Mario Lopez sits down with infamous comedian and now actor Andrew Dice Clay to get the crazy story about how Guns N Roses helped him land his role in A Star Is Born, how Elvis inspired his take on the character, how dating is different now days, why his Dice-Cast is not just a podcast, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go, Mario Lopez. Here another fun
episode on my podcast, Listen to Mario, and this week
we are digging into the archives and giving you an
interview that I did with one of the most infamous
comedians ever, Mr Andrew Dice Clay. Oh. As a kid,
he was my favorite because he was so naughty. Really
and and Dice, of course is one of the most
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politically incorrect comics out there, and he's turned into quite
the actor. He's actually really good. I loved him in
Vinyl Over on HBO, spent two seasons playing a version
of himself on his showtime show Dice And of course,
he made quite a splash playing Lady Gaga's father last
year and a Star Is Born. Dice also in the
podcast Game just announced a big new comedy tour with
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Roseanne Barr. Talk all about that more. So, let's get
into it, Mr Andrew Dice Clay, How are you, sir?
To see really good? Great to be here with you.
I admire your studio, you know, I gotta I don't
see you, you know, because you're all over. Thank you.
(01:04):
You're telling me I stalk you in hotel rooms, which,
by the way, the interview we did prior when you
talked about that, that is now going to be in
the hotel room. My producer wanted me to tell you
we're gonna be You're gonna be watching in your hotel room.
You're talking about in the hotel because you make me comfortable,
you know what I mean. You know, it's stays like
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I don't know, Tulsa, Oklahoma, you know, at a casino
and I turned on that and I gotta get ready
for show, and you have those before show jit is,
you know, and I go just find Mario, just like
I don't care that you're talking about what they might
have or what movies are coming to I'm hearing, Okay, guys,
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just take it easy. You've done this. You've played the
biggest places in the world. Nobody's ever gonna top you.
You're the greatest comic I've ever seen ever in the world.
Those are the vibes I'm trying to get across. That's
what you're saying. And you might be talking about like
Equalizer too, but I'm hearing something else, right. I love it.
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That's my favorite. Congratulations, oh my gosh on everything. But
first I want to talk about A Star is Born.
You play Lady Gaga's dad. And I just think it's
awesome because all the names that were kind of bandied
about there, and Bradley Cooper personally reached out to you
for this role, which is really exciting. And I didn't
even know what what what he wanted from me. How
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did that conversation go when he reached out, Well, this
is what happened. This is the whole story. Okay, So
I go and I put Guns and Roses back together
single handedly. It took me a little while that that. No,
it was written about in Rolling Stone, not making it up.
What happened was my son Max, who was the drummer
in in in his band with my son Dylan and Kyle,
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one of our productions. Right. Yeah, Actually, uh, he's sang
to me since he's fifteen years old. He goes, Dad,
you know you're the only one that could ever put
G and R back together, you know, because of how
they look up to me. You know. They originally came
to see me at the Wiltern, then they were at
the Amphitheater. They used to ring my bell when I
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was up from the Rock and Roll Rouse on sunset.
They'd ring my bell three in the morning, so we
became very close. I wound up doing the Rose Bowl
with them, you know, in between Metallica and G and R,
I did a set broad acts, so we always close.
So I said, look, if it's ever really called for,
I'll just put him together. I know what to do.
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So because of my son's band, I need rock and
roll in the world. Okay, real rock and roll, which
G and R is obviously. So the first guy I
get was Slash. I was doing a tour in Australia.
I was there for about ten minutes and um, we
were at the top of this hotel in Sydney where
they started breakfast and they got big porches sitting outside.
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So I come out there and I say, you mind
if I smoke because he's just sitting there, you know.
He goes yeah, he's going dice dice, And I go, hey,
how are you doing? What are you doing out here?
I said to them, goes well, I'm playing there like
national anthem at one of their football games. So I
look at him and I go, yeah, that's big, you know,
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it goes no, it's gonna be on t I oh, yeah, great,
you know you're doing the national anthem. Your slash you
one of the biggest player is greatest players ever in
old time. I go, so, I want to know what
the argument was that happened about twenty three years ago,
that you guys can't put it back together and and
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thrill the millions of people that have come to love
you since you broke up. Well it, you know, just
dumb stuff that every band goes through, you know. So
it's so he started talking very positive about Axel because
that was always the problem. So now I come back
to l A. Okay, next up, I gotta get Duff.
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So Duff comes with his wife to see my son's
band at the UH Place on Burbank Boulevard. And what
was great. He stayed through the whole show and he
was really into the boys. And the next day I'm
hanging out with him and my son Max, who really
can't believe it, Like why is he with Duff? Because
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I told him a million stories how we used to
hang out. But now he's seeing it, you know, and
Duff has given him great advice, you know, about the
band and what they need to be doing. And you know,
it gets to the point where I go, Okay, what's
the next move? Because I don't have patience for this,
you know, you know, And and the road manager is there,
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Tom Mayhew. So Tom is like, well we gotta get Slash.
He he would be condescending all the years when he
would put out tweets and stuff about Axel, like like
like girlfriend and boyfriend that broke up, you know, nonsense.
So what happened is I opened a show now for
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at the hard Rock Hotel in Vegas four Axel. It's
his last show and I'm working in a smaller room
at the hard Rock. I'm doing vinyl. He's in the joint.
So I opened the last show he's doing. And then
we're hanging out afterwards, and I got both my sons there,
which is like, you know, for them, they grew up.
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They just idolized them. You know. It's like if I
met Elvis, I wouldn't know what to say, you know,
of course, so um so you know Axel, you know,
it did like a two and a half hour show, fantastic.
You know, he's going dice, what do you think of
the show? I go best you been? You know, I mean,
your voice is incredible, great, great show whatever, you know,
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And he was why he's saying it like that I go,
because you're working with a cover band, You're in front
of three thousand people, which I could be doing. I go,
you should be in front of stadiums. I go. It's
an obligation. Do your fans put it together? So now
Slash does put out the positive tweets about how great
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Axel is bands. But I got so excited. I'm coming
home from a gig in my car, also in Burbank,
and I hear is it true that the original lineup
is getting back together? You know? And I was just thrilled.
And then it happened, you know, so I love So
I was at the very first show you're talking about,
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Bradley at the True bad Ouh with my sons and
this little v I p. It's a small place that's
like people. So I wanted to see that first show together,
which is where Axel actually fell and broke like his ankle.
