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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for Jace JC JC what's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, So when I was younger, my favorite place to
go with my family was Disneyland. And I've always been
very really short, like like short people problems kind of situation.
So when I was ten, like I was unusually short
for my age, and so my dad would came up
(00:29):
with this idea so that I could go on all
the rides because the rest of my family was tall
enough and they didn't want to have to like leave
someone behind. And I was like brave, and you know,
I really wanted to go on the ride. So we
would put and I realized this is really dangerous now,
but we would put Jenga blocks into my shoes, and
(00:50):
so I was able to go on all the rides
and it was great. But what happened was that on
one of the rides, we were going on to Space Mountain,
and I well, okay, So first of all, the jingle
blocks are really uncomfortable to walk around in, and so
(01:12):
it kind of they kind of made me walk funny.
And so I was in line with my family and
I was walking and then one of the one of
the staff came up and asked if we wanted to
be moved up to the front of the line. And
what I came to realize, what we came to realize,
(01:32):
is that they thought that because of how I was walking,
that I had like like a disability of some sort,
which again, like we've revisited this as a family and
realized like, wow, that's on so many levels at what
we did was so wrong. But I don't think that
(01:53):
we realized until after we went on the ride that
that's why, like my brothers actually the one that was
just like hey, guys, like, by the way, I think
that that's why we got brought out.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Up because you're walking with jega blocks in your shoes.
You're walking funny. Yeah, you know I did this to
my son Dutch. I think you remember you remember the story.
I was waitning in Pine Top. There's a go cart place,
and he was too short to get his own golf
cart go KRT. So I put tissue paper in his
shoes to raise him up higher. Tissue paper worked, and
then the owner of the go cart place came out
(02:27):
and yelled at me. We got a huge fight. Oh no,
And I was like, I'm hones dad. I want him
to be in the go cart and she's.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Like it's like a liability for them, but that I
never she called me a bad, bad dad.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh yeah she was. It was it was brutal. And
then I haven't been back to that place again, and
it's thriving. I don't know if it is enough, but
Jega blocks seems so pain like just regular shoes. Her
fourth ride, you're definitely walking like you got a disability
to forget it. I don't want to go to Disneyland anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm glad to hear that. I'm not that my family
wasn't the only ones that had this idea, Like like
I totally get it, and my dad kind of said
the same thing. He was just like, you know, like
I just wanted you to have fun and you know,
be with the family. And now it's like okay, like that,
(03:19):
then maybe we should have gone on a different BAC.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You would have been better off with legos. I think
with great shoes. It hurts walking around Disney Hills. Were
on a trip because it's kind of like, what can
we do to make her taller? Bring out the Jena set,
you know what I mean? Like wagon all right?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I mean it was also like before, like the time
of platforms for like kids too, So nowadays we could
have just got me a pair of like cute platforms.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Maybe inject a little human growth hormone. Come on, it
would have been the next step.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Talk about being questioned.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Hi, jac thanks for sharing that dirty lit secret with us.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It's John, Jay and Rich. I saw this article and
immediately I thought of the four people on the show,
and I thought, mostly, uh, Kyle, of me regretting this.
This article is things in your home that you regrets
throwing away in ten years because you're now going through cleaning,
right you was your new year's resolution.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Y January I cleaned out and purged my closet.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
February I officially finished my cleaning out and purging of
my craft area.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
So January to chat to Chow chet Chow. February, Well,
these are things out that you should you're gonna regret
throw away because Rich throws things out immediately. Picture of
his kids, rip them up. Yeah, I know what they
look like them all right, So things you're gonna regret
thrown away in ten years. Vintage furniture, It says old
furniture pieces, especially those crafted from solid wood, are often irreplaceable,
(04:56):
These items are perfect candidates for restoration. E I don't
think I do that to.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Throw away the Ikea furnisture.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, we have stuff in storage that we have to
go through and get rid of. And I said to Blake,
I was like, maybe Peyton wants it because we talked
about it before, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Family hairlooms, family hairlooms. Inherited items like jewelry, photo albums
have madequilts. Why would you throw those? Would rich? This
is going to hit your hard vinyl records? Oh who
would throw those away? Says With the resurgers of vinyl
recent years, old record collections have seen a dramatic increase
in value. Beyond nostalgia, these albums can become collector's items.
