WKND REWIND - St. Paddy's Day & Spring Break in the same week?!?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm so glad you're here.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
As the person who currently occupies your attention. I would
like to thank you for listening to John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I found this new cereal by the way, Like I
bought two boxes of it on Sunday and I already
killed them both. It's and I think, and I haven't
read into it too much because I don't want to
because I think magic spoon.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yes, I've seen that it is.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
It's so expensive.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
It is. Yes, it's so good. It's like protein.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
It's like cereal that's healthy for you.

Speaker 6 (00:29):
So they market it like like they have something that's
like honey of Cheerios, but healthier. They have something like
charms but.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Healthier, better, tastes better.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Oh wow, I saw that Cheerios had the protein version
of the actual cheerio brand.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Probably because of this, Probably because of this, Okay, this
magic spoon came out. They got peanut butter stuff, they
got something called maple, They've got the one you just
talked about, and it's freaking delicious.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
And I'm afraid.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I just I just read that Hey added protein healthy
for you, and some bodybuilder told me about it, so
I got it. I'm afraid to look into it where
it says, you know, four thousand grams of sure right?

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Have you run through your Yuka app yet?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
So I gave up on you. I think it's full.
I think Yuka's full of boo boo.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Really you used to swear.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I used to it, But then I figure I think
that they skew towards their sponsors.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Oh yeah, like my opinion like this, like how you
feel like GPS wants to take you by, like all.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
The sponsors, other sponsors. Why there's a gas station right here?
Why you taking me to Shelly? Why you why an't
you take me this one right here?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Become business? Yeah? I know.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Anyway, pey do, I want to get into your whole thing.
You're this epiphany you had about artists that are out
right now?

Speaker 7 (01:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
So well, the epiphany happened when I was playing front
to back the Duchess Fergie album, which is amazing, A
great album, a great album, And I'm sitting here thinking
to myself, I'm like, I know, it's so bad to
compare like current artists to like older artists that were
popping off I don't know, ten, fifteen, twenty years ago.

(01:51):
And in my head, I'm like, who is Fergie's Like,
who is the new Fergie? I don't think we have
the new Fergie because I feel like Chapel Roone is
my generation. Cindy Lapper, Like if you listen to Pink
Pony Club and then you listen to girls just want
to have fun by Cindy Lapper like, same vibe, quirky,

(02:16):
like you just want to throw your hands up and
vibe and be with your girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
That's a pretty good person.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yeah, I thought so too. And then so Nick and
I were just back there talking. We're like, so, who
are the current artists that are giving older artists vibes?
So I was like, Olivia Rodrigo, good for you? She
gives April Lavigne skater boys.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Yeah, I could see that she wasn't good. I feel
like that's dead on. And I feel like Olivia Rodrigo
gives a little paramore too.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, so too, I think so tip Oh yeah, misery
business what else? And then I had Gracie Abrams with
Gavin Taylor Swiftly with the guitar.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah so awesome.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah, I really like gracy A. Browns is the last
great American dynasty.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
But Taylor Swift though, is she old?

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Enough to be I don't know. I mean she's because it's.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Also you're being influenced by somebody that's huge right now
versus will you go back to Sydney Opera.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
That's the age exactly. And I mean, but this next
one to Tate McCrae, she's up and coming. Yeah, Britney Spears,
come on y'all.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Oh yeah, yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
But that's it. I think that's influenced too. I think
Morgan Walla is absolutely influenced. Guy exactly, Bryan.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Two guys doing the same thing right now.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
But like I was just curious, like, who is this
generation's Fergie? Who is this generation's Katy Perry?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Rihanna Beyonce?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Like where are they?

Speaker 8 (03:53):
We need this.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Generation's jelly Roll?

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Don't you think has sort of some Rihanna na vibes?

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I can see that, I think, yeah, I can see
a little bit of that. I think she is just
like more like R and B coded.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
But it moves to like Billie Eilish, who would be her?
Like who would she be? Like? Is she the new
Katy Perry?

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Because it exactly like the original. And that's why I
know you're not supposed to compare them but it's so
hard for me not to.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
But are you saying that also? Because maybe when you
say who's the next Rihanna? Is that because Rihanna has
to put music out in the wild. I mean, she's
going to drop an album soon, right, Yeah, so at
some point you probably won't be say who's an ex Rihanna?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Because Rianna's gonna have current music definitely.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
You know who's smart about this is Lady Gaga because
she sounds like old Lady Gaga right now her new stuff.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Oh my gosh, Lady Gaga is Gaga.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
The March Badness. They're using aber Kadaba for everything.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I love that city too. It's such a hit, it
gives it gives old Lady gagaf thank you.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
But it makes you, like I think the best part
about Gaga songs, this makes you want to dance like her.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
It's such a unique style. I agree, And I think
we can get Katy Perry back. But Katy Perry's got
to give us like teenage dream Katy Perry.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah, you can't do the new thing or it sounds
like a a poppy commercial.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Where's the next one? Direction?

Speaker 4 (05:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Who's the next Jonas Brothers.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Because they're usually the cyclical.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
About that word word, what's that mean?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
It means cycles? Okay, I would say they usually like
ten year cycles and the boys back.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
But the boy bands like you go new kids on
the block and then you go ninety eight degrees back.
She boys in sync and then ten years later there's
like one direction in ten years someone who's one direction
on twenty twenty.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Don't forget new addition in there too.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
No, that's still that was before, right, I'm going backwards now.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
I think the boy bands are coming back though for sure.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I mean, so here is it?

Speaker 4 (05:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Give yeah, I mean I would assume we'll do for
a big boy band, Yeah sure.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Actually Black Pink is pretty bad ass too. Do you
know that girl from Black Pink is Uh? I didn't
know it was her on the White Lotus.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Oh yeah, Jenny, Yeah her, she's on the Idol Tip.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
She's on the oh the Idol. You know that she's
like apparently like the biggest star in the world.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I believe that in the world.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
I believe that.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
She just did the Oscars too, she did the James
Bond thing. I turn, I'll let you know she's a
star though. Yeah, she brings it home.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Who's the next Benson Boom.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Boon is here?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
He's a rich I can't think of anybody's copying.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Actually he's giving Harry Styles.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
He is.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
He actually just did a whole interview about how he
wants to stay in his own lane. He doesn't want
to be compared to Harry Styles. But I'm like, you
look like Harry Styles out there the vibe of wars.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeah, there has to be a gap then, I think
in your presentation, because I think you go Cyndey Lapper Chaperone.
There's like a thirty year gap there, you go Benson Boone,
Harry Styles. Harry Styles just has had an ist lot
in two years. Yeah, and he's still got music that's
been playing on the radio. So I think there, I
think you go from.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
But when you're saying that it's we're ready for the
next one direction, well's.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I'm saying, we're saying too many things that are different
than the same umbrella. It's like you've got to pick.
It's like Cindy Lapper Chapel Roone. There has to be
a gap between it. So there's got to be a
Who's the next, or are you influenced?

Speaker 6 (06:57):
Right?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Like kind of like a Tate mccraane and Britney Spears
and Olivia Rodrigoes in Avri Levine like the Grasy Abrams
and Taylor Swift is a stretch because Taylor Swift is
so hot right now? Yeah, I feel you. But it's
just cool to see the comparisons and see how artists
are influenced by one another, and it's so creative and
it's so fun. And the fact that I was able
to just draw those together, I was loving it.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, Like, who's the next G six?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
We had in here? There was like thirty seven members
of the Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:33):
Nick.

