WKND Rewind: spooOOooky szn -> No Shave November

HOW is it already November??? Here's what happened on the show this week!

Kyle's BUTT!

WAR of the ROSES!

Nicki's jury duty story!

Ashley's CRAZY proposal!

2nd DATE UPDATE

+ so.much.more!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the John Jay and Rich radio program.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Two names, four hosts.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
And a whole lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
He meets John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I had a confrontation with Kevin Costner.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
What yeah, happen only in a John j Van world.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
I kidding.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
My wife was so mad at me, but I couldn't help.
My sister said, it's my autism, like autism. I go,
I go, I just took a couple of online quizzes.
It doesn't mean I'm autistic, and she's like, yes, it does.
So here's what happened with Kevin Costner. I'm a huge
Kevin Costner fan. Now he's in Yellowstone, right, He's got
a movie called Horizon. He's in Yellowstone. I love Yellowstone.

(00:39):
I didn't talk to him about Yellowstone. My sister's mad
at me that I didn't talk about Yellowstone, but that
wasn't on the forefront of my mind. I wasn't prepared
to meet Kevin Costner. So what happened was he has
a There was a big wiffleball tournament this weekend. Right,
kid named Logan Rose put together the wiffleball tournament. Kid's
eighteen years old. I'm so fascinated by this kid, and
all these people have bought teams, like Kevin cost A

(01:01):
bought a team. So there's a professional whiffleball team, and
like Gary varnerchick, Gary v has a team. Uh what's
it called perfect? Dude? Is that was called dude? Perfect
has a team? Right? So all the they had pro
teams and then they had rectly they had over forty
wreck teams and my son Jake was a wreck on
a wreck team.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
And you know what you pay to get into the
tournament or what do you It was.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Ten bucks to get in as a fan, so like
we paid ten bucks to go and sit down and watch.
But what happened when you look at the field. There
were just all these teams playing on a massive field
at one time. So I felt that I could walk around.
So my wife and I were also Love Pup was there.
They asked Love Pup to come by. We've had we
had a little display there. So I was walking around
and I look and I see Kevin Costner and he's
walking around taking pictures of the team, and I'm like,

(01:43):
holy smokes, there's Kevin Costner. And I get close enough
to see that he wears those on cloud shoes and
I know really close. And then I'm talking so that
I meet this guy Jason Rose. Jason is Logan's dad
and he was so proud of his son. Yeah, and
I'm talking to you, Jason Rose, and he's such a
nice guy. It's Jason Rose. Him and I are talking
and I see Ken. I go, look there's Kevin cost

(02:04):
and he goes, oh, yeah, you want me to introduce you.
I'm like, yes, please, Oh my god. It happens so
fast i'd have time to get nervous. And he walks
me over Kevin cost and introduces me. Now, I say,
I'm gonna I'm gonna go through all the head the
thoughts in my head. I say, it's nice to meet you.
I'm John Jay and he goes, I'm Kevin Costner. Nice

(02:25):
to meet you. And I'm like, oh no, he thinks
Jay's my last name, or he would have just said
I'm Kevin. Right, I'm John Jay and he goes, I'm
Kevin Costner. Like I want to be like, no, it's
my first name. But I didn't, right, But I had
this battle in my head of like, come.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
On already, you're so you're spitting already, Ken Cosh.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
So he said Kevin Costler. So I think twice in
our conversation I called him Kevin Costner, and you should.
So there's a movie that he won two Academy Awards
for called Dances with Wolves. It's a fantastic movie. I
say to him. I go, I gotta tell you Dances
with Wolves movie. I said, I love the part when
your character is trying to translate what buffalo means to

(03:06):
the Native Americans and he's touching his shoulders and he
goes Tatanka, tatanka, and I go, I do it all
the time by myself. I go to Tanka, Ta Tanka
and he goes, you know the scene right after that
he goes, I look over at Robert Duval, and Duval
looks at me and says, are you the guy that
killed my friend? And I shot the guy and I'm like,
that didn't happen. In Dancing Wolves. He goes open range.

(03:27):
He goes, Tantanka is open range, and I go, no,
it's not. I go, open Range is a totally separate movie.
Sorrying Robert Duval and you I go, Dancing Wolves does
not have Robert Duvall in it, and he goes, ta
Tanka is open rage. He's wrong, he's wrong. Yeah, he's
totally wrong.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
So he's arguing with you about that.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, and then he then he quotes the line again,
are you the guy that killed my friend? And I'm like,
that didn't happen in Dancing Wolves. So and it's driving
me up the freaking wall. The Kevin Costner. It reminded
me of the time trying to talk to rich about
the Peanut and Cashew's right, Kevin Costerer's And I'm like,
I know it's your movie. I know you wrote and
directed both movies, but you're wrong, Kevin Cosser.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
You're also like, this guy's done so many movies.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Right, it's a western, although he won two Academy Awards
for Dance Wolves. So now there's another movie he made.
It's a great movie. It's one of his first movies.
It's called No Way Out. It's a spy movie. And
in the movie, he plays this like military guy and
he's having an affair with the President of the United

(04:31):
States mistress all right, she gets murdered after they take
a selfie together. And it's old school film and the
film as throughout the movie, there's a person they're trying
to find out who murdered the mistress, and in the
negative is Kevin Coster, and you're through the film. They're
using technology to get the negative to come and be developed,
and you find out it's him, right, So I say

(04:52):
to him, by the way, it's kind of a bummer
with all these remakes. They said that they couldn't really
do remake No Way Out because of the negative, and
you're in it, you know the big twist at the end,
and he goes, they remakes by movies all the time.
He goes, they could totally remake No Way Out.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
I go, no, they can't, and I don't want to
talk to this.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
You're impossible.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
He goes. He literally walks away.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
From this little clouds squeaking.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
He walks away from me to go watch another another whiffball,
and I'm like, oh my god, I can't believe I'm
argued with Kevin Costler. So I went home and pulled
Open Range with Robert Duvall. I saw the scene he's
talking about. And then I when I pulled Dancing with Wolves,
and I saw the scene I'm talking about, and I
say this from the bottom of my heart with so
much respect, Kevin Costa, you are wrong I.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Remember both you are correct on that fight on how
they could not remake.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Find a way to send them clips. I got away.
We met on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I just wanted to tell you next year at the
whifftball thing, you gotta click come with the little ipade.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Unless you know, I mean, he probably, I mean, he
was probably wasn't prepared to have somebody talk to him
about Dancing with Wolves. He probably thought it was Yellowstone
because Yellowstone is still out, Yellowstone is huge. He in fact,
the guy's been was in the tabloids a week ago,
you know what I mean, Like, he probably wasn't expected that.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
If you were to talk to Taylor Sheridan, that's probably
why he's not on Yellowstone. They probably had a conversation
like that where Taylor's shared it's like that didn't happen
in that movie, and Kevin cotsks like, fine, just kill
me off the show. Kill me in the first episode.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
I was like, maybe this guy's experiencing you know, early
on site dementia or Alzheimer's that he doesn't remember because
he doesn't remember it. Because I mean to me, those
that movie Dance with Wolves made such a massive impact
on me, and I remember almost every scene of that
movie and you guys haven't seen it yet. It's phenomenal,
and he wrote it and directed it until holds up
to yeah it's long. Yeah it's long.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
It's phenomenal and there so I'm sure everybody talks about Yellowstone,
and I get it. Yellowstone's huge.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
You wanted to go somewhere different than Yellowstone.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I wasn't trying to go somewhere. That was just what
popped up in my mind. And then I thought all
these other movies he was in, and I just didn't
want to bring it up anyway.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Did you have to tell me he's wrong again?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
I wonder if he had those on clouds. I wonder
if he had the ones that squeak when you walk away.
I was doing it in the news, the big ones
or big Everybody's complaining.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
So he was wearing the white on clouds and then
later the whiffle ball So what happened At the end
of the wiff ball tournament they played uh Field of
Dreams and he was there and he hosted it, so
you can watch Field of Dreams with Kevin Coster. He
posted a picture later and he was wearing cowboy boots
in the picture, and I'm I'm trying to figure how

(07:35):
like I like to pack. I'm like, what a pain
in the ass to bring tennis shoes and cowboy boots.
I'm like, did he carry on and put the cowboy
boots and the on clouds at the same time? Did
he carry on? Think? What do you do? Because that
I think?

