December 31, 2024 • 19 mins
Today we celebrate the best and worst of our radio show in 2024 with our 10th annual Lopezie Awards! It's our annual mock award show where we re-live hilarious moments from the year with categories like 'Mario's Most Defensive Moment', 'Courtney's Pronunciation of The Year', 'Worst Joke' and many more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On with Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Happy Tuesday and Happy New Year's Eve, Mario Courtney Lopez.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
You're back to hang with you as we closer and closer.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
To twenty twenty five. But tonight we honor the best.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
And worst of the last.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Year with our annual mock award.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Show, The Lopezzys lots of awards to get you, so
turn it up our twenty twenty four low Pezzy Awards.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It starts now, Mario Courtney Lopez. Tonight we are honoring
the best and worst of the radio show from the
last year with our annual Lopezzy Awards. All Right, Frazer,
breakdown the nominees for worst joke of the Year.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Our first nominee had something to do with the counting crows.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Counting crows.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Really they were really peak in the It's more nineties,
it was more nineties, but that's what hung in there.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, I know, That's why I'm surprised to hear that way.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
And ironically, we have a million crows around our house,
so now I'm gonna start counting them.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
You know what, You've been on vacation.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
So that's our first nominee.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
That was a radio sign.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I'm honored.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
This is our second nominee. I believe this one is
Mario and.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Put the box in there.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yes you're going, You're going next level with this one.
You know who loves fresh fridges, Jeff Bridges.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That wasn't bad because I rhymed that was That was
a good bad joke as opposed to your bad joke,
which was just bad.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
And you're just tooting your own horn well when it
needs to be tootored. Our final nominee has something to
do with nuns.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I'm Charlie Eally is referring to a post I made
of this nun who was shadow boxing and she looked
like she been whooping some buff for a while.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Now she was she was shadow boxing them sins away.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
She is second to none.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Oh, and that is our winner for worst joke.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
There was a professional fighter named Michael, second to none
because his last name was none, and you and n
Michael's second two very good. More Mario Lopez coming up,
Ah Mario Lopez on Instagram. Hit us up and make
sure you click follow it to join the fam Mario
Courtney Lopez Here. It's not only a great way to
keep up with everything on the show, but you can
relive all our fun from twenty twenty four, like when
(02:14):
I host a Miss.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Universe or behind the scenes of our Christmas movie.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Pick some videos of the Celabster. Stop by, that's cool.
I'm with Mario Lopez on IG for all that and more.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
So? What were the top songs and iHeart Radio in
twenty twenty four?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
What up?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You're all Mario Courtney Lopez. I Heart Radio rewind has
the results?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Want to find out yours? Just tap your free iHeartRadio
app and find out who your most played artist was,
top songs and so much more.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You're All Mario Courtney Lopez or twenty twenty four Lopez
Awards going down tonight, celebrating the best and worst of
the radio show over the past year.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
What's the next.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
One impression of the year? Lots of nominees. We go
through a few of them. First, stop Courtney attempting to
do an impression of Donald Trump.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
It's going to be a huge on night. What what
I'm trying to be Trump?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Worst Trump I've ever heard? But I like the impression.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I like the attempts. I like them. I am nominated
for an al Pacino impression.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I see Oppenheimer. That was a short.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Mario also nominated for a Pacino impression.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
His publisher says he has nothing to fear and nothing
to hide, well from.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
The sense of a woman. Yes, although he does that
in every movie now.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Mario also up for his impression of Popeye Popeye because
he would talk under his breath.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
That one is not bad.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Mario for his impression of Chris Rock.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I will say this, I'll say Chris Rock.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
And finally Mario for his impression of Nick Nolty with.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
A grizzled policeman. I think Nick Nolty all of a sudden, Hey,
the rider, and that is our winner.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
That was awful, like a gremlin.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
That's how he's out.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Mario Lopez coming up.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Music rolls on, so quickly get to another Lopezi Award.
Marin Coortney Lopez. Here, all right, what's this one for?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
This is on air Moments of the Year and this
one goes to you, So get ready to receive your
Lopezi Awards. You, Mario Lopez, you're trying too hard.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I want to give a shout out trying too hard,
that's my name.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I want to give a shout out to my knees
because you're giving a shout out to your knees, to
my knees on the air, not.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
My niece, your knees, cause I do.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
They're still walking there.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That might be a nominee.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
They're holding up considering your feet the violent activities.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
My feet have been.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
No key, no key, not just till that's not just
the nominee but a winner.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Wow, that was a low key roast, Olimar Courtney Lopez.
