What happens in the stairwell stays in the stairwell!

We have a BLAST on this show! Please enjoy more amazing moments from this 2025 Season!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake, John Jay and Rich and you're like, what's crack alike?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big bulls dove snoopy Diagle double
jigsel bank boom.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
What you don't do.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
We're not talking about rin ten team.

Speaker 5 (00:14):
We're not talking about last year.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's the one and only dog, the last big snoop
eagle double jiggle in your face to me and in
the place to.

Speaker 6 (00:22):
Be and you're listening to John Jay and Rich Wakes.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
I gotta tell you, guys. I told Riches, I don't
know what happened, but like I ate something last night
and it just threw me sideways. I don't I don't know,
like I was groggy. Now I narrowed it down to
a couple of things. I think when you have food
poisoning or something like that, you kind of know what
it is, right, So I don't know if that's what
I have or I took too much CBD last night
before I went the bat.

Speaker 7 (00:46):
I know what did we not learn our lesson the
first one?

Speaker 5 (00:49):
I think your friend is making a more powerful batches more.

Speaker 7 (00:53):
Two hundred times the actual does take.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
That's why last night I took two eye droppers full
and I did the night before and yesterday I was fine.
So that's why I said, I'm trying to figure out
what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I don't know if it was icoversool eye droppers full
of the CBD.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
I think you're supposed to just do a couple of
drops per I've been doing droppers full for a long time.
I never had a problem. But I'm just saying today
I feel kind of like slow, and I feel really full.
And then I had like something pains last night, and
I chugged some pepto bismol, which, by the way, is great.
It tastes greatly. It usually like fixes things, except I
ran out. I didn't have enough, which made me get

(01:28):
all up sad. My wife like, that's something we should
always have.

Speaker 8 (01:30):
Did you eat something weird for dinner, like something unusual?

Speaker 5 (01:33):
I did, my wife. So I was I'm trying to
get by ten thousand steps a day, you know. And
my wife was supposed to be meet the house yesterday
at two thirty, and we're gonna go walk after we
got our drip. And sure enough, you know, she's I
don't know where she is. She's out with a friend
and it's like four thirty. It was like four and
I'm like, I'm going on walk by myself. So I
went on this long walk. I was walking and she
came up behind me and picked me up. I was like,

(01:54):
I'm gonna go get a haircut. I'm walking to the barbershop.
Four mile walk to the barbershop. So I'm walking. Thank god,
it was half a mile in when she pulled up.
And then she goes, you know how I like dates,
And I'm like, yeah, she goes, look at this. She
was at her friend's house and somebody there made these days,
took these dates. They put peanut butter and chocolate on it,
and she gave me like three of them and I
ate them and they were great. And I'm wondering if
that because that's not something I normally would eat. But

(02:16):
then I went to this restaurant last night. I don't
want to say what restaurant it is, but Rich also
went to this restaurant last night a different part of town,
and they announced yesterday that they were serving breakfast all day,
which I thought was fantastic. But I had already ordered
my food because I felt like I had to jump
on the breakfast meal, so I ordered breakfast too. And
this is at six o'clock last night, so I was
extra full. So I don't know what it is, but
I just feel like, ah, well, if.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
You had, if you had the avocado toast, That's what
I had, and it was delicious and fine.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
I know, I built my own bowl at egg Bowl. Oh,
I saw that. It was great. It was great. But anyway,
hoping that you know that we went and got IV
drips yesterday at Kyle's friend's place, and I'm hoping that's
fighting whatever it is that I got, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, that place Prime IV was a down nice those nice.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I get IV's I get them fairly regularly, but I've
never had an experience like that.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:08):
I think the first time I went into Prime I V.

Speaker 8 (03:10):
It was with Peyton and we went in and we
were like, wait a second.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
These zero gravity chairs are something else.

Speaker 8 (03:15):
It's like, we've gotten drips plenty of times, we've had
to ups here in the studio, we've had drips like
at my house before, but like doing it in one
of those chairs.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
It's just like really elevates the experienced.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Those chairs are amazing. I was asking where they got
them from. They said it was part of Prime IV.
They all all stores had them, and they're like ten
grand a piece something like that.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
There's one hundred and forty of those prime I v's.
I did not know that crazy that chare.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
That button massage might have been the most fun I've
had been a long long time.

Speaker 8 (03:42):
Well, it was funny because John Jay was sitting right
next to me, and at one point, like the nurse
comes in and she like checks everyone's IV's, make sure
everything's flowing and whatnot, and I just hear, John Jay, go,
can I make.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
The massage just the button?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
It was great because you did.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
But it was funny because when we were all picking
out IV's, like.

Speaker 9 (04:00):
Which one do you pick?

Speaker 7 (04:01):
The glow one for beauty, painted the sports one last time?

Speaker 8 (04:03):
And I think all of us unanimously picked the immunity
one except John Jay.

Speaker 7 (04:08):
Of course, you're always a.

Speaker 8 (04:09):
Little different, John Jay. But like for me, I'm like,
my daughter was sick earlier this week, my son is
currently sick.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
I'm like, I got to get something to.

Speaker 8 (04:17):
Make sure I stay healthy, because you know, the one
taking care of everyone got to keep it. And they're
like talking about how there's like the quandemic right now
with all the influenza a and you know all the things.

Speaker 10 (04:31):
How did you feel after your drip, Kyle, because doesn't
it usually make you nauseous and stuff?

Speaker 9 (04:34):
And I know you had to switch it up.

Speaker 8 (04:36):
Yeah, so you usually I feel sick after I do
a drip, but then I know it benefits me, so
I just.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Like keep doing it.

Speaker 8 (04:43):
But I think what they did yesterday totally helped because
they say there's a glutathion add on that they push
because they like, put in after your drip is totally done.
And they were like, I think maybe it was putting
you too quickly before, and they it's super slow and
I didn't feel nauxious at all.

Speaker 9 (05:02):
Oh my gosh, that's awesome.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Yeah, I know, I'm like finally found answer.

Speaker 9 (05:07):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah, Peyton, what's the problem you have with our cameras
in the studio?

Speaker 10 (05:10):
They're honestly making me feel really self conscious about myself.

Speaker 9 (05:13):
But I'm not being a serious.

Speaker 10 (05:15):
Look on Instagram because no, I know, I don't know
who that sickly ghost is on that Instagram, but I
look ill and it's really messing with my self confidence.

Speaker 9 (05:23):
I'm being so for real.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
No, I feel like I'm right there with you. Yeah,
because they're so.

Speaker 10 (05:28):
Close, and it's like my thing though, is like, yeah,
they're so close, but I look so pale, like I
look sick, Like I seriously.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Look I was in lights on in here, yeah, bright.

Speaker 10 (05:38):
Bread and then I turn on my camera on my
phone and then I'm just like, you're ugly, and then
that's how I feel.

Speaker 9 (05:43):
And that's what whole night last night.

Speaker 10 (05:46):
You yes, gorgeous, not in these cameras, thank you, but
not in these cameras. We need to do something about
it because it's seriously messing with myself.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
What do you not like about it? I think you
look great cameras I do. I look pale, and also
so they do. That's that's what and TV acres do.

Speaker 9 (06:01):
I understand.

Speaker 10 (06:01):
But also like I would like to think that I'm
naturally pretty and I don't need to put on makeup
like what.

Speaker 8 (06:06):
They will get more like warmer lights because they're a
cooler light. They're really bright. Maybe like a warmer light
would be better. I think it's all about the lighting.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
It's John Jay and Rich tap.

Speaker 9 (06:18):
It and say what's up?

Speaker 10 (06:19):
Sure, open the free iHeart radio app and tap the
top back mike to send John Jay and Rich a
message now.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
The reasons you noped out of a relationship. You said,
I'm out of here. You're done. Call us at eight
seven seven ninety three seven one four seven, Ashley, tell
us why you noped out of a relationship? So?

Speaker 11 (06:39):
I was dating this guy, like I just got out
and gotten out of my divorce. A couple of weeks
into the relationship, I decided to ask and like, do
you think I'm beautiful? And he said no, and then
he refused to call me beautiful at all throughout the
entire relationship.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
Oh my gosh, you what a terrible person.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
Why did you respond to that?

Speaker 9 (07:04):
Were you like, okay, so why are.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
You with me?

Speaker 12 (07:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (07:08):
I did ask him are you with me?

Speaker 11 (07:10):
And he said because I had a cute But.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Oh well that's good.

Speaker 9 (07:14):
You're out. Yeah you can go.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Well, you said your relationship. How long did you let
that go? Two months? That's too long. I think you
start off, But I also think you've got to start
off with like, hey, do you think I'm cute? And
then if he says of course, and then later you
know you think I'm pretty, you don't hit him with it.
Do you think I'm beautiful? Right away?

Speaker 9 (07:34):
Why not?

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Why beautiful? Beautiful.

Speaker 9 (07:44):
You're such a dude.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
I'd be like, you see Jennifer Lopez, that's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, Will, what's his answer, Like, well, I don't think
you're beautiful. Like whatever you say, that's bad, that's terrible.
What did he say to defend said you're beautiful?

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Come on? So rude?

Speaker 11 (08:05):
Well, but then then I found the nude pictures of
his friends on his phone, So that's kind of what.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Okay, yeah, wait, wait for his friends, like friends that
are girls or friends that are guys.

Speaker 14 (08:19):
Girls.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Okay, that would those are good friends.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
Well they're not right. I was like, totally inappropriate.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Man, you got to understand friendship. Thanks for calling in, Ashley,
have a great day, all right.