Speaker 6 (07:46):
But also like, can you imagine Kevin Coster brings like
can I put my cowboy boots over here till I
have to wear I'm a change into him at some
point there was an outfit change.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Right, yeah, yeah, So I'm just that's what I'm trying
to figure that out and humanize him a little bit
and figure out did he have a debate or is
it no problem just bringing cowboy boots? Like it seems
like to me, if I was going somewhere, I'm not
gonna wear my cowboy unless we're home here, we're going
to an event, I'll put cowboy boots.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
On it, but put them in a suitcase to pack
his own bag.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I think. So he seems like a normal guy outside
of that.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
I feel like he's got people to do.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
That, and he probably had a plane that had plenty
of room for cowboy backs and carry on, right, just.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
A little thing I'm letting you guys know. So anyway,
I apologize to get costs for mat respect. But you're wrong,
he dummy.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
If you get free roses, it's a trap. The War
of the Roses starts right now on John Jay and Ridge.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
It's time for War of the Roses. Olivia, Good morning.
What's going on with you?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
So?

Speaker 7 (08:38):
I've been with my boyfriend for about two years, but
for the last four months or so, I just feel
like it's been like off. And he used to text
me all the time, and now like like hours will
go by without a reply. He's been turning his phone
off at night so randomly, like turn off his location.
And he's always working late and his I'm I check

(09:00):
its paced up, Like his paycheck doesn't look any different.
So if he's working like that doesn't make any sense.
And I just I just keep trying to give him
the benefit of the doubt because like I want to
trust him. But I looked at his company's Facebook page
and this, like this just really set me over the edge.
They posted pictures from their Halloween party and there's my
boyfriend who's dressed as Travis Kelcey with one of his

(09:23):
co workers who's dressed as Taylor Swift.

Speaker 8 (09:26):
They got matching costumes.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
Their arms are around each other, She's literally holding up
her hand with a fake engagement ring, and I'm like like,
are you are you free? Like and then he told
me he wasn't even feeling Halloween this year, so we
weren't going to do anything. And I don't, I don't know.
It just feels really weird and like I can't. I
can't deny the Halloween photos like that is weird. And

(09:49):
then for him to tell me that we're not doing
Halloween but that he did it with her, I'm confused.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Did you not ask him about that when you see
the pictures? Like, what's going on here? I know it's work,
but talk to me.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
He he just denies everything. He's like, Oh, don't worry
about it. It's just for a company party. It's not
a big deal. It's just a joke.

Speaker 9 (10:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (10:07):
But like I feel you though, Olivia, because if my
fiance was like posed up with like couple's costume with
someone else and it's like like looks kind of couplish,
I think that would rub me the wrong way too.
It's like, why couldn't you go find your buddy down
the hall and after with him?

Speaker 11 (10:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
Last year we talked about doing Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelsey and John Jy was gonna be Travis Kelce and
I was gonna be Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
And I told Scott and he was like, that's hilarious,
you know.

Speaker 9 (10:31):
What I mean?

Speaker 10 (10:31):
Like, yeah, no, totally.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
But I think when you pair it with all the
other shady things he's doing, I can see why it
gives you that really that just pit in your stomach.
That's like this is a little off because you're telling
me you don't want to do anything with me, but
you're fine to do it at work, just because it's
a work thing. Like I think it's the everything combined
that makes it like icky.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
Exactly, and then the detail of the fake engagement, right.

Speaker 10 (10:57):
Yeah, that's what is weird to me, Like you like,
what's the picture, Like, is you like down on one
knee proposing to Taylor Swift or she just like, oh
my gosh, look at me, Like now irritate me like.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
This this year's costume. I was pitching to Kyle she'd
be a bride and I'd be a groom.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Weddings accurate accurate.

Speaker 10 (11:23):
So we have different working relationships with one another, Like
our job is what makes our job.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
So different, you know what I mean? People have their
own relationships for the When we talk about, like what
are we doing for our Halloween costumes? We always try
to do something topical and out there. And maybe that's
kind of the conversation that went along with work. But
like he's he's coming home late, like he's hiding his phone,
he's turning his location off?

Speaker 9 (11:45):
Where are you?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
A weird one?

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Where are you?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
That's the weird one? Is it kind of a pain
to go turn off your location? Like you really got
to think about I don't want somebody else steps for sure.
You don't want somebody to know your where you're at.
Otherwise you would never really think about it. If you're
not doing anything wrong, you're not hiding anything.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Well, let's see who he sends flowers to. Does he
send him to the titor swift coworker or no, what's
his name, Olivia Haya? What's the coworker's name?

Speaker 8 (12:13):
Brittany, Brittany.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
It's always a Brittany, always Courtney.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
They actually always Jennifer's Oh my gosh.

Speaker 10 (12:25):
People are up visit my Sorry. My friend named Courtney
in high school slept with my boyfriend. So any girl
that did him wrong, I'm like, her name is probably Courtney.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
So Olivia, hold online. We're gonna get him on the phone.
We're gonna see who sends the flowers too. Okay, so
hang tight, we'll get that set up.

Speaker 12 (12:38):
Next.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
War the Roses continues with John Jaye Rich Rich Jah
Jane Rich. We're in the middle War of the Roses.
You got Olivia. She thinks her boyfriend Hayden is up
to something shading because he does a couple of costumes
with this girl at work, but not with her.

Speaker 9 (12:54):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
They did Tittor Swift and Travis Kelcey and he doesn't
want to do a costume at home, right, he doesn't
want to even do anything. So she's like, something's up.
Plus he's been acting kind of weird right doing they's
location off, hiding his sphone, coming home from work late.
All right, So, Olivia, are you ready for us to
call Hayden see who says the flowers too? I am okay, Kyli,
are you ready?

Speaker 4 (13:12):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Okay, let's do it.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Hello, good morning.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Is Hayden available?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Oh perfect, Hi Hayden. My name's Cassie. I'm with a
new company. We're called J and R Flowers. We're trying to,
you know, get the name out there.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
I do some marketing and so you've actually been chosen
for a pretty cool promotion. We're calling post for Pedals.
So you get to send our most romantic booquet of
flowers to anyone you want, anywhere, and kind of all
we ask in return is that you post about us
on whichever social media platform you use the most. So
I don't need any credit card or there will be
no form of payment needed or anything.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Like that, and you just get to like surprise someone's
by in your life.

Speaker 13 (14:01):
Uh sorry, how'd you get some?

Speaker 4 (14:04):
They just hand me a sheet with a lot of
phone numbers on it.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
It's above my pay grade, but it's pretty cool that
you've been chosen to do this because this bouquet is
usually almost one hundred dollars, so it's going to make
quite the impression.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
If you've got someone special in your life, start thinking.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
About them and like I said, I don't need any
payment or anything like that, but I will send it
out with a card, and I usually just tell people like,
this is your chance to personalize it.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
They're pretty romantic on their own.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
But you can say whatever you'd like in the card
and we can actually get them sent out as early
as this afternoon.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
Are you in.

