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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It was all over the news last week about Travis
(00:01):
Kelcey talking about how him and Taylor Swift have never
been in a fight in two and a half years
of dating, and George Cliney was being interviewed with them
and said he has been in a fight with his
wife in ten years. Right, you claim that you and
your wife haven't gotten in a fight in ten years,
that's right, argue lying.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
No, I'm not lying.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Travis the same question.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, it's only been two and a half years, and
you're right. I haven't gotten the argument today, never once.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Honestly, neither of us are going to win the argument.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
So why get in it? There you go?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Have you seen the memes about this, by the way,
with me say the memes, say Travis Kelsey says he's
never been in a fight with Taylor Swift. If your
combined value is worth one point sixty seven billion and
you're the point seven billion of it, of course you'll
never get.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Into a fight. That's valid.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
And also, plus, like, if you have that much money,
what can you argue about.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Susan, we're talking about we're getting into the Taylor Swift thing.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You got something to say, Well.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah, we were talking about the pettiest fights anybody ever had.
And me and my boyfriend had gotten in a fight
about his printer. He took it very seriously, and his
printer didn't work well with my computer, and I happened
to call it a name one day when I was
trying to print out some flight tickets for my son
(01:23):
and his girlfriend. And we got this fight that lasted
hours over this printer.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Because you called it. You called it a name.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I called it a name. I called it a bad name.
And he would have thought that I had called his
mother that name. He was so offended that how dare
I call his printer a name? He just absolutely was
so offended. The argument lasted hours. It was the stupidest
thing I'd ever heard, that somebody got so offended over
(01:56):
a printer and the fact that I didn't like the printer.
I made it, hooked up my printer so we could
print out the tickets.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And you made it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Actually, wait, did you bring your printer from your place?
Is that what you did?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Well?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
We we had worked together, we lived together, and he
thought that his stuff was better than mine. So he
had hooked up all his stuff when he moved in Okay,
and so I made him unhook his printer and you know,
put my printer back on. This was like fifteen years ago.
You see how he first got together.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
How can Tatar Swift?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
How can Tato Swift and Travis Kelsey say that they've
never been to a fight when there's fights like this
that happened every day in every relationship.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I know, it's hard to believe.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I don't believe it. I don't believe it for a second.
There's at least that would be some sort of aggravation
or frustration.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, especially like to me, it's like the big things
you should agree on because that's life. But if you're
gonna bicker, it's going to be about something. You guys know.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
He had to say that, right, Like.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, she got mad because I was like looking at
pictures of my ex on Instagram. Like he's not gonna
say that. That's a good point. You're right. Cod just
ruined this whole segment because she told the truth. Bye, Susan,
thanks for calling in, Susan.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Sure, welcome. I appreciate it. Having a good day.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Hi Melissa, Hi, did you get into a petty fight
with someone?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I guess I did. It was my ac and we've
actually broke up a couple of years ago, but this
was many of many fights, but this was kind of
the one that sticks out. It was over a mop
and a bucket. He said, maybe I met home people
getting a mop and bucket, and I told him it's.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Wrong with the one I've got.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
It works great, and he said, because you just doesn't spin,
I need the one that spins, and I said, of mine,
spins too, it's the same one you've been using. So
we go back and forth. I send him a picture
of it, of the Amazon purchase everything in detail, and
he said, that's not it. Mine's better. The one I
got is better. So we literally go back and forth
(04:01):
on this stupid mop thing for two days. On the
third day, I go over to his house and I'm like,
I bring my mop with me and I look at
his and I held the side by side. I go
the exact same mop bucket, the one that spends, and
he looks at me and says, you just purchased that.
That's not the one you had? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Right now?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
At night?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
It was.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
It was just so stupid. We actually broke up over.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
That, but I mean, we're laughing about that because we're
laughing because we've all been in one of those fights.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I mean, it is petty. We're laughing because that's what
they are. Petty reasons. We know they're silly, but like.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
At some point you're arguing over the mop and you're like,
this is not going to work out the moment, Yeah,
we're done. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
I felt like, Okay, Shaggy caught you and it wasn't me.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Let's do it.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
We know.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Well, thanks for sharing that with this, Melissa, Thank you
very much. Are you guys still broken up and you
have a new boyfriend now?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
And you got to No, we're still we're still broken up.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
New boyfriend, new bucket.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
The meantime, I look at that. I still think of
that and I took a picture of it from two
years ago. I still have it just in case I
ever get Oh I miss him.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
No, I have a great day. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Thank you too.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Eight seven seven ninety seven one to four, Seve.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
We got into the petty fights you've had with your boyfriend,
your girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
And your husband, wife or anybody. Talk you next, John Dane, Rich,
John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
We were getting into like these petty fights because Tedror
Swift and Travis Kelsey, don't fight, Krista.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
What's yours? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (05:44):
My ex and I can't agree on the color of
one of his shirts. It's it's one of those wafflenets
and it's black, and he will tell you to this
day that it's brown.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Is that why you got divorced? Makes it to me?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
No, but I know.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
You can probably relate rich and just the fact that
you know there were little things like that. There's a
lot of them.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
The color thing is hard for guys because my wife
knows all the colors. We have so many questions. It's like, no, no,
it's Cien. I'm like, it looks blue to me, Cyan, Wow,
nobody knows what Cian is.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
I think, well, black is one of those colors that fades.