More Low Pezzis to give out this hour.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
We're gonna find out who wins Question of the Year
in a bit.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Also Overreaction of the Year coming up as well. But
first more music and then the Low Pezzy Awards for
Courtney's Quote of the Year.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Don't move.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Al Mario and Courtney Lopez in the middle of our
Low Pezy Awards honoring the best and worst of the
radio show for the past year, and.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Now the nominees for Courtney Quote of the Year. There
are three nominees. Missus Lopez.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
This is only about you ever wanting to be right
and having a jury that you pay to say that
you're right is not fathomable. And the constitution of the law,
thank you, I.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Understand fathomable, and the Constitution.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Of the law totally made sense.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It was confident.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Next nominee.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I always say nothing good comes in threes, right, say
that it's true. There's three kids that are hanging out.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
One kids.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
And final nominee, and they always fight.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Bad news for Mark Ruffalo's MCU fans. He says it
doesn't look like he's ever going to start on his
own movie as the Hulk.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
The CGI is just too expensive. Wait, now it's expensive.
What's MCU?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
There you go, what's MCU? The winner is nothing good
comes in threes?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Wow, thank you, very good, honey, It's true, very good.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
More Mario Lopez coming up.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Mario Lopez, Here was some quick buzz for you. CBS
has tapped a new face to host the Golden Globes
stand up comic Nicky Glazier, who's having a moment right now, ever.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Since Tom Brady's roast.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
The Globe is by the way. You're going to take
place on January.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Fifth on CBS and Paramount Plus.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You're on with Courtney Lopez New iHeartRadio on the Verge.
Artist Damiano David is an Italian born singer and songwriter.
You know him from the band Mona Skin. Their song
began became a huge hit in twenty twenty one. Well,
he's now embarked on a solo career and the new
single has quickly become a favorite. All with Mario dot
Com to find out more about Demiano David and his
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first solo single, Born with a Broken Heart.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yo, Mario Courney Lopez.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
In the middle of our twenty twenty four Lopezy Awards,
annual mock award show where we honor the best and
worst of the radio show for the past year. What's
this next category?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
This is overreaction of the year.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
The first nominee was during a pop quiz and I
may have put a song in, It wasn't necessarily in
the category. He's a smooth Operator.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
So shaw day, my girl, he's as smooth. That's not
its eighties, that's not nineties.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
It was in a nineties list. I say, that's eighties.
Oh it's early nineties.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Shaw Day.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I'm telling you what year.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Did Smooth Operator by Shawde come out? Nineteen eighty four?
That's why my didn't see it. It was it was eighties list.
See my mind, this game, we've got to play it
all over.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
So then we yell at each other for a while. Three,
so correct, you are correct, you were correct. I'm winning.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
The second nominee has to do with a round of
mono tone in which something to do with Kanye I
feel stupid.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Come on, no, that's stupid. That's about that day. You
didn't get to that.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
That's a don't you buzz, you buzz that's why you
didn't get to it.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Here we are now, kkka, I got it. Entertains is it?
Let's go go ahead.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
No, no, I have a little outrage over something. I
don't know what it was in the last that's every
quint uh and the winner is a reaction to someone
getting a point for trolls too, when it was really
trolls or whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
And everyone lost their minds year. Timberlake is correct trolls too.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
So that's no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
If you didn't give her back, you didn't give me
Batman forever. That's not no.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
You missed the two. I missed the forever, so she
shouldn't get that free. If you're gonna be technical, be fair,
that's true. And trolls too are two different, Yes they are.
It's the same logic as Batman.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
And exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
What you are can't dare.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
You I get controlls to hold on.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Congratulations, honey, you are the overreacting queen.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Because you're a cheater.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
More fun on the way on with Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Keeping the music and fun coming at you with our
annual Lopezi Awards, Mario Courtney Lopezi Here, all right, what's
another quick award we got?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
This is Guest of the Year and it goes to
someone who threatened you via zoom if you didn't laugh
when you see his next movie, and that is Liam Neeson.
