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Speaker 1 (00:06):
What's cracking like? And this is the big boss dog
Snoopy Degle double gigsel dang boom, what you don't do.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
We're not talking.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
About rich ten team, We're not talking about last year.
It's the one and only dog Fix Degle, double Gisele
in your face to me and in the place to
be And you're listening to John Jay and.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Ridge, John Jay and Rich. We just got a text
from Maggie and I asked Dylan. I said, you gotta
get megion because the way she sold her text.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Am I right, Maggie, I'm nervous even talking about it.
It's so embarrassing. But it's a true, factual story.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Okay, but let me just say this. This is what
her text message says. I just got back from a
two week vacation. I'm listening from late September, and you
guys are talking about somebody seeing you naked. I have
a story that can beat any story I've heard so far.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's so bad.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
You can't even say my name because it's embarrassing as hell.
If you're still talking about it, great, If not, no worries,
I'll save it for next time.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Have a great day. And I was like, we got
to hear that story.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Now, Maggie's not her real name, Am I right, Maggie, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Let's hear your naked story. What happened?

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Okay? So in twenty twenty seven, my husband and I
we're at a secret resort in the Dominican Republic.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay, so this is in the future, Maggie, hold on, traveler, Maggie, you're.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Just drinking them one after another.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Wait, Maggie, Maggie, get on speakerphone.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Maggie, can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Maybe?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Are you on a speakerphone or something?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
She is for the future.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
No, I'm not, but I did tell Dylan that my
phone I have to be on speaker otherwise you can't
hear me.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Very well, no I'm not no.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
No speak Okay, you said twenty twenty seven, which is
in the future.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
I'm very twenty seventeen, okay, okay, start over from there. Okay.
So in twenty seventeen, can you hear me?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yes, okay, So my husband and I we were on
vacation at a secret resort in the Dominican Republic, and
then on the second day, we went out for breakfast
and then we went to the pool area, and we
started drinking pina coladas one after another, and then my
husband and I, obviously, we went back to our hotel room.
Inebriated and we passed out in the bedroom. And this

(02:22):
is in the middle of the day, mind you. So
I woke up still extremely tipsy, and I had to
go to the restroom really bad. I went in the door,
and I realized I went out the front door and
not the restroom, so I was completely naked, and I
was pounding on the door begging my husband to let

(02:43):
me in, but he was passed out drunk so and
he didn't hear me at all. And I was standing outside.
And while I was standing there completely making a tour
guide passed by with a couple as they were getting
a tour of the resort for wedding.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
He quickly rushed them to another direction, and it was
it was funny, like like in a movie, and all
three of them saw me completely butt naked, and finally
a janitor came by and let me in the room.
And it's not like I have a hot body or anything,
so it wasn't a good look. But yeah, that story,

(03:26):
I had no idea, no idea. So, but for the
rest of the time we were there, I didn't even
want to leave the hotel room because I like had
this complex. I felt that everybody saw me naked and
someone's gonna recognize me.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, we've all had dreams like that. You actually lived that.
That was your reality.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
That was my reality, and it was humiliating. I still
think about it every.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Day every d plus.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
When someone sees you naked and you're standing there, do
you cover your boobs in your private parts, like with
your hand?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Is that how you stand? I would assume, right, you're
like this.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I try to I had my back, I had like
my back to everything else, but I kept looking looking
because you know, I had a complex that somebody could
see me and sure enough, and I don't even I'm
going to tell you. I'm gonna be completely honest. I
had to go to the bathroom so bad, and yeah
I would I I had to release was.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
The number one. It was one, okay, good?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
So the guy wait, I wanted the guy who booked
a wedding like this is the sorry, this woman is
a naked woman's squatty down peen and underwelcome.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Matt in the front of the door.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
I didn't squat. I didn't squat. I just couldn't hold
it anymore. Oh oh oh Maggie, Oh dear, yeah, I
was turning up. Yeah, I know, I just couldn't hold.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
It any all right, Maggie, will great story. It was
very I'm glad you called. I'm glad you're listening to podcast.
Thank you so much. What a great story.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yes, all right, bye, Maggie.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Maggie was nice. Check this out, guys. Another Maggie. Hi, Maggie, Hi,
how are you good? Is your real name Maggie?