Speaker 15 (08:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Hi Erica, Hi guys.

Speaker 14 (08:37):
So yeah, I noped out of my relationship because when
I was nineteen, I started working at this fast food
restaurant and there's this older guy, you know, he was
kind of good looking and he was interested, and so
we started dating, went out a few times, nothing serious.

(08:57):
But then it's like a month into at least, he's
like talking about wanting to get married and he had
an eight year old daughter already. He was twenty nine.
I don't know if I meant that he had an
eight year old daughter and like he was already trying
to get her to call me mommy.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Oh yeah, I'd like, why, oh my god.

Speaker 14 (09:19):
Dude, I'm only nineteen years old. I'm not ready anybody's mommy, right, Yeah,
you're like I still need my mommy, Like calm down, exactly.
I'm like, no, that's okay. And then it's like I said,
he wants talking about wanting to get married so that
his daughter could have a mommy and actively like she
would call me mommy, and I'm just like, no, I'm

(09:41):
not your mommy, sweeting. I'm sorry, Oh.

Speaker 9 (09:43):
That's nice about it.

Speaker 14 (09:45):
Yeah, you know, trying to be nice about it because
her mom wasn't in the picture. But it's just like,
you know, dude, I'm only nineteen. I'm not ready to
be a mommy to an eight year old.

Speaker 15 (09:57):
And then on top of that, he chewed to oh yeah,
well there you goin back.

Speaker 14 (10:04):
Yeah, so all three of those things, I'm like, no,
I'm nineteen years old, I'm not trying to settle down
and already have a grown child.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
And yeah, now the time has gone by. Do you
know that? Does she still have pictures? Of you and
call you mom. Do you think, oh no, who did
my second mom go? Yeah, you think you're going to
meet her in ten fifteen years and she's going to
come up and say you were my mom.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
So I know.

Speaker 16 (10:28):
Well, the funny thing.

Speaker 14 (10:30):
The funny thing about it is a couple of years later,
you know, I started, I was with another guy and
he would davysit his niece and it turns out that
his niece went to school with this guy's daughter.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Ooh yeah, she's like, that's my mom.

Speaker 14 (10:45):
So like when I go with him to pick her
up after school, we would see the ex picking up
his daughter and he would give me mean looks. He
would flip us off because, like I said, I just
kind of ghosted him. I'm like, no, I'm kind of done.
I'm not ready to get married. And yeah, so we
would get a lot of mean looks and uh, you know,
flipping the bird and all that.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Oh well, Erica, thank you for calling in and sharing
that story with us. Thank you did the right thing.
I have a great day. Thank you to call us
at eight seven seven ninety three seven one oh four seven.
Tell us about the moment you noped out of a relationship.

Speaker 10 (11:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
I posted this on Facebook. I saw it on Reddit,
The reason people noped out of a relationship. Let me
just go over some of the comments real quick. On
a second date with a guy that I liked, I
mentioned that before we sleep together, we should talk about
birth control. He said, well, that's totally your responsibility. I said,
good night and good riddance, and she noped out.

Speaker 17 (11:51):
Help.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
They invited me over for dinner and to clean the table.
They just slung the food off the plates across the
kitchen floor for the pack of dogs. He's like, I
noped out of there. So eight seven seven nine seven
one four seven tell us about the moment you noped
out of a relationship? Angela, good morning. When did you
nope out of a relationship?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
My note?

Speaker 18 (12:10):
But you cannot be in the dating pool and still
live with your mom or your ex. You know, I
truly just need a Michael Felts out.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
There, Michael Phelps.

Speaker 18 (12:21):
Yes, like you have to be an experienced wimmer. I'm sorry,
at least.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Can't live with your mom, and you've got to know
how to swim.

Speaker 19 (12:32):
In the dating pool and be living with the alum
in your ex. Like I don't get it, Like you're dating,
and then you're like, oh, I still live with my
I'm going through the separation on the Rmer Store whatever,
but I still live with my ax.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Right, you're not ready to play. You're not ready to
be in the pool with Michael Felts.

Speaker 18 (12:50):
No, no, you're not nobody, You're not You're still in
the sick and kiddie pool, like you should not be
dating and are even living with you along. And it's
like even if you say my mom's moving.

Speaker 19 (13:09):
With me, no, no, you need to stop.

Speaker 18 (13:14):
Like that's just I don't get it. It's like you
can't rationalize that. You can't. It's like, so no, no, no, no,
you just need to No, all.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Right, that's legit. That's a good reason.

Speaker 12 (13:27):
I Nope, thank you.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Thank you as You'll have a great day, all right
if you have any more eight seven seven ninety seven
or shoot us at DM. What's the vibe for horse cups?
Say Peyton.

Speaker 10 (13:42):
I'm going to tell you which two thousand trend is
making a comeback in your life based on your zodiac sign.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
What you start off with, Pisces?

Speaker 9 (13:49):
Yeah, rich is my Pisces?

Speaker 10 (13:51):
Okay, Richie, this is the two thousands trend that you
are bringing back crying over songs like it's two thousand
and six, Pisces.

Speaker 9 (13:57):
You just heard an old Taylor.

Speaker 10 (13:58):
So song and now you're staring out the window pretending
that you are in the music video. You don't need
a heartbreak to be dramatic. You were born this way
and this season is your season to thrive and cry.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
You know all the music of the early two thousands
was very emotional.

Speaker 9 (14:11):
I loved it. Such sad girl anthems.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Yeah, get some on. Let's cry together, Jen, good morning.
What's your sign?

Speaker 20 (14:19):
Aquarius?

Speaker 10 (14:20):
Okay, Aquarius, Jen, the two thousand trend that you are
bringing back is deep conspiracy YouTube rabbit holes.

Speaker 9 (14:26):
Aquarius. Let's be honest.

Speaker 10 (14:28):
You're probably watching a three hour YouTube video on the
truth about Avril Levine at two am. You are convinced
that the Illuminati was behind Blockbuster's fault, and we are
concerned about you. But honestly, the more you learn, please
let us know report back.

Speaker 16 (14:43):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Thanks? Jen? What's up?

Speaker 13 (14:49):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (14:49):
Good morning everybody?

Speaker 10 (14:51):
The Gemini all right, geminis the thing for you. Honestly,
this is a two thousand thing that I'm not too
like familiar with, but I feel like you guys might
know aim away messages aim aim sending DMS? Is that like, yeah,
I feel like that's the new dat?

Speaker 9 (15:08):
Okay perfect?

Speaker 10 (15:09):
So is it aim or aim? How do you pronounce it?

Speaker 5 (15:11):
I think both?

Speaker 10 (15:12):
Okay, So you might not have an aim any more,
she a, but you absolutely turned your Instagram bio or
your b real caption into like an emotional cryptic message
like don't text, just vibing and you give mysterious vibes
and it's perfectly fitting for your dual sided nature.

Speaker 12 (15:27):
Did you just say, don't text, just bite me?

Speaker 9 (15:29):
Oh my gosh, no, just vibing. What kind of time
are you on this morning?

Speaker 5 (15:35):
It seems two thousand?

Speaker 12 (15:41):
Okay?

Speaker 17 (15:43):
Vibing right, Mike, Good morning.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Good morning, John Jay.

Speaker 12 (15:53):
I'm rolling with you in.

Speaker 21 (15:54):
A virgo Virgo.

Speaker 10 (15:58):
Virgos for you, guys, the two thous and trend is
bullet journals and over organizing everything. You act like you
don't miss the two thousands virgo, but we know deep
down you're color cording your to do list like it's
a Tumblr sthetic page, and admit it, you're one step
away from hoarding jail pens.

Speaker 21 (16:12):
Again, It's nice.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Love it, love it. Thank you the great morning, you too, November.
The Taurus, good.

Speaker 12 (16:20):
Morning, good morning.

Speaker 22 (16:22):
All right. Let's see that's my vibe, Taurus.

Speaker 10 (16:24):
The vibe for you for the two thousands is MySpace
Top eight Drama.

Speaker 9 (16:29):
Taurus.

Speaker 10 (16:29):
Your loyalty runs deep, and that means you're still holding
grudges from two thousand and seven. So whether it's ranking
your besties in a group chat or keeping mental receipts,
your MySpace Top eight energy is alive.

Speaker 12 (16:40):
And well, oh the top eight. Yep, that's a change.

Speaker 14 (16:44):
Yep, it's solid.

Speaker 22 (16:46):
It's solid there. All right, Well, thanks guys, have a
good one, thanks November.

Speaker 10 (16:50):
How about Libra, Yeah, Kyle, the two thousand chine that
you're bringing back is flip phones and leaving people on red. Libra,
you are channeling the art of mystery and you don't
need a flip phone, but you are the type to
dramatically snap your phone shut after a text argument and
emotionally like you're already there. You're just doing that in
your head to everybody you walk by.

Speaker 7 (17:08):
I kind of do have a flip.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Slammer shut? What for you?

Speaker 9 (17:17):
Leo's yeah, Leo's for us.

Speaker 10 (17:18):
The two thousand strund that we are bringing back is
side bangs and digital camera photoshoots. Leo's Our Inner two
thousand and seven Diva is screaming. We have been caught
taking full on photo shoots with grainy iPhone filters, posing
like we're about to drop the next Britney album and
side bangs are next on our list, so watch out
for that.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
If you missed your horoscope today, they are all up
at Johnjenrich dot com. It's John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 23 (17:43):
Wake up with that.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Get up Rich, Time for stacks and hacks. I have
stax information, Rich has life hacks. This information I have
is really good today. If you ever want to embarrass
your kid in public, toss out a dad joke. It's
still the most efficient way to do it. One is
six parents say dad jokes and awful puns or the

(18:07):
top things that can make their kids cringe. Survey specificly
look at family vacations. Found the average parent embarrasses their
child two to four times per trip, and that is
one way to embarrass your kids.