Made two appearances on our show this year.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's right, that is awesome.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Congratulations on everything, and when you see it, I'm gonna
totally loud.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I'm gonna totally laugh. It'll be belly aches from the
last I was.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Gonna ask if he could threaten you, but I think
he just did.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You know, if you're gonna get threatened, you might as
well get threatened by Liam Neeson. He's got a special
set of skills. I like Liam Neeson. He's he's so
monotonin chill. Hopefully it'll bode well for his uh naked
gun reboot. All right, hak tied More Lopezzy Awards hand
(10:14):
out shortly Mario Lopez Here in the meantime, I'm gonna
keep the music coming your way.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
In fact, I got a song you want to hear.
Tweet it my way. Add on with Mario.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yah Mario Corney Lopez twenty twenty four Lopezy Awards in
full swing.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
What is our next category, Musical Moment of the Year.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
This is always always a favorite category. Uh few nominees,
so we'll jump right into it. Courtney, you're up for
seeing some hootie.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Nothing that can I only want to be with.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Her day.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Good somebody singing some creed. You have some good songs
can up take you straight?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
So like early that was Nichols.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
I think it may have been Mario doing an impression
Nichols singing Creed. Somebody's looking for a new love.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I'm looking for a new you. That's not fair.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Sometimes I'm gonna tell you why that's not fair, because
sometimes I think I'm I'm like in a safe space
when we're all fair.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
You are in a safe space until the Lopezz.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
You're in recording that's being recorded.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yes, we're always here's a nominee. Someone loves the love.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Boat episodes and playing love Boat trivia.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Love Boat exciting and new.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I thought it was shiny and new.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
And our final nominee in the Winner, it's the two
of you singing some Tony Braxton, Tony Braxton to really get.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Proud of us. Congratulate you should take that on the road.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
We graduated, would see.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
More Mario Lopez coming up.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
More music in a sack, carold Mario Courtney Lopez. In
the middle of our end of your mock Awards show,
the Lopez and time for something special right now.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yeah, this is a new thing for the Lopezzis. It
is our seven hiccups. Salute you. Those are your hiccups
from the show over the past year. Wow a seven
hiccups salute. Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
When I get the hiccups because usually I have a
big meal prior to the show and it catches up
with every day Mario Lopez Kirk reminder, I hit of
Balmara dot com to relive all the craziness from the
past year. Catchup on all the twenty twenty three's Hollywood buzz, music, news, lab, dramas,
and more Ohmrio dot Com. Time for another Lopezi Award,
Mario Courtney Lopez.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Here we do this at the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Every year to honor the best and worst of the
radio show.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
What's the next award?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Courtney's pronunciation of the year?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Oh wow, lot a lot of options.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
It might actually be mispronunciation of the year. I forget
what the category is called the perfect nunciation. The first nominee.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Celebrating International Women's Day. You're on with Courtney and Mario Lopez.
But that's not all we get to celebrate. What other
obscure holiday happens to coincide? You wrote that wrong? I
read exactly.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Wow. Dare you blame that on me? Wow?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Apple TV has man Hunt, a conspiracy thriller about the
hunt for John Wilkie's.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
No, no, Oh my gosh, that's a.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Second nominee is about assassin.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
John John Wilkies would have never shot Lincoln.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
That's right, John Wilkies, see I was accused, was accusing
him of a crime he didn't commit. John third nominee
and Netflix has Gundam Gundam Queen Gundam requie I.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Like Queen batter No No fourth nominee.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Fifty runners up will get an exclusive Tortured Pets T shirt.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
It's not pets.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
And final nominee. A lot of good ones final nominee
and the winner.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Paramount Plus has an new season of Behind the Music.
Episodes will focus on Bell BIV, Devo, Bbde, Honey, Treys Adkins,
and Wolfgang van h Allen.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Van Halen Van Halen.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Congratulations, Courtney Alan, Wow, you need like a mount rusher
like that.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
This is not you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Wow, that could be a whole show.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
More fun on the way on with Mario Lopez?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
What a Mario Courtney Lopez?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Here, let's put a spotlight on my wife for Courtney's
random thought.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
What you got, honey?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
All right? How can we experience falling from high altitudes
in our dreams if we've never fallen like that in
real life?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Well, if you've ever fallen from anything high, a tree,
jumped off a bridge, skydive, whatever, you can replicate that feeling.