Speaker 13 (14:35):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (14:37):
So just let me know the message you want in
the card and then we can go name an address
and I'll actually.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Give you a delivery time as well. Okay, I'm ready
whenever you.

Speaker 13 (14:49):
Yeah, let's send in to Brittany. Can you are you
able to do emojis?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Yeah, we can do emojis.

Speaker 13 (14:56):
Okay, so let's do from Travis through Taylor with a
winkie face.

Speaker 7 (15:04):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 8 (15:05):
Hayden Olive?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Youa what the hell?

Speaker 7 (15:09):
Let's go on now, don't play dumb. You just sent
your little tailors with coworker flowers. I only know that
it's his name because I stopped her on Facebook because
she was tagged on your company profile and you told
me to see if you weren't in the mood for Halloween,
and then you wore a matching couple's costume holding hands
with a fake engagement ring. Have you lost your mind?

Speaker 13 (15:29):
It was just a stupid work thing. You It wasn't
that deep, not that deep.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
You've been distant for months, you've been lying about working late.
Now you're sending flowers to another girl. You know how
much I love Halloween. It's literally my my thing, and
you went you did it to someone else.

Speaker 13 (15:47):
You're being so dramatic. It was fun, everyone was dressed up.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Hey, I want to I want to jump in for
a second and let Hayden know that he's on the radio. Hayden,
you're on the radio, and you could say she's being dramatic,
But you sent flowers to the girl you work with?

Speaker 13 (16:02):
Are you kidding me? Right now? You called the radio?

Speaker 7 (16:06):
Yeah, yeah I did. Because you've been nicely weird. No,
don't gaslight me. Okay, you've been a Debbie downer about
everything that I do, And now I see why you're
saving all of your energy for her.

Speaker 13 (16:17):
You know what, Oliot, maybe maybe this isn't just maybe
it's just not working anymore.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
We obviously not for her either.

Speaker 13 (16:29):
You're always looking for something to fight about. I'm just
tired of it.

Speaker 7 (16:34):
Whatever you're you literally cheated and now I'm the problem.

Speaker 8 (16:38):
You're You're so disgusting.

Speaker 7 (16:40):
I hope that your next Helenen costume is a clown,
because that's what you are.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Shots fired.

Speaker 10 (16:46):
But I mean, like, why would you send roses to
your coworker with like winkie faces and things like that,
Like that's.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
A little weird because he likes hearn he doesn't want
to admit it right now.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 10 (16:57):
Yikes? I'm not doing the radio because you were so
quick to just end your relationship. Besides that, that's odd
to me. And I feel like, Olivia, your intuition was
right right, Like.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
You're always looking for something to fight about. You just
sent romantic roses to someone.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Else for me.

Speaker 8 (17:15):
I think we're done here.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, sorry about that, Olivia.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
We'll have a great Halloween, you guys.

Speaker 10 (17:21):
Well, like tomorrow, Olivia, you can go to a Halloween party.
You go dressing like your cutest little, skimpy little outfit
and go get you a new man.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
That's what I would do, exactly.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
A skippy outfit like in costume though like a well.

Speaker 10 (17:36):
Exactly because like we could quote the.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Mean girl's life, bloody doctor.

Speaker 10 (17:41):
Halloween is the only day of the year that you
can dress like a total beep and not get judged.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
For Yeah, all right, Hayden, Sorry man, okay, Olivia, thanks
for jumping on there with us. I'm sorry that worked
out that way, but thanks for trusting us to give
you the information you wanted. Right, So he's cheating. That's
wore the roses.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
You guys, you've got questions and we have four unqualified
people to give you answers.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
It's John, Jay and Rich always always telling you. You
can get a hold of us on the iHeartRadio app.
Tap the microphone. It's the talkback feature. It's a really
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nineteen thirty three and this is the Drunk Doll Lounge.

Speaker 14 (18:27):
So last night I got two white drunk and I
was like dancing to let it know. Ray, I'm like
crying and I'm like feeling myself. I want to be
mister serious.

Speaker 7 (18:42):
I get out my eyebrows, I cut myself bang.

Speaker 14 (18:47):
And I woke up this morning and listen in the
mirror with like clarity and I have baby not mysterious
at all.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
I don't know, oh.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Baby, so she said.

Speaker 10 (19:10):
Probably like stick out. That's terrible, poor girl, because you
can't hide banks.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
No, that's tough to.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Bobby pins, make them fridge out a little bit too
right off, Like I'm fred.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Have you guys ever had that before?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:23):
I had bangs in like third grade. My sister thought
it would be really cool to cut me. I think
you looked really cool with bangs. I was like, really,
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Just trust me, Just trust me. And she cut them
so short that it was like I don't even know
if they were an inch this ticking.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 15 (19:43):
Yeah, And I was like, this is no worse.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
She's like, don't worry about it, they'll grow out.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
I'm like, you're aware that you're here.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
It was terrible.

Speaker 16 (19:52):
We were doing a graduation trip from my husband for
college and we got an airbnb. My son was gonna
get a room because he was eighteen years old and
always got the short end of the stick. My niece
was going to sleep on the couch and while her
parents slept in a room. Her mom got upset and
asked why was she not getting the master bedroom? Man,

(20:14):
my husband was the one graduating. That's why.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, that's about I know.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Sometimes you can just call some event exactly.

Speaker 10 (20:28):
HQ.

Speaker 9 (20:31):
Hey man, I know y'all had something going on a
couple of days ago about the jeep slug beat beat thing,
and uh, I just wanted to say that there is
one for tesla. It's called the Tesla wrestler. So anytime
you see a tesla, you drop what you're doing and
the person next to you go ahead and drop him

(20:52):
on the ground and put him in an all board
driving hard not to getting the wrecked that way.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
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(21:31):
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Speaker 1 (23:01):
It's John, Jay and Rich. So the Jesse McCartney ongoing
story is that the phone number we have for him,
Jesse McCartney, pop star actor. Now he's social media guy.
We kept calling him Colin McCollum, who got the wrong number,
and the guy called back and said, hey, this isn't
Jesse McCartney. So we want to know what did you
used to own or what do you own that a
celebrity used to own? Katie, good morning, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 12 (23:23):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Great? How are you? So do you own something that
used to belong to a celebrity?

Speaker 12 (23:28):
So not exactly a celebrity, but when my brother was
in high school, he had the cell phone number that
was published in the Yellow Pages as Red Lobster. He
would get called all the time about making reservations, and
it got to the point where he just started answering
his phone call as hey, it's a great day at

(23:49):
Red Lobar. People would people would make reservations with him.
And he even I just texted him right now to
get the fact straight before I was on. And he
said that one time an employee had called in and
gave him this whole long story about why he couldn't
be in that day, and he just said, okay, well,
I'm a new coworker here, but I'll pass it along
to the manager. He said, this went on for years.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
What a great story.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
At some point you might as well just jump in
and embrace it, right, You might as well totally.

Speaker 12 (24:21):
Yeah, there was nothing he could do about it, and
he was in high school. We didn't change our numbers
back then, so he just went along with it. He
actually got a kick out of it.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
He thought it was hilarious the Yellow Pages. I mean,
what a misprint. Who screwed that up? That's big.

Speaker 12 (24:35):
I have to tell you guys too. I have been
listening to you guys since two thousand and one, born
and raised in guys got on the air, so I
grew up with you. This is yeah, this is so
surreal being on with you guys.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Right now, and this is the first time you called
in ever.

Speaker 12 (24:50):
And I live in North Carolina now and still listening
to you guys every day, so I'm one day late.
That's why I'm calling it.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
That's awesome.