You could re let you know what I mean. You
and him do like the same things, so uh so
you must look up to him too. So anyway, my heir,
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So the show, the show is fantastic. And as I'm leaving,
I'm passing Bradley Cooper and I go, I just want
to tell you I thought you were great and sniper,
you know. And his mother grabs me and she goes,
not so fast. You don't know what you mean to
our family, you know, yeah, And I go, yeah, but
you know, I love your son. I've followed his career.
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I just want She goes, no, no, tell him Bradley.
You know. She goes, how many times were you at
the Philadelphia Spectrum because he's from Philly. And I go,
I've done it three times, and she goes, we were
at two of those shows. She goes, that's what you
mean to us. A couple of months later, I'm in
his office talking to him, you know, for three and
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a half hours, and mostly you know, we're talking about
the movie, but mostly we're talking about I'm talking about
my son's because he was ready to have his first child, okay,
and I wanted up playing them half their album because
I always carry that C d S, you know. And
he's telling me how he had to learn guitar for
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a Star is born, you know, And I said, you know,
if you need some help my son, Dylan, you know,
he's really great at this stuff, you know, and he goes,
I'd like to meet him, and the next day. So
the meeting's coming to three and a half hour meeting.
I don't even know what it's about. So when I'm
leaving the meeting, I look at Bradley, I go, let
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me ask you something because I'm pretty sure my son's
or in the twenties, you know, sitting on our front porch,
you know, which is hysterical because I've turned my front
porch in the valley like a nice neighborhood looks like
a Brooklyn stoop. There's an old office chair that's bent
to the side with the pham coming out of the arm,
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like the neighborhood hates us. And yeah, this lounge, it's like,
you know, when people walk by, they're going, why why
these animals still living here? You know? So so I said, so,
my sons are gonna be waiting for me. I go,
what do you what do you think I should tell them?
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Like about this meeting? Like how did it go? And
he goes, you want me to tell you what to
tell your sons. I go, yeah, because I don't know
what you're thinking, you know, you tell me what to
tell them? And he goes, I think it went really well.
I go, okay, you know, remember he said that, you know,
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you know, I'm from Brooklyn. So I go home and
I tell him it went pretty well, you know, he said,
to tell you that. You know. The next morning, I
have a text. Can I go into Hollywood and met Stephanie,
who's Lady Gaga. You know, she's recording some stuff for
the movie. So I go over there. We meet, you know, instantly,
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we got along like her crew parted like the Red Sea.
When I came in the studio, it was funny, but
we talked about like, you know, becoming a phenomena. Like
when she broke, you know, she goes, but what about
you when I go? Yeah, when I broke, I go.
I was like the Lady Gaga of comedy. So I
know what it feels like, you know, to be you know,
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because fame, as you know, it could be a very
scary place, in a very lonely place. And when you
become a phenomena, you know, you know, who do you
keep around if you smart? Your family, your friends, And
that's what she does. And then Bradley showed up at
the studio and he took us in another you know
room where nothing's going on, and he goes, all right,
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let's work some scenes. I go, what scenes? I don't
know the movie, you know, you know, I just got
the script, Like, what do you want of your mind? Goes,
calm down, it's gonna be fine. And it takes us
both like like corners of the room, like fight is,
you know, and he whispers stuff to me, whispers stuff
to her. So the first scene was pretty light, okay,
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just a father door to scene, you know. Now the
second scene he gets into my head, you know, and
he talks about like my kids and if this happened
or that happened, and I go, all right, I could
do that, you know. So now the scene starts and
I'm feeling nothing, you know, but I'm wearing dark glasses
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like this, and I also wear this. It's not for guns,
but it looks like a two gun holster that I
my wallet glasses, the phone. You know. It looks like
I'm ready to say, you know, like I'm doc uh
from from you know, going on just say when that's
what it looks like, you know. So I go, Bradley,
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I don't know what's going on. Forget this, you know.
He goes, what do you mean? Forget? I go, I
don't feel it I feel nothing. I got wait a minute,
I know what it is. I take my glasses off,
you know, and then I started, I'm still not feeling it.
I take the bag off, the two guns, and I'm like,
all right, we should be okay. Now Now I feel normal.
Now I feel like a dad, you know. Three minutes later,
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I'm holding her head against my chest, tears are falling
off my face and I'm actually looking even though a
minute like why am I holding her? I know this
girl for twenty minutes, you know. It's lady Gays, you know.
And I'm crying on and he's and he's on the
floor and he's going, yes, yeah, I knew it. I
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knew it with you, Dice. I knew it since I
saw a blue jasmine that you can do something, you know,
so you know. So now it's Sunday, and you know
how long it takes to get apart. So that was
a screen test essentially. Yeah, calls to me Monday night
because I want to if you're a part of Lorenzo,
which is which is? You know? And it was emotional
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for me because honestly, after I did, I got to
work with some great directors the few years and Allen
and you know you stole that. I told you that
in Vinyl. The performance was and I'm always looking to
prove my sight. And so after I got done with that,
I didn't even want to do any more movies. I
was like, I'm just gonna stick with the comedy, you know.
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But you know, Bradley's calling you up. I want you
for that. And I loved The Stars Born when I
originally saw it with Barbra Streisen, and I told my
son's I go, I'm gonna make this a tribute to Elvis,
because what had happened is that the Star was Born
that Streisan did with Chris Christopherson was originally supposed to
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be Elvis and Barbara streidn't know that because I'm really close.
I don't know if you you ever meet Jerry Shilling,
he's Elvis's He he grew up in Elvis's house, the
house he lives in in l A, Elvis boredom. You know,
I've been up there a million times. He showed me
pictures when they went to see Nixon. Jerry's the one
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that went with him, like you're out of your might,
You're just going to see the president, you know, And um,
so so he was like his best friend. He even
wrote a book called Like My Friend Elvis. You know,
and Jerry schillingree in the estate for years. So he
told me the whole story of Elvis and streisand that
they'd sit in Elvis's dressing room in Vegas after the
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separate concerts and talk about a stars born. Elvis was
all pumped to do it. But but Colonel Parker moron,
stupid person, I can't use the words I really want.
He was, Yeah, fifty percent, wouldn't let Elvis perform outside
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the States. Did you know that Elvis never got the
toy Europe. That's why I studied for performance. That's why
I know so much and study comics. That's why the
image of Dice that you knew of was all the
leather jackets with giant college. And he taught me what
I knew about performance. Only I did it as a comic.
You know, I didn't study comics. Who cares, you know?