Speaker 9 (07:35):
The one I was struggling with was where like Eddy
Swims that was like the original one that I was like,
how can I find someone that relates to Eddy Swim really.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Because he sounds like I thought I remember Tedy Swims first
came out.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Teddy Swims is everlast dude, all the way, everlast throwback.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
Like.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, Silverfish, that's way way back. Anyway, who's the next
Vernaked Ladies? That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh cool, your scanner stops. It's John Jay and Rich
going out like a second.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Await, it's time for spring break bust. Let's say a
hi to Tanya. Tanya, good morning. Are we busting a daughter,
a son, a husband?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
What are we doing?

Speaker 10 (08:25):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (08:26):
Haya, It's my daughter, Hannah. She's nineteen and she's in
Cancun with her sorority. And she was keeping in touch
with me really well at first, and that's it's just
been crickets and camcoons for the past lots of hours actually,
and I know some of her say sisters are in
chands only, and I'm just like worried if she's you know,

(08:47):
I'm drinking too much and they're making videos and trying
to go viral. Everybody wants to go viral. I get it,
but I'm just I'm just really now worried enough to
ask for help because I haven't heard from her fans only.

Speaker 6 (09:04):
Yeah, that's totally different than okay, I think, oh sorry,
you know what, I just didn't want anybody else listening
to like, you know, glaze over it. And so you're
worried she's not.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Glazing overt happening a lot?

Speaker 11 (09:20):
Do you want to go there?

Speaker 8 (09:21):
I am right out of my board right now.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
You're worried she's not calling you back because she's doing
videos with them that could be inappropriate.

Speaker 8 (09:31):
Well, yeah, and you know she hasn't had too much
experience with drinking. You know, when you're out on break alone,
I get it, you overdo. And I'm thinking that maybe
she doesn't even know what she's doing, you know how
they get We don't know. So I'm just I just can't.
I just need to know that she's okay and she's

(09:52):
not doing, you know, anything hideously.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Do you have any account numbers or any.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
What you want to do is you want to see
if she's on those videos to go find this.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
How much a monthly? The rates there on that.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Tanya ignorance is blissed sometimes, like you know, she's probably
fine and she's absolutely not doing what you wanted to do.
But you probably don't need to know that. So why
do you want to know?

Speaker 8 (10:17):
Well, only because I haven't heard for her, and that
is not like her boy isn't and so I'm just
you know, the mind just goes to bad places.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Mine is going to great places right now. Man.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Okay, so you haven't heard from her. She's with a
bunch of Soroy sisters that have only fans accounts in Cancun,
which is at one point was the capital of spring Break.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
All right, we're gonna call her, okay, and we will
find out.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
You stay quiet, You let us find out what's going on, okay,
and then you can jump in. Okay, okay, all right.
Spring Break Bus continues next with Jy and Rich.

Speaker 11 (10:55):
John going out like a second Await.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
John, Jay Rich spring Break Bus. Tanya's on the line.
Her daughter Hannah is in Cancun with a bunch of
sorority sisters and they have OnlyFans accounts. She hasn't heard
for her a couple of days. She's just concerned, very concerned. Now, Nick,
did you talk to Hannah?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
She cool? Because what we normally do.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
But by the way, Tanya, what we normally do is
we tell the person that they're going to be a
reporter for spring Break.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Okay, okay, So Nick, have you talked to her?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (11:30):
I talked to her.

Speaker 9 (11:31):
I had to go through the resort, but I we'll just.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
See, okay how she reacts here.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
All right, So you stay quiet and just let us
talk to her and find out what's going on. Okay,
all right, only fans do I mean. It's gonna be crazy.
We've had some crazy spring break bus. This has the
potential to be fabulous from a guy point of view.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Give the worst, stay quiet, okay, patch her through please, Hannah?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yes, Hannah, you're cool being our spring break reporter from
kN kuon of course. Okay, Well, we like to know
what's going on there. That's kind of what we do.
But you seem a little mellow.

Speaker 12 (12:11):
I'm not at all, just a little traumatized.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Traumatized.

Speaker 12 (12:15):
Yeah, my cancoon. Spring break ship was supposed to be
fun beaches, partying, Instagram picks, but no, it's not fun.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
What's going on in cankuon weather?

Speaker 13 (12:26):
First off?

Speaker 12 (12:27):
First off, we've found two human toes in a bag?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
What Yeah?

Speaker 12 (12:35):
A few feet from our resort room, we found two
human toes in a bag.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Oh my gosh?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Are they Are they male toes or females?

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Are the painting?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah? Can you send me pictures? On foot seat?

Speaker 5 (12:47):
You're getting worse and worse. Do they seem fresh or
they seem like they've been there.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
For a w here you handed the cops, Call the cops.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
I'm sorry, we watched too many murder programs.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Are they orange? Could they be chee toes?

Speaker 12 (13:00):
So once you see them, you just freak out, okay,
and just like run away and so like we were
all freaking out, and obviously we didn't look to see
was their mail or we called the front desk, and
then like before we knew it, the Mexican police show up.
They started questioning us about the whole situation, like we
have no idea how they got there, who did this,

(13:23):
what happened, who bagged them? I have no idea, but
they they took our phones and then like detained us
for like the last eighteen hours per se.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
And yeah, oh my god, this is not at all
where I thought this was going to go. What about
is there a chance that you were gonna you're with
your sorority sisters and doing like making fun videos.

Speaker 12 (13:46):
Well no, I was with some of my sorority sisters,
but like not all of them. Like some of us
just went to the beach. So the ones were like
getting ready for like night life whatever. So like I
don't know if we were in trouble or whatever, Like
we had no contact with anyone the whole time. Couldn't
text any weren't gonna call anyone, couldn't go anywhere. It

(14:06):
was like beond terrifying.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Yeah, I guess you're not partying while they're investigating, because
you would to if you get questioned. You don't want
to be slatched.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
When you're detained in a jail in Mexico. The fun
is over at that point.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (14:18):
Then, like to top it all off, our other soorty sisters,
they have no idea going on. They're like kissed at us, like, oh,
you're not hanging out with us, you're not answering which
you'll go without us type stuff, And I'm like, you
don't even know what we've just been through, and like
we're still in this weird situation, like everybody's mad at
us and we're just trying to make it home in
one piece. We were trying to have fun, but at
this point we just want to go home.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Do you feel not safe because there's a toe stealer
of ours? I mean, wouldn't that freak you out a
little bit too? Wow?

Speaker 12 (14:46):
The body steeler let the two toes, I don't don't.
It's Mexico, like you see this on TV.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
But like, come on, well that's what was left behind.
You don't know what was taken. You know there's two toes,
but there could be a missing foot there could be
a missing arm.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
They probably just wanted formation from someone, give them information
they've got over the gosh.

Speaker 8 (15:08):
Hand ah, sweetheart, I can not believe I'm hearing your
voice right now.

Speaker 10 (15:11):
I was so upset.

Speaker 14 (15:13):
Oh my god, my mom, Yes, oh my god, what
is going on down there?

Speaker 3 (15:21):
What is all this with toes?

Speaker 8 (15:23):
And you've detained? I was so scared for you. God,
it's so good to hear your voice, sweetie, it could
you hear your be.

Speaker 12 (15:34):
Though you're crying like everything's fine, It's not my toes.
They weren't my toes, okay, ill, Oh my god, but.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
You've been so terrified, honey.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Oh man, I'm no officer, but doesn't this seem like
an easy investigation. You just find the person missing toes
at the resort, and then you're kind of done the resort.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Right, Like they didn't just come and drop them. At
the resorts, you try to get rid of who's dropping off,
who drop off the cartel.