Speaker 12 (24:55):
And now have everybody here listening to you guys too.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, you that was a hum digger. You wait all
those years, twenty five years. It tell us that story
and it's no one tell my story. That's a great story.

Speaker 12 (25:06):
Come in with a great.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
You wrapped it up. Plus nobody can beat that. What's celebrity?
What thing from a celebrity? You used to own? My
brother had the red lobster phone number, Boom out of
the park.

Speaker 12 (25:18):
I mean I think that Trump's everything.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, for sure, Katie, thanks for listening, Thanks for calling in.

Speaker 12 (25:23):
Thank you so much for Yeah, of course it good
to talk to you guys.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, So you can listen like Katie, she listens on
the free iHeartRadio app. Just download it and then search
one of four seven Kiss FM, or listen to our
podcast we got on demand podcast and afterwards podcast all free.
I'm the app wherever you get podcasts. John Jay and
Rich come for the John Jay and Ridge.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
But let's be honest, if you stay for Kyle and Peyton,
it's John Jay and Ridge.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I saw this survey of the twenty five best horror
villains of all time ranked, and I want to know
if anybody could guess number one. You get Party in
the Park tickets. Can you guys guess? If you guys
can guess in here, that could be interesting too. I
don't think anyone will guess.

Speaker 10 (26:02):
You said it's horror villain.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
The twenty five best horror villains of all time? Who
do you think is number one?

Speaker 5 (26:07):
I have a guess?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Go ahead?

Speaker 10 (26:08):
Is it Pearl Pearl? The Hell's Pearl from the franchise,
The Pearl and Maxine and the Ex Have you guys
seen that?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah? It was from that movie. There's like two movies
out cuties. Really.

Speaker 10 (26:21):
Yeah, they have like the Pearl one, then they have.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Old Lady.

Speaker 10 (26:27):
Yeah, they have like Maxine and it's so good. That's
Maya Goth. I think she's married to like Shila Ba.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Okay, it's not in the top twenty.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
What about Lord Voldermore's Thou who Shall not be Named
from Harry Potter Horror Villain Horror?

Speaker 6 (26:41):
Okay, so you're looking for like Freddy Krueger, Jason, like Jason.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Is number eleven on this left.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
Okay, Okay, a clown from It Okay, that's excellent.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, he is scary anywise.
Number ten.

Speaker 10 (26:56):
I think they just dropped like a new documentary or
a new TV show based off they did.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
It's on who I think on HBOS. Bruce the shark
from Jaws is number thirteen. Carry from the TV movie
Carry is up there, Pinhead from Hell Raisers number fifteen,
the Jigsaw Killer from Saw. Yeah, he's number twenty one. Really,
that's pretty far down. Leather Face leather Face from Texas
Chainsaw Massacre number twenty two, Godzilla is number nine, Freddy

(27:24):
Krueger is number eight, ghost Face from Scream is number.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Seven, Slimmer from Ghostbusters.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Candy Man from Candy Man is number six. Michael Myers
from Halloween, Oh yeah, he's number five. Norman Bates from
Psycho is number four? What about Leaves three? What about
Satan from the Exorcist? Satan is not in there?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Good one though, didn't even make.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Kind of stuff up that game?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
The best horror villain of all time? You guys? Can
you try to guess at least the top?

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah? What about uh, the blair Witch, the Blair Witch Project?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Nope?

Speaker 4 (28:06):
What other horror movies are there? Peyton? You've watched all
these movies?

Speaker 10 (28:10):
I do, I do like these horror movies, but I'm not.
Is it the Nun for their insidious?

Speaker 5 (28:15):
The one?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Is there?

Speaker 6 (28:16):
A bad guy?

Speaker 4 (28:17):
And get Out? Like the villain from Get Out?

Speaker 3 (28:19):
The White People People?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
White People?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Where's white people?

Speaker 8 (28:24):
Know that?

Speaker 3 (28:24):
John Jay? White people?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Not in the top one thousand?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Interesting?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Hello John Jay? And rich who's this? Madia? Who do
you think is the all time biggest horror villain of
all time?

Speaker 10 (28:39):
The Nun?

Speaker 1 (28:40):
No? No, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
I didn't hear you say Norman Bates from Psycho.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, I did, yeah before He's not up there? No,
thank you, Madia? Oh sorry, hello, good morning? Who's this?
Oh Brodica? Are you do you know who the number
one horror villain of all time is?

Speaker 17 (28:59):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (29:00):
See, I would say, count Dracula.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
That's number one.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Do that?

Speaker 4 (29:07):
And how is that a better villain than the other
ones that are in the top ten.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Annibal Letter is number two, Frank Frank sided number three.
Count Dracula number one? Ronicka, you just got tickets a
party in the park.

Speaker 15 (29:19):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
I love me some vampire movies.

Speaker 10 (29:24):
I feel like Dracula is not scary.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
I know, you gotta watch a real dract movie.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
You got to watch Bram Stoker's Dracula, the one who
directed that holds up.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Though, right, that's it's it can't It's probably super cheesy, now, right?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
You know who the Dracula is Jackson Lamb. Yeah, well,
hold on, we're gonna set you a party of the
park tickets. Hold on if you watch it like that, No,
that's Dracula's scary scar anyway, that's the number one villain
of all time.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
The next segment we're going to do is called second
Date Update, because that's what we're going to try and
get and that's what the bit is called Second Date Update.
Starts right now on John Jay and Ridge.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Time for Second Date Update. You meet somebody who got
a date you expected to be a second date, it
doesn't happen. You don't know why you come to us? Bryce,
Good morning, Good morning. What's your story? Bryce?

Speaker 17 (30:17):
Honestly, and I'm sure you all hear this a lot,
but I'm just really confused. I went out with this chick,
her name is Sammy, and I swear everything went great,
like amazing. I couldn't have had a better time. We
matched on hinge, and so I decided to ask her
out for dinner. We went to Postinos, and like from

(30:39):
the second we sat down, the chemistry was just there.

Speaker 13 (30:42):
We were laughing, we were.

Speaker 17 (30:43):
Talking about music, travel, and then after dinner we walked
around downtown for a bit and ended up getting ice cream,
and it was awesome. Like she was leaning into me,
she was flirting, she was touching my arm. Definitely, it
was just very natural, natural, cirtatious. And when I dropped

(31:05):
her off, like we kissed good night and I left thinking, Wow,
this could actually be something great. But I never I
never heard from that for that night, and she's completely disappeared,
no text, no calls, nothing. I've been like replaying the
date over and over in my head trying to figure
out what I did wrong, And honestly, I have no idea.
I really liked her and I was hoping to see
her again. So I just figured that maybe you guys

(31:26):
could help out reaching out to her and see what's
going on.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Well, which one of you two had hemorrhoids?

Speaker 9 (31:32):
Neither?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh you said you got ice cream? Ice yeahs cream.
She's like girls, she's got a hemorhise. I'm I can't
believe it took me to a preparation age.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
I mean that would do.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Say ice cream again? I was wondering where you were
going with say it again? We say ice cream?

Speaker 17 (31:55):
Ice cream?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Okay, now you're enunciating ice cream. We would not got
some mass cream.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
That's a far different ask on a first date. You
want to go get some mass cream to get.

Speaker 9 (32:10):
A gel?

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Sorry for that side check?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Was how long?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Was how long?

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Was the kiss? Was it a peck or was it
a like we're doing this again? Kiss from her it was.

Speaker 17 (32:22):
A nice like, yeah, I like you like this is
It wasn't a peck was a little bit longer than that.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Hmm.

