June 21, 2019 • 9 mins
Fool #1 tells a man that his wife will do the 4/3 split. She spends 4 days with husband and 3 days with Fool #1 and all of this is her idea!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for
today's subject. Maybe I should hang out with my ex too,
but right now, oh yeah, right now, the nephew is
here with today's praying phone call. What you got for
his Enugh? You know what? Sure that? I think I've
(00:21):
come up with an incredible I'm actually just brilliant. I'm
a genius. To listen to me, stop saying that. Stop
saying that. No, no, it ain't. Incredibility and Genius's two
different things. You're not man is a genius genius because
(00:42):
all you gotta do is listen to who telling you
the man is a genius, Dennis Jenius. Genius can't tell
you here, genius. No, no, anybody that got to tell
you who they are and what they do, it probably
ain't true. Probably, okay, okay, okay. So when you hit is,
I want you to just let me know what you
think afterwards. That's right here. I come up with this.
(01:05):
This is a four three relationship. Four days with your
wife and then the other three days your wife is
with me. Four three here it is four or three relationship.
Come on, cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach my
reach him. Hey, my reason, my name, my name is
Devon Man. How you doing this evening? Brother? Oh man,
(01:26):
I'm kind of sleeping man working nice bro? What's going on?
Who is this game? This is Devin Man. I talked
to your wife Kesha the other day. That's that's your wife, right, Yeah,
that's my wife. Yeah, I talked to you in right now. No,
she had worked, bro. Okay, okay, I apologoned. I ain't
me to wake you up. You work at night or something. Yeah,
I'm a clean already at night. Bro, No I think it.
(01:46):
Don't call me. That's three o'clock. What's this? What is it?
What is a big collector something? No? No, no no, no, no, no,
no no no. I talked to your wife, man. She's
interested in um this thing we got man called the
four three relationship. She told me she wanted me to
back and talk to her husband about it, and she
gave me the number to hit you up at the
house man and let you know all about the four
three relationship because she's really interested in it. For three relationship.
(02:11):
You said you talked to my wife about it? Yeah,
I talked to keeps you. A couple of days ago.
She gave me the number, she said, called him back.
He'll be at home at this time. You can hit
him up and see if he likes she said. But
she definitely likes it, man, And she wanted to see
if you would be interested in the four three relationship too.
You know, I want to get your approval on it
before we went in it further. But uh, your wife
was very excited about it, man. She was I wanted
(02:32):
to get started as soon as possible, and I wanted
to see about contacting you and making sure that you
agreed and approved on everything. But she definitely wanted to
get your blessing and get your approval on it. Yeah.
I'll try to do anything to make her happy, though,
but I got to get some moment some information about this.
What is that again for three three? No? No, it's
a four three or four three relationship, is what it is. Okay, Well,
(02:55):
if it makes her happy, you know, I'm willing to listen. Okay,
Well listen man, we're probably gonna get already right away,
probably Monday. We'll just started on Monday. Uh, you'll go
through Monday through Thursday, and then uh and then I
pick up you know, Friday, through Sunday, man, and we'll
go ahead and get this thing started. I think after
a month you're pretty much catch on everything. You know,
there's something's gonna be shipped to the house. Uh pick up.
(03:20):
She shouldn't have mentioned any of this to you, Okay, alright, Well,
what this is, man? A four three relationship, Maurice? Is this?
You know, you spend four days with Keisha and she
comes over to my place and she spend the other
three days with me. That's what a four three relationships.
So see this kind of frees you up man on
(03:41):
anything you might want to do on those other three days, man,
when she might be tying you down, you know, So
for them days, you know you would heard. But the
other three days you kind of have a free time
to yourself. But she'll be over my place on the
other three days. That's what that's what basically a four
three relationship is. Said, What now I say, part me?
You say she will spend four days with me, three
(04:04):
days with you. That's that's it, sir, That's the four
three relationship right there. Maurice. You know you're you're really
gonna like this, man, Like I said, she was excited
about it. Hold Are you serious? Uh yeah, I'm dead serious. Men,
like I said, Kea was excited, hola name. I know,
wife ain't discuss you about laceship spinish fol days with me,
(04:25):
three days with man? So you're talking about my no? Yeah,
I know new Hold up? What name again? My name
is Devid? Devid say bro, I don't play thangs, man,
I don't know how got my mama's I mean, Maurice,
what's wrong? I mean a lot of couples are doing
what's wrong? That's my life long. What you're talking to
(04:48):
you ain't talking to about You're talking due Okay, Well
listen man, A lot of couples are during the four
three man? What other couples is doing the home? But
my wife and me ain't interested? And no three relationship.
I can't be I can't believe you want my for this. Man.
Oh you're saying you're calling me talking about all three relationships?
(05:11):
You know I told you I won't get night. Why
I didn't know you worked that night? Man, Like I said,
see when I came over last week, man, hold hold
hold on, you came over well last week I know
you ain't finished set without thank you for the thing
you bet not. I said you bet not. I said
go ahead, go ahead saying it? Go ahead, go ahead? Player,
you've been talking. Don't stop not going ahead, Maurice Holder,
(05:33):
just get you know I'm a player. I'm up. I
don't want to see it. Go ahead. All I'm saying
that I came by there last week. Man, Well, I
came by your house. You come by my house? Okay?