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They bore me to tears, half of them. So but
so when I made it in comedy, it was all
about the Elvis vibe and creating excitement for audiences. So
it had that, Yeah, because it had a little Tony
Man narrow to Everything, and I would do Elvis at
the end of the concerts. I had an eight piece
band and we'd really do it. We would do Deserts,
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I would do cc Ride, or I would do Baby,
what you want me to do? I would do I
would end with Trilogy, which is that Glory Hallelujah song
because we were there. It was during Desert Storm when
my career took off. So I would really do the
numbers and people would love it, you know. So. But
the bottom line with the Elvis thing is because they
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weren't going to give Elvis first billing like it would
have been like Barbara Stritch and Elvis Presley. I can't
do that. The colonel said, you're not doing the movie.
If they're not putting your name up first, you're not
doing And that wrecked Elvis because he was trying so
many years, because he did all those beach movies, you know, Girls, Girls, Girls,
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all that. I mean, I mean, you know, the best
of it was the one with a Margaret Vegas. Yeah,
that was amazing and you yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know. The house really that it's at the top
of Truesday. Look at that, like on my birthday. I
used to because I lived right down the hill on Doheny.
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I used to to hike the hill just to touch
the gate on my birthday. You know, Elvis it ruined
him because now he's not getting to do the one
dramatic role, which he just would have been outrageous and
and that's why he spiraled. So even though I wasn't
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the leading this movie, I said, I gotta do it.
This great Yeah exactly. Wow. Well that's why that makes
it extra special for it. Well again, congratulations and working
with But aside from uh that movie you've I just
want to talk about a couple of other things real
quick that you got going on this really um cool podcast,
the Dice Cast now. But do you know why it's
(18:26):
called the Dice because it's not supposed to be a podcast.
It's a dice dice. It's it's it's half reality show,
half transistor radio show. Okay, like you could listen on
your radio. But when you watch it, you see the
insanity of it because you know, you see how we're
just sitting around. That's all good, this is great. You're
(18:47):
Mario Lopez. You get the sign They didn't put a
sign up of me. But what I'm saying is, you know,
people walk out on me. I walk out when I
get bored or if I see, like last week, this
guy Nick val Loonga, who also has a giant film
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called Green Book Okay, and it's you know, Spielberg took
it over and it's it's almost like a reverse of
Driving Miss Daisy, where it's a it's a white driver
and the passenger is this African American classical pianist in
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the sixties. And it's a true story about this guy's
father and in years he became a great actor. But
this is in the sixties when his father was a
bouncer at the Copacabana and they closed for renovations and
this performer needed somebody to drive him through the South.
So it's the relationship of those two guys. So last
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week I'm doing my and here comes Nick with some
pizza girl. You know, I don't know how so you know,
but she's hot, so you know, she brings the pizza
in and you know, I just want to talk to hot.
I want to do the show right now, so I
I go out to another room with UH to wrap with.
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But I saw it. It's it's airing this week, and
I'm going, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen
in my life. That's why it became like first week
number four, you know, at the top podcast in the world.
And it's a dice cast because it's cutting between when
I'm talking to this girl I'm trying to pick up
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on the girl who I don't know is um an
ex Baywatch girl, Christie Alan. It's great girl my birthday party,
and but but I don't know. I'm thinking it's the
pizza delivery girl. You know, I don't know every and
now she does comedy comedy, yeah, And I got my
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arm around under out in the hallway, and it's cutting
back when my son Dylan took over the dice cast,
like where is he in my opening act? Eleanor Carrigan
jelling at me when I come in, Wait where are
you going? You know, and go mind your business where
I'm going because I used to be with Eleanor like
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like a million girls love you, right, you know that?
Well I don't like that. You know, this is going
on for years, you know. But what I'm saying not
every girl in the world loves me, but the ones
that do. It's like forever. You can't shake him, you know.
So Eleanor who to me is is the best, one
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of the best stand ups in the country. I mean
when when she finally does a special. I mean, that's
why I don't even say best girl comic because she's
such a killers in general. She destroys every crowd. I mean,
you know, and my crowds, like me, Joe Rogan, we
have the most aggressive crowds as comics in the world,
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and she goes up there and just kills every night,
whether it's three people at three thousand scenes, nothing to
Because she's from Philly under staying of course row home. Yes,
you know, uh, you know, schoolyard. She loves to fight.
You know. It sounds like that's why she was a
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good girlfriend for me for a while, because when I
would get into it with people, I couldn't get sued.
So she'd fight him, you know what I mean, She's
got your back. Must listen to podcasts right there that cast.
We'll put up all the info on dot like something.
You know, what do you have you not to break
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what we're talking about? Two kids? Those are my two kids.
I got little ones. Yeah, you know, you know, no,
that's beautiful. But you don't need marriage to do all that.
You're years you're married? Oh god, what about five? Six
something like that. We've been together like nine okay, yeah nine,
(23:09):
it's still pretty fresh. Yeah yeah, it's a pretty I
mean we got about a dime in about ten years.
It might have been six years. I think we're married
about six years. I think you're a type of guy,
you were a romantic Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would consider myself,
what are you gonna bring her today when you come home?
And everyday thing? We can't spoil him? Come on, you
know that, dice, But no, I I do. I actually
do every It's a lot of work. It's a lot
(23:31):
of work. But I'm single now, Okay, you know what
I mean. Yeah, you know I've been through it. I'm
sure you have. I go, I get married all the time.
Times you get married, three times, three times, three times.
I was engaged to Eleanor who I was fifteen years ago.
Then I like it. Yeah. I never give up on
the prospect of real romance. And I think that that's
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part of the reason people that keeps it young. But
going back to the movie, that's why this movie keeps
getting made, right because if you think about it, what's
it about? And it's a dark love story, right because
we all keep trying. But especially in the world the
show biz, it's very hard, you know, to stay married
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because of all the temptation, you know, you in your
position on the road at forget about the cheating, you know,
because I'm no good you know what I mean. You
know I don't cheat a lot, you know, like if
my wife's no it was just you know, like accidents,
(24:38):
you know what I mean, nothing crazy. But now that
I'm single, you know, you know my son Dylan, you know,
I go, you know, I I gotta start all over,
you know, you know, I gotta get my game. You
know Trier game is tight Stone no, no, but but
but you gotta start like with a Monday girl, you know.
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You know Monday you find and like at a bus stop,
you know what I mean. I sit there with a coffee,
you know, and I wait around and here comes somebody
with their backpack and the stupid bun. You know how
they all ruin their own head. Women don't know what
to do with their hand. How I've gotten I've had
breakups over the bun, you know what I mean, I
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start taking your out your hanzled down and long and
beautiful with the makeup, and the minute they move in
they tie it into it. Not like a holiday in made.