Speaker 9 (18:18):
I wish that was just how my dad chose to
embarrass us. Just a dad joke.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
He goes deep into paint.

Speaker 9 (18:25):
Come on, man, that man has no filter.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
A nineteen year old college student damaged seventeen vehicles in August,
and he asked chatchupy t if he could go to
jail for the vandalism. The cops found the chat cheapt
conversation on his phone and charged him with felony property damage.

Speaker 9 (18:43):
Embarrassed, like that, Come on, dude, would be like that,
like at least think smart.

Speaker 8 (18:48):
But that's something I feel like people don't really calculate,
is that, like chattypt isn't like this private thing, right,
Like they're taking stuff from your chatchepete and giving you
ads some very fun stuff.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
There's a new health hack that I considered. When I
was reading about this, I thought maybe I could try,
but I don't know. It's on tictack TikTok. It's called
a fifty jump trend. The minute you get out of bed,
you jump in place fifty times. Oh that's cool. It's
supposed to be a quick way to get your blood
flowing first thing after waking up.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
I have seen the TikTok where they say that if
you jump one hundred times a day that you will
always have good muscles and you don't have to worry
about falling or any of that or not muscles but
good good bone density.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
Okay, this I think is very relatable and hilarious. At
the same time, a woman paid seven hundred dollars. She
had a sound in her car. It was making a
weird noise. She took it to the mechanic and they
could not fix what was wrong with They couldn't he
was make it a weird noise. Mechanics couldn't figure it out,

(19:47):
so they end up giving her a sixty thousand miles
tune up, which cost her seven hundred dollars. She brought
the car home, she realized that the sound was from
her phone connected to the Bluetooth and it was fireplacecape.
This is out here, this is under her car, and

(20:09):
the mechanics sit in the car and we don't know
what the hell it is. She's like, my car is
making a warm and inviting tone.

Speaker 9 (20:15):
Right, she probably just had that on to like go
to sleep at night.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Amazon announced a new AI feature for Ring cameras to
help find lost pets. You'll be able to connect with
other Ring users in your neighborhood and let them know
if your pet went missing. AI will automatically detect cats
and dogs and tell you if there's a possible match.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
That's cool.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Best horror movie from every year. It's official now every
year from two thousand and five until now. And I'm
not a horror movie fan, but I could tell you
I've heard you guys talk about like Insidious.

Speaker 9 (20:45):
Yeah, that's a scary.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Wow. That was number one scary movie in twenty ten.
Drave you the Hell? That was two thousand and nine,
The Cabinet Who was twenty eleven, twenty twelve Sinister.

Speaker 9 (20:55):
Yeah, Senate's ah, I actually really liked those movies.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Twenty thirteen was the Conjuring Love It, Get Out was
twenty seventeen, Yeah, twenty nineteen was Midsomar. Yeah, that one's creepy,
twenty two was Nope, yep. And the scariest movie twenty
twenty four is called I Saw the TV Glow. Never
heard of it? I heard that, never heard of it.
What you got for life hacks?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Rich, Okay, let's talk about your iPhones. All your phones
actually so now more than ever, most people are like
the five G network, and scientists say, we don't know
yet what that does to your brain. So of course
you don't want to have your phone to your ear
that much unless you're calling the show, then yes, please
do that. But they say the worst place is it

(21:36):
is by your bedside. So if you're one of those
people who use your phone for an alarm clock, and
that's your excuse to keep your phone by your bed,
experts now say, at least do us this favor. If
you don't have a separate alarm clock, keep your phone
across the room, set your alarm for as late as
you're gonna get up, so you don't have a bunch
of different alarms where you get you know, you just

(21:57):
hit stop or snooze or whatever. That way you don't
have that stuff going through your brain because they just
don't know in any time in history that anybody's ever
had that much stuff, that much electronic radiation five G
stuff going right into your skull. So please, if you
use your phone for an alarm clock, put it across
the room or maybe even in a different room, so
you have to get it up, get up, and then

(22:18):
turn it off. That happened many more at John Jayandrich
dot com.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
If you text us text JJR whatever is on your
mind to nine six eight nine three or cause at
eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven
Peyton was telling a story the other day, and I said, Peyton,
we got to do that on the radio. I want
to hear. And I don't think any of us know
the meat of the story, but we will have somebody
on the phone to help explain it. So, Peyton, the

(22:49):
story is what.

Speaker 10 (22:50):
So I am back living in my grandma's house and
the other day she was playing her really loud music.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
Wait, we should bring her up. We got your grandm
on the phone. We got mammye hey, mam hi. Okay.
So so Peyton's about that tells the story. So she
was playing her loud music.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 10 (23:06):
Saying, how you like to play your music in the morning,
and how the other day you and I went hit
for hit in the kitchen and I was telling everyone,
how I think Meme that you're a little bit of
like a top forty hater. You think that my generations
of music is trash, and I honestly kind of feel
feel actually said very true, And I honestly feel the
same exact way about her generation's music. I also think

(23:27):
it's pretty trash. And so we decided we were gonna
go hit for hit.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
So you're playing tracks.

Speaker 9 (23:35):
She played a song this was and then I played
a song.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
It's the gold Ender them be like, okay, that is
a good one.

Speaker 10 (23:41):
That was my goal, and I feel like the same
for her because it was like, I think you'll like
this one.

Speaker 21 (23:45):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
It was kind of maybe what music was Peyton playing
that you just don't like?

Speaker 12 (23:50):
Well, she plays what you play. The top forty were
all the girls singers. Because it was specifically about the
female singers. They all sound the same. It's kind of
like Lord did the original thing and then everybody copies
what she did, only they changed it up a little bit.
The lyrics are stupid. They're repetitive and boring, and it's

(24:14):
got no gap. And the girls might have good voices,
but they're like not they don't reach into your soul
and and pull on your your heart.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Well, you know, I could definitely tell you and Peyton
are related by your hot takes many.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
What's a song that pulls at your heartstrings? That does
that pulls at your soul?

Speaker 12 (24:35):
Well, we agree on loving you by many repretend.

Speaker 13 (24:39):
So we agreed on that.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
This song.

Speaker 9 (24:43):
I love this song?

Speaker 12 (24:49):
You remember and I know really.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Out Oh I know the song. I'm not a fan
at all.

Speaker 9 (24:55):
You don't like many represents.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
I don't like many repretaids.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
I don't remember when this came out, but I could
tell you this. You know who her daughter is?

Speaker 9 (25:02):
Yeah, it's may Ruin.

Speaker 10 (25:04):
Let me tell you guys this, This is that many
Ripperton Loving You is actually a song.

Speaker 9 (25:07):
I'm gonna walk down the aisle to.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
The song.

Speaker 9 (25:11):
When I listened to that song in the car by myself, I.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Cry, can you can I give you a suggestion instead?
Could you just do Kanye slow jams? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (25:22):
So we agreed on We agreed on Minnie Ripperton, And
so I was like, actually me, may I think you
would really like this song that just came out as
this new upcoming artist. Her name's Olivia Dean and she
sings a song called man I Need.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Okay? What did made me say to that? Did you
like that song? Are you men? What did you say?

Speaker 12 (25:55):
I loved her. She had a character and gut some
grit in her voice. You know, it's smooth, she's got
a nice step, she's got a good range, but she
sings like she's singing from her diaphragm and it's beautiful. Yeah,
And I really liked her. I only heard the one song.
So I hope I'm not going to be disappointed, but

(26:16):
I am going to actually listen to her and see
what it is.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
Yeah, and Mammy knows her music she styled in.

Speaker 10 (26:23):
Yeah, I mean, and I think that's why me and
my brother genuinely enjoy going to concerts and show so much.
My grandma took me to go see Metallica when I
was seven. We were in the pit.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
What's another song that you listen to that man may
presented to you?

Speaker 10 (26:34):
So the other one is by Maria Muldar Midnight at
the Oasis and you can be Mamy she and she
played this one for me because she knew I liked
Minie Ripperton and they kind of have the same inflection

(26:55):
a little bit on their voices.

Speaker 9 (26:56):
And I did enjoy this song. Did I add it
to my playlist?

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Midnight?

Speaker 24 (27:00):
No?

Speaker 25 (27:00):
Baby, that's the one song from Creek You never heard
of it?

Speaker 21 (27:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (27:06):
Well, I'm sure Rich didn't like this one either.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
No, I don't don't like that song again, honestly, I'm
talk Rich.

Speaker 12 (27:13):
And I bet you didn't like Brand New Key by
Melanie Oh.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
My god, No, those are all three fingernails on a
chalkbord for.

Speaker 9 (27:18):
Me, so then I played her raven Lone love Me
not a singer.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
And maybe did you like that song?

Speaker 12 (27:43):
It's stunk? So the last one, and I mean like
the last one got my body swam. This one had
me reaching for the volume to.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Turn it horrible.

Speaker 12 (27:57):
Okay, like that one, I said, let me hear a
couple more. So we went through several of her songs,
probably five or six yep, and I'm like, turn it off.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (28:07):
My brother Jalen and his boyfriend Alex had come over
and they had said that Doja Cats in her sixties era,
and so I was like, okay, let me play you
the Doja cat Thy album and those are the ones
that she was like.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
But then I played and then I played allmen.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Im pretient, not just update.