So when it's faded, because he's had it for like
fifteen years, it looks a little bit brownish, So I
get what he's saying, but it's not a brown shirt.
It's black.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Thank you, Latina, Good.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Morning, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
How are you guys doing.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Is that your first name? Latina?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Yeah, that's my first name.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's very cool.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Dude, did you how many times did you go in
the room and say you're Latina and they're like, no, no,
we don't need to know your nationality.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What's your name?
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Oh yeah, It's happened all the time, Like especially when
I went to get my driver's license. I was sixteen,
and the lady was like, no, no, sweetheart, you don't
put your ignicity there, and you put your name there,
and I was like, oh my god. And then every
time at work they were always like, you know, oh,
are you even allowed to call her that? And they
were like that's her name?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
What's your petty fight?
Speaker 7 (07:17):
So Mike was actually yesterday with my husband and it
was over a dentist appointment that I had at nine
o'clock and my daughter's was at nine thirty, and so
he's all like, oh hey, it was like eight forty.
He's like, oh hey, you have an appointment at nine
and Luna's is at nine thirty. And I'm like, why
are you just telling me this now? And he's like, oh,
(07:37):
I know, I told you last week and I'm like,
you told me last week. You know what's happened since
last week? He's like, what you know? And then so
he calls a lady. He's like, hey, because they know us,
you know, at the dentist and he's like, hey.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
This is Ricardo.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
I just gotta let you know my wife and my
daughter aren't going in today because I told her last
week and she forgot.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
And I was like yeah, he's like, you'll notice when
she's Latina.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Yes, And so we're sitting there. Are you gonna lady
Stow on the phone, She's like, so, do you want
me to reschedule it? And I'm like, no, oh, call
you want We're ready to reschedule.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh my god, that's great. Thanks, thanks for listening.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yeah, Nicole, Yes, mine's not a juicy But I was
dating a man older than me, probably I don't know,
thirteen years my senior.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Anyhow, we got in a.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Major fight about using a meat thermometer. I was like,
how about you use a meat thermometer because the food
was not cooked all the way through, and he.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Was like, I lived fifty five years, you know I've
never needed SAT And I was.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Just like, oh, maybe do today likely listening to this
and I broke up with him, and this is probably
triggering what.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Meth thermometer? Man like, I don't want any wrong.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, I think that's safe.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
I just can't That's all that
It was all over the news last week about Travis
(00:01):
Kelcey talking about how him and Taylor Swift have never
been in a fight in two and a half years
of dating, and George Cliney was being interviewed with them
and said he has been in a fight with his
wife in ten years. Right, you claim that you and
your wife haven't gotten in a fight in ten years,
that's right, argue lying.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
No, I'm not lying.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Travis the same question.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, it's only been two and a half years, and
you're right. I haven't gotten the argument today, never once.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Honestly, neither of us are going to win the argument.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
So why get in it? There you go?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Have you seen the memes about this, by the way,
with me say the memes, say Travis Kelsey says he's
never been in a fight with Taylor Swift. If your
combined value is worth one point sixty seven billion and
you're the point seven billion of it, of course you'll
never get.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Into a fight. That's valid.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
And also, plus, like, if you have that much money,
what can you argue about.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Susan, we're talking about we're getting into the Taylor Swift thing.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You got something to say, Well.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah, we were talking about the pettiest fights anybody ever had.
And me and my boyfriend had gotten in a fight
about his printer. He took it very seriously, and his
printer didn't work well with my computer, and I happened
to call it a name one day when I was
trying to print out some flight tickets for my son
(01:23):
and his girlfriend. And we got this fight that lasted
hours over this printer.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Because you called it. You called it a name.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I called it a name. I called it a bad name.
And he would have thought that I had called his
mother that name. He was so offended that how dare
I call his printer a name? He just absolutely was
so offended. The argument lasted hours. It was the stupidest
thing I'd ever heard, that somebody got so offended over
(01:56):
a printer and the fact that I didn't like the printer.
I made it, hooked up my printer so we could
print out the tickets.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
And you made it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Actually, wait, did you bring your printer from your place?
Is that what you did?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Well?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
We we had worked together, we lived together, and he
thought that his stuff was better than mine. So he
had hooked up all his stuff when he moved in Okay,
and so I made him unhook his printer and you know,
put my printer back on. This was like fifteen years ago.
You see how he first got together.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
How can Tatar Swift?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
How can Tato Swift and Travis Kelsey say that they've
never been to a fight when there's fights like this
that happened every day in every relationship.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I know, it's hard to believe.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I don't believe it. I don't believe it for a second.
