December 29, 2025 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wakes up John Jay and Rich what's crack a leg?
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
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about last week. If the one and only dog, the
last big smooth eagle, double jib in your face to
me and in the place to be And you're listening
to John Jay and Ridge, wake us our.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Phone number eight seven seven nine three seven one oh
four seven. The text line you text jj R and
whatever you want to get into to the.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Number nine six eight nine three.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
My wife was stressing out the other day because she
was charged with talking one of the girls from the
pageant into getting her nails done because they looked really ratty,
according to her roommate, and she was about to get
proposed to and there's gonna be pictures with bad nails.
So Stacy's like, how do I pull off this caper?
How do I get how do I get one of
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my girls to get her nails done? An emergency? And
I've called Stacy to tell her a side of the story.
Good morning, love of my life.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Oh, good morning, Hello, Well I want to correct you.
They didn't look ratty. They do not say that.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I heard they look like claws like she had been
like doing some gardening work.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
No, no, they just weren't done. And if you're getting engaged,
as of course Kylin Peyton would know, you just want
your nails to be perfectly done and pretty and fresh
so that when that ring goes on, you know your
hand is ready for photos. But they didn't look ratty.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So let me try to get like your point of view.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You find out that someone you know is getting is
going to get engaged, and you are not happy with
her nails, so you want to do her a solid
and somehow nudge her to get a manicure.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Well, and it's a little more than that, so if
I may so, as she says, know, I'm the director
of the Miss Arizona organization, and this we are talking
about Miss Arizona herself.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh, it's even more stressful deal.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
But the cool thing is because I am the director
of the Miss Arizona Organization, I have a little pull
with my winner. Because this is Miss Arizona herself, I
can get her to get her nails done like that's
kind of she has to do that.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I tell her to do it, what do you say,
how does that work out?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
So to get you But but yeah, but I can't
be so obvious about it because it's not like I've
ever told her to do that before. You know, It's
just that that's within my purview if I want to
do that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
But you also, but the thing is.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
You know she's going to get engaged, and you know
what day you know, like, how do you, like, did
the fiance the future, like, did the guy reach out
to you?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
How did you find this out?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Her best friend reached out?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, So it's a dilemma. I think. I think it's
a diluma even if you're.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Not a good friend someone, Right, if you find out
that Peyton get engaged and you look at her nails,
you're like, oh god, I've got to somehow do her
a solid and get her to get her nails done
because you know, someone like Peyton's gonna be posting the
ring in the hands of right.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
But then also I am confused, how like her best
friend didn't just say, hey, let's go get her nails
done together?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah you know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (03:17):
Yeah, Because I feel.
Speaker 9 (03:18):
Like Miss Arizona, like she's more likely to have her
nails done. Me, I never have my nails.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
You tell difficult.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
I'd be like, this is weird, But.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
So why didn't her friend handle it? Why did her
friend go to you just because she knew you have
the power?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
What I know from what I understood, her friend kind
of tried to nudge her to do it, and she
was like, I'm too busy to get my nails done.
I just don't have time. The only way we're getting
this done is if somebody orders her to get her
nails done. And I'm the only person who can do that.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
That makes sense, because if you nudge and then you
keep going, then it's like, very obvious is something's going on,
And as the best, you don't want to give up
the fact that she's about to get proposed to and
ruin the surprise.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okay, so you did it exactly?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
So what did you do?
Speaker 10 (04:06):
So?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Because we're in the position where people like to donate
their services to our group, I said, hey, you know
that nail sponsor that we've been working with, There's been
a little confusion with them and they're not really sure
what our agreement is right now, and I'm feeling like
the relationship might be kind of on shaky ground, and
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we need to have you go in there, get your
nails done and give them some social love so that
they're back in, like firmly back in with our organization
so they keep sponsoring, you know, periodic free nails. And
she was so cute. She was like, Oh, I'm happy
to go in and do that. I'd love to do that.
I'll definitely post on social But would this be a
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free service or am I going to have to pay?
And then all of a sudden, I was like, oh
my gosh, so now here I am telling her it's
for the organization, but now I'm gonna make her pay.
So I was like, oh, no, no, no, it's for
the organization. You just go in, you get your nails done,
but you tell me how much it was. I'll then
mo you because it's for the organization, even though it
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really wasn't for the organization, was totally for her. But
I was like I had to think on the spot.
But they were so nice that when she went in there,
they just did her nails for free.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh that's okay, now, Miss Arizona. Is her name's Tiffany. Yes,
her name is Okay, so now we have tiff We
have Miss Arizona on the line. Tiffany, are you there?
I am assuming you got engaged this last weekend.
Speaker 11 (05:38):
I did just yesterday.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
Day.
Speaker 11 (05:43):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
And how your nails look? They didn't look already, did they?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
No?
Speaker 12 (05:48):
They didn't.
Speaker 11 (05:49):
A funny story. I was dead said against getting my
nails done because I was like, it'll be fine. I
can use press ons like, I don't need nails. I
obviously didn't know I was getting engaged, so I'm Ethan
is off of here at my fiance. He he got
with Stacy, who rich you know well, and convinced her
to text me to tell me that I needed to
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go get my nails done with the Miss Arizona sponsor.
I suspected nothing. So I did have my nails done.
Things to Stacy and it was pretty fun.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Okay, so when you got engaged, what did anything go
through your mind for a second, like, oh, thank god,
I got my nails done on.
Speaker 11 (06:29):
The later, like like like two minutes after. In the moment,
I don't think I was thinking about my nails, but
right after it, yes, I then I was really like
like so grateful that this happened, and then I realized
it was all a setup.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
The team worked behind this.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I'll tell you, hey, can we put pictures up of
your ring?
Speaker 11 (06:46):
Absolutely, I'll send them.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
How about the pedicure place, manicure place, let's the name
of it. Let's give them some love.