Speaker 24 (28:23):
And I'm gonna say to me.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
I have too much to have.

Speaker 9 (28:28):
In front.

Speaker 19 (28:30):
Yeah, come, since I didn't, I will grab my bride and.

Speaker 10 (28:36):
Okay like that, Well, she presented Eva Cassidy songbird.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Okay, now you got me this song.

Speaker 10 (28:44):
Come on, brilliant snooze.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
No, so Mammy's got some taste of like musical like singer.
The song is singing like and words that mean something.

Speaker 7 (29:03):
Also, you like the.

Speaker 12 (29:04):
Sound they love like I love Anthrax and Metallica, and
and I like pretty much every genre except rap and pop.

Speaker 9 (29:13):
Which is all the stuff that I listen. Yeah, meme.

Speaker 10 (29:17):
Though you did say though that you were down to
go to Drake with us, so like you would go
see Drake and he's a rapper.

Speaker 12 (29:23):
Yeah, that's because I've heard a lot of good things
about him, though I haven't heard them with my own ears.

Speaker 26 (29:28):
Very interested.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
I know a song I think you played first, she
would love what Cobra Starship. Well maybe thanks for jumping
on there with us. I think you're very very interesting,
very smart.

Speaker 12 (29:46):
Well, thank you, thank you very much. I am very
smart and thank god it passed down to my grandkids.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Love you. Oh wait hey maybe maybe real quick you there?
What's your favorite concert you've ever been to?

Speaker 27 (29:59):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (29:59):
Todd, run Grin and probably Alcapella. You're like who That
was probably the greatest cuntur that I ever want you.

Speaker 9 (30:11):
We went to see Leonard tell me to do.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
You have that album? That talented with just his mouth,
he didn't use any instrumental.

Speaker 12 (30:19):
Every single word and every note and every beat I
could sing a cheese from start to finish.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
That's actually a real good album. Million times you said
you could sing. Can you give us a little piece
of that album? Your favorite song from that album?

Speaker 24 (30:31):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (30:31):
Probably it's It's today, I am your chariot house tomorrow
on your alb's run, No one, geez, there we go.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
What a beautiful woman. Thank you so fast. Thanks for
jumping on there with us. MAE have a great day.

Speaker 13 (30:51):
By kids.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
I want to come over and use your toilet.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Thanks and her nice teams all a very what a
I wish I had?

Speaker 5 (30:59):
I need shash Peteta tell you how warm I feel
about her.

Speaker 9 (31:01):
She's really the best.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 7 (31:05):
She's like quintessential.

Speaker 10 (31:07):
Yeah, she really isn't She set us all up for success,
Like none of us have student loans at all because
of my grandma.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
She looks at her grandma.

Speaker 9 (31:13):
You want to see her.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
She has gray hair and the beehive.

Speaker 10 (31:16):
Well, her hair is actually short right now, her hair
short because it's growing back from the cancer that she
just kicked.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
That ass wear glasses, she doesn't wear glasses. That has
a pearl thing that holds the glasses up on her nose.

Speaker 9 (31:27):
Do you know what she does? Have purple streaks in
her hair?

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Did she wear the pat knees. I don't look like
I know grandma from here does not look does not
look like a her grandma at all.

Speaker 9 (31:37):
That's my grandma.

Speaker 7 (31:39):
She looks good.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
That's your grandma.

Speaker 17 (31:41):
Yeah, most I'm trying to find other pictures.

Speaker 9 (31:44):
Thought this is more recent. That one's more recent. Like
two different people, my mom and that's my grandma.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
I don't I mean they both like young, your mom
and your grandma. Wait, but the grandma pictured there looks
like a grandma. The first Granda picture was that her
and thirty?

Speaker 10 (32:00):
So no, this was her profile picture from two years ago,
the profile no answer, Yeah, okay, yeah, well, I.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Mean there she looks like she's thirty.

Speaker 9 (32:11):
This was thirty. This was three years ago, this picture two.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
All right, well, thank you. Let's post a picture of
Peyton's grandma. It'll be a back. John Jay Ridge on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Did I say, the holy what is what?

Speaker 5 (32:28):
I saw this thing on Reddit about the funniest thing
that's ever happened to you? While you're getting it on Brittany,
what happened to you? What happened?

Speaker 26 (32:37):
I was in my third termmester of pregnancy and it's
feeling pretty good and so obviously. It was about six
weeks before.

Speaker 14 (32:46):
I gave birth.

Speaker 26 (32:47):
Suddenly I started to feel a little bit nauseous, but
I wasn't concerned because I hadn't thrown up, you know,
like in months. And then all of a sudden, I
just threw up all over my husband.

Speaker 17 (32:57):
Oh my gosh, feel bad early into that.

Speaker 26 (33:00):
Now he's a sympathetic vomiter.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
So no, oh gosh.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
So did he throw up on you?

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Yes?

Speaker 23 (33:14):
You did.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
That is amazing when you threw up, Like, did he
keep going?

Speaker 26 (33:22):
Yeah, I did, just like all of a sudden just
came out.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Wow, that's so crazy. I'm gotta stay married after that,
There's nowhere else to go.

Speaker 9 (33:30):
I mean absolutely.

Speaker 10 (33:32):
I feel like if you pass that threshold of like
the gross things, then you're in love, true.

Speaker 9 (33:38):
Love for sure.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
All right, Brittany seven years Well, thank you for sharing
that beautiful, beautiful story.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Tell that story at your kid's wedding. Thanks Brittany, Thank you,
Jojo tell us about what happened. That was so funny
while you guys were doing it.

Speaker 28 (33:56):
Okay, so this is like five and a half years ago.
My husband, I'm in Vegas. During the day, we basically
don't leave the room because we're celebrating and you know,
doing our thing. Well it's the middle of the afternoon,
and uh, my husband's not a very vocal guy, and
I always asking, you know, while we're having relations, if

(34:18):
he could, you know, express himself a little more. So
I'm like, face the opposite way from the door, and
he starts yelling and I don't know what he's yelling,
but I'm like, all right, like he's so into it.
And afterwards, you know, I'm talking to him, you know,
we're laying in bed and I say to him like,
you know, like, well, like you were right galling really

(34:38):
into it, and he starts laughing and I'm like, what
are you laughing about? And he's like, well, the housekeeper
walked in.

Speaker 25 (34:44):
And I'm like what if?

Speaker 28 (34:45):
And he's like, the housekeeper walked.

Speaker 16 (34:47):
In and I'm like, he's like can I yelled at
her to get out? And I'm like, but you can
even stop, like you just you never even take a break.
He's like, well, I could tell you we're almost there,
and the want you have to start all over again,
so I just kept going.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
So you thought you thought him yelling can't out was
a turn on? Like yeah, he's into it.

Speaker 16 (35:10):
I don't know what he was yelling. I just heard
him yelling, I'm into it, Like I don't know what
the hell.

Speaker 24 (35:14):
You're saying, get out, do not disturbed, do not disturb,
And you're like you're like, yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 14 (35:23):
I just happy.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
We gotta light checkout, We gotta light check out. Yeah baby,
yeah baby.

Speaker 16 (35:31):
Honestly, that was just like the best thing ever.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Like I thought he was like, all right, you know,
every time she orders like a cleaning service to come
by every time.

Speaker 25 (35:42):
When they started, yeah, well, I thought we had the
sign hanging, but I guess it's falling because I was
gonna go complain, like what the hell you know the
do not disturb size hanging?

Speaker 28 (35:53):
But I realized in its falling down.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
You guys are rocking that room. You were rocking that room, Jojo.
Have a great day. Thank you for calling it. Thank
you for listening, Jojo.

Speaker 13 (36:02):
Yeah, I'm a good one.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Eight seven seven ninety three seven four seven. Share with
us something funny that happened while you're getting it on.
We'll get into it next. It's John Jay and Rich
What what's up?

Speaker 9 (36:16):
Every good gun? He's a little dumb every black boy
he's a little lom if he put it down on
the pick it up buddy.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Hi Kelly, how are you Hi?

Speaker 12 (36:25):
Good?

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Okay Kelly. Somebody on Reddit they posted this question. They said,
share with us something funny that happened while you're getting
it on. And before I get into this list, I
hear you have one.

Speaker 24 (36:37):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Well, So I was in Canada on a business trip
and I sent my husband a talkless photo and then
the next day he's at church, right and he texts
me and he's like, you know what the ways it
just happened? My daughter she was like probably eat at
the time, and she's like she likes to play this
app on his phone where she edits photos, and so

(36:59):
she was playing on the phone and he's like, what
are you doing.

Speaker 29 (37:02):
He's like, I'm putting clothes on, mommy.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
My photo and she's sitting there in church in the
pew playing you know this editing day.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
That's good, terrifying, that's good, Kelly.

Speaker 23 (37:18):
You know.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
So some one of the posts somebody put on Reddit,
a guy goes, a guy squeeze his wife's boob and
Jess then a train went by and blasted his horn.
That's funny, that's so great. A guy's pet cockatil had
learned to mimic his mother in law's laugh and kept
doing it, and the husband eventually stopped. Said, I can't
do this with your mother in law, with your mother

(37:39):
laughing at him. It's the bird, Kelly. I have a
great day. Thank you for listening.

Speaker 14 (37:44):
Thank you by.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Eight seven seven nine seven. The funniest thing that happened
while you're getting it on, Julie, what's going on?

Speaker 24 (37:51):
Hi?

