah. I met him
in Germany when we were fifteen sixteen on an agricultural
(16:21):
scholarship program. So it was a weird experience.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Boy, this is like a whole movie.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
I feel like this could literally be the next Netflix
true crime drama.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Like it's so sad.
Speaker 12 (16:34):
I thought people really asked me to write a book
or you know about it, because I obviously we were
I know his childhood and why he became the way
he became.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So something happened.
Speaker 12 (16:49):
Oh yeah, he had a very traumatic childhood. And when
he was like eighteen, he searched out his biological father
and he got work back from his biological father that
he didn't want anything to do with him, and he
was just a one night fand and the mother didn't
protect him from you know, just one thing after another.
(17:10):
He was in the Marines, he got a big chicken
dinner and he wanted that to be his career. And
he just felt like everywhere he goes when he was abandoned.
And I think that's what triggered it. But you know,
it's it is something very odd to think about.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Well, thank you for sharing that with us, Francis. Thank
you very pleasure, blessed. Thanks for listening and.
Speaker 12 (17:34):
Listening for many years, and you're very entertaining and kind
and generous people, and I love that.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Thank you, thank you, Yeah, God blessed, thanks for listening.
Speaker 12 (17:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (17:45):
Bye.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
It's John j and Rich he a wake up wife.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Took my kids shopping for some back to school stuff, right,
and two of the three kids jorts.
Speaker 8 (18:01):
No, they're back.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
The jeorts are back, right. And it's funny because I
hate sent Kyle this video I saw on Jimmy Fallons.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Tonight show about jorts. I'm in my shorts him and
Will Ferrell and Joe Jonas. I'm in my jorts shorts
that means George. So my kids love jorts. They must
be making a comeback.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
They totally are. I've been on the hunt for jeorts
and I actually have to go to like the little
boy section because none of.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
The girls once fit me.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
My wife said she got him at a store called
Cotton One. That's where the she got the jorts. And
then Noah says, I've been saving this audio. It's two
years old, and it's Kyle laughing her ass off because
I use the word jorts.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Listen to this.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
I love that word.
Speaker 10 (19:00):
Did you pull the Georges out?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
You're still on top of it, just like with a
fanny pack, just wait, I'm bringing back Paisley.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
That's an X.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Anyway, it's time for Staxson hacks, right, go over stacks
of information and rich have life life hacks. I follow
the founder of spanks because her husband, him and I
have DMed each other before. He's fascinating. We go back
and forth. So I started following the founder's banks. So
the founder's banks. Now she's a billionaire. She has unleashed
her new thing called Sneaks s n e e X,
which is a pair of high heeled sneakers. The product
(19:39):
is launching tomorrow for now. The price are pretty high,
around four hundred and six hundred pair. I haven't seen
they look like yet.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
But oh I saw a picture of him this morning.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
They did.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
They kind of look like really dark colored sneakers, but
there's like a stiletto heel on the back of them.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
They're high. I don't know if I'd be excited.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I think I'd rather have some jorts. Right.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
There's a news report at the Washington Post about how
adults now are creating lemonade stands to run a side hustles.
They're almost like food trucks, so they're not really competing
with like your local lemonade stand but still so if.
Speaker 13 (20:13):
You know me, you know i'd just be doing random stuff.
And my life literally changes as the wind blows, but
it's always for the betterment of myself. So I decided
to start this lemonade business. I literally saw a girl
in here starting eliminade business and like pay for her
entire pharmacy school, and I was like, Yeah, I'm about
to start eliminade standings, pay off some debt, and just
(20:36):
kind of like get things together because I think I
want to go to law school.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Okay, how about this trend? Demurre very mindful, very mindful.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
So I guess the woman who started the demure trend
on TikTok can't believe how big it's gotten. She's a
trans beauty influencer named Jules Lebron, who used the word
in a couple of videos earlier this month, and it
blew up.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
This is Jules. Probably do my makeup for work. I
don't look like a clown when I go to work.