Speaker 17 (32:29):
I don't know. It feels like it happened so quick,
but at the same time it lasted a.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Little while, you know, like time stopped.

Speaker 17 (32:36):
Yeah, like it wasn't. It wasn't full on like French kissing.
It was no tongue, but it was it was good.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
I can't see, like of of anything we've heard why
she would ghost you, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Unless maybe someone else said she was kind of seeing
something after the date.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Maybe they won, maybe they went on.

Speaker 10 (32:52):
A better deepens sometimes you know, to take that to
the chin.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Right, So how are we on? Like what is she doing?
You texting? Your calling your she's not responding or is
just going to voicemail texting her?

Speaker 3 (33:03):
What?

Speaker 17 (33:04):
Well, I I've texted her a few times and like
let her know how much fun I had and I
thought we had great chemistry and uh, you know, letting
her know I really wanted to see her again. And
then I called a couple of times. I left a
couple of voicemails, you know.

Speaker 13 (33:17):
Each time.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Like maybe it's too much anymore.

Speaker 17 (33:22):
Well, it's the thing, like, I didn't want to be
too pushy, so I just gave it a couple. Uh.
People are busy, they got their lives. I don't know,
So I just had a couple like initial text and
call and then uh, and then a secondary follow up
text and call Like that hasn't been crazy?

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Okay, Well give us a few We're gonna get her
on the phone. Okay, we're gonna find out why she's
blowing you off. So hang tight, we'll get Sammy on
the phone. Second ate update continues next time and Rich,
we are in the middle of second date update. Bryce,
we're not with Sammy.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
You know, fall brings new love, new romance, the change
of season, and the promise of a kiss good night.
But in Sammy's case, they ended up at Postino. The
only thing whinye is Bryce not getting his second date
where let's find out why Sammy blew me him off.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
That's a pretty good recap, right Bryce, Yeah, that's about right. Okay,
hold on, we're gonna get her on the phone and
find out why she's pulling you off.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
So hold on, Hello, Hi is Sammy.

Speaker 10 (34:32):
There is Hi. My name is Peyton. I'm with John
Jay and Rich. We just wanted to talk to you
really quickly on the radio if you're down.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Oh okay, Hi Sammy. Yes, we do this thing where
we asked people to tell us about a date they
went on that they thought they had great chemistry, but
there isn't a second date. They want to know why
there is a second date, so they tell us they're
all about their first date, which is what happened with
a guy named Bryce. And Bryce told us about this

(34:59):
great date he went on with you, and then he
says he's been reaching out to you and you're blowing
him off. So what we do is called you to
find out why you're blowing him off. Then what we'll
do is let him know and let him down gently, unless,
of course it's miscommunication. You want to see Bryce.

Speaker 8 (35:16):
Oh wow, Yeah, I definitely remember Bryce. Honestly, I feel
really bad about this. The truth of my fiance and
I got into a really big fight, like we called
off an engagement. That's how bad it was. And I

(35:39):
feel so bad because I just downloaded Hinge so that
I could distract myself, you know, maybe meet someone new.
And that's where I met Bryce, and he was super sweet.
We went on one date. We had dinner, and.

Speaker 18 (35:54):
And it did work.

Speaker 8 (35:55):
I mean, you know, being with Bryce, so I really
did made me feel really positive. He was really easy
to talk to, he was funny. We really did have
really great chemistry. But the fact of the matter is
the next day my my fiance and I ended up
talking it out, and you know, we just, I mean,
we got back on track to you know, getting married,

(36:18):
so we didn't realized that we love each other and
we want to fix things. So just basically, right when
we kind of came to that conclusion is when Bryce
really started calling and texting and trying to follow up.
And I really didn't want my fiance to find out
that I had been on a date. You know, when
we were broken up.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Fiance didn't even know you just got back. He didn't,
he didn't feel you go on another day and go
wait a minute, and I'm stepping in here. He doesn't
even know you went on another date.

Speaker 8 (36:45):
No, he did, he he does not, He did not.
I mean, you know, I just I feel really bad
about hurting Bryce. I mean, I I did just block
him entirely because I just you know, didn't want to
have that, you know, blowing up my phone and I
was just packing things up with my fiance and it

(37:05):
was just really really bad timing. But I really thought
he was such a great guy. And I don't even
I just panicked, you know.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
It was just is your fiance there? Can we talk
to him quick?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
No?

Speaker 8 (37:17):
No, he is not here, and you know, actually he
does not know.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
But yeah, I h I will.

Speaker 8 (37:25):
I will tell him because I don't think we should
go forward in this either. But I don't think that
he would.

Speaker 9 (37:30):
You know.

Speaker 8 (37:31):
It's not like anything major happened or anything. And we
were I mean, we went from being all the way
on I don't know, we all did it.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Yeah, it's a good reason to not get back to Bryce.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Bryce is on the phone.

Speaker 8 (37:45):
Really didn't mean to. I didn't mean to drag someone
else into this.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Listen. Bryce is on the phone right now listening. Bryce.

Speaker 17 (37:52):
Hey, I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (37:54):
Bryce is on the phone.

Speaker 9 (37:56):
Wait.

Speaker 17 (37:58):
Okay, so you had a fiance this whole time?

Speaker 8 (38:03):
Yeah, I'm yes, Well not when we actually matched on
hinge and went on a date. No, I didn't at
that particular moment now.

Speaker 17 (38:13):
But before and after all yeah, I mean, uh yeah,
like I've been listening. Wow, Okay, that's a lot. I mean,
I get that a relationship to me messy, But I
I just really thought we had something there.

Speaker 8 (38:29):
I know, and I'm so sorry. I really, I really
did not mean to drag you into this. I just
I wasn't thinking straight when I met you, And yeah,
I mean I was heartbrooke and I was trying to
escape how I felt. And I you didn't deserve getting
pulled into that.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Sammy, maybe your fiance isn't the right guy for you.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
What if it's Bryce, I want to break up a relationship?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
What if? What if? Think about it? What if?

Speaker 10 (38:57):
I mean there's always what ifs.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Is it possible? Why did you your fiance break up?
What happened? What was it about?

Speaker 8 (39:04):
I think it was just you know, mounting tension of
things that we you know, were putting off discussing and
with the wedding planning and stuff like that. I think
like a lot of crosswords were said and very.

Speaker 9 (39:19):
It's not.

Speaker 17 (39:22):
Productive ways okay, so.

Speaker 8 (39:26):
But better to get Yeah, we worked it out, and
I think it was better to have that, you know,
kind of like crisis crescendo happened before a wedding than not.
But yeah, I don't think it was fair for me
to maybe go on a date with someone and not
tell them the reasons why I was out and about,
as opposed to just trying to distract myself from hurt.

Speaker 17 (39:48):
I was feeling all right.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Well, Bryce, I think a lot of women are call
up to find out about you, so we'll try to
connect them. What's your hinge profile? Name?

Speaker 13 (39:54):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
How hinge works? Bryce? Bryce? As cream at you start.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Connect them a.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Sammy, thanks for being honestly going on there with us.
Yeahce go ahead.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
I'm sorry the person ever, I mean, it's understandable.

Speaker 17 (40:14):
Look, look, look, I I just I appreciate you being honest. Now,
Like I was just I was driving my head crazy
just trying to figure out what's going on, and it's okay,
Like seriously, it's uh.

Speaker 19 (40:27):
I get it.

Speaker 8 (40:28):
I'm really sorry. It's really not okay because you really
didn't do anything wrong. And honestly, I know how bad
it feels to feel plentyco stand by somebody and that
like uncertainty so destructive.

Speaker 17 (40:40):
So I'm really sorry.

Speaker 8 (40:41):
It was a really nice date. It was just you know,
really great guy, right guy, you know, right right person,
wrong time.

