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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Every year around this time we get into people that
hate their customers. Because right everyone's shopping, there's rude people
at retail. We want you to call us an eight
seven seven nine three seven one four seven and tell
us why you hate your customers now. Meanwhile, there's a
list circulating a line of the perfect jobs for people
(00:22):
who hate people.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh interesting, think about that.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Think about people who hate people, and think about who.
What do you think is perfect job?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Like some like working remote, Yes, working remote is up here.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Number fifteen on this list, which could be number one,
is an assassin.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Oh yeah, that's good because you're eliminating people you don't
like them anyway, I would say like some kind of
data entry where you don't have to deal with people,
you're just dealing with numbers.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
So I was thinking like something where you can fix something,
maybe like construction or like auto shop type.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Of Okay, commercial truck drivers on the list, something like that,
that's good. Rich Note what you said is down on
the list, no data entry after our worse commercial cleaner,
a hand crafted soap maker. You don't have to deal
with people, locomotive engineer.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Oh, someone who works like with animals.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I got a farm.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
That's a good one, right, because you don't really work
with people.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
You're working with the animals.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Was that horticulture areas of houlture reduction and being an arborist,
a radiologist, radiologists on Here, you're sitting comfortably in a
darkening room all day by yourself, with the occasional physician
question or brief phone call to relay a critical result.
A commercial truck driver. You're driving is the loneliest thing
you can possibly do. A baker says. The only con
(01:37):
is you have to wake up early night shift security
guard at a museum. That's what these are for jobs,
perfect jobs for people who hate people. Any job that
allows you to wear earphones while working. Lighthouse keepers, Oh yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
They seem lonely.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
And the number one job for people who hate people
power plant operator. Most of it is sitting in a
room them at a control panel that auto fixes itself
ninety nine percent of the time. Power plant operator eight
seven seven ninety three seven one four seven. Nikki Ray
tell us why do you hate? And who do you hate?
Why do you hate your customers?
Speaker 6 (02:15):
The entitlement? It feels like this time of year because
I'm a dog groomer, and we usually book up weeks
in advance, so it just you know, they always call
last minute and they're wanting to get in, and you know,
when you can't fit them in, they're like, you know,
you sure you can't get me in? I need this
time in this day. It's only a five pound dog,
it'll take an hour.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You're like, yeah, it doesn't work that way.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
It doesn't work that way. Yeah, No, that's usually how
it doesn't. Like, you know, it's usually the little ones
that take you know, the longest because they're so tiny, and.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I feel like little dogs can be like vicious sometimes
too big dogs they're jumping, but like little ones, they
just are like all over the place.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, what if the customer pays you more? Will you
do it?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
You know, I if it's a regular customer, I might
be willing to like work with you. But like if
it's somebody who's you know, hit and miss, and then
they you know, just schedule whenever and expect the same
thing every time. You know, I'm not really I don't know,
I'm not really willing to work with that.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Okay, all right, that's a good reason to hate your customers.
Thanks for calling in. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I do you have any other ones?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Shoots a call eight seven seven ninety three seven one
four seven or DM.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
At John Jay VanNess. It's John Jay and Rich, John
Jay and Rich.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Nothing says the holidays, Happy holidays, like open up the
phone lines letting us know why you hate your customers.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
It's that time of year.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Eight seven seven ninety three seven one to four seven, Nathan,
why do you hate your customers?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
All right?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
So I'm a mail carrier out in Queen Creek, and
what we hate about our carrier or customers is year round,
they order all this stuff on Amazon and other places,
and we put it in those parcel lockers and then
they sit in those parcel lockers for weeks, and then
the holidays come around and they do the same thing,
(04:14):
and we don't have any parcel lockers that we can use,
which makes our days longer because now we have to
take the stuff to the door and we're out here
ten twelve, fifteen hours during the holidays because people aren't
checking their mail and getting their stuff out of the box.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Ooh, you know what.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
One of the mail carriers left my wife and notes
saying this is not a storage locker.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Please get your mail.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
We have those parcel lockers at our apartment complex. And
if you don't pick up your packages when within I
think it's like three or four days, and they charge
you and they just tax it onto like your account.