I don't do too much. I'm very mindful of while
I'm at work, very demure. A lot of you girls
go to the interview looking like Marge Simpson and go
to the job looking like Patty and Thoma, not demure.
Be mindful of why they hired you. Here's your reality check, diva.
(21:21):
What's the name? You'd like me to make it out too?
So it's taken off.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yeah, it's massive.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
Literally, you can't scroll on TikTok or Instagram and not
see very demure.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah we also did it.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
By the way, all three and four gen z ers
blame social media for having a negative impact on their
mental health, but they still use it mostly due to boredom.
They're needing a break or distraction. So that makes sense. Uh,
there's a trend right now online. Someone challenge people to
start a fight in five words or less. You cannot
mention politics. Here're the best ones. Hot Dogs are tacos.
(21:57):
You're acting like your mom. Oh wine is better with ice.
Dogs are better than cats. Anything about popular movies like
Star Wars, Game of Thrones, or like if you say
Game of Thrones are stupid, Brad Pitt was never hot,
or Will Ferrell isn't funny? That starts arguments. Man's blaining
is valid communication? Breakdancing isn't a sport. My son went
(22:21):
to go see the new alien movie Romulus and he's
seen all of them. This is Jake, my oldest and
he said it's fantastic. He really said it's the best
alien out of all of them. And it topped the
box office a forty one point five million dollars. All
SOOL sources say Mariah Carey is secretly enjoying Jennifer Lopez's downfall.
Taylor Swift's latest album is still number one, and Taylor's
(22:43):
dad handed out chicken tenders to everybody running.
Speaker 9 (22:47):
Taylor's dad needs a metal I know.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Right.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Let's talk about first impression.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Impression.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
We all want to make a good first impression because
you want people to like you right away when meeting
somebody for the first time. And there is a trick
that science has figured out. Of course you've heard ask questions,
make eye contact, but the biggest key is to keep
on moving your face, keep your face moving, smile, raise
your eyebrows, widen your eyes. Because it sounds strange, but
(23:17):
studies have shown that visually expressive people are more liked,
especially when you first meet them.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Peyton, You've got the best faces I've ever seen.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
First off, because at first of all, Kyle and I
can't move our face it's a smile and you make
good eye contact. I think this room is actually really
good at making first impressions.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
You said, keep moving your face.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
I was like, don't look like you've been on a
mess trip.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Don't do nothing.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I'll be like, what's wrong with her?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Rich said, it would make.
Speaker 11 (23:59):
Keep your head sort of still, but move your face. Yeah,
I don't twitch around look like you just said, shock treatment.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
None of your face, none of that.
Speaker 11 (24:09):
Make facial excretch it uh And for a list of
those things that are non twitching, go to John Jay
and Rich dot com.
Wake up, John Jay, Rich what's cracker like? And this
is the Big Boss does snoopy Deagle.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Double gigsel dang boom?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What you don't.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
We're not talking about Rin ten team. We're not talking
about last year. It's the one and only does last
the lastly big smooth Eagle double jiggle in your face
to me and in the place to be And you're
listening to John Jay and Rich Wakes.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
We're new to our show. Let me just go over
some of the players the cast of the show. Kyle
on Fuguh, Peyton.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Whitmore, Rich barraw me. John j Van asked.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
You got Noah Lashley in the back like a little
audio producer. Then you've got Jenna who's new, and Grant
who's our video guy. Then you got Nick who is
our executive producer, if you will, right, yeah, yeah, And
then every once while all of us kind of like
pick each other's brains to see what's going on each
other's lives.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And something happened to Nick where I was like, you
need to tell that story on the radio, so please Nick.