Speaker 29 (37:51):
Yeah? So I was at a house party and my
roomate had invited all these guys over, but we had
a brand new kitten. She likes to knock over everyone's
beer bottles, and so she was in my room and
one of the guys decided that he wanted to go

(38:11):
in my room and we were trying to have fun,
and the kitten kept climbing all over his back and
he would toss her off, and then she'd climb back
on his back.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Oh my god, did you guys laugh?

Speaker 20 (38:23):
I did?

Speaker 16 (38:23):
He did not.

Speaker 29 (38:24):
After about like two or three times, he just got
up and left, and I just stayed in the room
with the cat laughing for the next ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
But did you just meet him? That night.

Speaker 29 (38:34):
Yeah, it was fine. I don't even remember the guy's name.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
That's good stuff, all right, Julie, thanks for calling in,
Thanks for sharing that story with us.

Speaker 29 (38:42):
Yeah, I had a good day.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Holly, what happened to you? Funny thing that happened while
you're getting it on?

Speaker 14 (38:47):
Oh goodness, I can't believe I'm revealing.

Speaker 15 (38:49):
This husband was in the military.

Speaker 28 (38:51):
We picked him up from base.

Speaker 14 (38:54):
We were at his mom's house. Things weren't eating up
as they do.

Speaker 13 (38:58):
He became all relied and with that lit out a
really big exhale that when he kind of raised up
a little bit, He's just like, I started to lose it,
and I think he could feel me starting to last
if you catch my drifts. So I just stuck my

(39:19):
head in his neck and buried it and.

Speaker 16 (39:22):
Just wait until the end.

Speaker 13 (39:24):
And then when all was well, we absolutely lost our
last for thirty minutes and we we still don't know
where that sound came from.

Speaker 21 (39:36):
I think it came from a big toe.

Speaker 12 (39:37):
I don't know, but it was down deep.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Was crazy.

Speaker 15 (39:44):
Just got it one with mister d.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
On this reddit. On this reddit exchange, noises are quite
a there's quite a few of them. A guy Apparently
a guy accidentally made a noise that sounded like Chewbacca.

Speaker 18 (39:59):
That's awesome, the guy.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
So, a guy goes, A guy said I'll be right back.
He left the room. He said, I'll be right back.
He left the room. At the exact same time, the
guy and the girl both heard each other tooting different ones.
You're not alone, you're not alone. And then this happened.
Right after they were doing it. Someone's sleep app turned

(40:23):
on recording them and they flagged it as animals animal sounds.

Speaker 26 (40:29):
Well, okay, I want to keep going because you got a.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Great laugh so much.

Speaker 13 (40:37):
Oh, I haven't even gotten mourned out yet, so.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
Someone someone's Google home speaker like Alexa. They responded when
they were doing it, said I don't understand your request,
of course. Not a guy. A guy blew his knee
out switching positions. It wasn't funny for him, but he

(41:02):
had to have surgery and his wife couldn't stop laughing.

Speaker 7 (41:15):
I love Holly.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Oh my gosh, can you move in with us? The
funniest thing that happened while you're getting it on This
person said five words glow in the dark condom.

Speaker 13 (41:24):
Whoa Yeah, I'm intrigued but confused. How is that gonna happen?
You're gonna look down?

Speaker 5 (41:35):
I don't know. That's rich that one.

Speaker 12 (41:38):
Don't don't ever think music.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Bring Holly, You're a joy. It's great talking to you.
Thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 13 (41:55):
And one last thing, I'll listen to you almost every
day that I can. But I haven't forgotten about it.
But a few months back ago, y'all had the shower conversation.

Speaker 14 (42:03):
Do you wash your legs?

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (42:05):
Up until that point, I never thought about it, but
I do now. O good that I do now, And
I even sugar scrub them to exfoliate, so I go
above and beyond.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
All right, Holly, have a great day. Thank you for listening,
y'all to.

Speaker 24 (42:17):
Rock on Man for you.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
How's daughter Addie in the studio? Good morning Addie? Hi,
I understand you want to come in and you wanted
to host a game today.

Speaker 9 (42:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
What's the name of your game?

Speaker 27 (42:30):
It's called are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Oh? Okay, well, Case, and I'm in fifth grade.

Speaker 27 (42:39):
Are you smarter than this fifth grader?

Speaker 24 (42:42):
Let's find out.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Case. Good morning? How are you? Good morning?

Speaker 22 (43:01):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Are you smarter than a fifth grader.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
I don't know, I might be Okay.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Well, you are playing for Blink one any two tickets,
innings festival. Let us play, Addy, What are the rules
or just playing?

Speaker 7 (43:12):
Just answer that question correctly?

Speaker 27 (43:14):
Yeah, okay, we're starting with John Jay. Subject is science.
What is the only planet in our solar system that
rotates on its side? On its side?

Speaker 5 (43:27):
First? Hey, hey, it's questions for me caseon.

Speaker 23 (43:31):
Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 27 (43:34):
Are you sure.

Speaker 9 (43:37):
Correct?

Speaker 27 (43:38):
It's here?

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Why is that? Why is that so funny to you?
It's just a planet.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
I don't want that, you know.

Speaker 9 (43:56):
Why it's funny?

Speaker 27 (44:00):
On the rich, The subject is social studies. What document
begins with the words we the people?

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Declaration of in dependent.

Speaker 9 (44:11):
I don't know that. He was pretty firm and except that.

Speaker 8 (44:17):
No, I mean he did correct it, though I were
not smarter than we are now far.

Speaker 9 (44:22):
No, all right?

Speaker 5 (44:23):
The Declaration of Constitution?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
It is the constitution.

Speaker 9 (44:29):
But independence is health?

Speaker 27 (44:32):
What part of the human body controls balance?

Speaker 9 (44:36):
Your brain? Dang it?

Speaker 27 (44:39):
No, no, but I wouldn't guess this one. It's the
inner ear that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
I like you said a buzzer.

Speaker 10 (44:48):
You're like, no, that totally makes sense. Because don't people
like I have that ring in the ear and then
they fall Yes, yes, I was on the right track
with the brain kind of kind of.

Speaker 27 (45:00):
Okay, Cason, the subject is e l A. What's the
term for a comparison using the words like her.

Speaker 11 (45:09):
As, oh my goodness, I'm blinking.

Speaker 15 (45:15):
Uh oh you answer, let's see like or as.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Oh my goodness, I might not be smarter than.

Speaker 15 (45:28):
A fifth grader.

Speaker 27 (45:30):
The answer was the simile.

Speaker 7 (45:33):
Oh my gosh, no points on the board after round.

Speaker 9 (45:38):
Smart summer just got over right.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
No, it's very much been in session for a while.
Hopefully ever can redeem themselves around two.

Speaker 27 (45:48):
Ray Then what nature is the body's main source of energy?

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Carbon?

Speaker 10 (46:04):
I'm not close carbs car carbisby It's like a little Kyle.

Speaker 27 (46:14):
Okay, rich Bar your subject is science?

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Science.

Speaker 27 (46:18):
What ancient civiliation built Machu Picchu in the Indies?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Mantains and that one's I believe that is the minions
that built Manchu Pichumm.

Speaker 27 (46:32):
Incorrect, it's the Inca, the.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Inca Inca Empire. I would have gone with. Sorry, still
it's on the board.

Speaker 9 (46:41):
Let's see if I can save the day.

Speaker 27 (46:44):
Peyton, You're your subject is l a in the phrase
the lightning flash brightly. What part of speech is the
word brightly?

Speaker 9 (46:56):
The lightning flashed brightly a setup word?

Speaker 27 (47:04):
No, it's an adverb.

Speaker 9 (47:09):
Okay, so is the set up ward?

Speaker 7 (47:12):
No, it's called an out.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (47:17):
Case, and you're in a really really good spire because
literally nobody has scored a that.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
So all you have to do is get this right.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
Yeah, I know, I think fifth grade. She's gotten a
lot harder lately.

Speaker 7 (47:31):
All you have to do is get this question correct,
and you win the.

Speaker 9 (47:34):
Tickets to innings fest.

Speaker 27 (47:36):
Okay, you're your subject is social studies before Washington, d C?
What city was the first capital of the United States?

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Tell him to be quiet? You help you get help?

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Sorry, that is that is the book keeper.

Speaker 24 (47:58):
We don't have a bookkeeper New York paying for Yeah, yeah, York.

Speaker 17 (48:04):
Looks like Jason is the one smarter than in the
case's bookkeeper.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Good job, I thought it was okay, all right, you
got your tickets. You're gonna go see Blink Monday to
an eating festial. Congratulations, Thank you so very much.

Speaker 9 (48:23):
Dunk it up. That was really bad.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Sorry, don't look at example next time you put can
you put? Are you smarter? Than a first grader, next next.

Speaker 27 (48:33):
Time, probably next year. Are you smarter than a sixth.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Oh you're assuming you're gonna make it to the next grade. Yeah,
you think you're gonna advance. You're that smart? All right,
that's our game, John J.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Rich, Yeah, he got a wake up.

Speaker 9 (48:57):
John Jay and Ridge, wake you up.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Morning, QUINNO. What's going on?

Speaker 22 (49:03):
Thanks for holding Thank you for having me.

Speaker 15 (49:05):
So.

Speaker 22 (49:06):
I am bisexual, always has been. It's never been a
big deal whatsoever. But I like help. I don't know
what to do about this.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Okay, we are professionals in the bisexual world, are we
We are?

Speaker 7 (49:25):
We aren't, but we will try to help you.