Speaker 11 (06:51):
Milano Nails Spot. They're amazing there on Glendale in north
central Phoenix and they are the best.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
All right, Well, what a where to go? Stacy? Where
to go?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
It's like, if you knew Rich was going to have
a photo shoot, you make sure he gets his ears waxed.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
That's happened many times.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Well, congratulations, Tiffany, thank you. An.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
That's Stacey's a pretty good liar. Huh, just coming up
with stuff. She gonna keep her, keep her on patrol.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Yeah, watch your six John, Jay and Rich are live
on the free iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
App paid with the Bible Horsecopes.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Well, have you guys been on Netflix lately?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Every day?
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (07:39):
So have you guys seen that on Netflix they have
designated TV shows specifically for your zodiac sign?
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yeah? Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
So I'm going to tell you which Netflix show you
should binge based off your zodiac SIGNE. And these are
recommendations from Netflix themselves.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's pretty good. Good morning, Susan, Good morning.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
We almost got fired.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Waiting for you guys. It was got fired.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Kidd No, I'm substituting teacher.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I'm just kidding. Oh, just ignore those kids. I'm trying to.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Yeah, we're so cute.
Speaker 10 (08:12):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
I feel like with with Susan being a substitute teacher
right now, Like I feel like we always watch TV
shows and movies, so maybe you can put.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
This on for your kiddos.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
But virgos, your love for precision and clever writing and
shows that make you feel smart even when you're not
paying fully attention. The Netflix show that you guys need
to binge is Black Mirror, The Queen's Gabbit, Gambit, and
Breaking Bad, because these plots are all organized chaos with
a little bit of genius underneath it, so you're gonna
analyze every detail like it's your job.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
You're right, Yeah, Well you know, I've seen The Queen's
Gambit and Breaking Bad in almost all of Black Mirror.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
And then I saw that Rashida Jones was nominated for
an episode of Black Mirror. Interesting, and I haven't seen
that episode yet, so I am going to watch that episode.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Yes, perfect me too.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Well, she was nominy for a Susan gil Today, Susan,
let's show those children some breaking bad. They're gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Hi, Jenny, Hi, what's you're saign? Jenny?
Speaker 12 (09:13):
I'm a Libra.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
Okay, So Libra's you were all about romance and aesthetics
and messy but beautiful relationships. So the Netflix shows that
you need to binge is Emily in Paris Bridgerton and
Love is Blind because they give you fashion, flirting and
dramatic eye contact. And these shows they just match all
of the aesthetic, chaos vibes that is perfect for Libra.
Speaker 12 (09:35):
Awesome.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
I'll check them out.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Yes, I love all those shows, but I think the
last couple of seasons of Emily and Perry I couldn't
get into.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
I know, I watched like the first season and I
loved it. First season was really good, and then I
think after that I kind of just.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Because they dupe us with the fake pregnancy and then
it was like that was a cliffhanger and then you
wait and you're like, what, that's the real stupid.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
It was? But Love is Blind is awesome and I
love you nailed it.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Thanks Jenny. How about Pisces.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Yeah, rich for you, Pisces.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
You want dreamy, escapism, romance, and a little bit of
emotional damage so you can feel something. You are built
for Bridgerton as well, The Crown and Heart Stopper because
they take you into fantasy world. Everyone's dramatic and the
feelings are super big and this shows like match your
cinematic vibe.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
That you like.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
I've never seen The Crown, and I know I know
both John Jay and Kyle love The Crown.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Amazing, amazing.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
That's for you. Now, that's what Netflix is recommending that you.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Piscey's been should be in for the holiday.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Look at that.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
How about for Leo's Yeah, I'm a Leo, so us
Leo's we are the main characters, so naturally we're gonna
thrive with shows where the drama is glamorous and the
lighting is perfect. So we're made for Selling Sunset, The
Crown and Bridgerton as well. So all attention jaw lines
and plot lines that revolve around iconic entrances and these
shows they just match our sparkle I also have never
seen The Crown and I've also never seen Selling since
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which I know.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
You love Kyle do a good shot. I might have
to get in tatoo.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
I just thought that was so cool that Netflix like
did that.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Selling Sunset is the only show my wife watches. Really
the only show I've seen her binge. The only show
I've seen her excited for is Selling Sunset.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Well, I feel like aries for Blake.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
The shows for them are Squid Game, Cobra Pai, and
Money Heis, which my wife.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Would never watch any of those shows.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Which is opposite.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
She might get roped in because of your sounds.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
If we can get to your sign they I'll post
it on her website. John Jay and Bridge Dot column,
you got NKO, Thanks for holding you're out there. What's
going on? How can we help you?
Speaker 12 (11:40):
I have a little issue. So basically, I was trying
to get this job at Little Lemon for like forever.
I just I'm upset at their clothes and their fashion.
I just thought it would be cool to, you know,
see what it's like to work there and stuff. So
recently I finally got the job yay, And now I
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know yay, and like I'm new, like I'm like fresh off,
like I'm just starting, and everybody from like my mom
to my aunts and my cousins. Everyone's asking me if
they can get a discount, like my best friend, like
just everybody, and I'm like, okay, like I just started
working there, like I don't even feel comfortable, you know
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what I mean, And like they're like, oh, don't worry,
we'll come at the end of closing, like you know,
it won't be obvious. And I'm just like, like, what do
you like my marriages? Because I'm looking at me like
I'm crazy, and I don't want them to think anything
of me, you know what I mean. Like if I
was like working there longer, maybe it would be one thing,
but I like, I just I haven't even been there months.
I just don't know what to do, Like I don't
know how to I'm kind of a people pleaser, so
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I don't know how to like say.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
No, like that's so uncomfortable. I do have advice though, Actually,
so I worked at Coach you know the person, Yes place,
I worked at Coach right like at the like the
at the end of college and hold on.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
First time hearing this, I don't think that you worked there.
I know that you worked over at ConA Grill.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Well, this is when I moved to Ohio to be
with that guy that I was with.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
She was engaged to ProFootball player.
Speaker 7 (13:13):
You were engaged, and I moved to Ohio to be
with him for very short.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I should take pictures of her on his last She
was so good looking.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
He could literally cut glass with his jaw. Was a
great guy.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
I'm I feel like I'm with a better guy now.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
But at that time I forgot about the.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Okay, So at that time I worked at Coach, and
at Coach we only had a certain amount of discounts
we could take a month. So it was like you
could only buy like three or four purss a month.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
So you could just say.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's the policy, like.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Hey, I've already reached my my discount quota.