Speaker 8 (16:06):
I knew something was wrong when I didn't hear from you.
I knew it.

Speaker 12 (16:11):
Oh so, I mean, I wasn't partying my booty off
or anything. Probably it's kind of just chained by the
Mexican police. You know the norm.

Speaker 8 (16:21):
Yeah, oh yeah, nothing else just to taine, you know usual.
Oh my god, you know you're on Carlos. You know
you're on Carlo.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yeah, you're on.

Speaker 8 (16:31):
Carlos told me that they can come's a bad place.
She shouldn't have gone there for sprin break and I
was all like, Carla, just give it a rest. You're
so over dramatic.

Speaker 10 (16:39):
And now now what do I tell her?

Speaker 8 (16:42):
Oh my god, oh yeah, please don't tell her.

Speaker 15 (16:44):
About this, like, yeah, we're not telling on Carla, ky.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
Yeah, yeah, okay, good news.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
I will tell you that a lot of a lot
of negative press comes out of this this kind of
stuff about Mexico, but it's a very small percentage. There's
more crime in Chicago than there is in the whole
country of Mexico. But the stuff that happens like this
is the stuff that gets highlighted a lot.

Speaker 16 (17:05):
It is like it's weird, but I would not spring
break it your So I want to get back to
the bag. You can, honey, Hey, when you found the bag,
where was the bag?

Speaker 12 (17:17):
It had like washed up on like we were all
just like chilling on the beach, and yes, we were drinking,
but it's just like kind of like it's kind of like.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
A cloth bag or like a plastic bag.

Speaker 12 (17:27):
That was a plastic bag, because I'm just saying if.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
You had a bag and it had a couple of
toes in it, and it's like a I'm visually trying
to think of like a really crappy Halloween bag. You
didn't get a lot of candy, Like it would just
shake around, like you're like like, why would you open
that bag?

Speaker 5 (17:40):
And why only picturing Dexter, he.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Puts maybe they were the rookie killers. They're starting small young.

Speaker 12 (17:50):
It was like a bluish bag. But we didn't have
to open it. It's like we picked it up and
was like what is this?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
And so when are you coming home? Hannah? When do
you come home?

Speaker 12 (17:59):
I wish I was coming home like yesterday, right.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Okay, can you bring the toes with you?

Speaker 8 (18:04):
You should come home now. You should come home as
soon as you can, honey.

Speaker 13 (18:08):
You know, but it's short.

Speaker 17 (18:10):
Just get home.

Speaker 12 (18:11):
I have to charge my phone and like, look a
I that's it.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Well Tanya, your daughter's okay, yes, and thank you and Hannah, man,
I am so sorry you went through that, sweetheart.

Speaker 8 (18:23):
I am so so sorry. But I'm so oh honey,
it's not so oh man. Just get home as soon
as you can, sweetheart, and please please be careful. Oh god.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Okay, you guys, it's kind of an uplifting spring breakbus relief.

Speaker 10 (18:41):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
By the way, your mom doesn't know what only fans is.
She called the fans only.

Speaker 16 (18:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (18:47):
Yeah, I was so upset.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
I know the term. I just was so upset. I
was blabbering.

Speaker 10 (18:52):
When I've got on the phone.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
That's a whole other conversation you're going to have with
her about that.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Okay, see a log on there, Mom.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
That's the spree breakout on next year from you too. Okay,
are you guys? Thanks for being on the air with us.

Speaker 8 (19:04):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 13 (19:05):
Take care of baby Screen.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Break Bust with John Jane Rich.

Speaker 9 (19:09):
You've got questions, and we have four unqualified people to
give you answers.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
It's John Jaye.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Rich says he good morning, Hi, good morning, Hi, thanks
for holding Sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Okay, what's going on.

Speaker 10 (19:23):
Well, here's the thing I've been I'm not assumed to
admit it. I've been really into older men, Okay, and
I don't know. There's just something about like their confidence
their stability. I don't know the way that they actually
plan dates, you know, instead of like texting me late
night and just being like you up. So when I

(19:47):
started dating my boyfriend, who is actually this like ridiculously
successful forty two year old, He's charming, he's really generous,
he absolutely adores me, I basically hit the jackpot. You know,
he want and tns me. He spoils me, you know,
he tells me how lucky is to have me. But
then here's the thing, there's one one problem. He still

(20:09):
wears boxer brief and like when I say boxer brief,
I mean like not the cool kind. I'm talking like
they're really stretched out, like probably from a multi pack kind.
Like they look like tiny whitey type underwears right, And
so every time I see them, I feel like I'm
dating someone who's just like this, like suburban dad or

(20:30):
something who just mowed the lawn. I don't know, Like
I feel like it shouldn't bother me this much, but
like I get flashbacks of it in my head as
the days go on in the week, I I just
don't know what to do, and I've I've been dropping hints,
you know, I'm saying like, hey, like you should really
check out these types of underwear. Like this guy was
really cool. I even gave him a pair of something

(20:50):
so much better, but he doesn't wear them. He's like
loyal to these like tragic midlife crisis underwear. And I
don't know. Now I'm like having to ask myself, I
like process and live in luxury or am I shallow?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
May I jump in first? I am?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
And I'm going through this right now. Actually, I have
underwear that I've worn for a long time. It's all
stretched out and it's all but I use my underwear
like I know when I'm gonna wear it for certain
parts of the day, like you know, like I have
my routine, right It's like I when I sleep in
my underwear, I get up and I go in the
hot tub, cold plunge in that pair of underwear. So
in the middle of the day, when I change underwear,

(21:30):
I'm looking for my beat up underwear because I'm only
gonna wear it overnight.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 3 (21:34):
So I know when I and I love my underwear,
and my wife when she starts seeing it like torn
up a little bit, she throws it away and it
kills me. It's like I'm like, where's my comfort underwear?
Like I have certain unwerre of comfort now, Daisy, I
say this to you because I want to be like
color right now. So you're looking at it all wrong.
At least it's just within you and him. He's not
wearing like sandals with black socks out in public. At

(21:54):
least it's not something out in public. It's within yourself
in the bedroom. You know, it's only you and him.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Something terrible like whatever is a horrible fashion trend? What's
a horrible fashion tred right now? You'd hate to see
your like checkered striped shirt, checkered shorts and black socks
and sandals would be like WHOA sure?

Speaker 10 (22:12):
But like this is like, like how am I supposed
to get in the mood when I see that?

Speaker 6 (22:18):
John J just gave you the answer, and I don't
think you realized you did. You said your wife when
they get old and tingy just throws them away. So
that's what I recommend to you.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Does you just throw them away?

Speaker 7 (22:28):
Weird?

Speaker 5 (22:29):
I don't know where those went.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
You should get those ones that I give you.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
They're so hot.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
So let me tell you what how right you are?
Because what happens is when I'm going to put my
undwar on, like, where's that under words?

Speaker 7 (22:36):
Man wear?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
I'm probably not clean yet, And I just put on
another pair enderware. And then it was like weeks and
finally ago she threw those.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
And now I haven't talked to her about it.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
I haven't talked about it, but now I just as
I'm telling you the story. Right before I was telling
you my story, I realized she'd thrown them away. Yes
or not?