Speaker 17 (40:50):
It's okay, Samon, Like you don't don't cry don't cry.
Don't cry on behalf of me and I appreciate.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
It should go out something.

Speaker 8 (40:59):
I'd oh, man, everything as right, and you did everything right,
everything right, like you are like a needle in a haystack.

Speaker 17 (41:10):
Especially you know.

Speaker 8 (41:11):
I'm honestly, I have a really good time and I'm
really sorry.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Bryce. Do you want to propose to her right now?

Speaker 9 (41:21):
No?

Speaker 17 (41:21):
Look, I had a great time too. I'm glad it's
you know, everything's figured out, and I really hope you
guys can work things out.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Put a nice guy, all right, Bryce and Sammy, thank
you both for going on the air with us. Thank
you so much.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
What a wonderful couple that are never going to be together.
That second ate update for John Jay and Rich stop.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Just yelling at the radio.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Call us eight seven seven nine three seven one o
four seven eats John.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Jay and Rich shoot us a text text jj R.
You got to put the jj R in front and
then whatever you want to say and send it to
the number nine six eight. You can also call it
at eight seven seven nine three seven one o four seven.
Kyle's going with you.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
I think it's fun how kids can kind of send
you on emotional roller Coasters. So last week I had
my kids parent teacher conferences, and like they made me
so proud. I had like this like really proud parent
moment where like their teachers were telling me like what
a joy they are to have in class and how
they're a good influence on the other kids around them,
and I think that's great. But like, so my daughter Addie,

(42:27):
she's always been my independent learner. Like I've never had
to study spelling with words with her or do you
like memory versus with her or anything like. She always
just kind of like knows and is on top of things.
And because of that, I think, like she when she
gets home from school, she doesn't want to talk about school,
so I don't necessarily know like what goes on.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
So the teachers are asking me like all these questions,
and I'm like, I don't know. You tell me, like
what does she like? Like what does my kid like
in school? I don't even know. And but I left
feeling really good.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
I went home and I congratulated both of them and
just thanked both of them for like being good kids
like that, That's that's what you try to do as
a parent.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Right Then, later that night.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
Easton says, something. I don't even know how the topic
got brought up. Oh, he was looking at his spelling
words right, and then he was like, this word almost
looks like butt. And he's like, your butt, mom, And
I'm like, what about my buddy? He goes, your butt's
getting bigger and bigger, and I was like, what I mean, literally,
just like that, out of nowhere, out of nowhere.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
My butt at the moment is sitting in a chair
next to him.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
I'm like, what are you talking about. He's like, you know,
it's just getting bigger and bigger every time I see it.
And I was like, oh my god, kids don't lie
about this stuff. So my butt is getting bigger. And honestly,
it is like I have like been like gaining a
little bit of weight, but I didn't think other people
noticed it except me.

Speaker 10 (43:47):
Oh my gosh, I feel like it should be celebrating
because any more booty back there, I think is a blessing.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
That's what you've always wanted.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
True, But when you hear it from a child, they
become scathing. And I was like, Okay, well he is right.
I mean, he's not wrong, and this is gonna be
my little wake up call. So I'm gonna have to
I'm gonna have to make some changes.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
You're getting rid of I didn't.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
You're getting fat. He said, your butt's getting bigger.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
Which went on to say things other things. He's like,
it's like a fat butt. Your butt's fatter than daddy's.
And then he points it like these circles. He's like,
this is your butt, this is daddy's butt. I'm like,
first of all, I've seen your dad's butt and it's
much bigger than mine.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
So that's incorrect.

Speaker 10 (44:36):
Like live, it's not like he's like, mom, you have
a double chin.

Speaker 13 (44:43):
I know.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
And it's like he's not saying anything maliciously, and I
love him so much, but I'm like, okay, I hear.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Can I see you?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Can I reposition it through a father's eyes. So I
got three boys. I've been through the whole when it's
fun to say a bad word and get get a
pproval and saying the bad word even though butt's not
a bad word. But you said he was doing spelling
words and there's a word it's like butt, right, So
he sees your reaction. He wasn't looking at your butt
and then brought a butt you gave him the okay
to say butt.

Speaker 13 (45:10):
I know.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
So now I feel like that opened the door where
I was like, oh, but okay, but let's talk about it,
but your butt, Dad's but mom's but But now what
he doesn't know is he's giving you a complex and
now you're gonna like make You're gonna have like skinny
skinny button, you want skinny butt.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Sweet He's so sweet. But I'm like, yeah, okay, you
let him say butt.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
I did let him say butt, and I think he
did think it was funny chicken butt kind of is.
But also I'm carrying that with me today just so
you guys know, that's so funny. It's the emotional roller
coaster you go.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Through his parents how many years and years If you
talked about wanting to get the Brazilian like if you
did get the Brazilian butt lift, then he'd be like mom,
whoa and then and then at that.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Point I was in control of it, and I would
have been like, uh yeah, check it.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Out it out.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
I think it's like the mental state is in a
different point right now.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
You're looking for that kind of complement there it was from.

Speaker 6 (46:05):
Him, that's not And I also know, like I really
haven't worked out in a long time. So it's not
like if the butt's getting bigger, it's not getting bigger
in a good way.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Is there a joy and class? And that's really what
you want?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Right exactly? Let's bring it back to the positive.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
That's what we shall dress is a kyle for Halloween
with big butts.

Speaker 10 (46:24):
Have you guys seen that trend? It's like on Instagram
and TikTok and it's like they like people have like
an allergic reaction. It's like, oh my gosh, is there
peanut butter in here? And then go and run away
and they're like, I'm about to blow up And they
turn around and it's their butt has pillows in it.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
That's funny. Did you decide what you're gonna be paying
for Halloween? It's right around the corner.

Speaker 10 (46:45):
No, And I'm stressed out about the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Oh my gosh, you're gonna be last minute shopping all week.

Speaker 12 (46:49):
I am.

Speaker 10 (46:50):
And I don't know if you guys have noticed this,
it seems as if Amazon is backed up forever.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
I do feel like like a couple of things that
I've ordered just recently for Halloween were delayed.

Speaker 10 (47:00):
Yeah, and I'm like we're prime. It's supposed to get
here in two days, not four.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Nope.

Speaker 10 (47:05):
So I'm a little stressed out about that. Yeah, and
Kadem just has all of these ideas, and his ideas
are just so basic.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Like what what's the basic idea?

Speaker 10 (47:13):
Like Fred and Daphne from Scooby Doo, that's fun, that's basic.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Everybody does that.

Speaker 10 (47:18):
Everybody does that.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Everybody does that.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Everyone does that, not people.

Speaker 8 (47:25):
But I think that.

Speaker 10 (47:31):
He's like, you want people to like recognize what you are.
And I'm like, well, yeah, yeah, but what happens if
we're out at the clubs and then there's a Fred
and Daphne across the street, I'm not gonna be happy.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
The thing is is, though the last few things you've pitched,
I don't think anybody in the room has known what
you're going to be true, So he's trying to make
it more critical.

Speaker 6 (47:49):
Mass you know, has the same conversation with my son
Easton because he was like, I would be ed from Ed,
Ed and Eddie and it's like this cartoon.

Speaker 10 (47:56):
I love Ed, Ed and Eddie you don't tell me
about but.

Speaker 6 (47:59):
Nobody would know who you are if you're just wearing
the green jacket, striped shirt and blue jeans. Yeah, he
would also have to have I said, Okay, if we
do this, I'm gonna have to put a unibrow on
because ed brow, and then you'd have to have the
group with you. But even then, I still don't think
people would know. They would think they were just dressed
in regular clothes.

