What's A PETTY REASON you'd HAUNT SOMEONE?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We had some fun on our social media.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
We wanted to know if you were a ghost, what's
a petty way you would haunt someone?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Like what rich I mean?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
If I was a ghost, I would just like play
the same song over and over again. Then I know
you hate you know, I would come after it, Like
if it was John J I would play Cyndi Laupper's
time after time. That's the song you just got you
hate the most, And.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I hate that song so much. Want to know why?
You want to? Honestly, I'll sell you why.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
When I was like eighteen, we snuck into a nude
bar in Mexico with some friends of mine and there
was a woman who I'm not sure was a one
hundred percent of woman came over and sat and sat
in my lap and started like talking all flirting with me,
and I was mortified.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
And then she got up on stage and sang and
danced to that song.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay she was. She was lipsticking it all slowly and
getting the words wrong, and I was like, oh my gosh,
she's going time, not that time.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
But she was like at that time, same time.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
And you know how that every time you get your
car you say, uh, you a different Hamilton Place, replace
Hambleton with Cydey Lauper's time after time, I would win.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I would win the petty.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Ghost war.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Petty ways you would haunt somebody eight seven seven nine
three seven one four seven. Jeremy, what's a petty way
you would haunt someone?

Speaker 4 (01:20):
I would take all the wrappers off your green beans
and cans of pumpkin sauce or whatever you had.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
In your cupboard.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
That way, they would never know what they were opening
up until it was already opened.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
That's very funny, thanks, Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I think it depends on if you're haunting someone you
like or don't like.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, yeah, that's true. Like if it was someone I
didn't like and I couldn't stand them, I would in
the middle of the.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Night, I would unplug their phone from the charger every
night so they never.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Had a full charge.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
That's what I would do.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Why is in my phone charging? Just off the charger.
That's good, Like, just charge it works.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
They charge it in their phone charges and your Oh
that would drive me insane.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Marcia, good morning. What's a petty way you would haunt
someone if you were a ghost?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Hello, John Jay. So I came up with the idea
that if I was a ghost, I would just watch
people preparing like elaborate food meals, and as soon as
they were like plated, ready to eat, I would flip
the plate off the counters.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Laugh. Do you have beef with the chef or something?
Let's stay on's side. That's just cruel.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
No, you know what, I like pretty much cook every
meal that I eat, and so much like work goes
into it. So I don't know. That was just on
my mind when you guys had posted that the other day,
I was like, Wow, what if something happened to this
meal I just put all this time into.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I think it'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
A petty way to haunt someone would be too, like,
without them knowing, you post ugly selfies of themselves on
their stories and and they would be like, the hell
like that that selfie that you don't win the cameras
on you when you're not ready for it.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
You got a double chen, it's down below shut.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
And then it would be like, Marcia, why don't you
post someone? Why'd you post that picture? Marsha, You're like,
I didn't post anything, like oh my god, yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Thanks and gas floating on top of it.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yes, exactly, Thanks Marcia.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
All right, thanks you guys.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Let me fine.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
That's kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Petty way you would hant someone shoot us a text
text jj R, and the petty way you would haunt
someone to nine six eight ninety three