Welcome guys.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I wouldn't consider myself like a hairy person. And right
like I've got I've got like hair in my head
and and normal you know, normal.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Normal hair on your arm yeah, beer beard. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
But I hate all the hair that is not on
my head, Like it's such a pain, Like I wish
that I could just get like.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
My entire body lasered.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
I cannot stand it, and specifically like my armpits. It
took one photo of me like raising my arms at
blink a last week and you can see the armpit
hair just kind of peeking out for.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Me to be like, I'm done with this.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
And it's weird because it grosses me out, and you
think that I have control over it. I just rarely
take advantage. So after I saw that photo, I was
I was in the shower the next day and I
was like, enough is enough. I'm done with this hair.
And so I decided, for the first.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Time ever, I'm gonna shave my armpits.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
I love that my dad shaves his armpits and always has,
so I'm here for that.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
When it's the first time you do it, maybe don't
use like an electric razor without any attachment onto it.
Because the second I started, I nicked the inside of
my armpit. Oh and so then now I'm like, well,
I've started, but it looks like a murder scene inside
(02:24):
the shower because there's so much blood. I got to
keep going, So I keep going, and then I use
and then I used my spoiler, my wife, Caitlin. I
use my wife's razor on my armpit and it's like
a straight razor and now I have a razor burn.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
So you save your whole arm bald, bald, That.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Wasn't the intention.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
The intention was to just kind of trim it up
with the electric. But I got too close to I
got too close to the sun, and it just it
just took a whole check.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
You say, your arm your armpit bald, it's.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I mean, I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Just in the bald armpit.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
He got hair on his chest and it looks like
a looks like a feather, a featherless chicken.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Hair I have on my body. It's in on my nipples.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
But it's funny you have all this hair on your
chest and then you have this like perfectly smooth armpits.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Would you would think that you should just go and
shake your chest to bring it all the way down. Sorry,
doesn't hurt when you put on your deodorant. That's what
I put on my deodorant. It is I'm dealing with
the razor bird and now it's starting to grow back
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So it's it.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
You did both armpits there. What time I wanted to
try a wax, I waxed. I thought, get my arms wax,
and so they put one on my this armor hair.
They put a little bit of wax and they did
one one part and I was like, thank you, that's enough.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
That hurts so bad.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I can't imagine that you went through and did both
ar pit and your dad does both arpits like with
a razor.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Racer, like like a straight razor.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Like shaves it til there's no hair.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
How come because he doesn't like the hair underneath his arms.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Man, But I wish I felt bad for.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
You, Nick, because I just don't because the razor burn
I can relate. I just don't feel bad for you.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I think that's just a cost.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Of being a woman.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
The hair and my armpit was like, as long as
your braids are.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
You should just go for it. Do the laser hair removal.
The dad should too, Payton I did that like years ago.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
And it's amazing. Your arp hair never go back.
Speaker 10 (04:32):
I get like every one.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
Well, you know what's actually funny is because I really
don't have to shave myripits anymore. But every once in
a while I'll give it a little look ski and
there's like just a couple of stragglers that like make it.
Speaker 10 (04:42):
Thrill and really long? Do you just pluck on?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Like shame? But literally it's like one or two you
know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (04:51):
It looks like Charlie Brown's head.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Why don't we get I'm sure there's an advertiser of
this radio station that does that laser hair removed?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yeah, I would get it done, like, get that worked out.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You get both armpits lasered, and you have to get
one leg, just one leg laser.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
That's fine as long as they don't.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, just.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
So the hair in my head is fine.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
We'll find get We'll get it done for you. I promise.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I crossed my fingers.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Maybe hit commercial on the radio. Nick, Hello, I'm hairless, Nicks.
Speaker 11 (05:27):
I know somebody with a spot that has a laser.
Would you write to the laser Wait a minute, Yeah,
they'll do it for you.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
All right, Nick, thanks for sharing that. Grant walked in
here this morning. I did, and he said do you
cause hear what's going on? Do you know about the rich?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Are?
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Like?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
What right?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
The Zen shortage?