Speaker 10 (48:16):
Do you know how they'll know how he's ed and Eddie?
You got to get him the plank. You got to
get him the wooden plank in editing.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
You only know that because you've seen the show, and
I don't feel like that many people trick or treating.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Have said and you don't want an adult to go
to him, go who you supposed to the magician's assistant.

Speaker 10 (48:38):
This plank is all he needs. This plank right here
is all he needs to have a recognizable costume right there.
I'm telling you, right now, every gen z that has
ever watched Cartoon Network will know exactly who Easton is.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Ok.

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Speaker 2 (49:08):
Chaos was a radio show, you're listening to it, it's
John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Hi, Ashley, Hi, what's going on?

Speaker 11 (49:17):
So when my fiance proposed we got engaged in January,
he made this whole plan to take us. We love
skiing and snowboarding, so he took us up to snowboll
And Flagstaff. He had this whole plan to bring like
his family with him so they could be there to
take pictures and stuff.

Speaker 18 (49:34):
And he was a nervous wreck.

Speaker 11 (49:35):
So we all went up like a run with him
and his sisters, his mom. We went down, and his
mom's like, Okay, it's time to do it. They planned
like this whlelaborate We're going to go up this very
scenic slope. We're all going to go down and take
pictures at the bottom. And I'm sitting there like trying
to understand why they're planning it so thoughtfully, and I'm

(49:56):
just like whatever. Well, apparently we get up the other
we get up the new slope and we're going down.
Him and his mom kind of meet in the middle
of the slope. She passes him the ring and we're
all kind of doing our thing. I had stopped because
I hadn't seen them.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
I was like, where are they?

Speaker 11 (50:11):
And they're up above me and I see them flying
down because they're so excited. They're flying down the slope
and they clip each other's snowboard and his mom falls
to the ground and breaks her pelvish and she can't
get up and move, and so we had to like
wait for the little emergency like fled to come and
get us. They take her down. We're waiting for an ambulance,

(50:33):
and his family's like, let's just do one more run,
and I'm like a pulled I'm like, absolutely not. We're
not going anywhere. Your mom is in a gurney, and
I'm not going on another run. So sister finally convinces me.
He takes me down to like the bottom of the
slope and just does it really quick. They take a picture,
and I'm like an emotional rat because I'm like, your
mom is like waiting for an ambulance. I just got engaged.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Such a mess.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
So when he proposes to you on the does he
do it like right off the lift or right when
you come down from the slope.

Speaker 11 (51:08):
It was what So he finally did the proposal after
we had all like skied her down, waiting out the
bottom for an ambulance, and he was like, let's just
walk down this little hill. We'll do one more little
like run down the bunny hill. And I was like, okay, I.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Guess, but is his mom like, go do it?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Just go slip because she knew right, so she was like,
go go ski just please, I'll wait for the ambulance
by myself. Like she's trying to get it.

Speaker 11 (51:31):
Yeah. His so his one sister, both of his sisters
were there, so his one sister was like, I'll see
his mom. You guys just go have fun, and then me,
him and his other sister went to go like pretend
run down another hill. And his mom's like, go, yeah,
just like have fun, like one more, have the best time.
And I'm just like, you guys are psycho.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
But what.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Like that's so funny that everybody's in on it, even
the woman going on the ambulance, and they just want
you to get your proposal done. So he proposes.

Speaker 11 (51:59):
They're literally so.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
So he proposes, does he get down one knee and
say will you marry me and you say, yet not
does it all come together at the end when you
see the proposal?

Speaker 8 (52:06):
They did.

Speaker 11 (52:07):
We had the funniest video. Like I said, I was
like the most emotional wreck ever. And so I see
him like starting to give his little spiel and I'm like, oh,
I know what's going on right now, and I'm like
freaking out because his mom is like broken and I'm
like worried about her. And then I see what he's
doing and I just like was crying the whole time.
I was like, this is not going to be a

(52:28):
very picturesque proposal because I'm just like ugly Kim Kardashian crying.
But it was still beautiful. He still had like the
most meaningful words.

Speaker 12 (52:38):
To say to me and it was so cute.

Speaker 11 (52:39):
But it was definitely like rollercoaster of events.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
I wonder why they didn't collectively go we should probably wait.

Speaker 10 (52:46):
Because they all love her so much, so like they
just wanted to. I was going to say that, like,
I feel like most families would probably worry about the
mom and be like, hey, let's hold off on this,
but they really wanted to her a particpan, So.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
How long you been married?

Speaker 11 (52:57):
Now we just got married two weeks ago, and is.

Speaker 10 (53:03):
Your mother in law she okay? Was she able to
like walk down the aisle or is she still hurting
from the break?

Speaker 11 (53:08):
Yeah, she's good now, Thank goodness.

Speaker 9 (53:11):
She was.

Speaker 11 (53:12):
I think for three months she was literally like on
bed rest. She couldn't really get It's not a way
to stabilize that area of your body. So they're like,
you just need to not move. So she had to
sit in a chair basically for like three to four months,
and she healed. But she's she's amazing now, she's walking great.
Like it was a little bit of a road to recovery.

(53:33):
But yeah, I definitely felt the love. They were like,
it's not about us, it's about you guys. But I
didn't know that, so I was like, what are you
guys talking about?

Speaker 19 (53:40):
What was going on?

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Well?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Congratulations, Actually what a great story. Proposal gone wrong, but
gone right.

Speaker 11 (53:45):
Proposal gone wrong for the mother, gone right in the
long run, for sure.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 11 (53:51):
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
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Speaker 1 (54:07):
Ay, Nikki, what's going on?

Speaker 18 (54:09):
Hey, how's it going good?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
What's up good?

Speaker 17 (54:11):
So I was listening.

Speaker 18 (54:12):
It was a while ago when you were talking about,
you know, potentially being picked to be on the jury,
and that brought up a memory of mine, so I
kind of wanted to share that.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Okay, what happened a long time ago?

Speaker 18 (54:23):
I got picked to be on the jury, and it
was whether or not This guy that got was on
like a like a high speed chase kind of thing
through you of a threw out a gun from his
window and it was his My mom worked for the
City of Tucson at the time, so she knew I
was obviously like on the jury, so she came and
sat it on it. And then when we broke for lunch,

(54:44):
I went with her, you know, down the escalator, down
the elevator to lunch, and one of the family members
of you know, the guy, saw us, you know together,
So I guess she went to her lawyer and said, Hey,
I think one of your jurors is talking about the case,
and you know you're not supposed to do that. So
we each got brought in separately. I didn't know that.
My mom got called in as well to the judges chambers.

(55:07):
But I got called into the judges chambers. There's like,
you know, like a bear head on the wall and
deer and all this stuff. It's like a crazy like
what you see on TV. And the two lawyers were
there and they were questioning me if I had seen
or know anybody in you know, like sitting in on
the case. And I lied and they said, no, don't know,

(55:28):
like you don't know like a blonde haired she's wearing
a fanny pack because at the time she wore fanny
packs all the time. I'm like, no, I have no
idea what you were talking about. And my mom got
questioned too, and I had no idea and she said no,
she didn't know anyone on the jury. So anyway, you know,
the whole case goes on. We find him guilty, and
his whole side of the family like stood up and

(55:48):
started screaming at us and yelling and crying and like
it was crazy, and you know, it ended up like
a couple of weeks later, we got a handwritten note
from the judge stating, like you was so sorry for
that happening and never happened in this courtroom before.

Speaker 10 (56:03):
It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yeah, but you guys lied. Yeah, well that's hardcore we did.
And it's not like you lied like for something brutal.
I mean, how did your mom know to lie for you?
Because she's your mom? When I'm glad it's my daughter.
I was watching her jury duty, like, you.