You know. They go into the bathroom with the long
like they wore it all night. Everybody gets all, look
how beautiful. They go into the bathroom looking like Marilyn
(25:43):
Monroe and here comes Marilyn Manson everything like, no, no, no,
you gotta pack, you know, no, we're not going through
the rest of the night. They gotta keep their parents,
they gotta keep up with because you know, the first individual. Well, yeah, well,
the first thing of any relationship is attraction. Yes, that's it.
Listen to me here, I don't allow low tailbones. If
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the tailbones too low, that means but is going to
start dropping at an early age. You know what I mean.
You want you want to high, but you know what
I mean, So you might have to shave your tailbone
a little to get it over there, right, Okay, but
if you have a low tailbone, last thing you want
is a bun and flip flops. With the sound of
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the flip flop, the heel smacking the bottom of your
foot just makes me nauseous. You know, you can talk
all day long. You could tell me all the things
that are bothering you that I really couldn't care less. Right,
just don't be wearing a bun, be wearing spikes, the
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hands down, low cut shot. You notice how the big
butt is all famous now? How they can't show say
he's embraced it. But go on me too. Okay, So
you know, girls used to hang up the phone when
I say, oh, you know, I really admire your your
big fat But you know only I would use like yes, right,
(27:13):
you know, so they'd hang up. They go, how dare you?
I go, It's why I said hello. That's thirty years ago,
but today he's embraced. Please Instagram. I can't even see
the rest of the girl. That's how big you know. Alright,
(27:37):
listen before I let you go, I want to put
you on the spot. Quick questions, quick answers. Okay, alright,
let's see if I can do that favorite Gaga song.
Oh I like the the original. You know I fell
in love with her, like with monster. Last show you
binged watched, Oh well I love wait wait binge watch
(27:57):
would be when you kind of power it through you
want see them all Billion's great show huh. On the
show Celebrity Crush Growing Up, it's says Susanne Summers. Okay,
little three company right there. Well, I didn't need the
other one. The other one didn't do anything, didn't do anything,
and she was cute, but next to Suzanne. Right, you
know what I mean? I know what you mean. If
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you could be any animal, what would you pick? Lion?
That was quick? Not because because I that's what I
call my company. Because see, if you notice, the lion
could kick anybody's butt in the jungle. Right. But yeah,
it's not the biggest animal in the jungle, is he.
It's not. No, isn't a bad bigger, right, you see
(28:42):
what I'm saying. Right, they're in a forest. But the
thing about a lion, the thing about a lion is
when a lion is threatened and he feels his back
against the wall, the claws grow, right, And that's why
I could take anything that's you You chill like a lion.
I really do you like the women to do the
work and bring no, No, it's I'm about work. I
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could cook chicken. I'm a chicken cook. I'm with you
on it. I'm with you on it. And last question,
last question. They're doing the Andrew Dice claim movie biopic.
Something you cast in that role? Well, there's something going
on now with the Jeane Kirkwood and Chess Palm and
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Terry who's writing this thing? Yeah like that. It's yeah,
it's pretty amazing. And you know Jean, you know, I
don't know have you ever interviewed him? No? I have yes,
biggest producers every now, you know everything from Rocky one
that you would love here the producer on this one?
Who would you cast? What actor would you cast? Um? Well,
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I used to want James Franco. I even met with
him about ten years ago about it, but there was
no book even yet. And just the greatest guy. But
we also need a guy that and they play me,
you know, younger. They have to sort of look like me,
and Franco had that. You know, he's got the egg,
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you know what I mean? Like you see my head,
it's like more of an egg. It was just a
little tomato. I got more of a tomato. Bradley Cooper
and egg. Bradley. I spoke to him a little about it,
but he was so absorbed and because he could do
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it the head shape like gillenhal and more than the look.
He would have the look. But in all the films
he's done, I've seen all. I know how I am personally,
not just on stage, because it's almost like playing for
an actor. It's like playing two parts. Okay, you're playing
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that the animal that the world knew his dice, and
then you have the father, the husband, you know, the
personal life. I'm very different in it. And so you
need a guy that could play. You need a great
method act that will take that on. Yes, all those choices,
excellent choices. I'd watch all the movies. Thank you so
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much for taking the time, such a such a pleasure
always to hang out. You can follow him on Instagram,
maybe even slide into his d m s. A girl
with a big round booty And I'm on Andrew dice
Clay Instagram Andrew dice Clay exactly. And a lot of
girls do right to me. But I can't bother with them.
(31:32):
Do you know what they do? What do they do?
Here's what they do? All right? Like I had a
girlfriend on Instagram for like a year. I think they're
broken up now, you know. And you know I met
her once and then we did Instagram talk and then
we had a phone conversation more than one, and then
more Instagram talk. But what's happened to people is you
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could actually have these relationships just on Instagram and then
they just disappear like it never happened. Wow, robotic robots.
It's very hard to start a relationship today because you
can write to a girl, Hey, how's it going weekend?
A half later? Good? How are you? This is a
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hundred and eighteen hours ago. You know, years ago you
had to dial the phone. That was it. The only
way you're gonna talk to a Girl's call that house.
I missed those days, so do I. You could call
two dirty in the morning. You had to go up
against it wasn't a text. You want to come over?
And nine days later, I'm busy right now, you've been
(32:43):
busy for three weeks. Years ago, you'd have to call
the house. You don't know if the mother is picking
up the father's pick. Who's calling this house street dirty
in the morning. No, it's it's it's Andrew Senda Rover.
I mean, how many you want to take care of
her whole life? Big house? She's not that great to
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look and trust me because you know you probably have
a beautiful wife. I've never seen your wife, but you've
got beautiful kids. I like a girl. I like them pretty,
but I like them a little defected, a little a
little Yeah, look at your wife, just beautiful right Like
this is like there's nothing wrong here, Like I could
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go with a woman like this if one foots a
little short in the you know, like a little defect
you want you want to keep? Yeah, Like like let's
say a girl's a little round shouldered and now in
front of a family and she wants to lay into you,
you know what I mean, So you hit it with this,
stand up straight? You want to talk to me like that?
(33:47):
Stands up straight. You're in your mother's house like a
human being. Walk out of here, but pick up your
walk out, walk out the door, I says, you know,
talk to me like that. Be you know, hunched over
love at advertise play on Instagram. Be sure to follow
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fun next week. Thank you so much for listening.