Are you at eighteen four? Get I been here for
the last two years so you may hear about your health? Okay?
(05:57):
Because because she said okay, she said I didn't call
right because this first man? First of all, you the
w So you're gonna tell me you've been in my house? Okay?
Play okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Okay.
If you're not interested in the four three man, then
I won't. I won't be wasting no one no more.
You really are you time calling me? What my little
(06:20):
wife don't tell you about? She want to go three?
And she never told me nothing about you got the
wrong home ball and nothing more my relationship? Okay, okay,
So why would she tell me she interested in the
four three man? Give up what she told you? I
know I take care of my dead room. All right,
so three I wish she william three days. I wish
she would anyway, I know you how you know it?
(06:43):
I don't know you for man, I don't mind taking
off one tonight to sell what going on my house
when my cleaning night working off night. Now I'm gonna
ask you again, how do you know us? Man? I
know y'all through Timmy Man? Who is Tommy? Tommy Who
Tommy Man? Maurice's nephew Tommy. This is nephew Tommy Man
(07:07):
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Dog, your wife Keisha
got me to break phone call you. Man. You're talking
about the Steve Harvey Show. Yeo, Man, if you tell
him the little ball ahead st I know y'alln with me.
(07:28):
I know with me today Man, that nephew you tell
you know why you watch Steve? You need to be
over here just slip got your ball head, but you
ain't got nothing that people. Man. You know I got
to go to for Did you see this ship you
(07:49):
got to go to where you work at night? Man?
All right, all right, ma ree, I'm gonna let you
go back and sleep, man, But one more thing, dog
tell me this man, what is the what's the badness
that I mean, the bad cut. I wish I was there.
You Hey, man, what's the baddest radio show in the land, Man,
(08:10):
Steve Harvey Morty Show. Now that I have sta geniously,
you done this thing? Somebody tell me come on that.
Listen to the husband. Did you hear him? You say,
I'm stupid to think that you were us because nets
in that black what was angry because he hadn't fully
(08:35):
accepted it accepted. Come on, Baby Team, Tommy Team, Luke Keim,
you're up in here, Baby team. That's that hey partner.
That's that chemo talking if you almost lost it, the
chemo talking. We're on the radio, baby, we're on the radio.
(09:00):
I'm sorry it is early. Yeah, alright, thank you, nephew.
We think up next is today Strawberry letters subject Maybe
I should hang out with my ex two. We'll get
into that right after this
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for
today's subject. Maybe I should hang out with my ex too,
but right now, oh yeah, right now, the nephew is
here with today's praying phone call. What you got for
his Enugh? You know what? Sure that? I think I've
(00:21):
come up with an incredible I'm actually just brilliant. I'm
a genius. To listen to me, stop saying that. Stop
saying that. No, no, it ain't. Incredibility and Genius's two
different things. You're not man is a genius genius because
(00:42):
all you gotta do is listen to who telling you
the man is a genius, Dennis Jenius. Genius can't tell
you here, genius. No, no, anybody that got to tell
you who they are and what they do, it probably
ain't true. Probably, okay, okay, okay. So when you hit is,
I want you to just let me know what you
think afterwards. That's right here. I come up with this.
(01:05):
This is a four three relationship. Four days with your
wife and then the other three days your wife is
with me. Four three here it is four or three relationship.
Come on, cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach my
reach him. Hey, my reason, my name, my name is
Devon Man. How you doing this evening? Brother? Oh man,
(01:26):
I'm kind of sleeping man working nice bro? What's going on?
Who is this game? This is Devin Man. I talked
to your wife Kesha the other day. That's that's your wife, right, Yeah,
that's my wife. Yeah, I talked to you in right now. No,
she had worked, bro. Okay, okay, I apologoned. I ain't
me to wake you up. You work at night or something. Yeah,
I'm a clean already at night. Bro, No I think it.
(01:46):
Don't call me. That's three o'clock. What's this? What is it?
What is a big collector something? No? No, no no, no, no, no,
no no no. I talked to your wife, man. She's
interested in um this thing we got man called the
four three relationship. She told me she wanted me to
back and talk to her husband about it, and she
gave me the number to hit you up at the
house man and let you know all about the four
three relationship because she's really interested in it. For three relationship.
(02:11):
You said you talked to my wife about it? Yeah,
I talked to keeps you. A couple of days ago.
She gave me the number, she said, called him back.
He'll be at home at this time. You can hit
him up and see if he likes she said. But
she definitely likes it, man, And she wanted to see
if you would be interested in the four three relationship too.
You know, I want to get your approval on it
before we went in it further. But uh, your wife
was very excited about it, man. She was I wanted
(02:32):
to get started as soon as possible, and I wanted
to see about contacting you and making sure that you
agreed and approved on everything. But she definitely wanted to
get your blessing and get your approval on it. Yeah.
I'll try to do anything to make her happy, though,
but I got to get some moment some information about this.