So that like completely, like I think, is a solution
to your problem, Nathan, But that's really annoying if people
don't have that.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Ye know, where are you, Nathan, right now, this very second?
Where are you?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
I'm sitting on the side of the road, so I'm
not distracted.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I hear your blinker that I was curious where you're
making a turn?
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Oh no, that's my hazard.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh smart, smart mail carriers safe? Are you delivered mail?
Are you in your mail truck?
Speaker 7 (05:12):
No, I'm in my personal vehicle.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Can I guess what street you're on in Queen Creek?
It sounds like you're either off riddenhouse or Elsworth.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Quote.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
I'm on Gamsel.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Oh never heard.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Of that one, Gansel in distress. All right, Thanks Nathan,
thank you for listening. Brother. Good by, Monica, tell us
why do you hate your customers? Monica? Hi?
Speaker 8 (05:35):
Oh hi, good morning. Oh my gosh. I hate my
customers because I work at a Burlington and they're just dirty.
I don't understand why they come in and just.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Tear apart the store.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
They bring their whole family, they bring their children, dump
them in the toy section, and then go about their business.
They take the coats off the racks after trying them
on and then throwing them over the top. There's trash everywhere.
They will literally look at you in the face because
we have to wear badges at say Burlington, and just
drop whatever they have, or they'll kick something underneath like
(06:12):
dead eye contact. What the Oh my goodness, people, come on,
if you treat this this way because US employees have
to clean it up, I can only imagine what your
home looks like.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
The first time I went to a Bornean coat factory,
it was amazing. I think you guys, I think that
story is incredible that way.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
I wish I understood why Peyton's dad treated that way.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Peyton's dad at the Christmas party the other day, he
was wearing that coat. I was like, I love this coat.
Where to get it? He's like, Burlington, we do have
some nice stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah, well, thank you, Monica, thank you for venting. That's
exactly what this is for.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
He Tail's tough man this time of year, especially on me.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
That tell us why you hate your customers?
Speaker 9 (06:53):
Why I hate my customers. I used to work for
an international delivery company. A week before Christmas, they would
gifts for their kids. It's not gonna ride. It comes
on a boat, and they called us, yelling at us
because they wanted it the same way from another country.
Happen all the time, back to back calls, and that's
(07:17):
just the customer service in general, but it's worse around
Christmas time.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's terrible. Thank you man, Thank you, Heather. Why do
you hate your customers?
Speaker 10 (07:28):
I it's not my customers. I just hate Dick.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Just a small little story.
Speaker 10 (07:33):
They forgot three uh security tags on my items I
purchased the other day. And I go in there yesterday,
find a supervisor.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
Heye, you taking off for me quick?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh you mean'sorting goods?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Like?
Speaker 9 (07:46):
What is she?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I thought you were a lesbian.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
What she's like? Okay, okay, we're falling.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
People hate their customers for sure. Customer that hates the.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Mercy the store. Okay, come on, they forgot the tags.
You have to go back.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:08):
So this grown man comes out of his line and
like tattles on me that I'm cutting the line, and
the supervisor's like, dude, go tuttle on someone else. She's
not cutting the line. We didn't do our job and
taking out these security tags, so settle down and like
go back, and he was just like throwing a complete
(08:28):
tantrum in the line.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I was like, is this is this a joke? Tough?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So you don't hate the store, you hate the customer
in the store. She's got all kinds of different phone.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Correct Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I think that is so frustrated when you do leave
a store and you still got that tag on that.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
And it's like it doesn't beat at you though, right,
So you go home and you try to wear your
new outfit and then you have to go back to
the store that you go to. It's like, does scanners
even work? Does it?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
No matter where you got it, that store becomes dis Yeah.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
It was like three of them though, it wasn't just one.
Like okay, I get it, but they were telling me
my golf balls might go off when I got out.
So it did go off, so I was like, oh,
it's the golf balls. He said that, but no ed mine.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Alli, Heather, thank you for sharing that with us.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
Thank you, Thanks bye
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Eight seven seven ninety three seven one O four seven
call us tell us why you hate your customers.