Speaker 11 (05:59):
Yeah, yeah, there's apparently in the valley here there's a
Zin shortage. The little nicotine pouches which I consume copiously.
Uh there apparently went in the gas station today the
grab grab a pair of cans and they said, uh,
there's there's a shortage.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
And I was like, well, how does that happen?
Speaker 11 (06:16):
And the lady, the kind lady at circle k told
me she said, apparently the warehouse burnt down here in
the valley. The supplier of Zin in the valley burnt down.
And she also then proceeded to tell me that she
had talked to other circle K employees and they said, uh,
you know, Zen's actually rolling out a new product, so
it may be a conspiracy that the you know, the
(06:37):
the warehouse was lit up that yeah. So I'm like, dude,
bring back the old stuff. Man. So I didn't know
you used nicotine patches till this very moment.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, you've never.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
Seen Grant with a big old Zin in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I see that. I thought.
Speaker 11 (06:51):
I gave one to Peyton one time and she ate it.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
I was like, where did the zin go.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I was like, oh yeah, not about that.
Speaker 11 (07:01):
I think, you know, God, this actually brings me into something.
As I mentored Peyton with the zen, I mean, I've
been on the show, what ten.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Years now at least.
Speaker 11 (07:11):
Yeah, and uh, I kind of the video department, kind
of the executive you know, kind of sigulated. I mean so,
and you know, I've been here ten years, and you know,
we just got Jenna. She's new to the video department,
(07:31):
our John Jay Ridge video department.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
To which you are, which I am the senior.
Speaker 11 (07:35):
CEO of the department, and I I've been trying to
give advice and be helpful. But I'm also I'm obsessed
with Cobra Kai, you guys obsessed with The new season
comes out November eleventh, So I'm just I'm just getting ready.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm months out.
Speaker 11 (07:53):
Mons dropped the season first half first half, and I
don't know, I've just been like rewatching Cobra Kai and
I I feel I am Johnny Lawrence. I'm like, I'm
kind of the bad boy here on the radio show.
A lot of people have been talking about how I'm
a bad boy in the radio show. So it's you know,
we record everything all The rooms in this building are
recorded at all times and someone's constantly going through it.
(08:15):
And somebody sent me this clip of me mentoring Jenna today.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Hey Jenna, what's up?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
Nothing much?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
The coffee machine's broken.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
That's okay, Jenna.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
You know sometimes in life coffee machines break, but we
don't let that break us. You know why, Jenna, because
we're champions.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
And you know what champions do.
Speaker 11 (08:37):
They go out and they win the All Valley Karate Championship.
Are you ready to win the All Valley Karate Championship?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Don't answer that.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I already know because you're a champion.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Because you know what we do here at the John
Jay and Rich Show.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
We win, We win championships.
Speaker 11 (08:53):
Specifically, we win the All Valley Karate Championship.
Speaker 10 (08:57):
Oh okay, Well what am I supposed to do about
the coffee? That was just wow that moment.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
You know, as a senior VP executive producer of the
John Jay and Resisting Department, I feel like, yeah, we
do need a mentor. And Cobra Kai comes out November
eleventh only on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
So now we are going into the Valley Championship Karate.
Speaker 11 (09:21):
Champions Actually, we're all I registered all all of us
for the All Valley Under eighteen Karate Champion.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Now you need to wear your geek. She's gonna we're
gonna get matching. Gee, dude, it's gonna be sick.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Well, thank you grant that. Yeah, today is National Slap
a Coworker Day. It's also National Croc Day, and it's also.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Peyton what is it National iPod Day?
Speaker 8 (09:46):
So the vibe, I'm gonna tell you which song matches
your vibe that you were probably playing on your iPod
back in the day.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Nikki, good morning? What's your sign?
Speaker 12 (09:57):
Good morning? I'm gonna query.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
Okay, Clarius, you have always been ahead of the curb,
but your iPod was filled with iconic anthems that have
definitely defined an era.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Mister Brightside by the Killers is.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
Your go to?