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Sure? Every Christmas, I buy myself about twenty new pair
and then they the other ones they get tossed because
they got about a year's worth of life. You gotta
find the pair that he's like, these are really good,
these are really comfortable. You buy ten twenty pair your set,
everything else goes away.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
I'm going to buy a pair right now. I need
to underwear.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
So anyway, fun conversation, does it? You got a great guy,
So what if he guys ugly underwear?

Speaker 10 (23:16):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm going to you know what, I'm gonna
take your advice. I'm just gonna throw them out.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Yeah, really show it out, look past it. And you
live in luxury girl, you deserve it.

Speaker 10 (23:27):
Yeah, Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Thank you have a great day.

Speaker 9 (23:32):
Bye you too.

Speaker 18 (23:33):
Bye.

Speaker 9 (23:34):
The next segment we're going to do is called second
Date Update because that's what we're going to try and
get and that's what the bit is called Second Date Update.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Starts right now on John Jay and Ridge.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Time for Second Date Update. You go on a date
with someone, you expect there to be a second eight
there isn't.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
That's what Chaya is going through. Welcome Cheyenne. Hello, So
we want to hear your story.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
They were going to call the person you went out
with and find out why they're blowing you off.

Speaker 13 (23:57):
Yeah, so I went on this date last night with
the Sky last night.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yes, I think I breathe a little bit.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Let's hear Helity.

Speaker 13 (24:12):
We've really got along, like we were really like I
don't know. We massed on Tinder and then we've been
trying to see each other for a while, but yesterday
was the only day we couldn't meet up. So we
met up super early at like four thirty pm, So
it was early, but honestly, it felt like a vine.
He's a short king strawberry blonde hair, and we had

(24:34):
a great conversation. I was definitely into him and he
seemed like he was into me too, but now he's
like totally ghosting me, like I haven't heard of Pete
from him since we've parted.

Speaker 18 (24:45):
Ways.

Speaker 13 (24:46):
I don't always get it, you know. I even felt
like a cute text and there was just like cook it,
like just no response to it at all. So my
friend said, she was like, you know, but she might
have gone on a bit with a leprechaun because that
man has vanished into thin air. Okay, whatever, but I'm
seriously wondering if that could be the case. So I

(25:09):
don't know. I was wondering if you guys could call
him because I'm sure, but could he not.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Be sleeping last night?

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Research she's done Since then, everybody knows the whole story,
and he's not getting back in a night. It's like
just the morning.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
I'm kind of liking your logic though, Like yesterday was
Saint Patrick's day and you had to go on a
date with him. You've been trying to see him. I'm
with you. I'm here for the delusion with you, girl.
Let's figure it out.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
If it were like ten.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Days, right, did he pay for drinks of gold to.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Bring out his gold coin?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
So when you say he's a short king. How short
is a short king?

Speaker 13 (25:45):
I mean he's pretty short. Like it's it's like a
noticeable thing, like when you first meet him, you're like
you kind of takes note into it. But he's really cute,
so it's like, you know, it kind of all works.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Okay, Now last night, did you guys spend the night together?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Did you leave? Was an intimate stuff or just he
had to go somewhere else?

Speaker 13 (26:02):
We did get pretty close, I would say, so yeah.
That's why it also kind of feels like, oh, I'm
not going to get text back and I kind of
you know, he'd be.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
In the next room.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Doesn't she need to find the end of the ring?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Like could you just gotten up and walked into the
living room.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
On the top of the monte to tell you I
was just getting a cup of coffee?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
There he is, my bad guys, he was out of
the covers.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Short kings standing up underneath my kitchen table right now.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
Sorry, but I mean it is pretty soon, Like is
there a reason you expect like such a prompt response,
like maybe I had some family to be with her?

Speaker 7 (26:43):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 13 (26:44):
I think I just like just a little text back
would be cool, you know, like I sent him a
cute text like, oh you know that's selling whatever and
nothing back is a little we're all in our phones
all the time, like.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Leperos lepercauns aren't always on their phones.

Speaker 13 (26:58):
Yeah, maybe not.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Like how tall was he really? Was he like five
to eight or was he like four?

Speaker 13 (27:05):
He was shorter than you? Like it was it was noticeable,
you know, one of those people that it's very it's
a short guy.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Now, how tall are you because if you're like six foot.

Speaker 13 (27:15):
Right, well, yeah, I'm five five, so I'm like just
kind of the standard, you know.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Okay, okay, and he was noticeably shorter than you.

Speaker 18 (27:24):
Yes, yes, all right, let's.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Call We will call him and find out what's up. Okay,
he's gonna be like, what give me?

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Oh my god, I just saw her last night. All right,
so you hang ti Hi.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
What's his name?

Speaker 13 (27:37):
His name's Ryan.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Ryan, could be a leprechan totally. That's a very Irish name, right,
Ryan O'Leary. Yeah, all right, whole lot of the lie Shyan.
We're gonna get him on the phone and we're gonna
call him next Okay, find out he's blowing you off.
Second update continues next with John Jane Rich. Jane Rich,
John Jane Rich, this is a second d update. It's
a very different second update because she says she's getting ghosted,
but she went out with them last night for Saint

(28:00):
Patrick's Day. Cheyenne, you're talking about Ryan. Your friend said
he's a short king, or you said he's a short king,
and you're joking about being a leprechaun.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
But he's small, right, very small?

Speaker 13 (28:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Okay, all right, so we're gonna call him. He's probably
gonna be pissed, like the hell last night.

Speaker 6 (28:20):
He will reveal himself as a leprechaunmaz all.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Right, and so you stay quiet, gona gethim on the phone.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Okay, Hello, Hi is this Ryan?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Yeah, Hi, My name is Peyton. I'm with the John
Jay and Rich Show. We just wanted to call you
and talk to you this morning. If right now is
an okay time? Did I just wake you up?

Speaker 18 (28:51):
What what's happening?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
You're on the radio?

Speaker 3 (28:56):
If that's okay, we'd like to talk to yeah?

Speaker 18 (28:58):
Oh yeah, all right, all right?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Are you like you got that you got that seet
Patrick's stay hangover.

Speaker 18 (29:06):
At least? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, okay, Well that's kind of why we're calling you.
This may sound a little what's the sort of looking
forward forward.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Premature? Yeah, what'd you say?

Speaker 7 (29:18):
Stage five?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Stage five?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Uh, you went on a date with someone yesterday and
they've reached out to us and say that you're blowing
them off.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
And I know it was yesterday, but we just kind
of wanted to hear your point of view. What, Yeah,
did you go out with?

Speaker 18 (29:37):
I do, but I have been sleeping or vomiting or sleeping.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
I figure did you like her?

Speaker 18 (29:46):
Yeah? Yeah, most of the parts I remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
I did like her.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Okay, good. So you're planning on a callin her and
when you sobered up today?

Speaker 18 (29:57):
Oh yeah, definitely not right now?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Yeah, I mean I thought you even if text looks hungover.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah, you sound very hut over. So we're sorry to
call you this early, but we had no other option.
She misses you so much.

Speaker 9 (30:11):
O my god.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
So the reason we're calling you is the just Cheyenne,
the person went out with, is actually on the phone
with us right now.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
So she Yanne go ahead said to Ryot, it's probably.

Speaker 8 (30:23):
Hi.

Speaker 12 (30:23):
Rian.

Speaker 13 (30:26):
I thought you were like an actual leprechaun, and you
disappeared in the thin air or something like. It was
really weird, but I guess yeah, you're like you sound
extremely hungover.

Speaker 18 (30:39):
A leprechaun.

Speaker 12 (30:41):
What.

Speaker 18 (30:42):
No, No, I'm I'm not an ethical creature. I am
the guy you met last night.

