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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake, John Jay and Rich what's cracker like? And this
is the big bulls dove snoopy deagle double jigsel dang boom.
What you don't do? We're not talking about rich ten team.
We're not talking about last year.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
If the one and only does all the lasts.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Lastly, big smooth eagle double gibble in your face to
me and in the place to be, And you're listening
to John Jay and Rich Wakes.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
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You also call us at eight seven seven nine three
seven one O four seven. I have one more quick
story to tell you about my wife's recovery. She had
a hysterect to me about ten days ago. The other
day I was at I got some free time to
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go work out, and next door to my gym is
a grocery store called AJ's.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's a little upscale grocery store.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, she says to me, before you come home, can
you get me a green tea? Can you pick up
a couple of things for me at the grocery store
at Ajs I said sure, So I walk over there
to get her the green tea and she says, I
have some stomach cramps, and they say, bone broth is
good for me.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Can you get me some bone broth? Like sure.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Now I'm also pressed for time because I had someone
meeting me at my house, right, So, Okay, I cannot
find bone broth to save my life. I don't know
where the bone broth is. Like I feel like I'm
one of those people at the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Things like make.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Sense to me, Like I'm going up and down the
aisles looking for bone broth.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, that's what I would. I couldn't find it.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It was so then finally, and like it's almost like
I had to be somewhere at a certain time. So
I was like kind of running up and down the
aiuse and I was going back and I was getting
my steps looking for bone broth because like certain things
are easy to find, and I just I just don't
think bone broth is something that's ever come up in
my conversation in the history of my life. Right, So
I have someone take me to bone broth ile and
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I feel really stupid because it's right there in front
of me.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I've seen it. I've walked by that a hundred times.
Then there's like all different kinds of bone broth. There's
chicken bone broth, there's a fish bone.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I bought all of them. I bought all the bone broth.
I bought every bowl broth. And the people I was
checking the checking me out, they were like what. I
was like, I'm having a big soup party party anyway.
Sometimes I'd like to talk to people to organize these
shelves at the grocery stores.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It soup, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I don't know, because I think I went to the
soup aisle and then I was somewhere else, but I
didn't know. Bone broth came like in a carton. I thought,
I don't know, dude, it was just not you were
looking for like a a can of soup.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's just like, I don't know. It was just very complicated. Oh,
but I want to get to Peyton's burnt arm. I
want to get to all of Peyton's extremities today.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Jeez, Louise.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, I was making a pan of mac and cheese
for Thanksgiving, and my grandma she has like the main oven,
and then she has a like a smaller oven that
takes like not as long to heat up. So I
was like, perfect, mean, he's the smaller oven. Well, I
didn't pull the thing all the way down and I
burnt my arm. So yeah, I actually thought it was
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gonna blister, but I I don't think that it is
because I was pretty quick was putting it underwater. But
I was such a baby for the whole rest of
the night, and it made me think over my At
my brother's birthday party a couple of weeks ago, my
friend Angel got a second degree burn on her leg
from hitting the fire pit, and I could imagine the
pain that I was in. I just felt so bad
for her. I like sent her good vibes from Chandler.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
What was your degree? It looks like you got a
little guitar pick. Yeah, it's it's dark.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, yeah, that looks the next morning look like my
friends like blistered up.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
She had the hospital like.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Nasty.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
This didn't blister, it just like charred my skin. I
literally look like my dad, but one part of my arm.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You know what's funny is that you could have easily
called in for a coolie hurt yourself, because when Rich
heard himself pulled in a wagon. I burnt myself making
mac and cheese. That's pretty good. I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You need to.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I need to send you the link to the burn
cream that I keep in my kitchen.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, please do. I won't be looking for much longer now.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It turned all the time up. Most people just keep
like an assault, you know.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I had a little incident with the hot glue gun
over the weekend and got the burn cream and it's
like it heals it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Like immediately, where are you burned?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Just my finger. It wasn't It wasn't a huge deal.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
But I went and I got the burn cream and
ADDIE's like, you should probably keep that here where you
do your crafts, and I was like, I need it everywhere.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You need to everywhere. Hey, Mortgaine, good morning.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Good morning. Okay, I have a terrible story to tell you,
and hopefully it makes you laugh, because this just happened
on Saturday, and I'm still dying of shame.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Okay. What happened.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Basically, my family, through a big celebration for my grandpa
and my grandma asked my sister and I to play
some music because we're musicians, and I just bought this
new tenor sax. Everyone in my family was super excited
to hear me play it, and we did an arrangement
of take It Easy by the Eagles, and the whole
room is like really getting into it, and then I
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stand up for the sax solo and nothing comes out.
I don't know why. I still don't know what happened.
But instead of just like bowing out gracefully, I kept
trying and failing and like yelling obscenities, which I didn't
even mean to do, but I found out later than
I was And yeah, that's the story. No sax sollow, No.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
What a great hack for one too.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Right, it would have been so cool.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Did you like not have a read attached or something?
Did you not put together the sacks?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Right?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
There was, But like I mentioned, it was the first
gig I've played this horn at, and I just don't
think I warmed it up enough. But it was one
of those things where like as soon as I started
warming it up, everyone in the room looked at me
and like converged on the performance space. So I felt
like I just had to start.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That's saxophone is a very sexy instrument, and I don't
think I've ever met anyone that plays the saxophone.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That's really cool. That's so cool that you play the saxophone. Yeah,
very cool.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Well I did it on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Can you play careless whisper by? Wham? Is thatxphone or
spend out of la?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Sax players are just programmed to play that one.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Morgan, What if we give you a chance at redemption
and you can play us like a holiday song on
your saxophone?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Oh my god? And I can have my grandpa tune in.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Do you do you have a handy right now?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Uh? No, I am not at my house. But if
that could actually be a thing, that would be awesome.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, exaid for tomorrow. But what are you driving right now?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Well, I'm on my way into my office, so I've
already parked the car.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Okay, so you don't have the saxophone in the backseat.
Isn't that? Aren't you supposed to always carry your sax
with you everywhere yourself? A musician?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, Jesse casebos, Jesse Case.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Somebody's a sax solo. You always got to be ready
to go.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
You're right, You're right, I need to Okay today, let's
plan it Can.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
We do it tomorrow? Can we call you tomorrow or
you call us tomorrow. We'll planet you do. Give us
a little sack solo.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I think we could do that.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, we just love a redemption story. This is going
to be the best.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Okay, let's see it.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Okay, hold on, Okay, we'll get your information. Hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, John, Jay and Rich