Every year around this time we get into people that
hate their customers. Because right everyone's shopping, there's rude people
at retail. We want you to call us an eight
seven seven nine three seven one four seven and tell
us why you hate your customers now. Meanwhile, there's a
list circulating a line of the perfect jobs for people
(00:22):
who hate people.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh interesting, think about that.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Think about people who hate people, and think about who.
What do you think is perfect job?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Like some like working remote, Yes, working remote is up here.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Number fifteen on this list, which could be number one,
is an assassin.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Oh yeah, that's good because you're eliminating people you don't
like them anyway, I would say like some kind of
data entry where you don't have to deal with people,
you're just dealing with numbers.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
So I was thinking like something where you can fix something,
maybe like construction or like auto shop type.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Of Okay, commercial truck drivers on the list, something like that,
that's good. Rich Note what you said is down on
the list, no data entry after our worse commercial cleaner,
a hand crafted soap maker. You don't have to deal
with people, locomotive engineer.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Oh, someone who works like with animals.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I got a farm.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
That's a good one, right, because you don't really work
with people.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
You're working with the animals.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Was that horticulture areas of houlture reduction and being an arborist,
a radiologist, radiologists on Here, you're sitting comfortably in a
darkening room all day by yourself, with the occasional physician
question or brief phone call to relay a critical result.
A commercial truck driver. You're driving is the loneliest thing
you can possibly do. A baker says. The only con
(01:37):
is you have to wake up early night shift security
guard at a museum. That's what these are for jobs,
perfect jobs for people who hate people. Any job that
allows you to wear earphones while working. Lighthouse keepers, Oh yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
They seem lonely.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
And the number one job for people who hate people
power plant operator. Most of it is sitting in a
room them at a control panel that auto fixes itself
ninety nine percent of the time. Power plant operator eight
seven seven ninety three seven one four seven. Nikki Ray
tell us why do you hate? And who do you hate?
Why do you hate your customers?
Speaker 6 (02:15):
The entitlement? It feels like this time of year because
I'm a dog groomer, and we usually book up weeks
in advance, so it just you know, they always call
last minute and they're wanting to get in, and you know,
when you can't fit them in, they're like, you know,
you sure you can't get me in? I need this
time in this day. It's only a five pound dog,
it'll take an hour.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You're like, yeah, it doesn't work that way.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
It doesn't work that way. Yeah, No, that's usually how
it doesn't. Like, you know, it's usually the little ones
that take you know, the longest because they're so tiny, and.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I feel like little dogs can be like vicious sometimes
too big dogs they're jumping, but like little ones, they
just are like all over the place.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, what if the customer pays you more? Will you
do it?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
You know, I if it's a regular customer, I might
be willing to like work with you. But like if
it's somebody who's you know, hit and miss, and then
they you know, just schedule whenever and expect the same
thing every time. You know, I'm not really I don't know,
I'm not really willing to work with that.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Okay, all right, that's a good reason to hate your customers.
Thanks for calling in. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I do you have any other ones?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Shoots a call eight seven seven ninety three seven one
four seven or DM.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
At John Jay VanNess. It's John Jay and Rich, John
Jay and Rich.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Nothing says the holidays, Happy holidays, like open up the
phone lines letting us know why you hate your customers.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
It's that time of year.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Eight seven seven ninety three seven one to four seven, Nathan,
why do you hate your customers?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
All right?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
So I'm a mail carrier out in Queen Creek, and
what we hate about our carrier or customers is year round,
they order all this stuff on Amazon and other places,
and we put it in those parcel lockers and then
they sit in those parcel lockers for weeks, and then
the holidays come around and they do the same thing,
(04:14):
and we don't have any parcel lockers that we can use,
which makes our days longer because now we have to
take the stuff to the door and we're out here
ten twelve, fifteen hours during the holidays because people aren't
checking their mail and getting their stuff out of the box.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Ooh, you know what.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
One of the mail carriers left my wife and notes
saying this is not a storage locker.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Please get your mail.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
We have those parcel lockers at our apartment complex. And
if you don't pick up your packages when within I
think it's like three or four days, and they charge
you and they just tax it onto like your account.