I've had a falling dream before where I'm falling out
of something and you feel like you can't catch your breath.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, it's weird your body actually yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
And I'm like and I and I've made myself it's
weird because I thought I was I felt like I
was dreaming.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I had to make myself wake up and realize, Yeah,
you wake up abruptly and like, yes, scared the weirdest thing.
I don't, man, that's wild.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Final our force more Courtney Lopez here, more Lopez to
hand down, including our lifetime achievement Lopezy.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
We've also got the most offensive moment coming up, probably
my husband in the meantime, more music. So get those
requests sent our way on x at on with Mario.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
On Mario Courtney Lopez. Lot of time achievement Lopezy coming
up in a bibba.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Right now, we.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Honored the most defensive moment of the year. All right,
let's get to the nominees.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
All right, So lots of people very defensive this year,
including Mario in this nomination where he was a little
defensive about liking a certain song.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
D Dent Dent, Dent, Dent, Honey, that song reminds us
of our wedding reception because it was huge.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Well it was huge at that time, and I remember
your bachelor party in Vegas.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
I have photos, are sorry, I have video of you
in some club we were in and you were very
excited when the song came on.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah right, no, I'm not I will find the video.
Still I was not very excited.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
A little defensive about Daringham style.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
No, that didn't happen.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Mario getting defensive about the year he graduated high school.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Oh, I was in high school. I remember these jams.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
No, you weren't.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
What do you mean I wasn't. Of course, I was
nineteen ninety Were you a base side? I was in
high school. I didn't graduate almost twenty nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I was in high school. I graduated in ninety seventeen,
and I was supposed to be ninety two. No, I
was supposed to be class ninety two, but I graduated
early because my mom started me early. Okay, how are
you going to argue with me when I know when
I graduated high school?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Mario getting a little uh like, how are you gonna argue.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Like that's been where were you born? Kind of thing?
Like I know where I was born.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I'll get most defensive to high school.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Still still defensive about it, and defensive in this nomination
about pagers.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Obviously before cell phones, did you have a pager? No,
I never had a pager. I never had a pager up.
The only people that I knew had pages growing up
were doctors or drug dealers, which I was neither.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
But we're younger than him, so our generation.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Had we had pages.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, we had pages too, I just didn't have one.
And you're not that much younger, you just said, and
the winner, take it easy over that the winner.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
We're eight years younger. So that is a.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Nice final nomination. And the winner is some sort of
conspiracy theory that got pushed out there by someone about
Mario and muffin tops.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I don't discriminate.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I like them all, like blueberry, I like banana, No,
I like pumpkin.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Do you only eat the top of the muffins?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
No, that was a rumor.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Elizabeth Berkeley started to say, Oh, I was just back
in the day.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Wait, wait, wait, start that room.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I literally was just asking top of.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
The muffins and leave them there. She's like, say, tell
that story any times she's doing itever you want.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I'm actually, well, that question triggered something because I literally
was just asking if you're.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Literally says it all the time, and I'm like, I'm
not a muffin steeler.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Congratulations, your muffin conspiracy theory defensive moment wins you a Lopez.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, that really struck a chord because he pulled that
out from.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Back in the Day, Elizabeth Berkley.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
More Mario Lopez Coming up Adam Mario Lopez on Instagram,
Hit me up and click follow to join the fam.
And while you're there, take a look back at all
our crazy front from the last year. Catch up on
music News, all our interviews, whole bunch of stuff, Adam
Mario Lopez on IG Mario Lopez here, more Lopezi Awards,
and out in a bit, but quickly, I wanted to
(18:27):
let you know if you still haven't found that perfect New.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Year's Eve playlist to get you through the last night
of the year, iHeart Radios got you covered.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Just tap your iHeart app and check out Iheart's New
Year's Eve party playlist so many of our faves check
it out all right time for a lifetime achievement. Lopezi Award,
You're on, Mario Courtney Lopez. Who gets the honor this year?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Well this was tough because a lot of stuff has
happened this year, but one thing in particular stands out
one of the biggest moments of the year, not just
for you, but for our entire show, for the world actually,
and that is you getting a star on the Hollywood
Walk of fame.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yay.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
So in addition to that star, you now have a
lopezy to say congratulations.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
This has been a heck of a year. Very flattered
and blessed.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Thank you, Mario Lopez. We'll be right back and that.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Is it for the night and for the year. Big
thanks for hanging out with us.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
We really look forward to a lot more fun in
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Until then, this is Mario and Courtney Lopez saying Happy
New Year. Guys, Please be safe
Speaker 1 (19:30):
With Mario Lopez.