All right, here we go, Mario Lopez. Here another fun
episode on my podcast, Listen to Mario, and this week
we are digging into the archives and giving you an
interview that I did with one of the most infamous
comedians ever, Mr Andrew Dice Clay. Oh. As a kid,
he was my favorite because he was so naughty. Really
and and Dice, of course is one of the most
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politically incorrect comics out there, and he's turned into quite
the actor. He's actually really good. I loved him in
Vinyl Over on HBO, spent two seasons playing a version
of himself on his showtime show Dice And of course,
he made quite a splash playing Lady Gaga's father last
year and a Star Is Born. Dice also in the
podcast Game just announced a big new comedy tour with
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Roseanne Barr. Talk all about that more. So, let's get
into it, Mr Andrew Dice Clay, How are you, sir?
To see really good? Great to be here with you.
I admire your studio, you know, I gotta I don't
see you, you know, because you're all over. Thank you.
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You're telling me I stalk you in hotel rooms, which,
by the way, the interview we did prior when you
talked about that, that is now going to be in
the hotel room. My producer wanted me to tell you
we're gonna be You're gonna be watching in your hotel room.
You're talking about in the hotel because you make me comfortable,
you know what I mean. You know, it's stays like
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I don't know, Tulsa, Oklahoma, you know, at a casino
and I turned on that and I gotta get ready
for show, and you have those before show jit is,
you know, and I go just find Mario, just like
I don't care that you're talking about what they might
have or what movies are coming to I'm hearing, Okay, guys,
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just take it easy. You've done this. You've played the
biggest places in the world. Nobody's ever gonna top you.
You're the greatest comic I've ever seen ever in the world.
Those are the vibes I'm trying to get across. That's
what you're saying. And you might be talking about like
Equalizer too, but I'm hearing something else, right. I love it.
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That's my favorite. Congratulations, oh my gosh on everything. But
first I want to talk about A Star is Born.
You play Lady Gaga's dad. And I just think it's
awesome because all the names that were kind of bandied
about there, and Bradley Cooper personally reached out to you
for this role, which is really exciting. And I didn't
even know what what what he wanted from me. How
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did that conversation go when he reached out, Well, this
is what happened. This is the whole story. Okay, So
I go and I put Guns and Roses back together
single handedly. It took me a little while that that. No,
it was written about in Rolling Stone, not making it up.
What happened was my son Max, who was the drummer
in in in his band with my son Dylan and Kyle,
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one of our productions. Right. Yeah, Actually, uh, he's sang
to me since he's fifteen years old. He goes, Dad,
you know you're the only one that could ever put
G and R back together, you know, because of how
they look up to me. You know. They originally came
to see me at the Wiltern, then they were at
the Amphitheater. They used to ring my bell when I
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was up from the Rock and Roll Rouse on sunset.
They'd ring my bell three in the morning, so we
became very close. I wound up doing the Rose Bowl
with them, you know, in between Metallica and G and R,
I did a set broad acts, so we always close.
So I said, look, if it's ever really called for,
I'll just put him together. I know what to do.
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So because of my son's band, I need rock and
roll in the world. Okay, real rock and roll, which
G and R is obviously. So the first guy I
get was Slash. I was doing a tour in Australia.
I was there for about ten minutes and um, we
were at the top of this hotel in Sydney where
they started breakfast and they got big porches sitting outside.
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So I come out there and I say, you mind
if I smoke because he's just sitting there, you know.
He goes yeah, he's going dice dice, And I go, hey,
how are you doing? What are you doing out here?
I said to them, goes well, I'm playing there like
national anthem at one of their football games. So I
look at him and I go, yeah, that's big, you know,
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it goes no, it's gonna be on t I oh, yeah, great,
you know you're doing the national anthem. Your slash you
one of the biggest player is greatest players ever in
old time. I go, so, I want to know what
the argument was that happened about twenty three years ago,
that you guys can't put it back together and and
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thrill the millions of people that have come to love
you since you broke up. Well it, you know, just
dumb stuff that every band goes through, you know. So
it's so he started talking very positive about Axel because
that was always the problem. So now I come back
to l A. Okay, next up, I gotta get Duff.
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So Duff comes with his wife to see my son's
band at the UH Place on Burbank Boulevard. And what
was great. He stayed through the whole show and he
was really into the boys. And the next day I'm
hanging out with him and my son Max, who really
can't believe it, Like why is he with Duff? Because
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I told him a million stories how we used to
hang out. But now he's seeing it, you know, and
Duff has given him great advice, you know, about the
band and what they need to be doing. And you know,
it gets to the point where I go, Okay, what's
the next move? Because I don't have patience for this,
you know, you know, And and the road manager is there,
(05:53):
Tom Mayhew. So Tom is like, well we gotta get Slash.
He he would be condescending all the years when he
would put out tweets and stuff about Axel, like like
like girlfriend and boyfriend that broke up, you know, nonsense.
So what happened is I opened a show now for
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at the hard Rock Hotel in Vegas four Axel. It's
his last show and I'm working in a smaller room
at the hard Rock. I'm doing vinyl. He's in the joint.
So I opened the last show he's doing. And then
we're hanging out afterwards, and I got both my sons there,
which is like, you know, for them, they grew up.
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They just idolized them. You know. It's like if I
met Elvis, I wouldn't know what to say, you know,
of course, so um so you know Axel, you know,
it did like a two and a half hour show, fantastic.
You know, he's going dice, what do you think of
the show? I go best you been? You know, I mean,
your voice is incredible, great, great show whatever, you know,
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And he was why he's saying it like that I go,
because you're working with a cover band, You're in front
of three thousand people, which I could be doing. I go,
you should be in front of stadiums. I go. It's
an obligation. Do your fans put it together? So now
Slash does put out the positive tweets about how great
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Axel is bands. But I got so excited. I'm coming
home from a gig in my car, also in Burbank,
and I hear is it true that the original lineup
is getting back together? You know? And I was just thrilled.
And then it happened, you know, so I love So
I was at the very first show you're talking about,
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Bradley at the True bad Ouh with my sons and
this little v I p. It's a small place that's
like people. So I wanted to see that first show together,
which is where Axel actually fell and broke like his ankle.
You could re let you know what I mean. You
and him do like the same things, so uh so
you must look up to him too. So anyway, my heir,
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So the show, the show is fantastic. And as I'm leaving,
I'm passing Bradley Cooper and I go, I just want
to tell you I thought you were great and sniper,
you know. And his mother grabs me and she goes,
not so fast. You don't know what you mean to
our family, you know, yeah, And I go, yeah, but
you know, I love your son. I've followed his career.