Speaker 12 (10:10):
I love that song?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
You know, that's the first song I ever heard on
an iPod.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Really look at this. I feel like this is like
a song that plays at every wedding. So it's pretty
on brand because everybody.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Loves my Aquarius is.
Speaker 10 (10:25):
Just like everyone loves his song.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Go, Nikki, good way to start today.
Speaker 12 (10:31):
That is a great way.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
You're so positive. Thanks, Thanks, have a good day, Bree,
good morning, what's your sign?
Speaker 8 (10:40):
I am a Libra. Okay, A Libra's iPod was always
stacked with the classic songs that made you feel romantic
even when you are like super single, So you're still
here for those feel good, soul soothing hits and the
perfect balance for you, guys is Crazy in Love by Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Kyle.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Did you have Crazy and Love on your iPod? Worse?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Of course I love this.
Speaker 12 (11:08):
I'm going through a divorce right now and this is perfect.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yes, so perfect.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Crazy and love.
Speaker 9 (11:14):
Just like Peyton said, even when we're single, we're going
through we want.
Speaker 10 (11:17):
To hear the love stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Good luck, Breeze, thanks for listening.
Speaker 9 (11:20):
Thanks Steve.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
What's your sign?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Good board you guys, I have a cancer cancers.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
You love a good nostalgic moment, and you are the
kid with the iPod blasting sad.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Girl anthems, and today is no different.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
So crank up those emotional bops and relive your teenage
feelings because Avril Levine face never ends complicated.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
So it's a great playlist right now.
Speaker 10 (11:47):
That's funny, such a hit.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Cancers are so complicated, they are.
Speaker 12 (11:54):
That is very complicated, but that's funny.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I thank you. Guys very much. You get a good day,
Dara or Dara.
Speaker 12 (12:03):
Hi, Dara, good morning. I'm a virgo, okay, Virgo.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
You are always in your feelings, but in a productive,
let's get organized kind of way. Your iPod was curated
with zero skips and everything has its place. But the
song on repeat for you was Boulevard Broken Dreams by.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Green Day, but it is a good song.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I have a great day.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Thanks fired up for something.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I don't know what. I got an iPod after Rich
and I you know, I'm a virgo and that song
was on my iPod. You know why?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Because I didn't want to deal with it. I just
gave mypod to Rich and he downloaded all his music
on iPod.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Hi Gemini, Gemini, You guys are chaos and your iPod
is going to be as of every genre ever, but
somehow it works. You're the type of shuffle between bubblegum
pop and punk rock and one sitting leading people guessing
which Gemini mood they are getting. But the song on
repeat for you is Oops, I Did It Again by
Britney Spears, Think.
Speaker 10 (13:26):
Coming Love, Oh Gosh, wait to start our more gosh?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
You just keep playing the rest?
Speaker 10 (13:40):
What funny is that on my Amazon music on my soundtracks,
it is a little bit of a mix.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
That song always comes on every day as it should
a good reason day. Thanks for listening. I have a
great day.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
If you missed your horoscope today, they are all up
at John Jenrich dot com. It's John Jay and Rich.
So the number wheneow on Netflix is the worst ex ever?
Francis is on the line. We'll go by Francis. She's
keeping her name, you know on the QT. Good morning, Francis.
(14:15):
You have a worst ex ever story?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Right? I do?
Speaker 8 (14:18):
Indeed?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 12 (14:21):
I was married to a man once and I got
out of the marriage without too much damage, and then
a couple of years later I realized he was having
more issues. And one day he called me and asked
me to meet him for coffee and I said no,
thank you, And I asked him not to be angry
(14:44):
about it, because I knew when he told me that
Hitler was his favor, he had kind of lost it,
and so he asked me. He texted me later and
asked if I still believed in prayer and asked me
to play for him, and I said of course, and
then he ended up taking the life of the woman
he was living with, her daughter, her daughter's baby, and
(15:07):
then her daughter fiance, and then himself. Oh my god,
thank god every day that that would have been me,
you know.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Yeah, Wow, that's insane.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Was this guy in the news?