(05:30):
It's true totally.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
My grandma has hundreds of vinyls, and every time I
walk into our house and I see your collection, I'm like,
you're so trendy right now.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You see what she has? Maybe Brits can buy it.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Well, I'm sure there's some worth a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
There probably is. Like my daughter Audrey works at a
record store and she'll go through my thing and she's like, well,
that's a you know, European pressing that's worth two hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, Audrey is going to have to check out my
grandma's collection.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The thing antique china and dishes. While they may seem outdated,
find China and Vitch's dish where often becomes cherish collectible.
Who would throw that away? I don't don't know. I
don't know why. It's like, that's why I'm saying you
and I are horder. That's why you and I almostay
one of these. Wy would way, we won't read it
because we didn't throw it away. Every time my father says,
do you want your mom to CHINA'M like, why where
am I going to put it? Retro electronics, old gadgets
(06:10):
like typewriters, first generation gaming consoles, and early mobile phones.
I have every phone I ever had. Yeah, I still
have a pager. You win that game, girl? Game a pager?
Does this hotel have pager? Access? To books? First edition
or out of print? Books often grow in value over time.
My dad said, never throw away a book. That's true.
(06:30):
Holiday decorations, vintage ornaments, especially handmade of glass blown ones,
don't throw those away. Handwritten letters and cards, I never
throw those away. It's really tough to throw those away.
Vintage clothing and accessories. Don't throw those away. I mean
those genes might come back in ten years. Every time
I've ever gotten rid of a pair of jeans, I
(06:51):
wish I still had them later. Every time. Tools and
workshop items, high quality tools are built to last. Classic toys, vintage,
limited edition or iconic brands can become valuable collectibles. Old coins.
Why would you throw away coins? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
That's like you just are so rich you don't want coins.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Rugs and textiles, high quality rugs, I have to. We
have thrown away rugs. Why because our dog's peede all
over them?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Well, I think that's an exception.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Musical instruments. Older instruments, even out of tune or that
need repair, often possess superior craftsmanship compared to modern visions. Yeah,
so don't throw those away.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I found my recorder from the third grade in my
mom's storage the other week.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Did you bring it in?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
This is so annoying.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
No, it's like one of.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Those plastic clear ones is all bit on the top,
so gross.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
So it's spring cleaning time. Do not spring clean? Keep
it all? I said, we say, can keep it all.
More stuff in your house so we could look junk
here on a wall. I mean, that's just just little
heads up. Since in springtime, little kids are drunk adult
we all do dumb things. Sometimes we do we're little
kids and other times we're drunk adults. Can you tell
the difference. I've asked these people to tell us something stupid.
(07:59):
You guys, guess we'll go around the room.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I accidentally set my house on fire lighting fireworks in
my bedroom.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Rich blue kid, Payton drunk adult, drunk adult. I was
a little kid.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
My friend brought over a ton of fireworks one day
after school and we ended up lighting some in my
bedroom and long story, short curtains caught on fire from
one of the fireworks, and the fire just spread so quickly,
like we lost half of our house.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
It was so bad.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Thankfully we had insurance. I blamed my friend, so I
never got in trouble before it. Unfortunately I was never
able to see that friend again. But I was a
little kid.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
That's crazy, little kid, a drunk adult.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I threw a plate of spaghetti off the wall at
an olive.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Garden Peyton little kid, Kyle drunk adult, rich drunk adult.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So I was a little kid.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I basically got into a fight with my little sister,
and she wouldn't stop teasing me about this awful haircut
I had, So I finally got so mad that I
took her plate of spaghetti and I threw it off
the wall at the Olive Garden and we were literally
asked to leave.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Little kid or drunk adult.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
I got in serious trouble for farting in a police
dog's face.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Kyle, Oh my gosh, uh little kid.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Rich drunk adult Peyton drunk adult.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I was a drunk adult. I was being detained for
fighting in a bar. The cop had a police dog
with him. I thought it'd be funny to rip a
fart in the dog's face. The police officer did not
find it amusing. He immediately choked me out and then
put me in handcuffs.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
If the dog deserves
It's time for Jace JC JC what's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, So when I was younger, my favorite place to
go with my family was Disneyland. And I've always been
very really short, like like short people problems kind of situation.