Speaker 13 (30:47):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I.

Speaker 18 (30:51):
Just feel awful. Yeah yeah, but yeah I'm hanging.

Speaker 13 (30:55):
In Okay, all right, all right, because you didn't text
you back, and so I was like, okay, and my
friends were like making fun of me because you know,
you're shorter, you got red hair. We met him on
Sank Patrick's Day and I was like, okay, you did it.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
I don't know you were starting to believe it. Sounds like.

Speaker 18 (31:15):
I'm sure I'm not that I'm not leprecawn short, but
all right, He's like.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Okay, actually I think he's still kind of drunk or
he'd be really offended.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
But like I feel you, I am because you are
probably such a battie that you are expecting that text
after so you have to come up with the story
in your head to explain why this man wouldn't text
you back. I would probably do the same.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Like texting with your friends and they're all like agreeing
and they feed things. Yeah, your psyche. So yeah, I
mean I could see how you.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
How tall a guy are you? I'm five five, okay,
so you're not.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
I'm five to five. That's a short king.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
No, that's short king. But it's not like, yeah, but
that's leprecha.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah, like I thought for a second, talk about you
know the word we're not allowed to say anymore.

Speaker 18 (32:01):
Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm look, I've done. I've been a
leperhon before. I've played that character before. But I'm not.
That's not why I bailed. It's not who.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
I didn't even bail.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
I mean we did mention to her that, you know,
it was only last night.

Speaker 18 (32:18):
So yeah, you are going to get a text, I swear, Okay.

Speaker 13 (32:27):
I just didn't get like even just like a little
text back after my text. So I was like, okay,
not even like an emoji.

Speaker 9 (32:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (32:34):
Okay, well all right, all right.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
So would you like to see each other again?

Speaker 10 (32:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (32:40):
But with less whiskey, like way less.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Whisky, less whiskey. Okay, okay, good, all right, we'll just
set you guys up.

Speaker 13 (32:50):
Okay, yeah, that's that would be great. I'm but I
don't I don't know if you're five to five I'm
five five. I think you might be a little short.

Speaker 19 (32:57):
Of than five five.

Speaker 6 (32:59):
I was kind of thinking to say thing because she
was like, I'm five to five and he was noticeably short.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
But like you know, that's a thing that men do,
they lie about their high unless.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
She was five five and she was wearing heels, so
he was I mean, he was not wearing so he
probably looked a lot shorter.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
A good point, good point.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah, But anyway, all right, we'll set you up with dinner.
You guys, go somewhere and get some short ribs.

Speaker 18 (33:23):
I can't even imagine eating anything.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Gets some rest alight.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
All right, you guys, thanks for jumping down there with us. Ryan,
you're not even freaked. You're not even going God, it
was just last night.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Chill out. That means he really likes her. That's so cute.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
He probably thinks he's dreaming right now.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Crickets, just like those text messages.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Second update, John Jay and Rich, Chaos was a radio show.
You're listening to it eats John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Shoot us a text text jj R and whatever's on
your mind to nine six eight nine three. In fact,
there's a text right now, John Jay. You need to
watch Long Bright River on Peacock. It's so good you'll
never see the twists coming. By the way I saw
I started already. It's really with Amanda Bynes. She's a

(34:12):
cop and it's it looks like it's got serious series.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
I think it's Amanda Bynes.

Speaker 20 (34:18):
I don't think she's okay, trying to picture her as
a cop, like Okay.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Several apps that I go to every day to look
for and there's some that haven't made it yet to
my prime you know, like you know, like I say
on the iHeartRadio app, make our station in preset number one,
like Peacock's not a number one pre set for me.
When it consumes the TV, it's usually Netflix and then
I'll go to Amazon Prime Video or Max and then

(34:52):
maybe I'll go to Hulu, you know what I mean.
But I never go to Disney anymore either. So anyway,
that's on uh, that's on Peacock. So it's Amanda Seafreed
and it looks really good. It is on my watch list.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Peyton. Would you finish the Adolescence?

Speaker 7 (35:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:06):
I finished Adolescence. I was actually a lot further in
than I realized yesterday. I was at like episode four
with like twenty minutes left.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Oh it's only four episodes.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Yeah, and I cried my eyes out like a baby.
It was so sad. As soon as I turned it off,
I was like, that was a really really sad series.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah, and it's number one on Netflix and it's so
I don't know why i'd want to watch that if
it was so sad.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
It's really interesting actually, like the message behind it is
very moving and John Jay was right, it's very interesting
to see from the eyes of like the murderer's family
and see what they go through, because it's like it's
really sad.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Get this, Kyle, what are you watching?

Speaker 5 (35:42):
I'm still watching Dexter.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
I've committed, like at this point, like I know that's
the number one show, and I know you're saying it's interesting,
and I'm like, oh, I'm too busy.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
I'm watching Roster.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
But I haven't said Kyli, you need to watch it.

Speaker 7 (35:53):
Normally.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
You haven't normally I say, Kylie, you need to watch it.
I have not said that to anybody because I find
this show a little ugh. I don't like sadness.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Yeah, it sounds like that I would be too emotional
watching it.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Some sadness in Dexter Right now. I just finished season
four and it hit just as sad the second time.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Watching it for the second time.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
I did watch Righteous Gemstones the first two episodes, prettying four.
It's so bizarre. In fact, I have a theory on
Righteous Gemstones. Episode one of Righteous Gemstones starts out in
eighteen sixty five, and it's Bradley Cooper and it's like
a serious one hour show and it's a Western, and
they're shootings and murders and it's graphic and it's not funny,

(36:34):
and I'm wondering if that's going to be a spin off,
much like Yellowstone had eighteen sixty three. Now nineteen twenty,
now you have a whole show of Bradley Cooper and
the prequel. I would watch Gemson it was really really good. Yeah,
it was really good, but it was not funny. Then
the next episode is modern day Righteous Gemstones and it's
completely out of control.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
He's like a scam artist in the eighteen hundreds, which
is sort of interesting to see Bradley Cooper like charm
people and get away with stuff and keep on, you know,
like surviving danger. But it has nothing to do with
the rest of that show. No, yeah, you're probably right.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Then it probably isn't the plan to do that because
why even.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Do that, right, and also with all these movie stars
now taking TV roles? Yeah right, so maybe, I mean
because it was really good.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
So well, I mean, Harrison Ford's doing the spinoff of Yellowstone, right.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
But they're all the Yellowstone people. This is Danny McBride,
like you go to me. He also did Halloween, that's right,
So you never know.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
You never know. So anybody lucky you to begin with,
did who did?

Speaker 4 (37:31):
So you guys?

Speaker 7 (37:32):
Back in.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Early December of last year, Uh, Addie, my daughter, she's ten,
she couldn't find her little she has a Nintendo switch
and she has a little tiny black book that holds
the games. She's got a lot of games, and she
couldn't find it. And we searched the house up and down.

(37:54):
We searched because we had gone up to my mom's
house in Payson. We searched her house up and down
a couple of time.

Speaker 7 (38:00):
Tis now.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
We searched the cars, we searched the garage, we searched
the backyard, we searched everywhere, and we could not find it,
which is a little disappointing because those games cost a
lot of money. So we've kind of had our eye
out for it for a while now and just haven't.
I haven't had any luck, and we're kind of given up,
you know, not really searching for it anymore at all.