What is that again for three three? No? No, it's
a four three or four three relationship, is what it is. Okay, Well,
(02:55):
if it makes her happy, you know, I'm willing to listen. Okay,
Well listen man, we're probably gonna get already right away,
probably Monday. We'll just started on Monday. Uh, you'll go
through Monday through Thursday, and then uh and then I
pick up you know, Friday, through Sunday, man, and we'll
go ahead and get this thing started. I think after
a month you're pretty much catch on everything. You know,
there's something's gonna be shipped to the house. Uh pick up.
(03:20):
She shouldn't have mentioned any of this to you, Okay, alright, Well,
what this is, man? A four three relationship, Maurice? Is this?
You know, you spend four days with Keisha and she
comes over to my place and she spend the other
three days with me. That's what a four three relationships.
So see this kind of frees you up man on
(03:41):
anything you might want to do on those other three days, man,
when she might be tying you down, you know, So
for them days, you know you would heard. But the
other three days you kind of have a free time
to yourself. But she'll be over my place on the
other three days. That's what that's what basically a four
three relationship is. Said, What now I say, part me?
You say she will spend four days with me, three
(04:04):
days with you. That's that's it, sir, That's the four
three relationship right there. Maurice. You know you're you're really
gonna like this, man, Like I said, she was excited
about it. Hold Are you serious? Uh yeah, I'm dead serious. Men,
like I said, Kea was excited, hola name. I know,
wife ain't discuss you about laceship spinish fol days with me,
(04:25):
three days with man? So you're talking about my no? Yeah,
I know new Hold up? What name again? My name
is Devid? Devid say bro, I don't play thangs, man,
I don't know how got my mama's I mean, Maurice,
what's wrong? I mean a lot of couples are doing
what's wrong? That's my life long. What you're talking to
(04:48):
you ain't talking to about You're talking due Okay, Well
listen man, A lot of couples are during the four
three man? What other couples is doing the home? But
my wife and me ain't interested? And no three relationship.
I can't be I can't believe you want my for this. Man.
Oh you're saying you're calling me talking about all three relationships?
(05:11):
You know I told you I won't get night. Why
I didn't know you worked that night? Man, Like I said,
see when I came over last week, man, hold hold
hold on, you came over well last week I know
you ain't finished set without thank you for the thing
you bet not. I said you bet not. I said
go ahead, go ahead saying it? Go ahead, go ahead? Player,
you've been talking. Don't stop not going ahead, Maurice Holder,
(05:33):
just get you know I'm a player. I'm up. I
don't want to see it. Go ahead. All I'm saying
that I came by there last week. Man, Well, I
came by your house. You come by my house? Okay?
Are you at eighteen four? Get I been here for
the last two years so you may hear about your health? Okay?
(05:57):
Because because she said okay, she said I didn't call
right because this first man? First of all, you the
w So you're gonna tell me you've been in my house? Okay?
Play okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Okay.
If you're not interested in the four three man, then
I won't. I won't be wasting no one no more.
You really are you time calling me? What my little
(06:20):
wife don't tell you about? She want to go three?
And she never told me nothing about you got the
wrong home ball and nothing more my relationship? Okay, okay,
So why would she tell me she interested in the
four three man? Give up what she told you? I
know I take care of my dead room. All right,
so three I wish she william three days. I wish
she would anyway, I know you how you know it?
(06:43):
I don't know you for man, I don't mind taking
off one tonight to sell what going on my house
when my cleaning night working off night. Now I'm gonna
ask you again, how do you know us? Man? I
know y'all through Timmy Man? Who is Tommy? Tommy Who
Tommy Man? Maurice's nephew Tommy. This is nephew Tommy Man
(07:07):
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Dog, your wife Keisha
got me to break phone call you. Man. You're talking
about the Steve Harvey Show. Yeo, Man, if you tell
him the little ball ahead st I know y'alln with me.
(07:28):
I know with me today Man, that nephew you tell
you know why you watch Steve? You need to be
over here just slip got your ball head, but you
ain't got nothing that people. Man. You know I got
to go to for Did you see this ship you
(07:49):
got to go to where you work at night? Man?
All right, all right, ma ree, I'm gonna let you
go back and sleep, man, But one more thing, dog
tell me this man, what is the what's the badness
that I mean, the bad cut. I wish I was there.
You Hey, man, what's the baddest radio show in the land, Man,
(08:10):
Steve Harvey Morty Show. Now that I have sta geniously,
you done this thing? Somebody tell me come on that.
Listen to the husband. Did you hear him? You say,
I'm stupid to think that you were us because nets
in that black what was angry because he hadn't fully
(08:35):
accepted it accepted. Come on, Baby Team, Tommy Team, Luke Keim,
you're up in here, Baby team. That's that hey partner.
That's that chemo talking if you almost lost it, the
chemo talking. We're on the radio, baby, we're on the radio.
(09:00):
I'm sorry it is early. Yeah, alright, thank you, nephew.
We think up next is today Strawberry letters subject Maybe
I should hang out with my ex two. We'll get
into that right after this
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