Speaker 12 (15:21):
Oh yeah, the news called me for three years to
try to get me to make a comment because our
marriage was public record. But I just say no comment.
I didn't want to disparage or take anything away from
the innocent vibes that were lost. Yes, and you know
how people can misconstrue.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Your words, so right, Oh yeah, but what a heavy
thing to just keep with you.
Speaker 12 (15:43):
Yeah, it tripped me out for quite a bit of time.
I had some healing to do from that, for sure,
because he came here because of me, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, do you think about that every day a lot.
Speaker 12 (15:57):
I met him when I was young. We we're both
on scholarships in Germany, and speaking of which I'm also
half Hispanic and half white. My dad's Swedish. So people
have often said, oh, you remind me of John Jay.
I'm like, oh my god, but yeah. I met him
in Germany when we were fifteen sixteen on an agricultural
(16:21):
scholarship program. So it was a weird experience.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Boy, this is like a whole movie.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
I feel like this could literally be the next Netflix
true crime drama.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Like it's so sad.
Speaker 12 (16:34):
I thought people really asked me to write a book
or you know about it, because I obviously we were
I know his childhood and why he became the way
he became.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So something happened.
Speaker 12 (16:49):
Oh yeah, he had a very traumatic childhood. And when
he was like eighteen, he searched out his biological father
and he got work back from his biological father that
he didn't want anything to do with him, and he
was just a one night fand and the mother didn't
protect him from you know, just one thing after another.
(17:10):
He was in the Marines, he got a big chicken
dinner and he wanted that to be his career. And
he just felt like everywhere he goes when he was abandoned.
And I think that's what triggered it. But you know,
it's it is something very odd to think about.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Well, thank you for sharing that with us, Francis. Thank
you very pleasure, blessed. Thanks for listening and.
Speaker 12 (17:34):
Listening for many years, and you're very entertaining and kind
and generous people, and I love that.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Thank you, thank you, Yeah, God blessed, thanks for listening.
Speaker 12 (17:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (17:45):
Bye.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
It's John j and Rich he a wake up wife.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Took my kids shopping for some back to school stuff, right,
and two of the three kids jorts.
Speaker 8 (18:01):
No, they're back.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
The jeorts are back, right. And it's funny because I
hate sent Kyle this video I saw on Jimmy Fallons.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Tonight show about jorts. I'm in my shorts him and
Will Ferrell and Joe Jonas. I'm in my jorts shorts
that means George. So my kids love jorts. They must
be making a comeback.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
They totally are. I've been on the hunt for jeorts
and I actually have to go to like the little
boy section because none of.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
The girls once fit me.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
My wife said she got him at a store called
Cotton One. That's where the she got the jorts. And
then Noah says, I've been saving this audio. It's two
years old, and it's Kyle laughing her ass off because
I use the word jorts.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Listen to this.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
I love that word.
Speaker 10 (19:00):
Did you pull the Georges out?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
You're still on top of it, just like with a
fanny pack, just wait, I'm bringing back Paisley.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
That's an X.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Anyway, it's time for Staxson hacks, right, go over stacks
of information and rich have life life hacks. I follow
the founder of spanks because her husband, him and I
have DMed each other before. He's fascinating. We go back
and forth. So I started following the founder's banks. So
the founder's banks. Now she's a billionaire. She has unleashed
her new thing called Sneaks s n e e X,
which is a pair of high heeled sneakers. The product
(19:39):
is launching tomorrow for now. The price are pretty high,
around four hundred and six hundred pair. I haven't seen
they look like yet.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
But oh I saw a picture of him this morning.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
They did.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
They kind of look like really dark colored sneakers, but
there's like a stiletto heel on the back of them.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
They're high. I don't know if I'd be excited.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I think I'd rather have some jorts. Right.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
There's a news report at the Washington Post about how
adults now are creating lemonade stands to run a side hustles.