(38:21):
And Scott had to get his car fixed, and yesterday
he picked it up and he texts me and he's like,
I got some really good news for Addie. And I'm like, what,
not even thinking about this at all because we had
given up on the search. Guess what they found in
the car her little Black Book of Games.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
It's awesome.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
We added it up.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
The amount of games in there that she has is
like seven hundred and twenty dollars worth of games. So
when I gave it back to her, she was like ecstatic.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
She's like, oh, I can't believe this because.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
It's been gone for so long or it's felt like
so long. And I was like, Okay, now, let's just
think about this. If you had seven hundred and twenty
dollars in your hand, that's what you're walking around with
when you're walking around this little black book, Let's keep
an eye on it this time.

Speaker 7 (39:06):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
How many times?

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Is there a Kyle story where she's lost something, and
then it's right there.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
You gotta get her one of those little apple tags
to throw in there. So then that way you have
like a little GPS thing just in case.

Speaker 6 (39:24):
That's a great idea because she is my child, like
you bound to happen again. But I was like, turns
out today really is a lucky day.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
It's John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 9 (39:34):
You don't when it gets the last call and all
the dudes kind of start creeping up on you.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
We have the solution.

Speaker 9 (39:40):
Give them the John Jay and Rich drunk dial line
six two eight nineteen thirty three.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
It's John Jay and Ridge.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
I want to call a couple of people that have
texted us. Let's just call them. So you just text
JJR whatever you want to say to the number nine
six eight nine three. Hello, Hey John j Rich calling
about your text?

Speaker 12 (40:08):
All what's up?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Name?

Speaker 19 (40:10):
What?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
I dude? I just thought your text was so damn funny.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
So we remember I played that audio clip of the
lady scared of a bunch of olives right and she
was screaming, what's your name?

Speaker 7 (40:25):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
So Jose said a text, So can you tell us
your text?

Speaker 19 (40:29):
It's so funny about my sister? Yeah, Oh, when we
were a couple of years ago. We were at Target.
We're at Target and I found out my older sister
was scared of the spiders. So we just happened to
be there during Halloween. So I grabbed a spider and
I ran after her.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
My sister was crying in the next aisle over you
terrorized way spider.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
You know what you said.

Speaker 19 (40:52):
We were both ran after her. I chased her a
little bit and she was crying.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
He's like, we're both over thirty at the time. Like
that's the sibling thing that never goes away, never goes away.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yep, that was it all right, Thanks Ose, Thanks for
texting man, thanks for listening. Thank you, text us, text
JJ whatever is on your mind. We might just call
you just like that.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Just call you.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
How COMESTI give be a down town.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Are you pressing it on the right time?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yeah, on the right side.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
No, it's not working on is it the blank?

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Winner of the six?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
I was hitting the six.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Don't ever hit six? Push the other one?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Well, hete John J. Rich calling about your text.

Speaker 10 (41:47):
Oh my dear for Shrek.

Speaker 21 (41:49):
Yes, so I think your Halloween costumes this year should
be Shrek.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
I love it as long as I could be Donkey.
I mean Donkey, no, no, I.

Speaker 21 (41:58):
Said you should be Donkey because she is like a toddler,
like she wakes up.

Speaker 15 (42:02):
She has all this energy and she talks like crazy.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
Personality fits so then who.

Speaker 21 (42:09):
Okay, of course John j would have to be Shrek.
He hates people, he lives in swamp if he doesn't
want to be around anybody.

Speaker 8 (42:16):
Come on, that would fit.

Speaker 21 (42:19):
Now, Rich, I say this with all of I think
you should be.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Lord Barkwart because I'm sort.

Speaker 21 (42:25):
Because yeah, you're fun size and you would bangs.

Speaker 13 (42:29):
You could rock those banks.

Speaker 21 (42:36):
Let me think, because I sent this a couple of
days ago and it was it was kind of at night.

Speaker 14 (42:40):
So oh Fiona.

Speaker 21 (42:41):
Of course, Princess Fiona would have to be Kyle. Yes,
and she's just she's just our princess. But it would
have to be the human one because you could never
be an ogre ever.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
I mean I could just wear no makeup and then
that would be I knew.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
You were going to say, I love this idea, and
I'm I'm so on board, and I think that'd be
so fun.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Struck five is coming out right, daughter like d stop, I.

Speaker 14 (43:06):
Want to be I got more who was my other one.

Speaker 21 (43:10):
Oh, Grant could be Pinocchio because him and Suspenders.

Speaker 13 (43:14):
I think that would be perfect.

Speaker 21 (43:17):
Sunday is playing the girl, so we might have to
have a whole new character.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
It's pretty good. It's pretty good casting.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Have a great day. I'm glad you texted. Thank you
so much.

Speaker 19 (43:28):
Bye, guys Bye.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
I actually really liked that idea. We should take second
consideration just because of how big that movie, I think.
And I could make like Donkey sexy for sure, and
I would walk around and be like how that that ass?

Speaker 7 (43:45):
Just like that?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Hello, Hey, it's John J.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Rich calling about your text. Oh what's your name? You
texted us about being thirty three and single?

Speaker 12 (44:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (44:06):
So yeah, So I go on the app like hinge,
and then I don't know if I want to swipe
right or left, and like if I feel like a
guy has potential, I wish there was like a medium,
like like a maybe, and it's just hard for me
to make a decision.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Well, wouldn't that be not swiping either way? Would be
the maybe part of the the app?

Speaker 11 (44:30):
Yeah, And then so I close out the app and
then every time, Yeah, so I can't make a decision,
and so I like once a week, I would look
at it maybe, and then I've just accumulated so many
notifications now it's just like, I don't know, overwhelming.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
So I feel like you bring up a good point,
like dating apps need to like considering, you know what
I mean. So it's like swipe left, swipe right if
you're sure. If you're not so sure, but you don't
really want to let him go yet, but you're like,
maybe I'll come back to you one point, like maybe
I will end up liking it.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
The Amazon wish list if you will, yeah, or like yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Like you put them in the queue, like yeah, it's
like you save in your car for later. Yes, the guys,
you know what you should do. This is like what
they always say where it's like inventions come from problems
that are solved or whatever. Start your own dating app
and then add that as an element, and I bet
you so many people will gravitate to that, and you're
going to become a millionaire. You're welcome.

Speaker 11 (45:23):
I think it is an option if you pay.

Speaker 10 (45:26):
For that.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
And it still makes the money.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
What are you What are you looking for that you're
not finding? Fiona a nice guy who.

Speaker 11 (45:40):
Makes more money than me. I know I'm shallow, but
I don't know somebody who's more successful than me, and
then who's nice to me, and I just want a
nice little life.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
I don't think that the shallow that's having standards.

Speaker 11 (45:54):
Yeah, the last guys that I dated cheated on me.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
By So you're thirty three and single, you're on the
dating apps and you have tons of guys that are
swiping on you, right, I guess yeah.

Speaker 11 (46:10):
I have so many notifications.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
I think that's a good sign. I don't know you're
in high demand.

Speaker 11 (46:15):
I just I don't. I don't know what to do
with them, like them.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
With all of them at the same time, go out
with go up.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
You should make a date. I think it'd be fun
to be single. And if you're a girl, just say
every night, same date, every night at a fancy restaurant,
the same table, same restaurant, same everything, and see what happens.

Speaker 11 (46:34):
I've heard about that one girl in the coffee shop
who has like date after date, which.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
It's it's I mean a day coffee shop date is
great because that could be twenty minutes. If you don't
like them, you're out.