Speaker 18 (56:19):
Have no idea how it worked out that way. It
just somehow like worked where we were just like nope,
I don't know who you're talking about. And like when
we talked, like when we got together after it, she's like,
oh my god, did you get pulled in?

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Was like, yeah, did you get pulled in?

Speaker 18 (56:31):
They're like, what'd you say? And I was like I
just said I didn't know you.

Speaker 17 (56:34):
She's like I said the same thing.

Speaker 12 (56:35):
What crazy.

Speaker 18 (56:36):
I don't know how we.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Did it gone sideways.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
But mother and daughter are just lying to a judge
without talking, without talking to each other. I just like,
if you would have said, yeah, my mom was here,
she was asked my daughter. Would they have called a
mistrial where they had just gotten new new jurors? What
do you think would have happened?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
I have I don't know.

Speaker 18 (56:51):
Peyton's the criminal expert there I don't know what would happen.

Speaker 10 (56:54):
Yeah, I mean probably they would probably have to get
a whole new jury, yeah, because it would be compromised
at that point.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Does this mean that your dad knows nothing that's going
on in your life? Because you guys have both got
the scam on them. They have.

Speaker 18 (57:08):
My dad's no longer here. He killed himself a while ago.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
So oh, way to go, rich rich A flight question
question gets me in trouble every time.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
NICKI nicky with a good sense of humor.

Speaker 18 (57:21):
Bout it though, you know, just laughing my way through
all my you know, troubles in life.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Hey, so the guy in your heart of hearts, I
mean he was guilty, right, I mean it wasn't like
right the guy okay, yeah, one d per.

Speaker 18 (57:34):
I mean it was a long time ago, so I
don't remember exactly what brought us to that. But we
were only, you know, in like deliberation for about twenty
thirty minutes, and like we told him, we were like, hey,
we're ready, and they're like, let's hold out a little
bit because it's been really short, Like let's just chill
in here for a little while. So we're like, okay,
but yeah, I mean we just fell done and guilty
right away.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Wow, what a great story. Thanks for sharing that, Nicky.

Speaker 11 (57:54):
Yeah, yeah, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Wait, we got to get your number in case we
ever need a good liar.

Speaker 12 (58:01):
I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Okay, what were you gonna say? You say something?

Speaker 18 (58:05):
I was just gonna say that. I'm gonna say, Nikki
that I used to call them all the time I
lived in Japan.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Sounds so good.

Speaker 17 (58:14):
Oh, Verizon, where do you live now?

Speaker 18 (58:18):
San Antonio?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Very similar to Japan from what I understand, very.

Speaker 18 (58:22):
Similar, same sushi and everything.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah, Nikki, thanks for listening. Have a great day.

Speaker 18 (58:27):
Thank you you too.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
We want you to be part of the show.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
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Speaker 1 (58:38):
What's up?

Speaker 13 (58:39):
Cow? Thanks for holding Hey, yeah, no problem, thank you.

Speaker 19 (58:42):
I gotta I got a question for you guys. So
I got this neighbor moved in like a year ago.
I work from home. She goes into an office and
you know when she we got talking or whatever, you know,
the neighborhood thing. And recently, about six months ago, she
asked me like, hey, I'm starting to get Amazon packages.
I'm not at home like, I know you're at home,

(59:03):
would you mind grabbing them and then bringing them inside
and I'll come pick them up later. And at first
I was like, yeah, no problem, that sounds good. And
when it first started, it was like maybe one or
two packages a week, but now it seems like it's
like every other day. And I don't know what she's ordering,
but these are massive Amazon boxes that I have to
keep picking up and dragging it in. And now I

(59:23):
feel like I work for Amazon because these things are massive,
and I don't know how to tell her, like, hey,
I don't want to do this anymore. I don't know
how to tell her to chill out, like I don't
want to sound like a bad neighbor cause any issues
between us, but like this is I feel like, I mean,
take an advantage of at.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
This point, Yeah, you kind of are a little bit.
I think.

Speaker 10 (59:41):
Is your neighbor like an old, fragile lady?

Speaker 19 (59:45):
No, not at all, Like she's she's middle a. I
mean she's like forty. I don't really know how old
she is. I want to assume that she's like closer
to forty than she is anything else. But they know
she goes for runs. She seems fit enough, like nothing
that would prevent her from being able to carry her
own time.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Okay, Cary, you're carrying the packages into her house or
you take them into your house until she gets home.

Speaker 19 (01:00:04):
I take them into my house because she didn't give
me a like I don't have a key to her house.
I don't want to keep her out like that much.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Okay, but they're not being are they being delivered to
your house?

Speaker 13 (01:00:14):
No?

Speaker 19 (01:00:14):
I have to go to her place, pick up a packages,
bring them into my place, and then she comes over
later to grab them and there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Yeah, that's terrible helping her move them into her place.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Does she want does she want a little piece of cow?
Is that what she's hoping for a little.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Kind of thinking?

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Maybe a little cow zone?

Speaker 18 (01:00:31):
There's the weirdest way to flirt with me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
If that probably she's probably like he just doesn't get it,
especially if she's what you should look at oring so
many packaging, all this lagerie and he not wants is
asking if I want to try it on?

Speaker 19 (01:00:47):
I mean, if that's the case, maybe I should ask.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Her out that, Yeah, are you single? And she's single?
And is she single? I?

Speaker 19 (01:00:59):
You know this thing is is that I don't know.
That's that's another issue I have too, where it's like
I'm not very close to my neighbors in that way,
Like I don't know, I like being friendly with my neighbor,
but I don't like being overly friends with my neighbor.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
That's perfect.

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
You ask her out, and if she is with someone,
she will not want you to get her packages anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
She'll know it's sending the wrong signal.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Yeah, if she is single, then you get a date,
and then maybe you fall in love, and then you
move in together, and then at least you're getting the
packages from your own house, right, they're your packages now too.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Well, you do as we suggest too, dude. It is
just don't pick them up for a while and see
what happens. And then she's gonna like if if if
they're there for a day, like she's home, right, she's
just's or she's at work or wherever, and the packages
get delivered, she wants you to take them to your house.
So Jess, don't do it for a day or two.
And as the packages build up, maybe one will get
stolen and you could be like, I'm so sorry. I
was busy. I didn't have time to get the packages in?

(01:01:49):
Or is she gonna come up to you? Go remember
I actually been these packages in? Are you not going
to do that? For like, I can see her getting
the hint once you didn't do it, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 19 (01:01:58):
Yeah, that's actually a good point too. I just I
don't know. I don't want to sound like a bad
neighbor or come across like mean or anything.

Speaker 17 (01:02:03):
That's kind of the issue I have.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
I kind of like the piece of cow zone rub.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Or do you think she wants? Do you think do
you think it's romantic?

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Couldn't be? What a great love story?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
She's like, I don't get it. He comes over all
the time and I gotta go order you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
I don't know what else towed her in Amazon, I've
ordered everything.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
What does she wear when she comes over to get
their packages? If she wear a nice, little, huge, sexy out.

Speaker 19 (01:02:29):
I don't know. All my friends tell me I'm Oblivia,
so she could. She could be wearing low cup tops
and I probably wouldn't even notice to be on it.
I'm oblivious to when girls hit on me, like most
guys are. So she is hitting on me or wearing
anything that would suggest anything, It is completely going over
my head. I'm just getting annoyed with the package system. Now,
you guys make me think I need to look at
this whole situation different.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
All right, well, it's a good problem to have brothers
calling in. Thank you, all right, bye bye.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
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