So when I was ten, like I was unusually short
for my age, and so my dad would came up
(00:29):
with this idea so that I could go on all
the rides because the rest of my family was tall
enough and they didn't want to have to like leave
someone behind. And I was like brave, and you know,
I really wanted to go on the ride. So we
would put and I realized this is really dangerous now,
but we would put Jenga blocks into my shoes, and
(00:50):
so I was able to go on all the rides
and it was great. But what happened was that on
one of the rides, we were going on to Space Mountain,
and I well, okay, So first of all, the jingle
blocks are really uncomfortable to walk around in, and so
(01:12):
it kind of they kind of made me walk funny.
And so I was in line with my family and
I was walking and then one of the one of
the staff came up and asked if we wanted to
be moved up to the front of the line. And
what I came to realize, what we came to realize,
(01:32):
is that they thought that because of how I was walking,
that I had like like a disability of some sort,
which again, like we've revisited this as a family and
realized like, wow, that's on so many levels at what
we did was so wrong. But I don't think that
(01:53):
we realized until after we went on the ride that
that's why, like my brothers actually the one that was
just like hey, guys, like, by the way, I think
that that's why we got brought out.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Up because you're walking with jega blocks in your shoes.
You're walking funny. Yeah, you know I did this to
my son Dutch. I think you remember you remember the story.
I was waitning in Pine Top. There's a go cart place,
and he was too short to get his own golf
cart go KRT. So I put tissue paper in his
shoes to raise him up higher. Tissue paper worked, and
then the owner of the go cart place came out
(02:27):
and yelled at me. We got a huge fight. Oh no,
And I was like, I'm hones dad. I want him
to be in the go cart and she's.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Like it's like a liability for them, but that I
never she called me a bad, bad dad.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh yeah she was. It was it was brutal. And
then I haven't been back to that place again, and
it's thriving. I don't know if it is enough, but
Jega blocks seems so pain like just regular shoes. Her
fourth ride, you're definitely walking like you got a disability
to forget it. I don't want to go to Disneyland anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm glad to hear that. I'm not that my family
wasn't the only ones that had this idea, Like like
I totally get it, and my dad kind of said
the same thing. He was just like, you know, like
I just wanted you to have fun and you know,
be with the family. And now it's like okay, like that,
(03:19):
then maybe we should have gone on a different BAC.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You would have been better off with legos. I think
with great shoes. It hurts walking around Disney Hills. Were
on a trip because it's kind of like, what can
we do to make her taller? Bring out the Jena set,
you know what I mean? Like wagon all right?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I mean it was also like before, like the time
of platforms for like kids too, So nowadays we could
have just got me a pair of like cute platforms.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Maybe inject a little human growth hormone. Come on, it
would have been the next step.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Talk about being questioned.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Hi, jac thanks for sharing that dirty lit secret with us.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It's John, Jay and Rich. I saw this article and
immediately I thought of the four people on the show,
and I thought, mostly, uh, Kyle, of me regretting this.
This article is things in your home that you regrets
throwing away in ten years because you're now going through cleaning,
right you was your new year's resolution.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Y January I cleaned out and purged my closet.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
February I officially finished my cleaning out and purging of
my craft area.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
So January to chat to Chow chet Chow. February, Well,
these are things out that you should you're gonna regret
throw away because Rich throws things out immediately. Picture of
his kids, rip them up. Yeah, I know what they
look like them all right, So things you're gonna regret
thrown away in ten years. Vintage furniture, It says old
furniture pieces, especially those crafted from solid wood, are often irreplaceable,
(04:56):
These items are perfect candidates for restoration. E I don't
think I do that to.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Throw away the Ikea furnisture.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, we have stuff in storage that we have to
go through and get rid of. And I said to Blake,
I was like, maybe Peyton wants it because we talked
about it before, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Family hairlooms, family hairlooms. Inherited items like jewelry, photo albums
have madequilts. Why would you throw those? Would rich? This
is going to hit your hard vinyl records? Oh who
would throw those away? Says With the resurgers of vinyl
recent years, old record collections have seen a dramatic increase
in value. Beyond nostalgia, these albums can become collector's items.