There's at least that would be some sort of aggravation
or frustration.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, especially like to me, it's like the big things
you should agree on because that's life. But if you're
gonna bicker, it's going to be about something. You guys know.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
He had to say that, right, Like.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, she got mad because I was like looking at
pictures of my ex on Instagram. Like he's not gonna
say that. That's a good point. You're right. Cod just
ruined this whole segment because she told the truth. Bye, Susan,
thanks for calling in, Susan.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Sure, welcome. I appreciate it. Having a good day.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Hi Melissa, Hi, did you get into a petty fight
with someone?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I guess I did. It was my ac and we've
actually broke up a couple of years ago, but this
was many of many fights, but this was kind of
the one that sticks out. It was over a mop
and a bucket. He said, maybe I met home people
getting a mop and bucket, and I told him it's.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Wrong with the one I've got.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
It works great, and he said, because you just doesn't spin,
I need the one that spins, and I said, of mine,
spins too, it's the same one you've been using. So
we go back and forth. I send him a picture
of it, of the Amazon purchase everything in detail, and
he said, that's not it. Mine's better. The one I
got is better. So we literally go back and forth
(04:01):
on this stupid mop thing for two days. On the
third day, I go over to his house and I'm like,
I bring my mop with me and I look at
his and I held the side by side. I go
the exact same mop bucket, the one that spends, and
he looks at me and says, you just purchased that.
That's not the one you had? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Right now?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
At night?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
It was.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
It was just so stupid. We actually broke up over.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
That, but I mean, we're laughing about that because we're
laughing because we've all been in one of those fights.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I mean, it is petty. We're laughing because that's what
they are. Petty reasons. We know they're silly, but like.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
At some point you're arguing over the mop and you're like,
this is not going to work out the moment, Yeah,
we're done. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
I felt like, Okay, Shaggy caught you and it wasn't me.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Let's do it.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
We know.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Well, thanks for sharing that with this, Melissa, Thank you
very much. Are you guys still broken up and you
have a new boyfriend now?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
And you got to No, we're still we're still broken up.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
New boyfriend, new bucket.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
The meantime, I look at that. I still think of
that and I took a picture of it from two
years ago. I still have it just in case I
ever get Oh I miss him.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
No, I have a great day. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Thank you too.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Eight seven seven ninety seven one to four, Seve.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
We got into the petty fights you've had with your boyfriend,
your girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
And your husband, wife or anybody. Talk you next, John Dane, Rich,
John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
We were getting into like these petty fights because Tedror
Swift and Travis Kelsey, don't fight, Krista.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
What's yours? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (05:44):
My ex and I can't agree on the color of
one of his shirts. It's it's one of those wafflenets
and it's black, and he will tell you to this
day that it's brown.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Is that why you got divorced? Makes it to me?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
No, but I know.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
You can probably relate rich and just the fact that
you know there were little things like that. There's a
lot of them.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
The color thing is hard for guys because my wife
knows all the colors. We have so many questions. It's like, no, no,
it's Cien. I'm like, it looks blue to me, Cyan, Wow,
nobody knows what Cian is.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
I think, well, black is one of those colors that fades.
So when it's faded, because he's had it for like
fifteen years, it looks a little bit brownish, So I
get what he's saying, but it's not a brown shirt.
It's black.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Thank you, Latina, Good.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Morning, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
How are you guys doing.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Is that your first name? Latina?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Yeah, that's my first name.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's very cool.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Dude, did you how many times did you go in
the room and say you're Latina and they're like, no, no,
we don't need to know your nationality.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What's your name?
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Oh yeah, It's happened all the time, Like especially when
I went to get my driver's license. I was sixteen,
and the lady was like, no, no, sweetheart, you don't
put your ignicity there, and you put your name there,
and I was like, oh my god. And then every
time at work they were always like, you know, oh,
are you even allowed to call her that? And they
were like that's her name?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
What's your petty fight?
Speaker 7 (07:17):
So Mike was actually yesterday with my husband and it
was over a dentist appointment that I had at nine
o'clock and my daughter's was at nine thirty, and so
he's all like, oh hey, it was like eight forty.
He's like, oh hey, you have an appointment at nine
and Luna's is at nine thirty. And I'm like, why
are you just telling me this now? And he's like, oh,
(07:37):
I know, I told you last week and I'm like,
you told me last week. You know what's happened since
last week? He's like, what you know? And then so
he calls a lady. He's like, hey, because they know us,
you know, at the dentist and he's like, hey.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
This is Ricardo.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
I just gotta let you know my wife and my
daughter aren't going in today because I told her last
week and she forgot.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
And I was like yeah, he's like, you'll notice when
she's Latina.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Yes, And so we're sitting there. Are you gonna lady
Stow on the phone, She's like, so, do you want
me to reschedule it? And I'm like, no, oh, call
you want We're ready to reschedule.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh my god, that's great. Thanks, thanks for listening.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yeah, Nicole, Yes, mine's not a juicy But I was
dating a man older than me, probably I don't know,
thirteen years my senior.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Anyhow, we got in a.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Major fight about using a meat thermometer. I was like,
how about you use a meat thermometer because the food
was not cooked all the way through, and he.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Was like, I lived fifty five years, you know I've
never needed SAT And I was.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Just like, oh, maybe do today likely listening to this
and I broke up with him, and this is probably
triggering what.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Meth thermometer? Man like, I don't want any wrong.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, I think that's safe.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
I just can't That's all that
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