On with Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Happy Tuesday and Happy New Year's Eve, Mario Courtney Lopez.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
You're back to hang with you as we closer and closer.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
To twenty twenty five. But tonight we honor the best.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
And worst of the last.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Year with our annual mock award.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Show, The Lopezzys lots of awards to get you, so
turn it up our twenty twenty four low Pezzy Awards.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It starts now, Mario Courtney Lopez. Tonight we are honoring
the best and worst of the radio show from the
last year with our annual Lopezzy Awards. All Right, Frazer,
breakdown the nominees for worst joke of the Year.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Our first nominee had something to do with the counting crows.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Counting crows.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Really they were really peak in the It's more nineties,
it was more nineties, but that's what hung in there.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, I know, That's why I'm surprised to hear that way.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
And ironically, we have a million crows around our house,
so now I'm gonna start counting them.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
You know what, You've been on vacation.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
So that's our first nominee.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
That was a radio sign.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I'm honored.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
This is our second nominee. I believe this one is
Mario and.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Put the box in there.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yes you're going, You're going next level with this one.
You know who loves fresh fridges, Jeff Bridges.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That wasn't bad because I rhymed that was That was
a good bad joke as opposed to your bad joke,
which was just bad.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
And you're just tooting your own horn well when it
needs to be tootored. Our final nominee has something to
do with nuns.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I'm Charlie Eally is referring to a post I made
of this nun who was shadow boxing and she looked
like she been whooping some buff for a while.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Now she was she was shadow boxing them sins away.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
She is second to none.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Oh, and that is our winner for worst joke.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
There was a professional fighter named Michael, second to none
because his last name was none, and you and n
Michael's second two very good. More Mario Lopez coming up,
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Universe or behind the scenes of our Christmas movie.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
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I'm with Mario Lopez on IG for all that and more.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
So? What were the top songs and iHeart Radio in
twenty twenty four?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
What up?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
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Speaker 2 (02:41):
You're All Mario Courtney Lopez or twenty twenty four Lopez
Awards going down tonight, celebrating the best and worst of
the radio show over the past year.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
What's the next.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
One impression of the year? Lots of nominees. We go
through a few of them. First, stop Courtney attempting to
do an impression of Donald Trump.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
It's going to be a huge on night. What what
I'm trying to be Trump?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Worst Trump I've ever heard? But I like the impression.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I like the attempts. I like them. I am nominated
for an al Pacino impression.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I see Oppenheimer. That was a short.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Mario also nominated for a Pacino impression.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
His publisher says he has nothing to fear and nothing
to hide, well from.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
The sense of a woman. Yes, although he does that
in every movie now.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Mario also up for his impression of Popeye Popeye because
he would talk under his breath.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
That one is not bad.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Mario for his impression of Chris Rock.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I will say this, I'll say Chris Rock.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
And finally Mario for his impression of Nick Nolty with.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
A grizzled policeman. I think Nick Nolty all of a sudden, Hey,
the rider, and that is our winner.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
That was awful, like a gremlin.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
That's how he's out.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Mario Lopez coming up.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Music rolls on, so quickly get to another Lopezi Award.
Marin Coortney Lopez. Here, all right, what's this one for?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
This is on air Moments of the Year and this
one goes to you, So get ready to receive your
Lopezi Awards. You, Mario Lopez, you're trying too hard.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I want to give a shout out trying too hard,
that's my name.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I want to give a shout out to my knees
because you're giving a shout out to your knees, to
my knees on the air, not.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
My niece, your knees, cause I do.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
They're still walking there.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That might be a nominee.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
They're holding up considering your feet the violent activities.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
My feet have been.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
No key, no key, not just till that's not just
the nominee but a winner.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Wow, that was a low key roast, Olimar Courtney Lopez.