Speaker 8 (13:57):
For the month.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
It's same here.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Don't even know IFLUL was like that, but I think
you could use that as an excuse me.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Were people trying to move? Were people trying to do
that to you? Kyle?
Speaker 7 (14:07):
Yeah, because I have fifty percent off, that was a
pretty good discount.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
So was it? Did you use it all the time?
Though I used it quite a bit, like you you
hooked up your friends?
Speaker 7 (14:16):
It was yeah, most of my sisters.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
So I know a couple of people work a Lululemon,
and I think the deal is they get a certain
amount of gift cards they can give out that gives
them like twenty percent off, because I remember they when
somebody give one to my wife.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
One time we went to Lulu Lemon and we tore.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
It up, and then when we left they forgot to
apply the discount and we had to go all the
way back.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And oh it was terrible.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
That's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
That's why I don't go to a little Leomon, although
I love their underwork. Underwork right now, anyway, that's good advice, Kyle.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
What do you tell them?
Speaker 8 (14:47):
What did I tell my?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
What do The advice you're telling her is to tell.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Them that you're that you just have a limited amount
of discounts to give out and then you don't have
anymore every month them all.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, yeah, but isn't that lying or is that how
they do it?
Speaker 12 (14:59):
They won't even know all those Yeah, they won't know.
So that's that's probably.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
The best option for people.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Pleaser.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
Yes, I'm like passive aggressive.
Speaker 9 (15:10):
I'm like, oh, so you only want to talk to
me and hit me up because you want to discount
up for my job?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Like that's just me that it's kind of weird because,
like you know, in our profession, there are certain hookups
we get less and less as time goes on, right,
I mean, you think radio station concert tickets, But it's
like I had someone the other day ask me, and
they do this certain thing where they say, hey, man,
how can I get Suns tickets?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
You know, like, well, what I mean, go to the.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Freaking ticketmaster, go to the booth and go get Sons tickets.
But they're asking me either a for me to give
them mine or give them the person might connect, and
it's I just say, I don't you know, I get
I get lost, and I try, I actually try to
get them for.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Them, and it's I hate it because I pull favors.
I don't want to pull right, and.
Speaker 9 (15:52):
It's like stressful for you to do because like what
if you can't pull it off and you feel bad?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Right the one time I thought, for sure, for sure,
for sure I could pull out off.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Remember this, it's the Foreigner.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
You're gonna say that.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Somebody asked me if I get tickets to Foreigner two
years ago, when of course I could do that, and
I couldn't. They were sold out and the fire marshals
shut it down and I couldn't get two tickets to foreigner.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
At a casino. Foreigner who wants to see foreign random band.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Pop Smoked Horn.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
There an eighties band, Miko have a great day. Thank
you for listening.
Speaker 12 (16:28):
Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Cooked me with the gift card because like the come on,
MI go come through for us all God, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Good stuff. It's John J. Rich L. Three. Hi, you're
on the air.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Oh my gosh, let me tell you. I have ninety
nine problems in my garages. One Kyle help. This is
my My marriage depends on it. I okay, so listen.
I by all means I'm not a hoarder. I walk
around my.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
House fine, my house is very clean.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
However my garage is otherwise. And I know I'm not. Again,
I'm not a hoarder, but I do find like really
good deals and actually a lot. Anybody who knows me
cracks up because they're like, oh, so are you having
your garage? My neighbors come and they're like, hey, I
need a BCR. I know you have to have one.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I'm like, I do.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Things come and like, I kid you not. My garage
saves the day more than anything. So my neighbors love it,
my friends love it, my kids adore it. However, my
husband hates it. He he had he gave me an old,
not an old. I wouldn't say a marriage ultimatum, but
he gave me an ultimatum. He's like, hey, I recently
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had surgery, got really sick, have been very anyhow, so
point point blank is surgery. And he gave me some slack,
and he's like, all right, once, once you're out of
your six weeks after your surgery, he's like, you have
two months to clean it up or else I'm going
to go in there and I'm going to just trash
it all. And I'm panicking, right, I'm like, okay, this
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is like stuff I spend a lot of money on
and I can't just have it in the trash can.
And you know, it's almost like I spent so much
money on it and it's still good, but I don't
want to put it in the rug sell and then
get like twenty five cents for it. So anyhow, give
me chips?
Speaker 8 (18:30):
What about like a subwords unit?
Speaker 7 (18:32):
I say, like, your husband's out of line, like your
clutter has purpose. Oh dear, I want to change in
mind by something.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
Did you bring to the table, dude?
Speaker 10 (18:45):
I did.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I'm like, did you.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Clean your closet? And you know what he does, he
has such nerve. He's like, actually, let me go in
my closet. Here's three pair of pants, here's ten shirts.
And I'm like, god, this is going the opposite way.
I'm like, okay, let if bad fires on me. So
I'm like, oh great, I'm like, Okay, that's not the point.
The point is that you have a lot of stuff
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and he really doesn't. And he's like, no, I don't,
and it's just like it's never ending. So I did
start declutting, like, you know, I took a lot of
things to like other mothers, like good stuff, and I
got some store credit and you know, like the consignment starts.
I'm like, cool, take that. That doesn't hurt that bad.
But you know, it's like the bigger things that I'm like,
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you know, we have a birthday party. Who wants to
create a decorator a thousand dollars to decorate when I
could do it just as well.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
So anyhow, Okay, So if a storage unit, like Peyton said,
isn't an option, because that can be really expensive. I
would say, the thing that always helps me, like indie cluttering,
is first organizing. Like so if you if there's a possibility,
like if you're really attached to all the clutter and
it does actually help you out and all these people
in your life benefit from it, like I would just
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try organizing it first, and then your husband may not
be so annoyed with it, like that would be my
first step. And then while you're organizing it, you may go, oh, well,
maybe this thing isn't totally necessary, or maybe you could
start a really cool offer up and you could just
start making money off of that stuff. Yeah, I tried that, Okay,
I would try organizing it because it's all like when
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it's all like perfectly put in situations in places, it
may not feel so invasive.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
You're right, you're right, Okay, Yeah, so maybe not having
him tiptoe around my stuff and maybe a.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Yeah, I give him, but he deserves that.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Before you clean up. I'm looking for eighty style be dazzler.