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I just want She goes, no, no, tell him Bradley.
You know. She goes, how many times were you at
the Philadelphia Spectrum because he's from Philly. And I go,
I've done it three times, and she goes, we were
at two of those shows. She goes, that's what you
mean to us. A couple of months later, I'm in
his office talking to him, you know, for three and
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a half hours, and mostly you know, we're talking about
the movie, but mostly we're talking about I'm talking about
my son's because he was ready to have his first child, okay,
and I wanted up playing them half their album because
I always carry that C d S, you know. And
he's telling me how he had to learn guitar for
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a Star is born, you know, And I said, you know,
if you need some help my son, Dylan, you know,
he's really great at this stuff, you know, and he goes,
I'd like to meet him, and the next day. So
the meeting's coming to three and a half hour meeting.
I don't even know what it's about. So when I'm
leaving the meeting, I look at Bradley, I go, let
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me ask you something because I'm pretty sure my son's
or in the twenties, you know, sitting on our front porch,
you know, which is hysterical because I've turned my front
porch in the valley like a nice neighborhood looks like
a Brooklyn stoop. There's an old office chair that's bent
to the side with the pham coming out of the arm,
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like the neighborhood hates us. And yeah, this lounge, it's like,
you know, when people walk by, they're going, why why
these animals still living here? You know? So so I said, so,
my sons are gonna be waiting for me. I go,
what do you what do you think I should tell them?
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Like about this meeting? Like how did it go? And
he goes, you want me to tell you what to
tell your sons. I go, yeah, because I don't know
what you're thinking, you know, you tell me what to
tell them? And he goes, I think it went really well.
I go, okay, you know, remember he said that, you know,
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you know, I'm from Brooklyn. So I go home and
I tell him it went pretty well, you know, he said,
to tell you that. You know. The next morning, I
have a text. Can I go into Hollywood and met Stephanie,
who's Lady Gaga. You know, she's recording some stuff for
the movie. So I go over there. We meet, you know, instantly,
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we got along like her crew parted like the Red Sea.
When I came in the studio, it was funny, but
we talked about like, you know, becoming a phenomena. Like
when she broke, you know, she goes, but what about
you when I go? Yeah, when I broke, I go.
I was like the Lady Gaga of comedy. So I
know what it feels like, you know, to be you know,
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because fame, as you know, it could be a very
scary place, in a very lonely place. And when you
become a phenomena, you know, you know, who do you
keep around if you smart? Your family, your friends, And
that's what she does. And then Bradley showed up at
the studio and he took us in another you know
room where nothing's going on, and he goes, all right,
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let's work some scenes. I go, what scenes? I don't
know the movie, you know, you know, I just got
the script, Like, what do you want of your mind? Goes,
calm down, it's gonna be fine. And it takes us
both like like corners of the room, like fight is,
you know, and he whispers stuff to me, whispers stuff
to her. So the first scene was pretty light, okay,
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just a father door to scene, you know. Now the
second scene he gets into my head, you know, and
he talks about like my kids and if this happened
or that happened, and I go, all right, I could
do that, you know. So now the scene starts and
I'm feeling nothing, you know, but I'm wearing dark glasses
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like this, and I also wear this. It's not for guns,
but it looks like a two gun holster that I
my wallet glasses, the phone. You know. It looks like
I'm ready to say, you know, like I'm doc uh
from from you know, going on just say when that's
what it looks like, you know. So I go, Bradley,
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I don't know what's going on. Forget this, you know.
He goes, what do you mean? Forget? I go, I
don't feel it I feel nothing. I got wait a minute,
I know what it is. I take my glasses off,
you know, and then I started, I'm still not feeling it.
I take the bag off, the two guns, and I'm like,
all right, we should be okay. Now Now I feel normal.
Now I feel like a dad, you know. Three minutes later,
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I'm holding her head against my chest, tears are falling
off my face and I'm actually looking even though a
minute like why am I holding her? I know this
girl for twenty minutes, you know. It's lady Gays, you know.
And I'm crying on and he's and he's on the
floor and he's going, yes, yeah, I knew it. I
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knew it with you, Dice. I knew it since I
saw a blue jasmine that you can do something, you know,
so you know. So now it's Sunday, and you know
how long it takes to get apart. So that was
a screen test essentially. Yeah, calls to me Monday night
because I want to if you're a part of Lorenzo,
which is which is? You know? And it was emotional
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for me because honestly, after I did, I got to
work with some great directors the few years and Allen
and you know you stole that. I told you that
in Vinyl. The performance was and I'm always looking to
prove my sight. And so after I got done with that,
I didn't even want to do any more movies. I
was like, I'm just gonna stick with the comedy, you know.
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But you know, Bradley's calling you up. I want you
for that. And I loved The Stars Born when I
originally saw it with Barbra Streisen, and I told my
son's I go, I'm gonna make this a tribute to Elvis,
because what had happened is that the Star was Born
that Streisan did with Chris Christopherson was originally supposed to
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be Elvis and Barbara streidn't know that because I'm really close.
I don't know if you you ever meet Jerry Shilling,
he's Elvis's He he grew up in Elvis's house, the
house he lives in in l A, Elvis boredom. You know,
I've been up there a million times. He showed me
pictures when they went to see Nixon. Jerry's the one
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that went with him, like you're out of your might,
You're just going to see the president, you know, And um,
so so he was like his best friend. He even
wrote a book called Like My Friend Elvis. You know,
and Jerry schillingree in the estate for years. So he
told me the whole story of Elvis and streisand that
they'd sit in Elvis's dressing room in Vegas after the
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separate concerts and talk about a stars born. Elvis was
all pumped to do it. But but Colonel Parker moron,
stupid person, I can't use the words I really want.
He was, Yeah, fifty percent, wouldn't let Elvis perform outside
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the States. Did you know that Elvis never got the
toy Europe. That's why I studied for performance. That's why
I know so much and study comics. That's why the
image of Dice that you knew of was all the
leather jackets with giant college. And he taught me what
I knew about performance. Only I did it as a comic.
You know, I didn't study comics. Who cares, you know?