More Low Pezzis to give out this hour.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
We're gonna find out who wins Question of the Year
in a bit.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Also Overreaction of the Year coming up as well. But
first more music and then the Low Pezzy Awards for
Courtney's Quote of the Year.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Don't move.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Al Mario and Courtney Lopez in the middle of our
Low Pezy Awards honoring the best and worst of the
radio show for the past year, and.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Now the nominees for Courtney Quote of the Year. There
are three nominees. Missus Lopez.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
This is only about you ever wanting to be right
and having a jury that you pay to say that
you're right is not fathomable. And the constitution of the law,
thank you, I.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Understand fathomable, and the Constitution.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Of the law totally made sense.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It was confident.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Next nominee.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I always say nothing good comes in threes, right, say
that it's true. There's three kids that are hanging out.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
One kids.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
And final nominee, and they always fight.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Bad news for Mark Ruffalo's MCU fans. He says it
doesn't look like he's ever going to start on his
own movie as the Hulk.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
The CGI is just too expensive. Wait, now it's expensive.
What's MCU?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
There you go, what's MCU? The winner is nothing good
comes in threes?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Wow, thank you, very good, honey, It's true, very good.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
More Mario Lopez coming up.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Mario Lopez, Here was some quick buzz for you. CBS
has tapped a new face to host the Golden Globes
stand up comic Nicky Glazier, who's having a moment right now, ever.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Since Tom Brady's roast.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
The Globe is by the way. You're going to take
place on January.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Fifth on CBS and Paramount Plus.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You're on with Courtney Lopez New iHeartRadio on the Verge.
Artist Damiano David is an Italian born singer and songwriter.
You know him from the band Mona Skin. Their song
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first solo single, Born with a Broken Heart.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yo, Mario Courney Lopez.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
In the middle of our twenty twenty four Lopezy Awards,
annual mock award show where we honor the best and
worst of the radio show for the past year. What's
this next category?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
This is overreaction of the year.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
The first nominee was during a pop quiz and I
may have put a song in, It wasn't necessarily in
the category. He's a smooth Operator.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
So shaw day, my girl, he's as smooth. That's not
its eighties, that's not nineties.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
It was in a nineties list. I say, that's eighties.
Oh it's early nineties.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Shaw Day.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I'm telling you what year.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Did Smooth Operator by Shawde come out? Nineteen eighty four?
That's why my didn't see it. It was it was eighties list.
See my mind, this game, we've got to play it
all over.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
So then we yell at each other for a while. Three,
so correct, you are correct, you were correct. I'm winning.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
The second nominee has to do with a round of
mono tone in which something to do with Kanye I
feel stupid.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Come on, no, that's stupid. That's about that day. You
didn't get to that.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
That's a don't you buzz, you buzz that's why you
didn't get to it.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Here we are now, kkka, I got it. Entertains is it?
Let's go go ahead.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
No, no, I have a little outrage over something. I
don't know what it was in the last that's every
quint uh and the winner is a reaction to someone
getting a point for trolls too, when it was really
trolls or whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
And everyone lost their minds year. Timberlake is correct trolls too.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
So that's no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
If you didn't give her back, you didn't give me
Batman forever. That's not no.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
You missed the two. I missed the forever, so she
shouldn't get that free. If you're gonna be technical, be fair,
that's true. And trolls too are two different, Yes they are.
It's the same logic as Batman.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
And exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
What you are can't dare.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
You I get controlls to hold on.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Congratulations, honey, you are the overreacting queen.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Because you're a cheater.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
More fun on the way on with Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Keeping the music and fun coming at you with our
annual Lopezi Awards, Mario Courtney Lopezi Here, all right, what's
another quick award we got?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
This is Guest of the Year and it goes to
someone who threatened you via zoom if you didn't laugh
when you see his next movie, and that is Liam Neeson.
Made two appearances on our show this year.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's right, that is awesome.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Congratulations on everything, and when you see it, I'm gonna
totally loud.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I'm gonna totally laugh. It'll be belly aches from the
last I was.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Gonna ask if he could threaten you, but I think
he just did.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You know, if you're gonna get threatened, you might as
well get threatened by Liam Neeson. He's got a special
set of skills. I like Liam Neeson. He's he's so
monotonin chill. Hopefully it'll bode well for his uh naked
gun reboot. All right, hak tied More Lopezzy Awards hand
(10:14):
out shortly Mario Lopez Here in the meantime, I'm gonna
keep the music coming your way.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
In fact, I got a song you want to hear.