Speaker 9 (49:26):
Let us know what we're going on.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
I would say we are professionals of the bisexual world. Well,
I know Peyton used to date girls, now pays engaged
to a guy.

Speaker 10 (49:35):
I guess on paper that would consider me as bisexual,
even though I don't identify with the women anymore.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Didn't John Jay? Didn't you come on on a quiz?
Didn't you take a quiz to see how bisex? Yeah?
And I went to a community college. So we're all good.
So what's your what's your situation? Quinn?

Speaker 22 (49:54):
So play family has always been supportive of me being bisexual,
so I like, I never really needed to announce it.
But the other day, my sister was over at my
place and I mentioned there's this girl that I've been seeing,
and I guess my roommate was eavesdropping was in the kitchen,

(50:16):
but didn't say anything at the time. So later on
that night she pulled me to the side and she
was acting weird and she said to me, I didn't
know that you liked women, and you know, I had
told her like confirmed to her, like, yes, I do.
Is that a problem? And then she hits me with

(50:39):
It's fine as long as you don't hit on me,
you know, And then after that she's just been acting
weird around me, like I'm some kind of threat or
freak or something. And the crazy thing is, like it's
wild is because like it's like, girl, you're not even

(51:00):
my type, Like calm down.

Speaker 9 (51:04):
Did you say that to her?

Speaker 8 (51:05):
Like or were you just kind of like dumbfounded, Like okay,
I was.

Speaker 22 (51:10):
So doumbfounded about it. It's just like I don't know
what to say that sounds because.

Speaker 8 (51:16):
I almost feel like if you were, like you're not
really my type, she would oh, and then she might
get offended, like why am I not your type? Then
she be acting weird a different way, like trying to
make herself your type.

Speaker 9 (51:26):
For sure.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
You're like, you're not even You're not a whole snack,
You're not even half a snack.

Speaker 7 (51:32):
I just don't need you hitting on me.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
You're not my type?

Speaker 9 (51:34):
Why not?

Speaker 18 (51:35):
Right?

Speaker 8 (51:38):
I guess I'm saying maybe communication could help, because that
if she's feeling like now, maybe uncomfortable for whatever reason,
like maybe you being like, dude, get.

Speaker 7 (51:47):
Over yourself because I'm not into you anyway, she might
put her in her place.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
She's making it her business when none of it's her business, right.

Speaker 7 (51:54):
Yeah, because she's eavesdropping anyway.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
Look, let me tell you guys what it is. It's
pure ignorance, That's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is.
She's just not educated in that world. She must be
naive or you know, didn't grow up with the openness
that most of us have been. You know what I mean.
Are you going to meet a girl that's straight and
I go, well, hey, you're not my type. That wouldn't
you know what I mean? That wouldn't happen.

Speaker 9 (52:17):
For sure, So weird no, I think you're absolutely right.
I think it is ignorance, John j.

Speaker 10 (52:21):
Because there was a time where when I was dating
a girl and then I was kind of single and
I was just dating around. I was dating men, I
was dating women, and then I.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
Met do have expertise in bisexual? I guess, so okay?

Speaker 10 (52:33):
And then I met the love of my life, kadem
when I'm about to marry, and here there was many
of conversations like when I was on the apps and
it was like, oh, you date, you date girls, so
like can.

Speaker 9 (52:43):
We do a threesome? Can we read a girl? And
you know you're gross?

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Like just because made it, I'd make that work no
matter what, no matter who was.

Speaker 9 (52:51):
Of course, of course you would, John Jay. But you're right.

Speaker 10 (52:53):
It's like the ignorance, like just because you have a
sexual preference doesn't mean that the person that I'm talking
to is my only sex.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
It's like when you meet someone who's gay and then
you mean, no, no, someone else that's gay, and you
think I might get to set them up because they're
both gay.

Speaker 9 (53:05):
It doesn't work. Like I think, I seriously.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Think Rich's wedding they had the gay table.

Speaker 7 (53:15):
Like how long have you guys been roommates quick.

Speaker 9 (53:17):
Good question.

Speaker 22 (53:21):
A few months and everything.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Talking through a Pringles camp. Are you on a speakerphone? No,
I'm sounds better. No, Kyle, bisexual things.

Speaker 9 (53:40):
Kyle hit it absolutely right.

Speaker 10 (53:42):
I think you kind of need to make her check herself, like,
get over yourself, babe, like you're not my type.

Speaker 9 (53:47):
Listen.

Speaker 10 (53:47):
I understand that you might not be used to a
situation like this, but I would never cross that boundary
in the first place. I hope we can live in
a space where we can both openly be ourselves. But
you definitely need to make her like her.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
And then openly flirt with her.

Speaker 9 (54:02):
No, don't do that. Please, don't sleep with your roommate. Quiet.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
I'd be superst Why Quinn, we help you out there?

Speaker 22 (54:10):
Yeah, I think it definitely helps out a lot.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
Thank you so much, you got it, Thanks for listening,
Thanks for calling in. I'm glad you came to us.

Speaker 15 (54:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
God.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
So this is a little behind the scenes stuff. My
wife asked me a couple about a week ago about
a certain employee here in the building. She was have
you seen so and so, Like, Oh, I don't know,
I haven't. And it's a girl that she grew up with,
and she happens to work here. You know, I haven't
seen her. So I take the stairs now, and I
never see anybody in this stairwell. It's just me. Yesterday,

(54:54):
I'm leaving and I get into the stairwell and I'm
We're on the fourth floor and I'm walking down a
stairwell and it's and also I hear like high heel
shoes like walking up the stairwell. I'm like, oh my god. Now,
keep in mind, it's like eleven thirty, you know what
I mean, Like if it was early in the morning,
you'd be kind of scary, you know. Yeah, But so
I hear these high hills shoes walking up, walking up,
walking up, and I'm walking down, and then finally our

(55:16):
paths crossed and it's her, the woman that my wife
grew up with. I'm like, oh, I go, hey she
was Hey. She keeps walking up and I walk down
and I can't wait to tell my wife, Hey, she's
still here. She said works here. So I walked down
and I stop and I can hear her continue walking
up to the fourth floor, and I grab my phone
to text my wife and hey, she's still She's still here.

(55:36):
And I hear the woman get to the door on
the fourth floor, and you know, before you open the
door to come into our floor, I hear like right,
and I'm like, oh, yeah, it's fourth floor. It's a workout, right,
I mean yeah, And then she rips the biggest fart
in the world that echoes in the hallway. Amazing.

Speaker 8 (55:59):
It's like, I get it, you want to get that
out before you go.

Speaker 7 (56:03):
Into but you hear it.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
I think you hear the shoes. And then she kicks
open the door and I was like, oh my god,
she doesn't know that I'm down here, and it echoed
through the whole stairwell. I can't have some thinking about it.
So I died my wife and she still works there,
and she just ripped the biggest too.

Speaker 7 (56:23):
It's so funny coming from you, John Jay, because like
you two every day like two Yeah, to be shocked
by someone else's toot.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
All the people the fart in front of, like John
Jay is not the one you want because that word's
gonna get out.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
But that's the thing about toots. They're funny, Yeah, especially
when you hear it and it's unexpected, you know, like
if you're in a yoga classes on far It's it's funny.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
It might have been surprised by that, you know, because
you probably don't think that's gonna escape going upstairs, right,
So I don't think.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
You know, I think the way there was force, it
wasn't hurt. It was Yeah, I'm surprised. Maybe I don't
know if Kyle would hear it with her hearing, probably
what happened to yesterday with your hearing.

Speaker 7 (57:08):
It was so dumb.

Speaker 8 (57:08):
So I'm sitting there and I'm having a conversation with
my husband, and let me give you a.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
Little bit of background.

Speaker 8 (57:14):
So, like lately he's been on this new it's not
really like a diet, but he's eating totally differently, like
he's eating less carbs, and I've kind of been.

Speaker 7 (57:23):
Joking with him about it.

Speaker 8 (57:24):
The other night we were at dinner and I was like,
how's the Atkins diet going.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
He's like, it's no Okins diet.

Speaker 8 (57:28):
And so so that's kind of been a topic of
conversation with us. So just just yesterday he said something
and because I said, what's that package on the counter,
and he said, it's my gluten free surprise.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
And I was like, now you're.

Speaker 8 (57:45):
Gluten free is your gluten free surprise. And he gives
me the strangest look. He's like, what did you just say?
I said, didn't you just say it's your gluten free surprise?
Like now I'm confused, like I can't keep up with
your eating it lately. And he's like, I said, it's
my free gift from Whoop?

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Whoop? Is that Whoop? Is that fitness tracker band?

Speaker 28 (58:13):
Right?

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (58:14):
He and apparently he's like a member and every month
he gets to pick a new prize or whatever, and
he got a new band.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
I was like, so, didn't even sound close to.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Gluten tree Surprise.

Speaker 7 (58:29):
No, this is getting really bad.

Speaker 8 (58:32):
You know my defense the landscape is in the backyard,
and I can hear his boom, you know what I mean.

Speaker 9 (58:38):
He's like, okay, cow.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
You and I need to go get a hearing tractice.

Speaker 8 (58:43):
It's starting to it's like not even you can't even
see how I would get that.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
If I'm in the kitchen and my wife's in the
nut like facing another way, and she talks to me
and go, what I can't hear you. I can't hear you.

Speaker 10 (58:54):
It's like terrible, terrible, worried about you, guys, headphones.

Speaker 9 (58:58):
Get that figure.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
I don't know who's worse. Your back. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 7 (59:01):
It's because I literally, like, I mean, we.