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They bore me to tears, half of them. So but
so when I made it in comedy, it was all
about the Elvis vibe and creating excitement for audiences. So
it had that, Yeah, because it had a little Tony
Man narrow to Everything, and I would do Elvis at
the end of the concerts. I had an eight piece
band and we'd really do it. We would do Deserts,
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I would do cc Ride, or I would do Baby,
what you want me to do? I would do I
would end with Trilogy, which is that Glory Hallelujah song
because we were there. It was during Desert Storm when
my career took off. So I would really do the
numbers and people would love it, you know. So. But
the bottom line with the Elvis thing is because they
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weren't going to give Elvis first billing like it would
have been like Barbara Stritch and Elvis Presley. I can't
do that. The colonel said, you're not doing the movie.
If they're not putting your name up first, you're not
doing And that wrecked Elvis because he was trying so
many years, because he did all those beach movies, you know, Girls, Girls, Girls,
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all that. I mean, I mean, you know, the best
of it was the one with a Margaret Vegas. Yeah,
that was amazing and you yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know. The house really that it's at the top
of Truesday. Look at that, like on my birthday. I
used to because I lived right down the hill on Doheny.
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I used to to hike the hill just to touch
the gate on my birthday. You know, Elvis it ruined
him because now he's not getting to do the one
dramatic role, which he just would have been outrageous and
and that's why he spiraled. So even though I wasn't
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the leading this movie, I said, I gotta do it.
This great Yeah exactly. Wow. Well that's why that makes
it extra special for it. Well again, congratulations and working
with But aside from uh that movie you've I just
want to talk about a couple of other things real
quick that you got going on this really um cool podcast,
the Dice Cast now. But do you know why it's
(18:26):
called the Dice because it's not supposed to be a podcast.
It's a dice dice. It's it's it's half reality show,
half transistor radio show. Okay, like you could listen on
your radio. But when you watch it, you see the
insanity of it because you know, you see how we're
just sitting around. That's all good, this is great. You're
(18:47):
Mario Lopez. You get the sign They didn't put a
sign up of me. But what I'm saying is, you know,
people walk out on me. I walk out when I
get bored or if I see, like last week, this
guy Nick val Loonga, who also has a giant film
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called Green Book Okay, and it's you know, Spielberg took
it over and it's it's almost like a reverse of
Driving Miss Daisy, where it's a it's a white driver
and the passenger is this African American classical pianist in
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the sixties. And it's a true story about this guy's
father and in years he became a great actor. But
this is in the sixties when his father was a
bouncer at the Copacabana and they closed for renovations and
this performer needed somebody to drive him through the South.
So it's the relationship of those two guys. So last
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week I'm doing my and here comes Nick with some
pizza girl. You know, I don't know how so you know,
but she's hot, so you know, she brings the pizza
in and you know, I just want to talk to hot.
I want to do the show right now, so I
I go out to another room with UH to wrap with.
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But I saw it. It's it's airing this week, and
I'm going, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen
in my life. That's why it became like first week
number four, you know, at the top podcast in the world.
And it's a dice cast because it's cutting between when
I'm talking to this girl I'm trying to pick up
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on the girl who I don't know is um an
ex Baywatch girl, Christie Alan. It's great girl my birthday party,
and but but I don't know. I'm thinking it's the
pizza delivery girl. You know, I don't know every and
now she does comedy comedy, yeah, And I got my
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arm around under out in the hallway, and it's cutting
back when my son Dylan took over the dice cast,
like where is he in my opening act? Eleanor Carrigan
jelling at me when I come in, Wait where are
you going? You know, and go mind your business where
I'm going because I used to be with Eleanor like
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like a million girls love you, right, you know that?
Well I don't like that. You know, this is going
on for years, you know. But what I'm saying not
every girl in the world loves me, but the ones
that do. It's like forever. You can't shake him, you know.
So Eleanor who to me is is the best, one
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of the best stand ups in the country. I mean
when when she finally does a special. I mean, that's
why I don't even say best girl comic because she's
such a killers in general. She destroys every crowd. I mean,
you know, and my crowds, like me, Joe Rogan, we
have the most aggressive crowds as comics in the world,
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and she goes up there and just kills every night,
whether it's three people at three thousand scenes, nothing to
Because she's from Philly under staying of course row home. Yes,
you know, uh, you know, schoolyard. She loves to fight.
You know. It sounds like that's why she was a
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good girlfriend for me for a while, because when I
would get into it with people, I couldn't get sued.
So she'd fight him, you know what I mean, She's
got your back. Must listen to podcasts right there that cast.
We'll put up all the info on dot like something.
You know, what do you have you not to break
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what we're talking about? Two kids? Those are my two kids.
I got little ones. Yeah, you know, you know, no,
that's beautiful. But you don't need marriage to do all that.
You're years you're married? Oh god, what about five? Six
something like that. We've been together like nine okay, yeah nine,
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it's still pretty fresh. Yeah yeah, it's a pretty I
mean we got about a dime in about ten years.
It might have been six years. I think we're married
about six years. I think you're a type of guy,
you were a romantic Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would consider myself,
what are you gonna bring her today when you come home?
And everyday thing? We can't spoil him? Come on, you
know that, dice, But no, I I do. I actually
do every It's a lot of work. It's a lot
(23:31):
of work. But I'm single now, Okay, you know what
I mean. Yeah, you know I've been through it. I'm
sure you have. I go, I get married all the time.
Times you get married, three times, three times, three times.
I was engaged to Eleanor who I was fifteen years ago.
Then I like it. Yeah. I never give up on
the prospect of real romance. And I think that that's
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part of the reason people that keeps it young. But
going back to the movie, that's why this movie keeps
getting made, right because if you think about it, what's
it about? And it's a dark love story, right because
we all keep trying. But especially in the world the
show biz, it's very hard, you know, to stay married
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because of all the temptation, you know, you in your
position on the road at forget about the cheating, you know,
because I'm no good you know what I mean. You
know I don't cheat a lot, you know, like if
my wife's no it was just you know, like accidents,
(24:38):
you know what I mean, nothing crazy. But now that
I'm single, you know, you know my son Dylan, you know,
I go, you know, I I gotta start all over,
you know, you know, I gotta get my game. You
know Trier game is tight Stone no, no, but but
but you gotta start like with a Monday girl, you know.
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You know Monday you find and like at a bus stop,
you know what I mean. I sit there with a coffee,
you know, and I wait around and here comes somebody
with their backpack and the stupid bun. You know how
they all ruin their own head. Women don't know what
to do with their hand. How I've gotten I've had
breakups over the bun, you know what I mean, I
(25:21):
start taking your out your hanzled down and long and
beautiful with the makeup, and the minute they move in
they tie it into it. Not like a holiday in made.