(05:30):
It's true totally.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
My grandma has hundreds of vinyls, and every time I
walk into our house and I see your collection, I'm like,
you're so trendy right now.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You see what she has? Maybe Brits can buy it.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Well, I'm sure there's some worth a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
There probably is. Like my daughter Audrey works at a
record store and she'll go through my thing and she's like, well,
that's a you know, European pressing that's worth two hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, Audrey is going to have to check out my
grandma's collection.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The thing antique china and dishes. While they may seem outdated,
find China and Vitch's dish where often becomes cherish collectible.
Who would throw that away? I don't don't know. I
don't know why. It's like, that's why I'm saying you
and I are horder. That's why you and I almostay
one of these. Wy would way, we won't read it
because we didn't throw it away. Every time my father says,
do you want your mom to CHINA'M like, why where
am I going to put it? Retro electronics, old gadgets
(06:10):
like typewriters, first generation gaming consoles, and early mobile phones.
I have every phone I ever had. Yeah, I still
have a pager. You win that game, girl? Game a pager?
Does this hotel have pager? Access? To books? First edition
or out of print? Books often grow in value over time.
My dad said, never throw away a book. That's true.
(06:30):
Holiday decorations, vintage ornaments, especially handmade of glass blown ones,
don't throw those away. Handwritten letters and cards, I never
throw those away. It's really tough to throw those away.
Vintage clothing and accessories. Don't throw those away. I mean
those genes might come back in ten years. Every time
I've ever gotten rid of a pair of jeans, I
(06:51):
wish I still had them later. Every time. Tools and
workshop items, high quality tools are built to last. Classic toys, vintage,
limited edition or iconic brands can become valuable collectibles. Old coins.
Why would you throw away coins? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
That's like you just are so rich you don't want coins.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Rugs and textiles, high quality rugs, I have to. We
have thrown away rugs. Why because our dog's peede all
over them?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Well, I think that's an exception.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Musical instruments. Older instruments, even out of tune or that
need repair, often possess superior craftsmanship compared to modern visions. Yeah,
so don't throw those away.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I found my recorder from the third grade in my
mom's storage the other week.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Did you bring it in?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
This is so annoying.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
No, it's like one of.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Those plastic clear ones is all bit on the top,
so gross.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
So it's spring cleaning time. Do not spring clean? Keep
it all? I said, we say, can keep it all.
More stuff in your house so we could look junk
here on a wall. I mean, that's just just little
heads up. Since in springtime, little kids are drunk adult
we all do dumb things. Sometimes we do we're little
kids and other times we're drunk adults. Can you tell
the difference. I've asked these people to tell us something stupid.
(07:59):
You guys, guess we'll go around the room.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I accidentally set my house on fire lighting fireworks in
my bedroom.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Rich blue kid, Payton drunk adult, drunk adult. I was
a little kid.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
My friend brought over a ton of fireworks one day
after school and we ended up lighting some in my
bedroom and long story, short curtains caught on fire from
one of the fireworks, and the fire just spread so quickly,
like we lost half of our house.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
It was so bad.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Thankfully we had insurance. I blamed my friend, so I
never got in trouble before it. Unfortunately I was never
able to see that friend again. But I was a
little kid.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
That's crazy, little kid, a drunk adult.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I threw a plate of spaghetti off the wall at
an olive.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Garden Peyton little kid, Kyle drunk adult, rich drunk adult.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So I was a little kid.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I basically got into a fight with my little sister,
and she wouldn't stop teasing me about this awful haircut
I had, So I finally got so mad that I
took her plate of spaghetti and I threw it off
the wall at the Olive Garden and we were literally
asked to leave.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Little kid or drunk adult.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
I got in serious trouble for farting in a police
dog's face.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Kyle, Oh my gosh, uh little kid.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Rich drunk adult Peyton drunk adult.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I was a drunk adult. I was being detained for
fighting in a bar. The cop had a police dog
with him. I thought it'd be funny to rip a
fart in the dog's face. The police officer did not
find it amusing. He immediately choked me out and then
put me in handcuffs.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
If the dog deserves
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