Speaker 8 (59:03):
Wear headphones for work every day, and it's like they're
pretty loud. But I mean, even growing up is far
back to me being like six years old, I would
put headphones on when when anything would bother me, I
would put headphones on.

Speaker 7 (59:14):
I would go in my room and I would just.

Speaker 8 (59:15):
Blast the music because that's what would.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
Like make me feel better, like calm me down. So
I knew I was like ruining my ear drums from them.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Later free surprise.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
That sounds delightful, though, I would like to know about
a gluten free surprise.

Speaker 7 (59:29):
Apparently it doesn't exist.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
I have the gluten free surprise. You've got. It comes
out here bread. This is John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
From the car to the office.

Speaker 15 (59:40):
Blake out with them every morning, John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
She thanks for holding thank you. What's up?

Speaker 11 (59:46):
Man?

Speaker 23 (59:47):
Uh? I saw I recently met this and she's kind
of amazing. This woman, she's gorgeous, she's super smart, hilarious.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
I just I'm excited and and they' them is though.
The reason I'm calling is I.

Speaker 23 (01:00:02):
Can't seem to pronounce her name.

Speaker 6 (01:00:06):
Right, and I know I'm going to mess it up.

Speaker 23 (01:00:11):
While I'm doing like her name, she says it's pronounced,
but I keep messing it up, and she keepss having
to correct me over and over and over again, and
I'm worried it's really starting.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
To annoy her.

Speaker 23 (01:00:31):
It's sometimes it's sorsia. Sometimes it's even now I'm like,
oh no, am I saying it right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
While I'm saying it to you.

Speaker 23 (01:00:39):
I try to say sha, but sometimes it's sores, like if.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
You look how it's how it's spelled, like s A
O R. Yeah, it's it's.

Speaker 23 (01:00:48):
It breaks my brain and introducing her to my friends
is a struggle, like I I feel like that guy
on the I can't make a free throw, like everybody
just looks at me like he's up up the line
again every time I try to introduce her. And I
thought about giving her a nickname too. I thought about
doing that, like hey, sure, shirt or so.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
How do you spell let's spell it out? How do
you spell it?

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
S A oh I R S E.

Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
I think, isn't there an actress serious?

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
I don't want to say her name too.

Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
I feel like I've heard people say it twenty movies like.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
A Girl from Succession. Her character's name ship Javon was
spelled so weird.

Speaker 9 (01:01:35):
Yeah, it's like speed, like.

Speaker 18 (01:01:37):
Yeah, so it's.

Speaker 23 (01:01:39):
English, but it's not English, like it's that whole thing
where I'm looking at it and it breaks my brain
And I don't know if I could give her a
nickname and how she feel about that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
The good news is, do you have She's probably used
to people mispronouncing her name, But also.

Speaker 8 (01:01:51):
If you start dating someone and they keep mispronouncing your name,
you're like, dude, you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Got to work on it. You got to stay right,
You got to lock yourself in a.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Room and pronounce it. I heard it. I just looked
it up. It's it's oh, it's coming s A O
I R S E. Is that it? I have that?
It's from It's Irish. Yes, let's see here I have
you want to bring me? I have this? This is
how do you pronounce this name? Irish wordia, freedom, liberty.
It's been only you since the nineteen twenties and has

(01:02:21):
strong patrick. It sounds like shop to call her sir.

Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
Don't call her sir.

Speaker 8 (01:02:29):
You know, if it means liberty, you could just that
could be the nickname, yeah, right, or longer nickname.

Speaker 9 (01:02:34):
You got to get it right until you get to
that point in your relationship where you can just like
give her a nickname where babe, where it's just babe,
and then you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Like for us, it's easy because we're we're thinking about
the way it sounds. But if you see it spelled outright,
you don't want to say Sirsia. So I kind of
get what your problem is.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
But you gotta either every time I, yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:02:57):
I meet somebody, I immediately question myself right and like
the right than just letting it rolling off the tongue.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Okay, listen, we called her hold on, okay, hold on, Sirsha, Yeah,
am I saying your name right? How do you say
your name?

Speaker 15 (01:03:15):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
That's Rightsia, Well you're freak.

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
It's very easy. We were just a little confused, so
just curious. We uh, Keith, you want to say hi?

Speaker 24 (01:03:30):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
Here's the deal Sia. Keith called us and said, I
found I found this amazing girl. She's amazing. I just
can't I'm confused saying her name. I don't know exactly
how to say it. So we wanted to call you
and figure out exactly how to say it.

Speaker 13 (01:03:48):
Okay, Yeah, you know I get that a lot when
you look at.

Speaker 15 (01:03:51):
How it's spelled. I guess, but like, it's really not
that hard.

Speaker 22 (01:03:55):
You just did it.

Speaker 15 (01:03:57):
Like I don't understand how you can't just spell it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Yeah, So here's what here's what he should do, Keith, Keith,
just go like Thatairsha, say it over and over again
and then I think you'll get her memorized. Yeah, Keith,
you own head. All right, Sirsha, thank you so much
for the time. It's a beautiful name.

Speaker 15 (01:04:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
It's like Sirsha and destroy Yeah, okay, all right, Keith,
thanks for coming to us, man, thanks for calling in.

Speaker 23 (01:04:29):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
All right, bye bye. I like that we help people
so much here with ways that never thought were possible.
They call us instead of him googling how to say Sirsha.
He came to us instead of asking Sirsha how to
say her name. But I get it. I get it.
You don't want to again. I know it's sound, Jane, rich.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Both, It's beautiful, says.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
It, John, Jay and Richard morning. James.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Oh, hello, okay, I really need to take on this.

Speaker 27 (01:05:06):
See.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
I started a new job about three months ago and
by and large has been awesome so far, Like my
boss is great, teen vibes are solid. I've just been
working in settling in pretty well. But the office ten
year anniversary party is coming up, and I've got an issue.
Set the guys in my department, most of them are married,

(01:05:30):
and they've they've kind of hinted that no one really
brings their lives.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
To this thing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
And they didn't tell me not to bring my wife,
but it was definitely given, like this is our guys
night energy, you know, like it's like an unspoken tradition
to go lose without the plus ones. And look, here's
a problem. My wife is home all day with our

(01:06:00):
two little.

Speaker 21 (01:06:00):
Kids and she never gets a night out. She's good
to come, and you know, I mean, honestly, I would
love to bring her with me, but you know now
I just feel weird, Like, you know, if I bring her,
am I breaking some unwritten rule and I'm just making
things awkward at the office, and it's I'm just going
to make things worse there. But then if I leave

(01:06:20):
her at home, am I just going along with something
that doesn't even sit right with me? I don't know
what would you guys do?

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
I mean, could you not go out unless it's work related?
Could you just not take your wife out anyway on
a different night.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
I mean, I guess, but it would still like I
feel like it'd be cutting her out of this specific thing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
It feels weird to like be like, well I didn't
take to hear I can take it out somewhere else.
It still feels like it's like cutting her out of
a part of my life.

Speaker 10 (01:06:53):
Yeah, I'm kind of like that would seem a little
shady to me and be like, well, why can't I
go to your thing?

Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
Like what are you and your little new friends up too?

Speaker 15 (01:07:00):
You know?

Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
I kind of feel like like we've had something like
this at our work before, Like there was a holiday
party and all the all the years leading up to
this one year you could bring your spouse to the party,
and this one year they said no spouse is like
you can't bring anyone. And it did feel awkward, but
it was kind of like you still got to kind
of show up for work and like glut hand and

(01:07:20):
talk to people and stuff like that a little bit,
and then it's like you just have a conversation with
your spouse and be like I know this is kind
of weird. This isn't what I really want, Like, I'd
really rather have you there, But it's kind of the
thing that, like, but the war people are telling me
this doesn't happen. But I can't wait to come home
and tell you all the wild stories you know that happened.
And I think if you have a trusting relationship, it'll

(01:07:41):
be okay, just.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
A grunt, that's how you get.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Okayle, you did great.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
I think another option, James, how long you been there?

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
Yeah, I mean I've only been there about three months.
I'm settling in still.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
Okay. Another option is just quit bring my wife to
this party. I don't think so I am out of here.
Screw you, screw you, You're cool, screw you, that's what
I would say.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Oh, I don't think that's gonna go over too well.
It is a good job, like most of the time.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Okay, Well, yeah, your wife, Almola, you gotta do you
gotta do it up right. You gotta ask her what
she would love to do and then do that and
then to work things a.

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
Work thing.

Speaker 21 (01:08:33):
That makes sense. Yeah, I guess it's one of those things.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Were just kind of need to talk to her, communicate.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
All right, brother, Thanks for calling him. Hope, we have
a job. Okay, ok Billie Eilish tickets. Hello, Sierra, Hi, Hi, Nick,

(01:09:00):
what game were you gonna play?

Speaker 17 (01:09:02):
It's a brand new game, you guys. You know we're
giving away Billy Eis tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
We're gonna call this game Silly Billy and it's all
based around the name Get This Billy and famous Billies.

Speaker 17 (01:09:16):
So I'm gonna play a clip and if you know
the Billy that I'm referring to, you get a point. Okay, Okay,
she's nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
It's okay.

Speaker 17 (01:09:26):
It's gonna be great, sire, It's gonna be the most
fun you ever had. We're gonna start with John Jay.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Kill Bill kill.