Speaker 8 (46:45):
Yeah, exactly, exactly, all right, Fonda, Well, thanks for calling in.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Thanks for texting us, all right, thank you, great day. Bye.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Remember that guy we called and he was like all
shocked and he cussed, Yeah, remember his name? He just said,
thanks for the call. I'm not gonna lie it. I
didn't answer the way I normally do when I get
a random number, so I'm calling him back. He says,
it would have been perfect radio.

Speaker 19 (47:17):
Salas our mortuary when we bag him. How my sister,
that is good radio.

Speaker 18 (47:27):
Are you guys calling again?

Speaker 3 (47:33):
He goes, thanks for the call, Uh, ain't gonna lie.
I was surprised, so I didn't answer I normally do
when I get a random number calling. I would have
it would have been perfect for radio. Thanks for calling,
salads our mortuaries. You stab him, we bag him? How
many I assist you? And that's what he did?

Speaker 7 (47:47):
He did?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
All right, brother, thanks for listening. Thanks for coming back
you too. I don't know how you found us, but
I'm so thankful that you did.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
It's John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Last week I was on vacation, right, I was in Hawai.
I don't I think guys saw any of my stories?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Did you guys? Anybody see my story? Anybody care about
their coworker.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Yes, one in particular, you see the one with the
birds coming into our hotel room.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yes, yes, I'm a bird.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Rebecca messaged me about the bird, the pigeon that was
in our hotel room. Good morning, Rebecca, good morning, how
are you good. So when you made this comment to
me about because we were on the sixteenth floor and
these pigeons kept coming into our hotel room. You know
you're in Hawai, so we went the finding door open. Oh,
looking at the ocean. Your air is coming in. You
can hear the outside. It's beautiful. But these stupid pigeons

(48:35):
kept coming into our room. They kept scaring them out,
trying to get them out of my room, and they
kept coming back. And then Rebecca says, that reminds me
of this, and I was like, oh my god, you
got to come on here and tell the story. So
please Rebecca tell the story.

Speaker 12 (48:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (48:49):
So similar situation. But we were in San Diego and
we were on the twelfth floor. It was our wedding weekend,
the second marriage for both, so we had two connecting
rooms since we have four kids between us, and so
twelfth floor we've got the doors open with the balconies
out there, you know, getting the nice fresh air in
and it's the morning of the wedding. I had been

(49:10):
blow drying my hair in one room and I hear
some commotion going on in the other room when I
was done, and so I go to open the connecting door,
and this little black bird comes flopping and like hopping
and flying at my feet through the connecting room doors.
I panic. I jump up in the air because it's

(49:32):
like coming towards my feet and I come down on
my foot and I just hear and feel like a
crack in my foot. My yeah. My husband comes running
through is able to get the bird out through the
other bedroom door. I hobble over in pain. I'm on
the bed crying. I'm like, oh my gosh, this is
the worst thing ever. He's like, we can get you

(49:53):
to an emergency room. I said, no, hair and makeup
is showing up in an hour. I'm not leaving this hotel,
not doing it. It's our wedding day. So we go
about getting ready and everything. Somebody, a friend has an
ace bandage. They come and wrap my foot up for me,
and we're icing it, doing everything that we can. I
go to put my dress on. After a couple of hours,

(50:14):
and I'm like, I'm just gonna wear my flat I'm
not gonna mess with the heels that I got. Well,
unfortunately my dress was altered to the heels, and so
now my dress was too long, so I forced my
foot into the into the heels. We went with pictures, Yeah,
did pictures. I limped my way down the aisle, which
now had also been moved in because we had planned

(50:36):
everything at this hotel to have outdoor reception out to
our ceremony, and of course it's going to come raining
an hour before, and so we limped down the aisle,
and pretty much after the ceremony, I sat down on
a chair and never got back up. They had to
get a wheelchair at the end of the night because
I could no longer put any weight on it. The
next morning, at seven am, my husband we call a CVS.

(50:59):
It's just on the street, and they happen to have
a pair of crutches there. So he walks down to
the CBS, gets the crutches, brings them back and pretty
much almost broke my foot. It was a really bad spreen.
I was in a boot for three months after that.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Bird on her wedding day on the wedding.

Speaker 15 (51:20):
Day, second wedding. I had no plans on doing this ever. Again,
I wanted this to be the perfect day.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
What a trooper?

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Can I post a picture you sent me of you
in a wheelchair? Sure, the wedding dress in a wheelchair.
It'll put it up on John Jay and Ritchel's stories.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Did you all look up to see if that blackbird
in your hotel room is any sort of omen for anything?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
You know?

Speaker 6 (51:39):
I did not.

Speaker 15 (51:39):
But we had a friend about a month later she
sent us our wedding gift. She had crossed stitch a
lyric from like one of the songs that we had played,
and she put this pretty floral border around it, and
then she crossed stitched a tiny little blackbird in the.

Speaker 14 (51:53):
Memory of blackbird.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Yeah, that is terrible. Well, anyway, how about right now?
Are you still married?

Speaker 15 (52:02):
We are still married. We it was two years last month, Souls,
thanks for calling in.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
All I did was kick the bird out of my room.
Thank god I didn't step on jump. I would jump
and fall on sixteen floors. In fact, you know what's funny.
I had some weed gummies with me right and I
thought I told Blake, because we've heard I kind of
want to try and seven help you sleep the sleep ones.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
And I was like, She's like, do you want to
take these weed gummies here? I was like, no, what
if we take them, we jump off the balcony that is?

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Are they the gummies I gave you? You would not
be doing.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
Any of that.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I don't do anything crazy.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
You would fall right asleep.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
End not playing on the bird.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
We dropped sixteen floors right. Thanks for beck, have a
great day, Thanks for listening.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Thank you, John, Jay and Rich.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
We are like a whole vibea.

Speaker 15 (52:51):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
What are you doing today?

Speaker 14 (52:54):
I am heading into work and that is about it.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
What do you do for a living?

Speaker 14 (52:58):
I work at Amazon?

Speaker 7 (53:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (53:01):
What do you do for Amazon?

Speaker 14 (53:03):
I am a senior program manager. I do like documentation.
I am an IT manager and I own like the
standard work for our building.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Wow, all right, big times she's busy.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
All right, Well, you're playing for a forty five dollars
gift card defend Dago to see the new snow White movie.

Speaker 14 (53:20):
Perfect so excited?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
All right, Nick, what'll we playing?

Speaker 9 (53:23):
You guys were playing beach Zam today and since we've
got tickets to see snow White, we're.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Playing with Disney too.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Oh, that'll be fun.

Speaker 9 (53:32):
So if you can name the name of the song,
give me the name of the song, you get one point.
If you can name the movie the song is from,
you get two points.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Got it, got it? Got it?

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Got it?

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Good?

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Okay, got it.

Speaker 9 (53:44):
So you have a chance at a total of two
points each round. All right, we're gonna start with John Jay.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Pro sign up a whole new world. Two points for
John Jay. Kicking the game off so solid.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Way to go.

Speaker 9 (54:01):
Two points for John j. Like I said, we're gonna
move on to Rich now, my friend King Kuna Matata
would be.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
And it means no worries for the rest of your days.
What it means?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Two points for Rich Two points for John Jay. Peyton Coco.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
That's that's Coco. I don't know the song, but that's
called it is from Coco.

Speaker 9 (54:33):
And as I was putting together these clips, I cried
watching remember and you will cry it is. It is heartworm,
it is emotional. Okay, well, good job Peyton. One point there, Kyles.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
You don't get too far.

Speaker 10 (54:57):
Legs are required for jumping dancing.