Tweet it my way. Add on with Mario.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yah Mario Corney Lopez twenty twenty four Lopezy Awards in
full swing.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
What is our next category, Musical Moment of the Year.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
This is always always a favorite category. Uh few nominees,
so we'll jump right into it. Courtney, you're up for
seeing some hootie.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Nothing that can I only want to be with.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Her day.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Good somebody singing some creed. You have some good songs
can up take you straight?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
So like early that was Nichols.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
I think it may have been Mario doing an impression
Nichols singing Creed. Somebody's looking for a new love.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I'm looking for a new you. That's not fair.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Sometimes I'm gonna tell you why that's not fair, because
sometimes I think I'm I'm like in a safe space
when we're all fair.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
You are in a safe space until the Lopezz.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
You're in recording that's being recorded.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yes, we're always here's a nominee. Someone loves the love.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Boat episodes and playing love Boat trivia.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Love Boat exciting and new.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I thought it was shiny and new.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
And our final nominee in the Winner, it's the two
of you singing some Tony Braxton, Tony Braxton to really get.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Proud of us. Congratulate you should take that on the road.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
We graduated, would see.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
More Mario Lopez coming up.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
More music in a sack, carold Mario Courtney Lopez. In
the middle of our end of your mock Awards show,
the Lopez and time for something special right now.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yeah, this is a new thing for the Lopezzis. It
is our seven hiccups. Salute you. Those are your hiccups
from the show over the past year. Wow a seven
hiccups salute. Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
When I get the hiccups because usually I have a
big meal prior to the show and it catches up
with every day Mario Lopez Kirk reminder, I hit of
Balmara dot com to relive all the craziness from the
past year. Catchup on all the twenty twenty three's Hollywood buzz, music, news, lab, dramas,
and more Ohmrio dot Com. Time for another Lopezi Award,
Mario Courtney Lopez.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Here we do this at the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Every year to honor the best and worst of the
radio show.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
What's the next award?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Courtney's pronunciation of the year?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Oh wow, lot a lot of options.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
It might actually be mispronunciation of the year. I forget
what the category is called the perfect nunciation. The first nominee.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Celebrating International Women's Day. You're on with Courtney and Mario Lopez.
But that's not all we get to celebrate. What other
obscure holiday happens to coincide? You wrote that wrong? I
read exactly.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Wow. Dare you blame that on me? Wow?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Apple TV has man Hunt, a conspiracy thriller about the
hunt for John Wilkie's.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
No, no, Oh my gosh, that's a.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Second nominee is about assassin.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
John John Wilkies would have never shot Lincoln.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
That's right, John Wilkies, see I was accused, was accusing
him of a crime he didn't commit. John third nominee
and Netflix has Gundam Gundam Queen Gundam requie I.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Like Queen batter No No fourth nominee.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Fifty runners up will get an exclusive Tortured Pets T shirt.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
It's not pets.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
And final nominee. A lot of good ones final nominee
and the winner.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Paramount Plus has an new season of Behind the Music.
Episodes will focus on Bell BIV, Devo, Bbde, Honey, Treys Adkins,
and Wolfgang van h Allen.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Van Halen Van Halen.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Congratulations, Courtney Alan, Wow, you need like a mount rusher
like that.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
This is not you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Wow, that could be a whole show.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
More fun on the way on with Mario Lopez?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
What a Mario Courtney Lopez?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Here, let's put a spotlight on my wife for Courtney's
random thought.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
What you got, honey?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
All right? How can we experience falling from high altitudes
in our dreams if we've never fallen like that in
real life?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Well, if you've ever fallen from anything high, a tree,
jumped off a bridge, skydive, whatever, you can replicate that feeling.
I've had a falling dream before where I'm falling out
of something and you feel like you can't catch your breath.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, it's weird your body actually yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
And I'm like and I and I've made myself it's
weird because I thought I was I felt like I
was dreaming.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I had to make myself wake up and realize, Yeah,
you wake up abruptly and like, yes, scared the weirdest thing.