Speaker 17 (01:09:44):
A minute.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
I'm here somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
Sounded like a good job show. Thanks for listening to
hear it first.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Singamourning Page doesn't usually join us till about eight fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
John Jay on the board is one rich.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
He could be back for that playoff game, But the
way it looks here, I don't think so. I think
this guy may be through for the year. Oh hmmm,
jo j for the steal. Yeah, I don't know, I
don't know it. Bill Scar's guard Okay, I think that
is O. J. Simpson, who played for the Buffalo Bills.
Oh my gosh, j I'm in the mind of Nick,

(01:10:34):
the mind of Nick.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
The most famous Buffalo bill of all time?

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
Why is there O J.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Simpson?

Speaker 17 (01:10:43):
Okay, not famous for anything else anyway, moving on, Peyton.

Speaker 9 (01:10:54):
That's Bill from the office, Bill.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
From the Office. Okay, anybody else have a guess? No,
of course incorrect.

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
No, I don't want to say. Okay, say my bills.

Speaker 17 (01:11:04):
Okay, we were looking for of course, you guys, one two, three,
A billy goes.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
I almost say that I should have said that.

Speaker 17 (01:11:15):
Oh my god, you're doing great. Two points for John
Jay in this game. Nobody else on the board yet.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Kyle, I'm just a bill.

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
Yes, I'm only a bill, and I'm sitting here on Kapiton.

Speaker 17 (01:11:31):
Here Cosby, Okay, it's it is not Hayden.

Speaker 10 (01:11:38):
That's the bill literally like the government scroll bill that
you learn like in.

Speaker 9 (01:11:42):
School from schoolhouse Rosnel.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
I'm a little could have just been bill.

Speaker 17 (01:11:51):
Should have just said bill Bill minus Cosby would have
been correct.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
But that's okay, Kyle. Uh So, thus far, John J.

Speaker 17 (01:11:59):
Two points, Peyton one point, and we'll move on now.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
To Sierra, back to back to.

Speaker 23 (01:12:09):
That.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
I'm not a fool.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Did you say? Alright?

Speaker 17 (01:12:17):
We've got a game, folks. We're rolling into round two.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
John J.

Speaker 17 (01:12:21):
Two points, Peyton one point, see Era one point, John Jay.

Speaker 16 (01:12:27):
Human sacrifice, Dogs and cats living together, Massisterio.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
That's Jeff Daniels, I think after Jeff Daniels. So he played.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Name going the wrong way. He's going the wrong way.

Speaker 17 (01:12:47):
Bill Billy Okay, Billy is incorrect. Guess kind of yeah,
go ahead, it is Bill, Peter Bankman, good job though,
John J.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
So Kyle now on the board, Rich Rich.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
If your left hand sees how much fun your right
hand is having, you won't want to be left out.

Speaker 17 (01:13:11):
Billy Cosby, How did Rich get those two?

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
That's weird?

Speaker 17 (01:13:19):
Okay, Bill Cosby is correct? Really famous, Bill, good job?
Rich one point there, John J. Still leave with two points.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Uh, Peyton, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:13:27):
Gonna listen to him.

Speaker 19 (01:13:28):
A story about a man named jaed to poor him
out near Barley, kept his family fad and then one
day he.

Speaker 24 (01:13:34):
Was shooting nets and food and up through the ground.

Speaker 9 (01:13:36):
Comba Bubble and Billy Bob Thornton.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Billy Bob Thornton.

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
John J. Steele Okay, go ahead, John Jay. Beverly Hill, Billy.

Speaker 17 (01:13:44):
See Beverly Hill Billy?

Speaker 9 (01:13:49):
What even is that? Beverly. I'm I'm not buying.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
That's why that was a great sitcoms.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
They found oil on their land and moved to Beverly Hills.
It was the original Fresh principel area. But then he
was also a movie not all right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
So now John Jay commanding laid with three points, Kyle,
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 17 (01:14:11):
We got four minute slept, so I'm I gonna do it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:16):
Poor jaw James.

Speaker 7 (01:14:18):
That's Billy Joe Armstrong.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
From the iHeart Radio Music Festival fifteen years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
You were standing right there. Who is that long ago?

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
It was pretty I think it's twenty twelve. Wow, So
good job, Kyle. Sierra. I am praying for you here.

Speaker 20 (01:14:38):
I am too. I need another point, William.

Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
Ilish to go alright, Sierra congratulates that you've got tickets
to see Billy Eilish, my daughter. You're all set up. Congratulations. Yeah,
and we're doing every single day. I think there's more bills.
I think we got to bring this game back. I
have another few.

Speaker 17 (01:15:11):
Oh good coffee and hands your buds on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
Nobody, John Jay Rich, Hi Colleen, thanks for holding.

Speaker 15 (01:15:24):
Hurry, thanks for having me on today.

Speaker 5 (01:15:27):
What's going on with you?

Speaker 10 (01:15:28):
So?

Speaker 15 (01:15:28):
I'm actually a longtime listener, first time caller, and seriously
I love.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
All of you.

Speaker 15 (01:15:38):
I'm really excited to talk to you. Hopefully you know
you have some feedback for me. I went on a
first date last night with this guy that I really like,
and we just totally vibed. It was really great conversation,
just everything was flowing. He asked about my family, and
I told him about my nana who passed away a

(01:15:58):
few months ago, and honestly, I've been struggling with her passing,
and he was just he was really sweet, really understanding,
and I felt so comfortable that I I took out
her ashes, not like a whole thing of her ashes,
Like I carry a small vial of her ashes in
my purse and I had showed him and he was

(01:16:19):
kind of surprised, but like not in a bad way.
He just like laughed a little and he was like, oh,
nice to meet you Nana, which I just I thought
was really sweet and it was funny, and we ended
the night with like a pretty solid makeout sash though
I figured it went wow. But then I got home.
I told my roommate and she's like, Colleen, what she thinks.

(01:16:40):
It's like weird and creepy that I carry me in
his ashes around and even weirder that I like whipped
them out on a first date. So like I get it,
But like now I'm kind of like spiraling. So I'm like,
oh my god, Like was it that weird? Like do
you guys think it was too much? Like is he
just like never gonna call me again? Because it didn't
seem like a big deal, but like is it a

(01:17:00):
big deal?

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Well? Are you seeing him again?

Speaker 15 (01:17:05):
I mean I haven't heard from him yet, but I
would like.

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
You last, call the guy and be like what happened?
But she can't do it yet.

Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
Yeah, no, she's got to give us the time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
It was solid makeout is pretty much you're you're probably
gonna get at least a callback.

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
I don't think he bothered him.

Speaker 8 (01:17:21):
I kind of feel like you know, when you're on
a date and like you just feel the chemistry.

Speaker 7 (01:17:25):
You feel the vibe of the date.

Speaker 8 (01:17:27):
Things that things that happen may seem weird to people
outside of the situation, but in the situation, it felt
right for you, and he didn't like he didn't freak
out at the time, so I feel like that wouldn't
be a deal breaker for him.

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
Also, I thought maybe if you slept with him, then
he'd be like, yeah, I'm on the day with this
grocery buss out her mom or grandma's ashes, and then
we slept together and be like, great, then I'll see
her again. But she busts up grandma's ashes and nothing happened.
I'd be like, hmm, that's a little weird. Also would
have been something if he just thought it was like,
that's your sense of humor, and he takes the little
vile ashes, Oh this is great, hey Nana, and pours

(01:18:01):
on his food like it's a and then and then
you're like, what are you doing and he's like, oh
my god, that's real. These are really your grandma's ashes.
I thought it was a joke and that was this
you had to say. I thought it was like, you
know Emily in salt, I know, Mother of God, I
do think you got a good tell in there, Colleen,
because you said that when you pulled them out, he said, oh, hey, Nana,

(01:18:22):
nice to meet you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
I would have said something like, oh okay, and was
a little stand offish. You wouldn't know what offended. But
since he rolled with it, he didn't seem bothered by it,
and you got the makeout.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
I think you're fine, but he was like, yeah, it's
funny you do that. I have my wife's ashes in
my pocket.

Speaker 28 (01:18:38):
Oh my god.

Speaker 15 (01:18:40):
Honestly I've been like I did not sleep last night.
So thank you because I was like, oh my gosh,
I might have messed this up. So I feel a
lot better now.

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
You should say to your roommate, you're just jealous because
you don't have a date. You're just jealous and started
a big fighting the roommate.

Speaker 9 (01:18:55):
I love him all right, Well let us know if
he gets back to you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Is it weird to.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
Carry grandma's ashes in your purse with you? Is it
weird anyone?

Speaker 10 (01:19:08):
As you were to as she was telling this story,
I was thinking about how like when my dog Busta died,
we all got necklaces with his ashes and we all
wore I'm like.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
I don't think that's how could he a worm anymore?

Speaker 10 (01:19:18):
Well, because I don't know, I just I started to
wear gold jewelry and not silver jewelry.

Speaker 9 (01:19:24):
Sorry, Busta, I still have it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
I just do you still have it?

Speaker 9 (01:19:27):
Yeah, that's my dog. Of course I can't have that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
Dog, but you don't have the ring in your championship ring.

Speaker 10 (01:19:31):
No, my grandma would not be happy if I lost
a Busta. But I don't think that's weird to carry
it around.

Speaker 9 (01:19:40):
That's sentimental.

Speaker 5 (01:19:41):
Yeah, first you had like like you had a first
day with that guy. He will never forget because I
thought that's never happened to him, but forever hopefully trans
ended like a great relationship. He calls you back. Yeah,
so well, thank you calling, Thanks for calling in.

Speaker 15 (01:19:54):
Thank you so much. I love you guys. Have a
great day.

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
Thanks for calling in, calling my head