Speaker 6 (55:00):
I didn't want to answer because I wanted to hear
this's this song it's Ariel and Little Mermaid and God
I read out of time.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Didn't you did in fact run out?

Speaker 9 (55:10):
It's yeah, Ariel, that's a different version, a different version. Okay, well, Kyle,
you do get one point there. I appreciate your effort.
And Samantha, it's your turn.

Speaker 14 (55:26):
Okay, Okay, Frozen, let it go.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
Who would have thought?

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Who haven't?

Speaker 4 (55:34):
I just heard that clip, but I was like, gosh,
that sounds like alpha ba and it is literally anyway,
I mean, not literally, I mean, but you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Yeah, anyway.

Speaker 9 (55:44):
Okay, So after one round, everybody has two points, but
Kyle and Payton they each have one.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Second round goes to John Jay. Some of the folks
thun the modern eye.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
This toy story.

Speaker 9 (56:00):
Yeah, even going for the bonus point there. Way to go,
John j just under the gun. Four points total for
John Jay in this game. And we'll move on to Rich.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Almost there, Almost there. That's one of my favorite Disney
movies of all time, My all time favorite. The jam
from that song. The villain songs are always the best.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Yeah, always for the shadow Man. I wasn't trying to
give my ghadow Man impersonation, right, I don't.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Know that Peyton understood the game.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
I should I I just didn't want to participate.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Peydon, it's your turn.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Oh this is from the Goofy movie. But that's the
Goofy movie. I don't know his name, but he's like
Prince let's know, you favorite movie.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
They're all classic tunes.

Speaker 18 (56:56):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
That's a great thing we're looking for. Was the name
of his eye?

Speaker 9 (57:00):
Two eyes, the letter I, the number two letter get
one one point for Payton. Two points total in this game,
and you have half the amount of points of John
Jay Goward, God Kyle.

Speaker 6 (57:13):
Okay, it's from Ako and it's don't talk.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
I thought you were gonna run out time again.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
My word.

Speaker 9 (57:26):
It was a huge song in the station for a
little bit too. Okay, Samantha, the pressure is on. If
you can get this, you get to see snow White.

Speaker 14 (57:37):
Okay, okay, Okay, Well I don't know, but I'm gonna
SNOWE would.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Have been correct. Yeah, we were looking for one, two three,
you were okay.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
So is there some kind of controversy with this movie
or something.

Speaker 7 (58:07):
Yeah, there's a.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
Little bit of controversy with the casting because they they
did not cast real people for the seven dwarfs characters
they're using like CGI or something like that.

Speaker 9 (58:16):
Really, well, it's weird because it's kind of both ways.
It's like there's a section of little people who are
mad that they didn't cast little people, and then there's
a section of little people that are mad that they're
only expected little people to have the dwarf parts. So
it's like they're like, we should be able to be
doctors and whatever, and like they're not wrong.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
What's the face is Doc is a doctor?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Who?

Speaker 5 (58:40):
Doc is a doctor?

Speaker 1 (58:41):
I'm talking about the actor plays all kinds of characters, but.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
He's actually one of the people that like was like
pretty upset with the controversy of this movie. Yeah, Like
I think that's why I made headlines was because he
went on an interview on a podcast interview and basically
like lit up the snow white casting.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
And there's something with Rachel Ziggler two.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
That they are not styler.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
They have apparently had feuds on set.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
I just don't think they're.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Doing her justice right Rachel's.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
Look, you do, I do.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
I haven't seen the My kids are real excited for it.
By the way, I would tell you guys earlier about
this movie on Netflix. It's called what's it called.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
The Electric Stage?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Did you watch it?

Speaker 5 (59:23):
I haven't.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
I haven't watched it yet.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
He's it on your list, Like, do you want to
watch it?

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Because I would think it has you all over it
because it's the Russo brothers that directed Avengers and all that.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
Yeah, those guys are is the one with Millie, Bobby Brown.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
And Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt is an Avenger. Anthony Mackiw's
in it. He's an Avenger. Like, I feel like there's
this crossover universe thing in there. It's a did you
know all that stuffy Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Yeah they I mean, this is the Russo Brothers.

Speaker 9 (59:47):
It was supposed to be like their big like come
up and outside of the Avengers world.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Like we can make movies outside of Avengers.

Speaker 17 (59:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (59:54):
And then when the Avengers called and we're like, hey,
can you direct the next Avengers, They're like, yeah, we can.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Also, we'll just do that instead.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
So they dropped this movie.

Speaker 9 (01:00:02):
Well, they they did this one, and then the early
screetings weren't like great apparently, and so they were like, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Okay about it?

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
Why was it so expensive to make?

Speaker 8 (01:00:11):
Then?

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Because it's all digital robots. I mean a robots, but
they're not mean robots. They're like robots from your childhood.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
That's why it looks great. I think it looks great.
So I mean, i'm kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
You know how you know how toy story like you
you see all I remember? That's all I remember that toy.
It's like that, like mister Pedu is a robot, do
you know what I mean? It's like that kind of stuff.
There's nostalgic, Yeah, there is like that. But then mister
Pena is played by Woody Harrelson and then they kill people.
It's a little different. It's John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 9 (01:00:40):
Hey, don't tell anybody. John Jay and Rich gave me
their personal cell phone number.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Where is my freaking phone?

Speaker 9 (01:00:47):
Eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
It's John Jay and Bridge.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Good morning, shed tell so what's happening.

Speaker 17 (01:00:55):
A couple of years ago, you guys were going over
like what it means about you, about like how you shower.
I think it is like what you start with first
and everything, and so.

Speaker 14 (01:01:05):
You guys are going around.

Speaker 17 (01:01:07):
Everybody was explaining what they do. And Kyle said that
she poosed. She poosed twice. And I'm listening and I'm like,
why is she mentioning that she pooss twice when she showers,
And so there's all time I'm thinking, you know, she

(01:01:28):
she goes number two two times when she showers, and
so I just that stuck with me. And then hair
stylist had called in because somebody, I don't know if
it was if it was like Delaney or She'ssette or
somebody had said that they shampoo their hair and they

(01:01:51):
leave it in their hair while they wash the rest
of their bodies. So this hair style is crawls in
and she's like, no, you don't do that. You have
to rent the shampoo out immediately, like it's not good
for your hair.

Speaker 10 (01:02:03):
And but she is like like really like.

Speaker 17 (01:02:06):
Scolding whoever had said it. So after that, like like
I said, this has been years, it's just stuck with me.
Every time I take a shower, I think of Kyle
going number two and this hairstylist like scolding me every
time I've put shampoo in my hair. Like I feel
like she's watching be and she's like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Reset out for the record, Kyle, it wasn't number two
when you said.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
I poo shampooing twice. Today.

Speaker 6 (01:02:36):
I just feel so bad that you've had to like
picture me pooping in the shower.

Speaker 10 (01:02:42):
Years.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
You know, that does change how I feel about you.

Speaker 17 (01:02:46):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
I have that image because we were like, yeah, so
you double shampoo.

Speaker 14 (01:02:51):
Yeah, we double poo.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Like I mean, I also have had that image, but
had no idea this conversation took place.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Why would you want that image?

Speaker 6 (01:03:04):
I've ruined your showers for years.

Speaker 17 (01:03:08):
Well, I get a kick out of it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
So you're like, Chantel's like, well, I don't poo in
the shower even.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Once shampoo shampoo. Well, Chantelle, you're awesome. Do not put
poo in your hair. Put shampoo in.

Speaker 13 (01:03:29):
I will watch it out immediately as I do.

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