They're almost like food trucks, so they're not really competing
with like your local lemonade stand but still so if.
Speaker 13 (20:13):
You know me, you know i'd just be doing random stuff.
And my life literally changes as the wind blows, but
it's always for the betterment of myself. So I decided
to start this lemonade business. I literally saw a girl
in here starting eliminade business and like pay for her
entire pharmacy school, and I was like, Yeah, I'm about
to start eliminade standings, pay off some debt, and just
(20:36):
kind of like get things together because I think I
want to go to law school.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Okay, how about this trend? Demurre very mindful, very mindful.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
So I guess the woman who started the demure trend
on TikTok can't believe how big it's gotten. She's a
trans beauty influencer named Jules Lebron, who used the word
in a couple of videos earlier this month, and it
blew up.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
This is Jules. Probably do my makeup for work. I
don't look like a clown when I go to work.
I don't do too much. I'm very mindful of while
I'm at work, very demure. A lot of you girls
go to the interview looking like Marge Simpson and go
to the job looking like Patty and Thoma, not demure.
Be mindful of why they hired you. Here's your reality check, diva.
(21:21):
What's the name? You'd like me to make it out too?
So it's taken off.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yeah, it's massive.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
Literally, you can't scroll on TikTok or Instagram and not
see very demure.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah we also did it.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
By the way, all three and four gen z ers
blame social media for having a negative impact on their
mental health, but they still use it mostly due to boredom.
They're needing a break or distraction. So that makes sense. Uh,
there's a trend right now online. Someone challenge people to
start a fight in five words or less. You cannot
mention politics. Here're the best ones. Hot Dogs are tacos.
(21:57):
You're acting like your mom. Oh wine is better with ice.
Dogs are better than cats. Anything about popular movies like
Star Wars, Game of Thrones, or like if you say
Game of Thrones are stupid, Brad Pitt was never hot,
or Will Ferrell isn't funny? That starts arguments. Man's blaining
is valid communication? Breakdancing isn't a sport. My son went
(22:21):
to go see the new alien movie Romulus and he's
seen all of them. This is Jake, my oldest and
he said it's fantastic. He really said it's the best
alien out of all of them. And it topped the
box office a forty one point five million dollars. All
SOOL sources say Mariah Carey is secretly enjoying Jennifer Lopez's downfall.
Taylor Swift's latest album is still number one, and Taylor's
(22:43):
dad handed out chicken tenders to everybody running.
Speaker 9 (22:47):
Taylor's dad needs a metal I know.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Right.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Let's talk about first impression.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Impression.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
We all want to make a good first impression because
you want people to like you right away when meeting
somebody for the first time. And there is a trick
that science has figured out. Of course you've heard ask questions,
make eye contact, but the biggest key is to keep
on moving your face, keep your face moving, smile, raise
your eyebrows, widen your eyes. Because it sounds strange, but
(23:17):
studies have shown that visually expressive people are more liked,
especially when you first meet them.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Peyton, You've got the best faces I've ever seen.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
First off, because at first of all, Kyle and I
can't move our face it's a smile and you make
good eye contact. I think this room is actually really
good at making first impressions.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
You said, keep moving your face.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
I was like, don't look like you've been on a
mess trip.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Don't do nothing.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I'll be like, what's wrong with her?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Rich said, it would make.
Speaker 11 (23:59):
Keep your head sort of still, but move your face. Yeah,
I don't twitch around look like you just said, shock treatment.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
None of your face, none of that.
Speaker 11 (24:09):
Make facial excretch it uh And for a list of
those things that are non twitching, go to John Jay
and Rich dot com.
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