Do you have one of those in your garage?
Speaker 10 (20:38):
I want to give my jacket look and fly all
look for why you know what I have that isn't ridiculous?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
And I will never I told my daughter, this is
going to be in my will. You were going to
take this home for your children? Is I went to
a garage cell. Actually it was a state cell, and
they have things from back like segregation. This lady would
have really crazy things. So then I got this desk.
That's all wooden. I don't even mind sending a picture
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over to you, guys. I've never seen anything like that. Well,
inside the desk there was a newspaper that you could
barely open it up because it would crumble, and you know,
I didn't want to do that. Well, right before the
daughter sold it to me, I think I paid fifty
bucks for it just because it looks that cool. There
was stuff in there from like Queen Elizabeth and like segregation,
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like the blacks and the whites and the water fountains,
and I'm like, what can I just keep that? And
she's like, sorry, that's my grandmother's and I'm like great.
So I didn't want to be a jerk, but anyhow
so I feel like that lap desk, it's worth so
much money.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
So much? Did that TV show what is that anti
road show? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah, Well I got a good rich rich Watson White's
only fountain so bad.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Yeah, So anyhow, I feel like, yeah, I feel like
that may bring a fortune at some point, but yeah,
I probably need to take it to that pawn shop.
But yeah, well I want to make sure it's a
cruise enough a years so that they were like, Okay,
this is a once in a lifetime thing, you know.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, IV, thank you for calling.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
Thank you, have a good day. Nice good mornings, Dad,
your day with John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
I wake up with my favorite artist. Hey, this is
Sabrina Carpentery.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
What's up, guys?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
This is both Blows Benson Boone and you're waking up
with John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Time for stacks and hacks. I have stax information, Rich
has life hacks. This information I have is really good today.
If you ever want to embarrass your kid in public,
toss out a dad joke. It's still the most efficient
way to do it. One is six parents say dad
jokes and awful puns are the top things that can
make their kids cringe. Survey specificly look at family vacations
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found the average parent embarrasses their child two to four
times per trip.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
And that is one way to embarrass your kids.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
I wish that was just how my dad chose to
embarrass us. Just a dad joke.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
He goes deep into paint.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
Come on, man, that man has no filter.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
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Speaker 9 (23:25):
Embarrassed like that, Come on, dude, if you're gonna.
Speaker 8 (23:28):
Be like that, like at least think smart.
Speaker 7 (23:30):
But that's something I feel like people don't really calculate,
is that, like chatgypt isn't like this private thing, right,
Like they're taking stuff from your chatchepete and giving you
ads very fun stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
There's a new health hack that I considered. When I
was reading about this, I thought maybe I could try,
but I don't know. It's on TikTok TikTok. It's called
a fifty jump trend. The minute you get out of bed,
you jump in place fifty times.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
It's supposed to be a quick way to get your
blood flowing first thing after waking up.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I have seen the TikTok where they say that if
you jump one hundred times a day that you will
always have good muscles and you don't have to worry
about falling or any of that are not muscles but
good good bone density.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Okay, this I think is very relatable and hilarious. At
the same time, a woman paid seven hundred dollars. She
had a sound in her car. It was making a
weird noise. She took it to the mechanic and they
could not fix what was wrong with They couldn't he
was making a weird noise. Mechanics couldn't figure it out,
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so they end up giving her a sixty thousand miles
tune up, which cost her seven hundred dollars. She brought
the car home, she realized that the sound was from
her phone connected to the Bluetooth and it was fireplace soundscaping.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
This is sound right here.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
This is out of her car, and the mechanics sit
in the car and we don't know what the hell
it is.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
She's like, my car is making a warm and inviting tone, right.
Speaker 8 (24:57):
She probably just had that on to like go to
sleep at night.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Amazon announced a new AI feature for ring cameras to
help find lost pets you'll be able to connect with
other ring users in your neighborhood and let them know
if your pet went missing. AI will automatically detect cats
and dogs and tell you if there's a possible match.
Speaker 8 (25:12):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Best horror movie from every year.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
It's official now every year from two thousand and five
until now. And I'm not a horror movie fan, but
I can tell you I've heard you guys talk about
like Insidious.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
Yeah, that's scary.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
That was number one scary movie in twenty ten. Drag
You to Hell that was two thousand and nine, The
Cabinet was twenty eleven, twenty twelve, Sinister.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
Yeah, sens oh, I actually really liked those movies.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Twenty thirteen was the Conjuring, get Out was twenty seventeen, Yeah,
twenty nineteen was Midsommar.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
Yeah, that one's creepy.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Twenty two was Nope, yep.
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And the scariest movie twenty twenty four is called I
Saw the TV Glow.
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Never heard of it? Heard, never heard of it. What
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Rich, Okay, let's talk about your iPhones. All your phones
actually so now more than ever, most people are like
the five G network, and scientists say, we don't know
yet what that does to your brain. So of course
you don't want to have your phone to your ear
that much, unless you're calling the show, then yes, please
do that. But they say the worst place is it
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is by your bedside. So if you're one of those
people who use your phone for an alarm clock, and
that's your excuse to keep your phone by your bed,
experts now say, at least do us this favor. If
you don't have a separate alarm clock, keep your phone
across the room, set your alarm for as late as
you're gonna get up, so you don't have a bunch
of different alarms where you get you know, you just
(26:39):
hit stop or snooze or whatever. That way you don't
have that stuff going through your brain. Because they just
don't know in any time in history that anybody's ever
had that much stuff, that much electronic radiation five G
stuff going right into your skull. So please, if you
use your phone for an alarm clock, put it across
the room or maybe even in a different room so
you have to get it up, get up, and then
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Speaker 4 (00:37):
My wife was stressing out the other day because she
was charged with talking one of the girls from the
pageant into getting her nails done because they looked really ratty,
according to her roommate, and she was about to get
proposed to and there's gonna be pictures with bad nails.