So that like completely, like I think, is a solution
to your problem, Nathan, But that's really annoying if people
don't have that.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Ye know, where are you, Nathan, right now, this very second?
Where are you?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
I'm sitting on the side of the road, so I'm
not distracted.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I hear your blinker that I was curious where you're
making a turn?
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Oh no, that's my hazard.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh smart, smart mail carriers safe? Are you delivered mail?
Are you in your mail truck?
Speaker 7 (05:12):
No, I'm in my personal vehicle.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Can I guess what street you're on in Queen Creek?
It sounds like you're either off riddenhouse or Elsworth.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Quote.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
I'm on Gamsel.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Oh never heard.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Of that one, Gansel in distress. All right, Thanks Nathan,
thank you for listening. Brother. Good by, Monica, tell us
why do you hate your customers? Monica? Hi?
Speaker 8 (05:35):
Oh hi, good morning. Oh my gosh. I hate my
customers because I work at a Burlington and they're just dirty.
I don't understand why they come in and just.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Tear apart the store.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
They bring their whole family, they bring their children, dump
them in the toy section, and then go about their business.
They take the coats off the racks after trying them
on and then throwing them over the top. There's trash everywhere.
They will literally look at you in the face because
we have to wear badges at say Burlington, and just
drop whatever they have, or they'll kick something underneath like
(06:12):
dead eye contact. What the Oh my goodness, people, come on,
if you treat this this way because US employees have
to clean it up, I can only imagine what your
home looks like.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
The first time I went to a Bornean coat factory,
it was amazing. I think you guys, I think that
story is incredible that way.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
I wish I understood why Peyton's dad treated that way.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Peyton's dad at the Christmas party the other day, he
was wearing that coat. I was like, I love this coat.
Where to get it? He's like, Burlington, we do have
some nice stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah, well, thank you, Monica, thank you for venting. That's
exactly what this is for.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
He Tail's tough man this time of year, especially on me.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
That tell us why you hate your customers?
Speaker 9 (06:53):
Why I hate my customers. I used to work for
an international delivery company. A week before Christmas, they would
gifts for their kids. It's not gonna ride. It comes
on a boat, and they called us, yelling at us
because they wanted it the same way from another country.
Happen all the time, back to back calls, and that's
(07:17):
just the customer service in general, but it's worse around
Christmas time.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's terrible. Thank you man, Thank you, Heather. Why do
you hate your customers?
Speaker 10 (07:28):
I it's not my customers. I just hate Dick.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Just a small little story.
Speaker 10 (07:33):
They forgot three uh security tags on my items I
purchased the other day. And I go in there yesterday,
find a supervisor.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
Heye, you taking off for me quick?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh you mean'sorting goods?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Like?
Speaker 9 (07:46):
What is she?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I thought you were a lesbian.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
What she's like? Okay, okay, we're falling.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
People hate their customers for sure. Customer that hates the.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Mercy the store. Okay, come on, they forgot the tags.
You have to go back.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (08:08):
So this grown man comes out of his line and
like tattles on me that I'm cutting the line, and
the supervisor's like, dude, go tuttle on someone else. She's
not cutting the line. We didn't do our job and
taking out these security tags, so settle down and like
go back, and he was just like throwing a complete
(08:28):
tantrum in the line.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I was like, is this is this a joke? Tough?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So you don't hate the store, you hate the customer
in the store. She's got all kinds of different phone.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Correct Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I think that is so frustrated when you do leave
a store and you still got that tag on that.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
And it's like it doesn't beat at you though, right,
So you go home and you try to wear your
new outfit and then you have to go back to
the store that you go to. It's like, does scanners
even work? Does it?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
No matter where you got it, that store becomes dis Yeah.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
It was like three of them though, it wasn't just one.
Like okay, I get it, but they were telling me
my golf balls might go off when I got out.
So it did go off, so I was like, oh,
it's the golf balls. He said that, but no ed mine.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Alli, Heather, thank you for sharing that with us.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
Thank you, Thanks bye
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Eight seven seven ninety three seven one O four seven
call us tell us why you hate your customers.
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