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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Scared a situation where you need to get out of
a conversation. You're at a bar, at a club and
someone's talking to you. We encourage you to use the
drunk downline. If you ever just drunk and you want
to leave us a message, use the drunk down line
six h two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three. You
can also leave us talkbacks. You just tap the microphone
on the iHeartRadio, but you can leave us a message.
Got a couple drunk downs last night?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
So there's a vending machine at work that talks.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
It says like thank you, and how are you today?

Speaker 5 (00:32):
And what can I get for you?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
And enjoy that snack and things like that, right, And
it just so happens that it is a man's voice, and.

Speaker 6 (00:43):
I am attracted to this voice.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
I'm a little embarrassed today, but.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
I'm low key in love with him.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
I now frequent the vending machine at.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Least once a day, and I guess like a little.

Speaker 7 (01:03):
In that warm and.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Fuzzy feeling, and I.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Just I love talking to the venue machine in the
man's voice is like the sexiest thing I've ever heard.
And oh gosh, good for mik not good for my
pocket book or my calorie intake.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
That's so funny. I'm curious to what she buys the
vent machine in it? Like, is it like a candy bar?
That's sexy, sneaker.

Speaker 8 (01:33):
Enjoy your where its sack? You're a snack yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's been a long time, so I've been to a
vending machine. Do have you guys ever seen one of
the talk.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
We used to have that store there that would say
thank you whenever you would buy something, but they got
rid of that, that little thing.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I guess if people are falling in love with their
chat chepts, you got all love with a vending machine,
and at least is a physical piece of something.

Speaker 9 (01:57):
If you're ever in public and just genuinely don't want
to be bothered by men, by really anybody, I have
like a fool proof hack worked every single time.

Speaker 8 (02:09):
You just bark.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
Like full on.

Speaker 9 (02:14):
Barrel dog rabies. Nobody's gonna bug you.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Nobody's gonna bug you after that.

Speaker 9 (02:19):
I'm not looking you crazy, but they won't bug you, no,
because I've been there.

Speaker 8 (02:23):
All right, So Peyton, you've barked, you're at the bar. Wait, wait,
you at the bar a week ago. The guy's hitting
on you.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
You should, that's hilarious.

Speaker 9 (02:34):
No, I've never I've never barked, but we have been
with a group of my girlfriends and when men constantly come,
but we just.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I have a white.

Speaker 8 (02:45):
Okay, No, we should bark.

Speaker 10 (02:50):
Because barking is way better than yelling.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
You have a man.

Speaker 8 (02:53):
Yeah, you don't have to think about it. You just
do it. That's so funny. You have to come up
with it and.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
You think about it.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's like you say you have a man. They're like,
I be your man.

Speaker 8 (03:00):
Yeah, you see it as a challenge. You just bark.
I don't think they know what guy, and they just
run away.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
That is genius, genius.

Speaker 8 (03:08):
That's what our listeners do. It us great ideas.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I proposed to my girlfriend a week ago and I
put her ring in the dessert and she did to
itif your tooth and.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I ended up going into the yar.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
But she still said, yeah, I guess that's a good thing.

Speaker 8 (03:22):
What do you say, shift your truth on the one
your tooth on the ring? The ring proposal gone wrong,
so she started going ham on the dessert.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Ship shift her tooth had to go to the er.
That's a tough one, would you I like that costd
proposal gone wrong. Let's hear about a proposal that's gone wrong,
and then let's say if you still said yes, there's
nothing more halloweeny than a proposal that's gone wrong. Calls
an eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven
a proposal gone wrong?

Speaker 8 (03:46):
How we've never done that.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I remember when I bought my engagement ring, the guy said,
he's like, don't get too cute because people are nervous
when they propose anyway. So if you tried to get
too fancy and too elaborate, something's gonna get messed up
and it's going to be disasters. So just like, steal
your nerves for the moment. But hiding in dessert, that's
pretty ballsy.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Proposal's gone wrong. Eight seven seven nine three seven four seven.
We'll talk to you next is John J.

Speaker 8 (04:10):
Witch.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Wedding Proposals gone Wrong eight seven seven nine three seven
four seven.

Speaker 8 (04:16):
Hello Ashley, what happened to you? Ashley? Yes, you're on
the air.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
High Hi, Sorry about that. So, yes, my husband when
he proposed to me, it was, oh good lord, poor guy.
So he picked me up from work, went to dinner,
and we ran into his ex girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
That was yeah, that was.