So Stacy's like, how do I pull off this caper?
How do I get how do I get one of
(00:59):
my girls to get her nails done? An emergency? And
I've called Stacy to tell her a side of the story.
Good morning, love of my life.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Oh, good morning, Hello, Well I want to correct you.
They didn't look ratty. They do not say that.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I heard they look like claws like she had been
like doing some gardening work.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
No, no, they just weren't done. And if you're getting engaged,
as of course Kylin Peyton would know, you just want
your nails to be perfectly done and pretty and fresh
so that when that ring goes on, you know your
hand is ready for photos. But they didn't look ratty.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So let me try to get like your point of view.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You find out that someone you know is getting is
going to get engaged, and you are not happy with
her nails, so you want to do her a solid
and somehow nudge her to get a manicure.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Well, and it's a little more than that, so if
I may so, as she says, know, I'm the director
of the Miss Arizona organization, and this we are talking
about Miss Arizona herself.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh, it's even more stressful deal.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
But the cool thing is because I am the director
of the Miss Arizona Organization, I have a little pull
with my winner. Because this is Miss Arizona herself, I
can get her to get her nails done like that's
kind of she has to do that.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I tell her to do it, what do you say,
how does that work out?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
So to get you But but yeah, but I can't
be so obvious about it because it's not like I've
ever told her to do that before. You know, It's
just that that's within my purview if I want to
do that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
But you also, but the thing is.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
You know she's going to get engaged, and you know
what day you know, like, how do you, like, did
the fiance the future, like, did the guy reach out
to you?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
How did you find this out?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Her best friend reached out?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, So it's a dilemma. I think. I think it's
a diluma even if you're.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Not a good friend someone, Right, if you find out
that Peyton get engaged and you look at her nails,
you're like, oh god, I've got to somehow do her
a solid and get her to get her nails done
because you know, someone like Peyton's gonna be posting the
ring in the hands of right.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
But then also I am confused, how like her best
friend didn't just say, hey, let's go get her nails
done together?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah you know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (03:17):
Yeah, Because I feel.
Speaker 9 (03:18):
Like Miss Arizona, like she's more likely to have her
nails done. Me, I never have my nails.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
You tell difficult.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
I'd be like, this is weird, But.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
So why didn't her friend handle it? Why did her
friend go to you just because she knew you have
the power?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
What I know from what I understood, her friend kind
of tried to nudge her to do it, and she
was like, I'm too busy to get my nails done.
I just don't have time. The only way we're getting
this done is if somebody orders her to get her
nails done. And I'm the only person who can do that.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
That makes sense, because if you nudge and then you
keep going, then it's like, very obvious is something's going on,
And as the best, you don't want to give up
the fact that she's about to get proposed to and
ruin the surprise.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okay, so you did it exactly?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
So what did you do?
Speaker 10 (04:06):
So?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Because we're in the position where people like to donate
their services to our group, I said, hey, you know
that nail sponsor that we've been working with, There's been
a little confusion with them and they're not really sure
what our agreement is right now, and I'm feeling like
the relationship might be kind of on shaky ground, and
(04:30):
we need to have you go in there, get your
nails done and give them some social love so that
they're back in, like firmly back in with our organization
so they keep sponsoring, you know, periodic free nails. And
she was so cute. She was like, Oh, I'm happy
to go in and do that. I'd love to do that.
I'll definitely post on social But would this be a
(04:53):
free service or am I going to have to pay?
And then all of a sudden, I was like, oh
my gosh, so now here I am telling her it's
for the organization, but now I'm gonna make her pay.
So I was like, oh, no, no, no, it's for
the organization. You just go in, you get your nails done,
but you tell me how much it was. I'll then
mo you because it's for the organization, even though it
(05:14):
really wasn't for the organization, was totally for her. But
I was like I had to think on the spot.
But they were so nice that when she went in there,
they just did her nails for free.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh that's okay, now, Miss Arizona. Is her name's Tiffany. Yes,
her name is Okay, so now we have tiff We
have Miss Arizona on the line. Tiffany, are you there?
I am assuming you got engaged this last weekend.
Speaker 11 (05:38):
I did just yesterday.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
Day.
Speaker 11 (05:43):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
And how your nails look? They didn't look already, did they?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
No?
Speaker 12 (05:48):
They didn't.
Speaker 11 (05:49):
A funny story. I was dead said against getting my
nails done because I was like, it'll be fine. I
can use press ons like, I don't need nails. I
obviously didn't know I was getting engaged, so I'm Ethan
is off of here at my fiance. He he got
with Stacy, who rich you know well, and convinced her
to text me to tell me that I needed to
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go get my nails done with the Miss Arizona sponsor.
I suspected nothing. So I did have my nails done.
Things to Stacy and it was pretty fun.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Okay, so when you got engaged, what did anything go
through your mind for a second, like, oh, thank god,
I got my nails done on.
Speaker 11 (06:29):
The later, like like like two minutes after. In the moment,
I don't think I was thinking about my nails, but
right after it, yes, I then I was really like
like so grateful that this happened, and then I realized
it was all a setup.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
The team worked behind this.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I'll tell you, hey, can we put pictures up of
your ring?
Speaker 11 (06:46):
Absolutely, I'll send them.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
How about the pedicure place, manicure place, let's the name
of it. Let's give them some love.
Speaker 11 (06:51):
Milano Nails Spot. They're amazing there on Glendale in north
central Phoenix and they are the best.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
All right, Well, what a where to go? Stacy? Where
to go?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
It's like, if you knew Rich was going to have
a photo shoot, you make sure he gets his ears waxed.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
That's happened many times.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Well, congratulations, Tiffany, thank you. An.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
That's Stacey's a pretty good liar. Huh, just coming up
with stuff. She gonna keep her, keep her on patrol.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Yeah, watch your six John, Jay and Rich are live
on the free iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
App paid with the Bible Horsecopes.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Well, have you guys been on Netflix lately?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Every day?