I don't, man, that's wild.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Final our force more Courtney Lopez here, more Lopez to
hand down, including our lifetime achievement Lopezy.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
We've also got the most offensive moment coming up, probably
my husband in the meantime, more music. So get those
requests sent our way on x at on with Mario.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
On Mario Courtney Lopez. Lot of time achievement Lopezy coming
up in a bibba.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Right now, we.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Honored the most defensive moment of the year. All right,
let's get to the nominees.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
All right, So lots of people very defensive this year,
including Mario in this nomination where he was a little
defensive about liking a certain song.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
D Dent Dent, Dent, Dent, Honey, that song reminds us
of our wedding reception because it was huge.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Well it was huge at that time, and I remember
your bachelor party in Vegas.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
I have photos, are sorry, I have video of you
in some club we were in and you were very
excited when the song came on.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah right, no, I'm not I will find the video.
Still I was not very excited.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
A little defensive about Daringham style.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
No, that didn't happen.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Mario getting defensive about the year he graduated high school.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Oh, I was in high school. I remember these jams.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
No, you weren't.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
What do you mean I wasn't. Of course, I was
nineteen ninety Were you a base side? I was in
high school. I didn't graduate almost twenty nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I was in high school. I graduated in ninety seventeen,
and I was supposed to be ninety two. No, I
was supposed to be class ninety two, but I graduated
early because my mom started me early. Okay, how are
you going to argue with me when I know when
I graduated high school?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Mario getting a little uh like, how are you gonna argue.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Like that's been where were you born? Kind of thing?
Like I know where I was born.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I'll get most defensive to high school.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Still still defensive about it, and defensive in this nomination
about pagers.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Obviously before cell phones, did you have a pager? No,
I never had a pager. I never had a pager up.
The only people that I knew had pages growing up
were doctors or drug dealers, which I was neither.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
But we're younger than him, so our generation.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Had we had pages.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, we had pages too, I just didn't have one.
And you're not that much younger, you just said, and
the winner, take it easy over that the winner.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
We're eight years younger. So that is a.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Nice final nomination. And the winner is some sort of
conspiracy theory that got pushed out there by someone about
Mario and muffin tops.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I don't discriminate.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I like them all, like blueberry, I like banana, No,
I like pumpkin.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Do you only eat the top of the muffins?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
No, that was a rumor.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Elizabeth Berkeley started to say, Oh, I was just back
in the day.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Wait, wait, wait, start that room.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I literally was just asking top of.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
The muffins and leave them there. She's like, say, tell
that story any times she's doing itever you want.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I'm actually, well, that question triggered something because I literally
was just asking if you're.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Literally says it all the time, and I'm like, I'm
not a muffin steeler.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Congratulations, your muffin conspiracy theory defensive moment wins you a Lopez.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, that really struck a chord because he pulled that
out from.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Back in the Day, Elizabeth Berkley.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
More Mario Lopez Coming up Adam Mario Lopez on Instagram,
Hit me up and click follow to join the fam.
And while you're there, take a look back at all
our crazy front from the last year. Catch up on
music News, all our interviews, whole bunch of stuff, Adam
Mario Lopez on IG Mario Lopez here, more Lopezi Awards,
and out in a bit, but quickly, I wanted to
(18:27):
let you know if you still haven't found that perfect New.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Year's Eve playlist to get you through the last night
of the year, iHeart Radios got you covered.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Just tap your iHeart app and check out Iheart's New
Year's Eve party playlist so many of our faves check
it out all right time for a lifetime achievement. Lopezi Award,
You're on, Mario Courtney Lopez. Who gets the honor this year?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Well this was tough because a lot of stuff has
happened this year, but one thing in particular stands out
one of the biggest moments of the year, not just
for you, but for our entire show, for the world actually,
and that is you getting a star on the Hollywood
Walk of fame.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yay.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
So in addition to that star, you now have a
lopezy to say congratulations.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
This has been a heck of a year. Very flattered
and blessed.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Thank you, Mario Lopez. We'll be right back and that.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Is it for the night and for the year. Big
thanks for hanging out with us.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
We really look forward to a lot more fun in
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Until then, this is Mario and Courtney Lopez saying Happy
New Year. Guys, Please be safe
Speaker 1 (19:30):
With Mario Lopez.
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