Speaker 10 (04:46):
Her lovely part.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Not a sign at all, No, not at all.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
And then we went to I don't remember which resort
it is, but it has the gondola, right, okay, he
took me on one and the guy who is doing
it he starts singing about a love lost and really
sad song. First he planned to propose and he was

(05:13):
just so frustrated. I didn't understand why. And finally he
proposed to me and I'm too.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Did you say a night too?

Speaker 8 (05:21):
You got caught off there?

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Oh sorry. He ended up just proposing to me like
next to a random spot.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
But you started off the conversation by saying my husband,
So you said yeah, So it worked out?

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Yes, it definitely did.

Speaker 8 (05:39):
Okay, definitely a proposal gone wrong. And hear about a
lost love propose to your girlfriend, you bump into your axe.
Thanks Ashley, thanks for calling in.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Absolutely have a good day.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
Hi, Violet, tell us about your proposal gone wrong?

Speaker 6 (05:57):
Hey, I proposed was gone wrong? I was twenty My
now ex proposed to and it was in front of
all of his family. We were having dinner at his
grandma's house and he got down at one knee while
I was sitting at the table and I got up

(06:17):
and I moved chairs and said, here, you want to sit.

Speaker 9 (06:23):
I didn't realize what he was doing, sat on the
floor next to me.

Speaker 8 (06:32):
Did he end up sitting or did he propose?

Speaker 6 (06:35):
No, he started shaking and he was like, I'm not
I'm not trying to sit down and I'm trying to
propose that.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
He was probably so nervous in front of the family
who's probably had nerves anyway.

Speaker 8 (06:51):
Thanks Violet, Hey Ben, you got a proposal gone wrong? Hey?

Speaker 7 (06:57):
How was it going?

Speaker 8 (06:58):
Morning?

Speaker 7 (06:59):
So we were at Disneyland and where I'm proposing in
front of the castle and my stepson has a Mike
Lazowski shirt and in the movie Mike Szowski usually likes
to be blocking something or being blocked by something. So
as I'm like down on one knee and proposing, he's

(07:21):
and the person we have to take the picture is
taking a picture. He's standing right in the middle where
the ring is, so it just looks like a classic
Monsters inc. Like Mike's in the way.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
That's kind of great, though, isn't it in a way
that's kind of perfect?

Speaker 7 (07:37):
Yeah, just ironic.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
Yeah, that's that's awesome. Did she say yes.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
She just say yes, Ben.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Thanks for listening. Great story, Lucy. You have a proposal
gone wrong, Lucy.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Lucy, she's got a phone line gone wrong.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
She did I do wrong? You see who? Lucy there? Okay,
hold on, Lucy.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Hello, can you hear?

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Sorry, I'm taking my sons to school. But my proposal
story is that it was a beautiful story. It was
supposed to be anyway. It was a New Year's Eve proposal.
But where it got wrong was that when he did
get down on one knee to give me the ring,
his mom got in the middle of us and put

(08:33):
the ring on herself.

Speaker 8 (08:37):
What wrong? Did she not want you guys to get married?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I don't think so. It didn't work out anyway, So.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
The guts on her. That's like a mother in law.
What did you do?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Did you move her out of the way?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
No, it was a big scene, and all her families
were there, and I didn't want to like make a
scene anymore than it already was. Everyone and already made
faces like if okay, this was bad, So I just
so we just laughed it off. Where it got worse, though,
was that when we went outside to the shine, where
it says she said yes. She started crying.

Speaker 10 (09:11):
She was crying.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
She was saying that that's her son, that that's her baby.
And then when we were all taking family pictures, it's
like the drunkness kicked in or something, and she started
telling me that I can't have him, that he's all hers.

Speaker 8 (09:27):
Is he Mexican? Yes, yeah, I know it. I know it. Well.
The Mexican moms and their sons are very very close,
very close.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
That's a little crazy right there, but I get it.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
I get it. Hi, Lucy, thanks for sharing that with us.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (09:52):
One.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
Don't you think well you ever heard Denise is yet?
Hi Denise.