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (07:39):
So have you guys seen that on Netflix they have
designated TV shows specifically for your zodiac sign?
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yeah? Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
So I'm going to tell you which Netflix show you
should binge based off your zodiac SIGNE. And these are
recommendations from Netflix themselves.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's pretty good. Good morning, Susan, Good morning.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
We almost got fired.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Waiting for you guys. It was got fired.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Kidd No, I'm substituting teacher.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I'm just kidding. Oh, just ignore those kids. I'm trying to.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Yeah, we're so cute.
Speaker 10 (08:12):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
I feel like with with Susan being a substitute teacher
right now, Like I feel like we always watch TV
shows and movies, so maybe you can put.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
This on for your kiddos.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
But virgos, your love for precision and clever writing and
shows that make you feel smart even when you're not
paying fully attention. The Netflix show that you guys need
to binge is Black Mirror, The Queen's Gabbit, Gambit, and
Breaking Bad, because these plots are all organized chaos with
a little bit of genius underneath it, so you're gonna
analyze every detail like it's your job.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
You're right, Yeah, Well you know, I've seen The Queen's
Gambit and Breaking Bad in almost all of Black Mirror.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
And then I saw that Rashida Jones was nominated for
an episode of Black Mirror. Interesting, and I haven't seen
that episode yet, so I am going to watch that episode.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Yes, perfect me too.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Well, she was nominy for a Susan gil Today, Susan,
let's show those children some breaking bad. They're gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Hi, Jenny, Hi, what's you're saign? Jenny?
Speaker 12 (09:13):
I'm a Libra.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
Okay, So Libra's you were all about romance and aesthetics
and messy but beautiful relationships. So the Netflix shows that
you need to binge is Emily in Paris Bridgerton and
Love is Blind because they give you fashion, flirting and
dramatic eye contact. And these shows they just match all
of the aesthetic, chaos vibes that is perfect for Libra.
Speaker 12 (09:35):
Awesome.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
I'll check them out.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Yes, I love all those shows, but I think the
last couple of seasons of Emily and Perry I couldn't
get into.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
I know, I watched like the first season and I
loved it. First season was really good, and then I
think after that I kind of just.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Because they dupe us with the fake pregnancy and then
it was like that was a cliffhanger and then you
wait and you're like, what, that's the real stupid.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
It was? But Love is Blind is awesome and I
love you nailed it.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Thanks Jenny. How about Pisces.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Yeah, rich for you, Pisces.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
You want dreamy, escapism, romance, and a little bit of
emotional damage so you can feel something. You are built
for Bridgerton as well, The Crown and Heart Stopper because
they take you into fantasy world. Everyone's dramatic and the
feelings are super big and this shows like match your
cinematic vibe.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
That you like.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
I've never seen The Crown, and I know I know
both John Jay and Kyle love The Crown.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Amazing, amazing.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
That's for you. Now, that's what Netflix is recommending that you.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Piscey's been should be in for the holiday.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Look at that.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
How about for Leo's Yeah, I'm a Leo, so us
Leo's we are the main characters, so naturally we're gonna
thrive with shows where the drama is glamorous and the
lighting is perfect. So we're made for Selling Sunset, The
Crown and Bridgerton as well. So all attention jaw lines
and plot lines that revolve around iconic entrances and these
shows they just match our sparkle I also have never
seen The Crown and I've also never seen Selling since
(10:58):
which I know.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
You love Kyle do a good shot. I might have
to get in tatoo.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
I just thought that was so cool that Netflix like
did that.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Selling Sunset is the only show my wife watches. Really
the only show I've seen her binge. The only show
I've seen her excited for is Selling Sunset.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
Well, I feel like aries for Blake.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
The shows for them are Squid Game, Cobra Pai, and
Money Heis, which my wife.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Would never watch any of those shows.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Which is opposite.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
She might get roped in because of your sounds.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
If we can get to your sign they I'll post
it on her website. John Jay and Bridge Dot column,
you got NKO, Thanks for holding you're out there. What's
going on? How can we help you?
Speaker 12 (11:40):
I have a little issue. So basically, I was trying
to get this job at Little Lemon for like forever.
I just I'm upset at their clothes and their fashion.
I just thought it would be cool to, you know,
see what it's like to work there and stuff. So
recently I finally got the job yay, And now I
(12:01):
know yay, and like I'm new, like I'm like fresh off,
like I'm just starting, and everybody from like my mom
to my aunts and my cousins. Everyone's asking me if
they can get a discount, like my best friend, like
just everybody, and I'm like, okay, like I just started
working there, like I don't even feel comfortable, you know
(12:22):
what I mean, And like they're like, oh, don't worry,
we'll come at the end of closing, like you know,
it won't be obvious. And I'm just like, like, what do
you like my marriages? Because I'm looking at me like
I'm crazy, and I don't want them to think anything
of me, you know what I mean. Like if I
was like working there longer, maybe it would be one thing,
but I like, I just I haven't even been there months.
I just don't know what to do, Like I don't
know how to I'm kind of a people pleaser, so
(12:42):
I don't know how to like say.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
No, like that's so uncomfortable. I do have advice though, Actually,
so I worked at Coach you know the person, Yes place,
I worked at Coach right like at the like the
at the end of college and hold on.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
First time hearing this, I don't think that you worked there.
I know that you worked over at ConA Grill.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Well, this is when I moved to Ohio to be
with that guy that I was with.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
She was engaged to ProFootball player.
Speaker 7 (13:13):
You were engaged, and I moved to Ohio to be
with him for very short.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I should take pictures of her on his last She
was so good looking.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
He could literally cut glass with his jaw. Was a
great guy.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
I'm I feel like I'm with a better guy now.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
But at that time I forgot about the.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Okay, So at that time I worked at Coach, and
at Coach we only had a certain amount of discounts
we could take a month. So it was like you
could only buy like three or four purss a month.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
So you could just say.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's the policy, like.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Hey, I've already reached my my discount quota.
Speaker 8 (13:57):
For the month.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
It's same here.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Don't even know IFLUL was like that, but I think
you could use that as an excuse me.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Were people trying to move? Were people trying to do
that to you? Kyle?