You know. They go into the bathroom with the long
like they wore it all night. Everybody gets all, look
how beautiful. They go into the bathroom looking like Marilyn
(25:43):
Monroe and here comes Marilyn Manson everything like, no, no, no,
you gotta pack, you know, no, we're not going through
the rest of the night. They gotta keep their parents,
they gotta keep up with because you know, the first individual. Well, yeah, well,
the first thing of any relationship is attraction. Yes, that's it.
Listen to me here, I don't allow low tailbones. If
(26:06):
the tailbones too low, that means but is going to
start dropping at an early age. You know what I mean.
You want you want to high, but you know what
I mean, So you might have to shave your tailbone
a little to get it over there, right, Okay, but
if you have a low tailbone, last thing you want
is a bun and flip flops. With the sound of
(26:29):
the flip flop, the heel smacking the bottom of your
foot just makes me nauseous. You know, you can talk
all day long. You could tell me all the things
that are bothering you that I really couldn't care less. Right,
just don't be wearing a bun, be wearing spikes, the
(26:51):
hands down, low cut shot. You notice how the big
butt is all famous now? How they can't show say
he's embraced it. But go on me too. Okay, So
you know, girls used to hang up the phone when
I say, oh, you know, I really admire your your
big fat But you know only I would use like yes, right,
(27:13):
you know, so they'd hang up. They go, how dare you?
I go, It's why I said hello. That's thirty years ago,
but today he's embraced. Please Instagram. I can't even see
the rest of the girl. That's how big you know. Alright,
(27:37):
listen before I let you go, I want to put
you on the spot. Quick questions, quick answers. Okay, alright,
let's see if I can do that favorite Gaga song.
Oh I like the the original. You know I fell
in love with her, like with monster. Last show you
binged watched, Oh well I love wait wait binge watch
(27:57):
would be when you kind of power it through you
want see them all Billion's great show huh. On the
show Celebrity Crush Growing Up, it's says Susanne Summers. Okay,
little three company right there. Well, I didn't need the
other one. The other one didn't do anything, didn't do anything,
and she was cute, but next to Suzanne. Right, you
know what I mean? I know what you mean. If
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you could be any animal, what would you pick? Lion?
That was quick? Not because because I that's what I
call my company. Because see, if you notice, the lion
could kick anybody's butt in the jungle. Right. But yeah,
it's not the biggest animal in the jungle, is he.
It's not. No, isn't a bad bigger, right, you see
(28:42):
what I'm saying. Right, they're in a forest. But the
thing about a lion, the thing about a lion is
when a lion is threatened and he feels his back
against the wall, the claws grow, right, And that's why
I could take anything that's you You chill like a lion.
I really do you like the women to do the
work and bring no, No, it's I'm about work. I
(29:04):
could cook chicken. I'm a chicken cook. I'm with you
on it. I'm with you on it. And last question,
last question. They're doing the Andrew Dice claim movie biopic.
Something you cast in that role? Well, there's something going
on now with the Jeane Kirkwood and Chess Palm and
(29:25):
Terry who's writing this thing? Yeah like that. It's yeah,
it's pretty amazing. And you know Jean, you know, I
don't know have you ever interviewed him? No? I have yes,
biggest producers every now, you know everything from Rocky one
that you would love here the producer on this one?
Who would you cast? What actor would you cast? Um? Well,
(29:48):
I used to want James Franco. I even met with
him about ten years ago about it, but there was
no book even yet. And just the greatest guy. But
we also need a guy that and they play me,
you know, younger. They have to sort of look like me,
and Franco had that. You know, he's got the egg,
(30:08):
you know what I mean? Like you see my head,
it's like more of an egg. It was just a
little tomato. I got more of a tomato. Bradley Cooper
and egg. Bradley. I spoke to him a little about it,
but he was so absorbed and because he could do
(30:29):
it the head shape like gillenhal and more than the look.
He would have the look. But in all the films
he's done, I've seen all. I know how I am personally,
not just on stage, because it's almost like playing for
an actor. It's like playing two parts. Okay, you're playing
(30:50):
that the animal that the world knew his dice, and
then you have the father, the husband, you know, the
personal life. I'm very different in it. And so you
need a guy that could play. You need a great
method act that will take that on. Yes, all those choices,
excellent choices. I'd watch all the movies. Thank you so
(31:12):
much for taking the time, such a such a pleasure
always to hang out. You can follow him on Instagram,
maybe even slide into his d m s. A girl
with a big round booty And I'm on Andrew dice
Clay Instagram Andrew dice Clay exactly. And a lot of
girls do right to me. But I can't bother with them.
(31:32):
Do you know what they do? What do they do?
Here's what they do? All right? Like I had a
girlfriend on Instagram for like a year. I think they're
broken up now, you know. And you know I met
her once and then we did Instagram talk and then
we had a phone conversation more than one, and then
more Instagram talk. But what's happened to people is you
(31:56):
could actually have these relationships just on Instagram and then
they just disappear like it never happened. Wow, robotic robots.
It's very hard to start a relationship today because you
can write to a girl, Hey, how's it going weekend?
A half later? Good? How are you? This is a
(32:21):
hundred and eighteen hours ago. You know, years ago you
had to dial the phone. That was it. The only
way you're gonna talk to a Girl's call that house.
I missed those days, so do I. You could call
two dirty in the morning. You had to go up
against it wasn't a text. You want to come over?
And nine days later, I'm busy right now, you've been
(32:43):
busy for three weeks. Years ago, you'd have to call
the house. You don't know if the mother is picking
up the father's pick. Who's calling this house street dirty
in the morning. No, it's it's it's Andrew Senda Rover.
I mean, how many you want to take care of
her whole life? Big house? She's not that great to
(33:03):
look and trust me because you know you probably have
a beautiful wife. I've never seen your wife, but you've
got beautiful kids. I like a girl. I like them pretty,
but I like them a little defected, a little a
little Yeah, look at your wife, just beautiful right Like
this is like there's nothing wrong here, Like I could
(33:25):
go with a woman like this if one foots a
little short in the you know, like a little defect
you want you want to keep? Yeah, Like like let's
say a girl's a little round shouldered and now in
front of a family and she wants to lay into you,
you know what I mean, So you hit it with this,
stand up straight? You want to talk to me like that?
(33:47):
Stands up straight. You're in your mother's house like a
human being. Walk out of here, but pick up your
walk out, walk out the door, I says, you know,
talk to me like that. Be you know, hunched over
love at advertise play on Instagram. Be sure to follow
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