Speaker 10 (09:57):
Hi guys. So when I was in high school, my
husband moved out of state and so we were doing
long distance for a little bit and I was not
sure if this was going to work out. So he
was like, come out for Fourth of July weekend. I
was like, cool, mind you. He's seventeen and I'm eighteen. Okay.
He planned this whole thing. A seventeen year old Okay,

(10:20):
planned this whole thing. And he was like, I'm going
to take my girlfriend to the beach. And he told
his mom that he was going to take me to
the beach and she he was like, hey, go ahead
and record everything. Well, he told her that it was
going to be a promised ring, so she was just like, Oh,
it's going to be something cute. When we got there,

(10:42):
it was freezing. It's Oregon and it's so cold. So
I'm wearing just like the only thing that i can
find in the little shops there. I'm wearing a striped shirt,
like a long sleeve striped shirt. I look dumb, my
hair's up in a bun, I have neon heights underneath
my shore. And he was like, he thought that would

(11:03):
be a good idea to propose to me in the
middle of the wind with everything, Like the pictures look horrible,
and his mom was just shocked because he started getting
on one knee and so like the video didn't even
go through. He just like literally forgot that she was
even recording.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
So there's no video.

Speaker 10 (11:21):
There's just random pictures like side of him proposing.

Speaker 8 (11:25):
He's seventeen, how old is he now?

Speaker 10 (11:28):
We're going to be thirty.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Now, And so you said, yes, you got married at
seventeen eighteen.

Speaker 10 (11:34):
He so his mom said we couldn't get married until
he turned eighteen because she wasn't going to sign for him.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
To get married.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I think that's fair, that's fair.

Speaker 8 (11:43):
While that it worked. Yeah, so you're still together, right,
Yes we are.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
I love that.

Speaker 8 (11:49):
Wherehere did he propose the sea side?

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (11:53):
Actually, yeah, that's such.

Speaker 8 (11:54):
A pretty area. It was so windy always Yeah, what
did he say? Yeah, it is really close.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
And she's mad because she doesn't look cute in the pictures.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
I get that. I understand that.

Speaker 10 (12:05):
His and like, you could have at least told me
to like put on some makeup air, do something. And
then his mom was like, if she would have told me,
I would have made sure you look good in the picture. Me, like,
I didn't even know this was happening.

Speaker 8 (12:26):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Well, congratulations, that's a great story. Actually great successful. Thanks Denise,
thanks for listening. Huh, desiree, you call him about something else?
Or my my Ron, thanks for holding You've been hold
it forever.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
I was. I was listening and those were some good stories.

Speaker 8 (12:42):
But what were you calling about it?

Speaker 4 (12:44):
It is a little off the topic, but it was
a pretty good one. Like the drunk text, the dials
were talking about how to get rid of the man,
and like you start barking, and that's actually like a
really good idea. I have a couple of friends who
do that as well, Like they'll hang out, they're like
and they just do it, even for fun, like if
there's like guys walk it like walk on the street
lot just like barkat them.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
But and it's just funnier for me. But then when you're.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Really trying to get them away, like also a good
textor for myself was like hissing like a cat was
kind of like you know that you would just get
that it is really.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
That seems pretty final when you started hissing it somebody.

Speaker 7 (13:18):
I just am so.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Glad that I'm not in this alone, like to be
making random noises that men just to get them away from.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Us, Like I've never heard of that, never experience it,
And I guess that's a good thing. Yeah, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Like random random animal thing is the job, you know.
That's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Desiree, thank you for listening. Thank you so much for
holding really appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (13:48):
I'm glad you did.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Have a good desrate.

Speaker 8 (13:51):
Hold on dere what what's city you in right now?

Speaker 4 (13:56):
I am technically right now I'm in Mesa. I work
at the Looters and off of Alma School and it
just part But I live in Phoenix.

Speaker 8 (14:05):
Oh you work at Hooters. I haven't seen one of
those in a while.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
Yes, wow, I knows you guys.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
It's over here on Almost School, right by the eos.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Okay, I say, do you want tickets to party in
the park?

Speaker 9 (14:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (14:20):
Yeah, you see pit Bull, Shaggy genuine. It'll be a
great show. Don't hit it any of them though. Yeah, okay,
you hit the pit Bull, he'll bark at you. Yeah,
he just might.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
Good time.

Speaker 8 (14:31):
Yeah, hold on, okay, party park is November November eighth.
All right, so hold on, we'll set yuplet's takets, hold on,
hold on. That was nice. I think it was watching
shoes on hold for twelve minutes. Oh great, So I'm
glad you around.
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