Speaker 7 (14:07):
Yeah, because I have fifty percent off, that was a
pretty good discount.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
So was it? Did you use it all the time?
Though I used it quite a bit, like you you
hooked up your friends?
Speaker 7 (14:16):
It was yeah, most of my sisters.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
So I know a couple of people work a Lululemon,
and I think the deal is they get a certain
amount of gift cards they can give out that gives
them like twenty percent off, because I remember they when
somebody give one to my wife.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
One time we went to Lulu Lemon and we tore.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
It up, and then when we left they forgot to
apply the discount and we had to go all the
way back.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And oh it was terrible.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
That's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
That's why I don't go to a little Leomon, although
I love their underwork. Underwork right now, anyway, that's good advice, Kyle.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
What do you tell them?
Speaker 8 (14:47):
What did I tell my?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
What do The advice you're telling her is to tell.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Them that you're that you just have a limited amount
of discounts to give out and then you don't have
anymore every month them all.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, yeah, but isn't that lying or is that how
they do it?
Speaker 12 (14:59):
They won't even know all those Yeah, they won't know.
So that's that's probably.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
The best option for people.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Pleaser.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
Yes, I'm like passive aggressive.
Speaker 9 (15:10):
I'm like, oh, so you only want to talk to
me and hit me up because you want to discount
up for my job?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Like that's just me that it's kind of weird because,
like you know, in our profession, there are certain hookups
we get less and less as time goes on, right,
I mean, you think radio station concert tickets, But it's
like I had someone the other day ask me, and
they do this certain thing where they say, hey, man,
how can I get Suns tickets?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
You know, like, well, what I mean, go to the.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Freaking ticketmaster, go to the booth and go get Sons tickets.
But they're asking me either a for me to give
them mine or give them the person might connect, and
it's I just say, I don't you know, I get
I get lost, and I try, I actually try to
get them for.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Them, and it's I hate it because I pull favors.
I don't want to pull right, and.
Speaker 9 (15:52):
It's like stressful for you to do because like what
if you can't pull it off and you feel bad?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Right the one time I thought, for sure, for sure,
for sure I could pull out off.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Remember this, it's the Foreigner.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
You're gonna say that.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Somebody asked me if I get tickets to Foreigner two
years ago, when of course I could do that, and
I couldn't. They were sold out and the fire marshals
shut it down and I couldn't get two tickets to foreigner.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
At a casino. Foreigner who wants to see foreign random band.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Pop Smoked Horn.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
There an eighties band, Miko have a great day. Thank
you for listening.
Speaker 12 (16:28):
Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Cooked me with the gift card because like the come on,
MI go come through for us all God, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Good stuff. It's John J. Rich L. Three. Hi, you're
on the air.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Oh my gosh, let me tell you. I have ninety
nine problems in my garages. One Kyle help. This is
my My marriage depends on it. I okay, so listen.
I by all means I'm not a hoarder. I walk
around my.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
House fine, my house is very clean.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
However my garage is otherwise. And I know I'm not. Again,
I'm not a hoarder, but I do find like really
good deals and actually a lot. Anybody who knows me
cracks up because they're like, oh, so are you having
your garage? My neighbors come and they're like, hey, I
need a BCR. I know you have to have one.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I'm like, I do.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Things come and like, I kid you not. My garage
saves the day more than anything. So my neighbors love it,
my friends love it, my kids adore it. However, my
husband hates it. He he had he gave me an old,
not an old. I wouldn't say a marriage ultimatum, but
he gave me an ultimatum. He's like, hey, I recently
(17:53):
had surgery, got really sick, have been very anyhow, so
point point blank is surgery. And he gave me some slack,
and he's like, all right, once, once you're out of
your six weeks after your surgery, he's like, you have
two months to clean it up or else I'm going
to go in there and I'm going to just trash
it all. And I'm panicking, right, I'm like, okay, this
(18:15):
is like stuff I spend a lot of money on
and I can't just have it in the trash can.
And you know, it's almost like I spent so much
money on it and it's still good, but I don't
want to put it in the rug sell and then
get like twenty five cents for it. So anyhow, give
me chips?
Speaker 8 (18:30):
What about like a subwords unit?
Speaker 7 (18:32):
I say, like, your husband's out of line, like your
clutter has purpose. Oh dear, I want to change in
mind by something.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
Did you bring to the table, dude?
Speaker 10 (18:45):
I did.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I'm like, did you.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Clean your closet? And you know what he does, he
has such nerve. He's like, actually, let me go in
my closet. Here's three pair of pants, here's ten shirts.
And I'm like, god, this is going the opposite way.
I'm like, okay, let if bad fires on me. So
I'm like, oh great, I'm like, Okay, that's not the point.
The point is that you have a lot of stuff
(19:07):
and he really doesn't. And he's like, no, I don't,
and it's just like it's never ending. So I did
start declutting, like, you know, I took a lot of
things to like other mothers, like good stuff, and I
got some store credit and you know, like the consignment starts.
I'm like, cool, take that. That doesn't hurt that bad.
But you know, it's like the bigger things that I'm like,
(19:28):
you know, we have a birthday party. Who wants to
create a decorator a thousand dollars to decorate when I
could do it just as well.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
So anyhow, Okay, So if a storage unit, like Peyton said,
isn't an option, because that can be really expensive. I
would say, the thing that always helps me, like indie cluttering,
is first organizing. Like so if you if there's a possibility,
like if you're really attached to all the clutter and
it does actually help you out and all these people
in your life benefit from it, like I would just
(19:55):
try organizing it first, and then your husband may not
be so annoyed with it, like that would be my
first step. And then while you're organizing it, you may go, oh, well,
maybe this thing isn't totally necessary, or maybe you could
start a really cool offer up and you could just
start making money off of that stuff. Yeah, I tried that, Okay,
I would try organizing it because it's all like when
(20:17):
it's all like perfectly put in situations in places, it
may not feel so invasive.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
You're right, you're right, Okay, Yeah, so maybe not having
him tiptoe around my stuff and maybe a.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Yeah, I give him, but he deserves that.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Before you clean up. I'm looking for eighty style be dazzler.