Speaker 5 (04:54):
My legal name is not, but that's what I've gone
by for lots of years.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Okay, but the person we just talked him game was
a fake name, and their fake name was Maggie.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
So I thought that was kind of where it going from.
What's your story about, Maggie? What are you calling for?

Speaker 5 (05:06):
So last week I was going to pick up some
things from a friend on Friday and was listening to
you guys, and you guys were talking to somebody about
they were about to go get induced to have a
C section, and you guys were asking, like you have
the name picked out and all of that, and it
made me think of a real funny story. I'm eleven

(05:30):
weeks pregnant, and my husband and I downloaded an app
called baby app or baby Names, that's what it's called,
baby Names, and you basically linked that app with your
partner and then it's almost like Kinder, like you swipe
left if you like the name's wipe right if you don't,
and then it like compares what names you guys both

(05:51):
like so you can kind of go through them together.
And so I was going through this just kind of
trying to figure out, like, you know, what names.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
We might like.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
I don't know if it's a boy or a girl,
so just kind of trying to figure out what I
like for either gender. And one of the names that
came up was blast Furnace.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Blast Furnace. Yeah, that's a pistential baby name.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm sure you weren't on some sort of superhero app name.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Which way did you swipe on blast? Oh?

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Honestly, I think I just took a screenshot of it
and closed my app.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
I hope you didn't pay for that app. I hope
that was a free app. I mean, people are in
on the unique baby names nowadays.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
You never know.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
I mean, I have a nephew named King, a nephew
named seven, and a nephew named Chosen.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
So it's lucky.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah, those are Honestly, I would not be shocked if
my sister had a baby and named them Blast.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
That would not surprise me. Oh so that would be
a first and middle name. Well, now I think it's exceptable. Well,
the furnace is a little out of there.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Blast, I don't think is that.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I met a guy a couple of months ago who's
probably thirty two thirty three years old.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
His name was So.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I love the unique names.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
I think those are so fun. That's a cool name. Well, Maggie,
what's your name name the baby?

Speaker 5 (07:09):
We haven't decided.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yet, or you're still pregnant early in the pregnancy.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, oh how far along are you right now?

Speaker 5 (07:16):
I'm eleven weeks?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh I thought you said I was. I thought you
meant I was eleven weeks.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Pregnant, currently currently pregnant. Well, congratulations, thank you, I'm super excited.
Let us know what you named the baby. I will.
I'll give you guys a call back.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
As a matter of fact, you know, waity real quick,
you know you guys know Lolo is chicken and waffles. Yeah,
of course. So I was with Lolo the other day.
His real name is Larry, his nickname is Lolo, and
he's opened up a new restaurant, right, and he goes.
He keeps trying to get me to go to the
new restaurant. It's a steakhouse. He keeps telling me how
great the steak is and this whole thing they do.
And I'm like, how do you know how to do
that to a steak? And he goes, I grew up

(07:52):
in the restaurant business. I know this stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
I'm like, okay, So the name is This new restaurant's
called Warren's Supper Club.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Warren. His name is Larry. Mom has missus White's Chicken
and Waffles. He's Lolo Chicken Waffles. I go, where's Warren
come from? He goes, that's my middle name. I'm like, huh,
Larry Warren White's that's a name. But I can't believe, Like,
would you name a restaurant after your middle name? Most
peop don't like their middle name, which you midd name Kyle.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Well, now it's different than what but it was Anne
after my.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Aunt Anne supper Club like Ireland.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
My middle name is.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
That's rich Rich Bradley. Bradley's supper club me gerardis Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Strong club, have a strong drink.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Like whiskey. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
All right, Maggie, thanks for calling in and have a
great day of course,