Do you have one of those in your garage?
Speaker 10 (20:38):
I want to give my jacket look and fly all
look for why you know what I have that isn't ridiculous?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
And I will never I told my daughter, this is
going to be in my will. You were going to
take this home for your children? Is I went to
a garage cell. Actually it was a state cell, and
they have things from back like segregation. This lady would
have really crazy things. So then I got this desk.
That's all wooden. I don't even mind sending a picture
(21:09):
over to you, guys. I've never seen anything like that. Well,
inside the desk there was a newspaper that you could
barely open it up because it would crumble, and you know,
I didn't want to do that. Well, right before the
daughter sold it to me, I think I paid fifty
bucks for it just because it looks that cool. There
was stuff in there from like Queen Elizabeth and like segregation,
(21:32):
like the blacks and the whites and the water fountains,
and I'm like, what can I just keep that? And
she's like, sorry, that's my grandmother's and I'm like great.
So I didn't want to be a jerk, but anyhow
so I feel like that lap desk, it's worth so
much money.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
So much? Did that TV show what is that anti
road show? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah, Well I got a good rich rich Watson White's
only fountain so bad.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Yeah, So anyhow, I feel like, yeah, I feel like
that may bring a fortune at some point, but yeah,
I probably need to take it to that pawn shop.
But yeah, well I want to make sure it's a
cruise enough a years so that they were like, Okay,
this is a once in a lifetime thing, you know.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, IV, thank you for calling.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
Thank you, have a good day. Nice good mornings, Dad,
your day with John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
I wake up with my favorite artist. Hey, this is
Sabrina Carpentery.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
What's up, guys?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
This is both Blows Benson Boone and you're waking up
with John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Time for stacks and hacks. I have stax information, Rich
has life hacks. This information I have is really good today.
If you ever want to embarrass your kid in public,
toss out a dad joke. It's still the most efficient
way to do it. One is six parents say dad
jokes and awful puns are the top things that can
make their kids cringe. Survey specificly look at family vacations
(22:53):
found the average parent embarrasses their child two to four
times per trip.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
And that is one way to embarrass your kids.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
I wish that was just how my dad chose to
embarrass us. Just a dad joke.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
He goes deep into paint.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
Come on, man, that man has no filter.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
A nineteen year old college student damaged seventeen vehicles in August,
and he asked chatchupy t if.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
He could go to jail for the vandalism.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
The cops found the chat cheap et conversation on his
phone and charged him with fel any property damage.
Speaker 9 (23:25):
Embarrassed like that, Come on, dude, if you're gonna.
Speaker 8 (23:28):
Be like that, like at least think smart.
Speaker 7 (23:30):
But that's something I feel like people don't really calculate,
is that, like chatgypt isn't like this private thing, right,
Like they're taking stuff from your chatchepete and giving you
ads very fun stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
There's a new health hack that I considered. When I
was reading about this, I thought maybe I could try,
but I don't know. It's on TikTok TikTok. It's called
a fifty jump trend. The minute you get out of bed,
you jump in place fifty times.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
It's supposed to be a quick way to get your
blood flowing first thing after waking up.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
I have seen the TikTok where they say that if
you jump one hundred times a day that you will
always have good muscles and you don't have to worry
about falling or any of that are not muscles but
good good bone density.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Okay, this I think is very relatable and hilarious. At
the same time, a woman paid seven hundred dollars. She
had a sound in her car. It was making a
weird noise. She took it to the mechanic and they
could not fix what was wrong with They couldn't he
was making a weird noise. Mechanics couldn't figure it out,
(24:29):
so they end up giving her a sixty thousand miles
tune up, which cost her seven hundred dollars. She brought
the car home, she realized that the sound was from
her phone connected to the Bluetooth and it was fireplace soundscaping.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
This is sound right here.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
This is out of her car, and the mechanics sit
in the car and we don't know what the hell
it is.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
She's like, my car is making a warm and inviting tone, right.
Speaker 8 (24:57):
She probably just had that on to like go to
sleep at night.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Amazon announced a new AI feature for ring cameras to
help find lost pets you'll be able to connect with
other ring users in your neighborhood and let them know
if your pet went missing. AI will automatically detect cats
and dogs and tell you if there's a possible match.
Speaker 8 (25:12):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Best horror movie from every year.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
It's official now every year from two thousand and five
until now. And I'm not a horror movie fan, but
I can tell you I've heard you guys talk about
like Insidious.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
Yeah, that's scary.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
That was number one scary movie in twenty ten. Drag
You to Hell that was two thousand and nine, The
Cabinet was twenty eleven, twenty twelve, Sinister.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
Yeah, sens oh, I actually really liked those movies.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Twenty thirteen was the Conjuring, get Out was twenty seventeen, Yeah,
twenty nineteen was Midsommar.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
Yeah, that one's creepy.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Twenty two was Nope, yep.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
And the scariest movie twenty twenty four is called I
Saw the TV Glow.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Never heard of it? Heard, never heard of it. What
do you got for livee hacks?
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Rich, Okay, let's talk about your iPhones. All your phones
actually so now more than ever, most people are like
the five G network, and scientists say, we don't know
yet what that does to your brain. So of course
you don't want to have your phone to your ear
that much, unless you're calling the show, then yes, please
do that. But they say the worst place is it
(26:18):
is by your bedside. So if you're one of those
people who use your phone for an alarm clock, and
that's your excuse to keep your phone by your bed,
experts now say, at least do us this favor. If
you don't have a separate alarm clock, keep your phone
across the room, set your alarm for as late as
you're gonna get up, so you don't have a bunch
of different alarms where you get you know, you just
(26:39):
hit stop or snooze or whatever. That way you don't
have that stuff going through your brain. Because they just
don't know in any time in history that anybody's ever
had that much stuff, that much electronic radiation five G
stuff going right into your skull. So please, if you
use your phone for an alarm clock, put it across
the room or maybe even in a different room so
you have to get it up, get up, and then
(27:01):
turn it off. That hackened many more at John jayand
Rich dot com
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